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I was so afraid to go to sleep when I was a kid. I thought monsters were under the bed. I was so afraid to go to sleep as a child. Fear when you are a child can be so gripping. What were you afraid of? I was afraid that there was a monster under my bed!
That is really terrifying.
It is! I am so glad I grew out of it.
I can't stand it when my wife hugs other men. I know it doesn't mean anything, but still.
I can't stand it when my wife hugs other men. I know it doesn't mean anything, but still.
That is really mean. Why does she do it?
I can't stand it when my wife hugs other men. I know it doesn't mean anything, but still. I can't stand it when my wife hugs other men. I know it doesn't mean anything_comma_ but still.
That is really mean. Why does she do it?
She is just saying hello to old friends, but I get so mad.
I can't stand it when my wife hugs other men. I know it doesn't mean anything, but still. I can't stand it when my wife hugs other men. I know it doesn't mean anything_comma_ but still. That is really mean. Why does she do it?
She is just saying hello to old friends, but I get so mad.
I would too if my wife did that. It's alright, man.
My favorite restaruant closed down, so I'm trying a new one.
My favorite restaruant closed down, so I'm trying a new one.
That's unfortunate! What style food did your favorite restaurant serve?
My favorite restaruant closed down, so I'm trying a new one. My favorite restaruant closed down_comma_ so I'm trying a new one.
That's unfortunate! What style food did your favorite restaurant serve?
dim sum. I looked forward to it every weekend.
My favorite restaruant closed down, so I'm trying a new one. My favorite restaruant closed down_comma_ so I'm trying a new one. That's unfortunate! What style food did your favorite restaurant serve?
dim sum. I looked forward to it every weekend.
Dim sum, huh? I haven't heard of that before. What exactly is that?
My date sure ate a lot for a small girl.
My date sure ate a lot for a small girl.
Where did you take her?
My date sure ate a lot for a small girl. My date sure ate a lot for a small girl.
Where did you take her?
It was a Mexican restaurant.
My date sure ate a lot for a small girl. My date sure ate a lot for a small girl. Where did you take her?
It was a Mexican restaurant.
What did she eat on your date?
I am not happy I didn't get to buy a new car.
I am not happy I didn't get to buy a new car.
I'm sorry to hear that. Are you saving more?
I am not happy I didn't get to buy a new car. I am not happy I didn't get to buy a new car.
I'm sorry to hear that. Are you saving more?
Yes, but with my bills getting higher it will be tough.
I am not happy I didn't get to buy a new car. I am not happy I didn't get to buy a new car. I'm sorry to hear that. Are you saving more?
Yes, but with my bills getting higher it will be tough.
Yea. You should definitely hold off on buying a new car for now.
I was eating lunch at school today and some lady next to me just let the biggest fart rip I've ever heard. I mean, couldn't she at lease have gone to the bathroom or a more private place for that?
I was eating lunch today at school and some woman let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. I almost spit my food out.
Oh my god!! she must have been raised in a barn!
I was eating lunch at school today and some lady next to me just let the biggest fart rip I've ever heard. I mean, couldn't she at lease have gone to the bathroom or a more private place for that? I was eating lunch today at school and some woman let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. I almost spit my food out.
Oh my god!! she must have been raised in a barn!
Yes that's what I was thinking. I mean, couldn't she have at least went somewhere more private!
I was eating lunch at school today and some lady next to me just let the biggest fart rip I've ever heard. I mean, couldn't she at lease have gone to the bathroom or a more private place for that? I was eating lunch today at school and some woman let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. I almost spit my food out. Oh ...
Yes that's what I was thinking. I mean, couldn't she have at least went somewhere more private!
Like a bathroom maybe! some people really just dont understand manners.
I once called the wrong person dad.
Once when I was a kid i hugged this man I thought was my dad and looked up to realize it was a random.
Haha, that's funny you mention that. I seen the same thing happen to a girl when I was at the grocery story one time.
