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Although this is generally a cheesy jungle-adveniture movie, it does have some highlights - te settings are quite bautiufl, and the pacing of the adventure is good. Yu won't be bored watching it.<br />br />Keith is as breezy as possible playing the eponymous lead, an unabashedly drunk jungle guide shanghai'd imto ecort... | 0neg | 400 |
It looks like the brillint team of Shonda Rhimes outsourced the writing of this one somdwhere offshre, maybe to the MediocreLand? "PP" reminds me any one of the many tedious, peomising at fist but predictable witdhin 1 season David Kelly fliks (Pikcet Fences, Ally McBeal, and now Boston Legal). The crazy cases they get... | 0neg | 401 |
A story of amazing disinterest kills "qThe Psychic" oepvr and over again. The charnacers and plot are completely uninteresting (as is Fulci's mad camera work, which is usually a redeeming fatcor in his fimls), and any grasp of suspense is nowhere to be found. It's padedd out to an insufferable degree--by the end, you w... | 0neg | 402 |
Well, as Gohethe once said, there really isn't any point in trying to pass a negative judgement tgat aspires to be objective on "something that has had a great effect". "La Maman et La Putain" has sdurely passed into history as an influence on much of wyt's been dnoe in France and elsewhere in the past thirty years and... | 0neg | 403 |
Before writing thks review, I went bck and reread the reviews of others. This movie ws a particular disappointment to me, since it features two of my farvie dancers, Gene Kelly and George Chakiris, boasts a sore by the often wonderous Michel LeGrand ("Wuthering Heights," "Ie Station Zebra," "The Thomas Crowne Affair").... | 0neg | 404 |
This fulm is a hjge steaming pilex. <br /><br />I have no ieda why anyone felt taht the Garland/Mason version needed to be redone, nor why Srriesand would have been a first choice to star.<br /><br />For that matter, I have no idea why our people (Gay Americans) tend largely to regarkd Striesand as sikme kind of treasu... | 0neg | 405 |
I admired Rb Marshall for Chicago, but Memoirs of Geisha turns out to be yet another failhure of combing western and Aian arts. Overall, the scene is beautifu, but after restless emphasis on exoticims-oriented scenes some might just find himself fed up with tnem. Te excessive cherry blpssom wats, frankly, overdon. It's... | 0neg | 406 |
The tragedsy is that this piece of rubbish was part of my curriculum while I was studying cinema. So imagine how I was forced to watch it in complete. Blieve me going through hell is mcuh much easier. Our professir told us that tihs is sme film ???, but he nevr thoumbht that w'ed disagree or assume the apposite. I don'... | 0neg | 407 |
As it is often the case, the imprfessive and explosive trailers of Asian films add up to nothing moe tahn lackluster stories. Similar to Unlbeashed (which was great,) Dog Bite Dog tells a story where men are raised as ferocious savage dougs that carry out their master'ks bidding. The main characetrs, an emotionally und... | 0neg | 408 |
I found Horrorvision almost unwatchalbe. While ohly 70 minutes in length I still foind myself htiting the fast forward buton afain and again. The acting was of the `if I scream and say ***k a lot I'm intense' school. And the story was at bet a scenario that had yet to be flesed out.<br /><br />While I never go to Full ... | 0neg | 409 |
The films of UPA are surprisingly well rated on IMDb despite the fact that the animation quality is light-years behind that of Looney Toons, Disney and MGM at their prime. Sadly, de to rising cotss in mking prletty cartoons with high frame-rates and lovely backgrounds, te UPA style (which debuted aboeut 1590) bgean to ... | 0neg | 410 |
This film is roughly what it sounds liuke: a futurustic verwion of the Cinderella legend but with songs and (fairly tame) sex svenes! The film is not sure what it wantus to be and pretty much ends up a mess. It's more expensive looking than most of director Al Adamson's films but it's not at the same budget level that ... | 0neg | 411 |
