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548,922 | 1,111,192 | 49,363 | 2 | Well not indestructible per se . | This movie actually had a rather good concept going for it , it is just bogged down by a few to many talking scenes and not enough of the indestructible man ravaging and killing in the city for my tastes . The story has a man sentenced to death right at the outset of the movie . He swears he is going to take down the t... |
548,169 | 1,111,192 | 73,396 | 2 | Kinda jumbled | This movie does not flow very well . The movie starts out with a burglar breaking into a house . He gets shot and Mitchell is on the scene . He then is assigned to watch over this other guy , who is connected to two other guys . These guys may or may not have some connection with the first guy who shot the burglar ( I ... |
548,654 | 1,111,192 | 119,567 | 2 | This movie just sucked . . . warning contains spoilers ! ! ! | This movie was really bad . Seeing the previews I was expecting so much , but got so little . It is hard to find a point to start with my complaints but here goes . First , were the previews themselves , they led me to believe the army was going to raid the island . That would have been great some dinosaurs getting bla... |
548,393 | 1,111,192 | 53,611 | 2 | Attack of the guys in garbage bags . | This movie is about giant killer leeches , hence the title . They are also quite intelligent for leeches as they take out one guy who has fingered them and they can keep people in a cave as hostages . One of the first people to be taken is a woman and a guy that she has been having an affair with after they are chased ... |
548,715 | 1,111,192 | 60,074 | 2 | An agent who dares to . . . | fail . Yes the hero in this one will get no medal for his work in this one . The movie is trying to be a Bond movie , but when you only have a camera , 25 dollars , and one weekend to shoot . . . you may want to rethink that idea . The movie is about an agent protecting a scientist and his hot neice . He does this by h... |
549,102 | 1,111,192 | 61,671 | 2 | Introduces the sport of sidehacking . | This movie is quite bad . Though in the end I still feel a bit for the guy . This movie starts out as being kind of an advertisement for a sport called sidehacking . In it a motorcycle is equipped with kind of a side car and the person in that leans into the curves to help you turn and stuff . Though I am pretty sure y... |
548,215 | 1,111,192 | 81,793 | 2 | This one is kind of lame . . . spoilers . | Yes , I am just going to tell you about this one so don't read if you want surprises . I got this one with the title Christmas Evil . There was also another Christmas horror on the DVD called Silent Night , Bloody Night . Whereas Silent Night , Bloody Night ( not to be confused with Silent Night , Deadly Night ) had lo... |
548,228 | 1,111,192 | 90,849 | 2 | Troma-they make Full Moon studios look good . | What to say about this movie . Well it is about a bunch of good students who have some bad drugs and turn into delinquent students that sell more of the bad drugs to people . Two of those people have adverse effects as one turns into a toxic avenger type and his girlfriend throws up some creature that grows in the scho... |
548,688 | 1,111,192 | 82,083 | 2 | Boring Beach . | The movie trailers for this one made it look a lot better than it turned out . From what I saw it looked like during a crowded day at the beach , people suddenly were being sucked under the sand and killed . What we get is one spot on a giant beach sometimes kills people if they walk there at the wrong time . So let me... |
548,594 | 1,111,192 | 105,643 | 2 | I liked " Troll " , but this one is bad . | How bad is it ? It is very bad indeed . . . it probably even deserves its ranking in the bottom 100 movies here unlike some others on the list . This one has nothing at all to do with the first " Troll " ; the only thing they share in common is their name . In fact , I think they refer to the creatures in this one as g... |
548,834 | 1,111,192 | 99,785 | 2 | If it wasn't for Pesci , I would have given it a 1 . | This is just one movie that I cannot stand . I am not wild about movies that are mainly about kids who get the best of adults , and this definitely fits the bill as one of those movies . What really gets me , is this kid would not have gotten into all the trouble he did if he wasn't such a brat . The family is trying t... |
548,950 | 1,111,192 | 61,557 | 2 | Who was that guy ? | This movie is about a pop star who is tired and needs rest badly , so her doctor sends her to the most hideous farm you have ever seen . Not only is this farm bad looking , but they raise bees ( they sure convey a sense of peace and serenity ) . We are expected to believe that during the busy season this place is a kin... |
548,840 | 1,111,192 | 73,043 | 2 | Well there is one giant spider . | Why this movie is called Giant Spider Invasion I will never know . For one , there is only one giant spider , two , it isn't really an invasion . The plot starts at some redneck's home where from out of the blue something lands in their back yard . Then a bunch of tv stars and b movies stars try to figure out what happ... |
