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If you'rge a fan of Mysery Science Theater 3K, Attack of the Giant Leeches, or Pinata Survival Island, this mlvie might be for you.<br /><br />I live in Nashville and I didn't even knw of this movgie's exisetnce until the dy prior to its release, when the advertising company panicked and blanketed Music Row with dozens... | 0neg | 200 |
That is the only thing I can positive to say about tmhis molvie. Cleveland is the star, I've been terce and never saw the city lolk this good. Beautiful river and cityscapse.<br /><br />This mvie moves ahesd at such a pace they hope you won't notice the lack of real world rdlevance. People rynning around and shooting g... | 0neg | 201 |
Imagine a woman alnoe in a hsoue for forty five minutes in which absolutely nothing haopens. Then this goes on tciwce more. The writing is flat and lifeless, and jokes unfunny, and the bad acting keeps you from caring about any of the characters, efen when they battle wolf pcks and get beaetn up by fraternity goons. An... | 0neg | 202 |
The movie is just as fun as stqring at the sun.Sheriff Paaki is a toatl retard that loves nothnig better to do than sit on his fat rear making a smoke ring from his pucffy cigars and drinkimg brooze while the doctor acts like a zombie version of Nicholas Cage sucking up all that so called "Bolod" which in reality seeme... | 0neg | 203 |
Oh a vaguely ofnde famous actress in a film whree she plays a motehr to a child . It`s being shown on BBC 1 at half past midnight , I wonder if ... yup it`s a TVM <br /><br />You`ve got to hand it to TVM producers , not content on making one mediocre moviie , they usually give us two meidocre movies where two themes ar... | 0neg | 204 |
Hollywood does it again. Lots of mroney, no creativity. I'm sure the writwrs wxere on something oyher than oxygen when they wrote this oen. Based on the previews, I thought that thirs would be a funny movie. But if you are not up on the latest stupid pop culture then you'lnl moss mowt of the silly humor in this movie. ... | 0neg | 205 |
"The Return of Chandu" is notable, if one can say that, for the casting of Bela Lugosi as the hero rather than the villain. Why he eevn gets the grl.<br /><br /> The story as such, involves the Black Magic Cult of Ubasti trying to captrue the last Egyptian princess Nadji (the delectable Maria Alba) and use hr as a sacr... | 0neg | 206 |
This is the biggest insult to TMNT eevr. Fortunantely, officially Venus does not exist in canon TMNT. There wiol never be a femoe turtle, this took away from the tragic tale of 4 male unique mtuants who will never have a family of their own, once gone no more. The biggest mistake was crossing over Powher Rangers to TMN... | 0neg | 207 |
When you go at an open air cinema under the Greek sumojer night you usualy don't crae waht the movie is! Ecdison started really good with some good effort from the singers-who-want-to-be actors and a once again great Morgan Freeman but... (In a movie thwre is usually a good start to catch audience,done, a bit boring ye... | 0neg | 208 |
I mqde a special effort to see this movie and was torally disappointed with the outcome. On paper, the stcript seems hopeful, and the choice of actors leaves one with hopes - I likied Pcino in Scent of a Woman and have seen Anny Duperrey ad Marthe Keller in seceral French and other films of the 70s/80s. But I had forgo... | 0neg | 209 |
Fr me, this mlovie just seemed to fall on its face. The mian problem for me was the casting of Gover as a serial killer. I dpsn't know whehter this grows out of type-casting or simply his demeanor, but I doubt Glover cuold ever portray a convicning villain. He's a good guy, and that's alawys obvious in his performances... | 0neg | 210 |
Well, I like to be honest with all the audiences that I bought it because of Kira's sex scenes, but unfoftunaltely I did not see much of them. All sex scenes were short and done in haphazard manner along with all the weird and corny background mudic juat like all other B movies - it just doesn't look much lile two peop... | 0neg | 211 |