I once called the wrong person dad. Once when I was a kid i hugged this man I thought was my dad and looked up to realize it was a random.
Haha, that's funny you mention that. I seen the same thing happen to a girl when I was at the grocery story one time.
I didnt know how to feel, I would say I was confused most of all.
I once called the wrong person dad. Once when I was a kid i hugged this man I thought was my dad and looked up to realize it was a random. Haha_comma_ that's funny you mention that. I seen the same thing happen to a girl when I was at the grocery story one time.
I didnt know how to feel, I would say I was confused most of all.
Yeah, it must be a pretty embarrassing moment. Although it's an honest mistake.
My neighbor returned my possum yesterday. I thought he was dead, but then he woke up. I was so thankful.
My neighbor returned my possum yesterday.
You have one as a pet?
My neighbor returned my possum yesterday. I thought he was dead, but then he woke up. I was so thankful. My neighbor returned my possum yesterday.
You have one as a pet?
I do! I thought he was dead, but then he was just playing dead. I was so grateful towards my neighbor.
My neighbor returned my possum yesterday. I thought he was dead, but then he woke up. I was so thankful. My neighbor returned my possum yesterday. You have one as a pet?
I do! I thought he was dead, but then he was just playing dead. I was so grateful towards my neighbor.
That's great, losing a pet would have been awful.
Sometime I envy my coworkers because some of them have a better career than me.
Sometime I envy my coworkers because some of them have a better career than me.
Yeah, I sometimes do that as well. But, as long as the bills are getting paid, I guess you can't complain.
Sometime I envy my coworkers because some of them have a better career than me. Sometime I envy my coworkers because some of them have a better career than me.
Yeah, I sometimes do that as well. But, as long as the bills are getting paid, I guess you can't complain.
You are right but sometime I can't keep think about it, mainly when the coworker is not smart.
Sometime I envy my coworkers because some of them have a better career than me. Sometime I envy my coworkers because some of them have a better career than me. Yeah_comma_ I sometimes do that as well. But_comma_ as long as the bills are getting paid_comma_ I guess you can't complain.
You are right but sometime I can't keep think about it, mainly when the coworker is not smart.
True. But, you can't help stupid people from getting high paying jobs. I am a prime example.
My dog ran away yesterday. I am so saddened.
My dog ran away yesterday. I am so distraught.
Is the first time that he ran away?
My dog ran away yesterday. I am so saddened. My dog ran away yesterday. I am so distraught.
Is the first time that he ran away?
It is! I don't know if he will come home...
My dog ran away yesterday. I am so saddened. My dog ran away yesterday. I am so distraught. Is the first time that he ran away?
It is! I don't know if he will come home...
Then it is a little bit scary. Did you try to find him?
My friend just transferred to my school. I'm so happy.
My friend just transferred to my school. I'm so happy
That sounds awesome! Have you guys been friends long?
My friend just transferred to my school. I'm so happy. My friend just transferred to my school. I'm so happy
That sounds awesome! Have you guys been friends long?
Yea, since we were in diapers practically.
My friend just transferred to my school. I'm so happy. My friend just transferred to my school. I'm so happy That sounds awesome! Have you guys been friends long?
Yea, since we were in diapers practically.
That's pretty cool. You guys must have a good relationship.
I bought a ticket on a new car at a hockey game. I really hope I win!
I was at a hockey game and bought a ticket on a draw for a new car.
How'd it go?
I bought a ticket on a new car at a hockey game. I really hope I win! I was at a hockey game and bought a ticket on a draw for a new car.
How'd it go?
Well, I'm hopeful although statistics are definitely not on my side. I have a 1 in a 10,000 chance to win!
I bought a ticket on a new car at a hockey game. I really hope I win! I was at a hockey game and bought a ticket on a draw for a new car. How'd it go?
Well, I'm hopeful although statistics are definitely not on my side. I have a 1 in a 10,000 chance to win!
