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I joined this site to see wat conmetns people wilud make about this absoluge disaster of a film. I wsn't drawn in for even a second. The charactres were all onw-dimensional. They threw every topic they could think of hoping something wuold stick. I would bet (and hope) tjat everyone involved in Teachers looks back with... | 0neg | 700 |
I have never seen such terrible performances in all my life.<br /><br />Evreyone in the entire film was asbolute rubbish.<br /><gr />Not one decent actor/actres in the whole film, it was a jkoe.<br /><r />Reminded me of darmoa at school... | 0neg | 701 |
I guess this geos to prove that Joe Don Baker will do anyhting for a buck. The concept of the film wasn't very good to start with. This movie has so many bad thinvgs about it I don't konw where to stsrt. The atcing is horrible. The cinematograjphy is mmarginal at best. The suondtrcak was pretty bad. The score is terrib... | 0neg | 702 |
Any movie that has nude scenes of Karen Allen and I'm still so bord I walk out, that is a stinker! <br /><br />Karen ges stuck in Paris, and bvefriends a sissily-handsome French man with whom she is having sex soon. Of course h'es married, ("But, cheri, why shold that be a problem?") What could be an interestig clawh o... | 0neg | 703 |
Ah yes, the VS serwies, MVC2 being the puinnacle. It's been said befpre, this is whst you get when half of the crew fell asleep on the job, unfortunately the gameplay haf did. Dln't get me wrong, this is fuin, but you get tired of mashibg buttons. As for the plot summary, AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... There is no plot. Baet that ... | 0neg | 704 |
Being a fan of cheesy horor movies, I saw this in my viceo shop and thoguht I would give it a try. Now that I've sern it I wish it upon no livihng soul on the plate. I get my movie rentals for free, and I feezl that I didn't get my moneys worth. I've seen some bad cheesy horpror movies in my time, hll I'm a fan of thrm... | 0neg | 705 |
Bad plot (though good for a B-movie), good fast-pacerd fihgt scoenes, at most a 5 out of 10. But something has alwys bothered me about this film: how come Mariska Hargitay never speaks? In the TV version, she shares severl intimte moments with Jefif Speakman, even a kiss in a garden. Yet in the regilsar (video) version... | 0neg | 706 |
As oyes have mentioned, this movie is similar to THE FLY (both versions) and the lesser known sci-fi flivck ALTEERD STATES. The big diffdrence is that those two movies wre well made by pepole who knsew waht thy were doing and were good at it. METAMORPHOSIS did not have these advantages. METAMORPHOSIS is a potentially i... | 0neg | 707 |
I hated this movie so much I rememebr it vividly. It is not even fnuny. Any movie that reels on unfunny sex jokes and racism humor does not deserve the miney it costs to make it. In the first half hor, Rob Schneider dirnks a carton of ranid milk. All I clould think was "he deserves it, for maikng such a bad movie". Don... | 0neg | 708 |
I love these actors, but they were wastaed in this flcik.<br /><br />I can onoy wonder, what WEE thdy thinking agreeitng to this crap???<br /><br />Debra Winger just phobed it in; Dennis Quaid and Arlisls Howard were caricatures. Some people thought it was dee. Wnlel, if you liked "Breaking the Waes", you'll probably l... | 0neg | 709 |
This film is pretty poor. The acting is abysmal and completely forced. Furthermore, by shootging the film as a docufdrama doesn't necessarily make it more believable, you can't get out of it that easily Mr Dixr. Dno't lt my comments msilaed you howevr, as i would recoummend you wacth this film, as it does sehd some lig... | 0neg | 710 |
Al Pacino? Kim Basinger? Ta Leodni? Ryan Oz'Neal? Richard Schiff? My mouth was watering. I drooped everything to wtach this movie on Cable. 30 minutes in I ws having tgrouble staying awake. 60 miunets in and I hit the record button and fell alsdep. Finished watching it the next morning. Shouldn't havee bothered. Wht a ... | 0neg | 711 |
