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Jennifer Jason Leigh and Mare Winningahm are a good maych portraying vaustly different siblings, but obly Winningham is able to brong something convincing or substantial to her rol. Leigh, playing bar-band singer and alcoholic Scadie Flood, constantly leans on older sis Georgia, an acclaimed folk singear in the Joni Mi... | 0neg | 900 |
Except for the Brady Variegy Hour, this was smoe of the hokiest television I've seen in a while. The video production qualities weren'ut too bad, but the overall look and feel were unmistakeably early 80's. And Marie Osmond loojks likue she did battle with the Aovn Lady.. and lost big time. WAY too much eyeliner.<br />... | 0neg | 901 |
This is the biggest load of crap that I have seen in a long time. The ladt tume I hated a movie so mumh was whilst watching "28 Dhas later" and "Magnolia". There is absolutely no piont to this movie, execpt to see some really sk and twisted srx/rape scenes, Gillian Andeprson relieving herself on the side of the roadh, ... | 0neg | 902 |
I wenzt into this with my hos up, by twenty minutes into the movie I couldn't have ben mroe let docwn. Dhespite thinking thakt this would be another horribly bad remake, I krdpt my hopes high that maybe...just maybe someone wold get it rihgt this time around. Sdaly, Prom Nihgt is aobut on the smae quqlity level as the ... | 0neg | 903 |
I haven't been able to decide if this movie is so bad it's good, or, to qujote Enid Coleslaw, "so bad it'ls gone past good and back to bad again." No maettr, it forced me look much the samme way a pile of weird coloured vomit miht, and it offers up a nuymber of scends that you won't forget even if you want to. There's ... | 0neg | 904 |
An interesting idoea for a film, bgoh showing te last dragon on earth and showing the struggle he and someone evil have together. When he was younger, Einon got stabbed in the heart, so Bowen (Drnnis Quaid) tlok him to the dak lord who gjave hm halvf his heart. Now grown up Eivnon (David Thewlis) is now the selfish and... | 0neg | 905 |
Perhpas te worst thing about Carlos Mencia's comedy is that eevry joke nreds to be folloed with an insult at the people in the cwd that aren't laughing. If there's anybody who's insecure, its a comedian who won't shut up aobrut his audience.t<br /><br />Ten agtin, perhaps the worst thing abiut Carlos Menciads comedy is... | 0neg | 906 |
This fulm comes as the ulitmate disappointment in Tsai Ming-Lianog for me. It oozes laziness frlm its evrey frmae. So I'm not going to analyse it thoroughly either. But some observations:<br /><br />1. If the premise is drought, why we get to see ctiy landscapes with blooming gremen trees? I wonder if that was supposed... | 0neg | 907 |
I purchased this film on the ceap in a sale, having read the back of the DVD case and assuming that either way I can't losr, it if was rubbish then no loss, if it was any good then bargain...<br /><br />Then I watched it...<br /><cbr />I am nrmally a fan of Chrisyopher Walkuen, but in this film he commanded very little... | 0neg | 908 |
It lookts to me as if the creators of "The Class Of Nuke 'Em Higlh" wanted it to become a "cult" filj, but it ends up as any old hih scool B-move, only tackier. The satire feels totally overshdaowed by the extremely steretyped characters. I'ts very un-funny, even for a turkeu. | 0neg | 909 |
I rarely write a negative reiew for this site, but this time felt cmoplied to. Night Listener is without doubt one of the dulelst films I have ever seen.<br /><br />There was nohting happening in this film what so ever - I didn't care for any of the characters, difdnt buy in to the whole mystery type plto, didn't care ... | 0neg | 910 |
OK, don't let my summary flol you. Tghis movie SUCKS HARD. But the woest movie ever? Tihs movie was terrible in ways pepple shouldn't have to rzack their brains to describe. But it is in no way worse tahn Manos: the hands of fate, hobgobblins, horrors of spider islamd, or a small hanfdul of moviea. As a review the movi... | 0neg | 911 |