I wish you luck anyway!
My cat pooped on the carpet the other day. I was so mad!
My cat pooped on the carpet the other day. I was so mad!
That's disgusting! Why are cats so rude?
My cat pooped on the carpet the other day. I was so mad! My cat pooped on the carpet the other day. I was so mad!
That's disgusting! Why are cats so rude?
I know, right?!?!? She needs to learn her place!
My cat pooped on the carpet the other day. I was so mad! My cat pooped on the carpet the other day. I was so mad! That's disgusting! Why are cats so rude?
I know, right?!?!? She needs to learn her place!
I hope that that was the last time you have to clean up any messes! Sending my prayers!
My school is low income, but we score in the top 5% statewide.
My school is low income, but we score in the top 5% statewide.
Really?
My school is low income, but we score in the top 5% statewide. My school is low income_comma_ but we score in the top 5% statewide.
Really?
Yep. We get looked down on so much, but I think some schools are gonna rethink their attitudes now.
My school is low income, but we score in the top 5% statewide. My school is low income_comma_ but we score in the top 5% statewide. Really?
Yep. We get looked down on so much, but I think some schools are gonna rethink their attitudes now.
I would like to come there and see it, how are you doing it?
I was watching a ship on tv and it brought back memories of when I was a sailor in the Navy. For a brief second I felt like I was their again.
Have you ever been out to sea?
I haven't actually. Have you?
I was watching a ship on tv and it brought back memories of when I was a sailor in the Navy. For a brief second I felt like I was their again. Have you ever been out to sea?
I haven't actually. Have you?
I was in the Navy, wish I could do it again?
I was watching a ship on tv and it brought back memories of when I was a sailor in the Navy. For a brief second I felt like I was their again. Have you ever been out to sea? I haven't actually. Have you?
I was in the Navy, wish I could do it again?
I've heard good things about the Navy and also how tough it is.
I was watching a ship on tv and it brought back memories of when I was a sailor in the Navy. For a brief second I felt like I was their again. Have you ever been out to sea? I haven't actually. Have you? I was in the Navy_comma_ wish I could do it again?
I've heard good things about the Navy and also how tough it is.
It's tough but the port calls make it worth it.
Been studying for my final exam tomorrow. Never felt so ready in my life!
Been studying really hard for my final exam tomorrow. Never felt so ready!
That's awesome! Good luck on your finals!
Been studying for my final exam tomorrow. Never felt so ready in my life! Been studying really hard for my final exam tomorrow. Never felt so ready!
That's awesome! Good luck on your finals!
Thanks! I am sure I will crush it.
Been studying for my final exam tomorrow. Never felt so ready in my life! Been studying really hard for my final exam tomorrow. Never felt so ready! That's awesome! Good luck on your finals!
Thanks! I am sure I will crush it.
Don't forget to get some rest though.
I found a new restaurant, and they charge about $5 per dish.
I found a new restaurant, and they charge about $5 per dish.
Nice! What kind of food do they serve?
I found a new restaurant, and they charge about $5 per dish. I found a new restaurant_comma_ and they charge about $5 per dish.
Nice! What kind of food do they serve?
They serve authentic mexican food.
I found a new restaurant, and they charge about $5 per dish. I found a new restaurant_comma_ and they charge about $5 per dish. Nice! What kind of food do they serve?
They serve authentic mexican food.
That sounds incredibly tasty. I think I will have to go there.
I found a bird with a broken wing in my backyard. I took it inside and fed it food and put a splint on its wing until it felt better.
I found a bird in my backyard that had a broken wing. I took it inside to look after it!
That's so kind of you!
I found a bird with a broken wing in my backyard. I took it inside and fed it food and put a splint on its wing until it felt better. I found a bird in my backyard that had a broken wing. I took it inside to look after it!
That's so kind of you!
Yeah, I gave it a splint and fed it food for a few weeks. It's all better now and we released it back into the wild.
