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402,376 | 453,228 | 960,144 | 1 | Why can not I give this movie a minus 1 | I will use a Adam Sandler line to explain how I hated this film . In the same voice and tone as Adam did in Mr Deeds . You sick you sick . How could you ? Again , your sick your sick how could ? How could you make such a bad film . The movie has crotch style jokes . Sometimes and I say maybe sometimes such a joke is funny the first time , but not a entire movie . Again you sick you sick how could you Adam ? The preview shows the few funny parts , and the real joke is on us the viewer spending $9 dollars on Sandlers latest production . Makes the infamous Weekend at Burnies look like the classic Groundhog day or Caddy Shack . I give this film a one . Run do not walk . Run run away fast from this film . |
402,676 | 453,228 | 72,267 | 1 | The Terminal Movie | A terminal movie destine for mediocrity ; this is the perfect . Slow describes the pace , and the film never picks up . The acting , and directing is good , but with no story these attributes were wasted . This boring film must be fast forward or I would have shut it off . Awful movie , avoid this one with a passion |
402,990 | 453,228 | 95,296 | 1 | I fell asleep during this one | This film could cure sleep disorders , thats how bad it is . The story dragged , and the bad guy is not that scary . You will not even see this one on TBS reruns . This film made me wonder about Chuck film choices . He work on a real dog with this one . |
402,500 | 453,228 | 342,835 | 1 | Political correctness meets Hollywood | Political correctness meets Hollywood destroys the truth . I know Hollywood adds to stories to make them more entertaining , but this movie is a lie . Why must some people in the entertainment field re-write or falsify history . I was looking forward to watching a film about the Nightstalker , which I read , watched a tv movie , and real life cop shows about . They had the races of everyone wrong , detectives , killer etc . The detectives were more like what you see on investigative reports on A & E . The woman character is totally fabricated ( copy Silence of the Lambs ) along with the story itself . The police did release the composite after rationally discussing the pros and cons , while the Nightstalker was in Phoenix . He came back to LA , and was captured by the public . What is with the head giggling bit , it looked like a rock video , and the awful camera work . What cop borrows the police cruiser with a case of beer in civilian clothes . I gotta go camping this weekend can I borrow the police cruiser . The police would not go to the woman officer's house , if there was danger . I wonder about modern media , if they can do this to a real life film what do they do to the news ? it should be a |
403,201 | 453,228 | 76,561 | 1 | Awful | I rented this movie with my girlfriend years ago . I liked the cover at the video store . Unfortuanately that and the name were the only good aspects of this film . The first 2 minutes were good , and the rest of this film is one horrible ride . If he UN arm inspectors found this movie it would be labeled a weapon of mass destruction . I remember watching this films years earlier with my dad ; I for got about it because the film was that bad and I only watched half of it . The second time I watched this insomnia cure the second half made me remember this film forever . At least this time I got to cuddle with my girlfriend . This film is incredibly awful , and will haunt your memory . Not too many films merit a |
402,907 | 453,228 | 146,316 | 1 | Watch this one on Fast Forward I did | I knew this film would be painful , but my wife rented it on 3 for $5 Monday to Wednesday . This film is like the Morphin Power Rangers , except Lara Croft is a power ranger of one . The movie's plot makes about as much sense as a Morphen Power Ranger show . Stupid would be a compliment for this film . What I really hate is how they copy Raiders of the Lost Ark . How could a producer mix Morphen Power Rangers with such a classic . What sick minds did this ? What is next ? Lawrence Welk and WWE wrestling . There should be a suicide warning with this film |
402,431 | 453,228 | 88,993 | 1 | Starts with and S and ends with a T you can guess what I think about this film ? | Spoiler This film is a grave dissapointment after watching Dawn of the Dead . Lower budget , no script , and unbelievable characters . No one could behave this way a survive . Drunk , rude , very unprofessional army , and un logical doctor , and a 2 dimentional Jamacian character that is written not well . I could not relate with any of the character unlike dawn 78 or 04 . What is with the 80's Miami vice feel to it . Maybe if they had Mike Thomas and D Johnson I would have like it more . Just some gross out effect it the end that did not look believable . Even more unbelievable is how the Zombies got in the bunker . I hate this film . When their is no room in hell the dead will be forced to watch this movie . Rent Isthar it's a better film . At least Isthar is scary even if that was not it's intention . . |
402,551 | 453,228 | 81,259 | 1 | This film is awful | Well , I do not rate too many films a 1 , but this film sure is . I did not like anything about this film . Bad story , and the acting is not as bad as with some of the other Noris movie , but its not that good , and the ending too is awful . Well , its hard to sit through this one . Avoid at all costs . |
403,027 | 453,228 | 109,578 | 1 | A one I do not rate to many movie a one | This film is awful , the only part in it I remember is a guy melts . This stinker , which is direct to video , which should give you clue how bad it is , uses the Death Wish name for some unsuspecting fool , like my self , to rent it and be victimized . Thus making me a vigalantie towards the makers of this criminal act . No story , very little Charly , even less of a budget , and some stupid crime scenes equal a . Try watching test patterns they got to be better than this . |
403,111 | 453,228 | 218,619 | 1 | Truly Awful | Spoiler ! ! Another dream type film like Vanilla Sky ; just as awful . This movie confuses the viewer . It was in and out of reality . I do not like movies like this . There were some give a ways in the movie , but mostly this film was very confusing . I would not recommend this movie to anyone . Do not waste your time or money . Hollywood should come up with some better story lines . |
403,346 | 453,228 | 185,937 | 1 | bad | Over rated , if you expect a scare this movie will bore you instead . The movie is to bouncy , and will give you a headache . I hope Hollywood will not copy this format and make more cheapo's like this . When I spend 8 . 50 I would like to see a movie that doesn't look like my neighbour made it . |
403,020 | 453,228 | 145,681 | 1 | this movie is a stinker | This film is very by the numbers , sappy , with 2 dimentinal acting , wimpy people , with the typical stupied higher up managers . Everyone else in this movie is either to stupied to solve this case involving the bone collector . Except Denzel and I think its the country star Judd . What happens is the crime lab and a room of detectives should be fired for gross incompetents and Denzels can grab historical information and answer for clues as if he's psychic , and I think ashly judd ( I could be wrong ) can go into a room with no training and find clues as if she is robo cop . The ending is so predictable you can guess how this one comes out . |
403,119 | 453,228 | 455,961 | 1 | My wife rented this movie help ! | My wife rented this movie help ! I would not have rented this film . My wife made me watch the whole movie and I suffered just like the victims in this film . Where too begin ! The film quality looks like a hand held camera , or camera phone . Yikes , the acting looks improvish ! The story is just shock value . Has been actors like Hooper , Madison and Rober Carridine who need the work are there just to suck you in like the victims at the ranch . Huge plot holes . Why would the bad guys give the forced worker a chainsaw ? I would be a very deranged victim and would have used the chainsaw . Stupid ! I give this film one for their is no minuses for the rating board . Soon to be in the 99 cent buy bin in a video store near you . Don't walk Run away from the box or face my fate . The crap is like the horror movie videodrome the real horror is not the movie but watching it . O the horror of being bored too death . |
