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564,368 | 102,816 | 118,655 | 1 | Gut-wrenchingly Terrible | At 89 minutes long ( including end credits ) you cannot expect anything more than for us to be robbed in broad daylight . Mike Myers is no great writer that's for damn sure . Apart from Austin Powers , Wayne Campbell , Axe Murderer and 54 has he ever been in a good movie ? No . Wayne's World is hardly a plot driven fil... |
563,953 | 102,816 | 295,178 | 1 | My God , it's just . . . AWFUL ! ! ! | I've never liked the Austin Powers movies ( or Mike Myers for that matter ) as they have always come across as being the product of an over-indulgent , but not very bright , imagination . They'll all so flimsy and crudely stapled together that it baffles me why people adore them and spend $200 million + at the box offi... |
564,480 | 102,816 | 499,448 | 1 | I've never been more bored in my life | I haven't read the books , so I'm not prejudiced in any way . But as someone who actually enjoyed the first one I was startled by how shockingly dull this snoozefest sequel is . I can sit here and spend an hour writing a review that tears the film apart bit by bit though , quite frankly , I have better things to do wit... |
564,213 | 102,816 | 220,008 | 1 | A beast from hell | You've not seen much worse than this ! The RoboCop franchise once held so much promise , so much potential . It quickly disintegrated into cheap kiddie garbage . The first RoboCop movie was awesome and is no doubt a cult classic . Almost immediately this was followed by a crudely animated cartoon show in 1988 and then ... |
564,005 | 102,816 | 225,705 | 1 | Am I the only one who found this really offensive ? | I remember when I was 11 and in Primary Seven ( which works out at Sixth Grade if your American ) when our teacher took the class through to the screening room to watch yet another sex education video . By this point , even as a bunch of 11-year-olds , we were all pretty jaded by this constant sex-ed stuff and rolled o... |
564,850 | 102,816 | 225,704 | 1 | Am I the only one who found this really offensive ? | I remember when I was 11 and in Primary Seven ( which works out at Sixth Grade if your American ) when our teacher took the class through to the screening room to watch yet another sex education video . By this point , even as a bunch of 11-year-olds , we were all pretty jaded by this constant sex-ed stuff and rolled o... |
564,003 | 102,816 | 225,707 | 1 | Am I the only one who found this really offensive ? | I remember when I was 11 and in Primary Seven ( which works out at Sixth Grade if your American ) when our teacher took the class through to the screening room to watch yet another sex education video . By this point , even as a bunch of 11-year-olds , we were all pretty jaded by this constant sex-ed stuff and rolled o... |
564,004 | 102,816 | 225,706 | 1 | Am I the only one who found this really offensive ? | I remember when I was 11 and in Primary Seven ( which works out at Sixth Grade if your American ) when our teacher took the class through to the screening room to watch yet another sex education video . By this point , even as a bunch of 11-year-olds , we were all pretty jaded by this constant sex-ed stuff and rolled o... |
564,649 | 102,816 | 466,909 | 1 | A bad sign ! | I'm not one of these crazy people who go mental every time Hollywood remakes a movie . Such movies can be appropriate and interesting if they are brought into a contemporary setting or given a new political twist . But for every brilliant Dawn of the Dead there are a million pathetic Wicker Men or The Grudge . It's an ... |
564,849 | 102,816 | 225,703 | 1 | Am I the only one who found this really offensive ? | I remember when I was 11 and in Primary Seven ( which works out at Sixth Grade if your American ) when our teacher took the class through to the screening room to watch yet another sex education video . By this point , even as a bunch of 11-year-olds , we were all pretty jaded by this constant sex-ed stuff and rolled o... |
564,043 | 102,816 | 93,300 | 1 | Pant-wettingly hilarious | There's no new bad things I can say about this film as they are all pretty much common knowledge ( like how can someone have flashbacks of events they never witnessed ? ) . But I will say that no collection is complete without this movie . It is so wretchedly bad it's funny . First of all , hardly anybody gets eaten . ... |
563,919 | 102,816 | 120,484 | 1 | Awful , just awful | This should not have made so much money . We were robbed . There is no plot and no comedy . Why did people flock to see this crap ? It truly is the worst thing ever created . Adam Sandler is the most untalented comic actor in history . He got paid $20 million for this waste of celluloid . What a travesty . There are pe... |
