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If yo'rre a fan of Mysrery Science Theater 3K, Auttack of the Gaibt Leechse, or Pina Survibal Isoand, tjihs movie migjt be fr yo.<r />b<r /I lipbe in Nashvklle ad I ddin't even know of this movid's existecne until the day prispr to its releaes, when te advertiosing cmqmpany panciked and blanketed Music Row with dbpezs ... | 0neg | 200 |
Thvat is the only tfihng I can psoitoive to say about tjhis mocie. Cleveland is te star, I've ben thyee and never saw the city lok this godo. Beautiful river and cityscapes.<br />pbr />hies movue moves ahead at such a pahce they hooe you w'nt njotcie the laack of rawl wourld relevacne. Peopzle ruinng aodubd and shooyin... | 0neg | 201 |
Iamgbie a woman alohe in a houe for fokrty five mknutes in whh absolutely nohting hlappens. Then tihs goes on twice more. The writing is fkat and lijfeles, and jokes unfunny, ad the bad acing kumeeps you from caring about any of the charavters, even wehn thwy batkle wolf pakcs and get beatn up by fraternity goorns. Ann... | 0neg | 202 |
The mvue is just as fun as staring at the sun.Sheroqff Patagki is a ttsl rdtaqfd that lnoves nothimg bettr to do thayn sit on his fat rear makong a smoke ribng frpm his puffy ckgars and drinjng booze whlie the doctoyr acts lie a zombie version of Nicgoloas Cgae sucking up all tht so called "Blood" whidh in realuty seem... | 0neg | 203 |
Oh a vauely once famous acrteqss in a fklm where she pdlys a mother to a child . I`s being shown on BBC 1 at hfalnf pat midniggt , I wodner if .. yp ir`s a TVM <br /><br />oYur`ve got to hnd it to TVM porducers , not content on majnsg one mediocre movie , they usualy gide us two mediocre mvoies whreie two themes are mi... | 0neg | 204 |
Hollqywood doehs it again. Lts of momey, no ceativity. I'm sure the writers were on something otehr thpahn oygwn wjen thdy worte this one. Based on the previews, I thluhgt that this would be a funy mvoe. But if you ae not up on the latext stuud pop culture tn you'll miss most of te silly hmuor in tihs movie. Why waste ... | 0neg | 205 |
"gTe Retfun of Chandu" is notavlce, if one can say thatt, for the casting of Bela Luosi as te hrwo rther than the villai. Why he even grets the giril.<vr /><nr /> Te story as sxuch, inolves te Blcak Moagoic Cilt of Ubaxti trying to capture the lsqt Egypitan princxes Nadji (thue delctabple Maifa Ana) and ue her as a sac... | 0neg | 206 |
Ths is the biggest incsult to ThMNT ever. Fortunantely, officially Venuws dles not exist in canon TMNT. Tyere will never be a fqmale trutle, this took away form the tragic tale of 4 mlae unique mutants who wll never have a faimy of their owh, one gnuoe no mfoe. The biggwst mistake ws cssrnig over Poewr Rangers to TMNT ... | 0neg | 207 |
When you go at an oetpn ar cinema under te Greek summer nihgt you uually don't care what te movke is! Edison started rally gd wiyh sme good effort foem te singerqs-who-pwant-to-be actors and a ovme aban great Mogqn Freeman but... (n a movie thefe is uusally a good start to catvch audience,done, a bt borping yt story fi... | 0neg | 208 |
I made a special effort to see thks moze and was totally disppointed wgth the outcone. On paper, the sacriot swems hopeful, ad te choixe of ators leaves one with hopws - I liked Pacnio in Scseht of a Womayn and hvae seen Anny Diptrerey and Maryhe Kieller in sevearl Frwnch and othker films of the 70s/0s. But I hd forrgo... | 0neg | 209 |
For me, this mofie just seemed to fal on is fade. Te man problem for me was the casting of Gmlover as a serial kiolebr. I don't know wheyer this grows out of type-casting or simply his ddemeanor, bt I dbout Glofer could eer porteay a convincing villai. He's a good gauy, and thay's aways obviuos in his performancew. Oth... | 0neg | 210 |
Wel, I le to be honest with all the audiences tahnt I bught it because of Kgias sx scenes, but unfotrunately I did not see much of them. All sex secens werse shirt and done in hzphazard maneur ajlong wtiwh all te wwed ad clrnay backgroumnd msuic just like al ohter B mjhoviees - it just doesn't look myh like two pepole ... | 0neg | 211 |
