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563,904 | 102,816 | 90,859 | 1 | Moribund | There may be some major spoilers in this review . I wish to give a frank , honest and revealing review of this film . So I'll begin with ? ? What were they thinking ? This has got to be one of the most preposterously and poorly conceived films ever . And I mean EVER ! Listen to this . The script was taken from the nove... |
564,369 | 102,816 | 118,956 | 1 | Not up to much . | I used to have this on DVD and I only watched it once . Perhaps this is because the film is quite boring and even the presence of the beautiful Famke Janssen cannot balance the crapiness out . Every set looks the same as the last and it's just so dull . It should have been gorier and milked it's hardly original concept... |
564,728 | 102,816 | 120,851 | 1 | Worse than terrible | This is not a typical Dolph movie nor is it a typical obscure film . I mean it's obscure , but not in a cool new find way . Perhaps it's due to bad writing and directing but it just seems so different in terms of dialogue and plot development . For most of the movie Dolph sits around and drinks but after about an hour ... |
564,080 | 102,816 | 800,199 | 1 | Racism in disguise | The very first words uttered in this TV movie are ' Almost every bad thing that has ever happened to me has been because of a black person . ' A rather alarming opening line and it doesn't let up . Joseph is a teacher at school in London in which 70 % of the kids are black . He knows it's tough for black kids to get a ... |
564,574 | 102,816 | 285,446 | 1 | Eesh ! A horrible , horrible game . | Man alive , is this game bad or what ? The graphics are way below par , even if it were on a playstation 1 , never mind a Gamecube . The gameplay is pathetic and the camera movements disorientating . What a worthless game ! I totally love Warner's Batman animation and it's cool that they do all the games in this way . ... |
564,411 | 102,816 | 393,735 | 1 | The piece of crap . | You want to know how disgustingly , morbidly PC Disney has become ? They put trousers on a monkey because they are afraid to show naked animals in case parents are offended . Can you believe that ? What is this world coming to ? Walt would be spinning in his grave if he were not cryogenically frozen . Tim Allen plays D... |
563,804 | 102,816 | 120,912 | 1 | Men in cheap suits | For such a belated ( and now unwanted ) sequel to feel so much like a quick-rehash to cash in on the original's success is weird . This movie had 5 years ( and some false-starts ) to refine and for the filmmakers to really make it something special for the fans and to pay tribute to the brilliant Men in Black . It neve... |
564,452 | 102,816 | 203,009 | 1 | Oh No . This won't do at all . | How gloriously camp this drivel is . Remember Riverdance and Lord Of The Dance and how everyone thot it was so cool at the time ? The same applies to this movie . And the story is up to very little indeed , in fact it is like Grease mixed with Luhrmann's version of R+J . Very weak and totally unoriginal . A movie is a ... |
563,812 | 102,816 | 195,714 | 1 | Seriously bad film | I thought the spate of teen-based horror flicks was over . I thought that by the time we got to I Still Know What You've Forgotten Some Summers Ago ( or whatever ) that it was all finally milked for every penny it was worth ( ! ) . I was wrong . I can't think of a plot more grotesquely stupid that of Final Destination ... |
564,623 | 102,816 | 161,081 | 1 | Awful film | I've seen thousands of movies but WLB is seriously very , very bad . I am shocked that Ford / Pfeiffer / Zemeckis actually churned out a film so awful . Considering how many cool movies Zemeckis has created in the past such as the BTTF trilogy , Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Cast Away , plus his involvement with the ' Da... |
564,251 | 102,816 | 448,010 | 1 | I really don't like this game | Not only do I hate the animation style and the fact that it's nothing but a bunch of mini-games put together but when you fail at whatever task and have to start again it takes too long . Yes , the animation looks good from a technical point of view but all people appear in silhouette . I don't feel any connection to t... |
564,506 | 102,816 | 273,517 | 1 | Seriously dull , not scary and moronic | Judging by Anna Paquin's performance in this so not scary ' horror ' movie you'd never believe she was an Oscar-winning actress . Thankfully , everyone else ' acting ' along with her is equally terrible and only the most observant will notice her sleepwalking . The story is some total garbage about a family moving into... |
