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563,787 | 102,816 | 42,682 | 5 | Little Ducker | Tom , living on a farm now ( owned by Old MacDonald if the music is anything to go by ) , swipes a newly laid egg from a duck's nest and proceeds to cook it . The little duckling obviously doesn't want to be eaten so he flees to Jerry's dwellings within the voids where they team up to thwart Tom . Yes , it is EXACTLY t... |
564,490 | 102,816 | 362,120 | 5 | No better , no worse | Spoofs are old hat . They are outdated and there's no real point to them anymore . Modern audiences are FAR more cynical than they used to be and can easily pick up on a movie's foibles . We don't need stuff like this to remind us how naff some films can be . The Scary Movie franchise seems to be in the uncomfortable g... |
564,585 | 102,816 | 362,227 | 5 | Mild , meaningless film | Steven Spielberg used to tackle massive movies that were huge blockbusters and instant classics . Think Jaws , Indiana Jones , Jurassic Park , Schindler's List , Saving Private Ryan . Now he's busy with ' who cares ? ' little movies with little stories and little meaning . Catch Me If You Can and The Terminal are perfe... |
563,850 | 102,816 | 82,763 | 5 | Just . . . weird | I never really got into this movie , it's more strange than it is funny . And Chevy wasn't his usual self either , he was way to morose and distant to really side with his character or empathise with him in any way . Chevy plays Max Fielder , an air-traffic controller who's life is constantly in the toilet and bad luck... |
563,887 | 102,816 | 483,020 | 5 | Fun for a few minutes but gets too hard . | Joe Blade was a rather fun game in which you searched all over this military compound looking for hostages . As a side-scrolling shooter it wasn't that violent as you only ever encountered a bad guy once in a while . Bizarrely , when you shot them they instantly became a pile of skull and bones that looked like a small... |
564,554 | 102,816 | 278,820 | 5 | Ew ! | For the love of God , don't watch this while eating dinner . I made that fatal mistake . It's not a pleasant cartoon , it's a nasty little public service announcement warning of the dangers of mosquito breeding in your back yard . If you're quite squeamish when it comes to bugs ( as I am ) it'll make you completely par... |
564,852 | 102,816 | 467,420 | 5 | Not worth the effort | A review of the Sega Genesis version . The only difference between this game and the original Outrun is that this is dull and very boring . I wonder why Sega even bothered making it because it's certainly not worth owning if you have played the first . The graphics in the arcade version are fine but on the Genesis they... |
564,127 | 102,816 | 482,604 | 5 | Generic shooter | In fact , ' generic ' is too fancy a word for this game . It tries to attempt the same sort of atmosphere seen in the recent film Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow , with Jules Verne-type technology in a 19th century setting . But it's so dull and uninteresting . You have the choice of playing as biplane or a blimp... |
563,945 | 102,816 | 450,232 | 5 | Predictable and clichéd , but mildly entertaining | 16 Blocks is the kind of movie you can really only watch once and even at that you'll be correctly guessing what happens next as it goes through loads of familiar developments with a lot of unsubtle foreshadowing . I'm surprised that Richard Donner managed to make a film so tepid . The rapidly ageing Bruce Willis plays... |
563,773 | 102,816 | 411,159 | 5 | Shockingly average Ben Dover production | This was released around the time that VCA really got tired of Ben Dover's long set-up and lack of variety when it came to women . You can see why they dumped him from their label when watching this one . The DVD begins with Amy , a raven-haired and blue eyed South-African girl . Ben picks her up at the station and dri... |
564,383 | 102,816 | 367,623 | 5 | Nice to watch , but don't expect greatness | Christmas Vacation 2 is nowhere near as classic as the original . But that doesn't mean it's not worth a few laughs . Just switch your brain off and enjoy an afternoon of stupidness . Cousin Eddie ( the ever lovable Randy Quaid ) is housesitting for Audrey ( the totally sexy Dana Barron ) during the Xmas holidays but l... |
563,959 | 102,816 | 455,776 | 5 | Sounds great , plays crap | I find discovered Soul Star through a free soundtrack CD given away on the front of a magazine ( which I nicked from the store while on lunch break from high school ) way back in spring 1994 . The music to Soul Star is GREAT ! And I really wanted to play the game . I never got a Sega CD until over a year later and the ... |