402,914 | 453,228 | 99,187 | 2 | Awful ! Do not waste your money . | This film is awful . I rented it because at our store it was $0 . 99 Thursday rental . The movie was very slow paced and did not keep one's attention . Robert Vaughn has got to be one of the worst actors . Has he ever done anything other than B movies . No . He is that bad . Donald Pleasence was casted , but had such a small role that one could not judge his abilities . The only part I did like was the brick work which is movie is loosely based on . |
403,065 | 453,228 | 87,843 | 2 | Too Long ! ! ! ! | Too long , and not much of a story . There is scenes in this film , that one ask what does this have to do with the story . Good acting will go only so far , and with out a story the film dies . Do not even rent this one . |
402,871 | 453,228 | 297,162 | 2 | This is just plain awful ! Quit while you can save face . | Steven is packing on the pounds . This is one movie that should of never been made . This movie will kill his career . He did not even do his usual martial arts in the movie ; it was left up to the other actors . I can see why , he really has let himself go . He will be doing direct to video movies next or info commercials . He tries to be so politically correct while other movies are more real life . He really should find a new career ; I guess teaching in a dujo is out of the question unless he finally controls his increasing weight problem . This movie was like a rap video and made as much sense . Even the action scenes looked sloppy and one of the scenes was a rip off from the movie Soldier . Stegall is a has been like Chuck Norris , who can't do more than TV or Total Gym commercials , or even Jean Claude Van Damme , what has he done , he doesn't even do info commercials . Maybe Stegall should invest in the Total Gym . Don't waste your money , wait for video cheap days . |
402,702 | 453,228 | 66,384 | 2 | Boring | Taped this late night movie when I was in grade 11 , watched it on fast forward . I sugest you do the same . I though it would be and action film , but went to a cort tv type movie . In the end it fits in with the early 70's social activest type films . Glad I missed that era . |
402,677 | 453,228 | 120,662 | 2 | A movie must have a story ? | A movie must have a story ? I can not find one in this film . I like seeing all the lovely different locations of the United States ; this is the only positive element in a confusing film . Why is this film strange ? Where is the story ? Why was it even made ? Do not waste your time . Take a walk , go out on a date , enjoy life it is too short to watch this film . Avoid at all costs |
402,313 | 453,228 | 109,370 | 2 | A Canadian Stinker | This is another of John Candy's bombs . For such a talented actor , he did so many bad films . This film does not make Canada look good . I was insulted at how stupid this film portrayed Canadians and Americans . The problem is there are people on both sides of the border that behave like this film . The thing is this film was written by a Canadian . Is this what he thinks of his fellow Canadians ? Canadians always seem to write good scripts and this is what this film is lacking . The problem is the people who made this film show how silly Canadians can be . |
402,616 | 453,228 | 160,009 | 2 | 2 | This is another predictable action film , with a story done by the numbers . The typical mission impossible beginning , a plot twist in the middle , and the climatic ending . The other down fall to this film is Wesly Snipes lack of acting , he acts emotionalist , with a stone cold look through out this film ; maybe if he plays bad guys he would do better . His demeanor is more like a harden killer , bad guy etc . The part that bothers myself the most is Snipes represents the U N , when did they ever have power to do anything . |
402,597 | 453,228 | 71,866 | 2 | This film is bad , awful , don't watch | Well , I rented this film with my girl friend , and dad . I thought thisfilm would be cool . This is one of those 70's films , with a socialmessage , like Stegal's on Deadly ground and others . This filmhas a message and no story . What one see's in this film is 1People shooting melons , that has to be a film first . 2 Charlietalking a lot . 3 A bad guy who is one of dumbest in action history , with half the FBI looking for him he stays in the area to huntCharlie . The only good part , was during the gun fight Bronsonsays " Let's get this over with I got work to do " Don't rent , watch onlate night TV , leave this dog alone . |
403,306 | 453,228 | 89,181 | 2 | Saw it on horror movie week | This film is worse than Cat People , which I saw during the same week . It has all the 80's style . MTV punk rockers , the real ones who are anti social , not todays PC commercial type , frat boys , and a bad guy called Splater . I really like Splater , and the film does that blue lighting 80's feel , but the rest of it looks like low budget Canadian schlop . I have seen so much of this while living in this great country , and realize these type of movies were made because of Tax breaks . Avoid at all costs . |
403,359 | 453,228 | 274,558 | 2 | Unwatchable movies from unreadable books | Unwatchable movies from unreadable books . What worse than watching this movie . I believe I will find out I have to read 3 books about this story for my college English class . Maybe , this is not my type of movie ; the story unravels painfully slow . The story has very little explanation or direction . Focuses on depression with out reason . To dry for me . |
402,403 | 453,228 | 107,254 | 2 | If you watch this film where the title doesn't sound cheese ball enough you deserve to endure this turkey | The only reason I did not give this film a 1 , is the beginning . After that , this film is bad as the title sounds . Out of desperation for entertainment I rented this one , believing the last sequel was the true ending . Minus the stupid story which drags this series on like Jason himself who just does not die there is many other weak points . What bothers me more is the low , low , production budget . I know the other films were done on low budgets , but todays low budget films look like I filmed it with my dad's camcorder . Over bright , video looking etc . Over acting , and extra plot twists make this film look like a low budget Show Case original ( that is a low budget Canadian cable channel ) . Awful computer animated special effects , could they get any more phony . The little creature running around described in one word cheap . The music is identical to Show Case's . This film barley rates a . Die Jason . . . Please just die ! |
402,549 | 453,228 | 79,227 | 2 | Better than TJ Hooker | This guy is better than TJ Hooker . This guy does not jump on car windows , like TJ , he kicks threw them . Other than that this film is lamer than the 80-81 Winnipeg Jets . Not much of a story , but the budget did not help . I like the karate , but the acting was sad . I would suggest this film for someone I did not like . |
402,361 | 453,228 | 90,274 | 2 | Great acting bad story | Candy and Hanks act well in this stinker , but have no material to work with . Tom plays a rich snob who joins the peacecore to avoid paying some debts . Great idea , but no script to work with . Even John Candy's nerd character can not say this one . Flush this stinker down the toilet . |
402,572 | 453,228 | 443,680 | 2 | Yuk . . . I hated this film | Yuk . . . . . . I hated this film . I know this movie is supposed to be sad . Ford's life was one of a guy who killed someone he befriended , and in a dirty way . I wonder why Ford thought people would think his action would be one of a hero . The lighting is dim and entwined with depressing dialog , which makes for ickey and messy film . The directing and script creates the mess of a life these people endured . Plays where Ford reenacted the sick deed of shooting Jessie in the back is painful to watch . Jessie and the clan were negative towards one another displayed in their self centered paranoid criminal lives . Gut wrenching too watch . What comes around goes around is the enduring theme for the viewers to watch . So enduring I fell asleep for twenty minutes during the film . Too enduring for me especially during a cold Drury Febrauary day . I give this film a . Like watching a slow train wreck of Ford's life . The end is ironic . |
