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429,909 | 1,173,088 | 118,539 | 1 | One of the worst films of all time . . . | A colossal mess . Badly acted , poorly written , sorely misdirected . The " 3 Ninjas " series never needed a sequel , much less the uncountable number it has spawned . The infamous 3 Ninjas go to a theme park in this sequel and use Hulk Hogan to fight off a bunch of terrorists ( ? ) . Miserable , putrid stuff . The act... |
429,459 | 1,173,088 | 93,300 | 1 | Jaws : The Personal Vendetta ! | There is no explanation for " Jaws : The Revenge . " It is just there . You either accept it as it is , or come to love it . I prefer to deny its entire existence , if that is at all possible . If the people who made the film had half the smarts they should have had , not only would they have ended this series three se... |
430,559 | 1,173,088 | 85,750 | 1 | Ten reasons to see JAWS 3 - | 1 . It has a huge rubber shark in it 2 . It has Dennis Quaid in it - and he gets eaten by the shark 3 . Dennis Quaid does not actually get eaten by the shark , but it would be fun if he was eaten by it as it would seriously shorten the length of the movie 4 . Arnold Schwarzenegger's " hilarious " cameo as Bruno the Kil... |
430,462 | 1,173,088 | 87,928 | 1 | Copy off of stripes set in a Police Academy , but is it funny ? | Yes , while the film is an exact copy off of the 1981 film ' Stripes ' with Bill Murray , Ivan Reitman and John Candy , just nowhere near as good , it has some funny moments . Aside of Guttenberg's horrible acting rip-off of Murray's character from Stripes , Police Academy has some funny moments , but after the sequel ... |
430,940 | 1,173,088 | 240,900 | 1 | The Worst Film of 2002 ? Maybe . . . | I think we can all agree unanimously that teen films are getting worse and worse every year . John Hughes ' teen flicks from the 1980s were very special , because they showed " real " teens in " real " situations , and not the stereotypical figures present in all teen films these days . " Not Another Teen Movie " may n... |
430,719 | 1,173,088 | 165,303 | 1 | Not the Worst Ever , BUT . . . | Definitely one of the worst films of 1998 , if not THE worst , " The Godson " lacks one fundamental element of comedy : Humor . The cast , including Rodney Dangerfield , Dom DeLuise ( who spoofs Don Corleone ) , and Kevin " Kids in the Hall " McDonald , would make you think this film a riot . However , it is quite the ... |
430,255 | 1,173,088 | 118,688 | 1 | Could have been better . . . much better | NOTE ( / 04 ) : This was one of the first reviews I wrote on IMDb . Excuse the spelling mistakes and stupidity herein . = = = = Wow ! I never knew a trilogy of movies that were horrible compared to the original . I mean , Batman was great , Batman returns . . . too dark . Batman Forever ( which I regrettably bought thi... |
429,974 | 1,173,088 | 118,665 | 1 | Maybe Not So Genius After All ? | Baby Geniuses catches a rare glimpse of Christopher Lloyd in a bad acting rut . I never would think it possible after watching " Back to the Future " or " Taxi , " but ' tis true . " Baby Geniuses " is one to miss . If you liked this movie , you'll lo-o-ove " Kazaam " ! stars - John Ulmer |
429,805 | 1,173,088 | 246,464 | 1 | One of the Worst Comedies of the Year . . . | When I first saw ads for this film , I thought it looked great . A great comedic cast , a good director , and excellent material to be based upon . Unfortunately , due to September 11 , the film had to be postponed . I didn't realize this at first . When I didn't see it show up in theaters , I thought I must have misse... |
429,209 | 1,173,088 | 120,737 | 1 | Good , but not the best ever . | I'm not exactly sure how this got number 1 on the top 250 on IMDB , I liked it but I wouldn't say it's the best movie ever . It was a good remake of the books , even if they did leave out Tom Bombadil and the whole forest chapter . That always happens when they bring movies to the big screen . But Peter Jackson did a g... |
429,453 | 1,173,088 | 120,753 | 1 | The Million Dollar Flop . . . | Now here is an odd movie . It is boring from beginning to end , and its biggest star wears a neck brace throughout . Under normal circumstances I would praise Mel Gibson for taking on a small role in a film , but given the film , I have to wipe everything away from memory . But I fear I will never be able to . I should... |
430,838 | 1,173,088 | 271,288 | 1 | Will Friedle should get his own show . . . | Not-very-funny television show that introduces us to two brothers ( Kieren " I Look Like Macaulay " Culkin and Will Friedle ) whose lives are the prime focus of this show that only got a few episodes on NBC before it was booted . I looked forward to it and found myself disappointed . Last I heard , Kieran was doing a p... |
430,391 | 1,173,088 | 120,645 | 1 | Meet the Gazillionth Rip-off of " Bill and Ted " . . . | Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure had a certain charm to it . A wit if you will . It chronicled the lives of deep , yet shallow-acting characters . They were entertaining to see on screen ; the situations they got into even more so . But alas , there is none of this obvious humor in the most heinous rip-off of Bill ... |