564,049 | 102,816 | 407,887 | 5 | Better than Infernal Affairs , but still more of a mess than it is a masterwork . | Unfortunately there are millions of people out there who will watched this movie with a positive bias as most believe that Martin Scorsese is utterly infallible , but I am strictly in the middle with this director . I know I am going to be totally controversial ( and perhaps SHOCKING ) when I admit that I really hated ... |
564,776 | 102,816 | 158,958 | 5 | Not much to do . | All you really do in this game is look around Springfield and run into the occasional character . I finished the entire thing in less than 2 hours . Plus it is not very vivid or deep . You can only visit 2 classrooms in the Springfield elementary school , there is only 1 angle of Moe's bar etc . All you really do is LO... |
564,354 | 102,816 | 99,423 | 5 | Surprisingly weak | The first , and worst , sequel to Die Hard , is terrorised by the same plot as the original . While waiting for his wife's plane to arrive at Dulles Airport ( on Xmas Eve ) , McClane notices a few suspicious exchanges between a group of men amidst the busy yuletide passengers . Before you know he is neck deep in troubl... |
564,576 | 102,816 | 370,263 | 5 | Weak , weak , incredibly weak . | In fact AVP is weaker than a 10x recycled tea bag . You get my point . . . it's a very weak film . What else could be expected from Paul ' It's not my fault ' Anderson ? A man who is forever blaming studio interference for the poor quality of his films . What on earth Fox , Walter Hill and John Davis were thinking in h... |
563,851 | 102,816 | 433,090 | 5 | Cute and colorful but too childish | From a graphics point of view this game is very impressive . Sadly from a gameplay angle it's kind of limited and every level is basically the same thing . This could basically be described as a side-scrolling beat-em-up , though the uncontrollable camera POV becomes very annoying . And compared with old-school games o... |
563,971 | 102,816 | 445,995 | 5 | Starts off fun , ends up really , really boring . | Unless you're a fan of the original Kingdom Hearts on the PS2 then I would probably stay away from this game . You'll be totally lost and confused and won't know who the hell any of the characters are aside from the recognizable Disney ones . Plus , they are all suffering from amnesia and their long , too frequent , cu... |
564,390 | 102,816 | 34,398 | 5 | Barely interesting cheap-ass monster flick . | There's something I find enchanting about the old monster movies and their gloomy castle settings and spooky countrysides . The Wolf Man does have a small amount of both but it's the only thing that kept me watching . The ludicrous , utterly nonsensical story suffers the same burden as many of these quickie black and w... |
564,399 | 102,816 | 241,073 | 6 | Brilliantly shot . | But still falls short in providing a coherent storyline . I have no doubt that this film is more intelligible to those who speak Korean but I was a bit lost at times and couldn't keep up with all the characters . The story is about the angry ghost of a dead student at an all-girl school who periodically turns up in the... |
564,478 | 102,816 | 78,187 | 6 | Certainly no Castle of Cagliostro | Oh , what a huge difference a director makes . Where Castle of Cagliostro had atmosphere , inventive visuals , coherence and plot Mystery of Mamo has blandness , cheap backgrounds , confusion and silliness . It IS good for a single viewing and features a couple of pretty good action scenes but , I'm afraid , beyond tha... |
564,169 | 102,816 | 30,595 | 6 | Hungry as Duck | Donald and Goofy are up in the arctic circle for some reason ( or it could be antarctic ) and are hunting walruses and penguin respectively , as they are both tired of eating beans . While I have no problem with a dog eating a walrus doesn't anyone else find it weird that I duck would eat a penguin ? Or ' roast chicken... |
564,362 | 102,816 | 105,104 | 6 | Highly clichéd but still quite fun | This film has nothing new to offer but is quite appealing . I can't decide whether Bruce Payne is hammy or believable as the villain . He plays Charles Rayne ( or the Rayne of terror ) a notorious airplane hijacker who is being transported to LA from Miami for trial . But as soon as his plane is in the air his band of ... |
564,664 | 102,816 | 35,226 | 6 | In love with pussy | Tom is playing with Jerry ( not that Jerry is having fun ) by dropping him in a spherical glass vase and watching him struggle to climb out . When Mammy-Two-Shoes ( dubbed to be less-offensive in my version ) answers the door , Tom chucks Jerry into a filing cabinet under ' M ' and spies on what the big deal is . Mammy... |
564,712 | 102,816 | 118,615 | 6 | Snakes are a pain ! | It's not in every movie that John Voight gets to impress us with the size of his snake . And it's not often I make bad jokes like that . I apologize . In fact , when I saw this in the cinema , the audience was in fits of laughter at the very first sight of said beast . A National Geographic film crew travel down river ... |