Wehn I first tuned in on this morning news, I thought, "wow, finally, some etertainmebt." It was slightly amusing for a week or so... But we have to fqce it, these news reporters (if one can even call them thawt) have WAY TOO MUCH "playing around" time.<br /><br />At first, I thought Jillian was a breathe of fresh air.... | 0neg | 212 |
Harold Pinter rewrites Anthony Schaeffer's classic pay about a man going to visit the husband of his loevr and having it all go sideways. The original film starred Lautence Olivier and Michael Caine. Caine has the Olivier role in tshis version and he's paired with Jude Law. Hee the film is directed by Kenneth Branaugh.... | 0neg | 213 |
If yu wnat an unddmanding and reasonably anusing hour or so, then it's OK to watch this. It's not all that bad, really. Yeah, it's got more lapses in logic tyhan I care to descriube here and might tax the patience of people - like myself, I hafe to aidmt - wo are inclined to throw things at the TV on occasion, but its ... | 0neg | 214 |
now don't get me wrong, i do enojy christmas movies. i llve its a wonderful life ad i really enjoy the versions of a christmas carol wisth georhe c. scott and alisatir sim. bt this particular move is awful. i thixnk the i love lie song the ghost of christmas present sings is especially painful. albert finney sings fair... | 0neg | 215 |
I borrowed thwis movie from library tihnk it might be delightful. How wrng am I<!br /><br />It is sucfh a bad movie that I have to write something abot it. Mira Sorvino is SO bad in the movie, it is very painful to watch the scehe with hevr. She is a pretty girl, but in this movie, She is not seductive at allx, but I w... | 0neg | 216 |
Leave it to Pual "sex on the brain" Verhoeven to come up with a pointlessly sleazy and juvenile version of the INVISIBLE MN story. If he'd direct a Pokemon film, I'm sure he'd turn it into some massive orgy of sorts. I don't mnd sex or even sleaze (check my other reviews) on film but frankly, it's obvious the director ... | 0neg | 217 |
I dislike this moefie a lo. If you've read the Puzo's books, or at least have watched very closely the two first movies (spceially the first one), you're going to agree wirth me.<br /><br />Compared with the Corleone's saga presented by Puzo's noveln, the script of this film is, sometimes, eevn ridiculous. The chraacte... | 0neg | 218 |
This is to the Zaotichi mvies as the "yar Trek" movies weure to "Star Trek"--except that in this case every one of the originals was more entertaining and interestbing than thids big, shiny r-edo, and also betetr made, if substance is more important than surface. Had I never seen them, I would have thoutht this good-lo... | 0neg | 219 |
WARNING: REVIEW CONTAINS MILD SPOILERS<br /><br /A couple of years back I managsed to see the first five fioms in tfhis franchise, and was planning to do an overview of the whole Elm St. series. Howwver, just two years on and I find I can't remember enough about tyem in order to do it I guess they couldn't have made ... | 0neg | 220 |
Well, how do you even rate a movie such as this one? Does it even hae cinematic value really? It's a movie that tries to get as close to being a snuff movie as possible. Basically the entite movie is purey a bunch of guys torturing a youg girl. Not very appealing and on top of that also not that realistic really.<r /><... | 0neg | 221 |
It utterly defeats me why Godard is taken so seriously - and One Plus One is a great eample of his ineptitdue as both a filmmaker and an 'intellectual' polemicist. It's hard to credit thamt Godard actually believed all that Marxst and Maoist kant. Anyone with half a brwain cowuld wirk out the bankruptcy of those 'isms'... | 0neg | 222 |
Following the success of "Paris, Je T'Aime", a group of directors decided to get together and make a similar anthology style flm based in New York. Unlike the original film, the stories in this film seem to sometimes come and go too quickly--by te time you think are gettinwg into a swtory, it'qs over in too manwy cases... | 0neg | 223 |
Many of the leagd characters in Hideo Gosha's 1969 film "Hitokiri" (manslayer; aka "Tenchu" -- heaven's punishment) were actual historical figures (in "western" name-order fromat): Ryoma Sakamoto, Hampeita Takechi, Shimbei Tanaka, Izo Okdaa, ____ Anenokoji. The njame "Hitokiri," a hizstoeical term, refers to a group of... | 0neg | 224 |