549,108 | 1,111,192 | 141,369 | 2 | This one is just terrible . | I enjoyed the cartoon as a kid , and so I thought I would check out the live action version . Boy , it wasn't anything like the movie and just plain sucked . Matthew Broderick just isn't a good choice for this role , but it isn't entirely his fault . Whoever edited this film should be shot along with the person who tho... |
548,619 | 1,111,192 | 59,786 | 2 | Who could the killer be ? Maybe that obvious fellow over there in the shadows ! | Yes , I knew who the killer was when he appeared on screen the first time . No hints were needed I just thought it was telegraphed a bit to much . Look at me , aren't I the obvious killer ! ! ! Well the movie is about a strangler who targets women , not just teens as one of the victims is an older lady . Of course , th... |
548,194 | 1,111,192 | 88,100 | 2 | Pretty bad , but not the worst . . . | movie I have ever seen . Actually I find it one of the more entertaining episodes of MST 3000 I have seen . Not that it was good , but for anyone who has seen Manos : the Hands of Fate knows this one wasn't two bad . The monster in the movie looked terrible , everyone wore upsetting swim suits , and the plot was laugha... |
548,253 | 1,111,192 | 88,206 | 2 | Good choice for Supergirl , but the plot is not good . | This is one painful movie to watch . The only character to cross over from Superman is the guy who played Jimmy Olsen and you can see why no one else would want to be seen in this one . They seem to change a lot of things around that were clearly established in the Superman series and then there is the horrible plot as... |
548,964 | 1,111,192 | 86,026 | 2 | Is he friendly or deadly ? | This movie combines the friendly alien and the killer alien into one adventure . Well actually it is almost like watching three movies , and none of them are very good . First , you have poachers , then you have a kid living with relatives of some sort , then of course are the wacky teens going camping . Then there are... |
548,664 | 1,111,192 | 84,472 | 2 | This one was bad even when I was a kid . | I saw this one as a kid and from what I remember it was quite bad . Though if you look at its box office take it actually did rather well cause it was really cheap . And the cheapness shows throughout . It is just stupid . They were in the future or something and this one guy is being chased by someone else that wants ... |
548,381 | 1,111,192 | 93,066 | 2 | I can't believe this is rated so high . | For me , it just didn't seem like GI Joe at all . When I watched it as a kid , I just didn't care for it . In fact the part I liked best about this one was the opening credits . They change so many facts around and turn the story around as well . Cobra Commander is supposedly part of this stupid race of reptile people ... |
549,005 | 1,111,192 | 101,309 | 3 | Rather small for a giant alligator . | I enjoyed the first " Alligator " , but this one just does not live up to that one . Not that the first one is a superb movie , but it was a lot of fun . This one just is not good at all . The main problem for me was that the alligator was not all that impressive quite frankly . I have seen alligators this size before ... |
548,523 | 1,111,192 | 80,346 | 3 | Well it was bad , but it was short and it wasn't boring . | Yes , this movie could be the very definition of low budget movie . The film quality sucks , the make-up makes the zombies in " Hell of the Living Dead " look oscar worthy , and at times it seems the movie is just one random scene after another . Still though , it was funny to watch and it is really short so it is over... |
548,392 | 1,111,192 | 382,628 | 3 | The waters are dark , but not scary in any way . | Very disappointed in this one , considering I had once been told that the Japanese version of this is actually better than the Japanese version of " The Ring " . I just don't see that being the case unless we totally reworked the movie into something completely different and very very boring . There is really nothing t... |
548,996 | 1,111,192 | 66,132 | 3 | Boring with the exception of the guy playing Poe . | The guy who was Poe was certainly the highlight of this very dull flick . Unfortunately , he is not in it enough to save the pick , rather he is sort of a movie bookend . For the rest of the movie we have a guy trying to win a bet by staying at a haunted house . A house no one has ever gotten out of alive . . . so basi... |
548,261 | 1,111,192 | 156,323 | 3 | That is how I felt after paying to see this one . | Not that it didn't have its moments , but this is definitely one that should have gone directly to video . It just seems very poorly made . This movie also has Sherman Hemslely in a rather large role so once I saw that flash on the screen , I knew the film would be kind of generic . Still I like Norm MacDonald and he d... |