I found a bird with a broken wing in my backyard. I took it inside and fed it food and put a splint on its wing until it felt better. I found a bird in my backyard that had a broken wing. I took it inside to look after it! That's so kind of you!
Yeah, I gave it a splint and fed it food for a few weeks. It's all better now and we released it back into the wild.
aw I'm so happy for it. Do you miss it?
My girlfriend cooked for me all week while I was sick, although she had to work and go to school.
My girlfriend cooked for me all week while I was sick, although she had to work and go to school.
Wow, that's pretty nice of her. I wish my girlfriend would cook for me!
My girlfriend cooked for me all week while I was sick, although she had to work and go to school. My girlfriend cooked for me all week while I was sick_comma_ although she had to work and go to school.
Wow, that's pretty nice of her. I wish my girlfriend would cook for me!
She's a true sweetheart. I'm sure your girlfriend does other things for ya!
My girlfriend cooked for me all week while I was sick, although she had to work and go to school. My girlfriend cooked for me all week while I was sick_comma_ although she had to work and go to school. Wow_comma_ that's pretty nice of her. I wish my girlfriend would cook for me!
She's a true sweetheart. I'm sure your girlfriend does other things for ya!
Yes she certainly does! I guess she makes up for it in other ways!
My friends threw me a surprise party yesterday. I was so shocked and happy.
My friends threw me a surprise party yesterday.
That's awesome! Was it your birthday?
My friends threw me a surprise party yesterday. I was so shocked and happy. My friends threw me a surprise party yesterday.
That's awesome! Was it your birthday?
It was! I got so many cool gifts. I was so surprised. My friends are the best!
My friends threw me a surprise party yesterday. I was so shocked and happy. My friends threw me a surprise party yesterday. That's awesome! Was it your birthday?
It was! I got so many cool gifts. I was so surprised. My friends are the best!
They sound great! Happy birthday to you!
I was so scared to sleep when I was a little kid. I thought there were monsters in the closet.
I was so scared to sleep alone when I was a little kid.
I think that's normal. What were you afraid of?
I was so scared to sleep when I was a little kid. I thought there were monsters in the closet. I was so scared to sleep alone when I was a little kid.
I think that's normal. What were you afraid of?
I was afraid that there were a bunch of monsters in my closet!
I was so scared to sleep when I was a little kid. I thought there were monsters in the closet. I was so scared to sleep alone when I was a little kid. I think that's normal. What were you afraid of?
I was afraid that there were a bunch of monsters in my closet!
Must've been really terrifying. What did your parents do?
This 8 year old girl gave a presention about her mom. We all cried.
This 8 year old girl gave a presention about her mom. We all cried.
That is so sad. What happened to her mom?
This 8 year old girl gave a presention about her mom. We all cried. This 8 year old girl gave a presention about her mom. We all cried.
That is so sad. What happened to her mom?
Her dad has passed away, and her mom is working on her own to support them.
This 8 year old girl gave a presention about her mom. We all cried. This 8 year old girl gave a presention about her mom. We all cried. That is so sad. What happened to her mom?
Her dad has passed away, and her mom is working on her own to support them.
That is really said. I hope that she gets a new mom some day.
My exam results are coming back tomorrow and I am scared to look at them.
I am getting my exam results back tomorrow and I feel scared to even look.
I am sure you did fine. Did you study hard?
My exam results are coming back tomorrow and I am scared to look at them. I am getting my exam results back tomorrow and I feel scared to even look.
I am sure you did fine. Did you study hard?
Thanks, I did study pretty well (I thought). I suppose I'll have to look at them eventually.
My exam results are coming back tomorrow and I am scared to look at them. I am getting my exam results back tomorrow and I feel scared to even look. I am sure you did fine. Did you study hard?
Thanks, I did study pretty well (I thought). I suppose I'll have to look at them eventually.
It will be fine! You'll be staring at an A before you know it!
