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5
If you like stupid this film is for you
This film has so many spots that do not make sense . It has so many characters jumping back and forth to different sides that it was unbelievable . Lewis stoled the show . He was the only watchable element in this film . Di Caprio did his usual C acting . I do not know why this guy got into acting ; maybe he's related to someone . The audience is just waiting for the film to end . A very weak movie to join 2002 long list of weak movies .
403,045
453,228
78,718
5
Good acting , but weak script
The acting in this film is great , and the casting is excellent . Al gets better with every movie , but has nothing to work with here . This is one of those the 70's the system is bad movies , that makes no sence . To unbelievable would anyone act like this . Well , I work at the Post Office , and it flake central , and I still find this film hard to digest . Too bad the performances here were wasted .
402,661
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340,855
5
Not that great !
Gut feeling tells me that they left some of the truth out of this story ! They made the killer look nicer , and less crazy than real life . Who can say what makes one do these horrible deeds . Genes or environment whatever . I am sure there is a point where people snap in life . I found some of the film interesting , but the rest of the story has a 70's misunderstood bad guy theme to it . I find working at the post office with some very bitter people in it scary and unsettling ; they have a mean streak or hatred for the world I found missing in this film . The movie ' In cold blood ' is a better portrayal for this topic . Some of her victims were not the best quality people , but I sure hate to ever get in the way of this enraged , bitter woman . I find bitter people create more carnage , where I prefer the situation defused . Don't bother with this one .
403,128
453,228
83,064
5
Burts last big movie and I can see why ?
The beginning of this movie is great , and the last quarter that starts with the part where Sharky gets his thumb cut off is exciting . The middle is awful . Could it be script or director problem , I can not answer this . The film is destroyed with the middle , too slow for what should be a fast movie . It should have been one big build up until the climax with the office tower . This had the potential to be a classic . This project must of hurt the studio , along with the Canion Ball run , because Burt never got an A movie after these two . Watchable , but ruined 5 or .
402,617
453,228
80,761
5
Doesn't age well
Warning spoiler sort of This film probably was exciting , and fresh for its time . I finally rented it because its the original , and sequels most of the time become so watered down , why make them . This film does not age well ; like most action films it follows a formula of building up tension , knife in the head effects etc . Done so many times before , and its a rip off of Halloween , a much better film . It bores the viewer with seen that , done that before approch . Special effects have improved so much in the last twenty year and gore is done a lot better . Decapitation is so common in movies to day , but in 1980 that was probably a shock . We live in the time of exploding bodies and computerization . The film shocked the hell out of every one in 80 , but tame by todays standards , the only real tension starts at the end , with a few twists and scares . I gave it a 5 . 2 at the start 4 in the middle with the typical lets make out theme , and 7 for the ending . The ending gave me a nightmare so thats not to bad , but doesn't save this film . /
402,903
453,228
57,076
5
Done on a higher budget than Dr No
This film is done on a higher budget than Dr No , but did not have the blank check as the future Bond films received . It's a bit dated , and introduces characters for future Bond films . It introduces the Bond gagets , but they are lame compared to the newer films . The beginning is excellent , but like in a lot of old films , the story drags trying to over explain itself . Robert Shaw plays a good character , and introduces the watch strangler gismo . The viewer is introduced to Specter , the criminal organization which is involved in the early Bond trilogy .
402,643
453,228
80,738
5
Not bad but not good
This film is on A & E all the time . While having the flu and not able to sleep late one night I finally watched it . Not a bad performance by Frank , but a weak story . Shocking in its day , but tame by todays standards . It begins strongly , but bogs down in the middle . A few tense scenes near the end . A good film to watch drunk or if you have the flu . 5 or .
403,322
453,228
78,748
5
Not as good as the second movie
This film is okay , but the more I watch it the less I like it . The film does not age that well . This film must have been a real shocker in 79 , but very average in 02 . I guess the build up from Aliens 2 gives this film a big let down . A creature runs around the ship , and we have a bunch of hack and slash . It is worth seeing the first time , but I would not want to watch it a second time .
403,274
453,228
78,767
5
Expected more ?
I expected more after seeing a movie that made as many sequels as the Bond series . I did not find it that scary , but my wife did . Maybe , its the mood I was in . Why did they not leave the house sooner ? I would of , its not worth the payments . The ending got a little scary , but not much of a build up too it . The event were too random . Books sometimes do not translate well into movies . All the actors did well with the script they had to work with . The story is unbelievable . When I was a kid these movies scared us , I could not watch the whole film . When one gets older they mature and I guess what scares changes . Maybe , all the years at the post office has harden me . The haunted house is probably is easier too deal with than my co workers . Do not bother watching it , rent another DVD . I give it a
403,336
453,228
92,076
5
First half of the film is scary
The first half of the film is scary , and I mean scary . With the nuts running around , nowadays , this film is not far fetched . ( Be careful who you play games with on the road ) This films stars out strong , and the second half is silly . Silly in the meaning that it ruins the film . The part where one of the crazy starts babbling to the Radio DJ is , out right , scary . I work down town , and how some crazy people ramble can be scary in a nervy way . This is the best scene in the movie , to bad the rest of the film did not follow up on this .
402,471
453,228
93,995
5
10 , no just joking , more like 5
This film has a great story , but the budget , acting , and music are awful . The screen writer wrote some extremely lame dialog , one will laugh at it . The strong point , I like the story . The story keeps the viewer watching , but can not save this film .
403,357
453,228
100,519
5
Have to take Hamlet to understand this film .
# 3 of the films I have to watch for English litature . Confusing for my wife who never studied Hamlet , and the movie jogged my memory . One would miss some of the jokes if one never read Hamlet . The probability joke was funny at the beginning , and other parts leading to the middle were excellent . The movie bogs down in the middle , and reaches it's predestine conclusion . out of if you never read Hamlet and out of if you read Hamlet . I personal find I can get more out of 2 hour movie than 2 weeks with a book .
403,172
453,228
488,085
5
Demented humor is either good or bad .