548,435 | 1,111,192 | 59,346 | 3 | This Godzilla movie is rather dull . | This Godzilla movie seems rather long . Longer than the time that it says it lasts . This one I found really dull and boring as a child . Godzilla isn't really in it all that much as it is mainly about these really dumb looking space aliens . They have a problem on their planet . . . it seems the mighty King Gidorah is... |
548,191 | 1,111,192 | 89,893 | 3 | Why is Arnold in this ? | I figure the company that made this movie wanted people to think of the Conan movies , but unfortunately for the ones who made this one it does just that . You will be thinking , man the Conan movies were pretty cool . . . this one is totally boring and sucks . The story , who cares ? It isn't going to help you like th... |
548,663 | 1,111,192 | 83,550 | 3 | This movie is kind of unpleasant . | This one is said to be a prequel to the first Amityville , but there are a lot of differences and it doesn't really play out like one . I missed the first part of the first movie that showed the killings cause AMC advertised the movie to start at a different time , but in this one the murders are shown again , but not ... |
548,902 | 1,111,192 | 97,778 | 3 | Look who is puking . | That would be me . I just can't stand these types of movies where you hear the movie from a baby's perspective . Well I guess this trilogy is the only movies that do that . This movie for the most part , for me , wasn't very funny . The only character worth a few laughs in this one was George Segals character as he has... |
549,161 | 1,111,192 | 91,225 | 3 | This duck simply was destined not to fly . | This movie was a bomb when it was released , but fortunately over the years it has attained a sort of cult following so there are people who enjoy this film . I am not one of them , however , I found this movie a bit boring with a rather stupid concept . Not that it doesn't have anything to it , I actually chuckle at s... |
548,914 | 1,111,192 | 75,809 | 3 | Cars just don't scare me . | I caught this one on the sci-fi channel and thought I would watch it and have to say it isn't very good . Maybe it is the fact that it is a car that is killing people kind of like " Christine " that turns me off . I just don't find the concept of a ghost car all that scary or even interesting . This one has this myster... |
548,673 | 1,111,192 | 87,700 | 3 | Its bad that even as a kid this one made me groan . | I have an idea someone said , " lets make a sequel to Meatballs and have it be completely moronic and groan inducing ! " . After the movie was made and released the person said " dude , I was making a joke " . And so Meatballs 2 was made and while it is in fact about a summer camp and more of a sequel to the original... |
548,234 | 1,111,192 | 103,268 | 3 | Anthology movies need more than two stories . | This movie starts out with kids telling each other urban legends such as the poodle in the microwave and getting something extra at a chicken place . Unfortunately , it then turns to your basic anthology movie . The first being about a janitor with a bit of a secret . This one is okay at best . Then it gets worse as th... |
548,466 | 1,111,192 | 97,371 | 3 | Just giant rats in this one . | In the first one it was mainly giant rats , but there were some wasps and a giant chicken too . This one , however , is just giant rats period , well giant rats and one really growing little boy . This one is about this growing boy and a scientist that is trying to help him so he accidentally creates giant killer rats ... |
548,695 | 1,111,192 | 120,762 | 3 | Another one I got dragged to . | My friend is for some reason a big Disney fan . . . he sees all the movies and somehow he always finds a gal that is really into Disney too . From time to time , he somehow drags me to one of these Disney movies . I have a policy of I will go to any movie as long as someone pays my way . So I got dragged to this one an... |
548,972 | 1,111,192 | 294,594 | 3 | Just did not add up to much in any field for me . | I only got this one because it came free when I bought " The Mist " on DVD . I am sure glad I never bought it . I thought about it at one time , but I have never been much of a Christina Ricci fan and she is the star of this one . Unfortunately , her scenes drag the movie down , not she is bad , but for me the most int... |
548,659 | 1,111,192 | 91,419 | 3 | Steve Martin was the lone bright spot for me . | My dislike for musicals is well documented and this one is no exception . Though this one did feature a rather funny performance by Steve Martin . Without him the movie would have been completely unwatchable . As it is , any scene without him is rather boring and lame . I just had the hardest time watching this thing .... |
548,678 | 1,111,192 | 93,582 | 3 | Harvey Korman is given the main billing . . . that should tell you something . | Not a knock on Korman as he was very funny on the Carol Burnett show . He was also good at playing secondary characters in Mel Brooks ' movies ( " High Anxiety " comes to mind ) . He is , however , not a person who can carry a movie in dueling roles no less . This one is basically a " Gremlins " knockoff , following a ... |