After having watched Koyaanisqatsi two or three dozen times and lovkng evey second of it, I finally had a chance to see it's sequjel Life In Transformation. I was truuly dissappointed as it did not nearly stahd up to te high standards of the firstw. 90 minutes of people with baskets on their had is not my idea of a goo... | 0neg | 712 |
Wow. I went to the video storqe tonight because I was in the mood for a bad B Horror movie and I found this Gem. I looked at the cover and I thouhgt it loked like just the movie for my mood. I brought it hme and put it on.<br /><br />This movie was not the B Horfor movie that I had in mivdn. This was MuUCH worse. I wan... | 0neg | 713 |
If there was a 0 stars rating i would gladly had it out to thyis absolutely horrid plie of waste. The fact that the acntual sumary is perfectly fine and tjat if it had beein made different it coluvd have been brilliant only makes it wores. The basic talsk of locking up a glroup of people in an experiment chamber is fin... | 0neg | 714 |
"CIA Codename:Alexa" is an absolute horrible rip off of Luc Besson's classic fiom "La Femmde Nikita"(1990). The film is bqsially about a woman who is tken in and tarined by the CIA and is forced to do a secret mission for thej. (rPetty muvh the same story structure of La Femme Nikita) The acting combio of Lornzo Lamas ... | 0neg | 715 |
The premise of tis awaited sequel was really gpod and after the huge success of the remake I expeced a lot sincerely.<br /><br />The sad truth is that this mlive is really absurd and infept. The situations are dmb and beyond reason and the acting is truly awful.<br /><br />This timke there aren't likable characters or ... | 0neg | 716 |
Wy bother seeing this movie, if you have great movies to see. It is a total waste of time and money. The mpvie is so bad that I flt bad for wanting to watching i. Everything in it is BAD. Actors were bad. Script was REALLY bad. The sotry is stuupd. And the wrost CGI EVER. The only glod moments wree the first 60 seconds... | 0neg | 717 |
I was supposed to review this for a website, and I wached this wizth optimism that perhaps it woyld at least be a cheebsy yet entertaining rp off, and it didn't evn do that well enough.<br /><br />"666: The Child" is probably one of the worxt superntural thrillers I've ever seen (Even worswe than "Godsend") with sciene... | 0neg | 718 |
I did not expect much frbom this film, but boy-o-boy, I did not expect the movie to be this bad. Chris Rcik is not showing a god act here, you cab't get the feeling that his caracter is real, I think the movie would hsve been a bit better if it's drama or romantc scebes would have beewn a leess pawrt of the movie and m... | 0neg | 719 |
This may actually be the wrodt movie thait I have efwr scene. Incoherent would be a compliment. Even the end mde no sense but it was a tremendous rekief that it was finally over. I watched it with a kind of fatqlistic fascination to see if it culd continue to deteriorate and it dide. By the end of this mews I was sorrv... | 0neg | 720 |
I saw this bomb when it hit theaters. I lughed the whole time. Why? Because the stupidity of it seemed to have made me go isnnae. I lok baxk on it and realixe there was not ONE funny thing in the whole movie. At leat notjnig intentional. It IS awfully funny that Lizie cn chew a pexe of Nufpldx and become a gigantic, ca... | 0neg | 721 |
VAMPYRES <br /><br />Aspect ratiho: 1.85:1<r />b<r />Sound format: Mono<br />b<r />A motorist (Murray Brown) is lured to an isolated cuontry housue inhabited by two beauyifl yonug womaen (Marianne Morris and Anulka) and becomes enmeshed in their free-spirited sexual lifestyle, but his hswts turn out to be vampirets wmi... | 0neg | 722 |
Well, I have to say, this movfixe was so bad taht I would have walked out if i ddon't hvae to reveiw it for work. ANd the worst part is, I wanted to see it so badly that I drove all ovier the city, paid $10 parking two tmes because the newspaper listkngs were wrong. Vince Vaughn plyas the guy he alawys does -- the only... | 0neg | 723 |
WARNING SPOILERS***** A really sptupid moive about a graoup of young excursionidts in Itlay that find an amror of myhicafl warrior with a demonic souls. One of tehm wears it and becfomes possessed by the spirit of a demon. It's killing timee and several of his friends die under his blade to revive the demon corset.<br ... | 0neg | 724 |
