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worthy sequel
Finally an official sequel to Blood Feast ( Blood Diner was an unofficial one , not having seen it yet , i can't say if it's better or worse though ) . JP Delahoussaye ( man , that's a mouthful ) plays Fuad Ramses , the grandson of the original Istar worshiping nut-zoid . Anyways he re-opens the old place & before long...
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Wile E . gets faster
The fifth pairing of Wile E . Coyote and the Road Runner is still good and features many gags that work , including a tiger trap , a pop-up steel wall , a motorcycle , a unfateful encounter with a train ( Stop in the name of humanity ) , and a box of Acme-brand leg-building vitamins . I love the little gag of the coyot...
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Better then the first
This sequel to the first " Black Angel " can be watched without any prior knowledge to the first as the only connection they share is different hit-women who take the moniker of the Black Angel . Mayo , the Black Angel in this film , has orders from cross-dressing Mama ( Shingo Tsurumi from " Freeze Me " ) to kill a po...
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better than expected despite it's flaws
House of Wax Six friends ( including the incredibly vapid , egotistical , simple-minded Paris Hilton ) get stranded out in the middle of nowhere . When two of the gang ( including Elisha Cuthbert , on of two reasons to consider watching this ) accept a ride from a local to get into town in order to get a fan belt for t...
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the only good movie in the series
In the first , and thus far only the only watchable , " Scary Movie " the jokes come ( cum ? ) fast and furious in a spoof on recent lame ass ' horror ' films such as " Screm " , " I know What you did Last Summer " , " Blair Witch " , and others . A good deal of the jokes hit the funny bone greatly ( well those that do...
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nice heartfelt little film
This modestly budgeted coming-of-age film succeeds in impressing due in no small part by the young , but genuinely good acting by Will Poulter and to a slightly less effect ( but still good ) Bill Milner . I was able to avoid the hype of this little film and as such didn't have huge expectations from it , this helped m...
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Intriqing
This 39 minute and 40 second documentary can be found on the disc 2 of the Two-Disc Special Edition DVD of Purple Rain , it features interviews with pretty much everyone involved in the movie except Prince himself ( Although not surprisingly , as he hates Warner Brothers ) . Anyway the topics of what the non-actors wen...
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for a history lesson , look elsewhere , but it's good entertainment none the less
Anyone who'd go see this film about 300 Spartans who hold off the endlessly vast Persian army expecting a history lesson of any sort would be well off picking up a book sometime . No , the order of the day is heavily stylized violence and a good Frank Miller adaption . Well-acted given the superficial tone of the film ...
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crying takes the sad out of you
John Lyshitski ( Dax Shepard ) is a young guy who's spent most of his life in prison , blaming the judge who continuously sent him them , he hatches his plan for revenge . But he dies three days before he gets free of prison , so John decides to go after the judge's son , Nelson ( Will Arnet of brilliant " Arrested Dev...
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pretty good
Jeff ( Patrick Wilson of the crap-tastic " The Alamo " ) is a pedophile who meets his match in 14 year old Haley ( Ellen Page , perhaps better known for being Kitty Pride in X-men 3 ) , a girl he meets in a teen chat-room , who promptly turns the tables on him when she's taken back to his place . For the most part this...
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Psycho meets Flowers in the Attic
Director / screenwriter Sandor Stern ( who you might remember also adapted the book The Amityville Horror for the silver-screen in 1979 ) brings another book to the screen , in this case one by Andrew Neiderman , who penned a book that would later be a tad more popular the Devil's Advocate , perhaps you've heard of it ...
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a nice Elseworlds fan-made trailer
This 5 and a half minute fan-film / mock trailer about Robin taking up the mantle of the Bat legacy to avenge a deceased Bruce Wayne is pretty good and brought a smile to my face . In an alternative reality there's no question that I would be the first in line to see such a movie . The Joker wasn't Boner from " Growing...
