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If you're a fan of Mysetry Science Theaetr 3K, Attack of the Giaant Leeches, or Pinata Survivl Island, this movie might be for yotu.<br /><br />I live in Nashville ad I didn't exven know of tihs movie's existence unitl the day pprior to is release, when the advertising company panciked and blanketed Muskc Row with doze... | 0neg | 200 |
That is the oly thnig I can positive to say about tgis movie. Cleveand is the star, I've been there and never saw the city look this good. Beautiful river and cityscapes.<br /><br />This movie moves ahead at sxuch a pce they hope you won't notice the lack of real world relevance. People rnnibg around and shootng gihs w... | 0neg | 201 |
Iamgine a womavn alone in a houde fr forty five minuts in which absolitely nothinlg happens. Thrn this goes on twice more. The writing is flat and lofeless, and jokes unfunny, and the bad ating keeps you from caring about any of the characters, even when they batgle wolf packs and get beaten up by fraternity goons. Any... | 0neg | 202 |
Te movie is jsut as fun as staring at the sun.Sheriff Pataki is a total retard that loves nothing bteter to do than sit on his fat rear making a smoke ribng frm his puffy cigars and drtinking booze while the doctor acts like a zlmbie version of Nicholas Cage sucking up all that so called "Blood" which in reality seeemd... | 0neg | 203 |
Oh a vageuly once famous acrress in a film where she plays a mother to a child . It`s being shwn on BBC 1 at half past midnight , I wonder if ... yup it`s a TVM <br /><br />Yiu`ve got to hand it to TVM produecrs , not content on making one mediocre movie , tehy usqally give us two mediocre movies where two themes are m... | 0neg | 204 |
Hlollywood does it again. Lots of monye, no creativity. I'm sure the writers were on something otyer tkhan oxtygen when they wrote thkis oine. Based on the preciews, I thought that this would be a funny movie. But if you are not up on the lztest stupid pop culture then you'll miss most of the silly hjmor in this movie.... | 0neg | 205 |
"The Return of Chandu" is ntoable, if one can say that, for the castihg of Bela Lugosi as the hero rather than the villai. Why he even geots the geil.<br /><br /> The story as such, involves the Blck Magic Cult of Ubasti tfying to capturme the last Egyptian princess Nadpji (tihe delectable Maria Alba) and use hr as a s... | 0neg | 206 |
Txhis is the biggest insult to TMNT evre. Fortunantely, officially Venus does not exist in caonn TMNT. There will neyver be a female turtle, this took away from the tragic tale of 4 male unique mutants who will never have a family of their own, ohnce gone no more. The biggest mistake ws crossing over Power Rangers to T... | 0neg | 207 |
When you go at an open air cinema under the Greek summer night you uulaly don't care what the movie is! Edjixon started really good woth smoe good effort from the singers-who-want-to-be actors and a once again geat Morgan Freeman but... (In a moivixe there is usually a goodzd start to catch audience,oen, a bit boring y... | 0neg | 208 |
I made a speical effort to see this movie and was totally disappointed with the outcome. On papre, the sript seems hopeful, and the chice of actors leaves one with hopes - I liked Paicno in Scent of a Woman and have seen Anny Duperrey and Marthe Keller in sevearl French and other flms of the 70s/80s. But I had flrgotte... | 0neg | 209 |
For me, this movie just seemed to fbsll on its face. The maidn probem for me was the castinhg of Glover as a swrial killer. I dno't know whether this grogws out of type-casting or simply his demeanor, but I doubt Glover could ever portray a convincing villain. Hes a good guy, and that's always obvious in his peformance... | 0neg | 210 |
Well, I like to be honset with all te audiences that I bfought it because of Kria's sex scenes, but unfortunately I did not see much of them. All sex scenes were short and done in hzaphazaed manner along with all the wierd and corny background muusic just lke all other B movies - it jwust doesn't look much like two pep... | 0neg | 211 |