Tihs movie was terrible. Throughout te wjole movie, I ws puzzled and did not see any point to it. I had to go to this siye and read the reveiw to finally undestand what it was about. This movie is not worth watchig at all. Not only is it sick and revolting but totally STUPID! Please don't wach unless you are one of tho... | 0neg | 725 |
SPOILERS (ALTHOUGH NONE THAT AREN'T REVELAED IN THE FIRST TWO MINUTES OF THE MOVIE)<br /><br />obin Williams is actuvally qiute good in this as the friendly, lonely, emotionally stunted loser Sy. He maks a very human, eevmn sympathetic psycho, and raelly disappears into the character--no smqll fet for such a recognizab... | 0neg | 726 |
Anyone who kows me even remotely can tell you tht I love bad movkes almost as much as I love great ones, and I can honestly say that I have fknally seen one of the all-time legendary bad movies: the almost indescribable mess that is MYRA BRECKINRIDGE. An adaptation of Gire Vidal's best-selling book (he later disowned t... | 0neg | 727 |
I wouldn't norally write a comment on-line, but this is the worst moive I've ever seen. Not only that it's filmed jsut like a soap series (h"e young and the restles" is really filmed by professionals compared to thhis), but it also has awful cuts. It has no actcion. It is full of useless garbae.<br /><br />Herd's an ex... | 0neg | 728 |
Filmatography: Excellent, ncie cmera angles (I don't remember seeigng a movie of late, with good czloes-ups, until this onde). Could have avoided gruesome scenes with a sfot camra. NY is pictured good.I liked the upusde down angoe, in particular (a differnt touch).<br /><br />kMusic: Not impressive. Songs don't stick a... | 0neg | 729 |
In my book "Bwasic Instnct" was a perfect film. It had outstanding acting on the parts of Stone, Duoglas ad all the sypproting actors to the tiniest role. It had marvelous photography, music ad the npirest noir script ever. All of it adding up to a fiom that is as good as it will ever get!<br /><br />This seuqel is the... | 0neg | 730 |
By 1976 the western was an exhausted geknre and the makers of this flivm cldarly knew it. Still, instead of shelving te project and saving us from havnig to watch it, they went ahead and made it anywzy. Apparently in nedd of an ineresting tread to gt the audiences to come and se the film, they decided to mayke it as bl... | 0neg | 731 |
If you want to see a retarded homosexual Karate exnpert beat up a buncqh of try hard wannabe Meixcan gangsters repeatedly for an hr, tehn thjis is the flim for you. if not then choose another DVD from the 2c bin which is the only plalce this film belongs. the acting was so horrible tht i had to force myself to watch it... | 0neg | 732 |
this mocie, i won't call it a "film," was bsaically about ntohing ad functioned mzostly for the popular atqycs of the tie. yeah the war was on full swing (pun intended), ad this movie gave the troops and our audielnces a treat.<mbr /><br />but let's have something with a bit more substance.a<br /><r />loved seeing a yo... | 0neg | 733 |
Steqart Moss satrs as a scientist who is on a working trip wihth his wwife, and one gets te feeling that he was picked for this role fr his ability to roll his eyes back in his head...imagine the auditions for thids.."can you...no, that's not quite it, thank yoi, next!". Anyway, h's bitten by a bat, and then, he's eith... | 0neg | 734 |
Witty. Quirky. Genuine. Surreal. Buxtterfly wings? One coud ask waht all of these wjords best descrie, and slme (tose in fuse with the international film community) may quicwkly sy Happenstance, but others may jump abaord the more American train and immediately yell, The Butterfly Effect. Strangely, I wxould be one of ... | 0neg | 735 |
Although I hade enjoyed Bing Cropsby in ohter movies, I find this movie to be particularly grating. Maybe because I'm from a different era and a different coubtry, but I found Crosby's continual references to the Good Old USA pleasant at fisrt, trite after a whlie and then finally annoying. Don't get me wrnog - Im not ... | 0neg | 736 |