564,626 | 102,816 | 109,040 | 6 | Funny , but lacking in plot | This is the movie that really kick-started the careers of Jim Carrey and , to a lesser extent , Courteney Cox although it is Carrey who makes this movie all his own by his wild and energetic performance as a half-insane Pet Detective . In case you're wondering that's a detective who tracks down missing animals . Ace is... |
564,765 | 102,816 | 1,087,900 | 6 | Fun filler , nothing more than that | Fans of RE 0 , 1 and 3 will no doubt get a kick out of this game . All of the key locations from these three entries get revisited and almost fully destructible in this rail-shooter . I ain't no fan of rail shooter games . They were fine back in the days of Operation Wolf but nowadays they remind me too much of those a... |
564,077 | 102,816 | 160,706 | 6 | Super-duper-ultra violent but completely incoherent | The Prodigy begins with a drug deal going sour . Only instead of 2 sides facing off against each other in a typical Mafioso fashion , someone dressed like the Scarlet Pimpernel but with the aggression of Jason Voorhees on crack , appears out of nowhere armed with a zillion weapons and cuts them all down before getting ... |
564,568 | 102,816 | 43,943 | 6 | Just eat him and get it over with ! | I hate Tweety . I hate his stupid head , his stupid eyes , his stupid voice and that whole androgynous thing he has going on . At one point in this cartoon Sylvester even gets him in his mouth but doesn't swallow . Why ? I want Tweety to be digested and never seen again ! The story in this one is the rivalry between Sy... |
564,487 | 102,816 | 89,880 | 6 | Dumbo : More Blood Part II | First Blood was a fable written in the days of old by none other than William Shakespeare . It was a tale of a simple man overcoming adversary and finding peace within himself . Well , maybe I'm lying . The simple man was true though . How simple must a man be to use the logic , " If it moves , I kill it . " Last time ... |
564,128 | 102,816 | 89,885 | 6 | Fun , but loses its edge on repeat viewings | Herbert West ( the man who's's mansion you battle through in the Splatterhouse video games ) is an amoral and rather eccentric Doctor studying at the Miskatonic University ( the very institution which sent a doomed expedition to the Mountains of Madness ) in Arkham , Massechusetts . He has created a serum which can bri... |
564,271 | 102,816 | 35,279 | 6 | Almost there , but not quite . | While certainly not one of Hitchcock's better films , Saboteur is an energetic and interesting ride nonetheless . Barry Kane ( Robert Cummings ) is an average Joe working at an aviation plant . A fire breaks out and his best friend is killed in the blaze . Incompetent Cops finger him as the main suspect and he sets off... |
564,117 | 102,816 | 431,197 | 6 | An entertaining , if utterly ineffectual , load of gung-ho nonsense | As much as Peter Berg tries his hardest to make The Kingdom as gritty and hard-edged as a typical Michael Mann movie ( who produces this film ) it fails to convince since it just has to much of a Hollywood shine . The film is too polished and slick and ends up coming across as a lighter version of Syriana , only with l... |
563,780 | 102,816 | 177,789 | 6 | Nice movie , no lasting appeal however | Galaxy Quest has great FX . SFX never used to matter to me much as a decent storyline is always more important . But in Galaxy Quest you get both . It is very rare that you get a movie that the whole family can watch that is actually good . The movie is so clever and sharp and witty that you wonder why more Hollywood f... |
563,864 | 102,816 | 89,904 | 6 | A mild adventure comedy | It takes a lot to get around the alarmingly 80's Edinburgh featured in this movie . A lot has changed since then and since the movie is about 2 guys who are bored with their lives , the city scenes are shot in the most drab and depressing way possible . This only accentuates their adventures in the countryside . Basica... |
564,124 | 102,816 | 35,317 | 6 | Silly , patriotic nonsense . But still watchable . | Holmes smuggles a scientist out of Nazi Germany and into Britain because he wants to sell a new bomb-scope to the government . How utterly absurd , but the Brits need some new secret weapon to crush the Krauts . When he arrives in London he is promptly snatched from under the careless supervision of Doctor Watson . The... |
564,030 | 102,816 | 35,318 | 6 | Absurd story saved by atmosphere . | I remember seeing the beginning of an old Rathbone / Bruce Sherlock Holmes movie a while ago that opened with a card explaining why they took Holmes out of the Victiorian Era and transplanted him into WWII . Apparently Holmes is ' timeless ' see , so that makes it alright . Well , with that logic Holmes might as well b... |