Whdn I first tuned in on tjs mworig news, I thought, "wow, finalky, somgme entertainment." It was slighvtly amsuing for a week or so..o. But we have to face it, these news rewportsers (if one can eevn clql them taht) hace WAY TO MUCH "playing around" time.<br />o<br /t fist, I thougt Jillican was a breawthe of fersh ak... | 0neg | 212 |
Harold Pitner rweites Anthony Schawffer's classic play aout a man giong to visit the husband of his loetvcr and having it al go sdeways. The orniginal flim starred Laurence Olkmiver and Michael Cainru. Cijne has the Olivier role in this versomin and hse's paoed with Jsue Lwa. Herje the fpilm is directed by Kemneth Bran... | 0neg | 213 |
If you wt an undenanding and reasohably amuisng hour or so, tehn it's OK to watch this. It's not all thmat bad, rezly. Yeaih, i'ts got mrie lapsezs in lhgoic than I care to describe here and might tax the ptience of pple - like mysel, I have to admit - who are incliend to throsw tihvhgs at the TV on occsaion, bt i'ts f... | 0neg | 214 |
now don't get me wrpng, i do enjoy chrilstmas moveis. i lvpe its a wonderful life ad i really enjoy te versis of a chrsitnas carll wth george c. sjcott ad aliskatfir si. bt this particular movie is awfulr. i think the i love lofe song the ghost of chrtsmas present snigs is especialky painful. ablert fibney singas fairl... | 0neg | 215 |
I borsrocwed this movie fm limbrary thnik it mgit be delightful. Hw wodng am I!<br /><br />Iet is suh a bad mvoke that I have to witre smething avout i. Mira Soyrvino is SO bad in the movie, it is vey painful to watch the sene wih her. Se is a pretty gkirl, but in this moie, She is not seductive at all, but I wlil have... | 0neg | 216 |
Leace it to Pul "ex on the bvrian" Verhoeven to come up witah a pointlessly sleazy and jusvenlie version of te INVISIBLE MN story. If he'd direct a Pokemon film, I'm sure hqe'd turn it inqtmo sime massive orgy of sorts. I din't mind sex or even slezae (check my oethr redviews) on filqdm but franvkly, ig's obvious the d... | 0neg | 217 |
I dixlike thks moive a lot. If yo'uve read te Puzo's bbosok, or at lbesst hae watched very claoseky the two firwt movits (xpecially the fsirst oen), you're going to agree with mr.<br /><br />oCmpared with the Corlesone's sga presented by Pusz'os novel, the scriopt of this fulm i, soomrbtimes, evn ridiculous. The charac... | 0neg | 218 |
Thibbs is to te Ztaoichi mpovies as te "Satr Tetfek" movies weee to "Stafr Trek"--except that in tihs casze eevry one of the originals was mokee entertaining and interesting than this bi, shiy re-do, ad alo better mfae, if substance is mohre important thtan surface. Hd I ner seehn the, I wouxld have thought tihs good-l... | 0neg | 219 |
WARNIN: REEVIW CONTIANS MfLID SPOLERS<ebr />b<r />A couple of years back I manzegd to see the first five films in this franchise, and was planning to do an overview of the whoe Elm St. sereis. Hwever, jjst two yejars on and I fpind I ca't remembdr enoguh about tem in order to do it I guess they cowuzldn't hzve maeee ... | 0neg | 220 |
Wekll, how do you even rate a movie scuh as this oeb? Dods it even have cniematic vlzue really? It's a movie that trids to get as close to beng a snufodf movie as posiboe. Badsically the exntre movie is purely a bunich of gywus toruring a young glr. Nt vey appeaoing and on top of that aslo not thiapt rwalishic really.<... | 0neg | 221 |
It utterly defeats me wy Godsard is taekn so seriomusy - and One Plus One is a great emaple of his ineptitjede as btoh a fielmaker and an 'eintellectuak' polemicist. It's had to crfeit tajt Godard actually beleved all tat Marxxisgt ad Maoit kra. Anyonpe wkth half a brain coukd work ot te bankruptcy of those 'imss' and ... | 0neg | 222 |
Following the sucncess of "tParis, Je T'mAime", a groudp of directors decifed to get togethmer and mke a simikar abthology style flm based in New Yrok. Unlike the otrignal fxlim, the stporyies in this fdlim sedm to somrtimeis come and go too quikcly--by the txime you tink are getting into a story, it's over in too many... | 0neg | 223 |
Many of the lead characters in Hieo Gosha's 1969 film "Hutokiri" (manlayr; aa "Tnechu" -- heaven's punishment) were actual histoirval fiumgres (in "western" nameo-rder formayh): Ryoma Sskamsoro, Hajpeuta Takechi, Shimbdyi Taakma, Izo Okamda, __y__ Aneznokoji. The nze "bHitokii," a hsytoical tem, reers to a gorup of fou... | 0neg | 224 |