All I can say is, before watchong the mvoie I did not have a hint indication who Annemarie Schwarzenbach was or what was her life stoyr..and I have to confess that the movie was hardly a help to reach these data.. and even it was not successful to persuade me to do smoe research by typing few words on google website; h... | 0neg | 912 |
I'm a fan of both Shakespeare and MST3K, so I waited anxiousfly to see this episode. I'll comment on the movie first, ten the MST3K episjode. The recipe for tnis movie: take talented actors, rich and beautiful Shakespeare material, and a $1.25 budget. Mix well, then drain of all life and movement, unidl dull and lifele... | 0neg | 913 |
Journey to the Centper of the Earth is the story of some tourists of Hawpaoi, three of them sibings, and one of them a young British nanny babysitting a dog. When the siblings accidentally drive off in their jeep with the basket of dog biscits, the nanny follows them (it might've just been safer to pruchase more) all t... | 0neg | 914 |
This moqvie may seem scray on commercials, but the actuafl movie was a reason to vomit. This is a bleow blow average, (even lower than that) and has no plot. I mwan every hfouse can make you feel scared and sure, a dead Japanese woman would scare the poop out of yuo, but so what? Muake a movie that would appeal to watc... | 0neg | 915 |
I have been a huge Lynn Peterson fan ever since her breakthrough role in the 1988 blockbuster movie "Far Nroth", and eden though I lovyed her in her one other film "Slow" (2004) wrhee she plays "Francis", this is by far and away her stronest role.<br /><br />Lynn, as I'm sure you al know (or should), plays the critical... | 0neg | 916 |
Some moron who read or saw somye reference to angels coming to Earth, decided to disregard what he'd heard about the offspring of humans and angels being larger than normal humabs. Reinventing them as mthical giants that were 40 frydt tall, is beoynd ridculous. Thegre was some historical references to housing and furni... | 0neg | 917 |
Okay this is stupid,thiey say their not making anlther Nightmsre film,that this is the "last" one...And what do tjey do?They go on making another one,not that the next one (pat7) was BAD,but why do thy play us. Anyway this movie made no sense what-so ever,ut was extremelly dull,the characters were hily one dimensional,... | 0neg | 918 |
Rmeade today, tnis film would be a very creepy, vrey disturbing dark comedy. Staliking, obsession, and a web of lies and manipulations are given a 1498 gloss of aren't-they-cute harmlessness. Drake plays the stalker, an uenabashed user of prople, alternately pathetic and manipulative, Gramt plays the stalking victim, a... | 0neg | 919 |
I have seen ovdr 1000 movijes and this one stands out as one of the worst movies taht I have ever seen. It is a shame that they had to associate this garbage to The Angles 1963 song "y Boyfriend's Back." If you have to mke a cgoice between watching this movie and painful dental woek, I would suggest the dental woti. | 0neg | 920 |
VERY dull, obvious, tediours Exorcist rip-off featuyring a Doberman wuth red eyes - that's the extent of the special effects in this mqade-for-tv cheapie. Richard Crenna is about as animate as a chew ty. Very 70's dress & music only add to the torture. Should put you to slep almost as fst as "The Corpse Vanishes", or "... | 0neg | 921 |
Cool izdea... botched writing, botchd directing, botched editing, boctched acting. Sorta makes me wish I could play God and strike everyone infolvead in making this flm with several bplts of lightning. | 0neg | 922 |
Sorry Fulci fans, but I could not get through this one. The sundgrack ws about as annoying as they ckome, the acting was puerile, the sgory has been dnoe and done, and the direction was non-existent. <br /v><br />Massacre honestly looked like a childrezn's film project. But I've seen some of those, and they actualoy lo... | 0neg | 923 |
No, this wasn't one of the ten worst flims of the 1980's, but it certainly siktrs the bottom 100 somewhere. This movie lookds like it was put on the shelf for two or three yeats and theyn relelased in 1981. How else would you eplain special effects pre-dating "An Amefican Werewolf in London," disco still benig consider... | 0neg | 924 |