Humor is hard to do . Humor is much harder to preform than horror or action . Try telling a joke , performing a comic routine , or writing a comical script is a difficult task . Even harder is telling a off color or insulting joke . There is a fine line between humor and bad taste . Demented humor can easily make one look like an idiot . ' Big Nothing ' attempts at creating dark humor and regrettably becomes a cable TV true crime story where a group of armature small crime criminals get into bigger trouble . Years ago dysfunctional was funny , now the world is plagued with larger numbers of Hommer Simpsons and other weirdos . Sometimes , I say something funny at work and some idiot actual does it . I found ' Big Nothing ' is more like watching the Jerry Springer show funny for a few minutes , but annoying latter on . . If you like dark humor Snatch is way better movie .
402,547
453,228
95,963
5
Stale
There has been too many cop films , but I can explain why this one dies . Not a bad film , but it's a copy of Lethal Weapon formula ; of two different types of police partners . It's a did that , done it before type of film . With no surprises , and the typical big ending . It's well directed , and acted , but the story kills this one .
403,325
453,228
295,427
5
They showed all the good scenes on the trailer .
Spoiler ! ! The problem with this film is that they showed all the good scenes on the trailer . It was not a bad movie , but they ruined the surprise of the funny scenes . It had a lot of stupid humour in it . I would not say it was a kids ' movie . I especially liked the part where he disguised himself as Tony Montana ( Scarface ) . This is one for renting not seeing it on the big screen .
403,165
453,228
324,992
5
Like a made for TV movie
I let my wife pick the movies out , usually at a chain called Rogers . American cousins is of the quality of a made for TV movie . My wife rented the movie for they had one of HBO's ' Soprano's ' on it . That is the hook to rent the movie and the ' Soprano's guy only made a small appearance in it . OK acting and directing . The viewer learns more about Scotland from watching the film . If you are going rent 2 movies this is the second one when you watch when you are tired and want to get sleepy . Entertaining enough , but not memorable . . There is a romance in it , which my wife liked . This is not ' Snatch ' . I think the lake they visited in the movie was used in a couple rock videos .
402,660
453,228
327,162
5
I expected more !
This movie I understand the concept . It made people look mean and hard to live with . I understand this with some people I lived with in the past . Life can be unpleasant . Nothing worse than coming home from a lousy job , and arriving at a worse home life . Selfishness , greed , and immaturity , is in my religion considered great sins , and creates great carnage . This movie hits the issue that God never made us robots , but gave us free will ; the robots were not real people . No choice , like in ' A Clockwork Orange ' . This would be a very dry relationship . I don't think that either the control freaks on both sides were happy people . I found acceptance in whatever my fate is , a better way ; for my life has been one of misery , and I found control and illusion . One can just plan and do their best . The humor lacked on this heavy subject , and this movie got across as a TV movie . Christopher Walken is the only saving grace , as usual I give it a .
402,427
453,228
107,211
5
Indecent movie
Ever watch a couple you know will never last . Well that is how I felt about the couple in this movie . Redford , was not likeable , and maybe none of the people where . Movie makes you feel dirty watching it , just like the people should . Chemisrty problem or just the idea is what I find wrong with this film . Just another movie , with no feeling . Like the one night stand in this film . This movie's cold like 1 day cold KFC , but doesn't tast as good when you get that KFC out of the fridge for breakfast . 4 or . Hey , order the chiken , but skip the movie . My wife , hates the KFC , but I love it , Maybe get Kramer form that TV show to play Redford next time .
402,308
453,228
188,453
5
believable
This movie is very believable . It would not surprise me to find out this actually happened . It seemed a lot of films from Britain are done on a lower budget . The film dragged in spots because of the budget . I found the ending anti climatic . It was interesting in spots but overall it is a forgettable movie .
403,297
453,228
69,834
5
Unoriginal
This film is a good film but done by the numbers and that is why the Western died out . Kenndy plays a great bad guy , but this film is dated . I wish they changed the script a bit . Cool gun fight . Could have used another rewrite !
403,064
453,228
71,772
5
Some good Some bad
This film has some good , and some bad . Parts work , and other stink ; this film is a 5 , not that bad , but not that good either . It is watchable , but I would not miss the bar on a Saturday night to see this . A young Stallone , and the Fonz in this film makes it a curiosity .
402,701
453,228
71,771
5
Not bad but shows its age
Saw this film on TBS . Still entertaining , but dated . It was interesting to watch the football scenes , I love the game . The split screen part I just totally hate . Some of the lines and actor where a little to unbelievable for the realistic 00's we live in now . The ending is great , and the movie is worth a watch I give it a .
402,421
453,228
88,850
5
Comedy is hard to do
Comedy is hard to do . This movies has its moments , but over stay away from this one . It drags , and drags in spots . Pryors carrier is ending in this film and Candys is beginning . Too bad they did not give the lead to Candy .
402,359
453,228
86,927
5
This story hits all the sterotypes
Hollywood can get away with certain sterotypes but not others . This film like Caddy Shack has the old established people ( people off the May Flower ) mixing with the ethnics ( Irish , Polish Greek etc ) I am from East Kildonian , the ethnic part of the city , and can relate with this film . Sure some of us can be loud , along with crazy , but not thin skinned and can laugh at our selfs . Many of the 80's comedies play on these sterotypes . My friend , and I remember events from the old neighborhood when we watch this film . IT's fun to watch but no classic , like most of the 80's films it too cheesy .
403,214
453,228
64,072
5
Watchable
Lot of good actors in this B rate film . Not a bad film , but lags in parts , and nothing out of the ordinary in this 1960's WW 2 movie . Some good flying , and stunts . Stay away from this one , but if its on TV one can watch it .
402,971
453,228
90,264
5
Moore leaves on a bad note
This movie was almost a 4 , if the beginning did not start out good I would have never watched the second half . The ending was not that bad , the second half just plain stupid . I wish Moore left on a better note . He saves what he can of this film , but he shows his age in this film . Too bad he did not leave after his second last Bond film he would have left off on a positive note .