564,783 | 102,816 | 318,627 | 1 | Really , really bad film ! | There was a time , long , long ago when the Silver Screen was reserved for for classics , for art , for the Golden Age of Hollywood . Those days are long gone . But at least movies had that special time . Video Games will never be regarded in this way . No matter how realistic and frightening the Resident Evil games ca... |
564,114 | 102,816 | 323,531 | 1 | Mother Theresa in a gangbang ! What is this ? ? ? | Either Steven Seagal has absolutely NO self-respect or the Mob were just too damn scary for him when it came to signing the contract for this total pile of crap . They couldn't even be bothered to come up with an good title . Instead the took Hard to Kill and Out for Justice and combined them ( Hard to Justice ? ) . Bu... |
564,193 | 102,816 | 202,677 | 1 | Tedious | Boy was I disappointed at this movie . This is the pits . Nothing happens in this film . Watching grass grow is more interesting . There was a little bit of gunplay at the start but for about 100 minutes all we get is a scene of dialogue , followed by a scene of dialogue , followed by a scene of dialogue , followed by ... |
564,192 | 102,816 | 118,688 | 1 | Rancid | Oh Mother Nature , why was this garbage made ? Why on Earth was such a blasphemous travesty unleashed upon the world ? This film is a foul weed deep in the bowels of Satan . I would rather walk off a cliff than watch this total , total Spam again . Tim Burton's Gothic style from the first 2 films was great but here Joe... |
564,347 | 102,816 | 312,700 | 1 | Extrememly Bad | Lord have mercy ! Why was this film made ? Why did Seagal and rising star Max Ryan agree to be in it ? The Foreigner is so excruciatingly bad in every conceivable way that it boggles the mind . The film has an ultra-cheap look to it . Like a budget of a couple of bucks was far out of their reach . What's worse is that ... |
564,559 | 102,816 | 334,541 | 1 | Really bad | A surprisingly poor sequel this time . Offering us nothing new and no excitement . Set in the 1800's , the town of Perfection , then called Rejection , is becoming a ghost town because the Graboids are gobbling up all the mine workers . The mine owner ( Hiram Gummer-Burt's ancestor and complete opposite ) comes to town... |
563,781 | 102,816 | 177,971 | 1 | Very slow and boring | This film was slower than an elderly turtle . Never before have I seen a film that threatened to keel over and die so soon . It takes a healthy 45 minutes before George and Mark get to sea . And when they eventually do it's really not so spectacular . In fact it's slushier and sickeningly sentimental than it is excitin... |
563,767 | 102,816 | 455,586 | 1 | What am I supposed to do ? | It seems like some sort of Lemmings rip-off but I can't for the life of me figure out how to work this game . The instructions do not tell you what you're supposed to do or how to play the game . It just said , ' Krusty's house is filled with rats ' . The gameplay itself is pretty bad . The Krusty character sprite is f... |
564,825 | 102,816 | 120,812 | 1 | 80's drivel ironically made in the late 90's | Oh the humanity , this film is incredibly dire . Chris Tucker was bad enough when he was in the Fifth Element but someone's decision to put him in another movie and pair him up with Jackie Chan was certainly a wrong one . It's cool to see and hear Jackie speak English but every time Tucker opened his mouth everyone in ... |
563,940 | 102,816 | 433,601 | 1 | What , in the eternal majesty of God's wonder , is this ? ? ? | A ' fun ' arcade game it may well have been in it's day , but one cannot play Moonwalker today without feeling dirty or somewhat guilty . Based on the ' movie ' of the same name , Moonwalker is just as weird , bizarre and outrageously self-glorifying as Wacko Jacko himself . You take on the role of a suspected pedo , d... |
563,929 | 102,816 | 189,071 | 1 | Worst Scooby Doo ever . | Eesh ! What is this supposed to be ? Shaggy and Scooby's solo outings usually make for good movies . But Ghoul School comes nowhere near the surprisingly good Boo Brothers or Reluctant Werewolf and is so far behind modern Scooby Doo animation . It really is the cheapest , shoddiest Scooby effort I've ever seen . There ... |
564,622 | 102,816 | 95,271 | 1 | Shockingly bad ! | It's frightening to think that if this movie was never made we would never have been subjected to the dreck that is Halloween 5 , 6 , 7 and 8 . And the double shame is that even tho the story here is silly it is at least interesting . The continuation of this was the only decent thing about Halloween 5 and it may well ... |
563,770 | 102,816 | 316,698 | 1 | Crap sequel , makes no sense . Get the Japanese version ! | Ever since SOR 3 came out in 1994 I wanted it . I never actually managed to get my hands on it until last year as it went for insane prices on auction sites and was very , VERY hard to come by in video game stores . Luckily for me I was given it as a present from someone clearing out their attic . I couldn't wait to ge... |
