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548,963 | 1,111,192 | 113,135 | 1 | It is not set in the future , and there is no war . | This movie's title is a bit misleading . It is really about a Van Dame look alike ( though smaller and a worse accent ) who has escaped to earth and is fleeing cyborgs ( who sometimes wear white make up and sometimes don't ) and dinosaurs ( clearly puppets ) . If this sounds good to you then go for it . If it doesn't t... |
548,725 | 1,111,192 | 128,435 | 1 | This is not a movie . | I had the misfortune to see this movie , and the first thing I have to say about it is that it is not a movie . It is filmed with a hand held recorder and it has no plot and it is just asinine . Why it is called a drama and not a comedy is beyond me . . . well maybe because it is not funny . I can't even believe it is ... |
548,331 | 1,111,192 | 52,227 | 1 | Get a life this movie is a poorly made , poor quality movie . | The above statement goes to the one obsessed fan who apparently written several reviews of this movie under different names and goes around blasting and writing to everyone who disagrees with his opinion . Apparently he would prefer to live in a society where only his matters and everyone must bow down before him . Wel... |
548,367 | 1,111,192 | 54,691 | 1 | How does a museum curator buy his own island ? | This movie is about a groovy bunch of kids who go on this island and are taken in by this man who likes to hunt . All they need is a dog and it is Scooby-Doo . Well this man turns out to be crazy and he loves hunting to the point of hunting down people . He was a museum curator then he went into the military and how on... |
549,112 | 1,111,192 | 52,286 | 1 | Not much terror from 5000 , let me tell ya . | The movies title is a bit misleading in that there isn't much terror in this movie . In fact , there isn't much of anything going on till the last maybe 20 minutes of this flick . A museum curator gets a mysterious statue and is asked to test it for its age . Somehow he finds out it comes from the future . I don't know... |
548,704 | 1,111,192 | 77,834 | 1 | Pointless | That is the best way to describe Laserblast . This movie just is nothing . It is about a kid who for some reason is picked on by cops and two dorks , guy finds laser gun and gets revenge . That is about all there is to it . Meanwhile they throw in a couple of plot points that are never worked out in the movie . The kid... |
548,188 | 1,111,192 | 85,937 | 1 | Oh my god . . . he does the voice of Frosty . | Yes , it has been awhile since I saw this one , but one thing still sticks out . The fact that the guy who does the voice of Frosty the Snowman plays a deranged perv who kills women and eats them . For the most part a very poorly done movie . You would think in a movie that is basically about cannibalism that there wou... |
548,958 | 1,111,192 | 89,759 | 1 | What is up with this movie ? | This is just a bad movie . There is no way to sugar coat it . The plot is apparently set in a future where people aren't allowed to watch TV , but they are allowed to have their minds placed in animals for fun . Or in the case of Raul Julia be forced to have your mind placed in a animal because you watched tv . Then th... |
548,874 | 1,111,192 | 110,978 | 1 | This one almost made me not watch the first . | This movie is so horrible that I almost never watched the first one . I finally broke down though and watched the first one and loved it . This one though is just bad . . . as it mainly involves Renee being terrorized by Matthew . That is basically all you see . It sort of mirrors the first one , but then it doesn't . ... |
548,858 | 1,111,192 | 116,250 | 1 | How did I get dragged to this movie ? | First off , let me say I hate musicals and don't blame me for hating this one as well . I somehow got talked into seeing this one by a friend so if you don't like what I have to say blame him and his ex girlfriend . I just thought this was one of the most boring flicks ever , the songs stunk and the story did as well t... |
548,165 | 1,111,192 | 96,149 | 1 | Refinery Mutiny . | This movie is so bad it is hard to figure out where to start . I guess I will start with the set designs . All the action in this flick is supposed to be taking place in a spaceship , but not one set looks like it is on a spaceship . The bridge looks like a college's computer lab , these women are taken to a room that ... |
548,965 | 1,111,192 | 118,137 | 1 | At least the box looks ok . | This is your typical bad movie . It is hard where to start . For one is the moon . The moon is apparently full for a couple of weeks at a time . I mean they go through multiple nights in this movie and every darned night there is a full moon . Then there is the fact that the werewolf looks different everytime you see i... |
548,712 | 1,111,192 | 51,128 | 1 | Corman didn't have much space to work with . | Yes of all the things to notice about the flick the one that stood out for me is the fact the set had to be really small . When ever the characters went anywhere in the movie it seemed they only had to go a couple of steps to get there . Enough of that though I have a movie to review . This movie is a about two researc... |