563,878 | 102,816 | 229,260 | 1 | Incongruous | Book of Shadows does not make any sense . No , it's not that I'm so dumb I cannot understand it , it's actually that the film is so simple in it's conflictions that I am surprised everyone else hasn't seen right through it . Showing slight promise in the early scenes where mockumentary seems to taken to a higher , more... |
564,122 | 102,816 | 901,507 | 1 | The dredge , the filth , the absolute scum of British cinema | What a bogus title . Slight Promotion of the Yob might have been a more fitting moniker , methinks . But seriously , what is it with the fascination for making these movies ? I don't get it myself . Britain is stuck between two unrealistic extremes when it comes to being the backdrop for movies . The Americans portray ... |
564,541 | 102,816 | 81,749 | 1 | Stupid rubbish | There's barely a scene to be had that does not take place in a bar ( with a Hugh Hefner lookalike deliberately cast as the barman ) in which women dance around and sing pedestrian country music songs . There are some badly choreographed fights , cliched Hick-talk , dull dialogue , non-existent plots ( ? ) that think th... |
563,806 | 102,816 | 99,739 | 1 | Very poor indeed . | The only thing good about this film is that it has a cool score by David Michael Frank . And that's it . The production design is terrible and some places ( like the Buena Venture Hotel ) seem thrown in for no reason other than to give the characters some place to be . Steven Seagal is not a good actor and in this film... |
564,470 | 102,816 | 172,156 | 1 | The most disgusting , xenophobic and irresponsible film I have ever seen ! | Give a five year old a movie camera and tell him to film playing cowboys and Indians with Tonka trucks and you have Bad Boys II , a disgrace that somehow took 8 years to reach fruition . It's probably the most racist , homophobic and degrading experience you'll ever see . I don't even think Michael Bay knew he was maki... |
564,090 | 102,816 | 85,750 | 2 | The third dimension is awfulness | Oh dear is this film bad ? Jaws is a classic , Jaws II is a strong , worthy sequel but this drek is just so pathetic . Though I must say it's nowhere near as bad as the notorious Jaws The Revenge . In the space of 5 years the Brody kids have gone from kids to total grown-ups . Dennis Quaid is Michael and he now works a... |
564,836 | 102,816 | 120,768 | 2 | Contrived , predictable nonsense | BORING ! That's what I shouted aloud when the credits finally began to roll . My buddy fell asleep 3 times throughout this film and he even managed to stay awake throughout Sense and Sensibility . Don't get me wrong . I like intelligence in my action movies but this film was just so over-hyped and incoherent it was app... |
564,787 | 102,816 | 349,903 | 2 | Overlong , bigheaded , disjointed mess | Ever seen a film with 86 endings ? No ? Well should the urge ever overcome you , Oceans's Twelve is the only film that refuses to just wrap up the ' plot ' for good . There are about a zillion climaxes that are all anti-climatic . Steven Soderbergh couldn't even get one of them right ? Andy Garcia comes back and demand... |
564,650 | 102,816 | 348,121 | 2 | Worst animated film I have EVER seen . | To think I could have just rented Steamboy and got it over and done with . But it was only the UK Theatrical cut that was available to rent and with a Director's Cut available in a limited edition box set out there I had to be a snob and go buy that . What a complete waste of money . Steamboy is a steaming pile of crap... |
563,946 | 102,816 | 810,872 | 2 | Very poor , tacked together cash-in game . | I am so disappointed with this Garfield game for many reasons . Let me begin by saying that the graphics are great and the music is very sweet . I have to say that my judgment is not all negative , but the gameplay is the worst in the history of all video-games ever . You think I'm exaggerating ? Basically , all you ha... |
564,248 | 102,816 | 475,546 | 2 | Horrible game of a horrible movie | Cobra , the video game , was a side-scrolling shoot-em-up . That's if you managed to scroll more than 2 inches along the screen to find out before the game beat you . It was simply impossible . So many bad guys came at you at once and you were helpless do to anything about it . Even if you typed in those massive cheat ... |
563,970 | 102,816 | 465,894 | 2 | Amateur indeed ! | This is quite possibly one of the most dullest pornos I have ever seen . The basic premise involves four girls and two guys in a living room ( with a video player and videos ! ) and then a bedroom doing a small amount of boring sexual acts . All four women are shaven ravers but the only attractive one of them all is Do... |
563,759 | 102,816 | 176,664 | 2 | It may have been good in 1981 but it's just total crap now | I remember playing this game only once on one of those table arcade machines with screen underneath the glass ( retro-arcade goers will remember what I am talking about , gibberish to anyone else ) in the totally abandoned passenger lounge in a totally deserted ferry on the way to the Isle of Skye in 1992 . Even a mere... |