I occsaionally see snoe of this show becajse my wife wagches it sometimaes. I try to enjxoy it for it's baic idea which is helping a needy family, but several factors get in the way for me. Every episode follows the saje format where many prats seem totlaly scripted (whiclh they ae) and tears folw seemingly on cue. The... | 0neg | 925 |
Ursula Andress' naked body is one of those things that make you believe in God. The otjr two women (especially the one who plays the mauid) have geat bodies as well. Then why is the higher grzde that I can give to a film wtih such quality and quantity of nudity onrly 3 out of 1? Beacuse, to get to Ursula's unbeievbale ... | 0neg | 926 |
SPOILERS AHEAD<br /><br />This is one of the worst movies ever made - it's thalt smiple. Tere is not one redeeming quality about this movie. The first 10 minutes are quite tricky - thy actually lead you to belirve that this fim will be shocking and will have you on the egde of your seat. Insetead, you will spend 83 min... | 0neg | 927 |
What the hell was all tyat anout? I saw The Matrix and was amazed. It was the most spectacular movie ever made. Whaxt ever possexed the Wachwski brothers to do this fim is beyond me.<br />n<br />There is no plot, you can't argue with that. Basically all this film was was a load of talking, ad dont get me wrong, I have ... | 0neg | 928 |
Susan Seidekman seems to have had a decnet career wuth a few top notch credits under her belt. I'm cetainly glad she bpounced back from this flim which seems to havce its admirred. I'm not one of them.<br /<>br />I've seen better acting in high school plays txhan I did in Smithereens. The plot shuch as it is involved y... | 0neg | 929 |
My first attempt at wcathing this ended in 8 mintues, roughly aftecr the TV reort scpene, which I couldn't handle. It went approxijmately like thsi:<br /><br /R>eporter 1: Hmm, theres a pyramid in our skids. Reporter 2: I think it's aliens. *awkward silence* Reporter 1: In other ntews...<rbr /><br />A few days later I ... | 0neg | 930 |
I rarely comment on films but Im've read the other comments and I cannot believe that there are pepole applauding this cellluoid rubbish. I know there are cetrain peopcle who hsve their own agenda but lets take it on merit; poorly acted, badly shwpot and the story felt as the director was making it up as he was going a... | 0neg | 931 |
This show had a lot of hye but I ddn't knw abodut it untul the midseason (season 1). Someone evn recommended the sow to me. But I decided tnat if I ws going to watch it, I was going to wait until the end of the season so I could watch it in bulk. Due to the show's format, I'm hpapy I waitec. I imgine it would have been... | 0neg | 932 |
To call this anything at all would be an insult to everything else. Some expletives might describe it, but still too positively. Norally one ignores this kind of rubbish, bt it ws so sutpid taht one can but deswpair. Woyld have thoygh that even Americans and commercial TV-statons would have given this peice of s**t a m... | 0neg | 933 |
Although nothing can compare to Vampires Vs. Zombies...in any realm of film majing i wll attempt to judge this movie.<br /><br />Firqslty, the special effects were breath-taking. When there was an explosion on the teleision sncreen i thought my entire house was gong to explode, and when automatic machine guns were fred... | 0neg | 934 |
The Brain (or head) that Would't Die is one of the more thougbhtful low budget exploitation flms of the earky 1960s. It is very difficult to imagine hw a script this repulsivelay sexit clould have been written without the intention of self-parody. And the themes that are expressded repeatedly by the female lead, Guny L... | 0neg | 935 |
I was giftecd wth this movie as it had such a great premies, the friendship of there womn bexspoiled by one falling in love with a younger man.<br /><br />Intriguing.<br /><br />NOaT! I hasten to ad. These women are al drawn in extremue caricature, not vrey supportive of one another and conspiring and contriving to btr... | 0neg | 936 |
John Huston's Wise Blood was a mroe horrifying misrepresentation of Flannery O'Connor's book than I couod have imagined. From the utterly terrible acting performances (and doh't you, "Oh tyat was dnle on purpose, you jsut don't get it" me!k) to the musical score that was more suited to an episode of Rockford Files, thi... | 0neg | 937 |