549,046 | 1,111,192 | 60,753 | 1 | Griffin , Landis , and Cook have no idea what they are doing . | This is the most jumbled movie I have ever seen . It is badly edited , grainy , and the acting is bad . It also seems to have no story whatsoever . It apparently centers around three guys : one an escaped convict ( Griffin ) , and the other two excons ( Landis and Cook ) . They ride the countryside getting into all the... |
548,766 | 1,111,192 | 69,969 | 1 | Sorry , but an adult film should not make one go ewwww . | Yes , this film gets a lot of attention and is considered a classic in the adult film genre . Still , I did not like this one at all . About a woman who commits suicide in a scene more fitting a horror movie , she is given the opportunity to return to earth briefly to live the life of lust she never did before in her m... |
549,123 | 1,111,192 | 111,301 | 1 | What the heck ? | This movie based on a fighting game actually has very little martial arts action in it . Instead it has a very bad plot and lots of bad comedy and Raul Julia in his last role doing a bad job as Bison . Van Dame sucks too , but that is no surprise . . . what really makes this movie bad though is the almost complete lack... |
548,648 | 1,111,192 | 100,665 | 1 | Is that Martin Sheen ? | That is the first question I asked myself when I watched the last half hour of this really bad film . I did so without the help of Mike and the bots , and the only reason I did so was to find out if Martin Sheen was really in this turkey . I went through that entire ending sequence to find out it was not Sheen , but Jo... |
548,806 | 1,111,192 | 50,957 | 1 | You will awake from this movie feeling unrefreshed . | This movie is about an evil hypnotist who has a worse act than that of the Great Vorelli from " The Devil Doll " . The hypnotist known as Dr Carlo Lombardi puts a woman under hypnosis asks her questions and she answers . . . great show , eh ? Amazingly he makes a living doing this . He can also use the woman to call fo... |
548,362 | 1,111,192 | 57,181 | 1 | Long title , it has more depth than the movie . | This movie starts off with a crazy fortune teller who throws acid on this guys face because he won't have sex with her ( and you can't blame him ) . It then features a couple of losers who go and pick up a girl and they go to an amusement park . From there they go into a strip show where apparently only one woman strip... |
548,911 | 1,111,192 | 55,294 | 1 | The phantom planet looks like it is extra crispy | Yes , this is the movie about a mysterious planet that looks a lot like a piece of chicken , extra crispy . . . not original recipe . The plot is a space craft disappears so another one is sent out to find what happened . Well they find a planet . . . one crew member dead the other lands on the planet . There he shrink... |
548,149 | 1,111,192 | 58,548 | 1 | Santy Clause doesn't really conquer anyone . | This movie is dreadful , pure and simple and that is the nicest way I can describe it . From the annoying opening and ending theme , to the horrible production values , bad story , and inept actors this has to be the worst Christmas movie out there . And there have been some really bad Christmas movies . From the title... |
548,539 | 1,111,192 | 94,074 | 1 | This is just terrible . | Simply put that is how I describe this one . None of the Supermans are really great , but they are ok . This one is just awful . . . I mean where do I begin . I might as well start with the budget . . . It just had to be extremely low . His flying looked worse in this than in the first one . Then there is the acting Re... |
548,416 | 1,111,192 | 58,615 | 1 | Before there was " Top Gun " there was STARFIGHTERS ! ! ! | I am guessing , however , that this movie was not the inspiration for Top Gun . What to say about this one , well , for one thing it is hard to describe , but probably nearly impossible to spoil . Why you ask ? Well honestly there is no plot or anything startling revealed in this movie . I am not kidding when I say thi... |
548,653 | 1,111,192 | 107,254 | 1 | Was there a couple of Friday the 13th's missing ? | May contain spoilers ! ( Not that I am spoiling much ) This had to be the worst Friday the 13th movie to date , and lets face it there weren't that many great ones . The huge problem with this is what the heck happened . The last time we saw Jason he was in Manhattan and he was somehow turned back into a kid , in this ... |
548,949 | 1,111,192 | 89,280 | 1 | This Movie fails . . . on so many levels . | No matter how you look at this movie , it is just awful . If you view it as a horror , then it is an unscary movie with the monsters being hand puppets . If you look at it as a comedy , then you will notice most of the humor falls flat and is just lame . If it is a romance you will wonder why a guy would stay with such... |
