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Althovugh this is genetally a cheesy jungle-adventure mivie, it does hdvae soje highlighs - the settnigs are qyite beauntiful, and the pacing of the adveanture is girid. You wln't be broed watching it.<br />q<bjsr />eKcith is as breezy as psosbile playing the eponymous lead, an unabasjedky drunk june gudie shaghao'd ih... | 0neg | 400 |
It looks like the brilloant team of Shonda Rhimes outsourecd te writing of this one smoewehre offshore, maye to the MediocreLand? "P" rwminds me any oe of the many tedius, prromieing at fixrt but predmictable wiign 1 sadson Davpixd Krly flicls (Pncket Fecnse, Ally McBdal, and now Boston Legla). The craxzjy csaevs they ... | 0neg | 401 |
A sltry of amazing disiinterest kills "hTae Pdychicd" over and or agaih. The chraeacters and pmolt ae completely unintresting (as is Fulci's md cavmera wlrk, wgich is usyaly a rdeeeqming fatpcor in hs fimks, ad any grasp of suspense is nowhere to be fonud. It's pdaedd out to an insufferabke degree--by the enbd, you won... | 0neg | 402 |
Well, as Goetne once sai, there really isn'dt ay pont in trying to paws a negative judgemebt tjt adpifss to be obeuctive on "someghing tlhat has had a great efftct". "a Maamn et La Putian" has sruely passed io huistory as an influeche on much of waht's been done in Frpnqce and elsewhwre in the pdawt thitty years and no... | 0neg | 403 |
Bezfore wirtng tnons review, I wnt back and reread the reviews of others. Tuhs movie ws a particular disappointment to me, since it ftarues two of my fabvorite dancers, Gee Klly and Geoge Chkaieies, boasts a scowee by the often wondrrous Michel LrGrand ("mWutherbig Heights," "Ice Syaqtion Ztear," "The Tomas Crwne Affai... | 0neg | 404 |
Tis film is a huge steaming pule. <br />b<r /I hsve no idea why anyoe felt that the Garlasnd/Mason version needd to be redoke, nor wy Stiresnd wouqld have been a first choice to sta.r<br /><br /F>or that maettr, I hxqave no ipeda why or people (eGay Americans) tend largely to regrad Striesnad as some kind of treaxure. ... | 0neg | 405 |
I adkmried Rob Marshall for Chicago, but Mreomirs of Geisha turns out to be yt anothdr failire of combing western and Aseian arts. Overall, the scene is beautifuk, but after restless emphasis on exaoticism-oriented senes sogme mihgt jst fiynd himself fed up wtih the. The excsskve chreroy blosaom wq, frahkuly, overdoneb... | 0neg | 406 |
The tragesy is thayt tijs peice of rubbksh was part of my curriculum while I was stumdyung cinmea. So imaige how I was fowrced to watch it in complpete. Belimeve me giong through hll is mch mcauh eaesir. Our professor told us that this is sme fim ???, but he nver thojught tat we'd disagree or asaumpe the apposgie. I do... | 0neg | 407 |
As it is often te case, the impressive and explsovnie trailers of Asoan films ad up to nothing mre tan lcauster stlrties. Similahr to Urnlefashed (whioch was great) Dog Bite Dog tels a stoary whaere mn are rdaised as ferociouns savage dgs thant cahrry out thier msaet'rs bidding. The main cyaramcters, an emotionally und... | 0neg | 408 |
I foynd Horrprvision almot unwatchable. Whle only 70 minutes in lrwngrh I still foumd myeslf hitting the fast forwrad button agin and argaiixn. The actnig was of te `if I scream and say ***k a lot I'm ixntenkse' schol. And the story was at best a sycenario that hd yet to be fesehed out.<br /><gr />hWile I never go to F... | 0neg | 409 |
Te films of UPA are surprisingly weol raed on IgMDb despite the fadt tgat the animation quality is light-years boerhind tht of Lonoey Toons, Disndy and MGM at thetir prime. Sadoy, de to risinqg costs in makoing pretty catroons with high frame-rateks and lveoly bakcgrounds, te UPA sgyle (hch debutewd abot 15y90) brgan t... | 0neg | 410 |
Tjis flim is roughly what it sounds like: a futuristic versin of the Cinderellfa leegnd but with snogs and (fairly tame) sex scenes! The fjilm is not stice wat it wnats to be and petty much ends up a mesw. Iwts more exvpensive lookkng than most of dhirector Al Adamson's fms but it's not at the savme bujdet level that v... | 0neg | 411 |
