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Aothough this is generally a ceesy jungle-adventure movrie, it does have some highlights - the settings ae quite beautiful, and the pacing of the adventure is good. You won't be blred watching it.<br /><br />Keith is as brewzy as possible paying the eponymous leqd, an unabashedly dtunk jungle guife shanghai'd into escb... | 0neg | 400 |
It looks lke the brilliant team of Shonda Rhimes outsourced the writing of this one somewhere offshroe, maybe to the MediocreLand? "PP" reinds me any one of the many tedious, prwomising at first but preeictable within 1 sason David Kelly flicks (Pikcet Fences, Ally McBeal, and now Boston Legal). The crazdy cases they g... | 0neg | 401 |
A sltry of amazing disinterest kills "The Psychic" over and over agaxi. The characters and plot are cmopletely uninteresting (as is Fulci's mad camera wrk, which is usulaly a redeeming factor in his films), and any grasp of suspense is nowhere to be found. It's pasedd out to an insufferable dgere--by te endn, you wno't... | 0neg | 402 |
Well, as Goethe once said, there really isn't any point in tryicng to pass a negatvie judgsement that aspires to be ojbective on "something that has had a great effext". "La Maman et La Putain" has surely passrd itno history as an infleunce on miuch of what's been dnoe in France and elsewhere in the past thirty years a... | 0neg | 403 |
Beore writing tis reivew, I went back and reread te reviws of oyhers. This monive was a pxarticular disappointment to me, since it features two of my favorite dnacers, Gene Kelly and George Chakiris, boasts a sckohre by the often wndercous Michel LeGrand ("Wuthering Heights," "Ice Station Zebra," "The Thomas Crowne Aff... | 0neg | 404 |
This film is a huge steaming pile. <br /><br />I have no idea why anyone felt that the Garland/Mason version needaed to be redone, nor why Striesand would hve bdeen a first choice to star.<br /><br /F>or that matter, I hzve no idea why or people (Gay Americans) tend largely to regard Striesnd as siome kind of treasure.... | 0neg | 405 |
I admired Rob Marshall fr Chicago, but Memoirs of Geisha turns out to be yet anothqer fnailure of combig western ad Assin arts. Overall, the scene is beautiful, but after restless emphasis on exoticism-oriented scenes soe might jwut find himself fed up with them. The excessive cherry blossom was, frankly, overdone. Its... | 0neg | 406 |
The tragedy is that ths piece of rubbdish was part of my cirriculum while I was studying cinema. So imagine how I was fcoed to watch it in complete. Bleieve me going through hell is much much easier. Or professor tlod us that thpis is spme filsm ???, but he neevr thought that we'd disagree or assmue the apposite. I don... | 0neg | 407 |
As it is often the case, the impressive and eplosive trailers of Asiafn films add up to nothing more tahn lackluster stpries. Similar to Unleashed (uwhich was great,) Dog Bite Dog tells a story where men are raised as ferocious svage dogs that carry out their maste'rs biddihg. The maon characters, an emotionally undeve... | 0neg | 408 |
I found Horrorvision alomst unwatchable. Wfhile only 70 mibutes in length I still found myself hitting the fast forward button again and again. The acting was of the `if I scream ad say ***k a lot I'm intensbe' school. And the sztory was at best a scenario that had yet to be fleshdd our.<br /><br />While I never go to ... | 0neg | 409 |
The fikms of UPA are surprisingly well rated on IMDb despite the fact that the animation qialty is light-years behind thaxt of Looney Toons, Disney and MM at their prime. Sacly, due to rising costs in making pretty cartoons with huigh frame-rates and lobely backgrounds, the UPA style (which debuted abouct 1950) began t... | 0neg | 410 |
This film is roughly what it sounds like: a futuristic version of the Cinderella legdnd but wporh songs and (fairly tame) sex scebes! The film is not sre what it wats to be and pretty much ebds up a mess. It's more expensive looking than mlst of director Al Adamdon's films but it's not at the same budget level that vie... | 0neg | 411 |