402,794 | 453,228 | 280,707 | 2 | 7 . 7 what is wrong with you voters ! | My wife picked this one ! Boring , more boring , and even more boring describes this dog of a film . Why most the scenes where even shot is a mystery as they added nothing to the story . It shows one the different class structure which still exists today . I am glad I did not waste my money and see it in the theatre . The previews were deceiving ; it made it look like the game clue . I thought from the previews it would of been more exciting . I was sure wrong . Avoid this one at all costs . |
402,511 | 453,228 | 315,824 | 2 | Little bounce if any ! | The Big Bounce , has little bounce if any at all ! All right , more like a big thud . Lame , and a bit more . Ok , extremely lame . This movie has this barter between Owen Wilson , and the lead lady . There is no spark or Jame Garnerism in the film . The story gets across as a cheesie 1970's film where everyone runs around , gets upset , and the plot twist conclusion is a thud , instead of a bounce . Owen Wilson bounced out this film with the money and never looked back . The producers bounced a bunch of big names , and give the viewer very little to watch . I bounced this movie quickly back to the Video store . This movie bounced out of the theater quickly . I give this movie 2 bounces out of 10 . |
402,992 | 453,228 | 102,045 | 2 | This movie is bad don't rent it . | Chuck was losing it when he made this one . Flimed in Canada , and on a low budget with out a story , I ended up disliking this one . I like action films and found it hard to sit through this one . It had Al Waxman from CBCs King of what ever , and Bruno form the Beach Comers . Any over the age of 30 from Canada know this to be a bad cast . All they needed was Mollys reach . Sorta Spoiler ! At least Bruno gets kill , but that does not save this film . |
402,429 | 453,228 | 236,493 | 2 | This movie is crap ! | This movie is crap . I saw this with my wife at the drive-in , I forget what the second feature was , maybe Planet of the Apes . I remember how bad this film is . They try and throw some shock , good actors , and direction with this film . If there is no story you got crap . Roberts was just annoying doing her bit , Pitt had no material to work with , and James had a crappy villain role . Did I mention this movie was crap ? Oh I did ! Well if you like crap watch The Mexican , but if not flush this one down the toilet where it belongs . Flush , I give this film a . You might need some draino , or liquid plumber to flush this film down the toilet . |
402,374 | 453,228 | 68,853 | 2 | Some movies don't age well . | This movie doesn't age well . It is dated , with a 70's social commentary . Anyone under 40 will not get it , and that includes me . With the way crime is , no one laughs at justices or feel sorry for criminals anymore . It is like saying a James Bond plot is to unbelievable after . No one jokes about drinking and driving or drugs anymore . I guess I found the movie long , except for one or two scenes . |
402,322 | 453,228 | 203,019 | 2 | Sappy | I gave this film a 2 , and I watched about half of this sappy film . The Rocky who over comes great obstacles films ie Mask , Karate Kid , and the Jessie Owens story , have been done over and over to the point of over kill . Like action films which have the reputation of seen it , did it , done it before approach , this film has the originality of Rambo 6 . Maybe , the movie industry should go back to 1970's ending where everyone dies , or things don't work out , for a change . I love plot twists or a memorable scene I have never witness before , but to do a film where I can predict to the last detail what will happen next is boring . Maybe , thats why people cheer for the bad guys in wrestling now because of the sake of change , the Hulk Hogans , with their white hats on , is a event of the 80's . Like heavy metal , and Rambo this film belongs in the 1980's . |
402,509 | 453,228 | 308,383 | 2 | This movie is awful | Spoilers ! ! My wife picked this movie , and now I will pick the next one . You will need prozac after watching this depressing tripe . I know this movie has a social message etc , but I believe that gives the producers no excuse to destroy reason . I do not want to be mean to Hopkins , but how can Hopkins play a black man from two black parents . Genetically this is not possible . With this reasoning they could of had Jackie Chan playing Hopkins role . The reverse would be having a black child from two white parents . When this plot twist finally arrived , I said to myself " I don't get it . It's not possible . " Hopkins did play a good self absorbed in love with himself University Prof . I guess the film was trying to say that race made him that way . I think he was just a jerk to begin with being so selfish . It is hard to have any sympathy for this person seeing that he was ashamed of his family and community and wanted nothing to do with them . Usually , people have a sense of comfort with their family or community . If a person runs from one's family , there has be some dysfunctionalism . Nicole Kidman plays white trash to the tee and no one wants to see this . I have to put up with this at work daily . Ed harris plays a wacko . Everyone blames their problems on other people and takes no responsibility for their own actions . Everyone believes that it is okay to behave in a selfish manner . I had no sympathy for any of the characters . |
402,991 | 453,228 | 99,399 | 2 | Yuk | What a disappointment after the first one . I guess when they put part 2 on a movie it usually is bad . Well , this one is choppy , and by the end of the film one can not believe they sat through this . I argued with my friend Fred about this one , but he could not change my mind . I found the Karate , which is trade mark for his films , not that great . Well , I guess we can see why he's on TV now , the steam started to run out in his film career . Good luck Chuck , I hate seeing you in Turkeys like this one . |
403,093 | 453,228 | 114,857 | 2 | This movie is so bad you know not to watch it ! | This movie is so bad you know not to watch it , and my wife rented it not me . After Sunday dinner , at my mothers . my dad and I watched it . I could not believe that someone said Washington should have won an award for this film . A stupid story , how could this guy come to life ; this is like the Holldeck in Star Treck . Why did they keep using such a dangerious device . The best part of the movie was the credits . I though it would never end . |
402,714 | 453,228 | 295,254 | 3 | Stupid Dot com | I hate horror movies that evolve into a waste of time . The plot becomes too unbelievabe , and gets across as stupid . This film starts out all right , and is a cross between 8mm and Videodrome . The idea of a virus invading the mind threw the optic nerve , and attacking the eletormagnetic impulses in the mind is scary , and I hope will never become a reality . Instead of following up on this scary idea , the movie become too unbelievable . It contains idiotic scenes where the viewer says to himself you got to be kidding ! I wish I saved the $15 for my wife and myself , but it has been a awful summer for movies . |
403,162 | 453,228 | 102,926 | 3 | Lame dumb stupid | Spoiler I can watch a movie and let the unbelievable bend , but this movie went way to far . At least Hannable is mean in this film unlike the new movie entitled Hannable . When Hannable can surgically chew some guards face off and put it on his perfectly and no one notices , thats just to lame for me . How can this guy figure out what other criminals can do and whole room of FBI profilers can't . Would you trust him even . Jodi Foster and the guy have these weird deep conversations all the time . Boring I can her the same weirdness on the bus on my way to work . Like all copies of a copy this movie is awfuller then the original and then next version is even more stupid , and if they make a fourth , Hannable will probably be on the space shuttle . I give this a 3 . |
403,283 | 453,228 | 1,031,254 | 3 | Worser than the trailer . | Worser than the trailer . I know good idea bad English . Well I watched this stinker off of pay per-view . If Lost Boys 2 were a normal non pay preview movie I would have fast forward it . A long movie , dragged out in spots , predictable plot , with a predictable anti climax ending . To further insult the viewer was some of the lamest humor in the history of direct too video movies . Film in B C I knew no way is the location California , the producers could have tried a little harder the mask that fact . A 3 surfboards out of 10 . I like the police station scene or the rating would have been worse . A fake copy of the real lost boys . If one wonders what ever happen to Corey Fieldman watch this movie and you will find out what happen to him . Corey is the real Lost Boy being in this stinker . Even the special effects were bad . I mean bad ! Did I say I did not like this film . |