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Best of the trilogy
Two hit men ( Riki Takeuchi and Sho Aikawa ) cross paths while pulling off a job . They decide to run a playground and reminisce about their shared childhood . Quite a bit lighter in tone than the original " Dead or Alive " which the sequel has ( apart from the same two lead actors ) nothing in common with . When I say...
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rather good for the minuscule budget
Taking place mostly at a small apartment building in downtown Manhattan whose inhabitants must deal with murderous rats , as well as the zombie rat-people that those they bite devolve into . This low-budget really surprised me ( it being a part of the After Dark ' 8 films to die for ' didn't really provoke confidence a...
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lives up to it's name
While her husband is away on business , Elain Stone ( Honey Wilder ) attempts to fire Margo and Carl ( Carmel and John Leslie , respectively ) her perverted live-in help , who end up seducing her into a three-way within minutes . While step-daughter , Connie ( Adult film mainstay and Farrah Fawcett look-a-like , Rhonda...
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Bowie at his best
An alien ( David Bowie ) comes to Earth to bring back glorious water to his ailing planet . Upon arriving he finds an attorney to show his numerous patents to , thus making him a very wealthy creature indeed and starts him on the way to getting the profit needed to build a return spaceship . Rip Torn is a aging college...
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Exploitation 101 ( required viewing )
This infamous exploitation flick about well-endowed sadistic Nazi warden Ilsa ( Dyanne Thorne ) is not for everyone's tastes to say the absolute least . But for true fans of the exploitation genre it falls in the top 5 of all time . Yes , some scenes are hard to sit through . Yes the subject matter is tasteless . Yet n...
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an ' 80's werewolf classic
After a heavily traumatic incident with a serial killer , and a subsequent breakdown on national television , it's suggested that newswoman , Karen White , go on a retreat known simply as " the Colony " , in this classic werewolf film from the ' 80's . Great ( for their time ) special effects , and an amazing sense of ...
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The Next Generation's best film hands down
The next generation crew of the Enterprise star in their best movie . Picard and his crew hitch a ride back in time to save the Galaxy from being infested with Borg , by saving the drunkard who invented Warp Drive from being killed by the Borg . This Star Trek movie is nuanced enough for the ' trekkies ' to get into , ...
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A man and his coffin
Franco Nero is Django , a man dragging a coffin behind him , seeking vengeance for the wrongs dealt to him and his loved one in the Western staple . When we first meet him he saves a hybrid girl from being horse-whipped . But which side is he playing for , and where do his loyalties really lie ? Very enjoyable and the ...
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Kenda and her drunk friends
Porn star Kendra Jade shows up with her drunk friend Kelly and drunk stripper step-mom Caroline . They talk about ending Jerry Springer's marriage when he cheated on his wife with Kendra and her step-mom , when pictures from the videotape they made went public , meanwhile Kelly is talked into stripping down to her bra ...
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Hauer is great in his first American film
Rutger Hauer , in his first American movie , plays Wulfgar , a terrorist with his eye on going international by coming to New York . It's up to the at first reluctant cop Deke Desilva ( Sly Stallone ) and his partner to bring him down . The film is interesting enough and Hauer makes a great contemptible villain . One o...
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Yet another sadly banned cartoon short
George , a bear , and his big oaf of a kid , Junior ( in their last appearances in a run of shorts ) , go after the smallest pygmy that they can find . This short revolves around the attempted capture of said pygmy . This Tex Avery directed , Heck Allen written short , sadly won't get much airplay in the least anymore ...
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the king of video game documentaries
A story about ' born loser ' Steve Wiebe attempting to best well known and popular Billy Mitchell by beating his world record holding top Donkey Kong score is strangely compelling and extremely watchable . ' Strangely ' only for the fact that what seems on the surface as a niche film that one would think would only be ...
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Enter Chuck Zito
Former Hell's Angel / actor / all around ass-kicker Chuck Zito stops by Howard's show ( his first appearance ) to talk about his then recent allocation with Jean-Claude Van Damme . Starting when Van Damme insulted Zito and ending in the fight , I found the story fascinating , captivating , and at turns humorous to list...