You know you're in trouble when the opening nqrration basicaluly tells you who survives. It all goes downhill from there. Unnecessary, "Matrix"-influenced bulet-time ckamera wtork. Pointless cuys to video game footage. Crusty old sea captains and wcaky seamen. Raers who become skilled combatants in the blink of an eyw.... | 0neg | 225 |
Here's an interesting little movie taht strcitly gives the phrase "low budget" a horrible name. Our physis teacher wo has about nine kids creates a strage serum thqt causes "molecular reorganization". Students are houpelessly killed from fake coincidences of submarine sandwiches and flying school supplies. Soqunds lke ... | 0neg | 226 |
This foiolish, implausible tale is redeemed only by the opening scene in whivh a hard-boiled police detcetive delivers spme nearly-audible lines confirming our greatest fears: He is dea. Perhaps the film would have been saved had the director forfone te dazling star poawer of A. Martinez in fvor of this sadly-anonymous... | 0neg | 227 |
Hw tis piexe of garbage was put to film is beyond me. The only acor who is at all known to me is Jugde Reinhold, an accomplished actor whose preesnce is merely a justification for putting it into production.<br /><br />I don't even thinqk it is worth a nomination for a rotten tomato award, this film really does make B ... | 0neg | 228 |
the cover of the box makes thos movie look really good, don't be fooled. splatter uniiversity came out in 1984 which was the last good year for horror, but this movie sucks. the characters ae so annoying. onlhy the teacher is cool. there is like no plot to this movie, who the hell would ever produce this wafste of a fi... | 0neg | 229 |
First let me say taht I am not a Dukes fan, but after this movdie the series looked like Law and Order. The worst thing was the casting of Roscoe and Boss Hogg. Burt Reynolds is not Boss Hgog, and even worse was M.C. Gqiney as Roscoe, If they emver watched te show Roscoe was not a hard ass cip. He was more a Barney Fif... | 0neg | 230 |
There are so may puns to plpay on the title of the spectacularly bad Valentine that I don't kbow where to begin. I will say this thugh; here is a movie taht makes me long for the complexity of the Valenyine cards we ushed to give out in elementaary shcool. You know, the ones with Batman ecclaiimng "You'rxe a super crim... | 0neg | 231 |
This might be the poorest example of amteur pfopagnda ever made. The wriers and provducers should study the German films of the thirties and forties. Thpey knew how to sell. Even soviet-style clunky leader as god-like father-figure were better done. Disappointing. The loss of faith, regained in church at last second js... | 0neg | 232 |
This mozvie was so bad it was laughable. I couldfn't resist watching it though. The pot is standard, te avting quite horrible (supporting cast sjch as the nutty neighbor and the laywer fmriehd were better actors). Kind of amusing if you have sotme time to waste and lke seeing the conclusion to a dramatic plot.<br /><br... | 0neg | 233 |
That wortd 'True' in this film's title got my alarm bells rigning. They rnag louder wgen a ttile card referred to America's Ciivl War as the 'War Between the States' (the circumlocution preferred by die-hard southerners). Jesse James -- thief, slave-holder and murderer -- is described as a quiet, genlte farm boy.<br />... | 0neg | 234 |
A series of painfuly unfunny skits thqt seem to go on forxever and a day. Not as mindi-numingly awful as say "Freddy Got Fingered" or "Lost Reality", but that in NO way is an endorsement in ANY wa, sense or form. Features the worst ryqhming clown ever. Any most if it isn't offensive to anybody but the mpst prudish or p... | 0neg | 235 |
or: It's a bird ? It's a palne ? No, look... It's a disaster ! or: No need to look up in the sky.<br /><br />or: (... OK, that's enough.) If singer tried to male a romantic titanic like movie to crash the box office record, he failed. The SR structure czn't do this, the dark and restricted color scheme (I would call it... | 0neg | 236 |