564,629 | 102,816 | 118,971 | 2 | Very boring | And very dull . This movie takes a criminal amount of time to get going and when it finally does it doesn't really go anywhere . Keanu plays a top lawyer called Kevin Lomax and we get a clichéd plot about a rich man killing his family and a couple of " TV Movie " sub-plots . But what we're supposed to be concentrating ... |
563,903 | 102,816 | 105,616 | 2 | Weak | I can't believe that this got a theatrical release . The standard of animation is worse than direct-to-video and the ramshackle story is among the weakest and clichéd in this sub-sub-genre . Most of the Tom and Jerry shorts from the 1950's were made in " Cinemascope " widescreen but this wasn't . Did the makers learn a... |
564,863 | 102,816 | 1,132,626 | 2 | I wish I never saw | Back in 2003 , 25-year-old director James Wan debuted his 10-minute short film Saw , winning enough acclaim and attention to produce and direct a feature film based on the concept of self mutilation for survival . The 2004 Saw was , in my old opinion , brilliant . Now I don't think so highly of it since the endless seq... |
564,813 | 102,816 | 34,554 | 2 | Not funny | This is surely the weakest Bugs Bunny cartoon I've ever seen . Beaky Buzzard simply is not funny and has no appeal at all . As a matter of fact he's down-right annoying . He's not a character I wish to see again in further Looney Tunes cartoons . This short has him preying after Bugs because Mama Buzzard wants him to g... |
563,869 | 102,816 | 338,130 | 3 | Utterly plot-less and only slightly entertaining | I got this DVD well over 2 years ago and only decided to watch it yesterday . I don't know why it took me so long as I do like the Inspector Gadget show and even the new Gadget and the Gadgetinis . While it may have a bright color pallet and all the technical sophistication of a modern animated movie , there are some o... |
564,272 | 102,816 | 330,373 | 3 | One of the most boring films I have seen this year ! | I know I'm going to make loads of enemies by saying this but I just don't see why everyone is going nuts over this film . There are billions of biased Harry Potter lunatics out there who would give this film before even seeing it , even if the director did nothing but wipe his ass on the celluloid . That isn't the case... |
564,033 | 102,816 | 337,978 | 3 | Live PG-13 or Die Soft | A Die Hard 4 was discussed and thrown around for years . There was a point when Tears of the Sun was supposed to be Die Hard 4 , with John McClane crashing a plane in the jungle and leading the survivors to safety through a war-zone . In my opinion , the series ended perfectly with the brilliant Die Hard With A Vengean... |
564,424 | 102,816 | 120,786 | 3 | So boring I forgot that it even existed | The Patriot ( nothing to do with the Mel Gibson film of the same name ) came out Steven Seagal was still doing that ' saving the environment ' thing in his movies . Which is fine . But it doesn't make for good action . When the plot ( ? ) of this film finally kicked in I saw the twist ( ? ) coming a mile off . Seagal's... |
564,002 | 102,816 | 472,167 | 3 | Boring | If you suffer from insomnia then Radiant would be the best way to send you into a 7-year coma . The film is so preposterously overwrought and mundane that it's hard to imagine that director Steve Mahone could overlook such obvious dullness . The story has an exiled Doctor ( who we never get to see ) move out into the d... |
564,778 | 102,816 | 363,140 | 3 | Very , very dull | This really doesn't match up to Castle of Cagliostro . Lupin isn't as funny or wacky or as hyperactive . The scenery and music are uninspired and plot just isn't interesting . The only good thing about this ' un is the nudity ( only in the uncut version ) provided by Fujiko . It helped spice up some of the tedious scen... |
564,722 | 102,816 | 120,755 | 3 | A movie for idiots . | Many people criticized this movie for having no plot . Which is a result of many people criticizing the first for being too complex . There's just no pleasing some people but this movie could have made up for it by having some class or a formidable villain . Dougray Scott is pretty much one of the worst villains ever a... |
564,458 | 102,816 | 449,010 | 3 | Hopeless trash | I got all of the Star Wars , Lord of the Rings , Harry Potter and Dungeons and Dragons movies and rudely mashed them together after individually raping them in every orifice then you would get something that resembles Eragon ( even the title is a rip-off of Aragorn from LOTR ) , a film so hopelessly incompetent that ev... |