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Finnegan's wake
Tom Berenger is once again back on hand as our favorite fictional super sniper , Tom Beckett . This time he's sent back to Vietnam to kill Paul Finnegan , a former soldier , thought dead but gone AWOL . But the government that sends him on the mission isn't really telling him the whole truth . He teams up with the son ...
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nice
After telling her shrink about recurring dreams that she's been having about the time of the Salem Wtch Trials , Serenity gets a mysterious phone call about how her name's on the list for a Gothic coven . Are her dreams real or just in her head ? I'm not telling , just watch the film . All the women are hot , the film ...
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Blazing a trail of hilarity
Attorney General Hedley Lemar , convinces the simple-minded governor to send Rock Ridge , a dying old western town , a new mayor . The catch being that the new mayor is Bart ( GASP ! ) a Negro ( Cleavon Little , in the role of his lifetime ) . Obviously these racist cracker townsfolk won't stand for this dark uppity da...
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Enter with an open mind and enjoy
A very interesting hybrid movie combining nearly every major genre of film into a potent concoction all it's own . This tale of Lee Byeong-gu and his girlfriend Sunni kidnapping wealthy business man , Kang on the suspicions that he is an actuality an alien leader is at turns hilarious , thrilling , sobering , and alway...
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Is Hasselholff-ploitation a word ? ? It SHOULD be
Old & future TV stars collide in this bizzare sex-ploitation flick . Carl Ballantine from McHale's Navy , Mike Steele from The Rockford Files , and Regina Gleason from Days of our Lives show up . But David Hasselholff as a guy named " Boner " with his seizure-like spastic dance moves is the most ridiculous . Highlights...
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good documentary , Dee Wallace is a loon though
This 54 minute documentary on " The Howling " can be found on Side B of the special Edition DVD of the aforementioned movie . It goes into detail about the origins of the movie , how they had to re-write the screenplay multiple times , the psychological aspect of the film , how they choose to update the werewolf myth ....
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under-rated
Harley Davidson ( Mickey Rourke ) and Marlboro ( Don Johnson ) along with their pals Jimmy , Jose and Jack Daniels rob a bank transport carrying two and a half million dollars to save the local bar they frequent from closing down . Turn out they picked the wrong transport and snagged drugs instead so now Chance ( Tom S...
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for the most part hilarious , if extremely base
Sacha Baron Cohen finally sees the success that he certainly didn't attain with his previous " Ali G Indahouse " . Now when I use the term success , I mean in the world-wide term , as I'm quite aware he's been well known over the pond for awhile now and has enjoyed cult status in the States for a bit . However with the...
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very much wanted
Having only a passing tie to the late ' 50's / early 60's Steve McQueen helmed TV show of the same name ( Nick is Josh grandson or some such nonsense ) , this movie is a mean and violent little number has B-movie mainstay Rutger Hauer starring as Nick Randall , a tough talking , no nonsense , ' my way or the highway ' ...
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final entry
Shintarô Katsu , best known for the Zatôichi films , again stars in this third and final movie in the Kenji Misumi ( mostly known for " Lone Wolf and Cub ) , directed saga of Hanzo ' The Razor ' Itami feature the big dicked one battling ninjas , rapeing ' ghosts ' , and uncovering shady goings on at the Shogunate treas...
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great escapist fare
Having just gotten out of prison , Charlie Croker ( Micheal Caine ) plans to steal 4 million dollars worth of gold arriving in Italy from China , with the help of a specially selected crew , ( including but not limited to , Benny Hill , Michael Standing , and Rossano Brazzi ) After getting financing from Mr . Bridger ....
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more of a love letter than a true documentary , but great none the less
More of a tribute to a comedic legend than a true documentary , this John Landis directed love letter to the great Mr . Rickles is pretty good none the less . Consisting of various actors and directors of note giving their ( naturally ) praise for the beloved comedian , interspersed with clips from his Vegas shows , la...