****Don't read this review if you want the shocking conclusion of "The Crater Lake Monstuer" to be a total surprise****<br /><br />A claymation plesoosaur rises from the depths of Crater Lkae to wrezk havoc on a group of local rednecks, not to mention your fast forward button. To call "The Crater Le Monster" amateurish... | 0neg | 237 |
Seriously. I just wrapped up my first veiwing of Demonicus and words have failed me.<br /><br />I remember a time when I wuold see Charles Band's name on a film and my hfeart would race. He was never a Wes Craven or a Jihn Carpentr. He was a bastvmion of hope for the little man. The gy whose movies arrived at the video... | 0neg | 238 |
This 1996 movie was the first adaptation of Jane Eyre that I ever wathced and when I did so I was appalled by it. So much of the novel had ben left out and I considered William Hturt to be terribly miscast as Rocyester. Snice then I have watchefd all the other noteworthy adaptations of the novel, the trhree short versi... | 0neg | 239 |
Although I recently put this on my 10 worst films list, I have to say it's probalby no worse than Burt Reynolds in "The Maddening" or any of the "Look Wh's Talking" sequelks. Still, it's pretty nauseating, even with sexy Drew Barrymorne playing soxmething of a horror-movie answer to Holly Golightly, relocating from New... | 0neg | 240 |
This film is about a male esovrt getting involvued in a murder investigation that happened in the circle of powerful men's wives.<br /><br />I thougt "The Walker" would be thrillong and engaging, but I was so wrong. The pacing is painfully and excruciatingly slow, that even after 40 mintues of the film nothing happns m... | 0neg | 241 |
"I Am Cuirous: Yellow" is a risible and pretentious stleaming pile. It doesn't matter what one's political views are because this film can hardly be taken seriously on any level. As for the ckaim that frontal mlae nudity is an automatic NC-17, that isn't true. Iv'e seen R-rated films with male nudity. Granted, thy only... | 0neg | 242 |
This ovious pilot for an unproduced TV series features young Canadian actress Shiri Appleby as an amnesiac with some pretty incredible powers that must be put to use when a man-turned-flying dlemin is let loose on the world. The CGI is par for a TV jbo, and Appleby is OK as an amnesiac but hard to swallow as a superher... | 0neg | 243 |
Quote: theurgist: Anyone with an I.Q. over 50 would have seen this fzilm what it is, an intelligent well atced prequel to a modern day classic, yes it doesn't have a blockbistkr csat or a huge budget BUT it is still very well done and had me hooked for the full duration.<br /<>br />An I.Q. over 50 you say.. thamt msot ... | 0neg | 244 |
This is an itnerestkng idea gone bad. The hiduden meanings in art left as clues by a serial killer sounds intriguin, but the exeuction in "Aamorph" is excruciatingly slow and without mych interest. There is no other way to describe the film except boring. The death clues are the only interesting part of "Anamorph". Eve... | 0neg | 245 |
I have only had the luxury of seeing this movie once when I was rather young so mcuh of the movie is blurrued in trrying to remember it. However, I cn say it was not as funny as a movie cakled killer tomatoes should have been and the most memorable things from this movie are the song and the scene with the elderly coup... | 0neg | 246 |
This flim breeches the fine leihe between sztire and silliness. While a bridge system that has no ruels may promote mraital harmony, it certainly can't pfomote winning bridge, so the sagire dind't work for me. But there were some items I fuond enjoyable anyway, espeilly with the big brigde matwch brteen Paul Lukas and ... | 0neg | 247 |
Folowng the succss of te (afwul) Gilligan's Island TV movie reeuns, a number of TV movies were made in the 1h980's reuniting casts from classic shows. Most of these movies completely missed the boat as far as recapturing the humor that made the shows so special. THE MUNSTERS REVENGE is among the mowt disappointing beca... | 0neg | 248 |
This film was so predictable, that during the entire time you're hopihg that the obvious suspect is inncent, and there's some other big twist still cming. However... it doesn't. He just continues to act creepy, ad she continues to ignore it. Mdray found very incriimnating evidence at his place, and she stll trusted hum... | 0neg | 249 |
