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I'm not making any promises . . . but I'll see what I can do . Decent murder mystery .
Quincy M . E . : Ashes to Ashes starts as Marie Yagher ( Judith Baldwin ) suddenly drops down dead in a bar , she ends up on Los Angeles coroner Quincy's ( Jack Klugman ) autopsy table & he quickly discovers she died from cardiac arrest or to put it more simply a heart attack . Quincy is unsure why she died form a hear...
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Average Quincy , not too bad but not to the usual standard .
Quincy M . E . : For Want of a Horse starts in the L . A . desert where general all round scumbag Paul Tanner ( Luke Askew ) garrotes his kind & rich property owning uncle Jason Randall ( Paul Fix ) with wire , he then pours a liquid which attracts coyote's over his uncle's face so by the time Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) g...
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Gentlemen , you are about to enter the most important and fascinating sphere of police work the world of forensic medicine . The first we got to hear those words .
Quincy M . E . : Fight City Hall . . . To the Death ! starts as LA coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) examines the dead body of Diane Johnson ( Martha Smith ) on a beach , LAPD cop Lt . Monahan ( Garry Walberg ) sees it as a open & shut case of rape & that Peter Gordon ( Rick Podell ) who was shot by some of his men while...
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Some graphic gore , but not much else .
We meet George Tatum as he is released from a mental hospital after being " cured " . He decides to terrorize his ex-wife and son and their new family . Along the way he kills a few people and has some nightmares . Not much going for this one except some decent gore . Uninspired story that takes 90 odd minutes to do wh...
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Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Guilty Until Proved ( annoyingly the IMDb spell-check changes the ' en to ' ed ' at the end of ' Prov ' automatically & there's nothing I can do about it ) Innocent starts as Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is called out to a burnt to the ground warehouse where a badly burned body has been ...
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Guns don't die . . . but people do . Moralistic Quincy .
Quincy M . E . : Guns Don't Die starts as a drug addict named Benny robs a man in a park at gunpoint , the man resists & the gun goes off . The next morning & Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) performs the mans autopsy & finds a cut & dry case of death by 22 calibre bullet . Having dumped the gun Benny is pic...
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Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Hit and Run at Danny's starts in Danny's ( Val Bisoglio ) bar as Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) & his latest girlfriend Jenny are enjoying some tortoise racing along with the other punters , then Jenny's friend Robbi Parker ( Elizabeth Robinson ) is called away by her friend Janet Martin ( Renne Jarrett ) . A...
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Amusing Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Crib Job starts late one Californian night as Los Angelese coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is called out to a suspected homicide , once there Quincy finds on old man known as Brownie ( Boyd ' Red ' Morgan ) dead with bruising on his knuckles & around his neck . Back in the lab & Quincy performs an auto...
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You want to autopsy a what ? Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Dead Last starts at a local Los Angeles race track where coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is trying to convince his friend Danny ( Val Bisoglio ) to invest in a horse called Trphy Knight with him , however it's not long before Quincy is called into action when jockey Julio Ruis ( Daniel Faraldo ) is fou...
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You you please get your dog of my foot . Another social issue for Quincy to solve .
Quincy M . E . : Deadly Protection starts as a young girl named Emily Stapleton ( Kristin Gamboa ) is happily playing in her yard when the family's new German Shephard guard dog named Samson goes crazy & attacks her , L . A . county coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is deeply upset & moved at having to perform an autopsy...
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Here we don't think . . . we know . Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Death by Good Intentions starts as a misdiagnosed patient at Pratt Hospital undergoes seemingly successful surgery by Dr . Matthews ( Brock Peters ) to repair a hemorrhage , however a short time later the patient goes into cardiac arrest & dies . Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) performs the...
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Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Diplomatic Immunity starts as Armando Sarejo ( Rudy Solari ) the President of a small Latin American country is awaiting a life saving liver operation in Los Angeles , together with his wife Isabella ( Ana Navarro ) & the people closest to him Sarejo waits for his operation . With security guards every...
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Decent fifth season opener .