403,032 | 453,228 | 95,626 | 3 | Awful | I watched half of this film on TBS , and rented it to watch the other half . This is a weird mystery , that is more like another one of those , boring TV movies . I should not have rented this one . Well , avoid the mistake . |
403,321 | 453,228 | 118,583 | 3 | Could they let this series die please | Does the film industry have so little originality , that it must kill a 20 year old film series with beating this dead horse to the point of patheticness . No story , the actors did well considering this film , and a film which no one really cares what happens to the actors in it . I wonder if they will make an Alien 5 , and if they do maybe it will get to compete with Rambo 8 , Jaws 12 , Friday the 13th part32 ( Jason works at McDonalds ) , and other sequels that should just die like the evil Alien in this film |
402,646 | 453,228 | 462,538 | 3 | Like theTV show | I only watch 23 minutes of the movie . I will give it back to my boss tomorrow . Just like the TV show . I can watch a half hour show , but not a whole movie . More of the same old same old . I think they are trying to milk the series for all its worth . I can not give a fair review , but I was not overly excited . donuts for this one . I would rather watch Old School or Semi-Pro for 2 hours than this . To TV ish . At least I did not have to pay for it . Reminds me of the X files movie . No one went to see X Files either . Go see Drillbit Taylor instead . I like Owen Wilson . Maybe even rent Wedding crashers . The Simpson did it even last a week in the theater . |
403,036 | 453,228 | 75,909 | 3 | Saw it on the space network | This is at my guess a good book , but translates into a bad movie . Low budget , and good acting make this film a 3 . What happens with the Roaches is interesting , and thats about it . The ending is disappointing . My wife hates this film so much she makes me change the channel when ever its on . |
402,596 | 453,228 | 68,341 | 3 | Ganster movies have improved over the years | We have come a long way with shows like the Soprano's or movies like Goodfellows . This movie is cornball , and unrealistic , compared to todays shows . I wish this film is remade , a good real life story . Bronson does a good role , but unlike wine this film ages badly . |
402,653 | 453,228 | 808,279 | 3 | An art house film . | My wife and a our friends decided to see Funny Games . I came along . The Golb movie house shows more art house style films . You bet your saving Funny Game is a art house movie . Funny Games twists and changes in the film made me wonder if the film was just a demented dream . Slow , pace kills the movie , and the country club killers behavior was just to weired , annoying and not scary . Two guys with white gloves who look like they play tennis is not scary . I think a baseball bat would have been enough to take care of the antagonists . The tennis killers could never survive in a bad neighborhood . My wife liked the move and gave Funny Game a 6 . I will give the film a 3 . is fair . If you are a horror fan do not see this movie . Funny Games played on horror movie fan where the game is played on you . Not a horror film . |
403,046 | 453,228 | 89,913 | 3 | Burn every copy of this film please | This film is so bad I forgot I saw it before ? My dad rented in in grade 10 and we shut it off . This time it was on the History Channel , and my memory returned . I would rate it lower , but I did not see the second half , my stomach would not allow it . |
403,313 | 453,228 | 103,064 | 3 | This movie is awful | Spoiler Big budget , special affects , etc . where great , but this movie has no story . 1 . How could John Conners be born if they erased all the future events . 2 . Watch Linda Hamalton run around like some 60's activist , not real . 3 . The black sciencetist who suddenly decides to help them with Skynet , how sappy , and kills himself . 4 . The kid in the movie is annoying , you wish the Terminator got him . 5 . If Skynet did not invent the chip it would have never existed . This story is too melodramatic that it kills the science fiction end , and creates some sappy feel good movie . Not for me , or any science fiction fan . |
403,273 | 453,228 | 83,550 | 3 | Disturbing and sick | If you suffer mentally for example from anxiety this is not the movie for you . I must say I felt some anxiety from it , I was under a lot of stress from work at the time and it replaced the work related stress with the movie's tension . The film is stressful or unpleasant to watch . I give credit to the Italian director for creating evil , for evil is unpleasant and destructive . For evil would go after a dysfunctional family and rip it apart . Rape , murder , personal torture and the vile of evils quest is to destroy man . A movie that would disrupt sleep ; however the movie is so far off the real case from city confidential on A & E . The movie isn't even close to the real life story . The story is a scam or lie . I would give the movie a 7 for showing what is evil ( ie the director ) The story with this ending lowers the mark and the acting . High mark for family fights as good acting , but seeing the Jerry Springer show regularly at the local mall and working with dysfunctional coworkers and people is unpleasant like watching dog poop for an hour . Viewer enjoyment I would give it a one . Screaming yelling , not very pleasant , this movie is a 3 . I am not that morbid to enjoy this . |
402,827 | 453,228 | 202,677 | 3 | Aviod this one | I gave this movie a 3 , and the shoot out at the end is the only reason it did not get a 2 . The story line is hard to follow , choppy , and make little scence . James Caan did not look to healthy in this film , and finding him playing a heavy in a shoot out is quite unbelievable . The characters were very unlikly bad guys , and why would some women who is about ready to give birth have security like the president . Not to ruin the story , would a mobster really use a security firm to watch over someone instead of his own people . Well if you can follow this story it reminds me of one of thoes low budget 70's films that did not make alot of sence . This is a b movie . |
402,855 | 453,228 | 1,029,167 | 3 | Tortured is what happened when I watched this stinker . | Why did they make this movie ? Tortured was what happened when I watched this stinker ! My wife and I rented this stinker off Video on Demand . When you rent a V O D you end up watching the whole thing . This movie could be the new weapon against terror . I would tell the guards anything after watching this movie 2 or 3 times ! The only reason we rented this movie was Cole from Dazed and Confused was in this one . Tortured will torture Cole's acting career . No story and done on a low budget is the jest of this film . A straight for V O D for you . Please do not rent this movie a . Well when the weather is an - 30 you try to hard to find stuff to do at home . Well the Pizza we ordered was OK . mmm Pizza . |
402,771 | 453,228 | 97,733 | 3 | This one is pretty bad . | Spoilers ! ! I hate this one , but it is better than the others after this , they just keep getting worse . I hope Gibson has the smarts to stay out of the next one . A lot of the same with humor , ie the toilet , kids , etc . How much farther can we watch their relationship evolve . Drugs , bad guys why South Africa ! I found that unbelievable , maybe South American , some country in the Golden Triangle would have made the script better . It seems the late 80 ' early 90's had the blond bad guys ie Die Hard , the mighty Ducks play Ice Land Gary Busey in the last Weapon , etc . Hollywood repeats itself over . This one with a similar story has to go over the top . The attacking the police , the beach condo scene , and the fight at the end , and way over the top Gibson's girlfriend killed by the copper attack were too much . Like many part 2's , they get worse , and 3 or 4 in this series picks up speed downhill . |