429,435 | 1,173,088 | 468,424 | 1 | Can reality TV become any more degrading ? | This show is literally depressing to watch . I've seen two or three episodes now , and wish I hadn't . After they were over , I was disgusted . Essentially this is just a TV show where a camera crew follow around the " Playboy Bunnies " in the Playboy Mansion . If you don't know what Playboy is , who Hugh Hefner is , w... |
430,360 | 1,173,088 | 497,633 | 1 | I don't care who you are - - this is not funny . | Larry the Cable Guy represents everything wrong with America today . He embodies the racism , intolerance , crudity , immaturity , and generally unpleasant nature of a lot of people . He's an unfunny bigot - - but more than that , he's a fraud . He claims to be from the south - - and indeed has built his entire comedy ... |
429,223 | 1,173,088 | 120,598 | 1 | Michael Jackson's dream come true . | The entire concept of a huge fat talking dinosaur visiting children during schooltime hours to give them a way to pass the time is the typical American response to short attention spans . Apparently recess isn't good enough for kids from the States so they have to be entertained by a purple rubber suit . Nevertheless i... |
430,168 | 1,173,088 | 318,997 | 1 | Too long , too underdeveloped , too weird , and too darn politically correct for my own personal liking , although I'm sure many people will enjoy it ( particularly those who liked " Brazil " ) . . . | Prior expectations can make or break a movie . Oh , how they broke this one ! I thought this movie was going to be about angels visiting America . I didn't like what I saw in the adverts , but Al Pacino and Meryl Streep and Emma Thompson were in it ! By George , I had to see it ! To not do so would be a sin , right ? T... |
430,418 | 1,173,088 | 358,349 | 1 | An absolutely horrendous film , but one of those " so-bad-it's-good " treats . . . | I never saw the original " Agent Cody Banks , " and don't want to after seeing this , one of the worst mainstream films of the decade . It stars Frankie Muniz as the returning titular character , who is conveniently sent off to London in order to achieve a " mind control " device . The movie is aimed at children , but ... |
429,687 | 1,173,088 | 412,260 | 1 | Wow I'm so glad I wasted an hour of my life watching an ugly dog of a woman have sex | What I'm interested in is the fact that in Britain there is a CUT VERSION available : UK : 18R ( cut ) ( adult version ) / UK : 18 ( cut ) / USA : Not RatedHow CAN this movie even be cut to begin with ? It's a porn tape ! If you cut out the hardcore you have the following scenes left : - Paris Hilton making pouty lips ... |
430,333 | 1,173,088 | 299,712 | 1 | One of the worst films I've ever seen - not even Mickey can save it | I watched this on TV because the digital cable guide listed it as a film " starring Mickey Rourke . " Little did I know all he had was a very brief cameo in the film , yet it was enough for them to advertise his name all over the listings . In fact it actually stars a Tom Cruise lookalike named Daniel Cosgrove who susp... |
429,989 | 1,173,088 | 206,588 | 1 | National Lampoon's ANIMAL Vacation . . . | SOME SPOILERSSummer sequels are usually bad enough , but when it comes to straight-to-video sequels . . . ? They're even worse . " Beethoven's 3rd " does nothing to change that . Judge Reinhold , once an actor who actually appeared in theatrical releases , stars as one of the seemingly endless Newton bunches . His brot... |
430,062 | 1,173,088 | 95,897 | 1 | You know how you've heard this movie is really bad ? Well , whoever told you that is RIGHT . . . | 48 Hours - - two mismatched cops . " Red Heat " - - two mismatched cops . " Lethal Weapon " - - two mismatched cops . Do we really need any more entries into this genre ? No . But at least the preceeding films had either a level of wit or chemistry - - perhaps both - - that made them quality entertainment . " The Pre... |
429,159 | 1,173,088 | 307,479 | 1 | James Cameron was originally going to write and direct this film , instead of produce it . He should have . | I don't think anyone can say that Steven Soderbergh hasn't broadened his range of directorial efforts . We've had horror ( " Out of Sight " ) , drama ( " Erin Brockovich " ) , gritty realism ( " Traffic " ) , comedy ( " Ocean's Eleven " ) , and now romance in " Solaris , " a film that blew me out of the water - in term... |
430,511 | 1,173,088 | 274,557 | 1 | Hounded by Young Children Asking You to Let Them See This Movie ? SAY NO ! | I have to agree with another reviewer on here : it's pretty bad when parents can't have trust in " The Disney Channel . " Here , we see a young boy being chased around by a small Pomeranian dog who is not on its medication . So , of course , it attacks the boy in a spur of madness ; this could easily scare small childr... |
429,984 | 1,173,088 | 107,034 | 1 | The Good Son is a " good " example of how not to make a " good " thriller . | The Good Son is a " good " example of how not to make a thriller . Not only is it stupid , it's disturbing seeing filmmakers having an eleven-year-old kill people . The film starts out with Elijah Wood going to live with his Aunt and Uncle after his mother dies , because his father has a business deal in Japan ( or s... |
