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I was driving home at night and the car heading towards me would not turn off their brights! Damn near made me miss the curve coming up. On the way home tonight the car coming towards me would not turn off their bights and made me almost miss the curve coming up! Oh no that's so dangerous. Are you okay? | I'm fine. Just really mad! | Yes, I would be too. That was so irresponsible of them! |
I am hosting a dinner party for friends tomorrow, and I think I have everything ready. | I'm hosting a dinner party for some friends tomorrow night. | That's very nice of you. I hope you guys have a great time! |
I am hosting a dinner party for friends tomorrow, and I think I have everything ready. I'm hosting a dinner party for some friends tomorrow night. | That's very nice of you. I hope you guys have a great time! | Thank you very much. I believe that I have gotten everything ready for it. Fingers crossed. |
I am hosting a dinner party for friends tomorrow, and I think I have everything ready. I'm hosting a dinner party for some friends tomorrow night. That's very nice of you. I hope you guys have a great time! | Thank you very much. I believe that I have gotten everything ready for it. Fingers crossed. | I'm sure it will go well! What are you cooking? |
I am hosting a dinner party for friends tomorrow, and I think I have everything ready. I'm hosting a dinner party for some friends tomorrow night. That's very nice of you. I hope you guys have a great time! Thank you very much. I believe that I have gotten everything ready for it. Fingers crossed. | I'm sure it will go well! What are you cooking? | Thanks! I am making some Korean-style friend rice and side dishes. |
My son is still up. He always does this when I have to get up early | MY son is still awake. He is 3 | Sorry to hear that. Sounds like sleep for you might not be in the cards tonight? |
My son is still up. He always does this when I have to get up early MY son is still awake. He is 3 | Sorry to hear that. Sounds like sleep for you might not be in the cards tonight? | He does that every time I have to get up early. I think he reads my calendar lol |
My son is still up. He always does this when I have to get up early MY son is still awake. He is 3 Sorry to hear that. Sounds like sleep for you might not be in the cards tonight? | He does that every time I have to get up early. I think he reads my calendar lol | I'm hoping for a miracle for you so that you can get a little bit of shut eye! |
My son is still up. He always does this when I have to get up early MY son is still awake. He is 3 Sorry to hear that. Sounds like sleep for you might not be in the cards tonight? He does that every time I have to get up early. I think he reads my calendar lol | I'm hoping for a miracle for you so that you can get a little bit of shut eye! | IT would be a miracle. As soon as I go to bed it will be time to get up |
I'm taking my kids to Six Flags this weekend! It'll be a surprise for them! | This weekend I'm taking my kids to Six Flags | That is nice. Do you take them frequently? |
I'm taking my kids to Six Flags this weekend! It'll be a surprise for them! This weekend I'm taking my kids to Six Flags | That is nice. Do you take them frequently? | Not very often so they're gonna be really surprised. |
I'm taking my kids to Six Flags this weekend! It'll be a surprise for them! This weekend I'm taking my kids to Six Flags That is nice. Do you take them frequently? | Not very often so they're gonna be really surprised. | That is a good surprised. |
I got a foreclosure notice from the bank. I am preparing myself to move out from my home. | I got a foreclosure notice from the bank. I am preparing myself to move out from my home. I am trying my best to loose less money as possible. | Oh no! I hate to hear that! Have you found another place yet? |
I got a foreclosure notice from the bank. I am preparing myself to move out from my home. I got a foreclosure notice from the bank. I am preparing myself to move out from my home. I am trying my best to loose less money as possible. | Oh no! I hate to hear that! Have you found another place yet? | I am looking and I am trying at the same time to find the best buyer to be able to recover some of the money. |
I got a foreclosure notice from the bank. I am preparing myself to move out from my home. I got a foreclosure notice from the bank. I am preparing myself to move out from my home. I am trying my best to loose less money as possible. Oh no! I hate to hear that! Have you found another place yet? | I am looking and I am trying at the same time to find the best buyer to be able to recover some of the money. | Well I think you'll be able to sell it for a good price. |
I saved the tickets to the first concert I ever went to. I still have them | I saved the tickets from my first concert | its funny what one saves , i saved a mickey mouse that was given to me while i was in the hospital things like 20 years old lol |