402,388
453,228
71,455
5
average
Like all the other disaster movies . Nothing special in this one . Dated , and gets across as a movie that doesn't age well . I had trouble watch this one when I could not sleep one not after being unemployeed after 3 months . Heston , Taylor and Greene act well , and one can see why they were A actors .
402,716
453,228
81,383
5
I saw this film when I was young , and its not that scary now
If you remember back in the early 80's the Canadian government gave tax breaks to create a film industry , up here . These early films where usually low budget horror or teen party comedies or varations of these types of films spliced together , with interesting scripts that need another rewrite , choppy acting , grainy film quality , a big name lead actor with a no name cast , and a generic way of directing that makes one film look and feel like the next one . When I see a HBO film or show I can tell if its made in Canada in the first few minuties by watching the directing . In the end the tax breaks payed off with a well developed film industry , and a legacy of these horrible Canadian stinkers . This film has all the qualities of these stinkers , goes well with other un rememerable Canadian films such as , Scaners , Bells , Up the Creek , and Hog wild .
402,985
453,228
88,936
5
This film is a 5
I like Chuck Noris , and when I was sixteen I really liked this film . As I got older this film does not age well , it gets cornballish . There is a few good fight scenes , and I like the prowler . It is not a bad film , but not a good one either .
403,044
453,228
81,203
5
Don't pick up the Phone
Well this Canadian stinker done by the Canadian film development corporation had a great concept . I remember watching this film , after I finished grade 11 , with my dad , and I thought what a great concept . I think of all the movies I've forgotten over the years , and this film is burnt into my memory . Electrocute annoying people by the phone , this would be great for thoes annoying telemarketers who usually phone during dinner . Well , that's besides the point , like most of the Canadian Film development movies of that era this film has an ok concept , but lacks in budget or effects . I like the opening scene with the kids running in the subway , its a good mood setter . It has a great concept like Scaners , and it looks like it too could have been filmed in Monteral .
403,148
453,228
76,804
5
Low budget
Here's the story line , spoiler . The book for this movie should be great , what a concept . KGB agents brain washed into believing there someone else , then they hear this Robert Frost poem and bang they go on a suicide mission . A great story with too low of a budget , the film quality is grainy , bad acting , and a choppy script . The concept and Bronson could not save this movie . I like a few scenes in this film , ie the snake , the mom serving pancakes , and the beginning . The film dragged , and watching it to the end was a chore . This movie is a 5 , but could of , should of , been a 10
403,332
453,228
257,408
5
The Fourth in the Series
I have rented all four in the series . They are all well done films . Nick plays Lucifer in all three and his role is believable . The story was surprisingly good . It seems the more they make of these films , the better they get . Mr . T . is in this one and his role is small . His role is not like the other roles one would see him in such as the A-Team . It had good court drama and a logical discussion about God . The series is starting to run out of steam , but it will be interesting when Left Behind 2 comes out .
402,295
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84,704
5
Badly made movie with a few good scenes .
Not a great movie , but better than other films . The Soldier is about the cold war between the Soviets and Ameriacans . This movie is similar to James Bond but is more violent than the Bond films . Ken Wahl is the C I A's version of James Bond . However , I find the movie is inferiorly made compared to the Bond series . I hate seeing a few good scenes wasted in a film which has choppy directing , an unbelievable script , and bad acting . I like these kind of films but this movie is like a HBO style , low budget film . I wish the makers had more time and money to make this movie the way it should have been made . The Soldier is an 3 or . Watch it on late night TV .
403,191
453,228
82,533
5
Not bad not good just dated
This film was cutting edge special effects ; it scared me then , but now the effects have become the standard for Buffy the Vampire Killer . Why do early 80's films have such grainy picture quality ? It appeared 100 times to dark for my TV . They have the guy from the old A-1 steak sauce commercials , I keep waiting for a commercial plug about the sauce , before he ate one of his victims . The story is scary in spots , but copied to the point where this film is a seen this done this before film . I still like the wolf's howling in the woods . 5 or depending what mood I am in .
403,102
453,228
119,396
5
Flater than a board
This is the noise dive that the Director never recoverd from . Whats his name peaked with Pulp Fiction . This film has the actors , and budget , but not the script of Pulp Fiction . In the end , a disappointment . Too long , and no one cared how this film ends . I never hear from Quiten what's his name anymore .
403,329
453,228
102,138
5
Gad will this film ever end
It's too long , and stupid . It could have been a comedy with that scene with Joe Pesci being whipped . How could he have a straight face while filming that scene . Funny part John Candy plays the only believable straight role in this film . I did fall asleep before this one ended . No before you ask , I am not with the government , who is trying to spread some misinformation ! I do not know what's with Oliver Stone , but after this , and some of the scenes from Any Given Sunday and Nixon I am surprised this guy doesn't do a film on UFO " s .
402,804
453,228
84,754
5
I could never get into the show or TV movies
Can't compare to today's low budget tripe . Budgets for several sets , car chases , and explosions is too much for today on the cheap TV shows . Who cares what loser is going get voted of elimidate , or voted off the island , house or even tool shed . These real life shows are done on the cheap . Even cheaper than the sit com Friends which used a whole two sets where there was nothing but self absorbed gabbing . TJ Hooker had high production values compared to the future of TV , and was fast paced with action . The only problem was the delivery of the show's formula . Predictable , every chase the car has to explode . TJ , hung onto the hood of the bad guys ' car . The final fight where TJ uses the night stick . Zimmerman and Locklear were added beef stick for the show . I believe the predictability of the show's formula and delivery helped kill this style of show ; along with the high budget which todays on the cheap tv will never do again . .
403,206
453,228
77,270
5
Disappointing
I found this movie more anti Vietnam war , than what really happened . When I saw this film I expected more of what the war was about , and got satire instead . Platoon with it hollywood story is a much better film , and gave a gritter feel . Rent something else this film is forgettable .