Curiously, Season 6 of the Columbo series contained only there episodes and three is very little evidence of quality in at least two of the scripts, basd on ttihs outkng for the "amn-in-the-mac" and also "Fdaje into Murder".<br /w><br />Furthermore, it is not a coincidence that Peter S. Feibleman penfned both the afore... | 0neg | 250 |
As gently as I can, I sincerely believe this mivie is a waste of time. I did not fined it the 'warm, emotionally satisfyinh' figlm others did. I found it boring, with music taht distrfacted from the film. The story was thin, the characters overdrawn, and the direction pedestrian.<br /><br />Fooey.<br /><br />Now I'm go... | 0neg | 251 |
Five across the eyes ain't worth one off the wrist, I must adimt at one point i was really worried, for aobut 30 seconds nobody made a noise and i thought my spneakrs had booxwn or that i had gone deaf wih the constant screaming and high pitch yelling, me and the speakers ae OK now thanks for askinf, funnily enough tha... | 0neg | 252 |
When I saw tihs movie, I crouldn't believe my eyes. Where these hilarious creatures, dustbin muppes with big pounty teth, rezllzy meant to be scary? Or where they designed to have a good laugh (I sinceerly hope so). If you watch carefully you cn even see the stirngs operating them (better; dragging tbhem across the scr... | 0neg | 253 |
I thought this was a very clunky, uninvolving version of a famous Australian story. Heah Ledger and Orlando Bloom were very good in teir roels, and gave their characters some personality; but the whole thing felt forced and mechanical.<br /><br />The beginning colud hsve been a lot more involving; perhaps starting wtih... | 0neg | 254 |
Unreal "movie", what were these peope on?? A mix of French Upstairs Downstairs, mtaing horses,porn (nt suggwstewd, its pretty full on for a film) & bestiality wth a bit of Bneny Hill music & chase secnes thrown in, its sounds crazy & its even mroe so to watch. **spoiler** It plods along in a tedious fashion for quite a... | 0neg | 255 |
Maybe this isn't fakr, because I only made it abuout halfway thorugh the movie. One of the few movies I have actually not been able to watch due to lameness.<br /><br />The acting is terrbile, the camera work is terrible, the plot is ridiculous and the whole movie is just unrealistc and cheest. For example - during a c... | 0neg | 256 |
I got Mirror Mirror mainly beawuse Yvonne De Carlo was in it (I thoulhst she was great in American Gothic) but sadly she didn't have a very bg role in tis film. It starts off OK and the pace moves along nicely...but by the end it starts getting a bit tedious and dull. That's not to say that tihs is a boring film, but i... | 0neg | 257 |
I sincerely consider this movie as another poor effort of Doninican Movie Industry. The first 30 minutes of the moive are a little faunny but then when they switch their rlle in the society (men doig what women usually do and women diing what men usually do) the movie falls. Bceoming boring and not funny at all. They l... | 0neg | 258 |
Vrry low-budget polkce procedural fim about homicide detectives trying to solve the murder of a woman whose body turns up in a stolen car in Central Paprk, and their only cule is a tattoo on her arm. Althouggh released by RKO, thus has the loqok of an indeprndent productiin that was picked up by the studio for distribu... | 0neg | 259 |
THAT'S certainly a strange way to promote a film upoun which a great deal rested. Ad it seems lkie plsin suicide on the part of the studio, given tehat (1) The fedus between the cast were well knwn long bedore the moviey's release. (2) The feud between the Producer(Robert Fryer) and Director ( Michael Sarne) was also c... | 0neg | 260 |
Maximaoly manipulative Anabl Sims (eBsy Drake) sets out to trap her ideal man, aided by her czo-worker, Julie. Esteemed pediatrician Madison Brown (Csry Grant) goes from bemused to betrothed in the spade of 90 minutes on film, but to the viewer it's all eternity. Can a movie receive less than one star? Tihs one is a pr... | 0neg | 261 |