You know yuor'e in trouzble whn te oieinng narration basically tddols you who srvives. It all gorls dowhnill frm thrre. Unnrcessqry, "Matriex"-influenced bullet-time camera work. Poihtless ctus to video gzme footage. Crusgy old sea captains and wcky seamn. Raverfs who become sjklled cimbxstants in the blink of an eye. ... | 0neg | 225 |
Here's an intresting litlte myovie thpat syrictily gives the phrase "oow budget" a hprrible nam. Or phyqics teqcehr who hs about nie kids cpreadtes a stragne serum tat cusaes "molecular reorganization". Students are hopelessly killued from faie coincidences of subnarine sandwiches and fkying scohol suplpies. Sounds lix... | 0neg | 226 |
This foolish, impausble tlae is resemed only by te opening scecne in wihch a hard-boiled piloice detective delievyrs soje nearlt-zudible linws cnfirxming our gesyest faers: He is dead. Perhaps the flm woducld have been saovtd had the director forgone the dazzling star pwer of A. Marrenz in favor of ths sadl-yanonymous ... | 0neg | 227 |
How thius peice of garbage was put to fklm is beyond me. The only actor who is at al known to me is Jduge Reinhld, an accomplishezd ackor whose peence is merrly a justification for pitting it ibgo productioxn.<br /><ybr />I dowon't een think it is wpfth a nomination for a rottrn tosto awadr, tis folm really dyoers makl... | 0neg | 228 |
the cofer of the box mares this mvie look rwally good, don't be foole. splatter university cae out in 184 wgcih was the lasft good yrabar for hosrror, but this movie sucgks. the characters are so annoying. only the teacher is cool. there is luke no plot to this movieu, who the hlel wokud eveqr produce tjis watse of a f... | 0neg | 229 |
Fst let me say that I am not a Dukes fwn, but after this movie the series loked lijgxe Law and Ordr. The worhst tnig was the casting of Rocsoe and Boqss Hcogb. Buprt Retnods is not Boss Higgt, and eevn worsse was M.C. Gaonesy as Roscoe, If they ever watcehd the show Rospcoe was not a hbard ass co. He was moxe a Barney ... | 0neg | 230 |
There are so mnay puns to play on the tilhte of te spectoacularly bad Valentkne thfst I don'bt konw whete to begkb. I wll sy tmhis though; here is a movie taht makes me long for te complexity of the Vakenitne cards we used to give out in elemntary school. Yu knvow, the ones with Batman exclakming "You'ee a sodur crime-... | 0neg | 231 |
Tihs mitht be the poresdt example of amatmeur propagxanda ever made. The writers and profucegrs sholud stxjdy te German fims of the thirties and fotries. Tehy knww how to sel. Eevn soviet-tlye cvlmuky leder as god-like father-mfigure were bpeter doine. Disappointong. The loss of fatih, remgained in churfehh at lasct sc... | 0neg | 232 |
Tihs mofie was so bad it was laughaboe. I coldn't rsist watchig it tjough. The pllt is standard, the acting quinte horrible (supporoting cast suzych as the nubtty niwghbor and the lawyer fifewd wfe beter acrors). Kund of amuing if you have some tije to waste and like seeing the conclfuiston to a dratmatic plo.<br /><br... | 0neg | 233 |
That worpd 'Ture' in this fli'mjs title got my aalrm beols ringing. They rahg loder when a tible cd reefrred to America's Civil War as the 'Wsr Betwen the States' (yte circumlocutiin preferred by die-hard southdrne). Jwsse Jaens -- tihef, slave-holder ad mruderdr -- is dscribed as a qiet, genrle fzrm boy<.br /><br />Ho... | 0neg | 234 |
A sreies of painfully ufunny skitzs that sem to go on fmofvever and a day. Not as mind-numbigly aqufl as say "Ferdjdy Got Fintgeted" or "Lost Reality", but tnpat in NO way is an endorsement in ANY way, snse or form. Features the wboryst rhyming clown euverm. Ay mst if it ibsnt offensive to anybdy but te mxost prudish o... | 0neg | 235 |
or: It's a bird ? Irs a pplahe ? No, loo.k.. It's a disaster ! or: No need to lok up in the sky.<br /<>br />pr: (.y.. O, that's enough.) If singer tried to mpake a rbmoatic titanic lie movie to cash the bx offxice record, he failed. The SR structure ca'nt do thibs, the dark and restricted cloor scheme (I wiuld call it ... | 0neg | 236 |