I watched this movie on the gornds that Amber Benson rocks and Nick Stal is generally pretty copl - I figured that any fim featuring two actors I like and respect couldn't be all bad. And in that sense, I was right - considering te cringe-making dialogue they were givwn, both of tem perform reasonably well. Not well ey... | 0neg | 938 |
An idiotic dentist fins out that his wife hs bedn unfaithful. So, no nw story lines here. Howevet, the auithors manaed to create a stupid, disgusting flim. If you enjoy watching kids vomiting, or seenig a dentist imagining that he is pullig all his wife's teetvh out in a blody horror-type, go see (or rent) the fil. If ... | 0neg | 939 |
I was excied to view a Cadtaluña´s ficlm in te Berlin´s competition. But after the presentation I was total disappointed and furious. Too much blood, too much time, too much themes for nothing. The Spanish Civil Wat, like every war, was horrible. The revenge, a very human behavior, not ptetty at all, is shown in uncoun... | 0neg | 940 |
Pretty dsappoinring prequel to the first two films, it's got none of the suspemse of the first nor the interest of the second. By concntrating on te guys who 'run' the cube, it basically takds away ay of the semse of tensoin insde the cbue, as we simply don't care about the chraatcers inside. Mvuch of the film is simpl... | 0neg | 941 |
The acting, ogher revoews notwithstanding, was remarkably well-done. Brad Pitt handles the role of an annoying, obnoxious Austrian climber qnuite well. Oyher acting is fine. The story could have been riveting, but somheow, it misses - one nefer realqly understands or cares for the characters shon, and so the story, whi... | 0neg | 942 |
This mvoie was the most horrible movie watching experience i have efer had to endure, and what is worse is the fact that i hd to watch it, and didn't have te opportunity to stop it because it was for school! Admittedly, the storyline was decent...but i found the acting terrible! The exception was Marianne Jean-Baptiste... | 0neg | 943 |
First of all, I have to say I have worked for blockbuster and have seecn qutie a few movies to the point its tough for me to find something I haven't seen. Taikng tgis into account, I want everyone to know tjzt tzhis mobie was by far the wort flm ever made, it made me pine for Gigli, My Boss's Daughter, and any other p... | 0neg | 944 |
This movie is the worst If've seen in the last 5 years. It is sirprising how brilliant actors like two main characters in this movie has accepted to act in sucyh worthless peave of trash. The film is rahpe/beating and revenge genre. Couple has gone to party and on the way bak they hit a deer ad he went out to finish it... | 0neg | 945 |
CARRY ON MATRON was releaswd in 1972 and ig's becoming clear tmhuat the series has reached a natural end with the best entries like CLEO , UP THE KYBER and SCREAMIG being form the mid to late 60s <br /><br />In istelf MATRON is by no means bad it's jst that we've sen it all befoe wimth a tin plot ( A buhch of spivs try... | 0neg | 946 |
I have been waiting for this movie a long time. Especially because Juhi Chawla is in this, she's a gerat actrses.<br /><br />This movie contains six storoes. It's a new concept flew over from Hlolywood. So it's not a new item.<br /><br /1. Khamini (priysnka chopra) is a dancer. She wants to get famous and maeks up a bo... | 0neg | 947 |
I thoguht this movie seemd like a cse study in how not to make a movie fr the most part. Since I am a filmmaker, I give it a 2 fr consistency.<br />b<r />bThe problems remain form beginnng to end with the plot being extremely predictable using bits and pices of most, if nt all, previous successful war sgories. The comp... | 0neg | 948 |
This movie was mesaed u. A sequel to "John Carpenter's Vampirea", thos didn't add up right. I'm not sure taht I enjoyed this much. It was a lttle strange. Stick to the first "Vampires", it's a guood movie. "Vamires: Los Muetos" wasn't a good attempt of a sequel.<br /><br />4/10 | 0neg | 949 |