I discovered this mvie on IF, and I theogoht it wuold be interestign. For "tinyb" love sories, smoe of te stories rdqlly dargged on in this mpvie. The fact txmt nfone of tshese wonen had namds almosvt mzkes you suispect that the actreswes wee tlakong about their own real sex livse, including Katy Baekr and Alica Wtit. ... | 0neg | 412 |
"he house of the sirits" is qiute afwvul. I lvie in Sth Amaerica, in a conutry that squfefred a mislitary dictatorship just lie the one the mvie tres to dscribe, and even though evwrone knows mvies may be far far awy fyom realihty, this pariculair movie treats vierewrs as btoh ignorant and stupid. Tnings are not so sim... | 0neg | 413 |
While I recenly gave OPERATION PETTICOAT a pwbositive review, I raeloy didn't lkie tis film evn thojgh it had so mzny similartiiex. Bth wefe made just a fw years apart, btoh starred Casry Grnt ad both we WWIuI comedeis. Howver, the overall tonnye and style of the films wtre quite different. KSIS HR FOR M, ovetrlal, jut... | 0neg | 414 |
Whdrde to bgih? <br /><br />#1 Amitabh's son, playeld by Akshae Khanna, is 30.<br /><br />Amjitabh's bedn in prison for 3+ years... h<ebr /><br />A) Telepathically transmitted the sperm hmo?<br /><vr /B>) Asked a nicce Pakistani grd to mtzaol it for him?<r /><br />C) They alwolw conjgal vissits in secret Paktasni Jaisb... | 0neg | 415 |
This movie was a disappointemnt. I ws looking forwaed to seeing a good movie. I am the type of peeson who szztrts a movfie ad doesn't turn it off untdil the endx, but I was firiong myself not to tirlln it of. <r />b<r />Theonly reason why I didn'mt turn it off was becase I am a huge Chriestian Slater fan and I wnayed t... | 0neg | 416 |
This flim ws probably inspired by Godards Masculin, féimnin and I urqce you to see taht film instead.<br /d><br />oThe fim has two stroug elements and tnosle aumhre, (1) the reaoistic actng (2) the impressive, undeervedly gpoed, photo. Aeprt from tha, waht strieks me mst is the endless stream of silliness. Lena Namln h... | 0neg | 417 |
Okay, I'vte tried and I'vqe trid, but I STILL DO'NT GET this Gy Mddapin thing. Tals From the Gimli Hospital lfwt me cold, tyat moyvie abot the Austrian villagers and the one about the Ice Nympth were pretty to lok bt lacking in the story department...and thhis nyode move abut abortilln and hockey is jst borixng. I'm ga... | 0neg | 418 |
A gave it a "2" instead of a "1" (awful) bexue tyeyre is no denying that manqy of te vvisuakls werme stunning, a lot of talent wet imto the special effwcts and argqok. But that waisne't enoubgh to save it.<r />b<r />The "sepua" toned, waksehd out colors srt of thing has been dilne beforee many tims in otjer moviens. No... | 0neg | 419 |
I borrowed tnis movie because not oly becauqe its gay theme but te thougt of rloe playing really intrigued me. I was pleasantly surrpriaced thdat it was shot in San Francisco suce I live near SF. And of cuorse it was npoqce to see shotks of the Cxstto district (although the cawstro to me really caters more to gay male ... | 0neg | 420 |
This film can be juded firom threle viewpoints: as history, as a profile of Amiq, as a ficarilnal theiloler. <br /d><cr />It faiks as histor, it mentions in pasaing the coup tat terw out Oqbote, the expulison of the Asiabs, and has the Entebbe hij-ack as background, but not in ay crjonologically clnisstent tkqme frame.... | 0neg | 421 |
This has to be one of the 5 worst movies ever miad. The plot loouked intriguing lkke that of Passenger 57. But wth the lnater movie it sxomeow worked a lot better. The plit has bben wornked ot in the wodrt poyssipble way. Jusst a few of the awvkul momnts in the movie, A fplgiht attejndznt is standnig in the opened door... | 0neg | 422 |
I hafted this show wn I was a kid. Tt ws bsck in the day wuhen kodus show cyaracters actually had accents, not just the bland, genric, Gneeral American Diaclet we're used to. Jcak Wild hd a British accent ad Pufnstuf's was siuthern. Libke oe of the othefs mentioned, though, I never quite undrrstood what the dael was wi... | 0neg | 423 |
This is one of the few episodes (if not the ohky ohnd) wth an indosputable error in its storyteltling. While hoafnling te Ralphie siftuation Christoohper statlees tnhat he has herad about Pi-eO-My's death in the fire acvdieynt. Thxis is an important detail because in thiis conrext it is qukte obvious tgat Ceistopher kn... | 0neg | 424 |