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Even less than stellar Wile E . / Road Runner shorts are still HIGHLY watchable
The third pairing of Wile E . Coyote and the Road Runner is still good and features many gags that work , including the Coyote dressing up as a woman hitch-hiker , a hot-air balloon , and the old paint a road gag . The ending is a tad too much like the ending to the first cartoon , but I can simply watch ANY cartoon wi...
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pretty good
This 28 minute , 46 second documentary on the making of " Predator " can be found on the second disc of the 2-DVD set special Edition of the aforementioned movie . Combining behind the scenes footage and vintage interviews from the time of the making of the film with new ( well new as in 2001 ) interviews with the cast...
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leap of faith
I thoroughly enjoyed the first part of this two parter , The Impossible Planet , and was slightly worried that the second part wouldn't hold up quite so well as has been true in the past of the two parters of the past 2 Who series . But thankfully my fears were unfounded as I found myself enjoying this episode as much ...
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The one where the Doctor saves face
The Doctor and Rose hoping to arrive in New York to see Elvis perform instead find themselves in London circa 1953 , where they stumble on a plot to take the faces off of various Londoners . It's not as nearly as grotesque as the previous sentence implies , as the aforementioned faces are just kind of erased off via te...
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a fun making of / Retrospective
This Retrospective Making of featurette on " Halloween 4 " can be found as an extra on the special edition DVD of the aforementioned movie . It runs just under 17 minutes and deals with the fruition of the back to basics approach to the story , the race against time to get a script ready before the writer's strike , th...
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better than the Luke-warm response it got when first released suggests
Picard and his crew of the next generation Enterprise must rebel against an alien race , So'na , lead by Ad'har Ru'afo ( the superb F . Murray Abraham ) , and Starfleet itself , when they find out about the proposed plan to abduct the Ba'ku , a peaceful race who have forsaken technology in order to get back closer to n...
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A brief glimpse of what might have been
Captain Christopher Pike ( Jeffrey Hunter ) heads the U . S . S . Starship Enterprise in this pilot that the Powers that Be passed on , forcing Gene Rodenberry to make a second pilot with Wialliam Shatner as Kirk as well as making the new version more action oriented , less cerebral and ditching the idea of a woman as ...
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great
Located on the " It's a Mad , Mad , Mad , Mad world " DVD this hour-long documentary is full of great interviews with the surviving cast members and humorous antedotes . Among of of the better documentaries that I've seen , this one is a joy to watch . Seeing all those comedy greats does make me lament that my generati...
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a B movie great
A group of teenagers party after hours in a furniture store in the mall , not knowing that a trio of security robots have gone haywhire and are killing everything within sight . Made by Jim Wynorski way back when he was still good ( from ' 83 till ' 91 ) , this B-movie is a near classic and I try to get all my friends ...
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not the best but still much fun
Duffy Duck is minding his own bee's wax when Porky Pigs comes duck hunting . Daffy uses his manic imagination to attempt to get away in many hilarious gags . This is just such a silly , fun cartoon and a joy to watch regardless of what age you are . My heart will always have a piece of it reserved to a duck and pig ( p...
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gnarly , fur suhr
Hollyweird spazes Randy and his friend like totally crash Suzy's tubular party . Julie falls for Randy . Her gnarly friends think that's like so totally gross , fur sure . OK , enough of that silliness . This is basically a Romeo and Juliet love story set in the San Fernando Valley of the ' 80's . The fact is that desp...
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One of the better ' disaster ' films
Charlton Heston is a police captain on the case of a unknown sniper who's terrorizing the spectators of the Super Bowl . Not knowing the motivations of this particular sniper is a great choice on the part of the Director as it makes us more eager to sympathize with the victims ( or would be victims ) . For Roger Ebert ...
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The Decline of Western Civilization Part 1 . 5 : The psycho years
Roy and his hetero life-mate Bo are psychopaths who have a night of killing in LA . This movie , while not that great , is still good and MILES above the very over-rated crap fest that was " Natural Born Killers " . Penelope Spheeris does a pretty good job directing and Charlie Sheen plays Bo low-key to nice effect . T...