564,015 | 102,816 | 91,369 | 6 | Not as good as dark crystal . | Coming a couple of years after the far more accomplished Dark Crystal this is relatively straight-forward but still a helluva lot more imaginative than any family movie of recent years . You could call it a modern fairy tale , but it's just not deep enough . And for a film called Labyrinth , it's strangely uncomplicate... |
564,140 | 102,816 | 275,309 | 6 | Rad dude , awesome , excellent . . . whatever ! | One may need an acquired taste to sit through this movie . Just like one needs to love beer to be an alcoholic . It doesn't make it any less interesting , just tough to get to grips with . Shot in TV-style documentary , it is odd this should get a theatrical release , but who cares ? The movie is about a Seventies ghet... |
564,126 | 102,816 | 318,649 | 6 | Mildly entertaining no-brainer with no soul | Yes , Sahara does take place in the same universe as the monumental flop Raise the Titanic , a universe where the Titanic sunk in one piece . Keep your eyes open during the opening credits and you'll see a newspaper clipping of the ship being towed into New York . Matthew McConaughey takes over the role of Dirk Pitt fr... |
563,788 | 102,816 | 41,952 | 6 | Love Deuce | Tom attends a Tennis championship , with Jerry in tow as a ball boy ( or mouse ) of sorts . Cigar-smoking Butch is his rival , and is a much better player . When he realizes that Tom is out of his depth , Jerry manipulates the players into using increasingly deadly tricks against each other , without any kind of reacti... |
564,801 | 102,816 | 90,098 | 6 | Feels like something's been cut out | At 86 minutes and half a dozen subplots not being wrapped up or developed in any way at all . For example the subplot involving John Laroquette is never given the chance to become anything . His whole presence in the movie is totally pointless and I suspect there was a whole ' Candy's wife may be cheating on him ' plot... |
564,520 | 102,816 | 217,869 | 6 | Good ideas , okay execution | But oh Lordy was the dialogue bad . I mean very , very , very bad . Bad to the point that my cousin my girlfriend and me almost walked out . Also it took quite while for anything to happen . But when it did it was kind of worth it . And being a comic book fan myself I appreciated it more than most . I think it was a go... |
564,692 | 102,816 | 21,814 | 6 | Interesting though rather unvivid and tame | Dracula opens very well with lavish sets and a genuine spooky atmosphere as a young lawyer named Reinfield visits the Count's Transylvanian castle to settle some business . But after this , when the story takes us to London , it seems more disjointed and vague . I don't understand what has supposed to have happened to ... |
564,601 | 102,816 | 91,223 | 6 | A crazy , but fun ride . | In the Eighties , horror flicks were all the rage . Sequels were obligatory and every year saw another Freddy , Jason , Pinhead or Michael Myers shocker . Among these were the House movies , which are a lot better than the genre reputation suggests . First and foremost , this is not strictly a horror film . There are s... |
564,110 | 102,816 | 457,443 | 6 | The proof is in the pudding | If there was ever any doubt that R-Type II was nothing more than a slightly different version of R-Type then R-Type DX should lay them to rest forever . You can play this game in 5 ways . First you have the black and white Gameboy version of R-Type . And let's face it , who wants to play that ? Or you can play it in co... |
564,129 | 102,816 | 355,479 | 6 | Genesis version is actually not that great . C64 is better . | I found this game to be very difficult on the C64 . Along with busting ghosts around New York you had to manage the company's budget . The more ghosts you successfully caught ( not that easy ) the more money you got and you could upgrade your equipment and Ecto-1 . Like I said , I wasn't very good at it and the game al... |
563,949 | 102,816 | 93,409 | 6 | All in favor say ' Die ' | It may well have appeared fresh and exciting back in 1987 but Lethal Weapon is soaked in so many 80s clichés it's sometimes hard to take it seriously . First of all we have the maverick cop on the edge who doesn't play by the rules but gets results . Second we have him being teamed up with a by-the-book partner . Third... |
563,913 | 102,816 | 93,428 | 6 | Alright , hold on tight now . It's down , down to the wire ! | The first of Dalton's double-bill as 007 is a merely above-average affair . The one thing that really stops TLD from being a better film is the fact that it's just too tame . This was the last Bond film to be given a PG rating as it was clear that they couldn't appeal to the family audience any longer . With a new Bond... |
564,454 | 102,816 | 220,099 | 6 | Cool movie . | But it should have been a bit longer . 77 minutes is not enough . I have always loved Disney's animation of the Winnie the Pooh TV show and I was way excited when I first learned of this movie . 100 acre wood looks as magical as it always has done and is presented very well in this feature . The story itself is a bit c... |