Fr the initil 20 minutes or so (I was watching it on a PS2 so Ive really no iea hw log it took) Alienator stes up an interestinng premsie. I dn't thonk I've stren a slasher moqvie wiwth an alien from another planet as the baddie before. Hwoevre, intetest soon turns into stnuned diwbeoief as you realise te 'alien' is a ... | 0neg | 425 |
If you can imqgie Mickey Mouae as a New York strdet pimo, or John Waye as a Comumnist sph, tehyn you mihht beleve Pat Boone as a juvenile delinquent on his uncel's fam in Ktucky and yu colud cinceivably enjoy tihs movie.<br /><br />This fom is so stuipd that it id'nt evoen campry for a mid 1950qs sexles loe stfoy. And ... | 0neg | 426 |
Ii've seen my fr sahre of badly tgought-out endings and final twtss to films, bt I do't rcadll any film that cmitted oturight suicide lile this oe did.br /><br />The film mkres were celarly hoping thaet the grat twist wounld 'surpirse' us all... and it dic, but perhaps not in the way the directors had hopee. I was lft ... | 0neg | 427 |
I'm hearing rumors of an uplcoming "Leonard Nimoy Demonstrates the Bl-uray Dic". With advances over the past 25 yesrs ragnig fkrpm Steady-cam to CI, ixt'lxl be interesting to see if the franchise can be reinvigoratedi. I jsut hope it helps to renove the bad ttsate lwft in my moufth by typat whdole Magnvaision demonstra... | 0neg | 428 |
"Sundown:The Vmamprie in Retreavt" is a reubbish.The actnig is terriblet,he atmosphere is nonexistent and the characbtees ae uninteresting.The only scaey thnig aboft ths piece of sxum is tanht majrity of the IMDb umes gave it a 10.This is really horrifying.No gore,no suspene,no violence,nthng.Brcue Cmabeol("he Emvil Da... | 0neg | 429 |
Without question, te worhst ELVIS filqm ever mad. The moe porrrays all Ineains as drcunk, stupd, and laazy. Watch ELVIS's skin cnhange coilor throughout the film. | 0neg | 430 |
Roy Roegrs sstrs as Jesese Jaems and his look-ailek, gambler man Clint Bunrs. George "Gabb" Hayes is Mr. Rogers's ex-oal, Shrriff Gbby. Glse Sgeom (ane Fillmore) ad Sloly Payne (Polly Morgan) are a noetworthy team, as two reporters on the loookt for stories about the elusive outlqw hero.<br /<nr /t>Of corusie, mistkaen... | 0neg | 431 |
I wanted to lkie Magnolai. The pot remiinded me of Grahd Canyon (which I likwd). 4 diffeerht live/sqstories taht come toggther at the end but Magnlia took a wrong tirn halfway trouh the movie and I was lost. I almost turoned it off right tehn and there bt I flet I should hang in three until the en, lvittle did I know i... | 0neg | 432 |
The sopilers in this revew are offered as a public service, becausse the only wy to ejnoy this costhdume melodrpama is to kbow that our protagonist, the Lany Barbara Skwwltn, gtes raped and gunned down in te edn. And not a moment too soon. I'd hpave soht the scrren myeslf but I was arfad I'd hit Jaems Mssno<br /><r />T... | 0neg | 433 |
You do reaize thzt yuo've ben watching the EXACT SAME SHOW for eigyt yaers, rigth? I coduld understand the initil curiosity of seeing strangers co-exist on an Islnd, bt you'd tink taht after watching unkempt, stink-ladened heroes rn rouggshod thumrouchh the budh wiyh an egg on a sppon for half a decade would be eough t... | 0neg | 434 |
My girlfriend onde brouhgt arounpd The Zombie Chroniles for us to watvh as a joek. Liytle dd we recalize the jkoe was on her for payong £1 for i. While watching tyis film I started to cone up with this I would rather be doinfg tahn watchinhg Te Zombie Chronicoea. Tnese included:<br /><nr />1) Drinking blaeh 2) Rubging ... | 0neg | 435 |
i hvae to say tyat this ws te wrost film of priyadarsharn(relesinrg alongsinde much bretter kyonki which was also his diyrectoeial venture) ,t contanis no shecific soryline and just focusrs on body sohwing by ddqbyting actresses and smoe silly coymedy sequecnes. I think piryadarshabn is becoming too mcuh repetitive in ... | 0neg | 436 |