Quincy M . E . : No Way to Treat a Flower starts as Dr . John Osbourne ( Paul Kent ) requests a quick autopsy on his patient Kathy Campbell ( Karlene Crockett ) due to baffling symptoms of death , Dr . Asten ( John S . Ragin ) puts his best man Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) on the case . The autopsy turns up some strange res...
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I actually thought it was OK .
The Bat People starts as a scientist researching Bat immunology Dr . John Beck ( Stewart Moss ) & his wife Cathy ( Marianne McAndrew ) take a public tour of an underground cave system , like a typical woman Cathy gets into trouble & ends up at the bottom of a crevice . John follows her down & he is bitten by a Bat , ev...
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Is the Vampiric sucking of blood radical ? Decent big budget adventure .
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is set in the year 1899 in an alternate reality where a shadowy figure known as The Phantom is staging unprecedented acts of violence against nations across Europe in a bid to start a war between them & sell his highly advanced arms & weapons to the highest bidders , simple right ?...
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When I met you you were a two bit hooker working lice ridden motels . Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . Never a Child starts as a young twelve year old girl named Amanda ( Melora Hardin ) steps off a bus & into Los Angeles main coach terminal , having run away from home Amanda has nowhere to go or sleep . A man who calls himself ' Uncle Harry ' ( Alan Manson ) spots Amanda , befriends her & convinces her t...
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An OK murder mystery or to give it it's proper name a ' giallo ' .
Carol Hammond ( Florinda Bolkan ) lives in a wealthy part of London in a flat with her Husband Frank ( Jean Sorel ) and stepdaughter Joan ( Ely Galleani as Edy Gall ) . Carol is an insomniac and lately has been having strange and totally bizarre dreams about her next door neighbour Julia Durer ( Anita Strindberg ) that...
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He's as phony as a three dollar bill . Good Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Into the Murdering Mind starts as Mrs . Werner ( Conchata Ferrell ) arrives home to find her husband Jeffrey , her daughter Rebecca & son Ryan all brutally murdered . L . A . coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is on the case & even he is shocked at the brutality of the murders , it's not long before Lt . ...
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Quince . . . sometimes your a genius . Classic Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Images starts late on night as Los Angeles coroner & chief medical examiner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) arrives at a burnt down motel room where a badly burnt body has been found , all the evidence points to the body being that of the highest paid TV reporter on the box Jessica Ross ( Jessica Walter ) . Wi...
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Your eyes , I've got a box full of eyes but not like yours . Maybe I've missed something important .
Malpertuis starts as a sailor named Jan ( Mathieu Carriere ) arrives at his home port only to discover his old house has collapsed , he ends up in a seedy bar where a fight breaks out & he is knocked unconscious . When he comes round Jan finds himself being tended to by his sister Nancy ( Susan Hampshire ) in his Uncle...
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An odd film that almost works but doesn't quite .
Hudson Hawk starts as the world's best cat burglar Eddie ' Hudson Hawk ' Hawkins ( Bruce Willis ) is let out of jail after a long visit , he isn't even out of the place when his corrupt parole officer Gates ( Burtt Harris ) tries to get him to rob an auction house . Hawk isn't interested & just wants a coffee , however...
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Solid if unspectacular Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Mode of Death starts as Los Angeles chief medical examiner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is called to a seedy cheap motel room where the body of evangelist & founder of the Devine World Church religion Franklin Osborne ( Byron Morrow ) has been found dead with a half empty bottle of Scotch Whiskey & a half e...
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Classic Quincy .
Quincy M . E . : The Deadly Connection starts as Dr . Asten ( John S . Ragin ) calls LA coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) & his trusty lab assistant Sam Fujiyama ( Robert Ito ) into his office , Asten tells Quincy that his expertise has been requested in a small town in Arizona called Porterville in which there has been ...
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Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Sullied Be Thy Name starts as Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is called out to the scene of a death , Lt . Monahan ( Garry Walberg ) requested Quincy personally since the deceased Father Martin Torrell was a good friend . Father Torrell's body has been found in the bed in an apartment of a ...