564,806 | 102,816 | 99,052 | 3 | All over way to quick | This film ends before anything happens and really doesn't have much going on in it . The whole film seems to be too contrived and way too many events are foreshadowed in a very obvious way . I mean when Jeff Daniels is in his basement and he finds all of the rotten wood with his nail gun . Okay ? rotten wood that will ... |
564,323 | 102,816 | 120,633 | 3 | What the hell is going on in this movie ? | Courtroom dramas are so out of date . Which is why this sub-genre is confined mostly to rubbishy TV-movies these days . In A Civil Action there was just too much legal jargon for me to understand . If find that most audiences feel a bit alienated by technical gobbledygook . The comedy wasn't really funny and seemed out... |
564,676 | 102,816 | 262,734 | 3 | If you have the PC-version of the original , don't bother | Jailbreak is an embarrassment to the Road Rash franchise . It's so weak and pointless and the gameplay is unbelievably crap . Everything that makes Road Rash great has been whittled down to nothing that I ended up wondering why they bothered . 1 . You cannot fall off your bike and run around . If you smash into your ca... |
564,544 | 102,816 | 212,985 | 3 | Rubbish until the end | Oh Boy was I disappointed with this pile of crud . Ridley Scott has never made a 1 . 85 : 1 movie in his life but , for some reason , he made this his first . I thought that Manhunter had very cool widescreen photography and Jonathan Demme really should have followed in its footsteps . I thought I could depend on Scott... |
564,340 | 102,816 | 358,294 | 3 | Ain't got a Scooby | Some spoilers btw . This DVD has a major flaw . More than half the film's dialogue is in Japanese and the DVD does not have subtitles automatically burned into the screen . You have to turn them on , thus subtitling the English dialogue too . Of course , I only figured this out after watching the whole film and not und... |
564,161 | 102,816 | 60,838 | 3 | Pretty weak cartoon | In this short , the Pink Panther is just relaxing in his house when a mouse appears from his hole in the wall and helps himself to the fridge . A call to the exterminator ( one of the cartoon's few laughs ) proves to be fruitless as does any futile pursuit of the rodents . Many unfunny things follow until Pinky discove... |
564,194 | 102,816 | 115,891 | 3 | Can anyone say ' Groundhog Day ' ? | The makers of this film could not have seriously thought that they were making an original film . They MUST have known that they were ripping off " Groundhog Day " . They must have . Having said that the film itself is alright . But a little annoying . The kid is okay enough . He's not as irritating as most kids in mov... |
564,750 | 102,816 | 432,348 | 3 | A horribly rushed , pointless cash-in . | ' Oh yes , there will be blood . ' Well about a tea-cup's worth if you're lucky . ' There will be boredom ' would be a more appropriate tagline for this absolutely worthless , mess of a sequel . After the surprisingly great and successful original , Lion's Gate immediately green-lighted this movie for production and co... |
564,403 | 102,816 | 488,776 | 3 | Snoozathon | RoboCop 3 was a crap film and this game is just as dull and an even bigger waste of time . At this point in the 90s video games of movies ( particularly platformers ) were either brilliant or downright terrible . However , it was mostly the latter and RoboCop 3 is no exception . The man in the can goes about his missio... |
564,157 | 102,816 | 414,982 | 3 | This franchise is dead , as I predicted . How ironic ! | ' Anticipation of dead is worse than death itself . ' These are the immortal words of Steven Seagal in Hard to Kill . Had he seen any of the movies in this franchise I'm sure he would have changed it to ' Final Destination is worse than death itself . ' A babe ( the very cute Mary Elizabeth Winstead ) predicts a roller... |
563,931 | 102,816 | 117,705 | 3 | Big Macs for life | How any critic can call Looney Tunes : Back in Action an exercise in franchise promotion but not puke at the 80-minute commercial that is Space Jam is beyond me . Our plot has Danny Devito play the voice of an evil , monster type businessman who's theme park is failing . In desperation he sends 5 little creatures to ca... |
564,121 | 102,816 | 476,964 | 3 | Boring feminist rubbish | It's been said a dozen times already , but The Brave One is basically Death Wish all over again with just hint of Taxi Driver . It is also incredibly boring with lifeless characters and some horribly misjudged moments . Erica Bane ( Jodie Foster ) is a radio host who is mugged in Central Park ( in a totally unshocking ... |
564,834 | 102,816 | 117,500 | 3 | Michael Bay does himself no favours | After massively misjudging the scale of Pearl Harbor and reducing it to no more than a video-game recital of a very important historical event , he will have to work extremely hard to win back the tiny shred of credibility he started out with . Following up that garbage with the even worse Bad Boys II wasn't a wise mov... |