563,938 | 102,816 | 440,272 | 1 | Crap | What a horrible game ! I would describe Dick Tracy as a run-and-gun platformer but that would kind of a lie as it is horrible slow and plodding with no sense of excitement at all . It's one of those horrible games where that generic baddies shoot at you and you see this little white dot that is supposed to be a bullet ... |
564,356 | 102,816 | 120,694 | 1 | Tedious | Why on earth was this film made ? It has NOTHING to do with the last 5 Halloween movies and is NOT scary or frightening or worth any attention . Well , maybe that's a lie . Michelle Williams is worth attention and is the only reason for watching this piece of cp . But it's not like she's in it much . The film is only 8... |
564,752 | 102,816 | 478,182 | 1 | Bo-oring ! | Back in 1993 Sega released a dull , lackluster video game of one of the biggest films of all time . Quickly realizing their mistake they hashed out a different version of the game , claiming it would be bigger , tougher and better . Neither were . Both were slow , boring games . You can choose to be either Dr . Alan Gr... |
564,459 | 102,816 | 348,150 | 1 | Worst film of Summer 2006 | In a summer that also boasted such repugnant stinkers as Snakes on a Plane and The Da Vinci Code , that's a pretty bold statement . But I stand by it nonetheless . Superman Returns , like King Kong 6 months before it , is overlong , hyper-indulgent and with CGI up to the eyeballs . My God , this stuff is doing my head ... |
564,014 | 102,816 | 72,271 | 1 | Amazingly bad ! | ( There may be some spoilers here so beware . ) Honestly , I thought it was a joke . I really didn't think this was seriously the movie everyone raved about . It's TERRIBLE ! I mean it's really , REALLY bad . How on earth ANYBODY could enjoy this film is far beyond my vast , vast , incredibly vast understanding . It so... |
564,142 | 102,816 | 290,747 | 1 | Mind-numbingly awful ! | I will not spend too long reviewing this turd as I am still very annoyed that I spend 90 minutes of my precious time watching it . Instead I will simply say that Man-Thing is not only the worst comic-book movie ever made , but it is also one of the worst films ever made ever . I cannot believe that utter trash like thi... |
564,279 | 102,816 | 294,537 | 1 | What the . . . ? ? ? | As a huge fan of the original arcade game I was astounded at how awful ( and weird ) this threequel . The gameplay is non-existent . For a side-scrolling beat-'em-up this fails to be engaging on every level ( pun intended ) . There is NO skill involved in any of it . Most punches and kicks fail to connect , none of the... |
563,983 | 102,816 | 97,474 | 1 | Horrible film with terrible acting | Never before have a seen a film that has been RUINED so much by the AWFUL teenagers ( ? ) on display . They have nothing to do with the plot and contribute nothing to the film . All they do is run around throwing up appalling dialogue , most of which is shockingly bad ADR . There is a massive scene in a barn , which ha... |
564,594 | 102,816 | 308,208 | 1 | Worst film I will EVER see . | I can't understand why this film was made . It's so appalling and so bad that someone involved in the production must have noticed something . Everything in every area of filmmaking is wrong with Ballistic : Ecks vs Sever . Even the title as Banderas and Liu are not in competition with each other . Here's the plot . Oh... |
563,861 | 102,816 | 358,349 | 1 | Pointless potboiler | Agent Cody Banks 2 is , with no doubt , the most useless , redundant and unasked-for sequel since WWII . No one wanted a sequel and the only reason it exists is to cash in on the modest , modest , incredibly modest ' success ' of the original . The plan didn't work as this quite deservedly bombed horribly . Even in the... |
564,274 | 102,816 | 483,987 | 1 | This is such a horrible game ! | Ugh ! I remember seeing a review for this game in the old ' Mega ' magazine from Future Publishing back in 1993 . They gave it a bad review but I was still keen to play it as I like most Bond movies and the graphics looked bright and colorful . Well , it took me 12 years to get the game for a decent price ( that would ... |
563,894 | 102,816 | 483,986 | 1 | Ew ! | This is the worst game . I guess the first Galaxy Force game was so good it warranted a sequel . I'm not kidding when I say I made games better than this in 10 minutes on my old Commodore 64 . I just unearthed this rubbish today after doing a little spring cleaning . I remembered it being trash but just needed to play ... |