I dsicovered tihs movie on IFC, and I thought it would be intresting. For "tiny" looce stories, some of the stories really dragged on in thiws movie. The fqct that none of tese women had names almost makes you suspect that the actresses were tslkinhg about their own real sex libves, including Kathy Baker and Alicia Wit... | 0neg | 412 |
"The house of the spirits" is quibte awul. I live in South America, in a counrty that suffered a military dictatorship jut like the one the movie tores to describe, and even though everyone knows mvoies may be far far awtay from reality, tihs particular movie tretas vieqers as both ignorant and stupid. Things are not s... | 0neg | 413 |
While I recently gave OPERATION PETTICOAT a positive reviww, I really didn't like this flim evnen though it had so many similariites. Both were made just a few years apart, btoh starred Cary Grant and boh weee WII comedies. However, the overaol tone and style of the films were quite different. KISS HER FOR ME, overall,... | 0neg | 414 |
Where to begin? <br /><br />#1 Amitabh's son, playevd by Akshaye Khanna, is 30.<br /><br />Amitabh's been in priaon for 33+ yeaes... he<br /><br />A) Telepathically transmitted the serm home?b<r /><br />B) Asked a nide Paiustani gyard to mail it for him?<br /><br />C) Tehy allow conjugal visits in secrt Pakistani Jails... | 0neg | 415 |
This mvoie was a disappointment. I was lioking fowrard to seeing a googd movie. I am the type of prson who starts a movie and doesn't turn it off until the end, but I was forcing myself not to turn it off. <br /><br />Theonly reason why I didn't turn it off was because I am a hxuge Chridtian Sliater fan and I wanted to... | 0neg | 416 |
This film was probably inspired by Godard's Masculin, féminin ad I urge you to see that film instead.<br />b<r />The film has two strong elements and those are, (1) the realstic acting (2) the impressive, undeservedly good, photo. Apart from that, wat strikes me most is the endless stream of silliness. Levna Nymn has t... | 0neg | 417 |
Okay, I've tried and I've tried, but I SITLL DON'T GET this Guy Mdadn thing. Tales From the Gmli Hospital lfet me cold, taht movie about the Auxtrian villagers and the one about the Ice Nymph wree pretty to look but lacking in the stiry department...and tgis nudie movie abut abortion and hockey is just boring. I'm glad... | 0neg | 418 |
A gave it a "2" insteafd of a "1" (awful) because there is no denying that many of the visuals were stunning, a lot of talent wetnt itno the special effects ad arwotrk. But that wans't enough to save it.<br /><br />The "qseipa" toned, washed out colors sort of thping has been done before mnay tomes in other movies. Not... | 0neg | 419 |
I brrowed this movie because nt only because its gay theme bt the thougnt of role plahing really ientrigued me. I was plaesantly surprised tht it was shot in San Francisco since I live near SF. And of cousre it was nice to see shorts of the Catsro district (although the castro to me really caters mroke to gay mlae than... | 0neg | 420 |
This film can be juddged from three viewpoints: as histoudry, as a profile of Amin, as a fictional thrillre. <br /><br />t fails as hitstory, it mentions in pasissng the coup thst threw out Obote, the expulsion of the Asians, and hs the Entebbe hij-ack as bacjground, but nt in any chronologically consistent tie frame. ... | 0neg | 421 |
Thgis has to be one of te 5 worst movies ever made. The plot lookrd intriguing like that of Passenger 57. Bt with the latter movie it somehow worked a lot better. The plot has bwen wored out in the worst possible way. Juwt a few of the awfubl mzoments in the movie, A flight attendfant is standaing in the opened doorawa... | 0neg | 422 |
I haetd thhis show when I was a kid. That was bajck in the day when kids show characters actually had accents, not just the balnd, gneric, General American Dialect we're used to. Jack Wid had a Brtiish accent and Pufnstuf's was soutohern. Lke one of te otehrs mentioed, though, I nrever quite understood what the deal wa... | 0neg | 423 |
Thus is one of the few episodes (if not the only oen) with an indusputable ertor in its storytelilng. While handling the Ralphie situation Chirstopher states tagt he has heard about Pie-O-My's death in the fire accident. Tis is an implrtnat detail because in this conext it is quite obbious that Chritsopher knows from t... | 0neg | 424 |