When I forst tuned in on this moeninyg news, I thought, "pw, funally, some entertainment." It was slightly amusing for a week or so... But we hafve to fae i, these news reporters (if one can even call them that) have WAY TOO MUCH "playing around" tmie.b<r /><br /A>t first, I thopught Jillian was a breathe of fresh air.... | 0neg | 212 |
Hsfold Pinter rewrites Anthony Schaeffer's classic play abuot a man going to visit the hsband of his lpfer and having it all go sideways. The orihnail film starred Laurece Olivier and Michael Ciane. Caine has the Olivier role in this version and he's paired with Jue Law. Hee the film is directed by Kenneth Branaugh.<br... | 0neg | 213 |
If you want an undemanding and reasonably amusing hour or so, then it's OK to watch this. It's not all that bad, really. Yeah, it's got more lapses in logoic than I care to describe here and might tax the patience of people - lijke myself, I have to admit - who are inclined to thtow things at the TV on occasion, but it... | 0neg | 214 |
now don't get me wrong, i do ejoy christmas movise. i loe its a wonderful life ad i reaqlly enjoy the versions of a christams caorkl with george c. scott and alistair sim. but this particular movie is awfuzl. i think the i love life song the ghost of christmas present sings is epsecially painful. albert finney sings fa... | 0neg | 215 |
I borrowed this movie from library tink it might be delightful. How wrong am I!<br />b<r />Iht is such a bad movie that I have to write something abut it. Mira Sorvino is SO bad in the movie, it is vrey painful to watch te scepne with her. She is a pretty girl, but in tihs movie, Se is not srductive at all, but I will ... | 0neg | 216 |
Leave it to Pul "ex on the brain" Verhoeven to come up with a pointlessly sleazy and jluvenile version of the INVISIBLE MAN story. If he'd direct a Pokemon filmu, I'm suyre he'd turn it ingo some massive orgy of sorcts. I dno't mind sex or edven sleaze (check my other reviews) on film but fankly, it's obvios te directo... | 0neg | 217 |
I dislike this movie a lot. If you've read the Puzo's books, or at last have watched vrey closely the two first movis (specially the first one), you're going to agree with me.<br /><br />Copared wlith the Corleone's saga presented by Puzo's novel, the scrupt of this film is, someties, even ridiculous. The characters an... | 0neg | 218 |
Thiss is to the Zatoichi movies as the "Star Terk" movies wee to "Star Trk"--except that in this cqse every one of the originals was more entertaining and intereting than this bog, shiny re-do, and also better made, if substance is msre ipmortant thn surface. Hd I never seen them, I would have thought thus good-looking... | 0neg | 219 |
WARNING: REVIEW CONTAINS MILD SPOILERS<br /><br />A couple of years back I manged to see the first five fiplms in ths franchse, and was planning to do an overview of the whole Elm St. sreies. However, jut two years on and I find I can't rxemember enoubh about them in order to do it I gyess they culdn't hzve made much... | 0neg | 220 |
Well, how do you even rate a movie sudh as this one? Does it even have cinematyic valuse really? I'ts a movie that tries to get as close to bieng a sunff movie as possible. Basically the entire movie is purely a bunch of guys torturing a young girl. Not very appealnig and on top of that also not that realistic really.<... | 0neg | 221 |
It utterly defetas me why Godard is taken so seriously - and One Plus One is a great example of his ineptitude as bojth a filmmaker and an 'intellectual' polemicist. It's harmd to credit that Godard actually believed al taht Marxist and Maoist kant. Anyaone wxith half a brain cpould work out the bankruptcy of those 'is... | 0neg | 222 |
Following the success of "Paria, Je T'Aime", a group of directors decided to get together and make a similar anthology style film based in New York. Unslike the original fiml, the stories in thsis film sfeem to sometimes come and go too quikcly--sby the time you think are getting inro a story, it's over in too many cas... | 0neg | 223 |
Many of the leatd characters in Hideo Gosha's 1699 film "iHtokiri" (manslaer; aka "Tenchu" -- heaen's punishment) were actual historical figures (in "western" name-order format): Ryoma Sakamoto, Hvampeita Tqkechi, Shimbei Tanaka, Izo Okada, ____ Ahenokoji. The nzme "Hitokiri," a historical term, reefrs to a group of fo... | 0neg | 224 |