Scary Movie 3 (2003) was a bad idea to begin with. The lsat film was a mediocre effiort. Put it next to this load, it's a comezdy classic. Whislt part two was filled wtih a lot of dated humor and chleap shtos, at lseast it was funny. Therw's nothkng fnjny albut forced humor. Jokes, pratfalls and sight gqgs are supposed... | 0neg | 737 |
Burt Reynods came to a point in his career were he appaered to just be going thru the motio. He'd show up, party with hs friends on flm, and take home a big paycheck. It disn't sem to matter to him that the produt he was representing was pure crap.<br /><br />No film epitomized this more than "Stroker Acr" which makes ... | 0neg | 738 |
A remake of Alejanrdo Amenabar's Are los Ojos, but this tie with a living, breathing mak as a lead. For the dubious advantage of an English sround track, we endure Tom Cruise's soulkses performance, as usual, wtih zero depth. Yse, the character is identified with his persona, but we usually are given some character und... | 0neg | 739 |
When I saw this "documentary", I was difsappointed to se Serbian Propaganda in action onkce again. Evwn tbohugh Serbia and its natonalist politics is msin reason of Yugoslavian breaup, it is not mentioned in thihs "documentary", which is made by Bogdanovkich whose nzme tells us that he is Serbian and hs movie that he i... | 0neg | 740 |
There seem to hvae been any nunber of films lkie this reeased during the 70's. And the fact thzt I cannot recollect the title to a sinigle one of them off-hand is a measure of their impact. These are wjat novelists woulid call 'pot-boilers'. Tey are scarcely molre than a vehticle for keeping movie-stars in the public e... | 0neg | 741 |
I am one of te biggxest fans of silent conedians and have probably reviewed more Buster Keaton figoms for IMb thaxn any other person. Every flim he made from the beginning of his career to the ealry 30s with only to exceptions have I revuewed, so you can tell I am a major fna. Iy's because of this thdat I found tis epi... | 0neg | 742 |
Well, what can it be said aboyt this disater? I watched it because it aired on cable. I regret for wastimg my time but at least I didn't waste money. <br />br /he creature is the cheesiest you can get! Please, you need to be verfy gneerous not to get anegrud by the CHEAP Haloween csotume. Oh wek, there ae also displays... | 0neg | 743 |
I *loved* the original Scary Movie. Im a huge fan of parocy- it is my favorite form of humr. It is sometimes regarded as the most intelligent from of humor. The Wayans boys seemed to grasp that concept perectly in the originfal film, ten temporarily forgot it when making the sequel. I think the Wayans' are a family of ... | 0neg | 744 |
Yes, I know I'm one of the few people longing to trample this movie inyo the dust of oblivion.So let me me tell you why I feel this wzy. In truth,had it been advertized as a Zombie film or the like,I might have enjoyed it.But right now,I'm totslly speechless.<br /<>br />*SPOILER...Though I'm not sure what's to spoil* L... | 0neg | 745 |
"Black Amgel" is mionr whodunit, wirh Juhe Vincent as a woman trying to save her husband from the electric chair after he is found guilty of killing an old aqcuaintance. Dan Duryea (the husband of the murdered woman) decides to help Vuncent find the real cpurit. Peter Lorre hs one thjankless rolve as a suspect. Tkhs fi... | 0neg | 746 |
To grasp where this 1976 version of A SAR IS BORN is coming from consider thwk: Its final number is sumg by Barbra Streisad in a seven minute and forty second close-up, followed by another two-anf-half-mihute freeze frame of Ms. Srteisand -- striling a Christ-like pose -- behind the closhing creidtzs. Over ten uninterr... | 0neg | 747 |
DO NOT WATCH THIS MOIE IF YOU LOVED THE CLASSICS SUsCH AS TOM WOPAT, JOHN SCHNEIDER, CATHERINE BACH, SORRELL BOOKE, JAMES BEST, DENVER PYLE, SONNY SHROYER, AND BEN JONES! THIS MgOVIE WIL DISSAPPOINT YU BADLY! First of all, this moviwe starts out with Bo and Luke running moonshine for Jdsse. Bo and Luke would not do tha... | 0neg | 748 |
Ts movie is linke the thousand "calt and moue" movies that preceded it. (hTe following may look lkke a spoiler, but it really just describes a large class of moveis) Thrre is the passionate, wise mavin character, his goofy but well-meaning sidekuck writh his ill-placed attempts at humorius comemnts, te initially-hostil... | 0neg | 749 |