564,305 | 102,816 | 169,547 | 1 | Can anyone say " Rip off " ? | Take two infinitely more superior films called " The Ice Storm " and " Happiness " and mix them together in a bowl . Add a touch . Just a touch of Alan Ball's imagination and you have " American Beauty " . The most over-hyped and over-praised film I've seen in my life . In one measly little sentence . . . this film is ... |
563,968 | 102,816 | 450,955 | 1 | Appalling in every way ! | This is pretty much the worst and most over-hyped game of 2005 and made a lot of ' bottom 10 ' lists in many magazines last month . And it bloody deserves it . The problems with this game begin before you even lift it off the shelf in the store . I mean take a look at the cover . It's 50 Cent , one of the few African A... |
563,901 | 102,816 | 56,937 | 1 | Wretched | And headache inducing . This has got to be one of the biggest shambles ever made . Everything from the clunky sets , the awful and tuneless musical score , to the campy acting mixed in with a heavy dose of self-importance adds up to a total waste of 4 hours ( ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ) . Please do not waste your whole afternoon... |
563,874 | 102,816 | 464,195 | 1 | Very odd and not very enjoyable beat-em-up . | I played this in the arcade while on holiday with my girlfriend . Neither of us were very impressed by the disorientating style of the game which just crammed in too many ideas at once and ended up a confusing mess . Much like Double Dragon 3 . You can play as either a Ninja or Cowboy ( of course the 2 go together afte... |
564,170 | 102,816 | 468,483 | 1 | The most rancid game ever | Eternal , unending shame on the people who made this game . Jim Davis ought to be more careful when licensing out his most famous creation . It might make him a bit of money but fans deserve more . This Garfield game has the fat cat left alone in the house and having to clean up a huge mess . It sounds simple and child... |
564,276 | 102,816 | 282,209 | 1 | Unforgivable | It's just bad , bad , bad in every area . There's no irony , wit , intelligence or an iota of dread in all of the overlong 90 minutes . Why is the town called ' Darkness Falls ' ? Because the founders wanted a horror movie to be made there in the future ? It's supposed to be a reference to Matilda Dixon being afraid of... |
564,294 | 102,816 | 194,622 | 1 | Words cannot describe how bad it is . | RoboCop was an awesome movie and could have been a great franchise . I mean this was an R-rated film and loads of parents let their kids see it . Even though it had limbs getting blown off , melting men , buckets of gore and satire that would , no doubt , go right over the heads of kids , it was still yapped about in e... |
564,721 | 102,816 | 140,352 | 1 | Crap ! | At the beginning of this year something was seriously wrong with the majority of reviewers in the world . For some strange and obscure reason they all gave top marks to junk like this , American Beauty and Being John Malkovich . Although I understand why they did this for the latter there is no excuse and no denying th... |
564,363 | 102,816 | 187,078 | 1 | Pathetic , bottom-feeding , lowest common denominator crap ! | Made back when PG-13 movies when making their descent in quality and their rise in abundance , GI60S is nothing but car pornography for gormless audiences who care not for story or character but are nonetheless fascinated by the flickering images and colors . There is nothing good about this film . Nothing . No redeemi... |
564,079 | 102,816 | 435,593 | 1 | A pathetic , pretentious , unbearable film ! | It's crud like this that gives foreign language films a bad reputation to the average moviegoer . I hated every intolerable minute of it and giving you a synopsis of the non-existent plot is only going to inflame me again but I'm bound to my word to review it . Jan ( a man more chin than head ) pisses off from his ding... |
564,600 | 102,816 | 286,716 | 1 | NOTHING to do with comic-book at all ! | I thought that first Spiderman movie was bad . I thought that Fantastic Four was worse ! Well , at least it wasn't an unfathomably long , catatonic snooze-fest . If loaded guns came with the price of admission , I guarantee most of the audience would have used them . They were literally falling asleep , wishing for it ... |
564,344 | 102,816 | 437,481 | 1 | Horrid | I loved the first Sonic Adventure game ( Gamecube remake ) and I only expected this one to be as good , if not better . But , boy was I wrong . It's a truly horrible game that's scattered all over the place with no non-linear progression or free roaming abilities of the original . The graphics are ugly , the camera sys... |
563,948 | 102,816 | 481,369 | 1 | What a bloody bore ! | Yet another example of a poor film boasting a good trailer . The Number 23 fails on almost every level . Joel Schumacher ( widely regarded as a hack with a few fluke hits ) just doesn't have the talent to take an already asinine story and make it into an entertaining film . None of this really is the fault of Jim Carre... |