I saved the tickets to the first concert I ever went to. I still have them I saved the tickets from my first concert | its funny what one saves , i saved a mickey mouse that was given to me while i was in the hospital things like 20 years old lol | The first thing I made in pottery class was supposed to be a mini cactus pot. I use it as an ashtray now lol |
I saved the tickets to the first concert I ever went to. I still have them I saved the tickets from my first concert its funny what one saves _comma_ i saved a mickey mouse that was given to me while i was in the hospital things like 20 years old lol | The first thing I made in pottery class was supposed to be a mini cactus pot. I use it as an ashtray now lol | good times , you got to hold on to the memories |
I saved the tickets to the first concert I ever went to. I still have them I saved the tickets from my first concert its funny what one saves _comma_ i saved a mickey mouse that was given to me while i was in the hospital things like 20 years old lol The first thing I made in pottery class was supposed to be a mini cac... | good times , you got to hold on to the memories | That's so true. That ashtray is 16 years old |
when you go to a restaurant and they did not mess up your order | every time i go to any fast food joint like mcdonalds they always get something wrong , but that one time they get everything right im actually happy .... and they want to get increased in pay lol | That's why they are being replaced by machines lol |
when you go to a restaurant and they did not mess up your order every time i go to any fast food joint like mcdonalds they always get something wrong _comma_ but that one time they get everything right im actually happy .... and they want to get increased in pay lol | That's why they are being replaced by machines lol | i saw an episode of lockdown once where people would go through the drive threw to order there food, they did not know it but a call center in prison was taking there orders lol |
when you go to a restaurant and they did not mess up your order every time i go to any fast food joint like mcdonalds they always get something wrong _comma_ but that one time they get everything right im actually happy .... and they want to get increased in pay lol That's why they are being replaced by machines lol | i saw an episode of lockdown once where people would go through the drive threw to order there food, they did not know it but a call center in prison was taking there orders lol | I thought I had seen every episode of lock down. I haven't seen that lol |
I am worried about my cat. She is acting kind of strange. I hope she doesn't have an illness. | I am worried my cat is not feeling well. She doesn't move around much. I hope she doesn't have any health problems. | Oh no! I hope she's ok. Have you taken her to the vet? |
I am worried about my cat. She is acting kind of strange. I hope she doesn't have an illness. I am worried my cat is not feeling well. She doesn't move around much. I hope she doesn't have any health problems. | Oh no! I hope she's ok. Have you taken her to the vet? | I will take her tomorrow. I am hoping that she feels better soon. |
I am worried about my cat. She is acting kind of strange. I hope she doesn't have an illness. I am worried my cat is not feeling well. She doesn't move around much. I hope she doesn't have any health problems. Oh no! I hope she's ok. Have you taken her to the vet? | I will take her tomorrow. I am hoping that she feels better soon. | I hope she does too. Maybe spend extra time loving on her tonight she she'll feel better. |
There's thunderstorms in the forecast tonight. I hope it doesn't get too bad. | They say the weather is gonna be bad tonight. I hope the thunderstorms aresn't severe. | I hope so too. Stay inside just in case. |
There's thunderstorms in the forecast tonight. I hope it doesn't get too bad. They say the weather is gonna be bad tonight. I hope the thunderstorms aresn't severe. | I hope so too. Stay inside just in case. | Oh I will, storms scare me really bad! |
There's thunderstorms in the forecast tonight. I hope it doesn't get too bad. They say the weather is gonna be bad tonight. I hope the thunderstorms aresn't severe. I hope so too. Stay inside just in case. | Oh I will, storms scare me really bad! | I hate lightning. It makes me jump every time. |
My friends all moved away to college. I'm sure I won't see them soon. | All my friends moved away to go to college this week. | What are you going to do? |
My friends all moved away to college. I'm sure I won't see them soon. All my friends moved away to go to college this week. | What are you going to do? | I don't know, probably just sit here and miss them. |
My friends all moved away to college. I'm sure I won't see them soon. All my friends moved away to go to college this week. What are you going to do? | I don't know, probably just sit here and miss them. | Won't you visit?4 |