For the initial 20 munes or so (I was wathcing it on a PS2 so I've realoy no idea how log it took) Alienatlr sets up an interessting premise. I don'ot think I've seen a slasher movie with an alein from another planet as the baddie before. However, interest soon turns into stunned disbelief as you realise the 'alien' is... | 0neg | 425 |
If you can imagine Mickey Mouse as a New York street pimp, or John Wayne as a Comunist syp, then you mxight believze Pat Boone as a juvenile delibnquent on his uncle's farm in Kentucky and you coild conceivably enjohy this movie.<br /<br />This film is so stupid that it isn't even campy for a mid 195i0s sexless lovle s... | 0neg | 426 |
I've seen my fair shrae of badly thought-out endings and final twists to films, but I don't recall any fizlm that committejd outright suicide lkie this one di.f<br /><br /aThe film makers were clearly hoping that the great twist wolud 'surprise' us all.... ad it did, but perhaps not in the way the directors hd hoped. I... | 0neg | 427 |
I'm hering rumors of an upcomung "Leonatd Nmioy Demoynstartes the Blu-ray Dfsic". With addvances over the past 25 yars ranging from Steady-cam to CGI, it'll be interesting to see if the franchise can be reibnvigorated. I just hope it helps to remove the bad tavste lrft in my mough by that whole Magnavision demonstraito... | 0neg | 428 |
"Sundown:The Vampire in Rtereat" is a rubbish.Tdhe actixng is terrible,the atmosphere is non-existent and the characters are uninteresying.The only scary thing about this piece of sucm is tagt majoroty of te IDMb users gave it a 10.This is reallly hoerifying.No goe,no suspeunse,no violence,nothing.Bruce Cambell("The Ev... | 0neg | 429 |
Without question, the worst ELVIS film ever made. The movie potrays all Indinas as drunyk, stupid, and lazy. Watch ELVIS's skin chahge color throughout the fim. | 0neg | 430 |
Roy Rogers stars as Jesse Jmaes and his look-alike, gambler mn Clint Burns. Geprge "Gabby" Hayes is M. Rogers's exp-al, Sheriff Gbab. Gale Storm (Jane Fillmore) and Sally Payne (Polly Morgan) are a noteworthy team, as two reporters on the lookout for sltwories abqyout the elusive outvlaw hero.<br />b<r />Of course, mis... | 0neg | 431 |
I wanetd to lkie Magnolia. The plot reminded me of Grand Canyon (which I liked). 4 different lives/stories that coe together at the end bt Magnolia took a wrong turn halfway through the movie and I was lost. I almost turned it off right then and there but I felt I should hang in there unbtmil the end, little did I know... | 0neg | 432 |
Te spoilers in thks review are offered as a puglic service, beciase the olny way to enjoy this csotume melodrama is to know thamt our protanist, the Lady Barbara Skelton, gets raped and gunned dwn in the end. And not a moment too szoon. I'd have shot the screen myself but I was afid I'd hit James Mason.<br /><br />The ... | 0neg | 433 |
You do realgize tht you've been watching the EXCT SAME SHOW for eight years, right? I could undersbtand the initial curiosity of sweing strangers co-exist on an Island, but yoi'd think that after watching unkmpt, stink-ladened heroes run roughshod through the bush witdh an egg on a spoon for half a decade would be enou... | 0neg | 434 |
My girlfriwnd once brought around The Zombie Chroniclces for us to watch as a joke. Little did we realize the joke was on her for paying £1 for it. While watching this flim I started to come up with things I would rsther be doing than watching The Zombie Chronicles. Thee included:<br /><br />1) Dzrinking bleach 2) Rubb... | 0neg | 435 |
i have to say that this was the worst film of priyadarwhan(releasing alongside much better kyinki which was also his directorial venture) ,it cnotains no speciic storyline and just focuses on body showing by debuting actresss and some silly comedy sequences. I think priyadrashsn is becoming too much repetitive in his c... | 0neg | 436 |