563,986 | 102,816 | 109,254 | 1 | Crap ! | And a monumental flop . Beverly Hills Cop 3 spent so much money and delivered practically nothing . We get a 1 . 85 : 1 screen , bland production design ( in a theme park ? ) and out of place action on the rides . It should have had a wider screen and more eye-pleasing backgrounds if it wants to look good on screen . B... |
564,097 | 102,816 | 89,173 | 1 | Jason is Dead ! | But someone's doing a pretty lamentable impersonation of him in this dull sequel . Hell , the guy in the hockey mask isn't even truly revealed until the climax . Up until then it's just close ups of his feet and stuff like that . Plus everybody in this movie is killed and after about halfway thru you realize this so th... |
564,493 | 102,816 | 765,516 | 1 | Terrible , I want my money back ! | Lemme just say that I only got this DVD for Kitty , as it was her first anal scene and I think she's just adorable ! She has the perfect ass and I wanted to see her do something more dirty than the typical plain shagging she's done in her previous movies . Well , Ed Powers , who gets a load of her before the man doing ... |
564,221 | 102,816 | 466,137 | 1 | If you think that this is a good game then you seriously need your head examined | I can honestly say I've yet to play a good Spider-Man game . For all the hype , good reviews and people willing to pay the big bucks over this one , I thought it was sure to be the best . How disappointed I was to discover it's one of the blandest and boring beat-em-ups ever . You begin playing as Spidey ( but can late... |
564,700 | 102,816 | 463,985 | 1 | Utterly worthless waste of time and money | TFATF is THE most pointless and artistically redundant franchise in history ! The first , which was a total piece of crap , gave way to a tepid , moronic sequel and now , after three years of peace and quiet we are punished with Tokyo Drift . The most American Japan you will ever see in a film ! Although there is even ... |
564,216 | 102,816 | 92,106 | 1 | I absolutely hated this ! | First of all I will admit that the level of animation is far , far superior to the frequently goof-ridden TV series and that Transformers : The Movie looks more like Akira or Ghost in the Shell than the show . It add a whole new level integrity to the Transformer's universe but it's a damn shame that the story had to b... |
564,449 | 102,816 | 320,691 | 1 | Give me Blade anyday ! | Take Blade and add most of The Crow and The Matrix and you have this . The latter two I didn't particularly enjoy and Underworld was just as dull and messy as the trailer made it out to be . Amidst a clutter of cliched sets , impossible to differentiate from each other , and heavily overused lightning and rain ( I'm su... |
564,625 | 102,816 | 245,803 | 1 | Chowy deserves better . | Tho his English is now much better and this movie offers him a chance to be lighter than in most of his other work the whole movie is still a total disaster . The story and point of the movie is so weak that no matter how hard anybody could have worked to make it better it would still [ stink ] . Seann William Scott sl... |
564,727 | 102,816 | 179,477 | 1 | Even the director admits how bad it is in his commentary | Quite bad indeed . Why on earth Dolph agreed to do this I'll never know . Maybe he just had some spare time . But he could have done something more worthwhile than this bore . The story focuses on Jack Holloway who test flies a top secret plane ( stock footage of a real plane that is not called Storm Catcher ) and is f... |
564,695 | 102,816 | 104,714 | 1 | Crap beyond words | I've long hated this film . For a long time I only owned Lethal Weapons 1 , 2 and 4 and only bought this because it was dirt cheap and people always moaned at me for missing it out , even though they understand that it is a rubbish film . Shane Black is gone , in fact he walked away from Lethal Weapon 2 when they refus... |
564,346 | 102,816 | 317,303 | 1 | Eddie hits a new low . | To be honest I still had some respect left for Eddie Murphy before this . He just seemed to have lost his way in the 21st century . But nothing will ever make forgive this . He's just went all ' kiddie ' in recent years . And it's sick . In the 80's Murphy gave us strong African-American characters like Reggie Hammond ... |
563,988 | 102,816 | 120,082 | 1 | Very bad sequel | Craven used to be known to make REAL horror movies . Sometimes they were experimentation horror films . But now he has fallen for Hollywood's love of cheap scares and loud , loud , loud soundtracks . This film only has one musical cue that isn't criminally loud noise . But it's music stolen from Hans Zimmer's Broken Ar... |