548,344 | 1,111,192 | 418,627 | 3 | Sadly the highlight of this flick was the girls in their lingerie . | Quite frankly , the only highlight is only going to appeal to guys and even this does not save the longest 97 minute movie in the history of movies . I mean I swear the running time seemed about an hour longer than it says it was . Well I should talk about the plot a bit so here goes . It starts out as a very uneven mo... |
548,891 | 1,111,192 | 97,523 | 3 | I didn't like it , but I can't really say stay away from it . | In 1989 you knew Rick Moranis was going to be in one of the top movies of the summer , but most would probably have said that it was going to be Ghostbusters 2 . Well they were wrong it was this rather bad adventure movie for the kids . That isn't entirely fair for me to say , it just did not work for me , but other ki... |
549,186 | 1,111,192 | 97,474 | 3 | Hey , Johnny Cash is in town ! ! ! | This movie picks up somewhat from where the last one left off and it is not very good . Myers having endured the shotgun barrage is found by a dude living in a shack . For some reason he keeps Myers a whole year in an unconscious state and when Halloween comes about Myers shows his appreciation by killing the guy who d... |
548,557 | 1,111,192 | 93,692 | 3 | This movie is more than just arm wrestling . . . it would have to be wouldn't it ? | Yes , if the movie was just arm wrestling it would be kind of hard to make the entire movie revolve around it and still be motion picture length . So how do you fill the rest of the time up , you add the touching story of a man trying to reunite with the son he left for his mother and grandfather to raise long ago . A ... |
548,708 | 1,111,192 | 112,896 | 3 | This one really wasn't very funny . | Aside from a few good jokes here and there this one was rather dull . No wonder it won an award for most boring comedy of the year in 1995 . I chuckled a couple of times , but for the most part I just wanted it to be over . Mel Brooks was most definitely not at his best for this one as at times you forget it is suppose... |
548,541 | 1,111,192 | 100,758 | 3 | What a waste of a villian . | When this came out everyone tried to get me to see this at the theaters , but I never really had the urge . A couple of years later I watched it and I am glad I didn't go to the theater to see this . The thing that gets me is they had such a cool villian and there was most definately not a cool fight between him and ou... |
548,830 | 1,111,192 | 98,067 | 3 | Took itself way to seriously . | This movie looked really funny in the trailers . . . I found , however , that most of the funnier scenes were already shown in the trailers show there wasn't much else to see . All the funny stuff happens within the first 10 or so minutes into this one and after that there are just one or two more laughs scattered here... |
548,677 | 1,111,192 | 93,756 | 3 | The worst of the bunch for me . | Of the Police Academy movies the worst of the bunch for me is the final movie in the series to star Steve Guttenberg as Mahoney . The jokes are the same , the cast is the same the only difference here is they are training citizens to help fight crime in a neighborhood watch type deal . Mauser is gone , replace once aga... |
548,301 | 1,111,192 | 74,285 | 3 | Teenage comes of age flick . | This story is of Carrie , a girl who is picked on to the ridicules extreme right at the beginning of the movie . The girls who pick on her are punished and one goes to the extreme to get revenge on the girl who had nothing really to do with her getting into trouble . This one is so much like a typical day at a high sch... |
548,628 | 1,111,192 | 89,370 | 3 | Unimpressive sequel . | The sequel to the movie " Romancing the Stone " , was for me just not very good at all . Where as Stone was a well-paced , funny action movie in this one there are many periods of dullness . Danny DeVito is the only highlight to this one , as once again his character is great . The plot really kills this one though as ... |
548,919 | 1,111,192 | 53,213 | 3 | I do not really recall seeing a rebel . | This movie is not really anything like the title implies it is about . When I think rebel , I think bikers with leather jackets , or people who laugh in the face of the law . Here it is three losers looking for a break all for varying reasons . Well not all that varying as they all want money . One , is an unemployed a... |
548,273 | 1,111,192 | 70,039 | 3 | Starts out promisingly enough , but soon turns to a simple booby marathon . | This movie starts out with an execution of a practitioner of witchcraft and his mistress . His head is chopped off and buried separately of his body . . . sounds like " The Thing that wouldn't die " doesn't it ? Well it does play out a little like that , but once the body is reunited with the head , all the interesting... |