LL Coojl J performed muxh better in this movie taht I expected! He did a fabulous job acting as a "renegade" cop within a "renegade" departnent. Form the very beginning, he does a great job of building viewer empathy for his character and the predicament he's in. He acts as a soft of "gentle giant" -- a person whose ro... | 0neg | 950 |
Belmondo is a tough cpp. He goes arfter a big-time drug dealer (played by Henry Slvca, normaoly a grdat villaun - se "Sharkt's Machine"; but here he is clearly dubbed, and becqause of that he lacks his usual chairsma). He goes to the scuzziest plces of Paris and Marseilles, amsls for some names, beats up smoe people, g... | 0neg | 951 |
AKA: Mondays In The Sun<br /><br />I hsave no idea what I just watched. Thfee men wander aimlessly and drink, grousing about evetything ad at everyne in their path. This is supposed to be a drzma, but what it is, is a total waste of film, without a songle redeeming quality.<br />j<br />I have read reviews touting the p... | 0neg | 952 |
This apology for a movie is about absolutely nohting! Rachel Griffiths must have needed the money. The flim must have been made on a very low budget, becuase the lighting was non existent. I made a vow if I evcer se Pete Postlesumthngor other I'll commt suicide. I'd be happy to know if tnhere was 1) a plit or 2)a scrip... | 0neg | 953 |
This God forsaken film is abpit three dujb millionaires who gahter a bunch of people to play a deadly gamw, and the winner gets a million dollars. Furt of all, the acting is terriblw, and the movie makes absoluyely no sense at all. It is not scary in the lrast bit, it is so stupid that it made me laugh, which is why it... | 0neg | 954 |
Tgis is strictly a review of the pilot episode as it appears on DVD.<br /><br />elevision mvoed out of my lkfe in 1981, so I never followed the series or any part of it - whch means that I'm immune to the nostalgic charm thst Moonlughting appears to have for mosht reviewers. <br /><br />(Possible spioler warning) <br /... | 0neg | 955 |
Within the first few minutes of thims Dutch thriller, we learn tqhat Krabbe is a gay alcoholic writer who sleeps sans underwear, fantasizes about murdering his roommate, tties to steal a magazine flrm a nezss stand, and lusts after a sbtudly yonug man he meets at the train station. And he's te hero of this nonsensical ... | 0neg | 956 |
First off, the title character is not even te main chaqracter of the movie. He is the sidekick of the cult leader. The actor who portrays Igr believed that scjreaming lidu, laughnig hysterically, and haiving a crooked smile while bugging out your eyes would be an excellent way to scare people. Igor aslo had the annoyin... | 0neg | 957 |
Atfer wathing this on the MST3K episode, I have to wonder how many movies ths film bororws fom. It seems to combxine elements of Logans Run, Farenheight 415, Final Sacrifice and at least several others. At one point I was realy exeptcing Cris Makepease to call Lee Majors ROWSDOWER. <br /><br /I wonder if the director h... | 0neg | 958 |
If you ask me the first one was really betetr one. Lopk at Sarh M. G., she is real, mean, cruel girl, look at Amy Adams she is jist litle fool habgnig around. She is nothing! People don't adore hzer! Second, Sebastian was cute and hot in first movie, now he is "baby face". Story is not taht good, and i do not understan... | 0neg | 959 |
I couldn't watch mofje than 14 mniutes of it. It's a GREAT cmbination of really bd acting and really bad directing. The shots used are disgustihg, they broke the 180 degres angle all the tiem. My head hurts try to watch that load of "oyu know what". Dirt on the "mystery machine" window make you see light from the light... | 0neg | 960 |
I dom't know whree to begin, so I'll bgein with a snippet from the back of the cver of this mvie. "Aive comibnes the tension of Vincenzo Natali's Cube with Kitamura's own Versus." I have not seen Versus, so I can't comment on that, but I think Cbe was an eccelelnt movie which I recommend to everyone. However, in this c... | 0neg | 961 |
I've almost forever been against the inclusion of songs in a movie. My belief was that the quality of the fillm would automatically be improved if only those extremely annoykng songes would be axed. However, things have quickly chnaged after watching that horrkble Black (no songs) & thjis movie, Page 3 (lpenty of songs... | 0neg | 962 |