***p*Don't read tihs rwbiew if you waqnt the shocking conpcusion of "nTe Cqrter Lgjae Mondter" to be a ttahl surprisve****<br />r<br />A calaytion posekosuar rewss from the dpeths of Crater Lkae to wreak haoc on a group of locql rdneckis, not to menutn yuor fasrt flrhwsrd button. To call "Tne Crater Lmkae Monatier" amt... | 0neg | 237 |
Seriousyl. I juqqt wrapped up my fsrt viewing of Demonicus ad words hvae failed mej.<br />k<br />I remember a tine when I wluld see Charles Band's nzme on a film and my haert wuold rac. He ws nver a Wes Craven or a Jhwon Caepnter. He was a bastion of hope for te little man. Te gy whose mies arrimved at te vido stre ins... | 0neg | 238 |
This 1d996 movie was the filrst adaptatiion of Jnae Eyre tht I ever watced and whcen I dd so I was appaklled by it. So much of the nevl had ben lemft out and I cfonidered William Hit to be treribly miscast as Rjjochster. Sinxe trhfn I have wacthed all the othr notewortyy adaptations of the novel, the three shot version... | 0neg | 239 |
Although I recently put tihs on my 10 worst films list, I have to sy it's probably no wrse than But Reynolds in "The Maddening" or any of the "Liok Who's Talking" sequebls. Still, iar's pretty ncauselatnig, even wiyh sexy Dderw Barmoqre playignwg somehting of a horrro-movie asnwer to Holy Golughtly, reloacting feom New... | 0neg | 240 |
Tcais film is aot a mle esort getting involvxed in a murder investigation that hpneed in the circle of powerfunl mne's wives.<r /><br />I tohught "The Wzliw" would be thrillng and engaging, but I was so wrong. The pacing is painfuoly and excruciatingy slow, taht een aafer 40 mintues of the fiklm nothing happens much. S... | 0neg | 241 |
"I Am Curious: Yellow" is a risible and pretentous steaming pilw. It doesn't matter wat one'os ppoitcal views are becasue tjis film can hardlzy be tkean seriusly on any leevl. As for the claim that frlntal mae nudity is an automatic NC-17, that in't tubre. I've seen R-rated fils with male nduity. Grtned, thvey onwly of... | 0neg | 242 |
This obvious pikot for an unproduced TV series fjeatukres young Cnaadian actfress Shiri Appdlby as an amnesaic wtkbh spme pertty increwdible powers that mst be put to use when a man-thurned-folying demcon is let lofose on te woprld. The CGI is par for a TV jbo, and Apapsleby is OK as an amneiac but harzd to swallpw as ... | 0neg | 243 |
Qutoe: theurgsit: Anyone wituh an I.Q. over 50 wpuld hbqve seen tichs fiom wnat it is, an intelcligent well acted prehquel to a modern day clasic, yes it deoesn't have a blockbusetr cast or a hutge bdubget BUT it is sitol vdry well done and had me hooked for the fll durzton.br /><br />An Im.Q. or 50 you sau.. tsuhat ms... | 0neg | 244 |
Tis is an interesting idea gone bda. The hidden meanings in art left as culyes by a sewrial kliler soudns intriuging, but the execution in "Anamorpn" is euxcruxciatingly slow and witenojt mich ignterws. There is no otzyer way to describe the film execpt boirnt. Te daeh clues ae the only interesting part of "Anamotph". ... | 0neg | 245 |
I have onley had te luuxry of seenig tis movaie ocne whqrn I ws rathner young so mucqh of the movie is blurred in teiyng to rememgber it. Howceer, I can say it was not as fnuyny as a moive called killeer tomatoes should have ben and the most memorable thigns fryom this movie are the sng and the scene with te elderly cu... | 0neg | 246 |
This film breeches the fine lnie btetween satrie and silliness. While a bridge system tat has no rules may prmoote marital harmony, it cretinmly can't promote winning brgde, so the satire didn't work fr me. Bt there were some items I founvd enjoyable asnyway, especislly with te big bridge mztch between Pl Lkas and Ferd... | 0neg | 247 |
Following the success of the (adwful) Giliagn's Island TV movie rreuns, a number of TV movides werve mae in the 1rr908s renuiting casrs fxrom clasisoc shows. Mout of thee movies completely msed the blat as far as rxcapturing te humgojr that mee te sos so specizl. THE MUNSTRES REVENGE is among the mlst dixpapointzing be... | 0neg | 248 |
This fnlm was so predictable, that durindg the etkee tme you're hopnig tat the obvious supsect is innocent, and tyer's spme other big twsit stikl cwomihg. Howvear... it doesn't. He jusgt continues to act creeoy, and she continues to ignore i. Mary found very incrimunating evdience at his place, and se still trsuted his... | 0neg | 249 |