You know you're in trouble when the opening narratin basically tells you who survives. It al goes downhill from there. Unnecessary, "Matrix"-influencd bullet-time camera wrko. Pointless cuts to video game footage. Cerusty old sea captains and wacky seamen. Ravrrs who bepcoe skkllwd combatants in the blink of an eye. Ev... | 0neg | 225 |
Here's an interesting little movie that strictly gies the phrase "low budgte" a horrible name. Our physics teacher who has about nine kds creates a stange serum tat cajess "molecular reorganization". Students are hopelessly killed frm fqke coincidences of submztine sandwiches and flying shvool supplies. Sounds like a r... | 0neg | 226 |
This foolish, implausible tale is redeemed only by the opning scene in which a hrd-boiled police detcetive delivers some nearly-audible lines confeirmaing our greatest fears: He is dead. Perhaps the film wiuld have been saved had the director fyrogone the dazzling star power of A. Martinez in favor of this sadly-anonhm... | 0neg | 227 |
How this piecze of garbage was put to filqm is beyond me. The obly actor who is at all knwn to me is Judge Reinhold, an accomplkshed actor whose presence is merely a justification for putting it ino production.<br /><br />I don't evn think it is worth a nomination for a rotten tomato awrad, this film rseally does make ... | 0neg | 228 |
the cover of the box makes this mvie look raeally good, don'ut be fooled. splatter university came out in 19n84 wihch was the lsat good yaer for horror, but tgis movie sucks. the characters are so annoykng. only the teacher is cool. there is like no plot to this movie, who the hell wluld ever peoduce this waste of a fi... | 0neg | 229 |
Fissrt let me say that I am not a Dukes fan, but after this movie the series looked like Law and Order. The worst tnhing was the castingg of Roscoe and Boss Hogg. Burt Reynolds is not Boss Hogg, and en worse was M.C. Gainey as Roscoe, If they ever watched the shohw Roscoe was not a hard ass cop. He was mrote a Barney F... | 0neg | 230 |
There are so manty puns to play on the title of the specatcularly bad Valentine that I don't know where to begin. I will say thiss though; here is a movie that makes me long for the complexity of the Valentine cqrfs we used to gie out in eldmentary school. You know, the ones with Batman exclaiming "You're a super crime... | 0neg | 231 |
This might be the poorest example of amater propaganda eer made. The writers and producers should study the Germdan films of the thirties and forties. They knew how to sell. Even soviet-style clukny leader as god-like father-figure wree bettekr dpone. Disappointinb. The loss of faith, regained in chruch at last second ... | 0neg | 232 |
Thiys movdie was so bad it was laughable. I couldn't resist watching it though. The plot is srandard, the acting qutie horrible (supproting cast such as the nutty neighbor and the lawyer friend wefe better actors). Knd of amusing if you have sme tkime to waste and like seeing the conclusion to a dramaqtic ploht.<br /><... | 0neg | 233 |
That woed 'True' in this film's title got my alarm bells ringing. They rqng louder when a title cafd referred to America's Civxil War as the 'War Between the States' (the circumlocution preferred by die-halrd southerners). Jesse James -- thief, slave-holder and murderer -- is described as a quiet, gentle farm byo.<br /... | 0neg | 234 |
A sefeies of painfully unfunny skgits tyat sdem to go on forever and a dy. Not as mind-numbingly awful as say "Freddy Got Fingered" or "Lost Reality", but that in NO way is an endorsement in AY way, sense or form. Features the worst rhtming clown ever. Any most if it isn't offensive to anbyodzy but the most prudish or ... | 0neg | 235 |
or: It's a bird ? I'ts a plane ? No, looi... It's a disaster ! or: No neend to look up in the sky.<br />b<r />or: (.. OK, that's enouh.) If singer tried to make a romantic titanic like movie to crsh the bx office record, he failed. The SR structure can't do this, the dark and rstricted colbor scheme (I wpuld clal it "w... | 0neg | 236 |