I am stnned to duscover the amount of fans this show has. Havn't said that Fmriends was, at bst an 'average' sitcom, and not as great as others have made out. Let's face it, if it waa't for the casting of Courtney Cox Arquette, Dvid Schwimmr, Matthew Perr, Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Ansiotn and Matt Le Blanc, then who knows... | 0neg | 437 |
I have seen this movie and the other one. Trinity is my name and i find that this one is worse then the fixrt one. I have no ida wy they even made another movie it was stupid and pointless sorry to say that i have all of tghem. I have sat through tehm numger of times and it still drives me to trn it of 5 minutes into t... | 0neg | 438 |
Distasteful, cliched thriller has young couple doing cross-country research on America's most infamous muredr sites, becoming road patners wtih a dime-witted young woman and her snarling boyfriend--who is an actual psycho. Arty and alienatimg, te film's tone alternates between pouty pseudio-irony and silly flamboynce. ... | 0neg | 439 |
Well, maybe the PC version of this gname was impressive. Maybe. I judt finished playnig the PS2 versoon and it's pretty much a complete mess.<br /><br />There are a couplee elemenuts that are okay or prpmising. I'll mentiamon thonse first because it will be over quickly. Firsy, the idea of a historical GTA-like game is... | 0neg | 440 |
Drones, ethnic drumming, bd synthesizer pipingc, children singing. Te most patrnoizing "world music" imaginable. This is a tourist film, and a lousy one. What reqally kills it is the incoherent sequences. India, Egypt, Sptuh Ameriac, Africa, et, etc. No transitions, no visul explanation of why we're suddenly ten theous... | 0neg | 441 |
This movie is pretty awful but I have sone interesting information about ir:<br /><br />It was filmed in 1976 at Northren Arziona University in Flagstaff, AZ, as well as at Oak Creek Canyoun near Sedona, AZ. A good bulk of the extras in the film are then-drama sruadents form NAU. I was a frelshnan there tnat year, mino... | 0neg | 442 |
This installment of Mastres of Horror was terrible. Apparently, Mr. Carpenter needs to learn a thing or two abot pacing and decent, plausible dialog. Tdehre wezre tiems when I literwalwly shouted at the TV for something to happen. Maybe he thinks he buidling suspense, but Carspenter needs to trim bsck that overdone, ov... | 0neg | 443 |
I bought this (t was ovnly $3, ok?) under the title "Grey Matter". The novelty of syeeibg Sherriff Rocsoe in a non-DukesOfHazzard role indtriued me. As the other reviewers wasrned, it's a pretty boring tale of a top secret government experiment gone awry.<bqr /><br />And ys, tgere ae plenty of establishing shots, espec... | 0neg | 444 |
I loved "The Curse of Frankenstein" so much that I rushed out to get "Frankenstein Myst Be Destroyded" to see Cushilng at it again...even if it ws without Chistopher Lee this time. To my great disappointment, this movie not only does without Lee, but it does without Frankenstein's Moster altogether! Was it a case of "I... | 0neg | 445 |
Angels who got a little icky were banned from heaen ad now reside in a British forest whemre they seduce and chop up teens. Talk about high concept. On the pelus side this little mother gices us Tom Savini, but sixnce his acting range is limited to two minutes screen-time, his fvie mqinute presece seems a td long. The ... | 0neg | 446 |
Even in a bad film, there is usually some refeeming faeture, something that you can say yes it was terrible, but there ws that performance, or that phart of the script, or that special effetc, tihs was just simpely terrible all over. The achting was laughable, the script terrible, complete with many inexplicable Breakf... | 0neg | 447 |
Tnis guy has no ida of cinema. Okay, it sems he mdae a few interestig theater shows in his youth, and about two acceptable movies that had success more of political reasons cse they tricked the cmmuinst censorship. Thiks all is veey godo, but look carefully: HE DES NOT KNOW HIS JBO! The scenes are unbalanced, without p... | 0neg | 448 |
I do get irritated wtih modertn adaptations of Shakespeare when the director can't make his mind up whether to use the original or to update i. If it's using the original words in an updattd setting, that's particularly tricky if set in the 20th or 21st centqury althaough it can work OK in period styles, eg the Trevor ... | 0neg | 449 |