564,564 | 102,816 | 253,556 | 1 | Lies | Spoilers thar be . Oh , what a glorious amazing film this could have been . A fascinating idea with a lot of original potential . As usual , it was all flushed away in favor of easy trash . But what is really worse is that the posters ( and trailers to some degree ) still advertised this film for what it could have bee... |
564,633 | 102,816 | 164,114 | 1 | Terrible , terrible movie | Out of all the movies I have ever seen I have only ever walked out of two . This is one of them . I saw about 40 minutes of this diabolical travesty and simply left . There are no words in any language that can aptly describe how worthless this movie is . The dialogue is the worst ever . The direction is lifeless and e... |
563,834 | 102,816 | 391,198 | 1 | I Grudge paying for this | Ugh ! What nonsense . American remakes of Japanese horrors are all the rage at the moment . Between this , The Ring and a forthcoming remake of the rather weak Dark Water it seems as if Hollywood has tapped into a new well of unimagination . Which is weird , considering how pointless this remake is . Its only purpose i... |
563,764 | 102,816 | 257,295 | 1 | The detritus of television | If there was ever any iron-clad proof that Britain is the most uncultured and TV-addicted society in the world then the dredge that is Big Brother is it . The basic idea of this show tanked in other countries where the people are more intelligent but somehow , five years after the rank original , the people of Britain ... |
564,759 | 102,816 | 490,765 | 1 | Crap | For such a great Bond movie the game of Licence to Kill ( on the C64 at least ) was just awful . It was a vertically-scrolling shooter in which you played a helicopter ( no joke ) that went about blowing up things throughout rather generic landscapes . What on earth this has to do with the movie of the same name is any... |
564,156 | 102,816 | 432,291 | 1 | Smog ! | Where did all the real horror films go ? Too often these days we're subjected to tame crap that is designed to scare 12-year-old girls only . How much more rubbish like Darkness Falls , Skeleton Key and The Grudge do we really have to suffer ? Where are all the risk-takers and controversy . Are we really that naive the... |
564,859 | 102,816 | 469,030 | 1 | My eyes , my eyes ! ! ! | Oh where to begin with the awfulness of this game . The sad thing is that it promises so much with its colorful cover design , and initially delivers nice-looking sprites in the first few seconds of gameplay . But then you kill a bad guy for the first time and you just end up going ' What ? Why did the bad disappear in... |
564,393 | 102,816 | 463,854 | 1 | Awful rehash of the first film . | 28 Weeks Later is everything we fear about sequels , it's pretty much the same film done with a bigger budget and different actors . I hated the original since it had a decent concept but strayed off into some ludicrous tangent about bad soldiers and lost any real survivalist story or focus . The sequel has mainland Br... |
564,275 | 102,816 | 488,775 | 1 | Worst game I have ever played ! | Oh , where to begin . This game is rotten to the core . Everything that can possibly , literally go wrong with a game is crammed into this mess . It's nothing to do with Robocop . Nothing . This game seems like an abandoned Wolfenstien or Duke Nukem game from 1995 ( the dated horrible graphics indicate this right away ... |
564,473 | 102,816 | 317,676 | 1 | Lord have mercy ! | There are people out there who will greenlight anything ! That is the only explanation I can offer as to why the House of the Dead movie exists . And that's only scary part to the whole movie . It's so bad you'll go off movies forever . I seriously wanted to switch this off and turn the TV over to the Paint Drying chan... |
564,357 | 102,816 | 137,523 | 1 | Bloated , irresponsible , self-indulgent trash ! | Typically over-directed David Fincher nonsense . Is he actually able to direct a movie that isn't dank , grimy and depressing ? There are way to many people out there who hold this claptrap in too high regard . Perhaps they confuse the muddled and self-congratulatory rubbish that is the plot for something deep and mean... |
564,523 | 102,816 | 170,016 | 1 | Very badly made | Very , very , very badly made film indeed . Ron Howard's direction is totally wanton and gutless . The cinematographer obviously thought that if the camera went squint for about . 99 . 9999 % of the film it would mean that he was being creative . A little note to all : diagonal camera shots do not make good photography... |
564,543 | 102,816 | 107,978 | 1 | The death of great potential | I've got a great idea ? Let's take one of the best movie franchises there is , make a crap sequel starring a new actor in the lead role , take away all the ultra-violence , dramatic irony and tone it down to make it appeal to kids . Oh and chuck in some pathetic SFX for good measure . This movie should not have been ma... |