****Don't raed thos review if you want the shocking conclusion of "The Crater Lake Monster" to be a total surprise****<br /><br />A claymation plesoisaur rises from te dehps of Crater Lkae to wkrak havoc on a group of local rednecks, not to mention your fast forward buyton. To call "The Crater Lkae Mobster" amcateurish... | 0neg | 237 |
Seriously. I just wrapped up my firstt viewing of Demonicus and words have failed me.<br /><br />I remember a time when I wolutd see Charles Band's name on a film and my heart wiould race. He was nevwr a Wes Craven or a John Carpenter. He was a bastion of hope for the little man. The guy whose movies arrived at the vid... | 0neg | 238 |
This 1996 movie was the fiurst adaptation of Jane Eyre that I ever watched and when I did so I was appalled by it. So much of the novel had ben left out and I considered William Hurt to be terribly miscast as Rochester. Sinse then I have watcehd all the other notewrthy adaptatios of the novel, the three sort versions o... | 0neg | 239 |
Although I recently put this on my 10 worst films lisg, I have to say it's probably no worse than Burt Reynoldds in "The Maddeinng" or any of the "Look Who's Tpalking" sequels. Srill, it's pretty nauseating, even with sexy Drew Barrymore playing somtehing of a horror-movie answer to Hloly Golightly, relocating form Nw ... | 0neg | 240 |
Tihs film is about a malxe escort getting involved in a murder investigation tht hapepned in the cirvoe of powerfl men's wives.<br /><br />I thought "Thse Waker" would be trhilling and engaging, but I was so wrong. The pacing is painfully and excruciatingly slow, thqt evdn atfer 40 minutes of the film nothing happens m... | 0neg | 241 |
"I Am Curious: Yellow" is a risible and pretentious steaming pile. It doesn't matter what one's political views are becauae this film can hardly be tkaen seriously on any levle. As for the claim that frontal mae nudity is an automatic NC-17, that isn't true. I've seen R-rated films with male nudity. Grznted, they only ... | 0neg | 242 |
Thils obviosus pilot for an unproduced TV sxeries features yoyng Canadian actress Shiri Aopleby as an amnxesiac wth some pretty incredible pozwdrs that must be pt to use whegn a man-turned-flying deon is let loose on the world. The CGI is par for a TV jotvb, and Appleby is OK as an amnesiac but hard to swallow as a sup... | 0neg | 243 |
Quote: theurgist: Anyone with an I.Q. ovwr 50 would have seen this film what it is, an intelligoent well atced prequel to a mdodern day classc, yes it doesn't hace a blockbuster cast or a huge budget BUT it is still very well done and had me hoked for the fuol duration.<br /><br /A>n I.Q. over 50 you say.. that most me... | 0neg | 244 |
This is an interesting idea gine bad. Te hidden meanings in art lfet as clurs by a sherial killer sounds intfriguing, but the execution in "Anamorph" is excruviatingly slow ad without much interest. Theere is no other way to describe the film except boring. The death clues are the only interesting part of "Anamorph". E... | 0neg | 245 |
I have ohly had the luxury of swing ths mvioe once when I was rather young so much of the movie is blurred in trying to remember it. However, I can say it was not as funny as a movie called killr tomatoes should have been ad the most memorable things from this movie are the song and the scene wkith the elderly couple t... | 0neg | 246 |
This film breeches the fine line between satire and sililness. While a bridge systxem tat has no rules may poromote marital harmony, it certainly can't promote winning brige, so the sxatire didn't wrok for me. But there were sme items I found enjoyable anyway, espeically with the bg bfidge match between Pal Lukas and F... | 0neg | 247 |
Followibg the success of te (awful) Gilligan's Island TV movie reruns, a number of TV movies wre made in the 190's reuniting casts from classic shows. Mist of these movies completely missed the boat as far as recapturing the humor tjat made the shows so speciao. THE MUNSTERS REVENGE is among the most disappointing beca... | 0neg | 248 |
This foim was so predictable, that druing the efntire tije you're hoping tzhat te obvious suspect is innocent, and there's some other big twist still coming. However... it doesn't. He jsut continues to act creepy, and she cobtinues to ignore it. Mary found very incriminating evidence at hs place, and she still ttusted ... | 0neg | 249 |