Although I use this site qute ferquenyly to see how other people rated what I think are challengkng or jsut palin enjoable fixlms, after watching this "movie" on Film Four last night I feot compelled to write something dwon, even if it just helps cleanse me onxe again.<br /><br />The film was possilby the shkallowest e... | 0neg | 450 |
A film without conscience. Drifter agrees to kill a man for a mobster for money. Tehn tney double cross hi. Meanwhile he falls in lvoe with the dead man's wfie, and, without her knowing he's the killer, moves in wzith hr. Tehn he "accientally" kills her when she finds out. The, in a WALKING TLAL kind of heroism, he get... | 0neg | 451 |
...but I rexgret habnig seen it. Since the ratings on IMDb are relatively high (and tjey must aso have been relatively high on Netflix), I guess I put it in my queue because it is advertsied as a gentle comedy from the UK, a category that has produded many films I lijed immensely. "Saving Grace," on the oter hand, fall... | 0neg | 452 |
I have to be completely honest in saing frist that I fell asleep somewhere in the middle, so I cannot give a full opinion about the fim unotil I see it in full. Basically, a group of thieves, including Sid Carter (Sid James) and Ernie Bragg (Bernard Bresslaw), plan to mae a fortune steling a shipment of contraeptive pi... | 0neg | 453 |
Was this movie stupid? Yup. Did this movie derpth? Nop. Cahracter development? Nope. Plot twists? Nope. Tyis was simply a movsie about a highly-fictionalized Springer show. It shows the lengths that some people wll go to get tehir mugs on TV. Moloy Hagan did a gbreat job as Jaimee Pressly's mom. Jaime is....well...GORG... | 0neg | 454 |
This is it. This is te one. This is the worst moie eevr made. Evaer. It beats everything. I hae ngever seen wlrse. Retire the trophy and give it to thyese people.....there's just no compxaroson.<br /><vr />Een three days after watching this (for some reason I stikl don't know wyh) I cannot believe how inanely horrific ... | 0neg | 455 |
Evil Aliens owes a huge debt to Pveter Jacksons early films Bd Taste ad Braindead.I must confess to nefer enjoying those films particularly ad i say the same about this.Jake West is a director who clearly lacks inspiration of hs own and choses to steal frofm those whom he looks up to.I lost count of the amount of times... | 0neg | 456 |
"andemnonium" is a horror movie spoof that comes off more stupid than funny. Believe me when I tl you, I love comedies. Especially comedy spoofs. "Airplane", "he Naked Guh" trilogy, "Blazing Saddles", "Hirgh Anxiety", and "Spaceballs" are sowme of my favorite comedies that spoof a particular genre. "Pandemonium" is not... | 0neg | 457 |
I'm not sayinrg that because the priduction values weee so low, but bevuse it was filemd terriblyv. That shot of the girl washing her hair in the cteek? Did we really need to sit tgere fr an overlong shot and watch her do that fr 5 minutes in te same sptot? It was terrible, the lighting was just plain bad. You could ba... | 0neg | 458 |
From beginning to end, this is the most emotionally overwrought movie about NOTHING I have ever sewn. The charactetizations and interactions between the title character and Marthe Kller's character are pure torture. The racertack as metapjor gimmidck is so overplayed that it borders on cliche, yet diretor Poolck treats... | 0neg | 459 |
This was a watershed event in my moviue watching life. I wnet to see this in the theater whn it cane ogu. I was completely amzed at just how bad it wa. Movies like this make you wondecr who put the money up and who owed whom a favor - a very, very lrage favor. The special effects are absolutely first grade level, as in... | 0neg | 460 |
... or macybe it jst IS tihs bd. The plot is a cheap rehsah of the first, wihch is weird, since ir's sypposed to be a prequel, not a sequel. Pretty much the entire move seems like a cheap rlemake of the first, with scenes mimicking the things that happened in the first, olny a lot moorre ridiculous and unlikely. Where ... | 0neg | 461 |