I had a pizza at target today. It was terrible | I went to target today to browse around. | Oh man, that always leads to trouble for me lol |
I had a pizza at target today. It was terrible I went to target today to browse around. | Oh man, that always leads to trouble for me lol | Well I decided to get a pizza and it was horrible. What happened to pizza hut? |
I had a pizza at target today. It was terrible I went to target today to browse around. Oh man_comma_ that always leads to trouble for me lol | Well I decided to get a pizza and it was horrible. What happened to pizza hut? | They probably changed their crust or something, they always do that mess. |
I had a pizza at target today. It was terrible I went to target today to browse around. Oh man_comma_ that always leads to trouble for me lol Well I decided to get a pizza and it was horrible. What happened to pizza hut? | They probably changed their crust or something, they always do that mess. | I remember when theey changed their sauce once. yuck |
when i look at pics of me and my brothers | I love looking at all my family pictures , it always makes me smile when times were simpler and everyone was happy | I know that feeling |
when i look at pics of me and my brothers I love looking at all my family pictures _comma_ it always makes me smile when times were simpler and everyone was happy | I know that feeling | why did we want to grow up so quickly is beyond me |
when i look at pics of me and my brothers I love looking at all my family pictures _comma_ it always makes me smile when times were simpler and everyone was happy I know that feeling | why did we want to grow up so quickly is beyond me | I know right. I was never truly explained the world of "bills" |
I know I should go to bed. I am too excited for tomorrow. I feel bad | I should be asleep | me too , but i had a long day at work and right now im just relaxing in the cold air for a little bit longer |
I know I should go to bed. I am too excited for tomorrow. I feel bad I should be asleep | me too , but i had a long day at work and right now im just relaxing in the cold air for a little bit longer | MY daughter is going back to school. I am probably going to stay up all night just so I can get some good quiet sleep while she is gone lol |
I know I should go to bed. I am too excited for tomorrow. I feel bad I should be asleep me too _comma_ but i had a long day at work and right now im just relaxing in the cold air for a little bit longer | MY daughter is going back to school. I am probably going to stay up all night just so I can get some good quiet sleep while she is gone lol | that sounds like a great plan honestly |
I know I should go to bed. I am too excited for tomorrow. I feel bad I should be asleep me too _comma_ but i had a long day at work and right now im just relaxing in the cold air for a little bit longer MY daughter is going back to school. I am probably going to stay up all night just so I can get some good quiet slee... | that sounds like a great plan honestly | I kind of feel bad. I am so happy she is leaving lol |
I've been working pretty hard lately. I plan to pay off a credit card this weekend | I plan on paying off a credit card this weekend. | That's wonderful. It always feels good to pay off debt I think. |
I've been working pretty hard lately. I plan to pay off a credit card this weekend I plan on paying off a credit card this weekend. | That's wonderful. It always feels good to pay off debt I think. | I know. I have been working pretty hard so that I can get it out of the way |
I've been working pretty hard lately. I plan to pay off a credit card this weekend I plan on paying off a credit card this weekend. That's wonderful. It always feels good to pay off debt I think. | I know. I have been working pretty hard so that I can get it out of the way | Yes, you must be very proud for accomplishing that. |
I've been working pretty hard lately. I plan to pay off a credit card this weekend I plan on paying off a credit card this weekend. That's wonderful. It always feels good to pay off debt I think. I know. I have been working pretty hard so that I can get it out of the way | Yes, you must be very proud for accomplishing that. | I am. Its been a tough road too. |
I'm really stoked to go the movies this weekend with some friends. | I'm feeling really stoked about this coming weekend. | Whats goin on? |
I'm really stoked to go the movies this weekend with some friends. I'm feeling really stoked about this coming weekend. | Whats goin on? | Going to meet some friends I haven't seen in a LONG time and probably catch a movie. |
I'm really stoked to go the movies this weekend with some friends. I'm feeling really stoked about this coming weekend. Whats goin on? | Going to meet some friends I haven't seen in a LONG time and probably catch a movie. | That should be fun. I have to work this weekend. I need to hang with friends before I go crazy |
I can't believe my daughter went to bed at a decent time. I guess she reallu understands that school is dtarting again | MY daughter finally went to bed at a decent time | Bedtimes can be really hard for the kids and the adults too. LOL |