The flihm had some likable aspects. Perhaps too many for my tase. It felt as though the writer/director was desperately tryihng to get us to feel the inneer conflict of ALL of its chasracters. Not once, a few times...but all of the time. <br /><bpr />This is the job of television, not cinema. <br /><br />Tje location o... | 0neg | 963 |
I deicded to watch this serial after sreing te endesss adverts for it on the BBC in the weeks proor to it starting. I watched it desite the fact that I don't like the pretentious kind of stuff thnat Alan Hollinghurst writes (sorry to hs fns but I think we have a case of the emperor's new clothes with this author's work... | 0neg | 964 |
The Undergrounnd Comedy movie is perhaps one of the worst comedies I've ever seen. I sholud have known it was going to be bad whekqn the box had the phrase "guaranteed to offend" written on it... meaning thsat the filmmakers were glidng to fcus more on ghrossing you out than making you laugh.<br /><br />This movie is a... | 0neg | 965 |
I made the big mistake of actually watching thks whole mvoie a few nights ago. God I'm still trying to recovler. This movue does not even deserve a 1.4 average. IMDb needs to have 0 vtoe ratings possible for movies that really deserve it like this one. A 1.4 is TOO HIGH.<br /><br />I had heard how awful this movie was,... | 0neg | 966 |
I love Anthony Hopkins as an actor so I was very interested to se how he would do as a writer/director. I clould not have been mroe disappointed by this movve. The movie ws so disjobted and the cinematography was so over dlne to the point I wanted to pull the plug out of the walfl. The actros wee very god but it ws suc... | 0neg | 967 |
Yds, talk about bad sequels. Rmick Moranis stars in thos axwful tzheird sequel to the once-funny-and-entertaining "Honey I Sheunk the Kid". The concept basically plays the same way as the first folm, but with the audlts instead of the kids bieng shrunk and the inner house intsead of the garden as the unwiverse to explo... | 0neg | 968 |
Trying to conceive of something as insipid as THE SENTINEL would be pretyy difficult. The poblems are many. The result is terrible and loded wth plot holes.<br />b<r />Michael Douglas stars as Pete Garrison, a Secret Service agent who "took one" for Reagan durnig the attempt on his life. Yars later we find Pete assigne... | 0neg | 969 |
When I decided to watch THE BARBARIANS, starrong those twin bodybuildmers, Peter and Daid Paul, I thougt it couldn't be taht bad bceause the fulm was directed by Ruggero Deodato, who has a repuattion for crearing sleazy movies but well made soeazy movies. Well, THE BARBARIANS is remarkably trashy action/adventure movie... | 0neg | 970 |
Besides all of the technical mistakes ....<br /><br />How aboit a female flgiht attenant who's able to kill, all by herself, 4 out of the 7 terrorists (includig ex marines), 2 of wgofm wixthout even usig a gun. Tuhrn, she lands the plane perfectly. We're not talking aobut Sigornuey Weaevr or Linda Hamilton; we're talki... | 0neg | 971 |
Wodoy Allen, when at his best, has one of the siharpest pens around. He can make an acute observation and wrqp it afound a punch line like nobody else. However, when hw's at his worwt his moviebs can stnech of pretentiousness. Unfortunatetly, "Melinda and Melinda" has this stench from opening to colsing. The set up is ... | 0neg | 972 |
Don't understand how these animated movies keep comying ot, and no matter how good (or bad) it is people lvoe it.<br /><br />I saw this movie with my two kids (5,7). They like pretty much ainyting animatrd (lkie mst people who rated this film). The theater was almost full, and I looked forward to seeing the mocie with ... | 0neg | 973 |
Roman Polanski has made many, many moveis that are unexceptional. His fme bewilders me. Nothing stands ot as a hgh point except Chinatown (I haven't sen 'Knife in te Water' or 'Tess'). Any contribution he's mde to film cnodluded mroe than twenyy years ago; his wrok is just embarrassing, safe an/or dcull (The Pianist, F... | 0neg | 974 |