429,800 | 1,173,088 | 113,533 | 1 | One of the worst films of all time . . . | Simply awful . Stunning . A man in a gorilla suit makes friends with a troublemaking teen who learns to love the gorilla and tries to free it . " Free Willy " meets " Larger Than Life , " only it's worse than both put together ( or subtracted from each other ) . John Billingsley ( " Out of Time " ) has a small role . . |
429,657 | 1,173,088 | 120,157 | 1 | If this movie were a person I would kill him . | I'm not a Paul W . S . Anderson basher - that is , I think he's a generally poor director but I don't devote my life to criticizing him endlessly on Internet message boards - and I think he's at least handled the visual aspects of most of his movies quite well ( hate it or not , " AvP " - which I didn't care for - was ... |
430,454 | 1,173,088 | 826,254 | 1 | Possibly the worst new TV show on air . | It's never very promising when advertising campaigns for upcoming television shows have to constantly remind us of how unoriginal the program is by endlessly comparing it to other popular shows . " 10 Items or Less " was promoted , in fact , with the following slogan : " If you thought working in an office was funny , ... |
430,852 | 1,173,088 | 60,666 | 1 | If you don't like this film , you're probably just stupid and ignorant . | This is the very best film ever made . The direction of Hal Warren is amazing , and ranks at the top with other grand master visualists such as Kurosawa , Fellini , Bergman , Truffaut , Scorsese , Kubrick , Michael Bay and McG . The acting is compelling . John Reynolds perfectly embodies the deformed " Torgo . " Hal Wa... |
430,256 | 1,173,088 | 185,183 | 1 | I demand a refund ! | What were they thinking of when they made this movie ? John Travolta acted like he was in a broadway play ( the way he spoke and acted mainly ) , the characters had horrible interactions , the so called alien species , whom John Travolta plays look like humans with tubes and dreadlocks , and the special effects and plo... |
430,922 | 1,173,088 | 288,045 | 1 | Bulletproof Monk meets " The Tuxedo " via " The Matrix . " The outcome is disastrous . | Whoever decided to make a Jackie Chan movie with CGI should be shot . I was pretty tired when I attended a screening of " The Medallion , " which may have something to do with why I couldn't properly follow anything in the film . Was it just me , or is the movie absolutely , completely uncohesive and sloppy ? Or it cou... |
430,259 | 1,173,088 | 146,402 | 1 | A HORRIBLE 2nd sequel | The Addams Family came out in 91 , and it was a huge hit . Then the sequel came out 2 years later in 93 , also being a hit . Now number 3 is out , the Addams Family Reunion , a horrribly stupid bad acted ( except for Tim Curry and Daryl Hannah ) movie . The plot was stupid , the characters were ALL different . Now I kn... |
429,520 | 1,173,088 | 287,392 | 1 | Crossed Over Shamelessly Wallows in the Fact That It is A Straight-to-Television Film and Does Nothing to Overcome the Fact . . . | Diane Keaton stars in " Crossed Over , " an overly-sentimental film that does not even make an attempt to become anything more than a giant , television " soap " film . Diane Keaton gives no great performance compared to some of her past work , and the rest of the cast members are boring . The direction is confusing an... |
430,208 | 1,173,088 | 86,972 | 1 | Horrible | This is by far one of the poorest films I have ever witnessed . There is no direction , no acting , no nothing . Well , actually , there is nothing - which is why nothing makes this nothing movie so bad . Miss it . stars - John Ulmer |
431,164 | 1,173,088 | 181,689 | 1 | Dissapointing | MINORITY REPORT was okay , but after all the hype , I got a weird sci-fi movie with a TOTAL RECALL 2 plot ( for anyone that doesn't understand , Phillip K . Dick , who wrote the short story WE CAN REMEMBER IT FOR YOU WHOLESALE-which was turned into a famous movie named TOTAL RECALL with Schwarzenegger-also wrote the MI... |
430,474 | 1,173,088 | 283,026 | 1 | Terrible " Fatal Attraction " for the new millennium | John Polson is quite an inept director ( he also directed last year's flop Robert De Niro film , " Hide and Seek " ) and this 2002 venture was no change of pace for him . Jesse Bradford stars ( and I use the word " stars " rather than " plays , " since his " performance " is no more than using a single facial expressio... |
429,232 | 1,173,088 | 110,068 | 1 | Awful ! | This is quite an awful little film . It is slow-paced , stiff-acted and boring . Of course , considering the main cast are two twin eight year olds , that comes as no surprise . Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen got fame from " Full House , " an emotionally controlling and contrived television show . I always thought the " li... |