I can't believe my daughter went to bed at a decent time. I guess she reallu understands that school is dtarting again MY daughter finally went to bed at a decent time | Bedtimes can be really hard for the kids and the adults too. LOL | That is definitely true. I was pretty much forcing her all summer break and she still wouldnt go |
I can't believe my daughter went to bed at a decent time. I guess she reallu understands that school is dtarting again MY daughter finally went to bed at a decent time Bedtimes can be really hard for the kids and the adults too. LOL | That is definitely true. I was pretty much forcing her all summer break and she still wouldnt go | Oh no, I have to take her side now. Summer's are made to break the rules. |
I can't believe my daughter went to bed at a decent time. I guess she reallu understands that school is dtarting again MY daughter finally went to bed at a decent time Bedtimes can be really hard for the kids and the adults too. LOL That is definitely true. I was pretty much forcing her all summer break and she still w... | Oh no, I have to take her side now. Summer's are made to break the rules. | I can't blame her though. I was the same way. I think she is getting back on school time now though |
I called in to work when I wasn't sick. Then I felt bad for leaving them shorthanded. | 5 | 6 |
I called in to work when I wasn't sick. Then I felt bad for leaving them shorthanded. 5 | 6 | LOL....sorry I was just messing around.I called in to work when I wasn't sick. Then I felt bad for leaving them shorthanded |
I called in to work when I wasn't sick. Then I felt bad for leaving them shorthanded. 5 6 | LOL....sorry I was just messing around.I called in to work when I wasn't sick. Then I felt bad for leaving them shorthanded | The place didn't fall apart did it? |
I called in to work when I wasn't sick. Then I felt bad for leaving them shorthanded. 5 6 LOL....sorry I was just messing around.I called in to work when I wasn't sick. Then I felt bad for leaving them shorthanded | The place didn't fall apart did it? | No but I couldn't enjoy my day away for thinking about it. |
I called in to work when I wasn't sick. Then I felt bad for leaving them shorthanded. 5 6 LOL....sorry I was just messing around.I called in to work when I wasn't sick. Then I felt bad for leaving them shorthanded The place didn't fall apart did it? | No but I couldn't enjoy my day away for thinking about it. | Well, that has never happened to me. I never think about work when I'm not there lol |
Apparently I forgot to wear a belt today and I think that for half of the day everyone could see my underwear!!! | I forgot to wear a belt today. That is a no no for me | yeah thats annoying , its happened to me before |
Apparently I forgot to wear a belt today and I think that for half of the day everyone could see my underwear!!! I forgot to wear a belt today. That is a no no for me | yeah thats annoying , its happened to me before | I think for half the day people could see my underwear. I went and bought one |
Apparently I forgot to wear a belt today and I think that for half of the day everyone could see my underwear!!! I forgot to wear a belt today. That is a no no for me yeah thats annoying _comma_ its happened to me before | I think for half the day people could see my underwear. I went and bought one | i used rope from the warehouse once as a belt |
Apparently I forgot to wear a belt today and I think that for half of the day everyone could see my underwear!!! I forgot to wear a belt today. That is a no no for me yeah thats annoying _comma_ its happened to me before I think for half the day people could see my underwear. I went and bought one | i used rope from the warehouse once as a belt | Teachers used to make boys use tape lol |
every time i get payed | Every payday im so happy, then i pay all my bills and left with but a few bucks , and i think .... welcome to the real world | That's how it works, for most of us lol |
every time i get payed Every payday im so happy_comma_ then i pay all my bills and left with but a few bucks _comma_ and i think .... welcome to the real world | That's how it works, for most of us lol | ah lifes beautiful that way lol |
every time i get payed Every payday im so happy_comma_ then i pay all my bills and left with but a few bucks _comma_ and i think .... welcome to the real world That's how it works_comma_ for most of us lol | ah lifes beautiful that way lol | If only they had told us sooner. |
My parents are coming down for Christmas! What a great gift! | My parents are coming to visit me for Christmas this year finally | Did you usually visit them? |
My parents are coming down for Christmas! What a great gift! My parents are coming to visit me for Christmas this year finally | Did you usually visit them? | I did but we usually met up at other family members houses but this year they chose my house! |