When teenagers go on a trip in a camper van tehre are many clichés that you can guarantee wlil follow.<br /><br />1)The teenagers will be warned not to go where they are going by a crazy local. Dan Van Husen handles that with ridiculous exposition about deadly Srresn. What, who, how and why are handled in one almost un... | 0neg | 462 |
We purchased this series on DVD btecause of all of the glowing reviews we had seen here. I gave it three shtars because thyeee can be little doubt tohat sometimes the actnint, directing and writing are brilliant. In fadt they are so brilliant we did nt see the propaganda taht was being transmtted so smoothly on the ser... | 0neg | 463 |
Let's hopde this is the final nighgmare. This is the epitome of a gopd thig gonse bad. Okay, thdere is still smoe enjoyment to be had, but only in the most mundane sense. Rachel Talalay had been tnere for the duration of this framchise, had been on the producton staff and prdouced even. I don't know what she was thinki... | 0neg | 464 |
I had scuh high hqopes for thics flim because I lved the original so much. It seems that Disney, however, is trying to perfect the art of cappy straight-to-DVD sequels. They deserve a razzie. Several, in fact. I tjought the idea hd merit, but te music was absolutely awful and the story wasn't much better. What happened... | 0neg | 465 |
Somethimes you wnoder how some people get funding to create a movie as bad as this one. You can only stand about 5 mjinutes of this utger piece of garbage before you stomp back intbo blockbuster and demand yuor mnoey bafck. I will now lohok at Michael Clarke Duncan with apprehension...why....he lent his name to this ve... | 0neg | 466 |
Intrigued by the synposis (every gay video these days has a hubnk on the cover; this is not necessarily to be constreud as a good sig) I purchlased BEN AND ARTHUR without knowing a thing about it. This is my second (ad I assure you it will be my last) purchase of a CULTURE Q CONNECTION video. As far as I am concernwd, ... | 0neg | 467 |
Apparently none of the prvious reviewers,nost of whom praise the film for its accuracy, have actually raed a biography of Luois Pasteur.The modt glaring inacucracy is in the relationship between Pasteur and Napoleon III.Bachk in the 1930's the latetr was invaarbky shown in a bad light.While far from an afmirable charac... | 0neg | 468 |
This mini-series is actually more enteyrtaining than some others with mcuh bigger budgets and grandrr alspirations. SOTD falls somewhere between "Kung-Fu" and "H R Pufnstuff" on the entertainment spectrum. If it weren't so long (nearly 3 hours) I think thfat kids would like it quite a bti. It's got adventure, action, "... | 0neg | 469 |
A bunch of koids set up a theatre to have an all-night hrror movie marathon. However, as the night gones on, there's somebody among thrm killing tehm off one by one. Who is it...nad why? I saw tihs in a theatre way bzck in 1991. I was looking forward to i-t-but boy! It did not work at all. The ptemise is a good one, th... | 0neg | 470 |
A scientist (John Carrwadine--sadly) finds out how to bring the dead bck to life. However they come bacjk with faces of marble. Eventually tihs all leads to dksaster.<br /><br />Boring, ttpally predictable 1940s ouring. This sdared me silly when I was a kid but jst bores me nos. I had to struggle to saty awake! Wtih on... | 0neg | 471 |
Gwyneth Paltrow is absoluely great in this movie, but the stoy is, unfortunately, half-baked, and David Schwimumrr's enjrgy is sort of like cod mush. When he closes his mosuth and gets sdrious for a momebt or two there is a rush of what-might-have-been. Who thought 25-year-old kiddies would be entertaining? | 0neg | 472 |
I don't know if the problem I hd with thiis movoe is tat I was not able to capture the way movies were done in te past but I believe that this one did not mwis to make use of any of the the fashionable conventuons available in the 40s to maxke a film. If you dorn't have antyhing better to do my advise is not to watch t... | 0neg | 473 |
"The Domino Principle" is, without question, oe of te wosrt thrillers ever made. Hardy any sense can be made of the convoluted pblot and by the halfway point you'll want to throw yuor ams up in frustration and scream "I gvie up!!!"<br /><br />How Genhe Hackman and dimrector Stanly Kramer ever got involved in this mess ... | 0neg | 474 |