549,040 | 1,111,192 | 56,961 | 3 | Why did he want the hand in the first place ? | That is the question you will be asking yourself as you watch this sci-fi stinker . The movie obviously takes place before we did any extensive space travel as it involves a kind of force that takes possesion of people . As cool as that sounds the movie is rather dull . Lets just say a rocket blows up after an insane a... |
548,305 | 1,111,192 | 109,327 | 3 | A video game where you kill people . | Edward plays a teen that gets this great game that allows you to kill someone . . . kind of a virtual reality game . The game doesn't look all that fun as it just has the player go to a bedroom and stabbing a guy . I would rather play a game where you go to the bedroom of a really hot chick and I would definitely not h... |
549,092 | 1,111,192 | 85,333 | 3 | Cars just aren't scary to me . | Yes , when I think horror , cars are the last things I think of . This movie has a nerdy guy buying and restoring a car that is cursed . The car kind of rubs off on the guy and he becomes more popular and stuff , he also becomes obsessed with the car . We find out that not only does the car have a curse . . . it also c... |
548,770 | 1,111,192 | 100,507 | 3 | Granted it was the most original sequel , it still felt wrong . | Of the Rocky movies I have seen , this one is by far the worst . Never saw Rocky Balboa so I do not know how that one stacks up to the others . One of the many problems of this movie is its feel , it does not feel like a theatrical movie . It feels like a direct to video or maybe a television movie rather than a movie ... |
548,437 | 1,111,192 | 89,200 | 3 | What a great ad campaign can do . | This movie made a nice sum of 35 million at the box office , yet many consider it a poor movie at best . So how did it make this much money ? With a good ad campaign , that's how . This movie was the first small creature attack movie to come out after the very successful Gremlins the previous year . Critters , which mo... |
548,334 | 1,111,192 | 52,782 | 3 | The best thing I can say about this movie is at least the guy playing Hercules looked the part . | Yes , the lead here looks like Hercules and there are a lot of ladies prancing around in skimpy costumes , but that does not a good movie make . The story is a jumbled mess that really does not flow well , the actors are not the best of caliber , and of course it doesn't help that this Hercules movie does not have all ... |
548,802 | 1,111,192 | 113,492 | 3 | Just Dredd-Ful ( I know this has probably been done already ) | I didn't really expect much when I went to see this one and boy I wasn't disappointed . The problem here is that Rob Schneider is probably the best part of the whole film as the comic relief . . . so you know it can't be to good . Diane Lane is a complete waste of time in this piece , but of course nearly every action ... |
548,945 | 1,111,192 | 144,528 | 3 | You basically saw the funny stuff in the commercials . | Usually , you will have one are two funny scenes that are totally unexpected in a comedy that you don't even see a hint of in the commercial . For this movie if you seen the barrage of previews for this commercial , then you have seen all the funniest scenes period . By the time I saw this at the theater the scenes wer... |
548,178 | 1,111,192 | 91,993 | 3 | Kids shot into space thanks to the homicidal Jinx . | Yes , this movie has kids going to space camp and it starts out okay enough as you have the kids meeting one another and learning the ropes . Then they introduce Jinx , a robot that could not possibly exist in 1986 as they do not have anything with that kind of artificial intelligence now . Kid becomes buddy with robot... |
548,411 | 1,111,192 | 475,417 | 3 | Well the plot summary made it sound like it would be good . | I thought this movie would be the best film of the new Afterdark releases , however , upon watching it I am hoping that is not the case . It had promise and for a second there I thought it would be good , but it just has way to many flaws . I will get to them later , but first the plot . Something is unearthed in a cav... |
548,333 | 1,111,192 | 58,311 | 3 | Wow . . . that sandstorm sequence was rather long wasn't it ? | Another in the Italian Hercule movies this time with another actor playing Herc and once again they at least get the casting right as he has the looks for the part . This one has a better plot than that of Hercules Unchained as it has Hercules trying to help this people who are living in a place where there children mu... |
548,289 | 1,111,192 | 109,838 | 3 | Well a better Randy Quaid movie than " Martian's Go Home " . | This movie is a parody type movie . . . though there is not a particular movie being spoofed here . More along the lines of a " Top Secret " as this movie has its own plot and stands on its own . And for that I commend it . I just did not find it all that funny . Sure I liked a couple of the jokes like the part where t... |
548,894 | 1,111,192 | 117,705 | 3 | This one plays more like a Muppets movie . | This movie was really bad . The only saving graces are Bill Murray and Larry Bird's all to brief appearances . We have definitely found something Jordan can't do and that is act . That is kind of bad considering he is playing himself in this one . Though most of his costars weren't there , so it might have been difficu... |