My parents are coming down for Christmas! What a great gift! My parents are coming to visit me for Christmas this year finally Did you usually visit them? | I did but we usually met up at other family members houses but this year they chose my house! | That's cool! Are you gonna go all out with decorations and things? |
I a little afraid to meet my boyfriends parents. I don't think we are meant to be anyway | I have to meet my boyfriends parents soon. | Are you nervous? I'm sure they're gonna love you. |
I a little afraid to meet my boyfriends parents. I don't think we are meant to be anyway I have to meet my boyfriends parents soon. | Are you nervous? I'm sure they're gonna love you. | I don't want to go. I don't think he and I are meant for each other. |
I a little afraid to meet my boyfriends parents. I don't think we are meant to be anyway I have to meet my boyfriends parents soon. Are you nervous? I'm sure they're gonna love you. | I don't want to go. I don't think he and I are meant for each other. | Then throw the whole dude away and get you a new one! You deserve the best! |
I a little afraid to meet my boyfriends parents. I don't think we are meant to be anyway I have to meet my boyfriends parents soon. Are you nervous? I'm sure they're gonna love you. I don't want to go. I don't think he and I are meant for each other. | Then throw the whole dude away and get you a new one! You deserve the best! | I think I will. Save him the trouble |
I rent with arnb to a young couple and I found my home totally destroyed. They even took a dump in the living room. | rent my home with arnb to a young couple. When I came back, I found my home totally destroyed. They even took a dump in the living room. | That is a real bummer. I hope you got a security deposit. They won't be getting that back. |
I rent with arnb to a young couple and I found my home totally destroyed. They even took a dump in the living room. rent my home with arnb to a young couple. When I came back_comma_ I found my home totally destroyed. They even took a dump in the living room. | That is a real bummer. I hope you got a security deposit. They won't be getting that back. | The security deposit don't cover enough for the damages they did. I feel totally destroyed. |
I rent with arnb to a young couple and I found my home totally destroyed. They even took a dump in the living room. rent my home with arnb to a young couple. When I came back_comma_ I found my home totally destroyed. They even took a dump in the living room. That is a real bummer. I hope you got a security deposit. Th... | The security deposit don't cover enough for the damages they did. I feel totally destroyed. | Make sure to leave feedback on their profile. Hopefully they can't get any more rentals. |
I saw a black cat the other day. I am convinced I will have something bad happen to me now. I always have bad luck. | I saw a black cat cross my street yesterday. Now I think something very bad will happen to me. I am so superstitious. | I am sure nothing will happen to you. |
I saw a black cat the other day. I am convinced I will have something bad happen to me now. I always have bad luck. I saw a black cat cross my street yesterday. Now I think something very bad will happen to me. I am so superstitious. | I am sure nothing will happen to you. | I hope so. I will be extra careful around things that could hurt me. |
I saw a black cat the other day. I am convinced I will have something bad happen to me now. I always have bad luck. I saw a black cat cross my street yesterday. Now I think something very bad will happen to me. I am so superstitious. I am sure nothing will happen to you. | I hope so. I will be extra careful around things that could hurt me. | I understand. Sometime, I become also superstitious. |
I was trying to get some work done but people kept interrupting me with questions. | I was trying to get some work done but people kept interrupting me with questions. | Did you flip out? |
I was trying to get some work done but people kept interrupting me with questions. I was trying to get some work done but people kept interrupting me with questions. | Did you flip out? | No but it can make it hard especially when your on a deadline. |
I was trying to get some work done but people kept interrupting me with questions. I was trying to get some work done but people kept interrupting me with questions. Did you flip out? | No but it can make it hard especially when your on a deadline. | That's true. Were the questions even important? |
Every time I open a soda. One of my greedy children steal it from me. | Every time I open a soda it disappears | From you drinking it or someone taking it? |
Every time I open a soda. One of my greedy children steal it from me. Every time I open a soda it disappears | From you drinking it or someone taking it? | MY children take them. They are so sneaky too. |