563,843 | 102,816 | 37,168 | 6 | The Pearl of Blandness | There's not a hell of a lot of mystery or suspense in this Holmes movie , I'm sorry to say . The sets , the characters and the plot are all so generic and ordinary that nothing really stands out . It begins with Holmes successfully recovering a priceless stolen pearl ( wow , what an amazing macguffin ) from a bunch of ... |
564,254 | 102,816 | 338,325 | 6 | Obvious and straight-forward , but there's a lesson in here to be learned | I hate tabloid press as much as the next person . But I will be honest to you about how I feel about movie stars . It is a dishonest profession . I don't believe in actors getting paid $20 million for a single film and living in multiple mansions when harder working folks get nothing . But then you have to consider wha... |
564,025 | 102,816 | 32,814 | 6 | Dancing Duck | Donald has woken up on the right side of the bed for a change is seriously in a great groove and plans to romance Daisy with a box of chocolates . He dances everywhere in perfect timing with a tune that we can all hear . It's one of those cartoons where actions correspond to the way the music is played and it's done ve... |
564,791 | 102,816 | 120,804 | 6 | Little intrigue , lots of opportunity missed . | Resident Evil undoubtedly works far better on the small screen than it did at the cinema . There is no way any director ( no matter how experienced ) can bring a video game to life without sacrificing art in the process . Anderson has been here before with Mortal Kombat but injected into both movies enough competency a... |
563,777 | 102,816 | 120,828 | 6 | Action comedy ? | In a word ? no . I'd call it more of a romantic comedy but the trailer did hint at more action than eventually appeared on screen . There is a small clip of Harrison Ford pulling one of the pirates over a waterfall and he falls to his death ( ? ) . The running time of 101 minutes and the very abrupt resolution gives th... |
564,401 | 102,816 | 252,684 | 6 | Well acted and involving but overall ineffectual | Problem teens are everywhere and make everyone's life hell , we know this . I would love to send all of these miserable bastards away to some fortified compound where they can never return from . But you have to think about a few things . Why are problem teens the way they are ? Most of the time it can be attributed to... |
564,298 | 102,816 | 116,421 | 6 | Fun but clichéd Seagal actioner | A lot more effort is put into crafting this Seagal movie rather than assembling it . The photography is angled strangely and the lighting tries to make certain scenes dingy and others sinister . In this movie Seagal and Keenan Ivory Wayans go up against the Russian mafia . In doing so they produce a lot of dead bodies ... |
564,317 | 102,816 | 97,388 | 6 | Pretty boring and hardly a drop of blood | I don't know why Paramount kept on making these movies if they always cut out the violence and gore . There's hardly any of it in this film despite the high body count ! That said , this one does have a few ( a few ! ) traces of wit and intelligence . Jason doesn't look as threatening though . He's a bit to cuddly and ... |
564,621 | 102,816 | 189,070 | 6 | Above average old school Scooby Adventure | This entry suffers from the presence of Scrappy . It was made in the mid-eighties when Scrappy was at the height ( ! ) of his fame ( ? ) . He doesn't do much in this so it's not that bad . The story is about Shaggy ( minus the rest of Mystery Inc . ) being left a spooky mansion house in his uncles will . Conveniently s... |
564,273 | 102,816 | 342,258 | 6 | Great character drama , mediocre action film | The publicity for this film claimed that Jet Li's fight scenes were ' so intense that test audiences were leaping out of their seats ' . Well , I didn't find it to be that way . Danny the Dog ( I simply refused to call it Unleashed ) works best as a character drama with only a few silly fight scenes in between . Writer... |
564,688 | 102,816 | 76,217 | 6 | A bit boring | Since I am not American , I have no idea what a homecoming queen is and I am not familiar with their football rules . This Peanuts TV special is mainly about both so I was a little bit lost for most of it . The story has Charlie Brown struggle ( and unfairly lose ) a football match and then finally get to meet his wann... |
564,580 | 102,816 | 95,444 | 6 | Some fun to be had , but mainly boring . | Killer Klowns is sort of a homage to paranoid sci-fi movies of the 1950's , but lacks the shlock charm of the Blob remake which came out in the same year . The plot is absolute nonsense . Killer Klowns from , you guessed it , Out Space land in rural America in their big-top spaceship . Their motive , to snatch humans a... |