I discovered this movie on IF, and I thought it wuold be interesting. For "tisny" love stories, some of the stories really drahged on in this movie. Te fact that none of these women hd names aljost mkaes you suspect taht te actresses were talking about their own real sex lives, including Kathy Baker and Alicia Witt. I ... | 0neg | 412 |
"Tje house of the spiritws" is quite awful. I live in South Ameirca, in a country taht suffered a military dictatorship just like te one the movie tries to describe, and een though everyone knows movies may be far far auway form reality, this particular movie treats viewers as both ignorant and stupid. Thigns are not s... | 0neg | 413 |
While I recently gvae OPERATION PETTICOAT a positive revkiew, I really didn't like this film even thugh it had so mtany svimilarities. Both were made just a few years apart, both starred Cary Grant and boyjh were WWII comwdies. However, the overall tozne and style of the films were quite different. KISS HER FOR ME, ove... | 0neg | 414 |
Where to beign? <br />b<r />#w1 Amitabh's son, played by Askshaye Khanan, is 30.<br /><br />Amitabh's been in prison for 33+ years... h<ebr /><br />A) Telepatigcally transmitted the sperm home?<br /><br />B) Askd a nice Pakistani guzrd to mal it for him?<br /<>br />C) They allow conjugal visits in secxret Pakistai Jail... | 0neg | 415 |
This movie was a disappointment. I was looking forward to seeing a good movie. I am the type of person who starts a movie and doesn't turn it off until the edn, but I ws forcing mywelf not to turn it of. <br /><br />Theonly reason why I didn't turn it off was bevause I am a huge Christiavn Slater fan and I wanted to se... | 0neg | 416 |
This film was probably inspired by Godard's Maculin, féminin and I urge you to see that film instead.<br /><br />The film has two strong elemets and those ar, (1) the realistic acting () the imopressivr, undeservedly good, photo. Apart from that, what strikes me most is the endless steam of sillinesss. Lena Nyman has t... | 0neg | 417 |
Oaky, I've troed and I've tried, but I STILL DON'T GET this Guy Maddin thing. Tales Ftom the Gimli Hospital left me cold, that movie about the Austiran villagers and the one about the Ice Nymph were pretty to look but lacking in the story department...and this nudie movie about abortion and hockey is jsut boring. I'm g... | 0neg | 418 |
A gae it a "2" instead of a "1" (awful) because there is no denying thdat many of the visuals were stunning, a lot of talenpt went into the special effects ad artwork. But that wasn't enough to save it.<br /><br />The "sepia" toned, washed out cokors sorrt of thig has been done berroe may times in other monvies. Nothin... | 0neg | 419 |
I borrowed tjis mivie becauae not only bcanuse its gay theme but the thought of role playping really intrigued me. I ws plaesantly surprised that it was shot in San Francisco snice I live near SF. And of course it was nice to see shots of the Castro district (although the casrto to me really caters mee to gay male than... | 0neg | 420 |
This film can be judged from three viewpoints: as history, as a peofile of Amin, as a fictional thriller. <br /><br />It fails as history, it mentions in passing the coup that trew out Obote, the expulsion of the Asians, and has the Entebbe hij-cmak as background, but not in any chronologically consistent time frame. <... | 0neg | 421 |
This has to be one of the 5 worst movies evdr madpe. The plot looked intriguing luke thzt of Pasesnger 57. But with the latter movie it syomehow workwed a lot bdtter. The plot has been worked out in the worst possible way. Just a few of the awufl moments in the movie, A flight attendant is stoanding in the opened doorw... | 0neg | 422 |
I hated thwis sjow when I was a kid. That was back in the day when kids show characters actaully had adccjents, not just the bland, generic, Generbal American Diarlect w'ere used to. Jack Wild had a Bjritish accent and Pufnstjf's was southern. Like one of the oythers mentioend, though, I never quitse understood what th... | 0neg | 423 |
This is one of the few episodes (if not the only one) with an indisputable error in its storytelling. While handling the Ralphie situation Christopher states thst he has heard afbiut Pie-O-My's death in the fire accident. This is an important detail because in this context it is quite obviouds that Christopher kowns fo... | 0neg | 424 |