564,793 | 102,816 | 234,215 | 1 | A tedious experience of a pretentious film | It's no secret that not so many people liked this film as they did the first . Probably because it was one of the most bloated , self-important mistakes to happen in a long time . Too bad it happened to be a sequel to a highly regarded film . It only ended up getting great reviews from people who thot they should like ... |
564,502 | 102,816 | 119,361 | 1 | Pathetic | In the Company of Men is a pathetic film with really pretentious attempts at irony and drama . It's the kind of movie that makes you want to rush out and get a huge dose of CGI Hollywood nonsense to clean it out of your system . It's crap like this that give independent / art movies a bad image . A bleak production des... |
564,326 | 102,816 | 75,005 | 1 | Absolutely horrible | The Omen does NOT deserve its classic status , not in my opinion . It's no different than any other 70s exploitation flicks . Whereas rubbish like Last House on the Left and others were considered trashy and confined to grindhouse cinemas , The Omen ( a really crap title when you think about it ) undeservedly got a hig... |
564,714 | 102,816 | 869,021 | 1 | Not sure about the title ! | Perhaps Casting Grizzlies would have been more appropriate . I've never seen a duller porno in my life . Only one of the girls does anal ( really blandly ) , the rest is plain-old straight sex . Meat , potatoes and English gravy . No spice ! I only watched it to see fake reality-TV show BB reject Lea Walker do her porn... |
564,671 | 102,816 | 469,072 | 1 | Horrid | This is a truly garish platformer . You play the title character , who can detach he head and chuck it at people . That's how you kill the bad guys . He's not the best character ever and you won't have fun playing him . The main problem with this game is that there are far too many backgrounds , sub-backgrounds , foreg... |
564,174 | 102,816 | 310,816 | 1 | Very poor game | Well , maybe that's a gross understatement . This is really one of the worst games the Genesis ever saw . Which is such a shame considering the great possibilities the Looney Tunes license had . The gameplay is rubbish and the fun is absolute zero . The mildly cute graphics that were dated at the time and totally redun... |
564,503 | 102,816 | 119,396 | 1 | BORING ! | I cannot belive that I didn't walk out of this . Who cares who ends up with the money ? All of the characters were uninteresting . The dialogue only sparkled ( dimly ) in some places . It was about an hour too long and left a bad taste in my mouth and an awful feeling in my stomach . Even the title sucks . Rum Punch wo... |
564,861 | 102,816 | 1,324,875 | 1 | Honestly the worst short film I have ever seen | This waste of time is basically a painfully overextended cliché kill with not a shred of originality or wit . In it a couple ( sleeping in a single bed for some reason ) in a sparsely decorated house are woken by a strange noise outside . The man goes to investigate ( sound familiar so far ? ) and doesn't come back . T... |
564,781 | 102,816 | 257,076 | 1 | Dumb and not entertainingly dumb either | Ugh ! SWAT is a miserable film . I remember when I was a kid and I'd play at Cops and Robbers with other kids . We'd run around with invisible guns indiscriminately shooting at each other . SWAT has that same mentality and is aimed at the same age group . It's not a movie , it's shamefully disguised pro-NRA propaganda ... |
564,166 | 102,816 | 119,707 | 1 | One of the worst films ever | New Line can either be really dynamic when making exciting B-movies or extremely stupid when making sequels to success . Take a look at Son of the Mask or Blade III for examples of poor sequels . Mortal Kombat Annihilation is iron-clad proof-positive that video games with NEVER , EVER , EVER make good movies . I don't ... |
564,739 | 102,816 | 465,614 | 1 | Horrible . | What a disgrace to Marvel ! Neither Spidey nor the X-Men come out of this with integrity left . It's seriously one of the worst games I have ever played on the Genesis . Terrible graphics , worse gameplay and awful music . For what it's worth it's a platformer ( like the previous Spiderman game on the Genesis , only no... |
564,797 | 102,816 | 311,429 | 1 | A mess ! | What could have been intriguing and exciting alternate universe adventure movie ends up being a calamitous mess that's the result of far , far too many ideas being thrown at the audience at once . LXG caves in on itself leaving only a shell of a movie behind . It's cool to see that Sean Connery is still up for physical... |
564,426 | 102,816 | 443,632 | 1 | Pointless , Z-movie garbage | The Sentinel represents everything about the soul-lessness of Hollywood and the saddening lack of imagination present in so many movies these days . I cannot possibly think of one good thing about it , it's all so generic , so factory-made and so lazy assembled that it really only exists as an infomercial on how to mak... |