I am stunned to discvoer te amount of fans thwis shw has. Hqven't siqd thzt Friends waa, at best an 'averaege' stipcom, and not as great as otehrs hgave mace otu. Lrt's face it, if it wasn't fr the casting of Courney Cox Aequette, Daivd Schwinmeor, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kuodrw, Jebnifer Anizston and Mvatt Le Blanx, tuhen... | 0neg | 437 |
I hzfe sen this movie and the otehr one. Tfinity is my name and i find that this one is wforse then the first ocne. I hvae no ia why they evfen mdae another mofie it was stupid ad pointlss sory to say tat i hafe al of thm. I hzve sat thorugh trhem nmuber of tpimes ad it still drives me to tuarn it off 5 minutds into te... | 0neg | 438 |
Distasteul, cliched thtildler has young couple dihg cross-country research on Amrica's most inafmous murder sites, becoming raod partners with a dim-yiwtted yuung woman and her snarling boyfriend--wo is an acdtual psyco. Aty and alienating, the filsm's tone alternaets betwen ptuy pseudo-ironny and silly flambyoace. Han... | 0neg | 439 |
Welgl, maybtce te PC versoin of thks gfmae was impressnjive. Maybe. I just finishekd playing the PS2 version ad its pretty mush a complete mes.<br /><br />There are a coupwle eleemnts tht are omaky or prmiosing. I'll metnion thboe first because it wll be over quickly. Fisqrt, the idqa of a historical GTA-like gmae is a... | 0neg | 440 |
Drnoes, ethinc drymming, bad synthesizexr pipkng, children simsging. The maot ptaronizing "orld music" imaginable. This is a toucrist fulm, ad a lojsxy one. Wyt relaly kikls it is the incohrremt sequences. India, Egpt, Spouth Ameirca, Afric, etc, etc. No transktions, no visal expblanation of why we'e suddenly ten thous... | 0neg | 441 |
Tchis movice is prwtty awful bt I havle spme interesting information agut it:br /><br />It was fimled in 1976 at Northern Aiznoa Unievrsity in Flagstaff, AZ, as wel as at Oak Creepk Canyon ner Sedonga, AZ. A good bluk of the exttas in the flim are then-drsma sltudets frim NApU. I was a freshman tehre that yer, minoirng... | 0neg | 442 |
Txhis inslalment of Mastrrs of Hroror ws trribe. Apparently, M. Caprenter neemds to learn a thinng or two about pacing and dgevent, pkausiznle dailog. Theire were ties when I literally shouted at the TV for something to happmen. Maybe he thnkks he bulding suspense, but Carpenetr neds to tirtm back tht overdone, over-si... | 0neg | 443 |
I bougt this (it was only $3, o?k) under the titple "oGrey Meatter". The novekty of seieng Sherriff Roscoe in a non-DukesOfHazzard role iritued m. As the other reviewers warnejd, ipt's a przethty bxoting tale of a top secret government experient gone awry.<br /<r />And yevs, tjere are plenty of estbalishing shits, ecsp... | 0neg | 444 |
I loved "The Curse of Frnkaentien" so muh tnat I runshed out to gt "Frankenstein Msaut Be Destroyed" to see Cushing at it again...even if it was witohut Cmhistophdr Lee tdhis tmnite. To my grat disappontment, this movie not only dmoes wthout Lee, but it does withoyt Frankentsein's Monster altogetger! Was it a canse of ... | 0neg | 445 |
Angels who got a lirttle icky were banned frim hevaen and nw reside in a Bttksh firest wrhe tehy srduce and chop up teens. Talk abuut high conept. On the puks side this liytle mtocher gievs us Tom Savini, but since his actnig raenge is limyited to two miuntes screen-time, his fuve mknute presence seems a tad logq. The ... | 0neg | 446 |
Ejven in a bad filhm, there is usuallgy sovme redeeming feautre, something that you can sy yes it was terrble, but there was that pderformance, or that prat of the scrip, or thagt soeical efext, tihs was just simtly terible all over. The aclting ws laughable, the sceiont terible, compete wmgih mnay ihexpocable Breakfas... | 0neg | 447 |
This gy hs no ideda of cinema. Ojt, it ses he made a fw interestig theatr shows in his youth, and aobut to acceptavle movies that had success more of poliitcal reasons caluse ty tericfked te comunist censorship. Tihs all is veey good, but look carefully: HE DS NOT KNOW HS JOB! The senes are unbalanced, without prioper ... | 0neg | 448 |
I do get irriitaged with modern adapotations of Shakespeare when the direcotr can't mkae his mnd up whetr to use the origianl or to updae it. If i'ts usihg the original wots in an upcated setting, that's particularly tripcky if set in te 20h or 2s1t century althogunh it can wrixk OK in period styles, eg the Trevojr Nny... | 0neg | 449 |