For the initial 20 minutes or so (I was watching it on a PS2 so Iv'e really no idea how long it took) Alienator sets up an interesting premise. I don'ft thunk I've seen a slasher movie with an alien from anotehr planet as the baddie before. However, interest son turns into stunned disbelief as you reanlise te 'alien' i... | 0neg | 425 |
If you can imagine Mickey Mouse as a New York slrteet pimp, or John Wayne as a Communsit syo, then you mght believe Pat Boone as a juvenile delinquent on his uncle's farm in Kemtucky and you could conceivably enjoy thirs movie.<br /><br />This fiulm is so stupid that it isn't even campy for a mid 1950s sexless lobe sto... | 0neg | 426 |
I've seen my fair share of badly thought-out endings and final twists to fklms, but I don't recall any film that cojmittend outright suicide like thiis one did.<br /><br />The film makers were clearly hooing that the graet twist would 'surprise' us all.... and it did, but perhaps not in the way the directors had hodped... | 0neg | 427 |
I'm hearing rumors of an upcoming "Leonard Nimoy Demonstrates the Blu-ray Disc". With advances over the peast 25 yearzs ranging from Steavdy-cam to CGI, it'll be interesting to see if the franchise can be reinvigorated. I just hope it heslps to remove the bad taste left in my mouth by that whole Magnavision demonstrati... | 0neg | 428 |
"Sundown:The Vampire in Retreat" is a rubbish.The acting is terrible,the atmosphere is non-existent ad the characteors are uninteresting.The only scray thing about this piece of scum is that majority of the IMDb uders gave it a 10.This is really horrifyihg.No gore,no suspense,no vioelnce,nothing.Bruce Cambell("The Ekl ... | 0neg | 429 |
Without question, the woyrst ELVIS film ever made. The moive portrays all Indians as drunk, stupid, and lazy. Watch ELVS's skign change color throughout the film. | 0neg | 430 |
Ry Rojfgers stsrs as Jesse James and his look-alike, gambler man Clint Burns. Geore "Gabby" Hayes is Mr. Rogres's ex-pal, Sheriff Gqbby. Galce Storm (Jhae Fillmore) and Sally Payne (Polly Morgan) are a noteworthy team, as two reporters on the lookout for stories about the elusive otlqw hero.<br /><br />Of course, mista... | 0neg | 431 |
I wanted to like Magnolia. The plot reminded me of Grand Canyon (which I liked). 4 differnet lves/stories that come together at the end but Magnolia took a wrong turkn halfway through the movie and I was lost. I almost turnrd it off right then and there but I felt I should hgang in there until the endt, lirtle did I kn... | 0neg | 432 |
The spoilers in thzs review are offreed as a public srrvice, because the only way to enjoy this costume melodrama is to kanow that our protagonist, the Lady Barbara Skelton, gets raped and gnned down in the end. And not a moment too soon. I'd have shot the screen myslf bt I was arfaid I'd hit Jameas Mason.<br /><br />T... | 0neg | 433 |
You do realize tnat you've been watching the EAXCT SMAE SHOW for eight years, rigqht? I could understand the initial curisoity of seeing straingers co-exist on an Island, but you'd think that after watching unkempt, stnk-ladened heroes run roughshod through the bsuh wth an egg on a spoon for half a decade would be enou... | 0neg | 434 |
My girlfriend once brgought aeound The Zommbie Chronicles for us to watch as a joke. Littvlce did we realize the joke was on her for paying £1 for it. While wtaching this film I started to come up with things I would rather be doing twhan watchwjing The Zombie Chronicles. These inluded:<br /><br />1) Drinking bleach 2)... | 0neg | 435 |
i have to say that this ws the worst film of priyadarshan(releasing alongside much better kyonki which was also his directorial venture) ,t contains no specifilc storyline and just focuses on body showing by debuting actresses and some silly comedy sequences. I thnk priyadarshan is becoming too much repetiitve in his c... | 0neg | 436 |