403,179
453,228
430,357
5
Miami Vice busted
Miami Vice busted ! The bust of the summer ! A huge disappointment ! Miami Vice , the movie , just like the drug dealers who got caught on the TV show got busted , and this dog is a bust . The film makers dropped every plot outline which made the TV show successful . Miami Vice had no plot outline , just one continuous character development with the character connecting very little with the story . The two protagonists had very little material to work with . What did the Aryian brotherhood have to do with any of the story ? How did the leak happen ? What did the FBI or the Vice department do ? Instead , the viewer sees a very anti-climatic shoot out , with a few gory spots , unless one is used to horror gore . The lack of story has an elongated , and boring sex scene , which tries to compensate as filler . The sex scenes do little for character development , there is no relationship between the characters . One would not even know that Tubes ' girlfriend was a hostage at the end . Why would the brotherhood take her as a hostage ? The producers miss the point if the viewer wants an elongated sex movie one would rent a more graphic porno . ( ie sex whatever part 3 ) Miami Vice is not even a good rental . My wife thinks they just used the name to promote the movie , and regrettably I was sucked in with the marketing . . Where did the city of Miami actually appear in the film ?
402,662
453,228
343,135
5
Ben and Owen need each other
Ben and Owen need each other . They make ok comedies when apart , but together they have an unexplained magic . The film has some funny moments . Just another run of the mill comedy . Ben , does his usually physical humor , and the out of place trying to get it humor . Facial expressions are Ben's best asset . Jennifer plays an ok supporting role , nothing special here . Alec Baldwin has a surprising funny bit part . Too many comedies follow the " Weekend at Bernies " format . Comedies try to use the " American Pie " gross or cheap laughs now . There has to be a new direction for comedies . Real life comedy would be an idea . We need new ideas ; movie's like " The party " had a zing to them . Maybe even a remake movie of the Party with Wilson as the waiter , and Ben as Sellers would be fun to watch . I give this film a 5 or 6 out of a 10 . Nothing special .
402,630
453,228
100,029
5
5 , but a good five
I took , my girlfriend , during my college days , to this movie . I enjoyed the date more then the movie . This movie is sappy , way too sappy , but the fights scenes were way cool . I like the big fight at the end , this is a good late night film to watch .
402,366
453,228
232,015
5
Boring
This is another boring film done by Rutger Huger . His career has been on the down slide for many years . I think he should just call it quits . He played a good weirdo but the story was lacking . The rest of the cast were no names and desperately needed acting lessons . Do yourself a favor and bypass this one .
403,379
453,228
80,997
5
It looks like one of those films when the canadians where learning how to make them
When the government was helping create a film industry here in Canada , it followed this pattern b film with a named actor . This time the name actor is William Shatner , and the b action film is about terrorist grabbing the president . Unbelievable at the time , but after James Bond plots become more believable every week . It is entertaining , and I like Shatner in it , I forgotten abit of the ending . Entertaining , but a B film .
402,860
453,228
1,179,891
5
Jensen Ackles shouldn't done this one .
Jensen Ackles should have given a pass on My Bloody Valtine . I saw the movie in 2d so some of the fun was gone . I love b style horror films , but I have my limit . Poorly acted , bad script , and just not much material for Jensen to work with . My wife though what a bad move by Ackles this movie makes Ackles look like a b actor . The movie has it share of over the top gore and sex . Not for the kids . Not very scary either . Maybe scares for me . A very predictable ending . Do not even rent My bloody Valtine . Oh well , at least I got out of the house when it was - 30 . Ask for a refund with this one . They use Ackles name to suck you in .
402,757
453,228
322,259
5
Better than the first !
This film has some strong and weak points . It has a plot right out of TJ Hooker ( for those people in the 80's ) and some stunts out of the Duke's of Hazard . One does not have to think hard to watch this movie . The beginning part of the movie is lame , the characters , 70's style , wow look at this acting , and multi cultural cast resembled perfectly the 70's PBS show the Blood Hound gang . How lame , and dull edged , along with no imagination could they make this . They try to grab the younger audience with everything rap style , which is in stark contrast to racing NASCAR Burt Reynolds fans . This rap I just don't mean the music but lingo is so 90's , and been around since 88 is losing its shock , its become more of a fringe . It reminds me of the PoP tart commercial we see in Canada , I was waiting to see a PoP tart in one of the cars and the lead actor make that weird noise . Some of the stunts where out of CBS , Dukes of Hazard , ie . the bridge whatever the guy won in cash would never cover the cost of his under carriage or axles . Then the movie turns into Grand thief auto Vice city , I am sure they had this in mind . It picks up and becomes a little more believable . Then the 70's driving film style took over and saves this film , movie like Cannonball , The Driver etc , and I really enjoyed the fun of it . Especially the 2 stunt drivers in the Charger , and Camero who look and act the real deal . It was real ; they could not beat these cars with today's toned down imports , but the import could handle the corners better . Then the movie turns into Smokey and the Bandit style with its trick at the ending , along with a very Dukes of Hazard ending , they even mention the name Dukes , where just like in the show surprising no one gets killed . 5 or 6 out 10 .
403,090
453,228
90,856
5
SCTV never made it on big screen
This film is an example of bad comedy writing , and lame humor . The acting make this film passable , but one can see the jokes coming a mile away . Do something more productive with your time . It's not a stinker , but avoid it .
403,056
453,228
79,640
5
Not enough football in this movie !
When I watched this movie again I did not realize how little football is actually in this film . This film shows the reality of the football business , and price one pays both physical and mentally in pro sports . I would call this film more a drama then a comedy . The personal side in Elliots life drags in this film , and kills it .
403,103
453,228
120,885
5
Flat
Inspired by some of Cliton's embarrassments , this film hits a nerve . However , it never reaches the true potential of the inspiration . Too over the top , and get across as stupid . I wish they did more . This film is flater than open 7 up out of the fridge for 3 day .
402,856
453,228
1,139,668
5
Not bad not good .