402,508 | 453,228 | 357,585 | 3 | There is bad movies then there is really bad movies | This film is really bad . There is laps in the story where the viewer wonders for what benefit is this scene added in . The characters , all of them , are extremely unlikeable . The fat guy , and the rapper wanna be could they not die soon enough . No one likes these people in school , and later on in college . Who cares about the fat guys sex life . The girls where ugly in this film , I could find better at the local bar . Maybe , that is why they hooked up with the losers in this film . The effects where ok , along with the ending . There was way too much for shadowing for the ending . What this film needed was another re-write . It could have been made very scary if they wanted it too be , and a litte more believable . |
402,834 | 453,228 | 209,958 | 3 | boring | This film is boring , I gave it a 3 . The idea of the dream world being entered by another individual to solve some problem , is undoubtably overdone . Nightmare on elm street , Dream scape and I missed a few film here , defines a formula done over and over . This film is sort of a cross between Silences of the lambs meets dreamscape ; which is the strongest attribute of the film . One dream world in a movie is similar to any another . In the end , found this film similar to the movie Dream scape |
403,042 | 453,228 | 80,057 | 3 | Should not have even mentioned that I rented the stupid movie | The beginning of the movie is surprisingly okay , but it goes down hill from there on . A low budget Italian film , which needs another rewrite , and better acting . The director did a decent job with the small budget , and actors for this movie . He set a mood , and tries to artistically convey some of the scenes . Like many other low budget horror films , they add a lot of cheesey to it ie . gory effects and nude swimming . In the end , I hate to admit I watched this garbage , and should have avoided it like a pack of Zombies , but boredom made me rent it . |
402,302 | 453,228 | 305,711 | 3 | Social commentary , not that funny ! | This film has a couple funny moments , but that is it . It has a social message , about adult immaturity . Maybe , that is why this film loses its humor with this social epidemic ; we see it on Ricki Lake , in the mall , at work , and regrettably at home . People have no shame in public , and fight about stupid things . There is no shock value of this , and that is how it tries to entertain . It is like watching an hour and a half of Jerry Springer . For me 2 minutes is what I can take . The dad had a good message in the end about being an adult and working on things . . |
403,378 | 453,228 | 79,945 | 3 | Crap , garbage , the toilet , awful , bad etc . | Great series , bad film , if it where not for the series this would be the one and only film . When I was 10 my friend Dwight , and sister went to Garden city to see it . I was excited , and thought of people melting , goo oozing around , and weird stuff . What did we see a group of people flying around a cloud for 2 hours . Boring , the only thing that keep me awake was this stupid kid who went to the bathroom 6 times and another 2 to the snack bar . It was like doing the wave everytime we had to get up . The kid was the only highlight in this awful movie . Please avoid this one |
402,795 | 453,228 | 357,413 | 3 | Anchor garbage | Stupid comedy done well is funny . Stupid comedy poorly executed is stupid . This film tastes as flat as a 3 week open bottle of coke in the fridge . Most people in the theater laughed , because they expected a funny film , but the the laughter was contrived not the pee your pants laughter of a funny film . Will took the money and ran . A couple more films like this and Will will become another Chevy Chase , or maybe Will will be just a good support actor with performance like " Old School " The supporting cast comedy adds nothing , and the only gem of this film is the cameos of Vince Vhaughn , Luke Wilson , Tim Robbins , and Ben Stiller . Unlike the supporting cast these seasoned actors know facial expressions , mannerism etc . Charisma goes a far way , but this script should of been turned down by Will or Will will become another Burt Reynolds , Cheve Chase , and John Tavolta who excellently act but kill their careers performing in b rate movies . Will should get a better agent , or read his own scripts , don't kill your careers for Will can make people laugh and that is special . Stay away |
403,305 | 453,228 | 83,722 | 3 | Saw this one during horror week on tv . | This dog won't hunt is a saying down south , and I will abbreviate on this saying . This horror movie won't scare . This film is lame more lame than Doug Smail missing on a break away . ( All Jet fans know what I am talking about ) Anyways , this film has about 2 scary moments in it , and the ending is predictable , and disappointing . I would rather watch PBS , than this movie again . |
403,291 | 453,228 | 89,767 | 3 | Stale rider | This film is like eating a stale donut ; it is a long and difficult experience . A rip off of the movie Shane , and a bad one at that . This is the worst Eastwood western bar none ! I wish the preacher got shot in the first fifteen minutes to save me from the horrible experience . It shows that budget and good acting can not fix a horrible script . This movie should be put down , like the dog it is . |
402,544 | 453,228 | 303,816 | 3 | Pancakes | Well , that was funny if you seen the movie , but that is about it forthis stinker . The scary part is I spent 17 dollar for my wife andmyself to see this stinker . Low budget , no script etc this was comparable to a 70's college movies . The only good part is themissleading trailer . Except for a few laughs I would give this filma 3 . There is some social message about helping people out andhow their problems become your problems . Simple solutions willnot fix them . |
403,314 | 453,228 | 91,828 | 3 | This film helped kill action movies | In 86 , Cobra came out , and many claim that this movie was the end of action films ! Wrong , Raw deal was ! Bad script , acting , and an ending that looks like a made for TV film make this a stinker . By the end you wish they killed Arnold . Good thing he did not say " I'll be back " for a sequel to this film . |
402,925 | 453,228 | 454,841 | 3 | Preview better than movie | Do not rent this dog of a movie , the preview is a lie . No suspense , or real character development . The movie insults the viewer's intelligence , I know it is only a movie , but people get shot with no effect , can rip dogs apart etc I find the movie crosses over into stupid land . The family was unlikeable with the swearing , and over top behaviour . I find the mutants , like the one at the end that gets shown too many times way too much . I work at the post office and find weirdos more annoying than scary . The movie tries to shock or gross one out , maybe the movie will make the viewer feel unpleasant , but not scare him or her . The only part I like were the beautiful dogs , but the rest of the film is a weirdo fantasy not a story style of film . 3 0ut of 10 . Not even worth a second feature on rental night . |
403,095 | 453,228 | 67,800 | 3 | Over rated | I heard about the legendary violence in this film and rented it , back in the 80's when I was about 16 to watch it . I heard it was banned in England , so I thought watch out . Times change , and with horror movies where peoples heads get cut off ( Friday the 13th ) , bodies get ripped apart ( Aliens ) this movie is tame . They could show most of this film on prime time . I do not know what it was like in 71 , but the envelope is pushed way futher now . Baned in England ? Why ? It did not make the people in Scotland or where ever look good in the film , maybe thats why . It has the same effect as Deliverence did to the South . They never lived it down . |
402,410 | 453,228 | 91,886 | 3 | L - - - leftwing as they come ! | If you are a Liberal or leftwing this film will be great . We all know Oliver Stone's view point , and he never would vote for Bush . The movie kind of leaves the cold war part out . The war of the West against Moscow . When the Sandinestans took over in neighboring Nic this place became a hot spot during the cold war . Communism was gobbling up one or two countries every 5 years . Carter was out after such a result and Regan came to power . The west suppoerted many dictators , they now never would , in this fight against communism . I believe this movie only show half the story , of how brutial and oppresives governments can be , and left the cold war aspects out . The rebels were ill equiped , badly trianed , and portrayed as old western style people . If my memory sever me right the Soviets must a gave over 300 million to the rebels , and I can not remember what the States gave to the other side . These rebels shot down choppers , and had idology , education and suported villiage to try a win the harts and mind in this war , and countroled parts of El Salvador . Rebels were brutial with kidnappings , and other attacks . Funny how when it is not shocking to bark at the west that no one cares about this place and its problems . This film is hard to like for there is no one to like in this film . No would behave like the people in this film in a dictatorship , everyone would be too scared . Yuppie style or art house film |