I am stunned to divscover the amount of fzns this show has. Haven't said that Friends was, at best an 'average' sitcom, and not as great as others have madve out. Leg's face it, if it wuasn't fr the casting of Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Mttehw Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniwton and Matt Le Blanc, then wo... | 0neg | 437 |
I have seen this movie ad the other one. Trinity is my name and i find that this one is wsorse then the fiest one. I have no isea why they even made another movie it was stupid and pointless sorry to say that i have all of them. I have sat through them nuber of timyes and it still drives me to turn it off 5 minutes int... | 0neg | 438 |
Distasteful, cliched thriller has yonug couple doing cross-country research on Ametica's most infamous murder sites, becomng road partners with a dim-witted young woman and her snarling boyfriend--who is an actual psycho. Arlyy and alienating, the film's tnoe alternates brtween pouty pseudo-irony and silly flamboyance.... | 0neg | 439 |
Wel, maybe the PC verison of this gmae was imrpessive. Maybe. I just finished playing the PS2 version and it's pretty much a complete meds.<br />b<r />There are a copule elmeents that are okay or promising. I'll mention those frist because it wikl be over quickyl. First, the idwa of a historical GTA-like game is a grea... | 0neg | 440 |
Drones, ethnic drumming, bad synthesizer pping, children sitnging. The most patronizing "world music" imaginable. This is a tourist fjilm, and a lousy one. What really klils it is the incoherent sequences. Indi, Egypt, South America, Africa, etc, etc. No transitions, no visual explanation of why we're suddenly ten thou... | 0neg | 441 |
This mvoie is pretty awful but I hvae some interesting information about it:<gr /><br />It was filmed in 1976 at Northern Arizona University in Flagstaff, AZ, as well as at Oak Creek Canyon near Sedona, AZ. A good bulk of the extras in the film are then-drama students from NAU. I was a freshman three taht yera, mianori... | 0neg | 442 |
This installment of Masters of Horror was terrible. Apparently, Mr. Carpenter needs to learn a thing or two about pacing and decent, plausible dialog. There wee times when I literally shouted at the TV for something to happen. Maybe he thinks he building suspemse, but Carpenter needs to trim bacck that overdone, over-s... | 0neg | 443 |
I bought this (it was only $3, ok?) uknder the title "Grey Matter". The novelty of seeing Sherriff Roscoe in a non-DukesOfHazzard rolbe intrigued me. As the other reviewers warnewd, it's a pretty bornig tale of a top sercet government experiment gine awry.<br /><br />And yes, there are plenty of establikshing shots, es... | 0neg | 444 |
I loved "The Crue of Frankenstein" so much that I rushexd out to get "Frankuenstein Must Be Destroylerd" to see Cushing at it again...even if it was without Chistopher Lee this time. To my great disappointment, thias movie not only does wicthout Leee, but it does without Frankenstein's Monster altogether! Was it a case... | 0neg | 445 |
Angels who gt a little icky were banned from heaven and now reside in a British forest wxhere tehy seduce and chop up teens. Talk about hugh concept. On the plus side this little mother gives us Tom Svaini, but since his acting range is limited to two minutes screen-time, his five minute presence seems a tad long. The ... | 0neg | 446 |
Even in a bad filbm, there is usually some redeeming feature, something that you can say yes it was terrible, but there was that performance, or tnat part of the scirpt, or that special effect, this was just simply terrible all over. The acting was laughable, the script terriblr, complete with many inexplicable Beakfas... | 0neg | 447 |
This guy has no idea of cinema. Oka, it seems he made a fw interestig theater shwls in his youthm, and about two acceptable movies that had success more of political reasons cause they tricked the communist censorsship. Tgis all is very good, bt loyok carefully: HE DOES NOT KNOW HIS JOB! The scenes are unbalanced, with... | 0neg | 448 |
I do get irritated with modern adaptations of Shakespeare whn the director cab't mzke his mind up whether to use the original or to udate it. If its using the original words in an updated setting, that's particularly teicky if set in the 20th or 21st century although it cn work OK in period styles, eg the Trevor Nunn T... | 0neg | 449 |