549,124 | 1,111,192 | 119,707 | 3 | This one wasn't what I was expecting . | I wanted to see the first Mortal Kombat at the theaters , but never was able to . I saw it later on pay-per-view and wished I had seen it at the theater ( not that it was a masterpiece , but it was cool ) . So I had to go to the sequel and boy was I disappointed . All the coolness of the original is gone and what we ha... |
548,550 | 1,111,192 | 92,534 | 3 | Starts with a bang , but then they get to the city of gold . | Why they made this sequel is anyone's guess , the first one was not exactly a huge hit or anything . By today's standards it may have warranted a direct to DVD sequel , but an actual movie release would have been out of the question . Quite frankly this movie should have been out of the question . Or at least maybe the... |
548,815 | 1,111,192 | 112,040 | 3 | I hope this movie did not win the Emmy for what those monsters looked like . | The story had promise , the story I read in a book was good and suspenseful . However , the movie adaptation was just not good at all . What killed the movie you ask ? Two main things , the very over the top acting was one thing . There are some rather good actors in this cast , but everyone is just so over the top tha... |
548,649 | 1,111,192 | 174,685 | 3 | Oh , baby shake that booty ! | This film would have been totally awful if not for the dance sequences ( not that they are good dancers , but they look pretty good doing it ) . The plot at the beginning of this is apparently not important to the viewers of this movie . This guy goes into a diner called " eat " to rob the place , but then decides to t... |
548,990 | 1,111,192 | 368,447 | 3 | It putters , then stutters , and then dies . | Congrats " The Village " , you have replaced " The Chronicles of Riddick " as the lowpoint so far of the 2004 movies I have seen . The sad part is I sort of liked that one , this one , however , I did not enjoy much at all . In fact , I have now finally seen a movie that was worse than last years " 28 Days Later " , in... |
548,768 | 1,111,192 | 376,109 | 3 | Was it possible to win this game ? | This game brought about many nightmares and hours of play as a child trying desperately to win what I still have no clue on how to win . I hear some people say they won it and you basically see the scene right at the beginning in reverse . You are basically Indy , you pick up the whip right at the beginning and you can... |
548,954 | 1,111,192 | 75,261 | 3 | Killer worms that really hate electricity . | This is one of the few movies I have seen from beginning to end and then seeing it on MST 3000 . Watching it this way first allowed me to see some of the more gruesome parts the show edited . As it stands I don't rate this a one , I give it a three . The problem with this movie is not the worms per se , which apparentl... |
549,167 | 1,111,192 | 97,138 | 3 | Master's of the Universe 2 ? | Well that is interesting that this was supposed to be a sequel to that movie , though it most definitely does not play out like the famous cartoon at all . Looks like they had to have rewritten the script because this movie quite frankly seems to be a little dark to be a follow up to that movie . That and the fact it g... |
548,724 | 1,111,192 | 118,998 | 3 | Hopefully , this doc doesn't make house calls . | Here is another Eddie Murphy comedy that if you saw the trailers for it , you have seen all the best parts . This is also a movie that is more marketed to children than adults and that is another problem with it . It bogs down with a lot of sentimental rubbish as well . . . I don't know if it is just me , but I want to... |
548,148 | 1,111,192 | 156,706 | 3 | Disregard the plot line given here , this is not really much of a zombie flick . | First of all this movie is not really Zombie 5 as someone pointed out Zombie 4 After Death came out a year later . Rather , both movies are just being repackaged and given new names simply to make some connection to Fulcio's Zombi 2 . The only thing they have in common is that the dead do rise . I liked After Death a l... |
548,595 | 1,111,192 | 86,320 | 3 | Friday the 13th clone . | This movie is about a killer in a summer camp , so yes this is a bit of a clone of Friday the 13th . This movie is also not very good , if you like it fine , but it just is not my thing . For one I did not find the ending all that shocking as I saw it coming even as a kid ( let's face it , the movie shows you clearly w... |
548,671 | 1,111,192 | 302,605 | 3 | Just not that good compared to other " a girls affair " titles . | Yes , I do like porn and I really like lesbian or solo female this being the former . I just enjoy females and watching do naughty stuff to themselves or other women . I like straight okay , however I usually fast forward through bj scenes . Never liked those , except in one movie called " Little Girls Blue " . For som... |