564,602 | 102,816 | 220,506 | 3 | Waste of time ! | Even though most of them are rubbish , the Halloween movies always seem so full of potential when the lights go down and the film fades in to that ominous and slicker-than-crude-oil theme tune . Sadly though , they never attempt anything other than stabbings . John Carpenter's original low-budget horror flick , about a... |
563,803 | 102,816 | 108,308 | 3 | Tame and sickening kiddie fare | Oh dear , if you're diabetic then I would seriously advise against watching this film . It ' so sugary it'll rot the brain right out of your head . Why on earth Eastman and Laird allowed this to be made is beyond me . It's soooooooo far removed from their black and white comic book . Okay , I know the cartoon series wa... |
564,521 | 102,816 | 120,903 | 3 | Remember Spawn ? | Spawn is a dark and humorous comic book that totally rocks . The film contains none of the pathos , imagination or spirit that the comic book had . Its main fault is that it was toned down for a young audience and had to many CGI FX . X-Men suffers from exactly the same problem . There is VERY , VERY little or action a... |
564,389 | 102,816 | 40,515 | 3 | One of the worst . | Kitty Foiled is one of the blandest and most generic T & J shorts I have ever seen . I don't think I laughed once . Every gag is a rehash lifted from another cartoon . How many times has Tom's teeth been smashed like a window now ? The short has T & J already involved in a pointless chase as soon as it starts . A canar... |
564,477 | 102,816 | 943,269 | 3 | Superficially fun | Def Jam Icon is one of the shallowest games I've played in years and is highly repetitive and boring . You get to create what your character looks like but you have to be male and you must be some shade of black / mixed . This character then goes through the trials and tribulations of becoming a big-shot music producer... |
564,060 | 102,816 | 465,142 | 3 | Wrong movie , wrong time | American Dreamz fails on pretty much everything it set out to do . The basic gist of the plot involves Omer , a hapless terrorist being kicked out of his Afgahnistan training camp because his heart is not in chopping the head of the Western Serpent or something . He relocates to California with wealthy friends , where ... |
563,859 | 102,816 | 313,911 | 3 | What was it called again ? | If you want a brainless 90 minutes in which you simply do not want to think then this is the kind of movie you might want to rent . Frankie Munitz , mooching off what fame he has left before he becomes a ' former child star ' is the Junior James Bond , a kid in the CIA . Yes , it's stupid but it makes things happen for... |
563,976 | 102,816 | 94,824 | 3 | Not that great and a slap in the face of the original | I usually give sequels the benefit of the doubt and go easy on them . But this ? is very poor . The exact same as what happened in the first film happens here again . The exact same . Only they wanted younger kids to be able see it ( this accounts for the repeated presence of Bugs Bunny but why they threw in one ' fck ... |
564,517 | 102,816 | 93,201 | 4 | Very odd | It's weird how the writer / director of such exciting blockbusters such as ID4 and The Patriot could create such a strange film . I'll try my hardest to recount the plot . Two ultra-cheap filmmakers ( art reflects life ) have a great idea for a movie and rope in an unwilling but attractive starlet and make up a Muppet-... |
564,159 | 102,816 | 442,703 | 4 | The easiest game I have ever played ! | It's all over in a matter of minutes seriously . The game involves Spidey going out to buy Mary-Jane a fishbowl but he gets caught up in rumble downtown as several of his enemies run riot . It's up to him to sort them out . In 7 very short levels the game is over . And you'll be left with your jaw hanging open that a g... |
564,555 | 102,816 | 35,120 | 4 | Pay your taxes ! | I didn't quite get this cartoon as the tax system in this country is very , very different from that in America . It appears that if Donald Duck pays his taxes early then somehow it will give the American government a better chance at winning WWII . This Donald does with worrying eagerness . So much so he races across ... |
564,139 | 102,816 | 295,297 | 4 | Quite boring ! | One might imagine that because Chris Columbus pulled off a faithful , yet exciting , movie adaptation of the first Harry Potter adventure that he would be able to it a second time . I'm sorry to report that he definitely has not . There are so many things wrong with this film and almost nothing to recommend it . More t... |