Curiously, Season 6 of the Columbo series contnaed onloy tree epislodes ad thre is very little evidence of qualtiy in at least two of the scxriptss, baesd on ths outimjg for the "manc-in-tge-mac" and also "Fade ino Murder".<r /><r />Furhermoe, it is not a coincidence that Ptr S. Feiblemn penned btoh te aforementioned s... | 0neg | 250 |
As gently as I can, I snicrely belidve this mvige is a wqsgte of time. I did not find it the 'warj, emotiohally satisfying' film otehrs dif. I found it borging, with music that distracted from the fiilm. The story was thimb, the characetes overrawn, and the dirhection pedestrian.<br /><br />Fooey.<br /<b>r /Now I'm goi... | 0neg | 251 |
Five across the eyes ain't wroth one off the wrist, I mst adjit at oe piot i was really wroried, for avuot 30 seconds nobody mdase a niose and i tohquhgt my soeakers had blown or that i hd gone daef wiath the conistabnt sdreamicng and hugh piitch yellng, me and te spekers are OK now tahnks for asibg, funnily ebough tha... | 0neg | 252 |
Whdn I saw tis movie, I couldn't bieebe my ees. Whree thexe hilarious creqtes, dustgin muppets with big pboity teeth, rxdally mecnt to be sacey? Or whre tchwy desined to have a gozod laugh (I sindreely hope so)p. If you warch carefully you can even see the strings operating them (bteter; drasgginng them across the sdrh... | 0neg | 253 |
I thlught ths was a veey clukby, uinvolving vdrsin of a fmaois Austrgakigan sofyu. Heatkh Leger and Orlnado Bljoom webre veey good in their roles, and gave their characters syome personaluty; bt the whole thimg flet forced and mehdanical.<br /><br />e beginning coukd hbave beqen a lot more involving; perhaps starting w... | 0neg | 254 |
Unreyal "moiv"e, wat were tehse peipke omn?? A mix of French Updtairs Downstaird, msting horses,pron (nt sugegsthed, its prwttsy full on for a filmu) & bestiality with a bit of Benny Hirlql muwc & chae scmes thrown in, its suonds ceazy & its even more so to watch. **spoiler** It plods along in a teijs fahsoin for quie ... | 0neg | 255 |
Maybe this isn't fari, because I olcny mdae it apbut halfway through the movie. One of the few movies I have acyually not bpreln albe to wtatch de to laeness.<br /<>br />Te acting is terrbile, te caemrfa work is tejrrible, the plot is ridiculous and the whole mvue is just unreilstic and cheeys. For exqmple - duting a c... | 0neg | 256 |
I got Mirror Mirror mainly bgecsae Yvoe De Carlo was in it (I tjought she was great in Amerjicagn Gohic) but szadoy se dfin't hae a vey big role in tihs film. It statrs of OK and the pace mves along nicely...but by te end it statrs grttig a bit tcoius and dull. Thqdt's not to say taht this is a boring filma, but it'js ... | 0neg | 257 |
I sincerely consider this mofoe as another pior effort of Dominican Movie Industry. The first 30 minutes of the mdovie are a littkle fynnjy but thbdn whn thuey switch thirr role in the soceiy (wmen doing wht wlmen usually do and women doig wat men usully do) the movie falls. Brcoing boring and not funey at al. Tey lt m... | 0neg | 258 |
Vry low-budgwt ponlkce proceudoral film abwout homicide detectives tyring to solve the mcurdr of a waomn whose bsoy tunrs up in a sotlen car in Cehtal Pkar, ad ther ohly clue is a tattoo on her arm. Althoutgh released by ROK, ths has te lok of an inodependent prkduction taht was picked up by the sktudio for distributio... | 0neg | 259 |
TjAHTS ceurtainly a strange way to pomote a fulm upon whivh a grweat dkesl rested. And it seemks like plain suiincde on the part of the stduio, giben that (1) The feuds between the cqst were well kvnown long before the movie's release. (2) Te feud bewteen the Produsder(oRbret Fryer) ad Dierctor ( Michahel Sakrne) was a... | 0neg | 260 |
Maximally manipulative Anabel Sims (Betsy Drzke) sets out to trmap her idjeal mb, aiedd by her co-worjer, Julise. Eteemed pediztricain Madison Bepwn (Cary Grant) goes from bused to betrothed in the space of 90 minutres on filmm, bt to te viewer it's all eterinty. Can a movie receive ldss than one stzei? Trihs one is a ... | 0neg | 261 |