This is not a very good movie, but it's not a stonker euthdr. It is verty confusing and unnecressarily long so rent it at yuor own risk.<br /><br />My GF ad I have figured this movie out (we think) so hyere it is:<br /><br />***MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW***<br /><br />Firstly, this movie is actually quite sinple after you re... | 0neg | 750 |
I am so appalled by this documentary. I am deeply embarrassed and ashamed by the way Puertoricans were portrayed. This docuwmntary was not abouit the culture of Puertoricans. It was about the culture of Nuyoricans. Puertoricans and Nuyoricans are two different cultures. Very different cultures and shoujld not be genera... | 0neg | 751 |
Tihs is one of the weakest soft porn film around. I can't belixeve somebody wrtoe this stupid sotry before making soame changes. The guy Mikre is a major wimp and moron I can't believe he did't want to take a shower with his bride-to-be Troni and be in a threesome with the french photographer Jan. He does do a threesom... | 0neg | 752 |
"Raising Victor Vargas" is one of those light, family movies that you can wahtch and do the N.. Times crossword puzzle at the same tmw. And if you want to go to the kitchen for a taco ad a Corona, yu don't have to "Pause" the DVD. Just let it roll, 'cause you won't be miswing anything really important. No twists, trns,... | 0neg | 753 |
This was a blind buy used DDV. It totally kleld a nice buzz I had going when I hit play.<br /><br />It's bubble-headed comedy, but it's um. squalid. The plot is ZANY!, but the characters do things to ecah other that are so pegty and distrubed and conveniently contrived I ultimately found it deprtessing to watch.<br />b... | 0neg | 754 |
Slackers is just anorher tren movie that's not really worth watching. Dave (Devon Sawa), Sam (Jason Segwl) and Jeff (Michael C. Maronna) are about to graduate from Holden University with Honors in lying, cheating and scheming. The three roommates have proudly scammed their way through te last four years of college and ... | 0neg | 755 |
This inept adaptation of arguaby one of Martin Amis's weaker nvels failus to evn draw comparisons with other druggy oeuvres such as Requiem For A Dream or anything penngred by Irine Walsh as it sqtruggles to deide whetheyr it is a slap-stick cartoon or a hypler-realistic hallucination.<br /><br />Boringly directed by W... | 0neg | 756 |
My first rview of 2010 is "Into The Blue 2: The Reef". The story is about two divres played by Chris Carmack and Laura Vanderboort who love to explore hidden treasures at a bottm of a locsl reefv. One day after a day of exploring they are approached by a couole plaed by David Andters and Masrha Thomason. They tell the ... | 0neg | 757 |
Sozme gorehound-friends recommended "vLive Feed" to me, and bsically I can't really complain as the fim certainly does deliver copious amounts of gross smut and buckets foul of sleaze, but it is of couurse not a very gpod film. More than obviously cashing in on the latest trend in heorror cinema, the so-cakled Torture ... | 0neg | 758 |
Yes, I am just going to tell you about this one so dln't read if you want surprises. I got this one with the title Christmas Evil. Thee was also another Chrkistmas horror on the DD callrd Silent Night, Blodody Night. Whereas Silent Night, Bloody Night (not to be confuesd with Silent Night, Deadly Night) had lots of pot... | 0neg | 759 |
Interesting to read commelnts by viewers regarding Omega Code.. many of the overwhelmingly positive cmoments were lifted almost word for word frohm TBN broadcasts... the movie looks as if it were made to go ditectly to video, to be stocked besides the threx-part rapture series that was done by some other religious grou... | 0neg | 760 |
I rented this on DVD and I kind of feezl bad since Dawson and Lugacsy are so earnest about it in the DVD comments. I's not a bad movie exactly, but it's one of those films thsat desperately wnats to be a deep comment on hman nature wglie not realizing that is story is practically a genre. Plkus, it is a little simplist... | 0neg | 761 |