548,862 | 1,111,192 | 37,798 | 1 | Poorly done message film . | This film tries to show you the importance of parents to a child and how if they are not around bad things can happen , but it fails in so many ways . The main reason it fails is that I could find very little to actually blame the parents on . The movie starts of with this guy accusing his parents and blaming them for ... |
548,652 | 1,111,192 | 60,666 | 1 | Why was this movie made ! | Includes spoilersWhy did they make this movie ? Except for the female wrestling scene I can see no reason at all . This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen on MST 2000 and perhaps ever . The plot follows a family driving through the country in some backwoods area . They are apparently going on a vacation , but w... |
548,361 | 1,111,192 | 86,972 | 1 | Ator fights evil in all forms including puppets . | Yes this movie is obviously trying to be a Conan the Barbarian , and what amazes me is that this is a sequel ( the people demanded another one ? ) . The first part of the flick is a flashback showing the original . From what I saw it doesn't look worth checking out ( and apparently Ator always kills a huge puppet in hi... |
548,172 | 1,111,192 | 53,464 | 1 | Oooooooh ! ! ! ! Prince of Space ! | Aliens are invading the earth and boy , they are lame . That is right the super chickens lead by Krangor are attacking and the only one to save the day is Prince of Space , a slim guy who wears the dummest costume in the history of superheros ( you should see his cape ) . Anyway as lame as he is , the villians are wors... |
548,195 | 1,111,192 | 107,910 | 1 | Why would you even make a movie like this ? | How do studios give the ok for movies like this ? I can make a better script on one sheet of paper . Let's cast an annoying kid and so so stars ( David Warner and the guy from Spin City ) and have a stupid story during the times of knights , but there will be no sword play in the movie , but there is gunplay . The only... |
548,259 | 1,111,192 | 100,240 | 1 | This is a truly awful sequel . | I can't believe people like this movie , but that is okay . They have a right to like what they want . For me though I watched this movie with the realization that this sequel looks a lot worse than the original . The story is basically the same except this time the kid gets sucked into the fantasyland and his father i... |
549,101 | 1,111,192 | 49,287 | 1 | The title doesn't really fit . | Sure it takes place in the west , but the title makes it seem like it is a conventional western . Instead , it is a movie of a woman sheriff . Make no mistake though this is a bad movie about a woman sheriff . She becomes sheriff when her husband is gunned down ; she is only a tad bit upset by this . Her main goal is t... |
548,167 | 1,111,192 | 55,562 | 1 | Dang , those kids can run . | This movie is about ineffective aliens trying to take over the earth . In their way is Space Chief ( though he isn't in the movie much at all ) . Really kind of lame as the story focusses on these kids who run from one place to another endlessly . In the end you just don't worry to much that the Neptune men are going t... |
549,113 | 1,111,192 | 64,373 | 1 | Why did they call this Godzilla's Revenge in the US ? | I am guessing cause if it was called little boy daydreaming it would not have done anything here . Yes , that is what the movie is about for the most part . He daydreams of Monster Island and you get to see scenes from previous Godzilla entries " Son of Godzilla " and " Godzilla v . the Sea Monster " . I don't think th... |
548,880 | 1,111,192 | 58,007 | 1 | Hugo you are a ugly dummy who can't eat ham ! | This movie is about a great ventriloquist who has the worst act imaginable , yet for some reason he performs in front of sold out crowds . He basically makes people uncomfortable and people pay to see him do this and to argue with his dummy about luncheon meat and wine . The doll has a secret though and it is up to Wil... |
548,448 | 1,111,192 | 75,142 | 1 | The fact it is actually two episodes of a bad TV show helps you understand . | Understand how two seemingly different plots whose only similarity seems to be a dumb redneck the hero knows are supposedly part of the same movie . This movie is about an agent who can turn invisible . How ? Well we get several flashbacks showing us how , and I am guessing it is flashbacks to the first episode of the ... |
549,041 | 1,111,192 | 57,970 | 1 | Boy , this was sure mucked up . | I used to think it couldn't get any worse than Manos the Hands of Fate , that is until I saw the creeping terror . I am suprised it has such a high rating , but to each his own . One of the problems I had with this movie is there is virtully no diolouge . A narrator provides most of the commentary . He will explain in ... |
548,903 | 1,111,192 | 100,050 | 1 | You can tell they rushed this script . | As bad as the first " Look Who's Talking " was , at least it didn't sink as low as this one goes . This movie was written up very fast after the surprise success of the first movie , and it shows . Most of the jokes involve toilets and such other stupid jokes it makes most of the movies they consider crude today look l... |