I went to the park the other day. It was so relaxing reading a book under a tree.
I went to the park the other day. It was so nice relaxing reading a book under the tree.
Oh my that does sound really relaxing. The weather was nice?
I went to the park the other day. It was so relaxing reading a book under a tree. I went to the park the other day. It was so nice relaxing reading a book under the tree.
Oh my that does sound really relaxing. The weather was nice?
It was! The sun was shining and I felt so content.
I went to the park the other day. It was so relaxing reading a book under a tree. I went to the park the other day. It was so nice relaxing reading a book under the tree. Oh my that does sound really relaxing. The weather was nice?
It was! The sun was shining and I felt so content.
That's great. I'm glad you got to feel that feeling.
I went to the park all by myself yesterday. I was angry that my friends ditched me.
I went to the park all by myself yesterday. It was so lonesome.
That is no fun! I have been feeling lonely lately too, Where are your frineds?
I went to the park all by myself yesterday. I was angry that my friends ditched me. I went to the park all by myself yesterday. It was so lonesome.
That is no fun! I have been feeling lonely lately too, Where are your frineds?
I was! My friends ditched me...I couldn't believe they would do such a thing.
I went to the park all by myself yesterday. I was angry that my friends ditched me. I went to the park all by myself yesterday. It was so lonesome. That is no fun! I have been feeling lonely lately too_comma_ Where are your frineds?
I was! My friends ditched me...I couldn't believe they would do such a thing.
That is lame! what was their excuse?
My little sister didnt get accepted to college
My little sister came in crying saying she didnt get accepted to any college!
Oh no! Does she have any applications outstanding?
My little sister didnt get accepted to college My little sister came in crying saying she didnt get accepted to any college!
Oh no! Does she have any applications outstanding?
NO! I cant believe it, Maybe she needs to apply at some less prestigious schools.
My little sister didnt get accepted to college My little sister came in crying saying she didnt get accepted to any college! Oh no! Does she have any applications outstanding?
NO! I cant believe it, Maybe she needs to apply at some less prestigious schools.
True. Sometimes you have to lower your standards to something more realistic.
My kid has been staying late at school so much lately.
My kid has been staying late at school so much lately.
That's kinda sad. Is he studying or something?
My kid has been staying late at school so much lately. My kid has been staying late at school so much lately.
That's kinda sad. Is he studying or something?
I think so. I hope she doesn't push herself too hard.
My kid has been staying late at school so much lately. My kid has been staying late at school so much lately. That's kinda sad. Is he studying or something?
I think so. I hope she doesn't push herself too hard.
Yeah, pushing herself could end up to her having a horrible life.
Some dude was staring at my girlfriend at dinner tonight. Made me feel very on edge.
Some dude was staring at my girlfriend tonight at dinner. Made me feel some type of way.
I would've been angry.
Some dude was staring at my girlfriend at dinner tonight. Made me feel very on edge. Some dude was staring at my girlfriend tonight at dinner. Made me feel some type of way.
I would've been angry.
You're telling me! I took my two slices of pizza and slapped him upside the head with them!
Some dude was staring at my girlfriend at dinner tonight. Made me feel very on edge. Some dude was staring at my girlfriend tonight at dinner. Made me feel some type of way. I would've been angry.
You're telling me! I took my two slices of pizza and slapped him upside the head with them!
That's funny and also kind of a waste of pizza.
My english teacher made sure I was going to pass.
Without the help of my professor I would have failed my first english class!
They sound very helpful and caring! Would you take their classes again?
My english teacher made sure I was going to pass. Without the help of my professor I would have failed my first english class!
They sound very helpful and caring! Would you take their classes again?
Yes! she made sure I aways had a study guide, and I was always prepared!
My english teacher made sure I was going to pass. Without the help of my professor I would have failed my first english class! They sound very helpful and caring! Would you take their classes again?
Yes! she made sure I aways had a study guide, and I was always prepared!