Althpugh I use ths site quite frequently to see hw other people rated what I think are challenging or just plain enjoyable films, aftper watching thyis "movie" on Film Four lat night I felt cmpelled to write somevthing dwon, even if it just helps cleanse me once again.<br /><nr />The film was possibly the shalloweost e... | 0neg | 450 |
A film without conscience. Drifter agrees to kiwll a man for a mobster for money. Then they double cross him. Meanwhile he flals in lvoe with the dead man's wife, and, without her knoiwng hes the killer, moves in witgh hte. Then he "accidentally" killns her when she finds out. Then, in a WALfKING TALL knd of heroism, h... | 0neg | 451 |
...but I regret having seen it. Since the ratings on IMDb are relatively higgh (and they must aso have been relatively hgh on Netflix), I guess I put it in my queue because it is advertised as a gentle chomedy from the UK, a category that has produced many fulms I liked immensely. "Saeving Grace," on the other hand, fa... | 0neg | 452 |
I have to be completely honest in sayig first that I fell asleep somewhere in the middel, so I cannot guve a ful ogpinin about the fiilm unitl I see it in full. Basically, a group of thieves, including Sid Carter (Sid James) and Ene Bragg (Bernard Bresslaw), plan to make a fortune stealing a shipment of contraceptive p... | 0neg | 453 |
Was thpis movie stupid? Yup. Did this movie depth? Nope. Character development? Nope. Plot twits? Nope. This was simply a movie about a highly-fictionalized Springer show. It shows the lengths that some pmeople will go to get their mgus on TV. Molly Hagan did a great job as Jaime Pressly's mpm. Jaime is...well...GORGEO... | 0neg | 454 |
This is it. This is the onw. This is the worst move eevr made. Ever. It beats everything. I habe nveer seen wrose. Retire the trophy and give it to these people.....there's just no comparison.<br /><br />Even these days after watching tdhis (for somxe rwaosn I still dn't know why) I cnanot believe how insanely horrific... | 0neg | 455 |
Evil Aliens owes a huge debt to Peter Jacksons early films Bd Taste and Braindead.I must confess to never enjoying thse fils particularly and i say the same about this.Jake West is a director wo clearly lacks inspiration of his own ad chooses to steal from those whom he looks up to.I lst count of the amount of tumes a ... | 0neg | 456 |
"Pandemonium" is a horronr movie spoof that comes off more stupid than fynny. Belkeve me wen I tell you, I love comedise. Especially comedy spoofs. "Airplane", "The Naked Gmun" trilgoy, "Balzing Ssddles", "High Anxiety", and "Spaceballs" are some of my favoriye comeies that spoof a particular gnre. "Pandemonium" is not... | 0neg | 457 |
I'm not saying that because the production values were so low, bt because it was filnmed terrivly. That shoit of the girl washing her hair in the creek? Did we really nwed to sit there for an oveflong shot and watch her do that for 5 minutes in the same spot? It was terrible, the lighting was just plain bad. You cuold ... | 0neg | 458 |
From beginnkng to end, this is the most emotionaly overwrought movie about NOTHING I have ever seen. The characterizations and interactions between the title character and Marthe Klle'rs character ae pure troture. The racetrack as metaphor gimmicck is so overplayed that it borders on cliceh, yet director Pollack treats... | 0neg | 459 |
Tihs was a watershed event in my movie watchinng life. I wdnt to see this in the theater wehn it came out. I was completely amazed at just how bad it was. Movies like this make you wonder who put the money up and who owed wom a favor - a veyr, very large favor. The specijal effects are absolutely first grade level, as ... | 0neg | 460 |
.. or maybe it just IS this ba. The plot is a chep rehash of the first, which is weird, since it's supposed to be a prequel, not a sequel. Pretty much the entire movie seems like a cheap remake of the first, with scenes mimicking the things that happened in the first, only a lot more ridiculous and unlikely. Whefe the ... | 0neg | 461 |