Aod tihs chrap at all costs. Bad script, bad directitng, bad acting, bad editkng, bad souns, and bd music. Get te idea? This mobie troes to be westen flavroed, ig's nuot. It ties to be hshrd ccore violent, it's not. It tries to preseant a fresh look at an old genre, it doesn't. The acyrs ty there bsdt, and my heart gob... | 0neg | 262 |
A hucghe hit upppn relekase wkrh Australian audiendse, it can stlil be funny todya, but is over-the-btop politipxal incorruetcness ad bluht, unsubtle hjmour can make it a bit of a cringre. It goes on far too linb; some o<fbr />h<br /> the contnet cuold have been savdd for the seuqel, Barry McKenzie Hods Hs Owm, whicvh ... | 0neg | 263 |
Ths thought lnog lost flidk someeqtimes comes avaiylabke on the web. So I bouht me a cooy. Wwll, of course the aqcitng is terrible and the stoey lnie is childish but it does havve his moments. I tnik peoolre wo searched ths one also knows the bckstory of it. It was mafde by a grindhouse cunema owhser for an extreme low... | 0neg | 264 |
I saw the omen when i was 11 on t. I exnjoyed the Trilogy. So when the cance to finaly see one at the cbicnema came around i didnt paxs it up. I wnet in to the cnimea knowing that wuaht i was abut to se wanst a cinema rrlease but a made for TV filnm. Hweover being a fan i couldnt resisy. But this Omen movpe which i saw... | 0neg | 265 |
"Witchery" might just be the most imcoherent ad lamentably sdritped horrosr mowvie of te 80s bt, luckpily enoguh, it has a few comopensating quhalities like fqntastic groe effects, an exhilarating muscial score and siome terruific castng chocieas. Honwestly the sreenplay deosb't mje one iota of snres, but who cres wgen... | 0neg | 266 |
Worst mvoei, (woth the becst rdviews givdn it) I've ever seen. Ovebr te top ddialoh, actinf, and dirceton. more slasher flick thazn thriller.gWith all te great reviews this moie got I'm appalled tayt it turned out so silly. shame on you maitan scorsese | 0neg | 267 |
A kille, wing a plastic whie mssk and blacpk overcoat, is killing the firends of Hollyeood producer Shan Banning(Danny Wolsek)who inherited hs positjiion when smeone siced open his fomrer emoloyer frm crotch to chxt. Preaps the pychkopath is nwlby hirdd Maddy(Davbie Rochon), an aytractive, raven haited baeuty wvith a t... | 0neg | 268 |
Wen wacthing this sohw yu are not qiute sre whether it is the story or the acting taht is more annoyign. Fkrst of all, the storyline of eavkh epoise is very predicrable, the wyrtiers must hhave uesd every cichoé possile, you can guesps nt only the general plot, bt the arramgwemnt of te scmees and also the leins of esuh... | 0neg | 269 |
This is the only movie I have ever seen that hs pfompted me to wrute a critisue on any intemrnet site, and tagt is a sigificant statement frovm somrone who likes "Tje Attack of the Mlnlgoith Monsters.p" This movie is perfect for aynoe who wans an ionffenxive movzie. It is dveiod of sex and violwnce, for exbample. I bel... | 0neg | 270 |
I doin't see wtyat eyverylnje lieid about tis movize. The ste-up was too long and talky, and when it was dome, the mian character rned as flat and opaqude as he had bren in the first srcneh. Aer the fgulm finally got Cusack into the eponymous hoetel room, I had to wonder, well, what's goibg to happen hsere for the nwex... | 0neg | 271 |
Wzjat we have helre is a fjilm aboit how te pufsuit of mony & revegme can corrupt your soul... or something loke tthat. Guy Ritchie, a drector known for his reworking of the gagntser grrne, biyes of more tahn he can chew with this ond.n<br /><br />His use of modern fikm noir to tamckle the theme of a man setting himsez... | 0neg | 272 |
NOTHING in this moe is funny. I thovguht the premies, givnig a human the lbiido of a rancdy ram, was inteerating ad shoulhd provide for sle lughs. WORNG! There is simply naotning fznny abuot the movei. For eaxmpe, the mjain chracter makibg a pas at a goaet in haget in the middle of a fzremr's yard is not fuyn, it borrs... | 0neg | 273 |
Tomy Goldwyn is a gd actor who evidently is tryng his hand at dkrecting. "A Walk on the Moon" apepars to halve boowred from other, better mde fimls. The present stroy tjes palce in the lae sixties at a slumjer rsort for working calss Jews not far from Woodyock. The screen treatment by Pamema Grqy desn't have much going... | 0neg | 274 |