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This isn't a Bruce Lee film you know . Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Sword of Honor , Blade of Death starts as Sam ( Robert Ito ) discovers that his close friend & L . A . cop Michael Moroshima has been murdered , however he still insists on assisting Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) with the autopsy because he's just a god damned professional . The cause of death was the pierci...
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Is it murder when you step on a cockroach ? All you did was take out a piece of garbage . Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : The Hero Syndrome starts as vicious loan shark Jake Henaffy ( Roy Jordan ) hassles lowly dock worker Peter Thorwall ( Robert Walker ) for the money he owes , things turn violent & Peter hits Jake around the head with a crowbar & then runs away . The next morning & Henaffy's body is on Los Angeles coron...
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Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : The Eye of the Needle starts with Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) & his boss Dr . Asten ( John S . Ragin ) attending a lecture about holistic medicine by Dr . Barri Stodder ( Frances Lee McCain ) who is a practitioner of the controversial technique . The next morning & Quincy is outraged to...
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Flawed Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Semper-Fidelis starts at 2AM early one morning in Camp Pendleton US Marine Corp where Gunnery Sgt . Alistair Adams ( John Karlen ) wakes his squad up for an unexpected training mission over rough terrain & a river , however tragedy strikes & a young recruit named Charles Casey is found dead face down i...
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Not brilliant , but not as bad as some people make out .
The film opens at night , off the coast of an island in Jamaica . A young couple are scuba diving in an old ship wreck , the Dwight Fitzgerald . They start to explore the wreck , all of a sudden they take their scuba gear and swim wear off and start to have sex , at this point I found myself asking how they intend to b...
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Decent classic Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Smoke Screen starts as a fire breaks out in a Los Angeles hotel , the emergency services rush to the scene & the fire is eventually brought under control . Twelve people died in the fire & the coroner's office are in charge of the autopsies . While performing an autopsy on a lady named Marcia Hernandez...
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Don't you find it strange that we aren't related to any of our relatives ? Good but could have been better .
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events starts as three young children , Violet ( Emily Browning ) , her brother Klaus ( Liam Aiken ) & their sister Sunny Beaudelaire ( Kara & Shelby Hoffman ) are given the bad news that their parents have been killed in a fire which has burnt their house to the ground . They a...
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Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Welcome to Paradise Palms starts as Los Angeles medical examiner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) gets a call from Roberta Wanaka ( Silvana Gallardo ) saying that her son & his foster son Chester ( Eddie Garcia ) is badly ill & ask's him for help . Quincy sets off for the town of Paradise Palms where Roberta & ...
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There's enough people out there Quince who want to see you out of the way without robbing graves to find them . More classic crime solving Quincy .
Quincy M . E . : The Unquiet Grave starts as L . A . county coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) & his boss Dr . Asten ( John S . Ragin ) plus his wife Louise ( Cynthia Harris ) arrive at a high society party held by a top political figure named Powell Dixon ( George Gaynes ) , they were invited by his wife & Quincy's old s...
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I could no longer stand by & let him disgrace a pure woman . The one where Sam gets the hump & quits .
Quincy M . E . : Touch of Death starts on the set of the ' new Bruce Lee ' kung-fu film star Tad Kimura during the shooting of his latest picture , after a carefully staged martial arts fight sequence Kimura drops down dead . Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is called , the death of Kimura is more poignant &...
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Good Quincy episode without much Quincy .
Quincy M . E . : The Law is a Fool starts as Carl Norman ( Jeff Pomerantz ) kidnaps a young girl named Debbie Hillman by taking the place of her usual cab driver . A search gets underway & Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is brought in to help with any forensic evidence , however after a picture of Norman is broadcast on the ne...
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The only record deal you getting ' is with the L . A . P . D . I actually quite liked it .
Leprechaun in the Hood starts some years ago as two gold hunters Mack Daddy ( Ice-T ) & Slug following a map to a sealed room containing a statue of a Leprechaun & lots of gold . Slug removes a gold medallion from around the Leprechaun's neck after which the Leprechaun ( Warwick Davis ) comes to life & kills Slug with ...