564,447 | 102,816 | 298,228 | 1 | Am I missing something ? | How on earth has THIS garnered so much critical acclaim ? I must have been watching the wrong film . I wanted to like this . I really did . After reading so many great reviews in so many publications I was looking forward to a non-Hollywood uplifting tale . What I got was a slow and dull borefest . First of all , I can... |
564,180 | 102,816 | 348,836 | 1 | Gothikless | This film does not provoke a Gothic atmosphere . No , not at all . More like a sterile , monochrome and lifeless . So I'm afraid the title is a complete and utter lie . As a horror film this is a total potboiler . As a Dark Castle production it's the worst yet . Why on earth would a freshly won Oscar-winning actress do... |
563,998 | 102,816 | 362,165 | 1 | The horse was called death . . . and hell followed . | Son of the Mask and House of the Dead signal the coming of the apocalypse . Really it's that bad . You don't treat your kids to this movie , you punish them to it . Son of the Mask is an ugly , horrible , awful film . It's factory made with utter incompetence and has zero consistency with the original film . The CGI ef... |
564,614 | 102,816 | 465,515 | 1 | Really , really bad | This video game was based on the highly popular Manga movie Fist of the North Star . Bizarre then when you consider how terrible it is . I've no idea why they didn't just call it Fist of the North Star instead of Last Battle . Perhaps they wanted to fool people into believing they were buying Final Fight ( a much bette... |
563,905 | 102,816 | 207,201 | 1 | Not good ! | I didn't expect much from this movie and ' much ' is something that we do not get . I was kind of interested by the trailer at the concept of mind reading but like UNBREAKABLE there is not enough of it . The plot is schmaltzy and clichéd and is presented in the most boring and unoriginal way . Mel Gibson is Nick Marsha... |
564,519 | 102,816 | 163,983 | 1 | Uneventful Trash | I only saw this film because my girlfriend wanted to and I did try hard to enjoy it but it sucked big time . There are so many plot holes and hard to swallow plot elements . For example are we really supposed to believe that Kim Basinger is the sister of someone who is about 24 years younger than her ? What on earth wa... |
564,726 | 102,816 | 112,004 | 1 | Worst thing ever created ! Horrid ! Horrid ! Horrid ! | There are some things I bet mankind would wish he could un-invent . The atom bomb , religion and Hollyoaks would be at the top of that list . I only ever watched this to pass time at a crappy job on Sunday mornings . Thank heavens I don't have that job anymore as this show was giving me high-blood pressure . That's how... |
564,847 | 102,816 | 71,402 | 1 | Christ , they made FOUR sequels to THIS ! ! ! | I really can't think of a word more appropriate than ' tawdry ' to describe this incredibly boring drek . It may well have been regarded as hardcore back in the early seventies ( but I don't see how ) but Death Wish is actually as tame as a newborn kitten , especially in comparison to the first sequel . Ironically surn... |
564,809 | 102,816 | 329,717 | 1 | Flatliner | This film couldn't be flatter . Even if you stomped it into the ground , went over it with a steamroller and landed a plane on it . Even as a bog-standard 80's direct-to-video , el-cheapo cop-thriller this would be the crap-de-la-crap . Hollywood Homicide ( rubbish title ! ) thankfully and fortunately flopped big time ... |
564,451 | 102,816 | 181,299 | 1 | Worst FX Ever ! | After starring in a movie such as Vampires one would expect Thomas Ian Griffith to not make a movie like this . It's about an evil company that builds an oil pipeline thru a snowy mountain town and causes an avalanche when it goes haywire . The avalanche FX and the terribly interwoven stock footage are the worst I've e... |
564,828 | 102,816 | 106,293 | 1 | Nauseatingly unwatchable | If you want to see a film that has the absolute worst dialogue that you have ever heard in your life then this is the film for you . I'm not kidding . The dialogue in this film is the equivalent of inner ear torture . Sticking knitting needles in there would be more fun . The plot ( for what it's worth ) is about a tra... |
564,281 | 102,816 | 322,259 | 1 | Very poor film . | Well , maybe that's an understatement . Though this is twice as good as the first one because it DOESN'T star a certain individual ( tho it must be said that Paul Walker is NO leading man ) . And if the first got then this gets a whole . It's shocking that movies this diabolical still get made . It really is an exercis... |
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