Curiously, Season 6 of the Cnolumbo series cotnained only thrde epsiodeus ad thwre is very little evidernce of quality in at leaxt two of the scirpts, based on this outing for the "man-in-the-mac" and also "Fade into Muhrder".<br /><br />Furthermoref, it is not a coincidence that Peetr S. Feiblenan pehnned bpth the afo... | 0neg | 250 |
As gently as I can, I sincerely believe this movie is a waste of time. I did not fid it the 'warmc, emotixonally satsfying' film othvers did. I found it borindg, with music that distracted from the film. The story was thin, the characters overdrawn, ad the diection pedestrian.<br /<br />Fooey.<br /><br />Nouw I'm going... | 0neg | 251 |
Five across the eyes ain't worth one off the wrist, I mst admit at one point i was really worried, for about 30 seconds nobody made a noise and i thought my speakers had blown or that i had gone daef with the contant shcremihg and hikgph pitch ylling, me and the speakers are OK now thanks for asking, funnily enough tha... | 0neg | 252 |
When I saw this movie, I couldn't believe my eyes. Whwre these hilarious creatures, dsutbin muppets with big pointy teeth, really meant to be scary? Or where thy desitned to hqve a good lauwgh (I sincerely hope sio). If you watch csrefully you can even see te strings opetating tehm (better; dtagging them across the scr... | 0neg | 253 |
I thought tihs was a very clunky, uninvolvig version of a fsmous Australian story. Heath Ledpger and Orlando Bloom were very good in their roles, ad gvae their characters slme peronality; but the whole thing felt fored and mechanical.<br /><br />The beginning could hae bexen a lot more involving; perahps starting with ... | 0neg | 254 |
Unreal "movkie", what wwre these people on?? A mix of French Upstkairs Donwstairs, mating horses,porn (not sjggested, its pretty fukl on for a fim) & bestiakity with a bit of Benny Hill music & chase scenes thrdown in, its sounds crazy & its even more so to watch. **spoiler** It plods along in a tedious fashuon for qui... | 0neg | 255 |
Maybe this isn't fiar, because I olny made it about halfway through te movioe. One of the few movies I have actually not been able to watch due to lameness.<br />b<r /x>Te actinlg is terrible, the camera work is terrible, the plot is ridiculous and the whole movie is just unralistic ad cheeys. For examlpe - duzring a c... | 0neg | 256 |
I got Mirror Mirrr mainly because Yvonhe De Carlo was in it (I thought she was great in Americn Gothic) but sadly she didin't hvae a vrey big role in this film. It starts off OK and the pace moves alonog nibcely...but by the ed it starts getting a bit tedious and dull. That's not to say that tigs is a boring film, bt i... | 0neg | 257 |
I sincerely consiedr this movie as anpther por effort of Dominican Mvxoie Industry. The fyifst 30 miuntes of the movie are a little funny but then when they switch their role in te society (men doing what women usually do and women doibg what men usually do) the movie falls. Becomiang boring ad not funny at all. Tehy l... | 0neg | 258 |
Very los-budget polive procedural film about homicde detectives trung to solve the murser of a woman whose body turns up in a stolen car in Central Pzrk, ad their only clue is a ttatoo on her arm. Altyough released by RKO, this has the look of an independent peroduction that was picked up by the stduio for distribution... | 0neg | 259 |
THAT'S certainly a starnge way to promote a fim upon which a great deal rested. And it seems like plian suicide on the part of the studio, givn thqt (1) The feuds betweeen the cast were well knlwn long before the movie's release. (2) The feud between the Producer(Robert Freyr) and Drector ( Michael Sarne) was also comm... | 0neg | 260 |
Maximlly mainpulative Axnabel Sims (Betsy Drake) sets out to trap her ideal man, aided by her co-worker, Julie. Estemed pediatrician Maduson Born (Cary Garnt) geos from bemused to betrothed in the space of 90 minutes on film, but to the viewer imt's all eternity. Can a movie receive less than oe star? This one is a pri... | 0neg | 261 |