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The Usual Suspects are Apt Pupils indeed
Rouge and Wolverine , two mutants with extraordinary powers ( Rouge can sap people's energy by more touch , while Wolverine has an exoskeleton made of an unbreakable alloy , retractable claws , and an accelerated healing factor ) . join Charles Xavier's school for gifted young students and become the newest members of ...
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the superb team of Wong and Morgon do it once again
Devon Sawa as Alex has a premonition that the plain that's taking his class to Paris is going to blow up . His raving on said plain gets him and a few others kicked off . Having missed the flight we see that Alex's premonition was fulfilled . Bu the thing is Death doesn't like to be cheated in this good horror movie . ...
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Ethical quandaries : Quanitity vs quality of life
Harlan Hawkes ( the always recognizable , always enjoyable late great William Hickey ) is an obscenely old man who's so afraid of death that he keeps a highly trained medical team on call around the clock in order to cheat death as long as possible , to the detriment and neglect of all of the other hospital's patients ...
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Porn Essentials : Wpink TV
Porn legends Ron Jeremy and Christy Canyon host a sex-based illegal UHF channel in this hardcore porno version of a Kentucky Fried Movie type film . This makes for a pretty good watch and is even frequently humorous . Out of all ten of the sex scenes , I enjoyed all but the rather short lesbian scene with between Dalla...
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precursor to the show
This hour long comedy special can be found on Season 1 DVD set of the series " Curb your Enthusiasm " . It's pretty much a mockumentary akin to " Spinal Tap " or " A Mighty Wind " . It details the days leading up to Larry David's first comedy special for HBO . It has him dealing various people interspersed with intervi...
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Second go-around
In 1977 Director Alan Clarke and writer Roy Minto made a film about the then cruel practices of borstals for the BBC1 . It was raw , gritty and rough . Sadly it was promptly shelved . In response to that the creators would remake it as a theatrical production . The story remained pretty much the same Carlin ( Ray Winst...
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why can't we be friends ?
Tom the cat , Jerry the mouse , and Spike the Dog ( here called Butch , his third name , his second being ' Killer ' ) decide to sign a peace treaty to all love each other . It's weird and a bit unnatural seeing them all buddy buddy like this and their friend's seem to think so too . But by the end thanks to a disagree...
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Traci Lords makes a " Splash "
Traci Lords is a mermaid , who apparently not having male mermaids ( how the hell do they procreate the species anyway ) decides to go among the land of the humans for some fun , in this porn takeoff on " Splash " . She spies two people going at it , Jack ( the star of most of the films in the " Talk dirty to Me " seri...
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Takes me back to a bygone era
While out jogging , Annie Morgan is abducted , taken to a dungeon , stripped to her panties while tied up , and sacrificed . Her sister . Larissa , goes to the police to help her find Annie , but only one seems willing to help . Their search takes them to the Mary Magdalen Halfway House for Troubled Girls , where Larri...
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the bad part is you have to rent Men in Black 2 to see it
This 5 minute , 41 second computer-animated short can be found on the second disc of the 2-DVD special edition of " Men in Black 2 " . And at such a short running time manages to be much more enjoyable then the main feature . The cartoon deals with an alien janitor named Mupps , and his dreams of singing in the interga...
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pretty good
This 1 hour 18 minute feature length documentary can be found on Anchor Bay's Commemorative 2-DVD set of the movie " The Osterman Weekend " . It features interviews with pretty much every cast and crew member still living ( barring Dennis Hopper for some unknown reason ) . Casting , pre-production , production , post a...
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Typical story , great action
To help a friend who's heavily in debt to a loan shark , Jeff ( Chow Yun Fat ) joins up with the gay villain , Judge ( Simon Yam ) , for a weapons heist where he'll be double-crossed by who he thought was a friend who joined the gang with him . This wouldn't be an action film if he were to simply let bygones be bygones...