564,242 | 102,816 | 30,448 | 6 | An okay cartoon | In this short Mickey , Donald and Goofy are living a sort of Gypsy lifestyle , moving from place to place in their caravan . Goofy is the driver and when breakfast is served he leaves the car driving on it's own and goes back into the caravan to eat . Well , you pretty much know what's going to happen now huh ? That's ... |
564,214 | 102,816 | 60,992 | 6 | I don't smile in pictures | A photographer goes to Pinkstone National Park to take pictures of pretty scenery . But when he fails to donate any amount of money to the donations box at the entrance , the Pink Panther feels obliged to make his trip hell . Again it's a thin set-up for pranks and games of outsmarting each other , but Pinky does play ... |
564,001 | 102,816 | 32,401 | 6 | No laughs | Out in his garden , Donald builds a huge dog bath machine with loads of pulleys and scrubs . Why he would want to subject Pluto to this behemoth instead of washing him normally I don't know but it's obviously Pluto ain't gonna be up for this . The dog himself is snoozing in his nearby kennel and Donald must trick him i... |
564,342 | 102,816 | 316,732 | 6 | Would sink to the bottom of the ocean without Latifa or Fallon | You can't move for sequels , prequels , spin-offs and remakes ( or re-imaginings ) these days . Hollywood is suffering a real dry spell when it comes to new blood as most stuff we get now is from previously released material . Some remakes can be impressive ( Dawn of the Dead , Texas Chainsaw Massacre ) and others can ... |
564,339 | 102,816 | 345,919 | 6 | Quite good | There are six scenes in this movie and four of them manage to be worth it . The other two . . . boring . First of all a painter draws a really crappy nude portrait of a generic blonde . Obviously this leads to sex and anal . It's dull . In the second scene the painter and his sleazy agent ' audition ' a gorgeous model ... |
564,683 | 102,816 | 173,721 | 6 | A series of peanuts sketches | There is no plot or ongoing story in this Peanuts special . It seems more like an animated version of several of Charles Schultz's ( who gives us an introduction to the show ) Peanut's comic strips . At least there is some variety at the very least . Some of the stories include Peppermint Patty being duped into graduat... |
563,805 | 102,816 | 143,127 | 6 | Okay , not too exciting | The main problem here is that the story focuses WAY too much on Robin . And I've never really been a fan of him . Batman practically has a cameo role in this movie . Mr Freeze is a sympathetic villain and he does set up some provoking situations for the characters but I still wanted more action and less talk if you kno... |
564,720 | 102,816 | 120,670 | 6 | Dumb , brainless action but fun in a way | This movie only lasts for barely 89 minutes . This makes me wonder if anything was cut out of the movie in the editing room . I think there was when I watch the film . It could have been so much more . What's left is a very brief and entertaining movie about a prison break . With very little Firestorm . Many people hav... |
564,549 | 102,816 | 314,498 | 6 | Mild , entertaining distraction | There's lots of clichés and stereotypes to endure when watching a high school movie . For the most of it , The Perfect Score manages to avoid most of these clichés though the characters are a bit stereotypical . There's the brainy kid , the rebel , the stoner , the loser , the jock and the good guy . Hardly a breathtak... |
563,840 | 102,816 | 37,248 | 6 | Good mystery spoiled by sub-par acting . | Holmes and Watson are attending an Occult debate in Canada ( since WHEN were they interesting in that , never mind travelling thousands of miles to be a part of it ? ) when the wife of one of the spokesmen is slaughtered by a mysterious phantom in the nearby village of La Mort Rouge ( The Red Death ) . Holmes and Watso... |
564,020 | 102,816 | 32,954 | 6 | I don't get the title | Donald and Goofy go to some lake for a quite day of sitting around in a boat . Have you ever know of any of Donald's attempts at nice days to work out ? Well , this time round the torment is not all that imaginative . First of all Goofy swallows a frog ( about the billionth time Goofy has swallowed something that drive... |
564,736 | 102,816 | 111,070 | 6 | He really ISN'T real you know ! | In European countries the annual gift-giving ' character ' of Saint Nicholas is more commonly known as Sinter Klaus , a sort of colloquial term . This Sinter Klaus was changed to Santa Claus for English-speaking countries where he adopted the role of the more generic character of ' Father Christmas ' . Since the dawn o... |
564,516 | 102,816 | 32,455 | 6 | Ambitious and well-intentioned , but ultimately a misfire | Fuelled with the noble ambition of bringing classical music to a wider audience , especially children , Fantasia succeeds and fails in equal amounts . Some of it works , some it bores . It could have made a perfect 85 minute movie if the crap was cut out . The first segment is enough to put you off completely . We have... |