The unborn is not a bad movie or a good one either . The movie is based on some old beliefs mixed with new thoughts on evil and can it exist . There are a couple of themes the movie addresses . What if evil haunts a family or kid ? How do we deal with the primal evil which exists before time ? I love the science part of the movie where the professor explains about other dimensions . If one can not see does that mean it does not exists ? The movie goes overboard with Hollywood effects . Typical movie style too cut and dry of an ending . The script has a way too thin storyline for such a deep concept . I did not mind some of the movie but the movie is not scary , but more creepy . Not a bad movie , but not a good movie either . The movie is a . Maybe , watch the movie on video on demand .
402,524
453,228
117,060
5
Well I seen worse
Not a bad movie , but his film was lacking something . I find when Brian DePalma directs he creates , sometimes , very cold and sterile movies like this one , and Snake eyes . Better then the second one in story , but colder in character then the first . I hope they do not make a mission impossible three .
402,902
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55,928
5
Dr No can answer how good this film is .
Here is a few question we can ask about this film . ( Doctor No ) Was it done on a high budget ? No . Did it have the same action sequences as in other Bond films ? No . Is it the best Bond film ? No Thank you Doctor No . This film is the first of all the Bond films it has a different beginning than the other films . There was no Q in this one , or his gagets , along with the dramatic action scenes . This is not a bad first time out considering the low budget in this film ; compare it to 71's diamonds are forever and one will see how the budget grew . You can tell that Ian Fleming loves the islands , and did some spying himself when they made this film . This would have been another b movie if it was not for Sean Connery , whose humor , and sarcasm made this film memorable ; I also liked the Hawaii Five O guys role in the film . A older guy at work told me this was one of the first film where a women was killed in it and that was a shocker for film , but not TV . What can I say this was the first , and if not for Connery it would have been the last .
402,362
453,228
92,925
5
Hanks saves a lot of films
Hanks saved this film from being just plain awful to just watchable grade d material . Hanks , early in his career , did have the choice he has in scripts today . He played in many b rate comedies . He saved a lot of those comedies ; but , and there is a big but , in this one Dan however you spell his last name along with his other Saturday night live buddies , Chevey Chase , and Bill Murray can not . Dan annoys me in this one , and so does the film . I remember seeing this during its release with my sister , and friends JD , and Erin when they came in from Edmonton . They asked what did you think and I said Okay . Many films for these Saturday Night Live cast can be described as such . Unless there is a great script , say Harold Ramius writes it these actors will not save the movie . Dan went down with his ship .
402,496
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275,947
5
More of a female movie
This film is a female comedy ; I thought it would be a mobster story . My wife enjoyed this film , I thought it was more hit or miss . I believe this film was direct too video . I would not be surprised if this film is on Show case Diva , I would not recommend this movie . But I would give it a .
403,140
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193,560
5
It's not about the baseball team !
I give this film a 5 or 6 . This film is not bad , but it's destined for the 99 cent bin at the video store . Very low budget ; it looks like a TBS original film . The black actor , the guy off Dawson creek , and the other guy form That's 70's show , all have forgettable performances . The saving grace for this film is the acting of the two older rangers . Especially the guy form the X Files , and T2 , he always seems to do an excellent role for the little B material he's giving . Worth watching , and easy to forget .
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92,890
5
Well my wife liked it
My wife love this film , she thinks this relationship movie is great . I found it ok the first time , but second time its more soap operish . They do this big dance at the end of the summer for a bunch of campers , after both lead character live becomes messes big deal . The movie seem hopeless , and pointless . I might be wrong , but this movie will not age well .
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77,416
5
Great cast no story
This film has a great cast , which follows up with strong acting . The story drags this film down , like a weight tied to my leg while I am trying too swim . The story is weird , and confused . The movie has no point . I never seen a Polish wedding like this one with my relatives .
402,842
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82,010
5
Entertaining , but lame
Ok story , but lame . Back in 81 the special effects were amazing , now they represenet how movies start . With realistic computer graphics , better models etc , and the pushing the envelope on FX , this move is the stone wheel compared to the all season tire . Not a bad movie , but by todays standards it ages poorly . Rent it if you want , but I warn you this film will be disappointing .
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61,452
5
Second half saves this not really .
My wife wanted to see this James Bond movie , because we saw all the others . With hesitation I rented it . The first half of this movie is awful , yuck , it has a few funny , Brithish dry wit spots to it , but horrible . The second half saves it , if you can actually endure the first half , it's stupid funny . The British humor is actually good , it is so over the top , especially the ending with the bubbles and cowboys . Better than Austen Powers , and I see where they got the idea from , with this film . In the end
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203,119
5
Potential , but thats it .
This film has strong acting , and directing , but the budget is too small . A lot of potential , and no money to utilize it . The story is ok , but the film becomes theater drama instead of a film . A few years later no one will know of this films existence .
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91,055
5
Poor mans Raiders of the Lost Ark
I rented this film when an old buddy JD came in from Edmonton . This film is a poor mans version of Raiders of the Lost Ark . I gave it a five , would not watch it again . Its funny in spots , and I may watch it for 5 minutes on TV . This film is no Indy with the crack of his wip .
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112,462
5
A 5
Not the best of the batman movies , but far form the worst . I noticed they stopped making now , and with out Jack Nicolson they never equal the first . Its a ok story , but a bit boorish . I find the movie predictable , and tired . The comic book hero story wore thin with this film .
403,074
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72,890
5
Over Rated
Film making has improved over the years , and this film is choppy like Death Wish . Alot of 70's films appear grainy , compared to the work done today . This film dragged , maybe it was the mood I was in , but it dragged . I found it slow paced , and not over the top . In the end this is just another movie .
403,327
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101,545
5
Why did I watch this ?
This film is bad , has its good moments . I ask myself why did I watch this ? Because there was nothing else on late at night , and I just couldn't sleep . In the end , I ask myself why did they make this film ? Passable , but not a good film .
402,387
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77,629
5
Passable , but not great .
I rented it with the wife one day after remembering seeing it as a child . 5 . 6 is about the right rating for this film . Not a failure , but not that entertaining either . Many other sub movies like Das Boat give a better feel . Heston does another great role , it is hard to name many bad films he has been it . In the end , rent something else !