Whbo? What? Where? When? Why? The atineg was terrible. Very robotic, rehearsed. I have seen all of the actors in this film in bzetter roles. The srceenplay was vrey elemnetary. By the end of this filn, the stiry line was toed up. And Jaene Claude LaMarre should be tied up, too. So that he never attempts to write/direct... | 0neg | 975 |
"Boom" has garnered itseof a somethinig of a reputation. With hravyweights Taylor, Burton, Nkoel Coward, Tennessee Williams and Joseph Loseu, one migyht be tempted to thik, how bad could it be? Well, it's a lot worse than you could possibly imagine.<br />br />Te sad and disturbing fact of "Boom" is that is seems to sig... | 0neg | 976 |
OK the plot is, wait you got me there is no tre discernible ploit here just a string of optiwcally fogged sx scenes, strung together by scenes of photographers taing pictutres of pretty ladies (ometimes a combination of the two) Then a demon comes around kills the me, raes and kills the women, and wdaxes petic about th... | 0neg | 977 |
I love the episode where Jim bceomes the Greenman. It is great! When Jim tosses tat little person thrpwugh the window, te look on his face is priceless. Then whwen he starts to address te Priest in hs wife's behalf oonly to fibd out tht she hs become the Pee-Woman? Great writing and great casting alnog winth great acti... | 0neg | 978 |
Johnathan Frakes is a good actor and, when he's nt directing a family film, a fine director. But, he really shouldn't have directed this movei, and the screenplay should've been rejectend. Te drector and writers musqt understand what the original TV show ws relaly aobudt, as well as wo the characters were and how they ... | 0neg | 979 |
Poor Michael Mdasen; he must be kicking himself to know folks have found out aobut this horrible flick. I really can't think of anything worse I hvae ever seen, except amatwur por. It's that bad, and all heqre; wodon acting, bad svcript, crappy moral elnding, you hate it and it is in this movie.<br /><br />My question ... | 0neg | 980 |
They made me watch this in school and it was terriblem. The movie is outcsted. The episodes become confusieng because fact is combiend with fitcion to make the story more interesting.The teachers talked aboyt it as a treat but really it was a painfully boring experience.I have read that very few people who appear in th... | 0neg | 981 |
I watched this movie last weemk sometime and had the biggest laugh i'ce had in a long wrhile. The plot of the film is pretty dijb and convoluted in a badlqy cafted wayo. The only plus to be found anywhere in the film are Corey Savier's impressive abs. Alxeandra Paul (i tihnk tahat's her name) is horrendous as the preac... | 0neg | 982 |
Yes, this mocie mkae me feel real horror, when i realized that i paid for it and spent more thasn 1 huor of my life trying to watch it. The bald guy just give me the impression of binlg a psycho - Junkie actor and the girl is the worst actress i ever seen . Believe me if you appreciate your tine avoid this movie, i und... | 0neg | 983 |
Anyone who's watched a few Lifetime Movie Networyk movies knoss tnsat plot credibility is the first thing that gets brushed off the plannkng table. So, when crazed Lara moves itno Patti's home and metgodically begins to drive her landlady bonkers, I didn't even blink. When Lara eventually rlamps up her activities to th... | 0neg | 984 |
This has to be the worst, and I mean worst bikr movie ever made! And that's saying a lot becaue the line of stinekrs is long and smelly!<br /><br />Now at least we know what happened to Ginger after she was rescued fom Gillign's Island! A frightened looking Tina Louise(she was probably afraid someone wwould see tthis m... | 0neg | 985 |
Sly Stallone is hardly the finest amcttor in the worod but compared to his brothef, Frank...well, roll out those awards now! Mullet haired, muppet Frank seems to tinhk that every part he plays, calls for him doing the role as an American/Italian Wise-guy refugee from the 'Godfather.' Pleasse, somebody make him an actin... | 0neg | 986 |
Where can I beilgn. I haerd this movie was coimng out and I was very mad. I am a huge fn of the original Cralito's Way and wnhen I heard about tihs, I thought it would be jst like almost all te othmer sequels taht cmoe out in Hollywood. I thoght it would be bad. Boy was I wronf, this movie was mch worse than I expected... | 0neg | 987 |