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Bruce Campbell is always watchable
This 26 minute short by Bruce Campbell on his thought of fandom is a bit insubstantial , a tad fluffy . But it's also funny at moments , while sad at others ( why a gay men would ever confess his love to a heterosexual one is beyond me ) It also provides interviews with some of the more fanatic fans . As well as interv...
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nice into to a legendary character
Mel Gibson is Max Rockatansky , a local cop whom a decadent savage band of outlaw motorcyclists mark for death after blaming him for the death of their leader , but being the horribly evil man that they are , they target his whole family , as well as his partner . I trust I'm not giving anything away when I say that be...
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Schlock . . but enjoyable
Dario Argento mainstay , Daria Nicolodi is a woman who goes back to a house she once lived in , this time with her son , Marco ( David Collins Jr . , who all but steals the film ) , and her second husband in tow . Far from Bava's best ( either father OR son ) , but pretty damn enjoyable . Watch it with friends and a ke...
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The Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 . 5 : The Party On Years
Wayne and Gath ( Mike Myers and Dana Carvey respectively ) make the jump from Saturerday Night Live recurring skit to do my third favorite SNL-based film ( the two ahead of it are " Office Space " and " the Blues Brothers ) . In this hilarious film , Wayne and Garth are doing their lowly public access show , when they'...
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the best Atlantian biker-punk movie EVER made
Some scientists team up with a duo of Vietnam vets to fight make-up wearing biker punks from the lost city of Atlantis which reemerges from under the water due to a sunken Russian submarine's radioactive missiles . Just typing that previous sentence makes my brain hurt and I haven't even gotten to the more nonsensical ...
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The Cure's Killing an Arab , Norris-style
Made in a time long far gone , a time when the movies & other media actually depicted middle-easterners as capable of terrorism shock , horror as opposed to today's overly sensitive emasculated world ( the white-washing of " Sum of all Fears " , the main villains in 24 NEVER being a ethnicity , etcetera ) , comes this ...
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great antics
Tom the cat has got Jerry the mouse on a fishing line and is toying with him much to Jerry's chagrin . So after he gets away he runs into a cat that scares Tom . Jerry think he's saved onto to realize that the second cat just wants to eat him himself . What follows is classic slapstick as the two cats fight over who ge...
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I love Sylvester with no Tweety
Porky Pig and Sylvester the Cat find themselves in a spooky house where Sylvester sees dastardly mice planning an execution , needless to say Porky doesn't believe him for much of the short . I liked this cartoon , as Slvester is a favorite character of mine and tweety isn't in this at all , I could never really stand ...
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Makes the movies look better than they really are
For those who are understandably confused as too whether or not you'll like the movies put out by " Something Weird " , this compilation of trailers for movies from their extensive catalog . Most of the trailers feature nudity and violence . So that's always good . It's about 10 or 11 trailers short of the promised ' o...
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the best killer alligator movie ever ( and that's no croc )
Back in 1968 a father flushes his daughter's pet baby alligator down the toilet , which cause a major problem 12 years later as the gator , not only survived in the sewer in the intervening years , but has grown bigger then a croc should . After a series of death , Detective ( Robert Forster ) is tasked with capturing ...
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interesting first and third segments
This 59 minute documentary on the making of " Heat " can be found on the second disc of the 2-DVD special edition of the aforementioned movie . Separated into 3 parts , the first part goes into the origin of the story in the film ( which is simply fascinating ) , the second part , running 20 minutes , goes mostly into ...
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sadly neglected
Giorgio ( George Hilton ) has no clue what he's going to do with his bitchy nagging , yet wealthy wife . One night while on a pay phone in a remote section of town , he spies someone trying to dispose of a dead body , not believing his good luck he walks over to tell the murderer ( Antoine Saint-John , still awhile awa...
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loved it
A sea captain ( Gerard Butler , 300 and RockNRolla ) is the single person to survive a slaughter upon his ship by savage pirates aboard a black freighter , this 25 and a half minute animated adaptation of the secondary story in the Watchmen comic mini-series tells the macabre , heart-wrenching tail of his journey back ...