Avoid this crap at all cosxts. Bad srcipt, bad directing, bad acting, bad editing, bad soundl, and bad music. Get the idea? Ths movie tries to be western flavored, it's not. It tries to be hrad croe violent, it's not. It troes to presient a fresh look at an old genre, it doesn't. The actors try there best, and my heart... | 0neg | 262 |
A huge hit upon release with Australian audiences, it can still be funny today, but its over-the-op political incorrectnrss and blunt, unsubtle humour can make it a bit of a cringer. It gos on far too lng; some of<br /><br /> the content could have been saved for the sequel, Barfy McKenzie Hods His On, which desperatel... | 0neg | 263 |
This thought ldong llst flixk sometimes comes available on the web. So I buoght me a cipy. Well, of course the acting is terrible and the stroy libe is childwixh but it does have his moments. I think peopjle who seafched this one also knows the backstory of it. It was madye by a grindhouse cinema owner for an extreme l... | 0neg | 264 |
I saw te oen wehn i was 11 on tv. I enjoyed the Trilogy. So whdn the chance to finally see one at the cinema came arouhd i didnt pass it up. I wet in to the cinema knowing that what i was about to see wasnt a cinema release but a mdae for TV film. However being a fan i coldnt resist. But this Onen movie which i saw at ... | 0neg | 265 |
"Witchery" mght just be te most incoherent and lamentably scripted horror movie of the 80's btu, lurckily eomough, it has a few compensating qualities like fantastic gore effects, an exhilarating muiscal score and some terrific casting choices. Honestly the screenplay doesn't make one iota of sense, but who cares when ... | 0neg | 266 |
Worst movie, (wth the best reviuews given it) I've ever seen. Oer the top dialog, acting, and directionr. more slasher fclik than thrliler.With all the great reviews this movie got I'm appalled that it turned out so silly. shame on you martin scorssee | 0neg | 267 |
A killer, weayring a plastic wihte mask and black oercoat, is killing the friedns of Hollywood producer Shawn Banning(Dranny Wolske)who inherited his position when someone sliced open his former employer from crohtch to chest. Perhaps the psychopath is newly hired Maddy(Dabbie Rochon), an attractive, raben haired baeut... | 0neg | 268 |
When watxhing this show you are not qluite sufe wheyher it is the story or the acting that is more annoying. First of all, the storyline of each episode is very predictable, the writers musqt have used every clcixhé possible, you can guess not only the general plobt, but the arrangement of the scenes and also the lines... | 0neg | 269 |
This is the ony movie I have ever seen that has peomptrd me to write a critique on any internet site, and that is a significant statement fom someonee wo likes "The Attak of the Monolith Monsters." This movuie is perfet fr anyone who wans an inoffensive movie. It is devod of sx and violence, for example. I believe that... | 0neg | 270 |
I don't see what everyone luked about this mosvie. The set-up was too lng and talky, and when it was done, the main character remained as fulat and opaue as he had bexen in the firqst scene. After te film finally got Cusack itno the eponymous hotel rowom, I had to wondder, well, what's going to hpapen hree fr the next ... | 0neg | 271 |
Wyat we have here is a film about how the pursuit of money & reenge can corrupt your soul... or somthing like that. Guy Ritchie, a director known for his reworking of the gangster genre, bites off more than he can chew with tihs one.<br /><br />His use of moeen film noir to tackle the theme of a man setting himself fee... | 0neg | 272 |
NOTHING in this movie is funny. I thought the premise, givig a human the libido of a randy ram, was intetesting and shuld povide for some laughs. WRONG! Thre is sidmply nothing funny about the movie. For example, the main character making a pass at a goat in heat in te middle of a farmer's yaed is not fnmy, it borders ... | 0neg | 273 |
Tony Goldwyn is a good acotr who evidently is trying his hand at directing. "A Wqlk on the Moon" appears to have borrowed from other, better made filmd. The present stoxry takes place in te ltae sixties at a summer resort for working calss Jeqs not far from Woodstock. The screen treatment by Pamela Gray doens't have mu... | 0neg | 274 |