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54,047
5
Cornball
Well , this film is like a Stallone moive before its time . Action packed , with a huge gun fight conclusion . Better than the Wild Bunch , but this film ages poorly . Not a classic Western , but a TBS late night movie .
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67,023
5
That Would Drive Me Crazy
This movie is dated but holds up well . Joyride got a lot of its ideas from this movie . Dennis Weaver plays an excellent part . One can actually relate with his character . I do not understand why the trucker was so unstable . Big deal , someone passes you on the road . At least , Dennis didn't cut him off like a lot of drivers out there .
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94,812
5
Funny but average
Has its moments , but the movie sucks . I hate the relationship part of the story . The antics in the movie make me laugh . I would watch it for 15 minutes , but not the whole movie . Tim Robbens plays a very stupid guy .
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99,582
5
Lame
Give me an L ! Give me an A ! Give me an M ! Give me and E ! What you got ? Lame , and what you gona do ? Not watch this . The film industry comes out with film craptogarphy all the time . Flatliners is one of many forgettable films of the past and regrettably many more to come . I was dating my wife at the time , and found the date more interesting than this . At least I got something out of it . A very undeveloped idea with by the numbers acting . Not a awful film like ' Day of the Dead ' , but lame . Destine for the 5 . 99 DVD sale . Don't waste your time , unless you have time to waste . My Flatliners nightmare would be have to watch this film again after I die . Many notable actors that were under used : Roberts , Sutherland , Bacon etc
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417,433
5
Okay
5 or . A bit contrived . The cast looks more like a PBS after school special . It is not like a more real life army movie . If the viewer has low expectations the movie is not bad . A good message about team work , and how bad family / community support can effect the individual . I can relate with the movies ' main character . Like Rocky , the protagonist overcomes the odds , finds character and leadership while the story unfolds . The captain in the movie makes the main character stronger . He knows that there is more to this person ' s ability than he is showing . The boxing matches were fine . Worth renting . . Soon to be a TBS late night movie . I like the John McCain story faith of my Fathers better .
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90,915
5
Heavy handed social message , and a lame sci fi film
Spoiler I was expecting this to be a interesting Sci fi film . First time around I would give it a 6 , and the second time around I would give the film a 4 . It has a heavy social theme of government oppressing the youth , and the unwanted by using auto violations that keeps them in the drive inn . Then a anti-racism theme that is very over handed that start the ball rolling with the anti hero . The shoot out , and the car crashes , along with nudity tries to keep this one alive . In the end , violence , T & A , and a caring liberal social message usually equals bad science fiction . People watch Science Fiction to escape life , not face it .
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82,247
5
Saw it with my Dad
I saw this film , when I was 12 , with my dad . Not a bad movie , but when I saw it earlier I thought it was good , but my recent viewing of this film I find it cheesy . The beginning is ok , but the rest gets a little unbelievable . My dad read the book , and said this movie is far off from the the truth . In the end , I give it a
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159,206
5
Well OK
I watched about 2 or 3 shows and a few bits and pieces of other shows . As the rappers say don't believe the hype . Funny in spots , and the acting is OK . The show loses my attention span very quickly . I find the show a little too close for real life . Sex in the city make this viewer happy he is married . The moral or thesis of the show is the female characters are too self-absorbed with their own feeling , jobs etc they leave no room for a real relationship . Throwing oneself sexually is never going create a healthy longterm relationship . I believe the show either displays the selfish silliness or that the characters really do not want a man . Either way I find the characters too hollow to watch for a long time . They do not even treat each other too well with some of the games they play on each other . . Some buddy please help these people .
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82,250
5
Not as good as the Original
I found the story in Death Wish 2 to simular to the original . Maybe , if I saw 2 first I would give it a higher rating . This film is brutal , but crime is brutal ; I think the director did this , as in the original , not as a selling point but too show the brutality of crime on the victim , and the remorselessness of the criminal . This make me understand why Walsh does America Most Wanted . Criminals , the dogs they are , do these things , and gives the more protected liberal minded person and idea of the kinds of animals the police deal with . This movie is not for kids ! Should something this honest be made ? I do not know the answer . This part of the movie show why Bronson snaps . The only difference in this film from the original is this time Bronson gets a look at the , anus , criminals and hunts them down . One other viewer thinks the bad guys act too strange , normal people do not do these things , but crazy people act crazy . What hurts this film , besides the script , is the editing and music . I like the 80's LA feel , but the film is choppy or rushed . The directing is good , but who ever edited this ouch .
402,332
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976,051
5
Artsy
The Reader is an artsy film . This movie is not for kids . The Reader is a very sexually charged movie . A young boy loses his youth to an older manipulative woman . The affair causes the protagonist pain with his future relationships . The woman is a Nazi with a sordid past , which comes full circle with the story . The viewer learns that the woman cannot read , and her shame or pride makes the character go through many painful and distasteful acts to hide her illiteracy . A sad train wreck conclusion is inevitable . A sad story about a sad part of history . I give this movie a . Interesting story , well acted , and directed . However , the story left me bothered .
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211,465
5
Low low low budget
Except for John , and Vin this would have been another low budget movie in the 99 cent rental bin . John does a great role here , and Vin's plan of beating the toughfest guy in town is the only believable part in this film . However , thoes 2 actors could not save this film . Watch on 99 cent Wednesday at your local video store .
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256,380
6
This film is a double edge sword
This film makes fun of fat people , but has message that beauty is skin deep . How complex , but laughable . The wiskey I drank give me the feeling , that all of us laugh with our dark natures at our own or someone else expences . Be it physical humor , racial humor , persons with bad luck , or event at with a violent acton like a kick to the groin we laugh at someone else expecese . We all do this , I do not know if this is a coping mechinism but this movie does this . It's saving grace is it show how we are brianwashed in self absorbtion of what is beauty and belief in what acounts for a winner . It's not what we drive , or how much money we make , or beer comerical looks that make the person . Character gotta count for the person also . Its and ok film , but a little too serious for a comedy .