430,105 | 1,173,088 | 117,676 | 1 | A terrible film with zero redeeming qualities | This is essentially a slapstick farce in the vein of POLICE ACADEMY ( they were all popular around then weren't they ? ) only it was made in 1996 and seems like a film from the ' 80s ( that's how cheap the quality of the film is ) . It stars Corey Haim and Jim " Ernest " Varney ( R . I . P . ) but isn't funny at all , ... |
430,576 | 1,173,088 | 69,239 | 1 | They call this a movie ? MST3K , where are you when we need you ? | George A . Romero's laughably bad and quite embarrassing follow-up to " Night of the Living Dead " ( 1968 ) is far inferior and quite simply atrocious . Jan White stars as the suburban housewife who takes an interest in witch craft and the occult after suffering a sort of mid-life crisis . The beginning of the movie is... |
429,846 | 1,173,088 | 119,303 | 1 | I HATED THIS MOVIE SO MUCH I NEARLY CRIED ! ! ! ! | I hated this movie . It was absolutely horrible , poor , poor , PITIFUL acting , REAL REAL REAL stupid criminals that weren't even the LEAST BIT funny ( unlike the first 2 home alone movies that were very good ) . all the boobie traps are weak , pathetic excuses for ideas poorly copied of of the first two which just me... |
430,116 | 1,173,088 | 468,999 | 1 | Rather funny at times , but also somewhat overtly " controversial " | The tagline for this show is , " He's speaking his mind . We're hiring extra lawyers . " If you look back in time , any classic raunchy comedian never prided himself in being controversial . Richard Pryor's tagline wasn't , " I'm Crude , Racist and Daring . " That's basically how Comedy Central is marketing this show -... |
430,833 | 1,173,088 | 115,535 | 1 | Perhaps one of the worst films ever made . . . | Silly , ridiculous sequel to an unnecessary franchise that I have no interest in - - especially after seeing this . The film involves a child being revisited by his dead father as a sort of zombie . I didn't really understand it too well because I haven't seen the others - - but any sequel that you can't understand com... |
429,866 | 1,173,088 | 168,172 | 1 | One of the worst movies ever made | Get this : Dennis Rodman is an Interpol agent ( ha ! ) living in the cellar of a French monestary with two monk buddies ( one fat , one black ) who try to battle an evil diabolical villain who plans to use some kind of computer chip thingy to arm a weapon so he can blow up the world ( or whatever it is mad movie villai... |
430,396 | 1,173,088 | 107,612 | 1 | Have you ever imagined what it would look like if Ed Wood directed a mix between " Home Alone " and " Mr . Mom " ? | Sometimes you expect a certain something from a film . You expect it to just be good . At least . But the first impression when you hear of " Mr . Nanny " is instant nausea . Now , you might not know why this produces nausea until I lay down the plot for you . Think of image no . 1 : Hulk Hogan as a babysitter wearing ... |
431,131 | 1,173,088 | 278,191 | 1 | The novelty has worn off fast | I used to watch " Fear Factor " every week when it first started airing because it was a unique reality show ( a genre I hate to begin with ) and kind of interesting . It seemed daring and I enjoyed watching the contestants go through all the crazy challenges , it was sort of fun in a guilty pleasure way . But enough i... |
430,982 | 1,173,088 | 82,799 | 1 | Extremely poor , even by Lampoon's usual standards . All copies should be ritualistically burned . | Facts about National Lampoon Goes to the Movies , a . k . a . National Lampoon's Movie Madness : 1 . The movie is poor , even by Lampoon's typical standards . 2 . It's not funny . 3 . No one goes to see a movie . So , after I finished watching it , I began wondering why on earth it's called ' National Lampoon Goes to t... |
429,264 | 1,173,088 | 249,478 | 1 | Looking for a thriller ? DON'T GET THIS MOVIE ! ! ! | This movie doesn't even pass off as a thriller . How John Travolta can keep making bad movies is beyond me ( Battlefield Earth , now this ? ) Travolta's acting was horrible in this , and Vince Vahn was way too blah blah blah-no voice pitches in his acting . I really don't know how this movie got passed by paramount as ... |
429,367 | 1,173,088 | 119,640 | 1 | One Of the Worst ! | McHale's Navy is a mix between a Tom Arnold movie . . . a Tom Arnold movie . . . a Tom Arnold movie , and . . . hey ! Is Tom Arnold in this movie ? ! Yes , he is . Tom Arnold is McHale . Forget the plot . We've already got a reason that this movie's going to be stinky ! Rob Schneider and David Alan Grier try to help ... |
430,425 | 1,173,088 | 120,891 | 1 | Wild Wild Flop ( insert loud bass sounds here-BumBum-bum-bum ) | Oh , really , how could anyone MAKE a film like this ? It has to be one of the worst films I've seen in a long , long time . Kevin Kline : you must be desperate . Will Smith : You too . stars - JOHN |
429,572 | 1,173,088 | 186,045 | 1 | Could have been funny . | I don't think I laughed once during this film . Though the actors and actresses are great , the script itself just fails to keep the audience entertained . Instead , if you like Danny DeVito , go rent THE BIG KAHUNA , TWINS , or something in that area . Just stay away from Drowning Mona unless you're an absolute fan of... |