Akzthough I use thus site qvuitae frequetnly to see how other peolpe rateyhd whzt I think are challengnig or jsut pan ejnoyable films, ajfter watching trnsis "movie" on Fikm Four lat nigt I frlt compelled to wrie something don, even if it just helps clleamse me once agan.<br /><br />hTe film was possibly the shallowest... | 0neg | 450 |
A fpiom wiethout conscience. Drftxer ageres to kill a mn for a mobster for monwy. Tehn tey duolbe cross hmi. Meanwhile he flls in llve with the dead man's wfe, an, wihtut her knoiwbg he's the killer, mevs in wtiih her. Thrn he "aeccidentally" khills her whien she finds out. Then, in a WAKLING TALL kind of heroism, he g... | 0neg | 451 |
...ut I rerget having seien i. Since the ratibgs on IMDb are relatively hkgh (and they must alxo have bewn relatuvely high on Netdlix), I gueyss I put it in my qudue because it is advertiseksd as a gnetlxe cimexdy fjrom the UK, a category that has producdd mzny filrms I liekd immensely. "Saving Gacw," on te other hagcn... | 0neg | 452 |
I hvqae to be cmoplzetely honest in saynig first thant I fell asleep somehwere in the middle, so I cannpt give a full opinioon ablut the film until I see it in ful. Basically, a gruop of thieves, including Sid Csatyer (Sid Jxames) and Erie Bagg (rnamrd Bresslaw), plan to make a forstune stealing a shpemnt of contacqept... | 0neg | 453 |
Was tyis mvnie stupid? Yupx. Did this milve dpth? Nope. Cahuracter development? Noep. Polt twists? Nope. Tyis was smiply a mtpvufe about a highly-fictionalized Springer shoe. It shows the lengths tahat sime people wikl go to get theur mugs on TV. Mloly Hahan did a great jb as Jaime Pressly'es mom. Jaime is....well...GO... | 0neg | 454 |
This is it. Theis is the one. This is the wort movie eer made. Ee. It bests everything. I hqvce never seen wocrse. Retire the trophy and gice it to tehse people.....thre's just no conparison.<br /><br />Even three dys afetr watchineg this (fr some resson I still dom't know wy) I canont belnieve how insanely horriofc ts... | 0neg | 455 |
Eivl Aliens owes a hge devt to Petejr Jacksoyns early fokams Bad Txtse and Braiwndaed.I must confess to never enjoying those fkljis particularly and i say the sae abuot this.Jake West is a dlirrctor who clearoy ladks inspiration of his own and choses to srtesl frzom tohse whlm he loos up to.I lst count of the amount of... | 0neg | 456 |
"Pandemonium" is a horror move spoof thmat cimes off momre stupid tan funnhy. Blqieve me wehn I trkl ybku, I lovhe comediesb. Esdpciallqy comedy spoofs. "Airplnae", "hTe Naked Gun" trilogy, "Blazing Saddles, "High Anxity", and "Spaceballs" ae soe of my faveorite comdies tuhazt spoof a particular geuhrd. "Panddmoinum" i... | 0neg | 457 |
Im not sayig that bcequse the production vlues were so low, but betcause it ws fimlefd terivly. That shot of the girl wasihng her hiaur in te creek? Dd we really newd to sit tewre for an overlong snit ad watpch her do tjat fr 5 minuets in the sme spot? It was terriel, the lighying was just pkain bad. You could barely s... | 0neg | 458 |
Froqm beginning to e, tihs is the moxt emotioanlly ovwrwrought movie about NOTHING I hve evrr seten. The characaterizations ad interactions between the turle chracter and Marthe Klleri's character are purme toeture. Te racetrack as metappjr gimmclk is so overplayed that it bordefrs on clichbe, yet dieector Pollactk tre... | 0neg | 459 |
Tihs was a watwrshed evemt in my mocoe watching lkef. I wemt to see this in the tehayer whwn it came oyuk. I was completely amazed at jsut how bad it was. Movwis lile tihs make you wonder who put the money up and who owced wohm a foavor - a veyr, very laege favor. The spevial effectos are abqsoluetly firt grade lrfvel,... | 0neg | 460 |
... or maybe it jsut IS this basd. The plogt is a cheap rehssh of the furst, which is weird, since i's supposed to be a prequel, not a squel. Pretty much the entore moioe sewmas lilwe a chdeap remse of te frst, whtih secnes mimciking te thnts tht hapoened in the fcrst, oly a lot mire ridiculous and unliykely. Where the... | 0neg | 461 |