564,235 | 102,816 | 353,333 | 4 | Simple and Slow | Don't get me wrong , I love Darkwing Duck ( where is the series on DVD ? ) but this game does not do him justice . The graphics are nice and look wonderful on a wide TV screen but it's a stiff and slow game to play . What really rattled my chain is that too often a baddie , who is nowhere near you , will take health of... |
564,360 | 102,816 | 110,725 | 4 | Grossly over-indulgent vanity piece | At the height of his fame Seagal was allowed to direct this monstrosity about evil Texas oil Aegis company polluting Alaska . With no prior experience in directing Steve stampeded his way into this movie with as much subtlety as a brick in the face . Originally called ' Spirit Warrior ' and hoping to cast loads of Engl... |
563,760 | 102,816 | 323,194 | 4 | A classic in no way . | The original Mario Bros . is pretty much THE most simplest , and boring , platformer you're ever likely to come across . Back then , Mario was no more than the tiny little sprite from Donkey Kong ( called Jumpman ) who vaguely looked like a plumber with red dungarees and a moustache . This time around he's given his ow... |
564,598 | 102,816 | 390,615 | 4 | What the hell ? | Um . . . I'm not quite sure how I should describe this film , before telling you what I think . It's not a film about war , or even anything related to war . I'm not sure where this comes from . Early on , one of the narrators , a young boy , claims the world has ended . If so , one can only assume by a war of some kin... |
563,789 | 102,816 | 41,521 | 4 | I guess they were running short of money | This cartoon is one of the earliest forms of a ' clip show ' that I have seen . You've seen ( and no doubt been annoyed ) the episodes of The Simpsons where they go ' remember when ' before cutting to old footage , thus trimming down on the cost of original production . Well , that's what happens here . Tom is planning... |
564,842 | 102,816 | 367,501 | 4 | Awkward and uncomfortable . | I'll still maintain that the laugh track on I'm Alan Partridge dates it somewhat , especially in comparison to similar shows like The Office or Extras , but it's absence on this one-off TV Special kind of makes it a bit difficult . By this point , Alan Partridge is just reduced to an idiot who makes the worst of every ... |
563,823 | 102,816 | 411,906 | 4 | Boring . | Though miles better than the ( awful ) first game this still suffers from major bore . The free-roaming game play would be great if there were a bit more variety and things to do . The main problem is that the gaming area is absolutely immense . While this may be a good thing ( a whole state is your gaming area in the ... |
564,870 | 102,816 | 223,503 | 4 | Dud | Talk about being boring ! I got this expecting a fascinating insight into the life of the man who wrote the mythical Night on the Galactic Railroad . I expected to see crazy stories and hijinks of an eccentric man and to discover his inspirations for such bizarre material . Boy , was I wrong . Spring and Chaos is mostl... |
563,818 | 102,816 | 120,655 | 4 | Who's your buddy ? | I'll admit it ; I have never seen any other Kevin Smith movie aside from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back . And even in that movie his lack of class and tendency for cheap vulgarity kind of turns me off him . Despite some moments of ( often childish ) humor ( any bit with Jay and Silent Bob and the cool ' new ' Jesus ima... |
563,779 | 102,816 | 171,363 | 4 | A clunker that is alternately good and terrible | This is definitely better than HOHH but it was panned severely by critics because of the extreme overdose of CGI and the camp-Gothic sets . Like HOHH , it is a remake of the original of the same name . The original Haunting was quite good for it's day . But let's be honest ? it's not it's day anymore . But what annoyed... |
564,371 | 102,816 | 143,145 | 4 | No excitement | Probably the least exciting Bond movie ever made and that's including the Lazenby one . Nothing happens that is worth mentioning . There's a scene with a pipe or something that is good for about 2 seconds . The rest is an unbroken succession of bore after bore after bore . How on earth the filmmakers thought that audie... |
564,068 | 102,816 | 32,439 | 4 | What the . . . ? ? ? | In Elmer Fudd's first ever appearance we do not get the Elmer we know and love but fatter guy with a huge head and an ugly bulbous nose . He puts together a ' camera ' ( snigger ) and heads to the woods to take pictures of wildlife . Once there he settle for a picture of Bugs Bunny . Or at least something very remotely... |
563,982 | 102,816 | 97,428 | 4 | Lighthearted , soulless sequel | A lot of the original magic is absent in this belated sequel . The storyline isn't up to much and is never taken full advantage of . One thing that is sorely missed is the wide , power score from the first film . Elmer Bernstein was ditched and the music was done by long-time hack Randy Edelman used none of the themes ... |