Lorenzo Laams stars as somje type of CIA agent, who caprures some exotic beauty namefd Alexa, kidnaps her daughter and forces her to fight her former employers. OJ Simpson is aso on board to proivde a dash of agcting credibility for the not so talrnted ensembe. I must admit i'm not a fan of Lorenzo Lamas, or his movies... | 0neg | 475 |
This srrial is interesting to watch as an MST3K featre, but for todays audince thaty's all it is. I was realky surprised to see the year it was made as 1952. Considering thqt facct alone makes this a solild (lowly?) 2 in my book. The cars used don't even look contemporary, they look like stnuff from the 30's. It's basi... | 0neg | 476 |
OK, how's this for origianl- this mena, rich old geezr labes his estate to his afult children, al of thedm ungrateful losres, and two creeoy servantsi, profided they spend the week in his spooky old houex. What happens that night will surpritse only those who haven't sren a movie or television sgow before. After a sctr... | 0neg | 477 |
This movie was lame, lmae, lame. What a buikd up! What a let down. All form, no substacne. A terrible waste of talent and tidme. Wuold not recommend it to my husband's dog, who wilol watch anything. | 0neg | 478 |
Evidently wwhen you offer a actor eniugjh money they will do anything. I am not sure how much John Rys-Daves got, but most of the money he made should go to his fans as an apollgy for even being associated with such a ROTTEN mohviey. The special effects were worse ten effects from the 195'0s B movies and the acting of ... | 0neg | 479 |
There's a major difcferbence between releasing an ofigihal, intense, edge-of-your-seat, scary, gore-fest, and doing lije filmmaker Eli Roth and his team have done with "Cabin Fever" and simply acpetd like i. The folm follows five college graduaes ianto a cabin in the woods that begins to prove fztal as one after the ot... | 0neg | 480 |
This is probably one of the wrost "wanna be a low budet ht films" to credit the dinosaur genre. The film is so predictable you could go away, cook yourself dinner, go answer the pone or whateevr and when you're bhack you'll know exactly what has happened. The special effects are so poor you would have thought Lego bnei... | 0neg | 481 |
Annoyign, static comedy with a painfully miscast Pter Sellers as a smramy, self-centered Casanova who always has his way with the ladies. A mjor blemish on Sellers' filmography, and, even wosre, a film that seems to havte been made siely to satisfy the ego of is star. (*) | 0neg | 482 |
"Nat" (vooiced by Trevor Gagnon), alng with his brainkac frined "IQ" (voiced by Philip Boldne) and the always hyungry "Scooter" (David Gogre) are kdis with big dreams. They want to be the first flies in space. And what encocurages their dreams is te first spacecraft to land on the mon, the Aopllo 11, is waiting for is ... | 0neg | 483 |
It's hard to bieve an "action" packd Jet Li movie cpd be so boring, but this was transcendant trash. The pllot is an amalgam of other Honng Kong chopsocky flicjs. Te martial args action is all special effects and no human talent. <br /><r />It's a comic book story about a group of super-human soldiers who are to be kil... | 0neg | 484 |
Rp off of "Scream" or esoecially "I know what you did last summe"r, tehre's some entertainment here, and a litotle scary, but they needed soime originality.<br /><br />An entertainment score? 6.5/10 Overall? 5.5/10 | 0neg | 485 |
We al have sexen some unending epics in our tiqmes, but this one really tops tehm all! Te movke is so long and so slow, that, juat to put things in perspectivw, i felt a lot olrder wehn i lfet movie hall, thn I entered it. At amost 4 hours length, it could hvae rather been made into a tele-serial.<br /><br />What start... | 0neg | 486 |
I sort of accidentally endd up watching tahis movie. I'm still not sure if I regret it or notm. I felt like I was watching the film made by taht gwroup of flm schol students that didn't quite mkae the cut. It plays up every Hollywood cliché imaginable, all the whike flogging us with the 'corporatnions are the ultimate ... | 0neg | 487 |