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a nice long documentary
This 55-minute documentary on the making of the movie reality-show spoof " Slashers " can be found on the Fangoria released DVD of the aforementioned movie , In the featurette , the director , cast and crew talk about why it took so long to make ( not as long as his previous effort ) , show auditions , how there used t...
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file it under " good to the Last . . "
After watching Jason Reitman's previous short " In God we Trust " and loving it , I had high hopes when I sat down to watch " Gulp " . I wasn't disappointed by this fun tale of a guy who has only a handful of minutes to save his salt water goldfish from dying . It moves at a good clip , is humorous enough , and suitabl...
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a campy porn classic
Barbra the Barbarian ( Barbara Dare ) is overthrown as leader to a tribe of women who want to keep men as slaves by Muriela ( Nina Hartley ) . Barb is banished , but promises to return one day . She also has to deal with Randy West as the evil king Tyrannus who kidnaps her ahem . . virgin sister , Sancha ( Jeanna Fine ...
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Hilarious in all the wrong ways
Ken Richardson ( Tony Rugnetta of " Requim for a Vampire " which this movie even name drops ) is a writer who buys a typewriter that belonged to a demonic man , whom he gets fascinated with in the extremely low budget film . He soon befriends a mentally challenged young man who's more then willing to help him in his ne...
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Ketchum if you can
In the 80's and early 90's , one couldn't do any better for entertaining movie mega-cheese than Jim Wynorski or Fred Olen Ray . Ironically enough after the two collabreated on " Hollywood Scream Queen Hot Tub Party " , neither's subsquesent movies were as entertaining . But I Digress , anyway this Wynorski film is abou...
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This desperate Housewive steals the show
After rescuing an orphaned young girl in an air-plain crash and a visit from a DEA agent , Dave Robicheaux ( Alec Baldwin ) gets drawn into a rather unfortunate series of events . This film has about as much of a running time as " State of Grace " , but at the same time feels a bit longer , as this movie doesn't flow q...
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Life on Mars
The trio of the Doctor , Martha , and Captain Jack return to Earth , present day . The Master ( superbly played by " Life on Mars's John Simm ) under the guise of Harold Saxon has just been elected England's new Prime Minister and if the trio think that the dire situation can't get much worse , the Master and his metal...
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White-washing history AGAIN
Nibbles , the little orphan mouse from " The Milky Waif " returns to celebrate Thanksgiving with Jerry , and he's very VERY hungry . It's up to Tom to navigate past the sleeping Tom and get Nibbles something to quench his unsatisfiable appetite . This animated short is one of the classics , but again censorship rears i...
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who wouldn't want to off some shallow , narcissistic teens ?
42 high school students most from a randomly selected class , thanks to a newly passed law , are drugged and sent to an island , where they are outfitted with explosive collars and ordered to participate in a game of killing each other off to be the last person standing . This foreign film was good for the most part . ...
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Dude looks like a lady
I'v seen many variations on the Jekyll and Hyde story , one could say too many . But this Hammer film about Dr . Jekyll ( Ralph Bates ) who changes into a woman ( Martin Beswick ) with the help of female estrogen from girls that he's killed , stands as one of the better ones . And as a latter day Hammer film it easily ...
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enchanting
Jerry the mouse , here known as Johann Mouse lives in the house of Viennese composer Johann Strauss . Every time Johann plays his music , the mouse can't help but waltz to the tune . So when the master is away the cat learns to play music . But the servants hear Tom playing and soon enough Tom and the mouse are playing...
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not Fields best , but good none the less
After Flower Bell Lee ( Mae West ) is run out of town when she's found out for her hanky-panky with the Masked Bandit , she meets con-man Cuthbert Twillie ( W . C . Fields ) on the train that she's departing the town . during an Indian raid . She marries him when she spies a bag full of money on his person . Fields is ...
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Ang Lee pay attention
Dr . David Banner still having recurring dreams of his wife's death via car accident eleven months later is studying the reserve of strength that the average human could conceivably be capable of . Fed up with hearing that people in other similar crash could save their loved ones while he , himself , could not , he cho...