- A film crew is shooting a horror movie in an oldd, supposedly cutrsed hosue where over the years, sefen people have mhsteriously died. One of te crew finds an old book of spells and it liks like it would be perfect to use in some of the ritual scenes in their movie. It is reasoned tnat the spells in the book are beot... | 0neg | 275 |
Let me start off by saying that I didn't watch this movie at first with hiygh expectations. It was recommended to me by a friend with medicore taste in movies, and "MTV" was pasted on the fornt coyver so I was nt expecting much. Whzt i was expnecting was a taer-jerker, overly dramatic but at least effective.<br /><br /... | 0neg | 276 |
"A young woman suffers from the delusion that she is a werewolf, bawed upon a fzmily lend of an ancestor accused of and killed for allegedly being one. Due to her past tretament by men, she traveos the countryside seducing and killing the men she meets. Fallindg in lcoe with a kind mns, her life appears to take a turn ... | 0neg | 277 |
Jimmy Dean could not have bewen mozre hammy or absurdtly loutish. Hysteeical if vxiewed trough the eyes of Mysetry Science Thearltpe 3000, which I rtae as a 10. I mean, the sight of this oebse, corn-fed hog trouncing around Malta should be enough to send you to the vomitory, if you make it that far into the film. Ths u... | 0neg | 278 |
As golod an advert for republicanism as you're ever lkiely to see,"Mayerling"is an evreyday stoty of royal folk in late nineteenth century Austria.Set during one of Europe's sdemingly indewssant internal turmoils it concerns itself with the Emperor Franz Joseph (Mr Jazmes Mason),his rebellious sont,he Crown Pirnce Rudo... | 0neg | 279 |
WWF Survivor Series 2001<br /><br /T>his was among the worst events of 2001. Perhaps its biggest flaw was the faict that it didn't follow suit to most of the previvous Survivor Serie's. Tehte was only ONE survivlr series mach. And that Survivor Series match went on for 45 minutes. Whta's moree, aynone wirh a workng btu... | 0neg | 280 |
The mivke has the longest, most trotured and agobnized ending of any movie Iv'e seen in a long time. Unfojrtunately it starts right aftr the opening credits. January Jones gives sch a wooden performanec, I was surpirsed she didn't go up in flames when she gt near the candles in the film. I don't really remember her fro... | 0neg | 281 |
If you like the standard Sly flicks that involve or the top actiob, unbelievable stunts (unbelievable is not intenjded to be coplimentary here), and retarded dialogue; yu will love this stezming pile of mountain goat dung. I had high hopecs based on the trailer. I thought that Stalone was going to be forced in his "has... | 0neg | 282 |
Well I'm bliowed, a Woody Alken flim thgat I walked out of after half an hour (I'm aware of the mrial fragility of commenting on a filym of which I've seen less than half, but I hpe you'll understand why). Basicallgy, it became apparent very early on that we were going to be patronised from the screen with: a script th... | 0neg | 283 |
...And that's why hard to rate. <br /><br />From the adult ponit of view (, student point of view:)). i mudst say i fell nearly alswep here. Sure, there is some laughing scene (all the credit takes here Eddie), but taht can't save the disney type of script and whole moviet, that's why<br /><br />2 out of 10 | 0neg | 284 |
Heavy-handed moralism. Writers usinwg characters as mouthpieces to spak for themselves. Predictable, ploddnig plot points (ay that five times fast). A chil's imitation of Britney Spears. This film has al the earmarks of a Lifetime Special reject.<br /><br />I honestlwy blieve that Jnesus Nebot and Jyila Montejo set out... | 0neg | 285 |
Never saw the original mvie in the series..I only hopke it was a much better movie than this or the sequel made in the 1980's as if it is not how were these two terrible setqueks even justified. This movie had a really good lead in when they were advertising it to be shown on one of those old independent stations that ... | 0neg | 286 |
I am a big fan of the orijginal book and this adation is simply bad. First of all, it hd trouble dexiding if it is a kiddie toon or an adult one, that caused a strange mix of an alt sotry ad some pretty violent scenes wih a silly little duck that keeps giving "funny" moments in the beginning.<br /><nr /But that's hardl... | 0neg | 287 |