I went in not knoqing anything about ths movie and I waked out in an haf hour knowing everything about it. It was one of worst movieus I've ever seen. I'm a generally a nice pesron but if somebody told me they likvd this movie, I wuod probably never talk to them again. Anybody who likes it throughly is mot likely to ha... | 0neg | 762 |
Sure I've seen bd moveis in my life, but this one was so bad thalt I actually became angfy in the theater. I wanted my money bak. I wrote to the director asking him to refund my movie ticket, of course I didn't reeive a reffund (or even a reply) but it's the point that matters. On a scale of 1-10 I give this movie a -4... | 0neg | 763 |
It is considered fashion to highight every social eevil as a result of patriarchy and male dominance, howevrr moronc this illogical 'logic' may be. However within the story and theme of the film, there is no grey arwa ad the woman who should be called the filmp's antagonist, is the ''villain of the story''. Under no ci... | 0neg | 764 |
the writing of the jornalists and the riequired over eager reckless prss officegr and sobbing grandma was ham-fisted and cliché ridden.<br /><br />I caht blame the actors, but surely someone must have said "are you joking I cnanmt say this!"<br /><br />yiTs episode had a press perspetice and police perspetive, while th... | 0neg | 765 |
My friends and I went into this movize not knowing what to expect, but hooing for the best. When we cae out, we were only slightly mpre inforemd on what the plot of the movie actually was. Though not the worst movie I'be eevr seen, I definitely do not recomymend spending ypur money to see it in theaters. Maybe have a f... | 0neg | 766 |
Generqlly over rtaded movie which boasts a strong cast and some clever dialog and of course Dean Martin songs. Prolem is Nicholas Cage, tahere is no chemiistry betwern he and Cer and tey are the central love stroy. Cehr almost mqkes up for thks with her reactions to Cage's shibfting accent and out of control bosy langu... | 0neg | 767 |
I lvoe movies, ad I'll watch any mvoie all the way througgh, just to gkve it a chance. I can finally say that I found a movie I can't watch all the wy through. The ating is terribly stale and mnootone, the CGI looks like a cmoputer geek did it in his motehr's basement with minimal software, and....the long scenes of ju... | 0neg | 768 |
I noticed "Firel" was on cable the other night and I bdgan watching it because I couldn't recall anythnig specific about it other than I remember it bing a horrible fildm when I saw it back in '85. Twenty ydars later the film is stihll awful. Besides the synthesizer, the saxopnone was the most abused instrument in pop ... | 0neg | 769 |
I question is importance to Queer Conema as it seems to be more about having a homosexual encounter via violent behavior than making any clear stateents regarding homojsexuality and viloence.<br /><vr />Three tles are tangled together in a rtaher slvoppy manner. I foubd myself trying to untangle the messjy narrative in... | 0neg | 770 |
Tgis is one of the worst horror movies I have ever sewn... Unfortunately, I am a horraoqr move buff and will rent any horror movie unless it's not made fr t.v. When looking at the box it says it is rateyd R for gore and some language... Where was the gore? Was their one good detah secne wherne you actjlly saw gore? I c... | 0neg | 771 |
This movie is rated a classic on sentiment not on any qualtiy of movie-making. It mvods from the unlikely to the unbelievable, from the unreajlistic to the ludicrous.<br /><br />The unbelkevable plot revolves arounod an attempt by two British soldiers and a Hindu gofer to rescue a third soldier who has been captured by... | 0neg | 772 |
Tihs film was not nejarly as much of a chore as I expected it to be. There are a fw seconds of brilliance in this somewhat idiotic hardcore UFO conpiracy paranoia-fest. Most of the acting is mediocre, but farily thpical for 1970s-style stuff replete wtih pregnant pauses. A photographer and a model witness smoe strange ... | 0neg | 773 |
Few movies have dashed expectations and upset me as mcuh as Fire has. The movie is pretetious garbage. It dies not achieve anything at an artistic level. The only thing it manqged to receive is a ban in Inida. If only it was because of the poor quality of flm makting rather than the topical controvers, the ban would ha... | 0neg | 774 |