549,039 | 1,111,192 | 88,772 | 1 | What class were they taking ? | This is a movie about a Bigfoot like creature in the swamps of Arkansas . Apparently a professor takes two of his students and one of the students friends into the swamp to find this creature . This poses the question " what kind of class are they taking anyway ? " Is it a class on the creature or what ? Whatever it is... |
548,363 | 1,111,192 | 131,550 | 1 | Zap Rowsdower and Troy fight evil guys in ski masks . | That is about the extent of the plot . This nerdy kid finds a map that belonged to his dad who was killed . Evil cult members in ski masks and tank tops come after Troy ( the nerdy kid ) , because they want the map ( which is to a supposedly lost city , but really a map to a great big pop-up book ) . They are led by a ... |
549,096 | 1,111,192 | 57,859 | 1 | Do you find this movie ironical ? | Yes , the word ironical is used , and though the MSTK3000 gang questioned it . . . it is in fact a word . Aside from that though this movie is a complete wreck . An old woman wants to be young again , so she has a mad scientist in her basement that can transplant brains . She gets three women to come to her evil mansio... |
548,714 | 1,111,192 | 53,888 | 1 | BORING ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! | This Hamlet made for one of the boringest MST3000 episodes ever . I am not a Shakespear fan , but I do not believe he ever intended his works to be this slow paced and drab . It is also one of the hardest movies to find because there are so many Hamlets listed . Like I said though this one is quite boring . It is in bl... |
548,413 | 1,111,192 | 469,683 | 1 | Like Return of the Living Dead . . . IF IT SUCKED ! ! ! | This was without a doubt one of the worst movies I have ever seen . What gets me is that is ranks a 4 . 2 here at IMDb , the place that is extremely hard on horror movies . How is it ranked so high ? I love horror movies , but never before have I considered stopping a movie in the middle of it as I have with this one .... |
549,038 | 1,111,192 | 75,343 | 1 | Thank goodness for Johnny Longbow ! | This movie is the typical man turns into monster when the full moon appears . The only catch is the monster is lizard and you turn into it if a fragment of meteor hits you . What are the odds of that happening anyway ? But apparently this happened once before because there is a legend about it the indians have passed d... |
548,193 | 1,111,192 | 81,693 | 1 | This was made in 1980 ? | Watching this one I thought early 70's late 60's , but this was released in 1980 ? This is a very bad film , it is really sad to see Donald Pleasence in this one , forced to dress in one stupid outfit after another . And what is up with the superheros costume . I have never seen a hero in slacks , a stupid shirt , and ... |
548,365 | 1,111,192 | 55,946 | 1 | Eagah wants a woman | The basic story of this bomb is a caveman played by Richard Kiel is discovered . After being captured by the caveman a father and daughter try and distract eagah from wanting to get it on with the daughter . They escape and eagah later comes after them again . That is the basic plot nice and simple . The hero is this d... |
548,360 | 1,111,192 | 52,169 | 1 | Booooorrrrrrrriiiiiinnnnngggggg ! ! ! ! ! ! ! | That is the best way I can describe this movie which centers on a newly married couple who move into a house that is haunted by the husband's first wife who died under mysterious circumstances . That sounds well and good , but what plays out is an hour of pure boredom . In fact one of the funny things about this flick ... |
549,076 | 1,111,192 | 59,464 | 1 | Very bad movie with one of the most awful endings I have ever seen . | What to say about this movie . Well one of the guys who did this movie would go one to make the bad movie " Giant Spider Invasion " and between the two this one is a lot worse . Which is very bad for you , the viewer unfortunate enough to watch this steaming pile of crap . The movie is about an astronaut back on earth ... |
548,545 | 1,111,192 | 119,288 | 1 | By golly it is hideous . | This movie sucked . The only redeeming quality is the fact that it is extremely short . Though still not short enough . It actually started promisingly with an opening scene of sewage workers sifting through sludge finding something weird , but after that five minutes it is the typical full moon movie , little creature... |
548,434 | 1,111,192 | 54,020 | 1 | Awful revenge flick . | This movie starts out focused on a scientist who works with older women even though they give him and his nurse the creeps . The scientist or doctor has sort of a fight with his wife about getting a divorce and then he works on the oldest looking woman you have ever seen . She says there is a secret that can make her y... |