430,209 | 1,173,088 | 114,188 | 1 | Kinda makes you wonder what the world would be like if it weren't for something called a trash can . . . | If you bought this movie , toss it away . It's horrible . Awful . Only so many words can describe it . The cast is all different save Gilbert Gottfried , who is " fried " in this movie , and a few others . But you can tell they've had enough of the Problem Child , and why they continue to make spin-offs of something th... |
430,925 | 1,173,088 | 103,644 | 1 | The worst of the series , and one of my least favorite sequels . Truly disastrous . No wonder Fincher and everyone associated with it has disowned it since its release . . . | In its complexity , " Alien3 " is a failed story . It's bleak , it's flawed , it's stupid . " Alien3 " is a sequel to two of the most memorable films of all time - - and it completely ruins the ending of its 1986 predecessor , " Aliens , " by killing off two of the lasting characters and entirely negating the emotional... |
429,975 | 1,173,088 | 176,269 | 1 | Van " Dammed " ! | Van Damme . What else can I say ? Bill Goldberg . THERE WE GO . NOW we know this movie is going to be really horrible . I saw the first five minutes of this movie on TBS , knowing it would be bad . But not even I thought it would be THIS bad . The plot is awful , Van Damme is getting old ( finally ) , but unlike Arnold... |
430,477 | 1,173,088 | 105,477 | 1 | Stop this movie ! Or I'll shoot Sylvester Stallone . | Stop or My Mom Will Shoot is probably one of the most unintentionally funny films ever made . It's not just that it's bad - it's pathetic . Every time it tries to be witty or clever or smart it slips up . Sylvester Stallone plays Joe Bomowski ( I wonder of what ethnic background they want us to think he belongs to ? ... |
429,973 | 1,173,088 | 116,756 | 1 | Awful . . . Pathetic . . . Well , At Least It Wasn't Disappointing ! | Shaq . Francis Capra . What's the worst that can happen when you join together a horrible basketball player and actor , and one of the worst child actors of the 90's ? Before you can say " kazaam , " you get " Kazaam , " a film that goes to show why such crucial elements as , say , actors and dialogue are important to ... |
431,088 | 1,173,088 | 105,958 | 1 | A dumb show with a failed potential | Before you judge my title , let me tell you why I said what I said . The show started off in 93 , and it was a hit . Teenagers couldn't relate to it though , because it was a pure 8-11 year old show . It dealt with the life of 11 year old Corey Matthews ( Ben Savage ) , and how he views the world . His best friend Shaw... |
429,388 | 1,173,088 | 114,462 | 1 | Skate away from this'un . | Shoddy special effects combine with a shoddy story about a kid who gets a magical skateboard that can - get this - FLY ! A horrible attempt at children's entertainment turns into a giant promo for skateboards , horrible actors and the whole nine yards ( not the film , I mean the expression ) . Two thumbs down ! stars -... |
429,591 | 1,173,088 | 88,206 | 1 | Pretty awful . | This awful , seemingly low-budget knock-off of " Superman " features Helen Slater as the titular character , fighting off evil Faye Dunaway and Peter O'Toole . The movie is about as fun as a root canal , which will give you a good indication of just how enjoyable it is . It was definitely a cash-in on " Superman's " su... |
430,037 | 1,173,088 | 102,915 | 2 | Months later , and I'm still laughing | This movie is one of the most unintentionally bad action films ever put to film . Dolph Friggin ' Lundren with a Japanese accent is funny enough , but add really corny buddy-buddy action to the mix , an eccentric and over-the-top villain , a clichéd love interest subplot and one of the worst endings of all time , and y... |
430,859 | 1,173,088 | 193,187 | 2 | A pathetic and insultingly childish fantasy set in reality | This film has been made dozens of times in other forms . This " Disney Original " idea is a complete laugh - if this is considered original , then I'm Abraham Lincoln . And I can't be Abraham Lincoln because I believe he is dead . Trevor Morgan ( you may remember him as the annoying kid from " Jurassic Park III " ) pla... |
429,653 | 1,173,088 | 361,467 | 2 | Confessions of a Viewer Who Hated This Movie . | I generally don't berate films here on IMDb that I don't think deserve a thorough bashing . When rating movies I usually take into consideration their genre , audience demographic and such . For example , judging a standard family movie like " Madagascar " against some type of epic adult feature such as " The Godfather... |
430,155 | 1,173,088 | 231,402 | 2 | Awful , Horrible , Terrible , Wretched . . . Get the Point ? | This movie was surprisingly terrible . I knew it would be a bit bad , but this was awful . Paul Hogan's character Mick Dundee worked in the first film , but now he has long overstayed his welcome . The jokes are getting old , the routine repetitive , and the characters and dialogue are getting thin . This film could ha... |
430,976 | 1,173,088 | 118,708 | 2 | I Didn't Laugh a Single Time . . . | Beverly Hills Ninja could have had good potential . It could have been " Crocodile Dundee " with a ninja . Unfortunately , thanks to the casting of Chris Farley , an awful script , and an untalented director , this film wallows in the laugh-free zone . Farley plays a ninja from Japan who comes to Beverly Hills lookin... |