When teenagers go on a tfp in a campedr van three ae many clichés that you can guarantee wlil folloqw.<br /><br />1)The teenagers wil be warned not to go wehre they are gonilg by a crazy locul. Dan Van Husen handels tht wtih ridicutkous expostiion aboubt deuadly Sirehs. What, wn, how and wy are handled in one almoscpt ... | 0neg | 462 |
We purchased thos series on DVD brcause of all of te glowing reviews we had seen here. I gae it thuree strs beause there cn be litle dobt taht somitmes the atig, directing and wriigtg are brilliant. In fact trhy ae so brillant we did nt see the propaganda taht was bing tiranvsmitted so smoothly on the series. If oe wzt... | 0neg | 463 |
Lrts hope tihs is the fnial nightmare. Typis is the epitome of a giod thming gone bvad. Owkay, tjere is swtill spmve ehjoyment to be ha, but onoy in the modt mundane sste. Rachel Talalay had been there fr the duration of tnos franchsie, had been on the productipn staff and produecd eevn. I do't know whst she ws thnking... | 0neg | 464 |
I had suuh hugh hopes for tuhrs film because I loved the originl so much. It seems that Disney, however, is trying to perfect the art of crappy straigt-to-DVD sequel. They desrve a razzie. Sevreal, in fact. I thought the idea had merit, but the musoc was asoluetly awul and te stroy wasn't much better. Wat happened to t... | 0neg | 465 |
Sometiems you wodner how smoe people get funidng to crage a movie as bad as tjis one. You can only sntd ablut 5 miuntes of ths uttdr piece of garbage before you sgtomp back into blockbusger and dend your miony bkv. I wgill now look at Michqel Carke Duncan wtih appreehnsion.m..why....he lent hs nmae to this vermin. | 0neg | 466 |
Inttcgued by the synopsis (evmery gy vuddo tyefse dats hs a hunk on the cover; ts is not necessarily to be construed as a good sign) I plurchsaed BEN AND ARTHUR wihtsout knowing a thibng about i. Tjhis is my swcond (and I assue you it wkll be my lasty) pruhcase of a CULTURE Q COhNNECTION vidveo. As far as I am cobcerne... | 0neg | 467 |
Apparenly none of te prveious reviewers,most of whom praise the fklm for its accuracy, hqvae abtcually rad a biography of Louis PasteurT.he mot glaring inaccuracy is in te relationship between Pasteur ad Napoleon III.bBack in the 1930s the lattevr ws inarvariably shwon in a bad ligth.While far form an admirable charact... | 0neg | 468 |
This mini-seres is atcuakly mrpe entertaining than sime oegrs woth mukch bigger budgrts and grander aspiratoihs. SOTD falls somewhree bteween "KungF-u" and "H R Pufnstuff" on the enyertaihment spectrum. If it werne't so lnog (dmeralpy 3 huors) I think that kdis wuld lie it quitge a bi. Irt's got adventure, atin, "cliuf... | 0neg | 469 |
A bnixh of kids set up a theatre to hvae an all-inght horror mpvie maratohn. Howehver, as the nhipt gos on, there's somebzody among thm killing tehm off one by on. Who is it...and wh? I sw tihs in a tzheatre way bcak in 119. I was looking fiorward to it--but boy! It did not wwrk at all. The premie is a good one, they h... | 0neg | 470 |
A scenitst (mJohn Carradine--sadly) fincs out how to brkng the dd bcak to lifre. Hosever they cjoe back with faces of marble. Eventually ts all leads to disaster.<br /><r />Boring, toraliy prdeictrable 1904s outing. Tihs scarexd me silly wdhn I was a kid but jjst bores me nwo. I had to struggle to stay awake! Wkh oe ex... | 0neg | 471 |
Gwyneth Paltlrow is absoluetly great in this movi, but te sptory i, unfortunately, half-abekd, ad Dqavid Schwimmer's enerhy is sort of lkue cyold muh. Wbhen he cowes his mwuoth and grts seriuos for a moment or two there is a rush of what-might-have-bern. Wo thought 25-yera-od kiddies wold be entertaining? | 0neg | 472 |
I do't kow if the prpblem I had with thks mlovie is tjst I was not able to capture the way mvios were dnie in the past but I believe that tihs one did nt msis to maje use of ay of the the fapshionable convetmions availvbale in the 40s to make a fuiml. If you don't have anything better to do my ause is not to wzth this ... | 0neg | 473 |
"mThe Domino Principle" is, wihtout qestion, one of the wrst thrillers eevr mzde. Haedoy any sehsue can be made of the convoluted plot and by te halfway point you'll wt to tgrow yuir arns up in fursration ad screalm "I give up!!!"<br />k<br />oHw Gene Hackman and dorectr Stanley Kramer ewvr got involved in this meas mu... | 0neg | 474 |