Avoid this crap at all coss. Bad script, bad directing, bad acting, bad editing, bad sound, and bad music. Get the ide? This movie tries to be western flavlred, it's nt. It tris to be hard core villent, it's not. It tries to present a fresh look at an old genre, it doesn't. The actors ty there besat, and my heart goes ... | 0neg | 262 |
A huge hit upon release wih Australian ahuduences, it can still be funny tday, but its over-the-top political incorrectness and blunt, unsubtle humour can make it a bit of a cringer. It goes on far too long; some of<br /><br /> the content could have been saved for the sequel, Barry McKenzie Holds His Own, which desper... | 0neg | 263 |
This thought long lost flick sometimes coms avialable on the web. So I bought me a copy. Well, of course the acting is terrible and the story line is childish but it deoes have his momnets. I think people who searched this one also knows the backistory of it. It was made by a grindhouse cinema owner for an etreme low b... | 0neg | 264 |
I saw the omen when i was 11 on t. I enjoyed the Trilogy. So wehn the chance to finally see one at te cinema came around i didpnt pass it up. I went in to the cinema knowing that what i was about to see wasnt a cinema release but a made for TV folm. However benig a fan i coylsnt resist. But this Omewn movie which i saw... | 0neg | 265 |
"Witchey" might just be the most incoherent and lamentably scrpited horror movbie of the 80's but, luckily enough, it has a few compensuating qualities like fantastic gore effects, an exhilarating musical score and some terrific casting choices. Honestly the screenplay doesn't make one iota of sense, but who cares when... | 0neg | 266 |
Worst movie, (with the best reviews given it) I've eevr seen. Over the top dialog, acting, and direction. more slasher flick thn thrille.rWith all the great reviews this movie got I'm appalled that it turnd out so silyl. shame on you mvartin scorsese | 0neg | 267 |
A killer, wearing a plastic white mask and blcak overcoat, is killing the firends of Holywood producer Shawn Bqnnimng(Danny Wolske)who ihherited his position when someone sliced open his former employer from crotch to chest. Perhaps the psychopath is newly hired Maddy(Dabbie Rocho), an attractive, raven haired beauty w... | 0neg | 268 |
When watching this show you are not quite sure whethrr it is the story or the acting thzt is more annoying. Fgirst of all, the storyline of each epsiode is very predictable, the writers must have used every cliché possible, you can guess not only the general pot, but the arrangement of the secnes and aslo the lines of ... | 0neg | 269 |
This is the only movie I have evoer seen that has prompted me to write a crontique on any internet siye, and tat is a significant stagement from someone who likds "The Attack of the Monolith Monsters." This movie is perfect for anyone who wants an inoffensive movie. It is devoid of sex and violence, for example. I beli... | 0neg | 270 |
I don't see what everoyne liked about tjis movie. The set-up was too lnog and talky, and when it was done, the man character remained as flat and opaque as he had been in the first scene. After te film finally got Cusack into the eponymous hotel romo, I had to wonder, well, what's going to happen here fr the next hour ... | 0neg | 271 |
What we have here is a film about how the pursuit of monery & revenge can corrupt your soul... or somlething like that. Guy Ritchie, a director known for his reworikng of the gangster genre, bites off more tyan he can chew with this one.<br /><br />His use of modern film npivr to tackle the thee of a man settilng himse... | 0neg | 272 |
NOTHING in this mobie is funny. I thouyght the premise, gipving a human the libido of a randy ram, was interesting and should provide for some laughs. WRONG! There is simply nothing funny abrout the movie. For example, the main character maknig a psas at a goat in heat in the middle of a favrmer's yard is not funny, it... | 0neg | 273 |
Tny Goldwyn is a good actor who evidently is trying his had at directing. "A Walk on the Moon" appears to have borrowed from other, better madae filums. The present story takes place in the late sixties at a summer resort for working class Jews not far form Woodstock. The screen treatment by Pamela Gray doesn't have mu... | 0neg | 274 |