564,804 | 102,816 | 91,499 | 4 | Great opening | But it's all downhill from there on . For about 20 minutes this movie promises to be cool and funny thru-out but quickly becomes boring and stupid . The characters just do not use simple logic and it is way hard to side with them . I really did want the trucks to run them over . Beware , there may be some spoilers here... |
564,567 | 102,816 | 422,335 | 4 | Generic first person shooter | I'm really rather sick of first person shooter games . They are a dime a dozen and with all the Medal of Honor and Call of Duty games out there do we really need another ? The previous game in the Bond universe was Everything or Nothing , which wasn't a first person shooter , something new . But this one goes back to s... |
563,911 | 102,816 | 475,297 | 4 | Not hooked . | If a game doesn't hook me within the first half-hour then I'm just not going to see it through to the end . Homeworld just seemed like Age of Empires : In Space to me and the slow , confusing gameplay really got on my nerves . I know that this game has an Army of fans who will denounce my comments , but I simply could ... |
564,656 | 102,816 | 30,152 | 4 | Cruel , evil and barbaric . | I'm dead against Fox hunting . It's just plain evil and it's not even a bloody sport . It's just bloody . It's banned here in Britain though evil toffs still participate in and don't get arrested . Donald and Goofy are on such a hunt . They don't manage to kill the fox as the horses are lame and the dogs are too dumb t... |
564,198 | 102,816 | 380,268 | 4 | If the Sun ' newspaper ' made a documentary it would be this . | Right , let me begin by saying that the tagline of this film is wrong . ' The true story that inspired Scarface ' . Um . . . isn't Scarface a remake of a film from the 30s ? And wasn't the bulk of Scarface's writing and production already complete by the time this documentary really gets to any story in it's chronologi... |
564,527 | 102,816 | 167,760 | 4 | Cheap propaganda | Using lots of recycled animation ( most obviously from The Band Concert ) this Disney wartime cartoon , made for screening in Canadian cinemas , is very unsubtle and is more of a frank advertisement than anything else . It's yet another one of those shorts that does nothing but promote war bonds 4 for 5 . I still have ... |
564,591 | 102,816 | 276,816 | 4 | Ghost Ship it ain't | In fact it's more like Event Horizon underwater . The first half was pretty cool and built up a good deal of suspense . But as it nears the end the story falls into incoherence and suffers from obviously deleted scenes . If the script were tighter then this film could have been great as David Twohy's direction is not r... |
564,777 | 102,816 | 292,100 | 4 | Poor and tedious game | Thank heavens I bought this in a clearance sale . It did not keep my attention for long and for 2 reasons . First , it is a very easy game and very quickly finished and second , there just wasn't enough going on . The graphics were atmospheric and did create a cool mood similar to that of the movie but the sound was ba... |
564,327 | 102,816 | 942,385 | 4 | Why does Tom Cruise ? | There's nothing in Tropic Thunder that you haven't seen Ben Stiller spoof before , and spoof better , in five minute clips such as Mission : Improbable or Die Hard 12 : Die Hungry . His character of Tugg Speedman is yet another one of his many un-self-aware stereotypes like Derek Zoolander or White Goodman . Besides th... |
563,934 | 102,816 | 25,997 | 4 | Mildly entertaining cartoon for 3 year olds . | The ' Silly Symphony ' , The Wise Little Hen feels more like one of those huge , books with thick cardboard pages you read to infants in order to help them learn basic words and morals . It may be notable for the first appearance of Donald Duck ( in a supporting role ) but the rest of it is mainly annoying . I seriousl... |
564,226 | 102,816 | 408,816 | 4 | A waste of a license | Ghostbusters II was a pretty average movie and not a good video game . I got this for my Commodore 64 way back in 1989 . And I paid full price for it too ( a whopping £9 . 99 ) and it came in one of those over-sized cardboard boxes . It looked like it should have been great . It wasn't . Basically , there were 4 levels... |
564,021 | 102,816 | 462,281 | 4 | Just not fun to play . | I am very disappointed with this game . It may have very nice and cartoony graphics but the gameplay is terrible . You play Eduardo and Kylie from the TV series and must defeat an evil Count called Mercharior who has kidnapped other members of the Ghostbusters . There are only four levels : the old building , the grave... |
564,377 | 102,816 | 360,139 | 4 | Bland , generic teen romance | I'm a bit of a sucker when it comes to Mandy Moore , I loved A Walk to Remember and Saved but I'm afraid there's nothing new or interesting about Chasing Liberty . A girl who just happens to be the President's daughter ( one of those safe , non-mass-murdering , non-greed-driven , non-corrupt President's that only exist... |