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112,864
6
Better than the other two .
One of my few day shifts at the post office , so I was able to go ! The theater was right across from the plant and I met my buddy , Danny , who got free promo tickets for opening night or my buddy Dave won them but could not show . I can not remember , but I think it is the latter . It was exciting going to a premier showing ; they had draws , local celebrities , save the Jets campaign , etc . The movie was ok . Another typical action movie , but I like the water Jug part . I hope many of you can guess the mystery , my mathematically inclined friend did , and myself a little after the movie . Bruce Willis does not do the over the top annoying borderline jerk character , and I like the more realistic role . Typical ending
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116,705
6
Just Ok
One reviewer calls this movie sick , but I guess my years at the post office has twisted my mind , that nothing affects it anymore . I can relate to the Sinban character , the job can drive you drink . A lot of the people there behave off centre . The movie lags in spots , but is entertaining . It is a family movie , like the Santa Clause .
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102,975
6
Predictable
Ever watched a movie where you figured out the ending at the beginning ? This film is it . Everyone knows the Clingons were the Soviets , and the Federation was the Americans . With the end of the Cold War they decided to end the Trek War , where the walls came tumbling down . The big surprise twist at the end has no shock value at all ! What saves the film is Shatner's fight at the Cligons prison . In the end , worth watching , but more of the same . Will Star Trek ever die like other shows they keep remaking the same idea with new series , and films .
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1,059,786
6
Run of the mill action thriller .
Run of the mill action thriller . I did not mind Eagle Eye , however I found the movie predictable . Parts of the movie were great other parts were lame . The movie has the Hall 2000 computer problem . One has to see the movie 2001 to see the connection . When I saw the ending , I thought you had to be joking . Lame ! Just not lame but super lame . The movie's ebb and flow is a . I would never buy the movie , but I would rent it . Go to the cheap theater to see Eagle Eye . A date movie where you are more interested in your date than the movie . My wife enjoyed the movie . I guess she didn't see the movie 2001 . Julianne Moore's voice is quite recognizable as the computer . Can you imagine a computer that could control everything . I think the world would be in big trouble as computer have no grey areas .
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268,755
6
Not bad for direct to video .
This film is one of those direct to video movie . They get a middle weight name like Tom , and try to sell it using his name . Well this isn't that bad like most direct of video movie , actual it's ok . Tom is a good actor , and the script is ok . It's not a high budget , and they got a scene that looks like one of those West Coast Canadian Rock video's . ( ie Chalk Circle ) Well , rent it , it won't kill you .
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382,628
6
Bust of the Summer
Bust of the summer . Not a bad movie . Dark water's story drags , and not in a slow burn way , but in a bad movie way . Not scary , unless one finds a slow pace scary . The director still manages to keep the viewer interested in the story . I do not know if the story was lost in translation of the book to film , but the movie was lacking a push . The actors and director did well with what little meat the script provided . Too much fiber and not enough red meat for me . The end is like the ring 2 with the need for a mother in the film . A let down after watching the whole film . Watch it on video . Not bad for a late Friday night by yourself . Not a movie for a group . . I bet the book was better and hard to put on screen .
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288,477
6
Average
I expected Gabrial Byne to play a much better role than this . He was excellent in the End of Days . The beginning reminded me of a college movie than ship hands . It was a bit PCish too . It finally picked up on the boat . There was some scary scenes . It had a predictable ending . The leading lady should of stayed on TV , ; she is not that great of an actress . I used to watch her on ER . If you are going to a scary / horror movie , go and see the Ring instead of this one .
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321,416
6
Not a bad TV movie , but still a TV movie .
I wonder how close the movie portrays reality . Did his wife have the influence this move enacts ? Was he a hot head ? The people were right about him marrying a loyalist , and the governor of Pen did the Job that was required , or this great nation and the republic it stands for would not exist today . Well acted and casted for a TV movie , but it is TV of quality . ABC , and the other 3 should watch out or there market share with cable will continue to dwindle . Tape it like I did and avoid the commercials .
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318,649
6
Not a bad movie
Watching the preview I did not know if I wanted to see this movie . After listening to much whining at work , leaving early on a Friday , my wife and I caught the late show . Not bad , the beginning is strong , and the middle is funny . The last quarter fades , and the film's direction is fantasy oriented . Probably a better book than film . Matthew is going be a great supporting actor , only time will tell if Matthew will hit it big . He is a 80's version of James Wood . A fine actor for certain parts . Fraility was Matthew's best . A relaxing stress release of escapism . Believe me I needed it . A Star Wars or Raiders type of escapism no , but a good second movie on rental night . 6 or depends on one's mood . Pulls no punches with the Hollywood PC stuff dare to be different . I like the ship out in the middle of the desert idea .
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80,242
6
I remember this one when I was 11
I remember this one when I was 11 . Not bad , they never explain how Mars becomes livable . I like the only 2 people left part . The part where the aliens use mind type thingies . Is it been on TV lately ? I wonder how well it aged ? A little too long if I remember right . They use too make better science fiction . Too PC now days . I hate the modern Star Treck plots . Not enough escapism . I believe there was a novel of the book . My teacher read of parts of the book . Would like to see it again . . Not too many mini series like this one . Big budget . I can not remember if they explain what happen to the Martins ? I bet the movie will be on the Space Network .
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70,551
6
Not a bad show
Not a bad show , watched as a child in the 70's , and saw it again on A & E years later . Some of the shows became corny , but others aged very well . Written from real stories , which is much better than what the networks do today . Kurt Russel is in a few of them . . If anyone complains of TV violence today they should catch a few of these shows . They have an episode where the bad guy gets blown threw a glass window .
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90,098
6
Comedy is hard to do !
Comedy is the hardest script to write . How can you make a film continious funny . Action paced is easy , but jokes tend to fall flat . Candy raise this film too a , but the script lags in places . It is not a bad comedy , but is no Home Alone either .