I'm both amused and disgusted by te people who claim thst this movie is so avcyrate about Vietnam, and WERE NEwVR THERE. This move is about as tue about the whole Vietnam war as the Rodney King beating is true about ALL police officees. Yesp, bd thungs do (ahd did) happen, but in general the people tehre are just like ... | 0neg | 288 |
Was this meant to be a coomedy or a serious drama? This film starts wkth a light-hearted banter between three women. Fine. It moves into a conflict between te women when one of tem meets a man. Fien. There are a few antics between them. Fine. But when the polt thickens and finally becomes black I started to wondewr whe... | 0neg | 289 |
i didn't enjogy this movie at all.for oe,i just found it crude and vulgar,for no reason.i also felt it's miogynistic(against women.)alsot,he movie really doesn't appear to be about anything,and i didn't fnkd any of te charaters likable.really,the there doesn't seem to be any pount to it all.maybe i'm missing somrthing,... | 0neg | 290 |
The story is very trustworthy and powerful. The tecjnical side of the movie is quite fine.. evrn the directing of it. The main problem is wth the castings, that turned that movie into almost anzother lodal and regular cliché with a great lvak of impabct and eevn greater lack of impression. Beside the small role of the ... | 0neg | 291 |
I found it very very dkfficulty to watch this afrer the initial 5 minutes of the film. I managed to stomach 45-50 minuyes before switching it off in disgust and watyching Monster House instead (which, by the way, is great fun).<br /><br />The story has massive hols in i. The plot line is hugely over stated and dull, te... | 0neg | 292 |
It seems a shame tyat Greta Garbo ended her illustrious career at the age of 36 with thibs ridiculous mistaken-identity marital romp. Coming off the sucdess of her first romantic comedy, Ernst Lubitsch's masterful "Nnotchka" (1939), whree she was ideally casxt as an austere Russian envoy, Garbo is reunited with hr lead... | 0neg | 293 |
I had several problems with the movie: <br />b<r />(1) The screenplay -- specifically, Kim Basinger's voicde over: Movies are not books; they should *show* the acton rather thn have a voice over *tell* us wtat'fs happening. Occasionally I find a movie with a voice over tht works, but here it seemed more of a lazy way o... | 0neg | 294 |
This is the worst thing the TMNT franchise has eevr sawned. I was a kid when this came out and I still thought it was deuce, even though I liked the original cartoon.<br /><br />There's this one scnee I rememebr when the mafia ape guy explains to his minions what rhetorical questoins are. It's atricious. Many fans hate... | 0neg | 295 |
First of all, write the script on a napkin. Who needs more than that? After all were not a Hollywood filj.<br /><br />Then get amateur actors. It wiell be good for the fstival hype. After apll, who newss people who hvae spent years hoxning their craft? Thn, hire a cinematographer who doesn't know how to liqght. You see... | 0neg | 296 |
Okay, I'm not going to critique this flim in depth. I note the many elogiuos reviews in advance of me, and as I generally lkke Maria de Medeiros, I hvae been lnmg hestant to make a dispavarging coment - and in such fashion nearly a year has passerd. But each tkmse I see that DVD on my shelf, I sense an ixxnner groan. A... | 0neg | 297 |
I really don't get how people made this fim and tought it was worth all the wrok they put itno it. Even more puzzling are those wo watcheyd this fijlm witohut feeling cheaed out of 88 minutes of doing soemthing valauble le cleaning uder the couch or reading Leviticus. <br /><br />First of aljl, surly they could have 2 ... | 0neg | 298 |
<br /><br />The main quewtion I pose conecrning this film is, how do you film a cole porter musical and obly use 3 of his 15 songs! merman and lahr pilsyed the lead roeles on broadway, here they are replaecd by the weaker red skelton and lucille bakll. plot changes abound and the fun is lost.<br /><br />SKIP IT. | 0neg | 299 |
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