429,407 | 1,173,088 | 83,806 | 2 | Whodunit Twists-and-Turns Not Enough to Salvage a Weak Film . . . | Well , seeing that I'm in a picking-on-Christopher-Reeve mood right now , just coughing up a negative review on " Somewhere in Time , " I'll pick apart " Deathtrap " right now . Let me just note here that I saw this movie many years ago , and all I can remember is that I disliked it . Therefore , I may be a bit rusty o... |
431,042 | 1,173,088 | 158,622 | 2 | Truly Awful . . . I Had a Hard Time Watching it . . . | The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas is one of the poorest excuses for a family film I've seen in a long time . The original remake with John Goodman was at least decent , but this flop has not only an awful cast , but awful dialogue , filming techniques , jokes . . . it's straight out of a made-for-TV sequel . Only on... |
429,617 | 1,173,088 | 100,934 | 2 | Clever comment on Reaganism set in a galaxy of post-transformational liberalism . | Just kidding , I don't know what I'm talking about . You should see this movie if you like : 1 ) Sex 2 ) Nudity 3 ) Hot babes 4 ) Mickey Rourke 5 ) Carre Otis 6 ) Mickey Rourke and Carre Otis going at it for real 7 ) Perfume commercials 8 ) Directors trying to make their softcore porn look like art by filming everythin... |
429,469 | 1,173,088 | 326,856 | 2 | Not totally horrible ( I've seen much worse ) but still rather poor for a number of reasons | Envy is bad for a number of reasons . Yes , there are unlikeable characters . That's not the problem . It is that they are unlikeable and we do not care for them at all . " The War of the Roses " featured unlikeable characters but due to proper introductions we grew to at least find ourselves interested in their fate... |
430,774 | 1,173,088 | 116,000 | 2 | A terrible film | D3 : The Mighty Ducks boasts Emilio Estevez's name all over the ads and credits - and I still remember when it came out how they even featured his name on TV commercials . But he's only in the film for perhaps five minutes . He agreed to make a cameo if Disney would fund his post-Vietnam film , " The War At Home , " ... |
430,819 | 1,173,088 | 109,275 | 2 | Terrible beyond belief | I've never been a huge fan of the original Alfred Hitchcock classic " The Birds , " but it was well-made annd compared to this looks totally flawless . " The Birds II : Land's End " has to be one of the most shoddily produced nightmare projects of all-time - - it's a gruesome , chilling ( but in a bad way ) made-for-TV... |
429,890 | 1,173,088 | 89,173 | 2 | So bad it's entertaining | This film is terrible . It's a continuation of the " Friday the 13th " series , which was supposed to have ended the year prior with the so-called " Final Chapter . " In this one , Jason is dead , so in order to resurrect his character we're stuck with an imitator who attacks a bunch of kids . John Shepherd follows in ... |
429,418 | 1,173,088 | 215,370 | 2 | Really , really bad . . . and dated . . . | I looked forward to this before the turn of the millenium , but it's nothing more than a silly cash-in on what was considered to be a possible fall of mankind - - not something to cash in one , folks ! But it does . I saw this on NBC , I think . Basically , the plot is what we all feared : computers fail , the world st... |
429,199 | 1,173,088 | 107,254 | 2 | Loud , trashy , exploitative and stupid . | The film opens with this hot chick stripping down completely nude and starting to take a bath . I thought , " Oh boy , here we go . " A few seconds later she hears something outside . She says , " Who's there ? " and runs outside the room ( scantily clad , mind you ) to see who it is . She's chased outside by a homicid... |
430,407 | 1,173,088 | 115,836 | 2 | One of the worst films ever made | I distinctly recall sitting down to watch " Carpool " at home ten years ago and being appalled within the first ten minutes by the film's insulting intelligence level . It stars David Paymer as an average Joe who transports a bunch of whiny kids back and forth in a daily carpool . However , one morning he picks up a st... |
429,936 | 1,173,088 | 283,054 | 2 | It made me feel sick . | If a motion picture " comedy " about a boy with two stomachs whose flatulence only matches his immense weight sounds appealing to you , then by all means you will adore " Thunderpants . " Yes , " Thunderpants " is about an English child who has constant flatulence . The all-star sounded promising to me and that's the o... |
430,890 | 1,173,088 | 157,262 | 2 | Completely terrible . I feel sorry for Leslie Nielsen . | Watching this on television the other day , I instantly felt great remorse for star Leslie Nielsen . After the success of the " Naked Gun " series , he has been restricted to a career of playing the same character over . . . and over . . . and over . . . . This time , he is US Marshall " Dick " Dix ( the first of many ... |