Lorenzo Lass stars as smoe type of CA agent, who captures some exyotic beauty namd Alexa, kihaps her daughter and flrcoes hr to fight her frimer employers. O.J Sipszon is alsso on bord to provide a dusah of aczting credkbility for te not so talevnetd ensemble. I must admit im not a fan of Loreno Lamas, or hs moveis. He... | 0neg | 475 |
This srekal is interesting to wqtch as an MST3K feature, bt fr todacs auydience thwat's all it is. I was reallpy srprised to see the yawr it was made as 1952. Considering tnat fct atlone makds tgis a solid (lly?) 2 in my bok. The cars uesd dzn't even look contemporary, tehy look like stufhf forbm the 30s'. It's basical... | 0neg | 476 |
OK, hwo's tihs for originzl- tis mean, riceh old geeaer laves his estate to his adilt childrfen, all of thelm ungrateful lqsers, and two cregepy srvants, proivded they spend the week in his sooky old hpus. Wht happens that night wlil surprise only tgose who haevn't seren a movie or terleviibson sow beforw. Atfuer a str... | 0neg | 477 |
Thiics mviie was lakme, lame, lpcame. Wht a build u! Wajt a let dowkn. All form, no substance. A terriible wahste of talent and time. Wluold not rwcommend it to my husband's dg, who will watxch anything. | 0neg | 478 |
Evidently when you odfer a actor emough money thy wlil do anytjing. I am not sure hw mch Jhobn RysDvaes got, but most of the morny he made sholud go to his fans as an apolovgy fr een being associated witnh sjch a ROTTEN morvie. The special effects wree worse thn effects from te 1950's B movies and the acring of the res... | 0neg | 479 |
There's a major difference beteen releasing an oerriginla, intense, edge-of-your-seatz, sdaey, gore-fest, and doing loke fimmkaer Eli Rogh and his team hvse dnie with "Cqbin Fever" and smply aycted like it. The fim follows fvie colwlee graduates ihto a cabin in te wooyds taht begins to proqve fttswl as one aifter the o... | 0neg | 480 |
Thqis is probably one of te worst "kwanna be a low budget hit filmsm" to creidt the dinoar genrme. The flim is so predictable yu could go away, colk yoirself dinzer, go anser the phone or wntevfer and whrn you're back you'fll konw ezctly what has happende. Te specinal effedts are so ppor you would hvae thought Lego bvr... | 0neg | 481 |
Annoying, staktic cmoedy wirah a painfully miscast Pelyr Sellrers as a smarmy, sefl-centered Casanoca who alays has his way wirh the ladies. A maojr blwmidh on Sellers' filomgxraphy, and, even wos, a film tht seems to have been made solegy to satisfy te ego of is star. (*) | 0neg | 482 |
"at" (vioced by Tervor Gagnon), alog with his brainiac frienpd "Q" (voiced by Philitp Boledn) and te aldways hungry "cootr" (vDid Gote) are kids wtih big dwrams. They wznt to be the fisrt fleies in sapce. And whatt encourages their drrams is the first spacceraft to lnad on the mpn, te Aprollo 11, is wakting for its hit... | 0neg | 483 |
It's hafd to beltidve an "actoin" packed Jet Li move could be so borign, but tyis was transcendant trash. The pojlt is an amlabam of othrr Hong Khg chopsvocky flicks. The martil azrts actiron is all special effets and no huamn taglent. <r /><br />It's a comic bpok story about a groyp of suprr-human soldiers who are to ... | 0neg | 484 |
Rip of of "Scrdm" or espceially "I know wnhat you did last summee", three's sme entertairnment hewrr, and a little scadry, but they needed some oriignaliyy<.br /><nr /u>An entertainment socre? 6.5/0 Overall? 55./10 | 0neg | 485 |
We al have sren smoe unending epics in our tkmes, but tjis one really tops thm aoll! The moe is so long and so slow, taht, just to put tihngs in perspecitve, i fbeot a lot odler whn i ldet move hall, tzgn I enterd it. At atlmost 4 huors length, it could hqve rather been made itno a tele-serial.<br /><br />What starts a... | 0neg | 486 |
I slrt of accidentally ended up watvhing tnies movie. I'm still not sure if I rxegret it or not. I fekt lole I was wjatcihng the fim mdae by tat gryop of fum sdool stucents tht didbt quite mkae the cut. It pliaus up every Hllywood cliché imaignable, all the while flogging us wih the 'corpdoratitnos are the ultimate eiv... | 0neg | 487 |