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Xtro , the unfriendly alien ! Strange but watchable British Sci-Fi horror film that I actually sort of liked .
Xtro begins at an isolated farm cottage somewhere in England . Rachel Phillips ( Bernice Stegers ) drives off leaving her husband Sam ( Philip Sayer ) and young son Tony ( Simon Nash ) behind . Sam throws a stick for the dog to chase when there is a white flash and everything goes dark , a bright light shines on Sam an...
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Half good , half bad . I'm in two minds about this one .
Know more commonly as Tombs of the Blind Dead among English speaking audiences La Noche del Terror Ciego begins in a hotel somewhere in Lisbon . Two old school friends , Betty Turner ( Lone Fleming ) & Virginia White ( Maria Elena Arpon as Helen Harp ) spot each other . Virginia introduces Betty to her friend Roger Whe...
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Better than I was expecting . . .
The Hazing , or Dead Scared as I think it was commonly released under , starts with crazy Professor Kapps ( Brad Dourif ) murdering one of his students in some sort of occult ceremony . . . Delia Rodgers ( Nectar Rose ) , Marsha Glaser ( Tiffany Shepis ) , Tim Fields ( Parry Shen ) , Doug Leary ( Phillip Andrew ) & Roy...
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OK psycho / slasher / soap opera !
Night Warning begins as Bill ( Gary Baxley ) & Anna Lynch ( Kay Kimler ) leave their young 3 year old son Billy in the care of his Aunt , Cheryl Roberts ( Susan Tyrrell ) and set off for the Pacific Coast to visit their parents . While driving along a mountainside road the brakes on their car fail . Their car speeds ou...
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I actually quite liked it despite it's faults .
Never Play with the Dead starts as six friends pitch up outside a large rundown abandoned house , Craig ( Mark Homer ) is organising a rave that he hopes will make bags of money , joining him is Lux the DJ , Lee the electrician , Graham ( Terence Corrigan ) the tea boy along with Melanie ( Sarah Annison ) & Sarah ( Lou...
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Quite a number , she keeps quiet & she's a good cook , where did you pick her up ? Strange & pointless but I kind of liked it .
Le Notti Erotiche dei Morti Viventi , or Erotic Nights of the Living Dead & Sexy Nights of the Living Dead as it's more widely known among English speaking audiences , introduces us to John Wilson ( Mark Shannon ) who works for a company that are going to buy a tropical paradise called Cat Island & build a holiday reso...
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Disappointing monster film .
Blood Beach is set in Southern California on a Santa Monica beach to be precise , early one morning as coast guard Harry Caulder ( David Huffman ) is starting work he says hello to his friend Ruth ( Harriet Medin ) who is taking her dog for a walk on the beach . Suddenly Harry hears screams & then silence with Ruth now...
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Another infamous inept gore classic from auteur Herschell Gordon Lewis .
The Wizard of Gore starts as stage magician Montag the Magnificent ( asisstant editor Ray Sagar ) prepares to wow a captive audience ( that counts anyone watching at home out then . . . ) , he ask's for & gets a female ( Karin Alexana ) volunteer from the audience . Montag the Magnificent claims he will saw her in half...
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Enjoyable enough for what it is .
Trespass starts in Arkansas where two firemen Vince ( Bill Paxton ) & Don ( William Sadler ) stumble across a map showing the whereabouts of millions in stolen gold while putting out a huge fire , together they decide to find the gold for themselves & get rich . The map leads the pair to East St . Louis & an old abando...
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A good horror / comedy but somewhat overrated .
Shaun of the Dead is set in London where Shaun ( co-writer Simon Pegg ) has problems , his fat mate Ed ( Nick Frost ) is holding him back , his girlfriend Liz ( Kate Ashfield ) dumps him & then there's the small matter of hordes of flesh eating zombies that risen from the dead to feast on the living . However , Shaun h...
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He doesn't need a wife , he needs a bank he can bonk . Dream Demon had potential but ultimately disappoints .