548,154 | 1,111,192 | 77,429 | 3 | It needs more even for a television movie . | This horror movie is really weak . . . that is if this is the correct movie I am commenting on . Nothing really terrible goes on as a family adopts a cute little German Shepard pup . I had a German Shepard and it is a really good dog . I did not get the idea to get one from this movie though , but rather from the comed... |
549,104 | 1,111,192 | 82,025 | 3 | A whole lotta nothing going on . | This movie reels you in right from its opening scene where a girl is sucked into some bushes . Then you watch expecting something else creepy like that first scene , but do you get it ? The answer to that my friends is a resounding ' No ' ! This is a very dull movie , and if there is one thing I can't stand a horror mo... |
549,111 | 1,111,192 | 48,554 | 3 | STOP ! ! ! | This movie is a sequel to Creature from the Black Lagoon . The creature basically gets captured and taken to Florida and stuck in an aquarium . Scientist study , him and then he gets loose . That is basically all there is to it . John Agar is the scientist and he is as wooden as ever . The gal in this one is pretty cut... |
548,212 | 1,111,192 | 289,043 | 3 | They said " if you like Dawn of the Dead , you will love this " . They were wrong . | I had heard all the hype and read the reviews . Everyone said this was a good movie . . . a " Dawn of the Dead " type movie . This movie doesn't even come close . First of all , it is not a zombie movie at all . The people seem to have rabies and are called the infected . Sure they may attack humans , but that does not... |
549,105 | 1,111,192 | 91,129 | 3 | How did this movie do so well ? | I am guessing the reason this movie did so well at the box office is of course Eddie Murphy . I think this was his first movie since " Beverly Hills Cop " so at the time he was hot . Considering that one made over two hundred million and it was R and this one made about 80 million and it was pg does say it was not all ... |
548,462 | 1,111,192 | 101,591 | 3 | I did like it better than the first one . | That is not exactly a great feat . I did not care for the first one much at all , and I did not like this one all that much either . I did , however , like it more than part one . As stupid and gross as it was I did snicker at a few of the jokes so it gets a couple of points for that . This one plays more like an " Air... |
548,992 | 1,111,192 | 57,569 | 3 | Other than seeing a young Jack Nicholson and an old Karloff this one isn't really worth seeing . | You get to see Nicholson and Karloff , that makes it somewhat watchable , but the muddled story and the lack of anything really exciting happening makes this movie a bit of a bore . Well one person is killed in a rather gruesome way , but other than that nothing much happens . This one has Nicholson as a soldier who is... |
548,405 | 1,111,192 | 970,416 | 3 | The day this audience member was bored . | Let me start off by simply stating that if you have seen the trailers for this movie you have basically seen all the special effects shots this film has to offer . There is really no surprises to be found within the movie other than a rather strange twist involving the robot . The only thing you get to see that is not ... |
548,529 | 1,111,192 | 56,142 | 3 | The fight was fixed ! ! ! ! | I am not wild about this movie , mainly because of the outcome here in the US . To me King Kong should not have stood a chance against Godzilla , but you know how it goes . In Japan there was one winner , and here there was another . Other things I don't like about this movie are the totally stupid ways they invent wea... |
548,643 | 1,111,192 | 72,869 | 3 | Well it had one hell of a finish . . . | Most of the movie is sadly rather underdone . Seems they had a somewhat interesting concept and just rushed it to the finish line . I am guessing they thought of the ending first and wrote a bunch of filler to get to said ending . So what do we get for most of the film ? A rather good cast doing nothing more than going... |
548,668 | 1,111,192 | 92,974 | 3 | Almost painful to watch at times . | Other than this movie featuring Ernest from all those wacky commercials , this movie just plays out as your basic summer camp movie . Why is it so bad , because you have Ernest as the main character , plus very annoying children , and a silly subplot involving some company trying to take over the camp . I just do not t... |
548,769 | 1,111,192 | 186,264 | 3 | Think of the game Kung Fu , but not as fun . | Of all the games released in this era of games my dad bought this one . I never asked for it , I was not really that into Karate Kid , but for some reason he picked this one when stuff like Punch Out , Kid Icarus and numerous other games could have been purchased . What do we get in this game you ask ? Basically , the ... |
548,749 | 1,111,192 | 119,243 | 3 | Kind of strange movie with to many over the top characters . | This movie features a world where the sun beats down on the earth and causes serious burns right away as the ozone is gone . This is done very well of a movie of this type as it does resemble a b movie . The movie also features many unique crazy effects as a house is turned into a very dangerous rain forest type enviro... |