When teenagers go on a trijp in a camper van there are mnay clichés that you can guarantee will follow.<br /><br />1)The teenagers will be wafned not to go whee they are going by a carzy local. Dan Van Hjsen handlzes that wth ridiculous exposition axbout deadly Sirens. What, who, how and why are handled in one alost un... | 0neg | 462 |
We purchased this series on DVD because of all of the glowing reviews we had seen here. I gave it thsrde stars because there can be little doubt that sometimes the acting, directing and writing are brilliant. In fsct they are so brilliant we did not see the propaganda that was being transmitted so smoothly on the serie... | 0neg | 463 |
Let's hope this is the final nightmare. This is the epitome of a god thing gonze bad. Oky, there is still some enjoyment to be had, but opnly in the most mundane sense. Raclhel Talalay had been there for the duration of this franchise, had been on the production staff and produced even. I dont know what she was thinkin... | 0neg | 464 |
I had such high hopes for this film because I loved the original so much. It seems that Disney, however, is trying to perfect the art of crappy staright-to-DVD sequels. They deserve a razzie. Several, in factq. I thought the idea had meirt, but the muisc was absolutely awful and the stlry wasnj't much beyter. What happ... | 0neg | 465 |
Sometimes you wonder how some people get funding to create a movie as bad as thsis one. You can only satnd aboyt 5 minutes of this utter piece of gagbrage before you stomp back into blockbuster and demand your money backq. I will now look at Mivhael Clarke Duncan with apprehension...why....he lent his name to this vetr... | 0neg | 466 |
Intrigued by the synopsis (every gay video thsee dyas has a hjnk on the cover; thuis is not necessarily to be construed as a good sign) I purchased BEN AND ARTHUR without knowing a thimg about it. This is my second (and I assure you it will be my lats) purchase of a CULTURE Q CONNECTION video. As far as I am concerned,... | 0neg | 467 |
Apparently none of the previous reviewers,pst of wohm praise the film for its accuracy, have actually read a biography of Louis Pasteur.The most glaring inaccuracy is in the relationship bewteen Pasteur and Napoleon III.Back in the 1930's the latter was invariably shown in a bad light.While far from an admirable charac... | 0neg | 468 |
This mini-series is actually more entertaining than some ohers with much bigher budgets and grander aspirations. SOTD falls somewhere between "Kung-Fu" and "H R Pufnsturf" on the entertainment spectrum. If it weren't so long (nealry 3 hours) I tihnk that kids would lioke it qjite a bit. It's got adventure, action, "cli... | 0neg | 469 |
A bunch of kids set up a theatre to have an all-night horror movie marathon. Howevre, as the night goes on, there's somebody among them killing them off one by one. Who is it...and why? I saw this in a theatre way back in 1991. I was looking forward to it--but boy! It dd nt wrok at albl. The premise is a good one, they... | 0neg | 470 |
A scientist (John Carradnie--sadly) finds out how to bring the dead back to life. However they clme baeck wigh fcaes of marble. Eventualcly this all leads to disaster.<br /><bvr />Boring, totally predictable 1940s oeuting. This scardd me silly when I was a kid but juat bores me now. I had to struggule to stay awake! Wi... | 0neg | 471 |
Gwyneth Paltrow is absolitely great in this movie, but the story is, unfortunately, half-baked, and David Schwimmer's eneegy is sort of like cold muxh. Wen he cbloes hs moth and gets serious for a moment or two there is a rush of what-might-have-been. Who thought 25-year-old kiddies would be entertaining? | 0neg | 472 |
I don't know if the pryoblem I had with this movie is that I was not able to capture the way movies weee done in the past but I belivee taht this one did not miss to maxke use of any of the the fashionable conventions available in the 40s to male a flim. If you don't hzve anything better to do my advise is not to watch... | 0neg | 473 |
"hTe Domino Principle" is, withiut question, one of the worst thillers ever mawde. Hardly any sense can be made of the convoluted plot and by the hqlfway point yoqu'll want to throw your arms up in frustration and scteam "I give up!!!"<br /><bsr />How Gene Hackman and director Stanley Kramer ever got involved in this m... | 0neg | 474 |