Dream Demon starts at a wedding as the Minister ( Richard Warner ) ask's the bride Diana Markham ( Jemma Redgrave ) to take her vows but she hesitates & declines so the groom Oliver Hall ( Mark Greenstreet ) slaps her across the face , Diana ain't going to take that sort of thing so slaps him back which makes his head ...
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Passable enough rip-off of John Carpenter's ' The Thing ' , not too bad at all .
Six people board a yacht presumably somewhere in Thailand , it's never revealed exactly where we are at this point . The group comprises three couples . Alex ( Craig Fairbrass ) and his tasty girlfriend Rachel ( Jennifer Calvert , whom I used to have a big crush on when she played Karen Hanson a mean-spirited fast food...
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Old fashioned ghost story with a twist .
Dead Silence starts late one night as Jamie ( Ryan Kwanten ) & Ella Ashen ( Amber Valletta ) hear a knock on their apartment door , they open it to discover a mysterious package which contains a large trunk with a ventriloquist's dummy inside . Jamie goes out to buy some dinner but when he returns he finds Ella has bee...
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I'm never working for that sleaze-ball again . . . I have to find another sleaze-ball . Watchable comedy .
Elvira , Mistress of the Dark starts with cable TV horror show hostess Elvira ( Cassandra Peterson who also co-wrote ) having a run in with her new boss Earl Hooter ( Lee McLaughlin ) & getting herself fired . However Elvira doesn't care as she is about to star in her own show in Las Vegas , that is until her manager M...
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The second best horror film set in & around a lighthouse . Ever .
Lighthouse starts as brutal serial killer Dr . Leo Rook ( Christopher Adamson ) is caught , two months later he along with several other prisoners are on-board the prison ship the Hyperion being transported to some island prison or other . However Rook manages to kill his guards & escape in a small boat to a small near...
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I'd rather face the truth than wallow in deception . Slow but moving tale of a Vampire !
Tale of a Vampire starts with immortal Vampire Alex ( Julian Sands ) reminiscing about the way things used to be , about his one true love Virginia ( Suzanna Hamilton ) who he lost many years ago . Alex then picks a cat up & drinks it's blood . . . Alex is currently writing a thesis on religious marters , those burned ...
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Very short New Zealand zombie film .
Zombie Movie tells the story of three friends Darryn ( Des Morgan ) , Sam ( co-writer , producer & director Ben Stenbeck ) & Paul ( Simon Niblett ) who finds themselves trapped in a car surrounded by flesh eating zombies & out of gas . Over the next few they have to try & find a way to find safety & as they run out of ...
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It's a wondrous thing science . . . it can rob you of your humanity . I actually thought it was OK .
Frankenstein Reborn starts with a woman named Jessica Halverson ( Sarah Lieving ) arranging to meet Victor Franks ( Rhett Giles ) at an old warehouse / factory which he uses as a makeshift laboratory , inside Jessica is attacked by something which chains her to a table & rips both of her legs off . . . A one Victor Fra...
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I'm reviewing the 112 minute theatrical cut which is a little slow to get going but not too bad overall .
Salem's Lot is set in the small American town of Jerusalem's Lot & starts as writer Ben Mears ( David Soul ) returns to his childhood town where he is going to write a horror novel based on a creepy old mansion that sits high on a hill & overlooks the town of Jerusalem's Lot & is known as the Marsten House . At the sam...
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Not ten minutes ago I tried to kill a stray cat with a cabbage . Great to look at but lacking elsewhere .
The Tomb of Ligeia starts with the chance meeting of Lady Rowena ( Elizabeth Shepherd ) while out fox hunting & the recently widowed Verden Fell ( Vincent Price ) , she becomes interested in the mysterious Fell & despite him trying to strangle her once it's not long before wedding bells chime & the two are ' happily ' ...
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I don't suppose you've ever had a homosexual experience ? OK Giallo from Argento .
4 Mosche di Velluto Grigio , or Four Flies on Grey Velvet as it's more commonly known amongst English speaking audiences , is set in Rome in Italy where Roberto Tobias ( Michael Brandon ) is a ( not very good ) drummer in a band . One night when leaving rehearsal Roberto notices a mysterious man ( Calisto Calisti ) in ...