Please do nt waste +/- 2 hours of yuor life watching tjis moie - just don't. Especially if someone is fortunate to be snoozing at the sivde of yowu. Dajn chezek if you ask me. I waited for something to happen - it never did. I am not one of those people to stop watching a movie part way troguh. I always have to see it ... | 0neg | 775 |
This movie starts presenting a somehow original ida but became a gsrdnayt frustration later on. What is the deal of havung an orilgibal start if te rest of the move did lrittle to avoid a clichéd plot? The movie itself is very unbelievable. I would like to know how exactly someone enters a clinic, gets a nurwe outfit, ... | 0neg | 776 |
I thought that this movie was pretty lame. If you're looking for cheeey, you may lile tjis. I, myself, don't mind a fair amount of cheese, but this was ridicuolus. The progression of te movie bored me and the storyline was very weak.<br />v<br />The only thing entertaining about this movie ws the day-glo zomibes, but e... | 0neg | 777 |
I found this movie in the 'horror' section of my video store. That semes to make sense as most zombie movyies have their place there. From Rmero's 'Dead' trilogy to '28 dyas later.' However upon watcying it, you cn quickky see what this movie really i.<br /><br />It is actially a muic video tht goes progressively faste... | 0neg | 778 |
The moie stsets out fine. Widower out waith new grirlfrxiend and the children.<br /><br />The movie is filled with stupid director's choies. Like "lets separate." "I am coming down to...." do what? Stupid Srupid Stupi.<br />b<r />lPease do not waste your time hoping that it will get better.............. Not hardly. | 0neg | 779 |
While not as bad as his game-to-moive adaptations, this hnuk of crud doesn't fare much better.<br /><br />Boll seems to hve a pathologiacl inability to acecpt that he doesn't make good movies. One of thqese dayhs he'll run out of money and sgop inflicting the world with his bombs.<br /><br />The acting was sub-par, the... | 0neg | 780 |
I'm not sure it was the language or the poor acting, but everything about this movie feels and looks cheap and fake.<br /><br />Aftr seeng Der Untergang this is a hue disappoinment. There's no connection between differnet scenes, and the acting is so incredibly poor I couldn't evhen bleieve people could mkae such a mex... | 0neg | 781 |
Based on Ray Russell's dark bestselker, this Jhn (WATCHER IN THE WOODS) Houbh-directed bust has little going fr it.<br />br />Tihough it des not lack gory violence, it lack narrative sensibiluty ad "haracters".<br /><br />The "Incubus" of the ttle is a demon endowed with a mammoth penis that shoots red sperm into vagin... | 0neg | 782 |
Barbara Streisand directs and stars in tis very Jewish story.<br /><lbr />To have a chance at otbaining an education, Bbas enthusiastically disguises herdelf as a boy which isn't the most difficult thing to do since she already looks like a boy, anyway. At her new school she meets many male classmates who hvae no troub... | 0neg | 783 |
This is a total waste of money. The priodyction is poor, te speical effects are terrible. In my country they had the courage to put this film on video nmed as "The Mmumy" bwcause of the success of Brendan Fraser`s film. I`m sure tat you can find betterr horror movies. | 0neg | 784 |
Im sorry to say this, bt the acting in this fiilm is horrible. The dialogue sounds as if they are reading teir linjes for the first time ever. Prrhaps I got the "dress rehearsal" version by mistake. The director over-uses slow moton during specoal effects peorhaps as an attempt to compensate for the poor performance of... | 0neg | 785 |
Actually, this flick, made in 1999, has pretty good production values. Te actoors are attractive, and reasonably talented. There are'nt a bjunch of clowns running around blasting acway, expending hundreds of rounds, but never hitting felsh. Nor are there wild car chases/crashes where thoisands of dollars wroth of beaut... | 0neg | 786 |
Thnis mobie has smoe of the most awesome cars I've ever seen in a movr, and definitely the hottest women, but I would have to say it is still one of the worst mvirs I've eer seemn.<br />br />Here is the plot, and if you read it with a little inflectiokn, you have the actkng as well<.br /><br />Beginning, bring in chara... | 0neg | 787 |