548,960 | 1,111,192 | 145,529 | 1 | If you have an extremely limited budget do not . . . | SPOILERS SPOILERS make a time traveling movie . This is an extremely bad movie to say the least , the one good point it has is that it is set in Vermount and how often do you get to see the state of Vermount in a movie . The scenery is great , to bad they wasted all those nice days making this movie . Spoilers Now for ... |
549,125 | 1,111,192 | 61,759 | 1 | A bit of a mess . | This movie is one big motorcycle accident . The plot is awful the cast is awful , everything in this one is awful . A guy's brother is killed so he and his brother's fiance infiltrate a biker gang to look for the his killers . There aren't as many biker chicks as the tagline and title suggest and we mainly see a bunch ... |
548,467 | 1,111,192 | 105,121 | 2 | What was the attraction of this movie ? | Everyone I know who watched this movie liked it , but I thought it was quite bad . Yet this one scores higher than " Mind Ripper " here . Just shows I have differing tastes I guest . This one is more original than that movie , but this one also is not the least bit scary . The jokes to me are not very funny either , so... |
548,923 | 1,111,192 | 56,415 | 2 | The ring of terror . . . not what you might think . | No , this movie is not a ghost story that predates Japanese horror movies and is in fact their influence . Also , no to this movie being about organized crime or a street gang terrorizing the streets of Chicago . It is neither of those , in fact there is very little to this movie at all . The story has a caretaker of a... |
548,481 | 1,111,192 | 61,203 | 2 | The title and tag line are a bit full of it . | Yes , there are really no prehistoric women to speak of , a few prehistoric guys that don't really figure into the plot much at all , and to top it off the opening scenes are very confusing as it took me a bit to figure out there were two ships . This movie was also very boring and even mst3000 couldn't help it as it m... |
548,953 | 1,111,192 | 72,666 | 2 | Dr . Leopold is a brillant scientist . | Yes from the very beginning of these stinker you will do nothing but laugh . I watched it on MST 3000 , but it would even be funny with out them . The film starts off showing stock footage of various fish with a devious and cunning sounding man telling all about the fish being pictured . It then flashes to a guy who , ... |
548,721 | 1,111,192 | 91,338 | 2 | Don't watch the television cut of this movie . | When watching a horror movie on a station other than HBO or one of those stations it is expected to have some scenes removed because they are a bit graphic or may contain nudity . This movie went overboard though and a couple of times I didn't know what happened or how a person was killed the cuts were so bad . This mo... |
548,786 | 1,111,192 | 93,300 | 2 | Apparently sharks do take things personally . | In Jaws 2 a person told sheriff Brody that sharks don't take things personally . . . in this one they apparently not only do , but they also will hunt you down to the ends of the earth . This focuses on the most mediocre character of the first two Jaws , Ellen Brody . It starts with one of her sons being out on a boat ... |
548,921 | 1,111,192 | 54,393 | 2 | Why you don't get mixed up with women named Vi . | This movie is another could have been tolerable flick with a few less talking scenes and more spook action that did not come off as a bit lame . Or perhaps an even shorter running time could have helped too . There were quite a few shots of the beach that did remind me too of one of those album commercials . The story ... |
548,383 | 1,111,192 | 50,530 | 2 | Typical 50's teen horror . | This one doesn't appeal to me much . For the most part I think the movie takes itself too seriously , considering it is called I was a teenage werewolf . You just expect the movie to be more fun , less drabby . Landon does a rather good job , but his character is thoroughly unlikable . So is much of the cast . The plot... |
548,918 | 1,111,192 | 60,956 | 2 | Secret Agent Super Dragon . . . sounds like a cool , kick ass , spy movie ! ! ! | Well it is not . Anything but , as this is another in a long line of Bond knock offs where they get a smug spy and think that is enough . They offer nothing in the way of action as the only action we get is a couple of fist fights and one tepid gun fight . I am still trying to figure out the plot to this one as there s... |
548,650 | 1,111,192 | 66,476 | 2 | The horrifying movie that . . . ( spoilers included ) | really has very little horror . I can't belive another title for this was night of the demon , because there is no demons in sight . Instead we get the great Jody driving through the opening credits , then he stops for gas , then he pulls into a driveway where he sits down for lunch ( oh god the horror ) . And as fast ... |
548,879 | 1,111,192 | 120,647 | 2 | Lifetime presents " Deep Impact " | This movie plays exactly like a lifetime channel movie . Where as Armageddon released in the same year is more for guys this one was for the ladies . And boy do ladies like boring movies where there is a lot of failure and tragedy . The movie even seems to be kind of gray and depressing for the most part and did I ment... |