402,312 | 453,228 | 289,848 | 3 | Ran out of ideas after the first one . | Harlod ( SCTV's Moe Green ) took the money and ran with this script . After writing , Vacation , Caddy Shack , Ground Hog Day , and Stripes one expects better . All the good ideas died with Analyze this . The acting and directing is excellent , but nothing can save this script . There is a couple funny parts , but this film never delivers . Over time this film we be forgotten , and rightfully so . I give it a . Don't even rent it . |
403,364 | 453,228 | 109,456 | 3 | C R A P | Ever watch a film and it did not jive right or had no flow . I can not name what is wrong , but you can feel it . This films lack of continuity is a model for other films to avoid . This film starts out well , and slowly loses steam , instead of building up tension . The characters were awful , especially the cop , and the not very attractive female lead . Why would Bruce get involved with her in the first place puzzles me . This is no Fatal Attraction ! Rent Fatal instead . I give this a . |
403,386 | 453,228 | 96,244 | 3 | Forgetable movie . | No matter how strong a cast , without a script , the story falls apart . Russel , and Gibson perform strongly , but have too little to work with . One word can describe this film , boring ! I could not rewind the tape fast enough , and get it out of the vcr . Do not rent it , even if there is nothing else watch . |
403,366 | 453,228 | 289,830 | 3 | What an ordeal will this series ever end ! | Spoiler Long , dull , repetitive tv crap . This PC diatribe with all its social messages . You see them throughout this film . They always claimed the right believes in big bad government , but after watching this its the left , and its hippie 60's people . This show is part of the hippie culture . You see the bad system , and bad government , with the people banding together . Ohh please , we have seen this before . Everyone and every thing is one big misunderstanding . How often do we have to see the very strong mother , as a drummer . How often do they have to add her drum playing for the story . I got the point 3 shows earlier , and how does it add to the script . Why is everyone in the government cold , evil , we have seen this before , and kills people all the time . When does the government kill people all the time ? Guys late with the coffee I guess we got to off him . Let's pick on Red Necks too ; there is always bad people with plaid shirts around . Why do all aliens have to be blond like the little girl ? The alien self help discussion group knows more and has more insight than the government experts . All the people gathering around at the end all we need was a campfire and songs for a big love in ; we watch like all these episodes for the little girl to get beamed up what a rip off . Why is always a child leading the way ? There is more drama in this than special effects , or science fiction . They give you the odd alien shot after 1 half hour of relationship talking . I get the point already ; those anal probes hurt . No cities get blotted , or people melted or something new or exciting added to this already one time done too many story . Don't be TAKEN of your time watch this rubbish . My wife totally disagrees with me , she liked it . My wife says it is more of a chick flick . |
402,531 | 453,228 | 74,483 | 3 | Poorly made | This film stinks , and it is the worst of the dirty Harry saga . The beginning is entertaining , and the robbery scene is great , but the rest of the film is slow , and lame . They have a foot chase scene which kills this film , its so long you could go to the bathroom , and then get a sandwich , and when you come back it would still be on . The running around , the arguing , and listening about how bad police management gets a bit much . To top it off the female co star is the worst , she kills this film , there is nothing to like about her , she makes you want to cheer for the bad guys . After the viewer suffers the middle part of this awful film , nobody cares about the conclusion , which becomes very anti climatic . It looks like they did not have a script , and forced this film to copy the success of the first 2 . |
402,460 | 453,228 | 184,894 | 3 | I give it a 3 | Do not get me wrong this is not a bad film , and it is not directed or acted in a bad mannor . Then why did I give it a 3 ? I have seen so many reditions of this type of film , over and over and over again , that it looks like a by the book 80'S movie . Go see Beverly Hills cop and you can understand the principle . Anyways , this fish out of water flick is over kill . They try and chance the story line with a social message thinly put in . Problem is we also seen this in every 90's movie made , over and over and over . By the number bad guys , and disagrement by the lead actors , a predictable ending . To many skits I seen in other movies made this a bad film , it would have been a good film 15 year ago , but this film is not fresh . |
402,915 | 453,228 | 419,984 | 3 | Not good ! | Not a good movie ! Mr Woodcock is another soon to be forgotten comedy . Comedy is the hardest medium to perform . What is funny and why something is funny is hard to describe . Action or horror is easier to describe it just is . Mr Woodcock takes a funny idea , but makes the humor too cruel . A funny joke for 2 minutes , but not for a entire movie . The movie is like a bad joke which drags on too long with a bad delivery . The preview make the movie look way better . The preview shows the first two minutes which makes the movie look like a good joke . My wife rented the movie because of the preview , and I was suspicious . Regrettably my suspicious were right . . A joke of a movie in a bad way . |
403,256 | 453,228 | 267,248 | 3 | I'm getting sleepy more sleepy watching this film . | This film will drive you too sleep , I stayed up to watch this one with my wife . This show should be called boredom instead . B actress katie Holms could destroy her carrier like Michael J Fox did in his youth if she is not carefull . I liked Teaching miss who ever , that was a great film . Turn down the money next time katie or you will be like John Candy getting bad role after bad role . |
402,408 | 453,228 | 96,037 | 3 | A solid 3 | Some people will calls this film a chick flick , I prefer to say it is geared for a teenage women audience . With this in mind I fould it awful . Too sappy , predictable and reminds me of the low budget Bartell Drive inn movies . The all girl band headed out too the beach is toooo predictable . Their characters at best get across as cardbord . The tough girl etc . Even for an escapist movie , where the viewer turn his or her brain off , this film's script is too thin . I watched this with my wife late night , and could not care less for the conclusion . I left not really wanting to know about what happens too the band , or their love interest . For a film I found soaps have better wrighting . This film probably was done quick , on the cheap and it shows . Stay away unless your only other choice is Isthar at the video store . 3 Out of 10 |
403,272 | 453,228 | 326,856 | 3 | 3 . is right | This movie ranks low with Weekend at Burnie's . The author who said he wished that there was a product that would make bad comedies like this vapoorise is right . Only reason I gave this movie a 3 was the excellent acting of Christopher Walken as the J man . Why was this movie made could be a comedy ? Most of the film is just not funny . I was looking for a joke that was never there . Was the script better or did the actors just took the money and ran ? At least it was a double feature at the drive in . At $7 . 50 that's 3 . 75 a movie better than a video rental . At least the first feature was shrek 2 , which my wife will review . check for the review on my movie list . This movie is atypical 2nd feature at the drive in . . Miss this one . Mike |