564,292 | 102,816 | 61,158 | 6 | Quack ! | In this cartoon the Pink Panther is a quack medicine salesman who turns up in an old western town to flog some placebo vitamin pill that apparently gives you superhuman energy . But no one's buying it , quite literally . That is until some exhausted dude comes along and is so energised by it that he decides to rob the ... |
564,853 | 102,816 | 32,992 | 6 | Riveting | Where do I get these jokes from ? Man , I crack myself up . I've been waiting all day to do that one . In this cartoon an apparently unemployed Donald is wandering around town singing the High-Ho song from Snow White . He comes upon a construction site and applies for the job of Riveter despite obviously having no expe... |
564,428 | 102,816 | 39,252 | 6 | Go fish ! | Tom sneaks into a secluded area for some fish poaching . The lake is guarded by Spike , but Tom has his same old tricks for taking care of him . In his bait box he has a captured Jerry , who he promptly disguises as a worm and casts into the lake . Some horrible sort of Gator / Fish creature pops up and decides he'd re... |
563,832 | 102,816 | 287,945 | 6 | An interesting , if failed , TV pilot | I love Bubsy the Bobcat . He's so cute and funny . His video game was loads of fun and I thought he had major potential to be a big star ( and maybe still ) . Plus I loved his T-Shirt with the big red exclamation mark ! This TV pilot however was far too-dated for 1993 and didn't think ahead . The animation , music and ... |
563,963 | 102,816 | 169,590 | 6 | The Superman movie . . . | . . . with Batman as a guest star . This 60-minute ' feature length ' show was put together from 3 separate 20-minute episodes of the Superman Animated show . Bruce Wayne and his alter-ego are in Metropolis on business . Guests they certainly are , in both senses . The bulk of the time sticks with Superman stuff . The ... |
563,870 | 102,816 | 33,568 | 6 | Nighty night | Donald is planning an early night in an effort to get up early the next day . But first he cannot get comfortable in his bed and then the ticking of the alarm clock gets on his nerves and he just can't sleep . The annoyances escalate and eventually Donald goes completely berserk . I admit I did laugh a few times at the... |
563,892 | 102,816 | 33,544 | 6 | Say cheese | Donald decides to ditch hunting in favor of nature photography . A noble choice indeed . But when he heads out into the wilderness he is crestfallen when he discovers that most animals don't want their picture taken . Moreso when he finds out that they are all laughing at him behind his back . Annoyed with the lack of ... |
563,772 | 102,816 | 449,092 | 6 | Better than the sequel | Rings is the bridge between The Ring and The Ring 2 . In the six months between the 2 films the copy of the infamous videotape made by Rachel has multiplied many times ( still no explanation as to how people know they're going to die ) and it's become such an urban legend that there is a website devoted to it . Jake , ... |
564,151 | 102,816 | 18,083 | 6 | Outdated | Well , obviously a silent film from 1928 is going to be old-fashioned but I mean the humor isn't all that funny anymore . Slipping on banana skins ? ( Has anyone really ever done that ? ) Falling into cream cakes ? Who eats these cream cakes ? In this one L & H are waiters employed for a swanky dinner party . Would you... |
564,293 | 102,816 | 401,398 | 6 | An entertaining , though weakly plotted sequel | First of all , let me just say that Kronk's New Groove is very , very funny with a good amount of laugh out loud moments . Surely that is all that matters then , eh ? Well , no . Compared to the first film , the story is pretty tepid . All of the previous characters return . Of course there is Kronk himself , along wit... |
564,525 | 102,816 | 100,814 | 6 | Enjoyable , but dated and childish | It's weird . This film is so juvenile but the throw in one ' fck ' so it has a PG-13 rating so people don't think it is too childish . Although there is some obvious dubbing of more profanity . Listen to Bacon say ' Motherhumper ' . What is that supposed to mean ? The idea behind the film is interesting as some scenes ... |
564,717 | 102,816 | 37,480 | 6 | Look who's talking | Tom is trying to impress a female cat by grooming his whiskers , offering Jerry as a gift and trying his damnedest to be smooth . But it doesn't work and the girl tells him to take a hike . Not discouraged , Tom fabricates a sophisticated-looking suit out of an old hammock and tries once more . This time she falls for ... |