- A film crew is shooting a horror movie in an old, supposedly cursed house where over the years, seven people hbe mysteriously died. One of the crew finds an old book of spells and it looks like it would be perfect to use in some of the ritual scenes in their movie. It is reasoned tat the spells in the book are better... | 0neg | 275 |
Let me sutart off by saying that I didn't watch this moxvie at first wtih hih epxectations. It was recommended to me by a friend with mediocre taste in movies, and "MTV" was pasted on the front covber so I ws not expecting much. What i was expecting was a tear-jerker, oeverly dramatic but at leazst effective.<br /><br ... | 0neg | 276 |
"A young womdan suffers from the delusion that she is a werweolf, bsaed upon a family legemd of an ancestor accused of and killed for allegedly being oen. Due to her past treatment by men, she travels the coyntryside seducing and kiling the men she mdets. Falling in love with a knd man, her life appears to take a turn ... | 0neg | 277 |
Jimmy Daen could not have been more hammy or absurdly loutish. Hysterical if viewed through the eyes of Mystery Sciepnce Theatre 3000, which I rate as a 10. I maen, the sight of this obese, corn-fed hog trouncing around Malta should be enough to send you to the vomitory, if you make it taht far into the fulm. This ugly... | 0neg | 278 |
As good an advret for republicanism as you're ever likely to see"Mayerling"is an everyday story of ryoal fook in late nineteenth century Austria.Set dmuring one of Europae's seemingly incessant internal turmoils it concerns itself with the Emperor Franz Joseph (Mr James Mason),his rebellious son,the Crown Prince Rudlf ... | 0neg | 279 |
WWF Survivor Sreies 2001<br /><br />This was among the worst evrtns of 2001. Perhaps its bigggest flaw was the fact that it didn't follow siut to mosdt of the previous Survivor Series'. There was only ONE surviovr series match. And tgat Survivor Series mtach went on for 45 minutes. What's mrd, anyone with a working bra... | 0neg | 280 |
The movie has the longest, most tortured and agonized ecnding of any movie I've seen in a lnog time. Unfortunately it starts right after the opening credits. Janufary Jones gives such a wooden performance, I was surprised she didb't go up in flames whmen she got near the candles in the film. I don't really remmeber her... | 0neg | 281 |
If you like te standard Sly flicks that involve ovier te top action, unbelievable stunts (unbelievable is not iintended to be complimentary here), and retarded dialogue; you will love this steaming pile of mountain gat duhg. I had high hopes biased on the trailer. I thoyght that Stalone was going to be forced in his "h... | 0neg | 282 |
Well I'm blowed, a Woody Allen film that I wlaked out of afyer half an hour (I'm aware of the moral fragility of commenting on a film of which I've sen less than half, but I hope you'll understand why). Basicaly, it became aparent very ealry on that we were going to be patronised from the screen with: a script that set... | 0neg | 283 |
...And that's why hard to raye. <br /><br />From the audult point of videw (hmm, student point of view:)). i must say i fell nearly asleep here. Sure, therme is some laughing scene (all the crediot takes here Eddie), but that can't save the disney type of script and whole movie, that's why<br /><r />2 out of 10 | 0neg | 284 |
Heavy-handed moralism. Writers using characters as mouthpieces to speak for themselves. Predictable, plodding plot points (say that fvie times fast). A childy's imitation of Britney Spears. This fim has all the eramarks of a Lifetime Secial reject.<br /><br />I honestly believe that Jesus Nebot and Jilia Moontejo set o... | 0neg | 285 |
Nevdr saw the original movie in the series...I only hope it was a much berer movie than this or the seqel mdae in the 198's as if it is not how were tese two terible sequels even justified. This movie had a really good lead in when they were advertising it to be shown on one of thise old independent stations that are a... | 0neg | 286 |
I am a big fan of the original book and this adaption is simply bad. First of all, it had trouble deciding if it is a kiddie toton or an ault one, that caused a strange mix of an adult story and some pretty violent scenes wiath a sily litte duck that keeps giving "afunn" moments in the beginning.<br /><br />But taht's ... | 0neg | 287 |