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314,786
6
Worth watching
This is not a great movie , and will age badly ; I liked this movie ; it makes me laugh , but it is done cheesy in a 70's way . Michael Douglas is a great actor and saved this film . The other lead should not quit his day job . The restaurant scene is great , especially the part where he describes his copier business . Rent it ! Do not go to the theater for this one .
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126,388
6
Not bad
I like history movies , so I like this one . Nice change for Van Damm he plays a different role . The film is interesting to follow . We have the reasons why people joined , and the harshness of being one . A solid 6 , and I would watch this film when they show it on TBS .
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65,207
6
Rambo before its time
This film has more action in it than a Stalone flick . For a 60's film wow . It has all the World War 2 stuff in it . Nazi's , the warning buzzards , and a castle . Kind of like Wolfenstien the video game . Enertaining film , but not a classic . A bit dated , but stunts , film quality etc gets better with time . Good late night movie !
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277,296
6
The Rock Is Not An Actor
My wife , friend Dan and I saw the movie . We all liked the Mummy series . We all discussed it and found the movie okay . However , it does not have the strong acting like the Mummy . The movie tried to be a cross between the movies Conan and the Mummy . I expected a bit more from the action scenes . The ending was the typical Hollywood formula ending . Nothing special about this one .
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286,106
6
Big hat no cattle
Spoiler ! ! ! This film is all sizzle and no steak . I watched the preview and expected more . No bigtime special effects ; UFO'S burning things , people melting , etc . This film is done on a low budget , like the writer's other film Unbreakable . The writer has some weak dialogs ( ie the army guy ) but the majority of the script is strong . What works in this film results from the lack of special effects ; not seeing the aliens , things that run around in the night , moving door knobs , noises , etc . The locked in the basement scene made my heart race , what tension , but the ending is anti climatic after the basement scene . I left the theatre wanting more , maybe part 2 ; Maybe my expectations were too high .
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765,429
6
Not as good as we own the night
The comeback of 70's style movies is in full swing . Maybe 3-D movies will be next . I like the sound track , feel , and pace of the movie . Washington is a OK actor , and the rest of the cast is good . Crowe plays a strong role , but the script seem to typecast Crowe into a flat character . The script is strong , and the shoot out is memorable . Borlin shines playing a dirty cop . A true standout performance . The stages , camera angles , and diolouge is right out a 70's cop show . I liked the movie . I found We Own the Night had a slicker feel and more tension . I would rent Americian Gangster , but buy We Own the Night . . Good for a Saturday movie night .
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821,640
6
Not a bad movie .
Not a bad movie , but I have to watch it another time . I thinks a second viewing will give me a better opinion . The story is a bit weak but Mat is a good actor and makes the film better . Mike D as uncle Wayne adds much comic relief . We see that Uncle Wayne should have never brought up kids , and this is the thesis which drives the story . I would wait and rent the movie or Video on demand it . The movie is not for kids . I would give Ghosts of girlfriends past a . Maybe , I would like the movie on a second viewing . I found the characters a little to sleazy for my liking . There was not very likable character in this film .
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215,750
6
ok movie
This movie is ok , it had a high budget , and interesting characters . Except for Ed Harris the movie's line up is full of no name actors , with no name performances . I hate it when a movie is filmed ie like this one where it is suppose to be in Russia , and everyone has a British accent . At least Ed Harris , gave and effort to sound German , and culturally act as one . This gives a movie believablity , and the director should of gave this consideration . Then they have to add all this personal crap , and phony heroics to all ready interesting true story . All these negative factors weighed down a film that could be a 8 , but instead is a 6 .
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120,347
6
I give it a
Not a bad movie , but average . The story is not that bad , but far fetched , and done like a Diehard film . They got too do something new with this series . One do all the Bond films need a count down in them ? Do the vilians all ways never make sure Bond is dead ? Does everything have to explode in these films ? Its redundant ! If you are the makers of a Bond film here is a few pointers . Maybe , have Bond hunted for a change ! Have him fend someone off in time for some help . Make a harder edge to it and add some new style to it like in Snatch or Pulp Fiction . The bad guys in this film where forgetable and not very scary . That Blond guy give me a break ! M her , aid , and the Admerial drag this film , they annoy the viewer with tripe . Roger Moore added humor and charm , Bronson had nothing to work with in this script . Bruce Willis could have played the British Gentalmen with this script . Its not a bad film , but if they want to continue with the series , they need some new blood .
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154,053
6
I don't mind the show
I do not mind the show . A left wing slant , but not a overly left view . I only watch Nightline when they have an interesting guest or investigation . Nightline is mostly a run of the mill news show . The usual panel discussion , special guests , and the commentators own summary of the news topic . The special investigation segments is Nightlines saving grace . The investigation segments are usually about what the public should watch for . Nightline proves a News show can inform and alert the public . I love the heads up about scumbags and their evil antics . . Not bad for late night TV . Tom is a decent anchor .
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306,047
6
They showed all the good stuff on the trailer
Spoiler They showed all the good stuff on the trailer . Shouldn't ruined it for us the viewer . Anyways ok but predictable . I like the phone part . " This is readers " good line . I wish there was more to this movie , but there isn't . I would rent it . I like the tv part too It's Ok !
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110,759
6
Good film , but it dies in the ending
Most College movies can be described as lame or stupid . This is one of the few that stays out of these two categories . This film starts out stong , and for the 90's I give credit for handling real life taboos of drugs , drinking , student radicals , and eating meat . Crap goes on all the time , but when I was in University in the 90's the radical fringe made the place more like a jail than a learning establishment . Being resented for your background , or life style of wearing leather , eating read meat , and drinking beer . I never could understand why everyone else has to live their way , and why they have too name call and shout all the time . ( Sometimes , I found some of the students turn the place into a kindergarten . ) ( EQ vs IQ ) Anyway , this movie is a protest to the PC establishment , and is funny . When one pokes fun at another , and these PCers can not take a joke ; you get the huge reaction that the prankster wants . The problem with the last quarter , unlike Animal House , the movie wimps out , instead of having one very big prank at the ending .