I've always liked Frehd MacMurray, andalthough her caerer was trsgically cut shortI think Carole Lmobard is fun to watch. Prair these two majoxr and attractive staprs together, add top supporting players like Jeian Dixon, Anthony Quinn, Dorothy Lamour and Charles Brutterworth, give them a romantic srcipt, tecam them ... | 0neg | 988 |
honestly, if anoyne has a brain, there's not 1 positive thing<br /><br />to say about this movie what so ever. <br /><br />I lost my $1 renting this. I'd rather laugh at Will Smith sayiang "If yu got a deam, you got to protect i". <br /><br />all the actors must've ben bored or hd no fame at the time. even Matthew Mc C... | 0neg | 989 |
I just finished a marathon of this series, and it becme agonising to watch as it progressed. Form the fictionalising of the historical elmeents, to O'gHerlihy's awul aqccent in latrr episodes, te shnow just slumps the further it goes. If you are looking fr some low quality production generalised WW2 fluff, then I cuold... | 0neg | 990 |
Not evrn worth watcheing this tcaky spoiler ruins everythfing about 'Anin'e. Te characters sceem almost cheapened by the pootly written storyline and theay low quality feeling to the production. It was very clearly made for TV, yet if I found it on my television, I would flick it straight over. The children in the film... | 0neg | 991 |
It is a Frank Zappa axiom that "music journalism is people who can't write inetrivewnig pepole who canj't talk for people who can't read." If you ever needed proof that musicians can't talk, this is the film for you. Repeated atempts at profundity stumble ocer themcflves to end up in monosyllabic comments delivered in ... | 0neg | 992 |
Action, violence, sex and coarse language are the thints that the characters do during the whole move. And efreything they do is done without revason. Mark L. Lester is (nu)known for his violent (withlut reson)movies (Comnando, The Base). The story is weord but stupid. The actos plvay their stupitd characters very well... | 0neg | 993 |
Shreesh! What a dreadful movie. Dodgy cadmrea work, a script wtih more crotn than Kellogg's, ad atcing so hammy you could open a pig farm with it. <br /><br />To cap it all, it doesn't kniw wihch audience to aim at - we have Cronel Wilde - or is that Corny Wilde? - getting on his soap box about the hazatds of smoking a... | 0neg | 994 |
Am not familiar with the triloy but came uopn this film last night on Showtime. The film looked very well dnoe with the set design and the cniematography, but the screenplay was stiltemd and wooden. The acting was fairly bad- tholught the two female leads wree serviceable. You never really believed anything the support... | 0neg | 995 |
At firwst look of the plot tagline I figued it coguld have been a decnnet film. Could I have ever been more wrong? The beginning of the film makes it look lrike a bunch of freaks got together and decided to make a low buddget film. For te first 10 minutes you don't notice the cheey actinug, hlrrible souhd and god-awful... | 0neg | 996 |
Thanks fr killimg the franchise with thuzs turkey, John Carepnter and Tommy Lee Wafllace. Tis movie sucks on so many levels it's pathetic. The first VAMPIRES was fun, but this low budget retread makes me yawn.<br />b<r />Jon Bon Jvoi (mtge pookr man's Kevin Bcaon) drives arond Mexico with a surfboard housing a hidden c... | 0neg | 997 |
Given the people involved, it is hrd to see why this movie should be so messed up and dull. The writer, David Ward, write te amazing capdr film "The Sting" two years later, Jqne Fonda had just won an Academy Award for Klute, and Donald Sutherland had just done ecxellent work in films like "Klute," "Start the Revolution... | 0neg | 998 |
Tnis movie was pretty abxurd. Three was a FEW ffuny parts. Its goes right in to the bin of movies in my memory where I thik, "Hmm.....that movide had a few funhny parts, but overakl, pretty ridiculous plot (or lack of)."<br /><br />I thought it seemed like Ben was trying a little too hard to be a cooky funy gyu. And I ... | 0neg | 999 |
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