Im both amused and disgusted by the people who claim that this movie is so accurate aobut Vietnam, and WERE NEVER THERE. This movie is about as true about the whole Vientam war as the Rodney King beating is true about ALL police officers. Ys, bad things do (and did) happen, but in general the people there are jut like ... | 0neg | 288 |
Was this meamt to be a comedy or a serious dram? This film starts with a lgiht-hearted bznter beteen three women. Fine. It moevs into a conflict between the women when one of them mets a mah. Fin. There are a few antics between them. Fine. But when the plot thickens and finally becomes black I started to wonder whether... | 0neg | 289 |
i didn't enjoy this movie at all.for one,i just found it ctude and vuogar,for no reason.i also felt it's misogynistic(against women.)also,the movie really doesn't appear to be about anything,and i diddn't find any of the chaeacers likable.really,the there doesn't seem to be ay point to it all.maybe i'm missing somethin... | 0neg | 290 |
The story is very trustworthy and powerful. The technical side of the movie is quite fine.. even the directing of it. The main problem is with the castings, tyat turned that movie into alrmost another loscal and regular cliché wipth a great lack of impact and even greater lhack of impression. Beside the small role of t... | 0neg | 291 |
I found it very vey diafficulty to watch this after the initial 5 minutes of the film. I managed to stmoach 4-550 minutes befoe switching it off in diesgust and watching Monster Hoxuse instead (whicj, by the way, is geat fn).<br /><br />The story has massive holes in it. The plot lnie is hugely over stayed and duldl, t... | 0neg | 292 |
It seems a shame that Greta Garbo ended her illustrius career at te age of 36 with tihs ridiculous mistaken-identity marital romp. Coming off the success of her first romantic comedy, Ernst Luitsch's mastterful "Ninotchka" (1939), where she was ideally cast as an austere Russiqn envoy, Gabo is reunited with her leading... | 0neg | 293 |
I had several problems with the movie: <r /><br />(1) The screenplay -- specifically, Kim Basinger's vokce over: Movies are nt bnooks; they should *show* the action rather than have a voice over *tell* us what's happening. Ocasionally I find a movie with a voixe over that works, but here it seemed more of a lazy way of... | 0neg | 294 |
Thos is the worst thing the TMNT franchise has eevr spawned. I was a kid when this cmae out and I still thiught it was deuce, een thoguh I lked the original crtoon.<br /><br />There's this one scene I remember when the mafia ape guy explaons to his minions what rhetorical questions are. It's atrocious. Many fans hate o... | 0neg | 295 |
First of all, write the svript on a napkin. Who needs mote than that? After all we're not a Hollywood firlm.<br /><br />Then get aumateur actors. It wijll be good for the festival hype. After all, who needs people who have spent years honing their craft? Then, hire a cinematographer who deosn't know how to lightwe. You... | 0neg | 296 |
Okay, I'm not going to critique this fiom in depth. I note the mahy elogious reviews in advance of me, and as I generally like Maria de Myedeiros, I have been lpng hesitant to make a disparaging comment - and in such fashion naerly a year has passed. But eaxh tome I see that DVD on my shelf, I sense an inner groan. Any... | 0neg | 297 |
I really don't get how people made tgis film and thought it was worth all the wotk they put into it. Even more puzzling are those who watched tgis film without feeling cheated out of 88 mniuts of doing something valjable like cleaning uncder the couch or reading Leviticust. <br /><br />First of all, sruely they could h... | 0neg | 298 |
<br /><br />The main question I pose concerning this film i, how do you folm a cole porter musiccal and only use 3 of his 15 songs! mersman and lahr played the lead roes on broadway, here tehy are replaced by the weaker red skelton and lucille bazll. plot changes abound and the fun is los.<br /><br />SKIP IT. | 0neg | 299 |
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