548,397 | 1,111,192 | 78,062 | 2 | When you want the lead character dead and he is the hero it is a bad sign . | This movie had an interesting enough plot about clones and organ usage , but it fails as the lead actor is so annoying and whiny you want him dead . Not that anyone else is very good in it either , but when you hate the character that is supposed to be garnering your sympathy the movie just fails to work . Funny enough... |
548,174 | 1,111,192 | 83,826 | 2 | Better than the first movie , but not all that good as they seem to forget there is supposed to be sex in an adult film . | Yes , this movie is a slight improvement on the original as there are a couple of cute girls here and there . However , you will not be seeing very well done sex scenes in this porno , instead the movie is more of a comedy and the sex scenes for the most part are very underdeveloped . The movie is still better though t... |
548,236 | 1,111,192 | 106,743 | 2 | Full Moon makes another stupid movie . | With a name like full moon entertainment , you think they would make really good horror movies . Instead we get another comedy / horror hybrid that is not scary and is not funny . We already have a company that does this called Troma we do not need two . With a low budget you can still make effective horror movies like... |
548,866 | 1,111,192 | 79,945 | 2 | You have heard from the trek fans now . . . | Here from some one who doesn't really care for the Trek sensation . This movie is a complete waste of two hours . . . it starts promisingly enough with a mysterious cloud heading toward earth . Klingons are attacking it , but it wipes them out . The rest of the flick is a big snooze . Prolonged scenes of people looking... |
549,187 | 1,111,192 | 120,694 | 2 | Hand slaps on someone's back person screams " hey it is just me " " man don't do that " . | Never has the hand falling on someone's back and then a music cue and it turning out to be a friendly person been used as often as it had been in this movie . This one made 4 and 5 seem good . I just did not like it . Nothing happens in this movie till the last half hour or so . At least they spread the killings apart ... |
548,860 | 1,111,192 | 50,294 | 2 | Slow start and not a fast finisher . | This movie starts by showing you a map and then explaining radar and it is quite awhile before you ever see the deadly mantis . Probably a better movie in the 50's this dated piece is a bit to slow moving and the pay off in the end isn't very good . Though it has its moments like when the guy from Perry Mason argues wi... |
548,961 | 1,111,192 | 50,177 | 2 | Beginning of a boring movie . | This movie starts slow , goes at a slow pace , and finally ends slow . This movie is about giant locast that are overrunning Chicago . As interesting as this sounds , it isn't . Most of the film is watching grasshoppers that are super imposed on the background just run around . I don't mind using this technique , and I... |
548,302 | 1,111,192 | 85,935 | 2 | Long title . . . bad movie . | This movie was just bad . I only saw it once though so I don't remember a lot of it . . . I just remember it being quite boring . I think I saw this one on TNT's old Monster vision show and Joe Bob didn't give it very high marks either . Very bad special effects and a bad plot as well . Though it does have Richard Moll... |
548,951 | 1,111,192 | 98,141 | 2 | I just didn't care for this | I can see this movie wasn't that badly reviewed and people have made some good arguements for it , but I just did not enjoy it . The costume was nothing like the comic book and though Dolph looked like the punisher he did not act like him . He was to dreary and slow talking the real Punisher is not this silent and broo... |
548,947 | 1,111,192 | 51,134 | 2 | At least John Carradine is in it . | Because if not for him , there would be very little in this movie worth looking at . Carradine plays a doctor working on people brought to him by another doctor . They think they are there to help them get over mild psychological problems , but instead they are there to be guinea pigs for the good doctor . Could have b... |
548,461 | 1,111,192 | 98,193 | 2 | This one is bad . | The first " Swamp Thing " was okay , but took itself too seriously . This one goes in the opposite direction and ends up being almost a parody and it is not even an okay movie . In fact , it is horrible . Well that is not fair the first few minutes were at least tolerable as Swamp Thing battles this other creature , bu... |
548,855 | 1,111,192 | 104,449 | 2 | They skipped part three and went straight to four . | Yes , there is no real part three in the series . There is a movie called " The Horror Show " that was called House 3 overseas so this one is called four , but " Horror Show " is not a true entry to the series . I have never seen that one though so I can't comment on it . I have seen this one , and it is terrible . Abo... |