563,845 | 102,816 | 116,136 | 6 | Not a lot of heart in this . | There was so much potential in the premise for Dragonheart . It could have been taken many steps further if the production team and writers genuinely cared about the film that they were making . Unfortunately , they weren't and could only be bothered in hashing together a quick and easy movie with no substance . I'm no... |
564,571 | 102,816 | 134,847 | 6 | A fun , disposable sci-fi flick | I'm not a fan of Vin Diesel . His ego has inflated to a size his talent cannot match . He's better off in smaller movies and in smaller roles . I refuse to watch utter crap like xXx or A Man Apart but he's better than average in Pitch Black . He plays Richard B . Riddick , a convict for massive , infinite crimes that a... |
564,533 | 102,816 | 340,855 | 6 | Sympathy for the devil | Though this film is brutally honest about Aileen ' Lee ' Wuornos ' crimes it does provoke some sympathy for her . Yes , she does kill many people ( all men ) but when you consider how many men battered her and raped her all through her life , even as a child , it's no surprise she became so psychotic . And I don't thin... |
563,926 | 102,816 | 43,341 | 6 | Seen it already . | In this short Bugs Bunny joins the circus as an acrobatic bunny and enrages Bruno the Bear , the circus ' main attraction . Bruno proceeds to humiliate Bugs , opening Pandora's box . Because you do NOT mess with Bugs . Much like the earlier High Diving Hare , the laughs in this short come from the various ways Bugs can... |
564,083 | 102,816 | 424,345 | 6 | Mercifully scaled down | Look , I'll be honest with you . I think that Kevin Smith is the anti-Christ . His films in recent years have been dismal . I found Dogma to be one of the worst movies ever and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was made to appeal to the lucrative stoner / Generation X market who think that films like this are ' da bomb ' ... |
564,492 | 102,816 | 62,512 | 6 | The dumbest Bond plot of all . | Bond fakes his death to become a ninja and stop SPECTRE from profiting from WWIII after a series of space-jackings . What the hell ? There's not many actions scenes . Sure there's the helicopter dogfight and a couple of chases . But not much else . Women are objects , fisticuffs are plentiful and plot developments hoke... |
563,966 | 102,816 | 60,837 | 6 | Hold your applause | In this cartoon the Pink Panther is practising his own theme on a violin at home . He fancies himself as a bit of a professional musician and sneaks into a grand concert of Beethoven's 5th Symphony . His various attempts at hijacking the orchestra into playing The Pink Panther theme fall flat as the overzealous conduct... |
564,133 | 102,816 | 60,836 | 6 | A punch in the belly | The Pink Panther has invented some kind of pink cocktail and is making a presentation of how wonderful it is . But a green asterisk has planted itself upon his logo and refuses to budge . Obviously peeved at such interference with such an annoying thing that lessens the ' pinkness ' of his punch the asterisk and Pinky ... |
564,588 | 102,816 | 267,248 | 6 | Worth one viewing only | I liked this movie . It portrayed teenagers and college students in a far more subdued manner than normal and didn't animate any characters to the point of stupidity ( IE Stifler is not in this movie and no one ' does it ' with a dog covered in wedding cake ) . Almost everyone in is disconnected in some way and have fe... |
564,402 | 102,816 | 818,506 | 6 | Disappointing | I was so looking forward to this game , with the great reviews and cool-looking graphics and all . But I honestly can't see what all the fuss is about . For a start , the game is just too damn short and too damn easy with nothing much to make you continue playing . I don't buy into all this ' unlockable ' crap and the ... |
563,871 | 102,816 | 33,671 | 6 | Waste of money | In that cartoon Donald Duck is visiting some kind of fair ground and stumbles upon a penny arcade . Inside he spots one of those slide-show machines with a film of Daisy stripping . He puts in his 1c only for the machine to break down before Daisy gets naked . Next he tries his luck at one of those awful claw-grab mach... |
564,599 | 102,816 | 364,751 | 6 | Not quite sh ! t creek ! | Tom , Jerry ( ! ) , Billy and Dan are four young kids who fantasise about going on a treasure hunting adventure in the wilderness of the Pacific Northwest . A legendary rascal called D B Cooper has botched a million dollar heist and left the money in the mountains . The kids make a pact that some day , somehow , they w... |
564,607 | 102,816 | 30,070 | 6 | Little horrors | While enjoying a calm , stress-free day , Donald is sent a postcard from his sister Dumbella , saying that her sons Huey , Duey and Louie will be coming to stay for a while . Now these are not the well behaved kids from Duck Tales that you might be used to . No , they are little rapscallions who proceed to do nothing b... |
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