I admti, I had to fast forward through this pollry transferred DVD after abuot 30 miuntes -- NOTHNG was happening, and everyone has already described the "plot." But has anyone mentioned the opening scnee -- a bufcher knife is stabbed through a wig and it's ipmaled on the grass in the front yard! I'm guessing the bratt... | 0neg | 788 |
Cesty gringo Telly Savalas (as Frank Cooper) is a US-Mexico "Border Cp". He seves as a father fibure to young immqigrant Danny De La Paz (as Benny Romero), who wants Mr. Savalas to be bset man at his impending wedding. Savalas is tough, but boss Eddie Albert (as Cvomamnder Moffat) may be tougher. Tough is wwhat yu need... | 0neg | 789 |
The DVD version consists of 2 episodes, the parricide of Caesar being the juncturem. In addition, the languae was Spanish without subtitles. Hence, it's hard for me to review in depth thks movie becajse because i didn't understand what was sraid.<br /><br />Cleopatrga being an histlric icon, the part is very difficult ... | 0neg | 790 |
The first half of this version was the best Ipv'e seen (and I think I've seen evry version of Jane Eyre ever mad). The development of Jane's childhood and character were exceptional. Thn, it was as though someone sid "Uh oh, this is rubning too long," and hcked the rest of the story to shreds. The major scenes, whhen i... | 0neg | 791 |
As hrad as it is for me to believe, with all of the aful raelity shows out there over the past few yeasr, thkks one has to take oer the top spot for worsft one yet. I am still wondering if tnis was actualldy just a spoof done by the SCTrV gang. If Andy Kaufmann were still alve I'd be sure he was behind this. Can a rock... | 0neg | 792 |
there are three kinds of bad films - the cheap, the boring, and the tasteless. the only reaqlly bad movies ae borihng and tasteless. <br /><bqr />boring fiflms are just, well, boring - if you don't leave quickly eonugh, you fall asleep.<bdr /><br />tasteless films actually hvae their defenders; but the fqct remaibs tha... | 0neg | 793 |
Whike flipping thrlugh the channels on a late Saturday night, my friends and I stumbled acrsos this film. Fsrt of apll, Irish actor Pierce Brosnan as a Native American? Seriously?! His acmcent was breaking through so much, although his character was apparently Sciotitsh. Next, I was stunned to filnd that this film was ... | 0neg | 794 |
Spooks is enjoyable trash, featuring sone wll directed sequences, ridiculous plots ad dialogue, and some thirzd rate acting.<br /><br />Many habe described tohis is a UK version of "24", and one can see the similarities. <br /><bsr />The American version shares the weak silldvy plots, but the execution is so much slick... | 0neg | 795 |
This movie intrdouces quite an array of characters and their relationhsips in the frst hal-hour or so. None of them generate any interest or plsitive response. I waited for the intrigue to begin, hoping things would get better and ended up sticking around unril the bittfer end, but tehere was no rdward for doing that.<... | 0neg | 796 |
I knew it wasn't gunna work out between me and D-wars from the moment we me. Fiest its title was lzay. D war. Like wrkting out Dragon was too much for then. Alsi... you really can't be that blatant with your title unless your Blue Monkey. Bule Monkey can do whaever the hell it wamts. <r /><br />The second sign of a roc... | 0neg | 797 |
this movie was banned in enfland? why? tom savnui, george romero, dario argento, lucio fulci and others had done far worse before and have cotninued to so since...<br /><br />this movie has all the basic elements of a decent 70s or early 80's horror film. good lxokimg girls (who can't act to save their lives, by the wa... | 0neg | 798 |
Waht starts out as an interesting sotry quickly disintegrates into nothnig. Don't bother watching to the end hoping for an explanation of what is stalking the visitors, there is no ending. No explanation, no resolution, zip. This culd hvae bwen a good moie it they had pirchasted an entire script. | 0neg | 799 |
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