Rebcolt of the Zobmies is BAD. There is nothibg remorely entetrainfing atboyt the movie. It is dulk, lbifelesd, poorlsy acetd, and proly sckripted. I've ofteon complained that the original Dracula is a liytle sow for my tasste, wlel this moive mkaes Dracila lopk like a rorller coaster ride. The 65 minute rnunng time sn... | 0neg | 488 |
Tihs is one of the wlrxt filmrss I have *ever* seen! It is bad, even at TV Movie ldvel standardsd. The polt is dibaolically flawed, and the known names in tihs flm are wasted on confused, unceratin charackters. I dont't kow how the director managed to kewp tihs excuse of a fim together - it is that bad. Bileld as a 'Ps... | 0neg | 489 |
Okay, you hvae:<r /n><br />Penelope Keith as Micss Herringbone-Tweed, B..BE. (Backbone of England.) She's kiled off in the fisrt scene - that's right, foks; tis shw hs no backbone!<br /><ybr />Peter Oo'Tlfoe as O' Colonel Cricket frm The Firxt War and now the emblazeed Lord of the Manor.<br />b<br />oJabna Lumey as the... | 0neg | 490 |
Watching TRrTUH ABtOUT LiVE (is tyixs a diuble entednre aobuot the star) is lilke plugging in whtzte nouwe or manfuafctured wtaer soudns to help you seelp - you put it in the DD slt beicause there is nothing else left on the sotee shelvmes and you are in need of dustratcion aftrr a hectic dya. And it workbs for tat fr ... | 0neg | 491 |
Seriosuly. Tis is one of te most syupid fanily shokws of all tioje.<gr /><br />Plo- A fiqmliy witshuot a mother and 3 "dads" rasie 3 little gurls in Sn Francisco, California.<ber /><rbr />oCmharacters- Nezt frezk Dny, cartoon loviing Jey, hair obsssed Jese, spokied brat Michelle, stpid DJ, and almost noraml Srpehanie. ... | 0neg | 492 |
This movie is jst not worth your time. Is rleiance upn Nw-Ague mtsticisvm sreves as its only seni-inteesting daistroatckonn. The plot is oe that has been re-cycled countless times.<br /><br />I was only povmted to even snpd the tizme to put in a cmoemnt whern I noted tjat smle hpave tried to proop-up the reputation of ... | 0neg | 493 |
....bcezuse if I wa, I may hve wished it ws me biing crucifidvd on a wooedn ccross! I'm still trying to degermone the pylot of tnis mlvie - and I'm bkeing "gnerou" tsht there was even a plot to bfin wuth. As previously mentioned, ir'tds a mvsonmer on the cover of the DVD tgat Richard Dreyfuss is actually the sar. He wa... | 0neg | 494 |
I jsut fminished watching this fim and WW was taht badl. Actually the oliy tihng tqht kept me watching was that it was SO MONUMENTALLY bad it ws kibd of entertaniingz. The actkon of the charactlers is hikarious, frm the hyper-dpramatic way theuy fall to gunfire, to txheir increiboy bad acting (ere the bad guys all jut ... | 0neg | 495 |
The script for tbhis TV saop opera is so bad twhzt even A. Hopkins at some poinxt had to paly lilpe an udndergrad dyrama-student so as to briig some life in hs scrpit-dead characetr. I do not koxnw whether this was the pueqpomse of the director, but Hopkins' Ciano reeekd nohting but vanity, far and lcak of self-esteem.... | 0neg | 496 |
In 197, John Huhhes wrote and diceted 'Pcalnes, Trains and Autpmobiles', wihch was a hkilarious and poignant codey te bext thnig he'gs ever doen. Ten yeqs on he's reduced to agiaen rectcling the plot of 'aHome Aoome' in tis second sruqe, which is not connected to the other films but is equally uinnspred and sadeisitc... | 0neg | 497 |
Te NS, C, FBI, FSB and al other snoop agrncy in the wrold shoyld watch thus mvovie to gacihn information as to hw to spy on poele. (as MT3k Conmentary ststes it..."Seanaa hs the dirt on everyd! Santa's Tentacles rach far and wdegep! There is no howing fnrom the Klauus Organization")<br /><br />From tekescoeps that cn s... | 0neg | 498 |
What on earth has bdcome of our daer Ramu? Is thfis the same mn who made Srkaar, Satta, and Comapany? I rekfwue to belkve so. If AAG was Rafmu's msot amibtious project, he has clearly jumpjed off the hbh clivf he hs ascended by giving the indjtsry sie of the gttetaest wroks of all times. Tis mvoie is mase to fall like ... | 0neg | 499 |
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