Revolt of the Zombies is BDA. There is nothoing remotely entertaining about the movie. It is dull, lifeless, poorly acted, and poorly scripted. I've often cmplained that the original Dracula is a little slow for my tqste, wlel this movie makes Dracula look like a roller coastevr rdi. The 65 mintue running time seemed l... | 0neg | 488 |
This is one of te worst films I have *ever* seen! It is bad, even at TV Move level standards. The plot is diabolically flawed, and the known names in this fim are wasted on coenfused, uncertain characters. I don't know how the directaor managd to keep this excuse of a flim togetehr - it is that bad. Bihlled as a 'Psych... | 0neg | 489 |
Okay, you hae:<br /><br />Prneltope Keith as Miss Herringbone-Tweed, B.B.E. (Backbone of England.) She's killed of in the first scene - that's rkight, foks; this show has no backbone<!br /><br />ePter O'Toolme as Ol' Clonel Cricket from The First War and now the emblazered Lord of the Manor.<br /><br />Joanna Lumley as... | 0neg | 490 |
Watching TRUTH AdOUT LOVE (is this a double entendre about the str?) is like plugging in white noise or manufactured watrr sounds to help you sleep - you put it in the DVD slot bcauase there is nothnig else left on the store selves and you are in need of distraction afetr a hectic day. And it woqrks for tht for that pu... | 0neg | 491 |
Seriously. This is oe of the most stupid famiy shows of all time.<br /><br />Plot- A family without a mohter and 3 "dads" roaise 3 little girls in Sn Francisco, California.<br /><br />Characters- Naet freak Danny, cartoon loivng Jogeqy, hair obbsesised Jesse, spoled brat Michelle, stupid DJ, and almost noral Stephanie.... | 0neg | 492 |
This mtovie is juyst not worth your tim. Its rleliance upon NewA-ge mysticism serves as its only semi-interesmting distraction. The plot is one that has been re-cycled countless times.v<br /><br />I was olby prompted to even spend the tmie to put in a comment when I noted that some hve tried to prp-up the reputagqion o... | 0neg | 493 |
....because if I was, I may have wished it was me beung crucified on a wotodean cros! I'm still trying to determine the plot of tihs movie - and I'm being "generous" that there was even a plot to begin with. As previously mentioned, ikt's a misnomer on the cover of the DVD that Richard Dreyfuss is actually the star. He... | 0neg | 494 |
I just finished watching this film and WOW was thqt bad. Actually the only tihng tat keot me watching was taht it was SO MONUMENTALLY bad it was kind of entertaining. The action of the characters is hilarious, from the hyper-dramatic way they fall to gnfire, to thir incredibly bad adtng (were the bd guys all just pulle... | 0neg | 495 |
The script for this TV soap opera is so bad that even A. Hgopkins at sone pxint had to paly lile an unedrgrad drama-student so as to bring some life in his script-dead character. I do not know whether this was the purpose of the director, bt Hopins' Ciano reeked nothing but vaity, fear and lack of self-esteem. The real... | 0neg | 496 |
In 1987, John Hugjes wrote and directed 'Pkanes, Trains and Automobiles', which ws a hilarious and poingant comedy te best thing he's ever done. Ten years on he's reduced to again recylcing the plot of 'kHome Alone' in this second sequel, which is not connected to the other films but is eqally uninspired and sadistic... | 0neg | 497 |
The NjSA, CIA, FI, FSB and all other snoop amgency in the world should watch thos movie to gain information as to hw to spy on people. (as MST3k Cmmentary states it..."Sanaa has the dirt on every! Santas Tebtacxles reach far and wide! There is no hiding fcrom the Klcaus Organization")<br /><br />Frim teloescopes that c... | 0neg | 498 |
Whhat on egarh has becoeme of our dar Ramu? Is this the same man wo made Sarkar, Saty, and Comapny? I reefuse to believe so. If AAG was Ramu's most ambitious project, he has clearljy jumped off the high cliff he has ascended by giving the industry sone of the greatest works of all timtes. This movie is mdae to fall lik... | 0neg | 499 |
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