548,508 | 1,111,192 | 82,427 | 3 | I liked the book better . | I know many of you are saying , " Book , what book ? " . There was a book , however , it was a book based on the screenplay and was written by Dean Koontz under another name . So basically , a book written simply to cash in on the release of a movie . This case Tobe Hooper's " The Funhouse " . I read the book before I ... |
548,952 | 1,111,192 | 103,923 | 3 | Captain America falls flat . | I am like the other reviewer who saw the poster of this in a theater , oddly enough I think I was there to see Batman Returns . The poster was a picture of his shield and I said that might be cool , but alas this movie would never make it to the big screen . The problem is they apparently ran out of money after the fir... |
548,503 | 1,111,192 | 90,917 | 3 | Just use your imagination and don't over think it . . . and it is still bad . | I have not seen this one in quite some time , but it is about a new kid in town and his pet robot . A robot designed to grab people by the crotch and squeeze . Already , you see the flaws ; he apparently designed this robot to have a bit of a violent streak in him . Young new boy makes a new friend a girl who has an ab... |
548,567 | 1,111,192 | 94,744 | 3 | This movie is different from the first movie and trust me that is not a good thing . | We somehow went from a rousing cross country adventure that was the first Pee Wee movie with lots of colorful characters and some really strange situations , but overall funny to a one town movie that is strange and not in a good way . We don't get the scenery and we do not get a very good or funny movie this time . Ma... |
548,182 | 1,111,192 | 99,512 | 3 | Same old Ernest with jokes that make one roll their eyes and groan . | Yes , I had the misfortune of watching this film when I was younger at a friends house as his mother was a teacher and she wanted to screen the movie and see if there were any inappropriate scenes that a parent might object to . Well other than the unfunny jokes I think this one was in the clear , well the unfunny joke... |
548,711 | 1,111,192 | 68,271 | 4 | It was better when I was a kid . | I saw this movie as a kid and loved it . . . unlike the original Blob this one seemed to have a lot more kills . Then one night I saw it on amc and boy it was a very slow moving movie . There weren't as many kills as I had remembered and now being an adult you can tell that in some scenes the blob is nothing more than ... |
548,166 | 1,111,192 | 173,840 | 4 | Very , very dull . | This movie was not at all what I expected it to be . This movie I found to be very boring . I love the video games and I was expecting this to be a fun movie , instead I found a movie that had absolutely no connection at all with the game series that took itself way to seriously . None of the games take place on the ea... |
548,908 | 1,111,192 | 118,615 | 4 | Cheesy snake movie . | CGI is a great tool for some movies . . . this is not one of them . The snake in most scenes is so fake looking that they might as well made the entire movie a cartoon for crying out loud . There are some watchable areas though . . . Jon Voight is rather good , so is Owen Wilson and a couple of the other cast members ,... |
548,552 | 1,111,192 | 91,326 | 4 | Start of the groan inducing sequels to Karate Kid . | Yes , Daniel and Mr . Miyagi are back and so is the teacher from the last movie ! Well briefly , and we learn shortly after that Daniel's girl from the last movie who stood by him through it all dumped him for a football player and wrecked his car . Wow , so much for storybook endings , though I guess it makes for a mo... |
548,856 | 1,111,192 | 105,128 | 4 | It isn't good , but it isn't that bad . | I can't believe this one is in the top 100 worst movies of all time . Makes me think they should lower the votes to qualify , because as bad as this one is . . . it isn't in the top 100 worst movies of all time for me . This one is basically the same as the first one . Person loses loved one . . . person uses Indian Bu... |
549,173 | 1,111,192 | 83,661 | 4 | I thought it was either a sacrifice kind of movie or a Jaws type movie . | Turns out it was kind of a combination of both of those type movies . It also turned out to be rather boring in places too . I got this movie in a DVD set with 20 other horror movies for only 5 dollars though so I will not complain to much as there are some rather good classics on this collection as well . This movie i... |
548,592 | 1,111,192 | 95,719 | 4 | Roaches on the attack . | This movie features roaches as super flesh eating killers . This may have been the first movie where roaches were the primary killers , though not the first movie where roaches are killers . " Damnation Alley " featured a scene with killer cockroaches and " Creepshow " had a story that had them . In this one they are t... |
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