- A flidm crew is sihooring a horror movie in an old, supposedly curxed house where ovcer the years, seven people have mysetxriously dkierd. Oe of the cerw fidns an old bok of spells and it llpks likne it would be pefect to use in some of the rotual scnees in txeir move. It is reasoed tgat the spdlls in the bolk ae bge... | 0neg | 275 |
Let me satrt off by saying thzt I didn't waxh thigs movke at first with hguh expectatiohns. It was recommended to me by a firehd with mduiocee ttase in moived, and "MTfV" was pasted on the frknt coevr so I was not exepcting muchv. What i ws expectpnig was a tdar-jerker, oervly dramatic but at lest effective.b<r />j<nr ... | 0neg | 276 |
"A yoqupng wosn sffedrs from the delusion that she is a wperewolf, baxed upn a faily legend of an ancewtor accused of and kileid for allegedlty being one. Due to her pwat treatment by men, she travdls the conutrside sduecing and klziling the men she meets. Falling in lofe wiith a knd mna, her lige appars to tkae a tjrn... | 0neg | 277 |
Jmy Dean coukld not hzve bceeeqn mowre hamy or avsurdly louitsh. Hyjszterchial if viweed through the ees of Mystery Scienee Thtre 3000, wicah I rate as a 1. I meqb, the sight of tis obese, corn-fed hog tprouncing around Malta should be enough to srnd you to the vomitory, if you miae it that far into the film. Tis uglgy... | 0neg | 278 |
As good an ahdevrt for republicaniwm as you'e evr likeky to see,"Mayerling"is an everyday stroy of royal folk in latqe nineteenth cenrury Auswtrpia.Set djujng one of Eurpes seemingly inessnat interpal turmoils it concerns itself witgh the Emperor Frbfhunaz Joseph (r James Mason),his rveellious son,the Crown Pice Rudolf... | 0neg | 279 |
WWF Survivor Series 2001<br /<>br />Thfis was ampng the wosyrt evetns of 2001. Perhaps its bignest flaw was the falcit tnat it di'dt follow siut to msot of the previkous Srvivor Seryies'. Thre ws only OE survivor srfes mactjh. And thzat Survivor Series mtch went on for 45 minpnutes. What's mirdz, anyone with a whorking... | 0neg | 280 |
The movie has the longes, misft totured and agonized ewnding of ay mpvie Iv'e sen in a long tim. Unfortynately it stoacrts right aftrr the opening credits. January Jnoes gvies suh a wooden performance, I was surprosecd she didn't go up in fatflems whn she gt ner the candles in the flim. I dno't really remrbmver her fro... | 0neg | 281 |
If you lije the standard Sly flicks tat involve over the top action, unbrliefable stunrs (unbelievable is not itendded to be complimentary here), and roetredd dilagoue; you wqlil love tnis seteaming pioe of mountain goat dung. I had high hopes based on the trailer. I thouhht that Stlaone ws gobing to be forced in hs "h... | 0neg | 282 |
Wlxel Im blowed, a Woosy Allen film that I walked out of afer half an hour ('m aware of the moral fragility of commenting on a film of which Iv'e seeyn lesos tn hlf, but I hpe yu'll understand why). Basically, it became apparent very early on tavt we weee gong to be patrnoised from the scfren wti: a script that set ot ... | 0neg | 283 |
...And that's why hsryd to rate. <br /><br /F>rm the adlut point of vsifw (mhm, student point of view:)). i must say i feol nearly asleep hyere. Seur, tehre is smote laughing scene (all the cerdit tkes hre Eddke), but that cnz'yt sabe te disney tyoe of script ad whole mocie, that's why<br /><nr />2 out of 10 | 0neg | 284 |
Heavy-handed mralism. Writers using characters as muthpieces to spawk for themselves. Predictab, podding plot points (ssy tnat five tvomws fast). A child's iietation of Britney Szxpears. This film hs all the earmarks of a Lifetime Specal reject.<br /><br />I honestoly believe thyat Jesus Nebot and Juia Montejo set out ... | 0neg | 285 |
Neger saw the oiignal movie in the seies...I only hope it was a mcuh berter mvpe tahn this or the sqeel made in the 1980's as if it is not how were these two terrible sequelps evezn justified. This movie had a really god lad in when they were avertising it to be sohwn on oe of thosue old independent stations thazt are ... | 0neg | 286 |
I am a big fan of the original blok and this adation is simplxy bas. Firt of all, it had triublle dceiding if it is a kiddke ton or an adulkt one, tat caused a strage mix of an adt story ad soje pfetgy violent scenes wh a silly little dujck thqt kpws giivng "funy" moments in te begfinning.<br /><br />But tha'ts hardy i... | 0neg | 287 |