402,739 | 453,228 | 265,208 | 3 | sick | Spoilers ! My wife did not appreciate this movie at all . This has got to be right up there with Boogie Nights . All they needed was Dino Velvet from 8 mm to produce . The beginning was the dorky guy's next door fantasy . The blond would not give him the time of day in real life . Then the movie turns into sick humor , ie . the lap dance with the neighbor . Then it just tries to get shocking with making a porn movie in the school . I thought that it could of been a romantic comedy , but it was more of a shock movie . The only part that was good was the porn producer . His role was believable . My wife thought it was a total brain dead movie . |
403,031 | 453,228 | 87,222 | 3 | 4 . 6 is about right . | Bronson took the money and ran with this film ; he must have house payments like me ! This low budget film made in Mexico reminds me of a few of those Italians stinkers from over seas . I heard , I do not know if this is true , but companies make these films in foreign countries for tax purposes . I believe this because why else would they make this film , it sure wasn't to make money . We had a whole lot of these Canadian made stinkers , because the government gave tax breaks to create a movie industry . I wonder if it payed off in the other countries like in Canada . Anyway , back to topic this film is poorly made in every aspect , I believe they grabbed Charles Bronson in order to sell this stinker ; that dead body at the end looks very phony . |
402,927 | 453,228 | 378,109 | 3 | Not Good | I believe the makers where trying to copy the movie The Deep , which is repeatedly shown on TBS . Not much of a story , and looks like the film makers produced , this future 99 cent rental , on the quick . The characters were unlikeable , and why was the bar scene shot ? I guess they were trying to make the film into a hunk and babe beach fest . No real mystery or suspense in this film . I would not even rent it on 99 cent night . The preview looks better than the movie . Into the blue could kill a few acting careers . Has Paul Walker done any decent movies ? He is not a bad actor but needs help in selecting the roles he picks . Wasn't he in Joy Ride ? Now that was an interesting movie and good selection on his part . |
403,221 | 453,228 | 371,257 | 3 | STAY AWAY ! Slow | If you have seen Jacob's Ladder , you will just see another version of the same old story . If you did not like Jacob's Ladder , like myself , STAY away ! I have previously seen Jacob's Ladder so I could see the ending about through the movie . Watching my wife's body almost completely shut down when she had her stroke , did not help with watching the movie . No matter how hard one tries to water down such a concept , most people will leave the experience cold . Even if one views the experience of mortality in a positive tone , the feeling will always be cold . How does one know what the mind does if it shuts down . Where did they get the concept from ? I hate how the movie races and becomes delusional . The background is sterile and cold . Watch the apartment or office background and you will get the picture . The movie's delusions made me feel annoyed , and the end left me cold . Stay away from this film ! The movie will leave you cold . |
403,139 | 453,228 | 80,472 | 3 | I hate this film | I appreciate a think positive feel good about yourself film , but this is too much . In the end they look like a bunch of loonies . This film is one of those finding yourself 70's plots , I know the film is made in 1980 . A lot more of Clint and girl friend movie . This movie is a . |
402,911 | 453,228 | 102,798 | 3 | The more I watch this film the more I hate it ! | Why is Morgan freeman in this ? Why is Costner in this , he sounds like John Wyane . The romance and the story drags with these 2 actors . Christan Slater in this you got to be joking ! Worst casting ever . My sister tells me she loves this film , and I bought it for her , and I do not think she ever watched it more than once . Forget this film . |
402,770 | 453,228 | 104,714 | 3 | Why did they make this one ? | Number 3 , why ? How far can they wear out this formula ? I started routing for the bad guys and maybe this way the series would be finito . Joe Pesci plays an annoying character . It makes me wonder what he is like in real life . This is a typical shootout hollywood ending . It is so predictable . The humor between the two main actors is getting old . |
402,519 | 453,228 | 232,500 | 3 | Great preview = bad movie | When I saw the preview I thought it should be a great car movie . Problem is the preview looks great , but the movie is awful . There is a couple of good scenes in the movie , one involving a truck , and the other which I saw on the preview . Give me a L and a , and a m and a e and you got lame . This film is so lame if it were a dog they would shoot it . The casting is terrible , all the thieves look like they came out of a boy band . No one could hijack a truck the way they do it with out every member being squashed . Hey , a small Honda is not my fantasy racing machine . Maybe people shoot lower for what they expect in a car . The lead girl in the film looks homely . Watching a car on nitro go in a straight line does not excite me into believing that is great driving . I see that everyday next to the highway I live by . Except for two stunts in the film there is no furious car chasing in this film . The script is a bunch of situational scenes put together with no overall story to tie the film together . This film is so bad its not worth renting . |
402,806 | 453,228 | 62,824 | 3 | Saw it on TBS | This movie is Mc Cloud before the TV show aired . I remember Mc Cloud when I was a little boy , and saw this movie last year on TBS , and bingo this is where they got the idea from . Not one of Eastwoods better films , on that how many hours of Eastwood , where they show all his movies . He does beat up the dad from " Happy Days " in this movie . Either a movie with age gets better like wine , or turns into vinegar . This one turns into vinegar |
403,199 | 453,228 | 315,091 | 3 | Why can't TV make better movies ? | Why can't TV make better movies ? No wonder the the big 4 networks lose viewers to TBS , HBO , and A & E . Their movies entertain , have originality to them , and have fresher writing . Another leftwing the US government is bad conspiracy movie where the media is the only true hero . This makes me sick , because I wonder how many times the media has destroyed careers , caused riots , ruin investigations , and caused deaths by unethical reporters . We need a media , but some of these tv movies are like a commercial for the nightly news . Conspiracy movie of the big bad gov and CIA have been around for 30 years ; they need a new angle . After some of these crazy government conspiracy theories , people have become leery of these stories . The same formula , an Alan Alda type hero , a sex interested for ratings , a stupid Frank Burns right wing guy who does something stupid and gets killed , and as always CIA plot , everyone has to be good looking , idealistic , and all the world's problems simply can be blamed on the US and the government they support etc etc etc . . . Nothing new here , they even try to do the Vietnam flashback imagery , with that same Stones song used in everyone of these movies . War dirty , and evil nothing new there , except they get a big name b actor , Goldblum , to make you waste your time watching this crap . I think the ending left little for the viewer . |
402,503 | 453,228 | 73,705 | 3 | Dreadfully Awful | Being Canadian I have seen many made in Canada film development tax ride off films . This is one of them with 1 a low budget 2 Questionable acting 3 choppy sound etc 4 replace story with shock . Well , I rented 3 films for 5 . 95 and the price make me feel not to be bad about this wate of time , I would avoid this one if I had to wacth it again . This is a twisted film but with todays special effects nudity etc and sick stories every where there is no shock value at all , I see more watching HBO on cable . Sad comentary for how low we have sunk down too . |
402,550 | 453,228 | 79,168 | 3 | Low budget | Low budget , wooden acting , and sappy make the basics for this film . Not awful as other Norris movies , but it is a stinker . The Karate fight at the end is ok , but the rest is boring . The Karate is not that much special now with all the other action films , and the part with his foster son is over the top sappy . Well not bad with what they had to work with . |