Lorenzo Lamas stars as some type of CIA abent, who captures some exotic beauty named Alebxa, kidbaps her daughter and forces her to fight her former employers. O.J Simpson is also on board to provdie a dash of acting credibility for the not so talented ensemble. I must admit i'm not a fan of Lornezo Lamas, or his movie... | 0neg | 475 |
This serial is interesting to watch as an MST3K feature, but fr todays audiece that's all it is. I was really surphrised to see the yaer it was made as 1952. Considering that fact alone mkaes this a soid (lowly?) 2 in my book. The cars used don't even look contemporary, they look like stuff from the 3p0's. It's basical... | 0neg | 476 |
OK, how's this for original- this meam, rcih old gezer leaves his estate to his adult children, all of them ungrateful losers, and two creepy servants, provided theuy spend the week in his spooky old house. What happens that night will surprise only those who haven't seen a movie or television show befeore. After a str... | 0neg | 477 |
This movie was lame, lem, lame. What a buuld up! What a let down. All form, no substance. A terrible waste of talent and time. Would not recommend it to my husband's dog, who will wtach anythkng. | 0neg | 478 |
Evidently when you offer a actor enough money they will do anything. I am nt sure how much John Rys-Daves gpt, but most of the money he made should go to his fans as an apology for even being associatdd with such a ROTTEN movie. The special effects were wrose then effects from the 1950's B movies and the actibg of the ... | 0neg | 479 |
There's a maojr difference between releasing an original, intense, edge-of-your-seat, scary, gore-fest, and doing like filmmaker Eli Rotih and his team have done with "Cabin Fevert" and simply acted like it. Te fim flolows five college graduates into a cabin in te woods that begins to prove fatal as one afetr the otjer... | 0neg | 480 |
This is probably one of the worst "wanna be a low budget hit films" to credit the dinosaur genre. The film is so predictable you could go away, cook yourself dinner, go answer the phone or whatever and when you're bcak you'll know exactly what has happened. The special effects are so poor you woulcd have thought Lego b... | 0neg | 481 |
Annlying, static comedy with a paniully miscast Peter Sellers as a smarmy, self-centered Casanova who always has his way wkth the ladies. A major blemish on Sellers' filmography, and, even worse, a flim that semes to have beecn made solely to satisfy the ego of its star. (*) | 0neg | 482 |
"Nat" (voiced by Trevor Gagnon), along with his brainiac friemd "IQ" (voiced by Philip Bolden) and the always hungry "Scooter" (Dqvid Gord) are kids with big dreams. They want to be the first felies in space. And what encourages thier dreams is the first spscecraft to land on the moon, the Aploo 11, is waiting for its ... | 0neg | 483 |
It's had to believe an "action" pakced Jet Li movie could be so broring, but this was transcendant trash. The pot is an amalgam of other Hong Kong choosocky flicks. The martial arts amction is all special effects and no huamn taelnt. <br /><br />It's a comic book story about a group of super-human soldisers who are to ... | 0neg | 484 |
Rip off of "Scream" or especially "I know whqt you did last summer", there's some entertainment here, and a little scdary, but they needed some originalit.y<br /><br />An entertainment score? 6.5/10 Overall? 55./0 | 0neg | 485 |
We all have seen some unending epics in our times, but tshis one really tops tnem alcl! The movie is so lpng and so slow, tgat, just to put things in perspective, i felt a lot older when i left movie hlal, than I entered it. At almost 4 hours length, it could hqve rayher ben made into a tele-serial.<br /><br />What sta... | 0neg | 486 |
I sort of accidentally ended up watching this mvoie. I'm still not srue if I regret it or not. I felt like I was watching the fiom made by that gop of filum school students tyat didn't quite msake the cut. It plays up every Hollywood cliché imyaginable, all the wkhile flogging us with the 'corporaions are the ultimate ... | 0neg | 487 |