430,961 | 1,173,088 | 285,531 | 2 | A story that is engaging and interesting . . . only for it to be transformed into a kind of large budget monster movie towards the end . . . | Dreamcatcher - StarsREVIEW BY JOHN ULMERWhat went wrong in the second half of " Dreamcatcher " ? Here we are given a story that is engaging and interesting , only for it to be transformed into a kind of large budget monster movie towards the end . It is as if all the characters go awry , the screenplay hits a hard bloc... |
430,923 | 1,173,088 | 131,646 | 2 | We've come a long way since " Star Wars . " Let's go back . | What can be said about a film based on a videogame ? Not much . Even " Tomb Raider " was better than this . The plot ? In the 27th century , Earth suffers attacks by the " Kilrathi Empire , " which captures a Navcom unit that allows their ships to jump directly to Earth and launch attacks before any prior alert . Fredd... |
429,419 | 1,173,088 | 343,992 | 2 | Samwise Gamgee tries to make a sweet short film with a message - - and fails horribly . . . | Sean Astin is a pretty good actor . I didn't like his work in The Lord of the Rings , but he was good in Rudy and The Goonies ( when he was a kid ) . Here , he tries to create a sweet short film with a message - - but fails miserably . It's not uplifting or sweet . It's just corny and dumb . Filmed on the set of The Lo... |
430,794 | 1,173,088 | 120,531 | 3 | Awful . | Woo is about a woman ( named , of all things , Woo ! ) who goes on a blind date with a guy who hasn't been with a woman in a long time . Woo has been through a lot with men and gets the feeling this new guy just wants one thing , so she leads him on a series of late-night adventures a la Scorsese's " After Hours . " ... |
430,635 | 1,173,088 | 116,669 | 3 | Extremely poor , manipulative " comedy " - full of problems | I had looked forward to JACK when it first came out back in 1996 . I remember renting it when it reached video and being severely disappointed . Williams , first of all , is good at channeling a child - we all know that already . The problem lies in the film's schmaltzy , good-natured , sugar-coated outer layer that is... |
429,364 | 1,173,088 | 112,715 | 3 | One Of Crichton's Lesser Novels ; One Of the Lesser Crichton Films | Congo is based on the best-selling novel by Michael Crichton , which I thought lacked Crichton's usual charm , smart characters and punch . Well , sorry to say , but the same goes for the film . Here's the plot : Greed is bad , this simple morality tale cautions . A megalomaniacal C . E . O . ( Joe Don Baker ) sends ... |
429,501 | 1,173,088 | 138,524 | 3 | Intolerable Cruelty is a surprisingly aptly named film that offers nothing but multiple glances at one's watch and some restless shifting . It may not be cruel , but it's pretty damn intolerable . | So I sit there for the first half hour , waiting for it to get better , until the film starts to gradually become even worse . Is this possible ? I wonder to myself . Have the Coen Brothers - - Ethan and Joel - - made yet another bad movie ? To say that they haven't made a good movie since " Fargo " may not be true in ... |
430,827 | 1,173,088 | 295,297 | 3 | Harry Potter and the Dumbest of Sequels | Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is an ultra-long , boring mess of a movie . Of course , like all movies of its kind , it has a huge cult following . Living in the UK , it's even more popular than in the States , where I first experienced its major influence . The books by J . K . Rowling made " children read ... |
430,323 | 1,173,088 | 132,245 | 3 | Wait , what's that sound ? It's Sly Stallone's career going down the drain ! ( Minor Spoilers ) | Driven may be worth watching once for race car sequences ( even if most are CGI ) , but other than that-thbbbpthh ! It's an outrageous film , that has the most ridiculous sequences ever ( In a race track , a fellow racer , or ' sworn enemy ' car flips off the track into a pond or something , and the other guy ( who of ... |
429,647 | 1,173,088 | 466,616 | 3 | Even Pauly Shore's reality shows are a failure . | First things first - this is barely real at all . It's classified as a " reality TV program " when in fact Pauly Shore himself admitted a great deal of it is written because he is bored by reality TV . I hate reality TV too . But then don't create a sitcom and pass it off as a reality show ! I can understand the concep... |
430,274 | 1,173,088 | 116,322 | 3 | Worse than I remember it being | I saw this when it came out in theaters back in 1996 . I remember I was already familiar with Elijah Wood's work ( that's right , he made stuff before " Lord of the Rings " ! ) and the merchandising tie-ins to the film were pretty abundant ( " Flipper " water guns were even circulating ) . Adults were reminded of the o... |
430,547 | 1,173,088 | 98,966 | 3 | Worse than the first - if that's possible ! | 3 Men and a Baby was one of the highest-grossing films of the 1980s and made Steve Guttenberg a star ( yech ) yet again . He gave a remarkable performance in Barry Levinson's " Diner " - then he resorted to kiddie trash like these films . If you liked the first , you'll probably like this . It's more of the same - th... |