Every time I open a soda. One of my greedy children steal it from me. Every time I open a soda it disappears From you drinking it or someone taking it? | MY children take them. They are so sneaky too. | I think it's time to hide your drinks from them. It works. That is what my Mom did when I was a kid. |
Every time I open a soda. One of my greedy children steal it from me. Every time I open a soda it disappears From you drinking it or someone taking it? MY children take them. They are so sneaky too. | I think it's time to hide your drinks from them. It works. That is what my Mom did when I was a kid. | I tried holding them the entire time I have one, but I have things to do. I think they wait in the shadows until I set it down |
I have to go to the doctor tomorrow. I hope I get a clean bill of health. | I have a doctor appointment tomorrow for a check up. | Are you concerned about aomething? |
I have to go to the doctor tomorrow. I hope I get a clean bill of health. I have a doctor appointment tomorrow for a check up. | Are you concerned about aomething? | Yeah, I'm worried that he might find something wrong. I don't know what but the possibility is always there. |
I have to go to the doctor tomorrow. I hope I get a clean bill of health. I have a doctor appointment tomorrow for a check up. Are you concerned about aomething? | Yeah, I'm worried that he might find something wrong. I don't know what but the possibility is always there. | Think positively. Stressing yourself out can definitely cause a problem |
I love telling my kids stories about when I was younger. As if they don't know the differences between our generations | I love telling stories about my younger days to my children. | That's always fun, the kids always love it so much |
I love telling my kids stories about when I was younger. As if they don't know the differences between our generations I love telling stories about my younger days to my children. | That's always fun, the kids always love it so much | Sometimes I think they wish I'd shut up lol. I love it though |
I love telling my kids stories about when I was younger. As if they don't know the differences between our generations I love telling stories about my younger days to my children. That's always fun_comma_ the kids always love it so much | Sometimes I think they wish I'd shut up lol. I love it though | Probably so but they'll remember it in the future and have fond memories. |
I love telling my kids stories about when I was younger. As if they don't know the differences between our generations I love telling stories about my younger days to my children. That's always fun_comma_ the kids always love it so much Sometimes I think they wish I'd shut up lol. I love it though | Probably so but they'll remember it in the future and have fond memories. | They will do it to their kids to. and their children will roll their eyes lol |
I pulled out in front of someone and caused an accident today. I felt really bad about wrecking their car. | I caused a car wreck today, I pulled out in front of someone. | Oh no! Are you okay? |
I pulled out in front of someone and caused an accident today. I felt really bad about wrecking their car. I caused a car wreck today_comma_ I pulled out in front of someone. | Oh no! Are you okay? | I'm fine but I don't think the other driver was. I felt really bad about it but I didn't see them, |
I pulled out in front of someone and caused an accident today. I felt really bad about wrecking their car. I caused a car wreck today_comma_ I pulled out in front of someone. Oh no! Are you okay? | I'm fine but I don't think the other driver was. I felt really bad about it but I didn't see them, | It's okay, everyone makes mistakes sometimes. I hope the other driver is okay. |
I have to call my landlord about being late on the rent. I really don't want to have this conversation. | I have to make a dreadful phone call tomorrow | Oh no, about what? |
I have to call my landlord about being late on the rent. I really don't want to have this conversation. I have to make a dreadful phone call tomorrow | Oh no, about what? | I'm late on my rent and I need another week. I don't want to because my landlord isnt very nice |
I have to call my landlord about being late on the rent. I really don't want to have this conversation. I have to make a dreadful phone call tomorrow Oh no_comma_ about what? | I'm late on my rent and I need another week. I don't want to because my landlord isnt very nice | Oh no, I've been there done that too many times. |
I have to call my landlord about being late on the rent. I really don't want to have this conversation. I have to make a dreadful phone call tomorrow Oh no_comma_ about what? I'm late on my rent and I need another week. I don't want to because my landlord isnt very nice | Oh no, I've been there done that too many times. | I don't want her to make a big deal |
I accidentally tucked my skirt into my pantyhose at work today! Everyone say my underwear! | After I went to the bathroom today I realized I did something so stupid. | OH no |
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