548,483 | 1,111,192 | 62,493 | 2 | This movie is a " kick " all right . . . a kick in the gut . | Not really all that much to this movie . . . either a stunt racer or a stock car racer has a flaming car in the beginning of the movie , goes to bar , is approached by a biker gang who ruins his chances with a very lovely lady , offer him a job , he goes back to their place , refuses , the police ask him to accept thei... |
548,904 | 1,111,192 | 107,438 | 2 | Well it was better than two . | This movie is part of one of the worst set of trilogies ever made where all the movies somehow made it to the theater . This one is quite bad , but at least it isn't part two so no Roseanne doing the voice . Here we have Danny DeVito and Diane Keaton doing dogs voices . Not really worth watching and there are probably ... |
548,356 | 1,111,192 | 241,527 | 2 | Bloody boring . . . | My friend rented this movie and I decided to check it out considering it made 300 million at the box office it couldn't be to bad . I was wrong . This movie is just plain boring , with terrible performances all around . The kids though were the worst part of it . They just make you want to scream . Not that the grown u... |
548,593 | 1,111,192 | 95,889 | 2 | CAROL ANNE ! ! ! ! | This is the worst of the trio of Poltergeist movies by far . In fact it is almost a joke it is so bad . By now everyone from the original movie is either dead or they have opted out of their contracts and decided against playing in this third installment . All except the one little woman and Heather O'Rourke . Though s... |
548,162 | 1,111,192 | 92,074 | 2 | A really lame attempt at comedy horror . | This movie is just what the plot outline says . A family gets a new satellite system and it picks up a transmission from another planet . Unfortunately for them this transmission is in fact a really stupid looking monster . That is the first part of the film . Next , is the monster knocking off the family members one b... |
548,881 | 1,111,192 | 60,446 | 2 | The monsters main weapon ? The rainbow . | Yes the monster Barugon's super killing attack is called the rainbow and when it shoots out of the monster's back it looks like a skittles commercial . And this movie may be called Gamera v . Barugon , but it is definitely more Barugon less Gamera and very very very little versus . The two fight for maybe two or three ... |
548,716 | 1,111,192 | 87,258 | 2 | Joe Don after final justice . | Joe Don Baker is an alright to good actor in small roles here and there . . . he was alright in Goldeneye and made a pretty good Bond villan in The Living Daylights and has appeared in various other movies . One thing he can't do is carry a movie as the lead , which he is in this extremely bad revenge movie set in Malt... |
548,888 | 1,111,192 | 120,201 | 2 | I got the point of the movie . . . but it still sucked to me . | Notice I said it sucked to me . I am not going to bash people for liking this movie , but don't bash me for hating it . This movie is a thinly disguised anti-war movie that mocks patriotism and such . This movie is set in the future and the society has become more of a Nazi type government . Forget trying to analyze it... |
549,097 | 1,111,192 | 58,374 | 2 | Not intended for use in the United States . | I have to say I agree with the person that says this movie is probably a lot cornier to us than it is to those this movie was made for . Where to begin ? That is the question though . I guess I will start with the plot as Father Frost , or Jack Frost is not featured very much in this one . This one has a girl with a wi... |
548,332 | 1,111,192 | 52,969 | 2 | Killer dogs is more like it . | This movie sort of has a promising premise , but it utterly fails in how it plays out . Two guys and their boat come to an island to deliver supplies and take a passenger back with them . Unfortunately , there is a hurricane coming so they can not leave immediately , but must wait for the next day . Well it seems there... |
549,016 | 1,111,192 | 92,006 | 2 | What happens when you kill off the characters to fast . | This movie starts out as a cheap rip-off of " Aliens " . A monster has gotten aboard a ship and it is methodically killing of the crew . Some interesting deaths , but nothing special . Well before you know it the entire crew with the exception of two of them is dead . I think this was supposed to be a wrap , but then t... |
548,831 | 1,111,192 | 98,554 | 2 | Uncle boring is more like it . | This one did not appeal to me at all . I like John Candy and all , but this one just wasn't as funny as it could have been . The poster of it makes it look like a laugh riot , but for the most part I found this one rather dull . The premise has the parent's of three children having to go somewhere and they need someone... |
548,171 | 1,111,192 | 62,159 | 2 | Really kinda boring . | This is a rather dull movie about a scientist that creates a teleporter device and gets horribly disfigured when he uses the machine to transport himself . Simple plot done before in the fly and others . Not only does he get disfigured , but he also can electrocute people with a touch . What is really dumb about this f... |