430,818 | 1,173,088 | 74,157 | 3 | Hilariously bad | At the Earth's Core was on television yesterday . I was at my computer working and happened to glance over and see what must have been some of the worst action sequences ever made . I was instantly enthralled by the film's shoddy production values , appalling acting ( by all included - - even Peter Cushing ) and horr... |
430,350 | 1,173,088 | 109,480 | 3 | Bad , bad , bad . . . | Horrible , corny Disney-style " family comedy " about a notorious criminal ( Jack Palance ) who moves in with family man Chevy Chase and , eventually , causes a whole lot of trouble . Very predictable and unfunny scenes occur in which there are some bad bonding moments and silly exchanges of dialogue . Chase and Palanc... |
429,891 | 1,173,088 | 87,298 | 3 | Sigh . | Plot summary : Big man with machete kills people . Cannot be killed because he is already dead . Seeks revenge on the camp counselers who let him drown as a child . Wants to avenge his mother's death . Add : Annoying kid actor ( Corey Feldman ) who outsmarts Jason . Gratuitous : Sex , nudity , violence , bad acting . F... |
430,630 | 1,173,088 | 245,674 | 3 | Starts off as a stupid but entertaining film , soon devolves into a painful experience | Thir13en Ghosts has to be one of the worst films of the decade thus far and is certainly one of the most unbearable . Admittedly it starts off as a dumb-yet-entertaining horror flick but midway through it turns into an utter disaster and actually becomes painful to watch . Take ( specifically two ) scenery-chewing ac... |
429,978 | 1,173,088 | 212,720 | 3 | Stinker Alert ! | I remember that there was much hype built up about this film upon its release . When it came out on video I was quite eager to see it . How unfortunate that it turned out to be a boring , weird , pointless film . David ( Haley Joel " Sixth Sense " Osment ) is eleven years old . Well , not really . He's a robot . A robo... |
431,122 | 1,173,088 | 369,226 | 3 | It's not even fun to watch and make fun of . | Some of the hatred for this film has been exaggerated . Sometimes people like to have something to rag on no matter what - right now , for the Internet film community , it seems to be Uwe Boll - and judging from quotes I've read by him , as well as movies I've seen , he deserves a lot of it . But some of the hatred goe... |
430,234 | 1,173,088 | 80,491 | 3 | Take your pick . | 210 minute version ( extremely hardcore , or so I hear ) or the R-rated version released into theaters ? Both are terribly awful , of course . Peter O'Toole and Malcolm McDowell have both claimed they wish they had never made this film ( the latter of the two men reported this in an IMDb interview ! ) , and I can see w... |
431,139 | 1,173,088 | 80,407 | 3 | Is William Shatner the baby ? | First things first : There's no baby in this movie , and it's not about a babysitter . So why did they call it " The Babysitter " ? I don't know . Because of the drugs the cast and crew were taking , maybe ? ( I suspect acid , but maybe downers , just to ease the pain of knowing they were starring in such an awful movi... |
429,525 | 1,173,088 | 185,431 | 3 | Sandler's films are at least usually amusing , and / or sporadically funny ( sometimes hysterial ) - - this is just pure crap . | One word describes Little Nicky : sophomoric . This movie has great ( or at least good ) potential as a comedy ? but is ruined by a grating lead performance , poor scriptwriting , and increasingly lame jokes . Worst of all , however , is the totally inept direction ? had the film been delivered to better talent , it co... |
430,192 | 1,173,088 | 445,934 | 3 | Am I missing something here ? | When I saw the ads for " Blades of Glory , " I knew what to expect - another funny satire from the Frat Pack lads that wouldn't be anything great but would be filled with some good slapstick and at least have a handful of memorable gags . Well , I was wrong . Although the approach is similar to comedies such as " Talla... |
429,571 | 1,173,088 | 119,718 | 3 | Not as bad as it's supposed to be , but still not very funny . | Only one word can describe MR MAGOO - slapstick . Unfortunately this isn't no AIRPLANE . Looks can decieve , and that's exactly what MR MAGOO does . Based on the old cartoon , Leslie Nielson plays Magoo , a bumbling near blind man whop stumbles upon a pair of jewel thieves . Now he must hunt them down using . . . blind... |
429,227 | 1,173,088 | 758,730 | 3 | Aliens vs . Predator vs . John Hughes . | Early reports of this film's production were fairly promising . FOX had apparently taken note of fans ' hatred for Paul W . S . Anderson's first " AvP " movie , greenlighting a " hardcore R " sequel ( in the words of one of the film's producers ) . They also hired a couple geeks to direct the film , which caused the co... |
429,560 | 1,173,088 | 257,106 | 3 | Lame and unfunny | The first " Scary Movie " was funny enough and had some pretty silly but enjoyable moments , like the " Usual Suspects " gag . It was a crude movie , but entertaining nonetheless . The sequel is ugly , rude , crude , obnoxious , unfunny , lame and totally out of ideas . It spoofs everything in sight - mostly " Exorcist... |
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