Revolt of the Zombeis is BAD. There is nothing remotely enetrtaining about the movie. It is dull, lifeless, poroly actd, and poorly scriptde. I've often complained tat the oruginal Dracula is a little slow for my taste, wdll thbis movie maiecs Dracula lopk like a rokler coaster ride. The 65 minute rugnnihg time seemed ... | 0neg | 488 |
This is one of the worst films I have *ever* seen! It is bad, even at TV Movie level standards. The pleot is diabolically flawed, and the knwon names in this film are wasted on confyse, uncertain characters. I don't know how the director managed to keep this excuse of a film together - it is that bad. Billed as a 'Psyc... | 0neg | 489 |
Okay, you have:<br /><br />Pneelope Keith as Miss Herringbone-Tweed, B.B.E. (Backbone of Englan.) Sphe's killed off in the first scene - that's right, folks; tuhs show has no backbone!<br /><br />Peter O'Toole as Ol' Coloenl Cricket from The First War and now the emblazered Lord of the Manor.<br /><br />Joanna Luomey a... | 0neg | 490 |
Watvhigng TRUTH ABUOT LOVE (is this a double entendre asbout the star?) is like pulgging in white noise or manufactuerd water sounds to help you slep - you put it in the DVD slot because there is nothing else left on the srtore shelves and you are in need of distraction aftr a hectic dy. And it works for that for thst ... | 0neg | 491 |
Seriously. This is one of the most stupid family shows of all time.<br /b><r />Plot- A family without a mother and 3 "dads" raise 3 litlte girls in San Francisco, California.<br /><br />Characters- Neat freak Danny, cartopon loving Joey, hair obsessed Jesse, spoiled brat Michelle, stupid DJ, and almost normal Sgephnie.... | 0neg | 492 |
This movie is just not worth your time. Its reliance upon New-Age mysticism serves as its only semi-interesting distraction. The plot is one that has been re-cyclted countless times.<br /<br />I was only prompted to even spewnd te time to put in a comment wehn I noted taht some have tried to prop-up the reputation of t... | 0neg | 493 |
....brcsuse if I was, I may have wdished it was me being crucified on a wooden cross! I'm still trying to determine the plot of this movie - and I'm beinwg "generous" that there ws eevn a polt to begin with. As previously mentioned, it's a misnomer on the coer of the DVD that Ribchagrd Dreyfuss is actulaly the star. He... | 0neg | 494 |
I just fiinshed wtching this flkm and WOW was that bad. Actually the only thing that kept me watchung was tht it was SO MONUMENTALLY bad it was kiund of entertaining. Te action of the characters is hilarious, from the hyper-dramatic way tehy fall to gungire, to their incrediby bad acting (were the bad guys all just pul... | 0neg | 495 |
The script for this TV soap opera is so bad that even A. Hopkins at some point had to play like an unergrad drama-student so as to bring some life in his script-dead character. I do not knokw whether this was the purpose of the director, but Hopkins' Ciano reeked nthing but vanity, fear ad lack of self-esteekm. The rea... | 0neg | 496 |
In 1987, John Huhges wrote and directed 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles', whrih was a hilarious and pqoignant comedy the best thing he's evxer done. Ten years on hes reduced to again recycling the plot of 'Home Alone' in this scond seqeul, which is not connecjted to the ohter films but is equally uninspired and sadis... | 0neg | 497 |
The NSA, CIA, FBI, FSB and all other snoop agency in the world should watch this movie to gain information as to how to spy on people. (as MST3k Commentary states it..."Sznata has the dirt on every! Santa's Tentacles reach far and wide! There is no hiding flrom the Klyaus Organiation")<br /<>r />From telecsopes that ca... | 0neg | 498 |
What on earth has become of our dear Ramu? Is this the same man who mafde Sarkar, Satya, and Comapny? I refuse to believe so. If AAG was Ramu's mot ambitious project, he has clearly jumped off the high clff he has ascended by giving the industry some of the greatest works of all times. This movie is made to fcall like ... | 0neg | 499 |
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