548,203 | 1,111,192 | 73,629 | 2 | What is the big deal ? | This movie is a cult hit , as people like to dress up as the characters and throw toast at the screen during their midnight screenings . However , for the most part , this film is awful to me . First off , it is a musical . . . and I hate musicals for the most part so me hating it could not be helped . Second , this mo... |
548,290 | 1,111,192 | 100,116 | 2 | I can not believe this was based on a novel . | The movie is rather bad and an unfunny comedy . The story , man has this song he writes and plays , somehow this song is like an invitation to Martians , the title characters . These characters are basically annoying , obnoxious , and dreadfully unfunny . And guess what ? They are the whole point of the film and drag t... |
548,340 | 1,111,192 | 428,390 | 2 | As hard on horror movies as IMDb users are I can't believe this is rated so high . . . | I am a huge horror fan , I am rather apt to give a horror movie a free pass despite it not being all that good to others , but I thought this movie was an incredibly bad zombie movie . It made me yearn for any Italian zombie movie , yes a little goblin music , some really bad dubbing and a pointless nude scene , awwwww... |
548,382 | 1,111,192 | 174,917 | 2 | Mystical shop of evil is more like it . | This is two tales fused together by Ernest Borgnaine . Actually , I think they were making a Merlin movie and said this sucks so lets by a short movie about an evil monkey toy made in the 1980s . What you get is in the first tale ; Merlin has just opened a shop that sells crap . A critic comes in and says as much . . .... |
548,170 | 1,111,192 | 58,208 | 2 | Horror at Fingle's Quarry ! | This is a movie that starts out as one long beach party then the rest has really nothing to do with the beach . Radioactive waste is the culprit here . It causes dead skeletons to look like horrible monsters with hot dogs stuck in their mouths . What is really interesting is this radioactive waste can reanimate somethi... |
548,482 | 1,111,192 | 55,452 | 2 | Wow , never before has there been so many riveting desk scenes in one movie ! ! ! | This movie actually starts out promisingly enough as they have a scene showing a smutty film shoot . You see a few girls dressed skimpily and while this obviously is not going to be a good movie , at least there will be something to look at . However what we get is basically no more scenes of this type as this movie is... |
548,647 | 1,111,192 | 48,682 | 2 | Well they looked good in the shorts . . . | That is about the best thing I can say about this little Roger Corman flick about female prison escapees looking for diamonds in the swamp . And trust me that is about all there is to the plot , except one of them is a undercover policewoman and they come across a couple going to examine oil wells or something . Of cou... |
548,582 | 1,111,192 | 53,337 | 2 | Teenagers ? What teenagers ? | First off , I have to say this is one of the most misleading titles I have ever seen . The other two titles were much more descriptive of the film . There is not a single spacemen in this flick that looks like a teenager , the only one that could pass for one is the hero and he looks well into his 20's . As for the sto... |
549,127 | 1,111,192 | 49,516 | 2 | Unintentially funny . | Even without mystery science theater this one would still be full of laughs . It starts with a professor of some sort explaining all this theories of what is in the center of the earth , and boy are they not even close to the truth . Then you meet the troops as John Agar and the Beaver's dad and the rest of the team ar... |
548,521 | 1,111,192 | 71,256 | 2 | These zombies don't eat much flesh . | I saw this movie under the title " Zombie Flesh Eaters " , but do not let the title fool you , this is not a gory zombie movie . In fact it is a really boring zombie movie . It is part of the series " The Blind Dead " , and from what I saw here I am not going to rush out for the first two installments unless someone te... |
548,322 | 1,111,192 | 465,614 | 2 | I would give it a one , but I like Spider-man and the X-men to much to do that to them . | I looked forward to this game when I heard of its release . I so wanted to buy it , but my dad insisted I rent it first . I have to say he was right as this had to be one of the most disappointing games I have ever played . I was a huge Spider-man and X-Men fan and this game promised to give me my favorite heroes in on... |
548,967 | 1,111,192 | 71,198 | 2 | Title is kinda misleading | I saw this movie on mystery science theater when it was called " It lives by night " . That title is much less misleading than " Batpeople " . In fact it would more accurately be called Batperson . This movie is about a doctor who studies bats I am thinking because he wants to make a better cure for rabies . This is no... |
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