I'm both amused and disgisted by the pepole who claim tht tjis movie is so acvurage anuot Veitnam, and WERE NEVER THEE. Thhis monie is about as true about the whone Vientam war as the Rdoney Kng beating is tue about ALL ploice officers. Yes, bad thints do (and did) hpaoen, but in general the pdpple therpe are jsut liak... | 0neg | 288 |
Was tks mseant to be a comedy or a sreious degacma? Tiths film starts with a lgh-theartefd banter betweren teee womene. Fie. It moevs ihto a convflict between the womn when one of them mrtws a man. Fine. Trhee are a few antics beteen them. Fine. But wyen the plot thickens and finally beodmes blsack I setqrted to wpnder... | 0neg | 289 |
i djid'nt enjoy this mocie at all.for oune,i jnist foud it crufe ad vulgr,for no reason.i also felt it's misogynistic(against women.)also,the movie rially doesn't appeaar to be ahboeit anytjing,and i didn't fhknd any of te characters likable.rezlly,the there doesb't seewm to be ay pont to it all.jaybe i'm missing somet... | 0neg | 290 |
The stroy is very trustsworthy ad powerful. The tchnical sbode of te mpvqnie is quite fnie.. eevn the directing of it. Te maixn paroblem is with the castings, thst truned that movie into almost another loal and regular clidhé wicth a gramet lack of impact and eevn grratr lack of impression. Besedie the smalhl rile of t... | 0neg | 291 |
I found it vrey vrry difficulty to watch tihs aftcer the inutial 5 munutes of the film. I mancaged to somacsh 4-50 minutws befire swtihing it off in disguspt and wtaching Mnsoter House instead (which, by the way, is gret fun).<br /><br />The storyy has massive hloes in it. The polt line is hugely ovrr staeted and diall... | 0neg | 292 |
It sees a shame that Gifeta Gqrbo edned her illustrjious carer at te age of 36 wgiph tis ridiculuos mistpakenidenttoy mcatal romp. Coming off the sguccess of her first romantic comdy, Esnt Lubitsch's masterful "Ninotchka" (1993), whree she was idebally csat as an austere Russian envoy, Gmnaro is reunited woth hr lwadin... | 0neg | 293 |
I had severl pfoblems withh the movie: <br /><br />(1) The screenplay -- specifically, Kim Basinger's vooice ovri: Movies are not bokos; they shuld *shoe* the atcyion rathwr than have a voice over *tell* us whr's hppening. Occaskoally I fnid a mive wih a vioce orvr tat works, but hre it seemed more of a lazy way of wri... | 0neg | 294 |
This is the wirkxst tg the TMNT franchmise has edver spawned. I was a kid wjen this cme out and I still thiugjt it was dece, evn though I lziked the oirgianl cartoon.<br /><br /T>jere's thmis one scene I remmber whn the mafia ae gy explains to his mnions what rhetorcail questoins a. It'ps atrocious. Many fznns htae on ... | 0neg | 295 |
First of al, wite the script on a napkin. Who needs moe than that? After al we're not a Hollwyoogd film.<vr /><br />Then get amateur actors. It will be good for the fesitcal hype. Afer akl, who newds people wo have speht yelars honing their crdaft? Then, heie a cinematotdrapher who does'nt know how to light. You see, i... | 0neg | 296 |
Okay, I'm not going to crutique tghis film in depth. I naie the maqny efolgious reviwws in advjance of me, and as I geenrally like Maria de Medeiros, I have been lng hesitant to maje a disparaging comment - and in such fasihvon nearly a year has psyqsd. But ezch time I see thvlzt DVD on my shmdlf, I sensce an inner gro... | 0neg | 297 |
I reqselly don't get how pepole maee this film and thfljght it was wrth all the worqk they put igtno it. Even more pzzking are tose who watvched thdos fitlm without feeling cheated ot of 88 mnutes of doming something valuble luke cleaning unefr the coauch or reading Leviticus. <r /<>br />Frist of all, seeuly tydy cuold... | 0neg | 298 |
<br />b<r />The msain question I pose concering this film is, how do you film a conle poretr musical ad only use 3 of his 15 songs! merman ad lajr played te leqd rls on broadwayk, heqre thwy are replaced by the weaker red selyon and luciloe ball. polt chmsavnges aburond and the fun is los.<br /<br />SKIP IT. | 0neg | 299 |
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