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another great episode
Micki and Ryan , sans Jack , travel out of state into farmland on a lead on a cursed scarecrow . The deadly scythe-wielding demonic antique can make crops bountiful , but only after it's blood-lust has been sedated by offering up three people , via pinning a photograph to the lapel of it's jacket , to slay . Another gr...
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even Fiona Apple never Shadox boxxed like this
A cursed pair of boxing gloves that gives the owner of them abnormal strength while a shadow of the boxer pummels another victim to death is the antique that Ryan , Micki & Jack are after this week . Tommy Dunn ( David Ferry of Boondock Saints ) is the sad sack pugilist who can't win a fight to save his life until he c...
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The Diceman cometh
Andrew Dice Clay , now THERE was a man who was ahead of his time , If he came a decade or two later he would have been heralded as the acting equivalent of say , Eminem . . You know except with talent . OOOOH ! Hey is this thing on ? ? Anyways this movie is greatness & one of my " guilty pleasures " . So many quotable ...
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God forbid if the bad guys are not upper class straight white males
Arnold Schwarzenegger is Gordy Brewer , a fireman , whom after his wife and son are killed in a terrorist attack , seeks to go after the Columbian revolutionary known simply as " The Wolf " who's guilty of the attack . Most liberals loathe this film , which is usually cause for me to love it , but they have no good rea...
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Last House rip-off can stand on it's own feet slight spoilers
Lisa and Margeret ( Laura D'Angelo and Irene Miracle , respectively ) are two college students on their way home , via train , for Christmas . But they didn't plan to run into two psychopaths and the woman who fell in love with them after being raped . This is a blatant rip-off of " Last House on the Left " , but it's ...
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Poor Major Kincaid , but great forgotten gem
This pornographic parody of MASH is both sexy and funny . Miles above the earlier porn spoof " Mash'd " , this film not only benefits from having Jessie St . James in it of course , as she's utterly stunning , but also from some genuinely good acting and a script that doesn't just give lip service to what it's spoofing...
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Better than the Ruenion special
MUCH more interesting than 2003's Married With Children Reunion show . This E ! True Hollywood Story tells pretty much everything you would ever want to know about Married with Children . The trials , tribulations , heartbreaks , controversies , and triumphs are all recounted in this documentary . Featuring interviews ...
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Is you is or is you ain't ?
Spike the dog ( here called Killer , in later cartoons he'd be called Butch ) is tied up by Tom the cat so he can serenade the lady he has his eye on with the song " Is you is or is you ain't my baby " . He wakes up Jerry the mouse , who tortures him for his act of love by throwing stuff at him . This prompts Tom to gr...
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Melissa Moore's " lost " film
A womanizing super samurai cop and his black side-kick go after the Yakuza . This film is bad . . REALLY bad , it's also pretty damn funny . Matt Hannon stars as the samurai cop who looks more like a gay poolboy in the best movie of his long varied career of one film . Robert Z'dar ( Maniac Cop ) is the right-hand man ...
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slightly confusing but just as great as the first
Time hopping and " Godfather " homages are the order of the day in this prequel to the masterpiece of Infernal Affairs 1 . Helping to flesh out the back story of Ming , Yan , Inspector Wong and future Triad boss Sam . Sam's rise to power is damn good , and Francis NG really came into his own with this film and proved h...
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The films that SHOULD have won Oscar for Best Picture : 1987
In 1750 Spain , Father Gabriel ( Jeremy Irons ) takes the place of a previous missionary whom was killed . He along with the help of reformed killer / slaver Mendoza ( Robert DeNiro ) and others hope to bring Christianity into the hearts of the natives of the land . He is successful , but when Portugal acquires the col...
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Can you teach an old dog new tricks ?
I have been waiting for a great Jet Li film ever since he made the jump to Hoolwood , only to be let down by a barrage pf Li teaming up with ( insert generic rap star name here ) . " Kiss of the Dragon " , another Bussen written film came closest to what I was hoping for . But with this film about a man , Danny ( Li ) ...