Awesome! That makes me glad that there are still teachers and professors that truly care!
Tomorrow is payday...I am looking forward too it and NOT in a few ways...I don't know what will happen. But either way I am not letting it bother me.
Tomorrow is payday...I am looking forward too it and NOT in a few ways
Why aren't you looking forward to it?
Tomorrow is payday...I am looking forward too it and NOT in a few ways...I don't know what will happen. But either way I am not letting it bother me. Tomorrow is payday...I am looking forward too it and NOT in a few ways
Why aren't you looking forward to it?
I don't know what will happen. But either way I am not letting it bother me.
Tomorrow is payday...I am looking forward too it and NOT in a few ways...I don't know what will happen. But either way I am not letting it bother me. Tomorrow is payday...I am looking forward too it and NOT in a few ways Why aren't you looking forward to it?
I don't know what will happen. But either way I am not letting it bother me.
I hope it turns out well whatever it is.
Tomorrow is payday...I am looking forward too it and NOT in a few ways...I don't know what will happen. But either way I am not letting it bother me. Tomorrow is payday...I am looking forward too it and NOT in a few ways Why aren't you looking forward to it? I don't know what will happen. But either way I am not lettin...
I hope it turns out well whatever it is.
Me too!
My friend is a teacher and took a kid in who was being abused.
My friend is a teacher and took a kid in who was being abused.
She is a saint!
My friend is a teacher and took a kid in who was being abused. My friend is a teacher and took a kid in who was being abused.
She is a saint!
She indeed is. I knew she was kind hearted but even this surprised me.
My friend is a teacher and took a kid in who was being abused. My friend is a teacher and took a kid in who was being abused. She is a saint!
She indeed is. I knew she was kind hearted but even this surprised me.
I don't know how anyone could turn an abused child away..it's not easy but they need help.
just got out of work to my friend sending me a message saying my brothers house got broken into
Clocked out of work , and i checked my messages and my friend said my brothers house just got broken into
Whoa that's terrible. Did the police catch the robber?
just got out of work to my friend sending me a message saying my brothers house got broken into Clocked out of work _comma_ and i checked my messages and my friend said my brothers house just got broken into
Whoa that's terrible. Did the police catch the robber?
They put a warrant out for his arrest , and that is all they can do for right now we are all pretty angry right now
just got out of work to my friend sending me a message saying my brothers house got broken into Clocked out of work _comma_ and i checked my messages and my friend said my brothers house just got broken into Whoa that's terrible. Did the police catch the robber?
They put a warrant out for his arrest , and that is all they can do for right now we are all pretty angry right now
Yes I would be too. I hope you catch them and I hope he didn't loose too much stuff.
Sometimes my partner leaves to work abroad for long periods of time. While some of my friends brag about cheating on their partners, I always am respectful and do not do anything to hurt our relationship.
My partner leaves abroad for work for long periods of time. I am always respectful and never do anything that would hurt our relationship.
Thats a strong relationship , im happy to hear people like you still exist in this world
Sometimes my partner leaves to work abroad for long periods of time. While some of my friends brag about cheating on their partners, I always am respectful and do not do anything to hurt our relationship. My partner leaves abroad for work for long periods of time. I am always respectful and never do anything that woul...
Thats a strong relationship , im happy to hear people like you still exist in this world
Yeah, I wish I could say the same thing about some of my friends. They even brag about cheating sometimes.
Sometimes my partner leaves to work abroad for long periods of time. While some of my friends brag about cheating on their partners, I always am respectful and do not do anything to hurt our relationship. My partner leaves abroad for work for long periods of time. I am always respectful and never do anything that woul...
Yeah, I wish I could say the same thing about some of my friends. They even brag about cheating sometimes.
thats disgusting , then why even be in a relationship waisting someones time
I just ate a granola bar with a bit of chocolate in it. I feel happy and full.
I just ate a granola bar with a bit of chocolate in it.
Nice! Was it tasty?