402,697 | 453,228 | 87,032 | 3 | I thought the Cannonball Run was awful ! | You think one would learn , after the first film . A lot of people got sucked into watching the first one , and it did have a good trailer . This time my friend Dwight rented part 2 , when I went with my parents to his house , we watched this one in the basement and I thought maybe it could be better than the first . I few good car chase scenes , but this one is a real over the top film . Too , over the top , it is like one of those Jim Carey films . If Jim Carey was around they would have him in the cast too . I give this one a 3 or . |
402,306 | 453,228 | 92,316 | 3 | Boring why does TV have to ruin good ideas | The first 15 minutes were good , but the usually low budget , too much dioluge , and sappy made for TV quality . I watched 2 showa and the ending I could not stand the boredom this film produces . Who would have gussed in 87 that the Cold War would be over in 2 years . I guess when they open a Mc Donalds in Moscow the signs where there ! |
402,824 | 453,228 | 84,759 | 3 | Raders this show was not | I remember being a kid , waiting for summer to be over to watch this show . Hey , the commerical made this show another Raiders of the Lost Ark . In the end , this was another cheap telivision rip off . Maybe , the build up was too much . I found the stories too long , and draged out . The action too tvish . The lead actor was no Harrison Ford . Maybe , if I watched this show as a adult I would like it better , but I only watch a couple of them , and half the movie . My friend Marco liked it , but I found the series to be a big disapointment . In the end , the show did not last that long either . Is it even on in reruns . I can not believe I even rememberd it . I guess it was because it was such a bad memory . |
403,153 | 453,228 | 99,871 | 3 | Bad Bad Bad | Warning spoiler This movie is one where you love or hate it , and I hate this one . My wife considers this film " one of the most stupidest films I ever seen " . We remember it , because it was our third date in collage , and after the film we decided to start going out together as a couple . This movie moves back and forth from Tim Robbens life as different people , which is haunted by these demons . We find at the end the struggle is in his mind , and the tricks the minds plays when one is dieing . Except for a scene where this head shakes at this party , I jumped out of my seat to my girlfriends delight , this film pack very little punch . |
402,392 | 453,228 | 67,525 | 3 | What a dog of a movie ! | Spoilers This movie is like an ugly prom date , a very unpleasent experience ! They would say , but the movie has great personality , a selling point for its missgivings . I like the sic fi concepts , but this film is for the hippie times . The 60's type cult zombi people , and how Heston dies , with the children around is too much . It seems movie from this time area always needed children , and negative ending where the hero dies . The part that gets me most , at least when the hero dies it should be a shock , like in To Live and Die in LA . Drop this one like a bad date . |
403,363 | 453,228 | 94,215 | 3 | Saw it years ago it was so awful I forgot about it . | Saw it years ago it was so awful I forgot about it ; then I rented it again and lived to regret it . This film is predictable , boring , and looks like a tv show . By the time this films ends you will know the ending before it happens . This film is so anti climatic I fast forward about 2o minutes and that was a blessing . |
402,599 | 453,228 | 75,263 | 3 | Good actors Lame story | Jeff Goldblum seem to like playing bad guys in Charlie's films . He gets back at Goldblum for the Death Wish film . A few good scenes , and good b actors . This film has one of those 70's films that makes little sense . I would not rent this one again , it seem the 70's made many films with huge holes in the scripts |
402,634 | 453,228 | 117,011 | 3 | Another shootem up | Well another shootem up . Typical run around film with guns , revenge , and violence . Not much of a story . In fact I forgot most of what this film is about . Don't rent this one . I think the exercise infomertial would be more entertaining during late night . |
402,919 | 453,228 | 319,931 | 3 | I can only watch this show for about 3 minutes . | I can only watch this show for about 3 minutes . I remember , back in the day , going to battle of the bands , and what I am watch is a televising version of the latter . I must be getting old say back in the day . The entertainment is similar to the bar bands grade B . OK but I can not watch a full hour of the show . Another rendition of Star Search ! There is some humor in the show ; and people love to watch others bomb or go down in flames . I believe we love to watch people burn for it makes us not feel so bad about ourselves . When others stink we feel good knowing we could do better or the same . I just find the show too much hype . Simon could use a chill pill . Simon . Simon what are you doing ? I guess Simon must know people for Simon's made a lot of money of Idol . |
403,079 | 453,228 | 251,114 | 3 | Sappy | This film is so sappy I gave it a 3 . It has all the cliches , I have seen before . Bruce Wills as the hard hearted leader who did it all for his men , the air man who just wants to make a difference , the officer who tries to make up for past mistakes , and the evil German commander . This film is so sappy ; it is time to get out the crying towel . Everyone wants to sacrifice themselves . The lead character is too preachy , and righteous , and I find the reason for this is too hide the lack of story . I left the theater and found no real point in the movie , it did not rap up into a big conclusion . Moreover , the court scene and the talking with his client was over kill . When we finally find out the plot twist , the movie dragged what should have been 15 minutes into an hour and an half . |
402,932 | 453,228 | 82,130 | 3 | TV crap before its time | TV crap before its time . I really hated watching this show , and movie . I could never watch more that half a show an be able to digest it . At least the A team was meant to be unbelievable and half acted intentionally . The acting is just horrible , along with the scripts . Not to rain on anyones praid , but the lead actress is always a b actress , and on the annoying side . At least police women was athletic and looked like she could run , to add realism to the show . There was to much personal baggage which dragged down the story's plot . I remember the guilty kid with the family story and she new the kid would phone , but when the add the personal bagged which takes away from the plot the creators lose the audience . A mortal sin in writing . Mid-life trouble and police work do not mix . One has to be spliced or intertwined the concept or the story drags . Make's the lead protagonist look unprofessional , and hurts what the character is about . The female lead in Hunter was hard as nails , and professional which gave realism to the show . There is no such inter play or humor with the lead actress with this movie . |
403,142 | 453,228 | 68,768 | 3 | Boring | I can not sleep through too many of Eastwood's films , but this is one of them . It has him in this 70's anti bad system Western , which has little story , and event less direction . This film has no tension , or acting ; everyone took the money and ran with this film , John Saxon has to be one of the most forgettable b actors every . One can remember the face , but never the name . John does it again with this film . If Joe Kidd got killed early in this film it would have saved me the time of watching it . . |
402,793 | 453,228 | 86,491 | 3 | What a disappointment ! | This is not a bad film , but it lacks something . Maybe by today's standards this film has no shock value . There is no juice or jump to this one . It is a film my wife does not even remember . I will not call it a bad film , but with all the build up after the classic TV show this film disappoints . |
402,562 | 453,228 | 189,744 | 3 | Too long | Movies from unreadable books for unwatchable movies was said during the movie True Romance . This hits the mark ! It is more of a play then a movie . In this respect , it sould never had been made into a movie . A short play made into a long movie . At least in the moive we know they had sex , but in the play you have to guess . It is hard watching Jean act like a jurk for that long of a time . |
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