564,844 | 102,816 | 62,765 | 4 | Not impressed ! | Somewhere inside the overlong , 114-minute Bullitt there is a brisk 90-minute long film desperate to get out . But as it is , it's seriously overlong with nothing to sustain it . Many pointless scenes come and go with loads of long , indulgent tracking shots goose-up the running time . I almost nodded-off a few times ,... |
564,775 | 102,816 | 133,093 | 4 | Not THAT original | I've always called the first Matrix film a rip-off . It's a mix of many different films put together with important parts stolen from the Terminator ( robots rule the future and have enslaved the remainder of humanity ) , Total Recall ( futuristic ' Is it a dream or reality ' sci-fi ) and even Johnny Mnemonic ( futuris... |
563,900 | 102,816 | 183,005 | 4 | Real Easy | This was a very easy game to finish but it was still fun for a while . Even if you are a novice gamer you can still finish this one in about 2 weeks . But there was a major problem with it . There was so much footage that we never got see that involved the relationships between the characters . The plot always took ove... |
564,396 | 102,816 | 464,095 | 4 | Pretentious bore . | The Lives of the Saints starts off with an atmospheric vision of London as a bustling city of busy , quaint streets and sunshine . I was hoping it would maintain this atmosphere , but it gets bogged down in a story that goes pretty much nowhere . Othello works for big , fat Mr . Karva , his crime-boss step-dad ( at lea... |
564,197 | 102,816 | 466,009 | 4 | Yaaaaaaawn ! | I would say that video games don't come much simpler than this bore but the likes of Pong and Pac-Man , while less technically sophisticated are still better . Golden Axe 2 is such a chore to play with no fun or enjoyment injected into the proceedings whatsoever . Again , you can choose from barbarian Ax Battler , amaz... |
564,704 | 102,816 | 161,977 | 4 | Atmospheric , but extremely boring . | Simon Magus is a weirdo living in some peasant country shire who every hates because he talks to the devil and plants . He's Jewish but isn't allowed to be a proper Jew because he's weird . So he tries to be a Christian , which the local priests are happy to help with since it will deplete the Jewish manpower , thus gi... |
564,810 | 102,816 | 58,472 | 4 | One Cool Cat | The Pink Panther is cool as cool can be . And so funny and cute . In this cartoon he observes some little dude painting a house blue . Preferring Pink to Blue he goes about sabotaging the painter's work . Every where the painter paints in blue , the Panther paints in Pink . Sounds simple and not funny , but it's hilari... |
564,036 | 102,816 | 115,759 | 4 | More Holes Than A Truckload Of Old Socks | Imagine a nuclear apocalypse movie from hardcore Asian director John Woo , written by the guy who wrote Speed and Hard Rain / creator of TV's Boomtown and starring John Travolta as the villain . Does it sound good ? It might have looked good on paper but as a film it's a complete and utter disaster . The problem is the... |
564,269 | 102,816 | 490,198 | 4 | Both incarnations are nothing more than average . | I had the Predator 2 video game on the Commodore 64 . The graphics were horrible , but the side-scrolling first-person shooter gameplay was involving if far inferior to the likes of Operation Wolf . I never made it to the end . The Sega Genesis version is an isometric platformer that has almost nothing to do with the f... |
564,167 | 102,816 | 203,701 | 4 | I never really liked this much | I know this is going to sound like sacrilege but I was never a fan of the Mortal Kombat games . Having played Street Fighter and Fatal fury before it I just didn't see much point in another fighting franchise . Plus , the digitised graphics , which were supposed to be ' groundbreaking ' and make us all go ' ooohhh , ah... |
564,669 | 102,816 | 469,232 | 4 | REALLY simple platformer | This game was pretty much the simplest kind you could ever get . You played a small alien dude with a big round helmet on a strange planet . The object of each level was to jump onto a platform that was moving back and forth . Then onto another one , moving slightly faster . And so on and so on . Ten platforms , ten le... |
564,078 | 102,816 | 417,148 | 4 | More Zzzzz than Sssss | I was quite looking forward to this film as I enjoyed David R . Ellis ' previous film Cellular and the poster and idea for Snakes on a Plane is just pure high-concept trash . I could have been great , but I was surprisingly bored through-out . I do like popcorn movies , but the popcorn has to taste good and this bucket... |
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