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A mixed horror anthology , average at best .
A Rolls-Royce pulls up outside some large metal gates . A sign on a wall next to the gates says ' H . M . Prison Commission , Department of Psychiatric Medicine . Prof . R . C . Tremayne , MD Phd BSc ' , basically it's an asylum and Tremayne is in charge . Once past the gates and inside the building Dr . Nicholas ( Jac...
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Surprisingly good supernatural shocker .
The Entity is set in California where single mother of three Carla Moran ( Barbara Hershey ) happily lives in a home with her teenage son Billy ( David Labiosa ) & her two young daughters Julie ( Natasha Ryan ) & Kim ( Melanie Gaffin ) . One night her cosy life is turned upside down when Carla is attacked & raped by so...
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Dull horror .
28 Days Later . . . starts as three animal activists break into ' Cambridge Primate Research Center ' & deliberately set loose some caged monkeys , unfortunately unknown to them these monkeys are infected with a highly contagious ' rage ' virus which turns the carrier into a ravenous crazy red-eyed zombies . . . Jump f...
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You are filled with such love . . . & green stuff . I liked it better than the original .
Class of Nuke ' Em High Part II : Subhumanoid Meltdown is again set in the radiation polluted town of Tromaville , although instead of the High School this time the story takes place at the ' Tromaville Institute for Technology ' or ' TIT ' for short ( yeah folks that's the level of comedy this film aspires to ) . Misg...
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Your out of bullets & you know what that means . . . your sht out of luck . Solid 80's tough cop thriller .
The Dead Pool is set in San Francisco where crime-boss Lou Janero ( Anthony Charnota ) has put a hit out on Inspector ' Dirty ' Harry Callahan ( Clint Eastwood ) , while dodging attempts on his life & with his new partner Inspector Quan ( Evan C . Kim ) Harry has to investigate the death of rock star Johnny Squares ( J...
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I thought it was OK , better than I had expected .
Bloodsuckers is set in the year 2210 where mankind has spread out into space , unfortunately most of space is occupied by various different breeds of blood sucking Vampires . That's where the likes of Captain Churchill ( Joe Lando ) & his crew come in , you see he leads a team of soldiers killing Vampires wherever they...
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Pretty good sequel to Hitchcock's classic .
Psycho II is set twenty two years after the events of the original Psycho ( 1960 ) & starts as Norman Bates ( Anthony Perkins ) is declared legally sane & released from the asylum . Norman heads back to his home town & his motel , while working in a roadside diner Norman meets & befriends young waitress Mary Samuels ( ...
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We might aspire to be good but our real fascination lies with evil . I thought it was decent .
The Final Conflict sees the Antichrist Damien Thorn ( Sam Neill ) now 32 years old & has him wanting to be the American ambassador to Britain , by a complete coincidence the current ambassador ( Robert Arden ) has an unfortunate incident which leaves him with his brains splattered on a wall & as a result the President ...
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Decent Masters of Horror episode .
Masters of Horror : The V Word starts late one night in the American town of Collingswood as Justin ( Branden Nadon ) convinces his best friend Kerry ( Arjay Smith ) that it would be fun to drop in on his cousin James who works at a funeral home & look at a ' real ' dead body , hell that sounds like a whole load of fun...
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If it looks like a dinosaur & acts like a dinosaur then it's a dinosaur . Light hearted fun for the kids .
Primeval : # 1 . 1 starts as Connor Temple ( Andrew Lee Potts ) contacts Professor Nick Cutter ( Douglas Henshall ) about a story in a local newspaper in which eyewitnesses claim to have seen a ' monster ' in the Forest of Dean . Intrigued Nick & his lab assistant Stephen Hart ( James Murray ) drive out there with Conn...
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Pretty good remake .
Cape Fear starts as psycho Max Cady ( Robert De Niro ) is released from prison after serving fourteen years for sexual battery , while inside Max studied the law & found out that his defense lawyer Sam Bowden ( Nick Nolte ) withheld critical evidence which might have cleared him . Unhappy at losing fourteen years of hi...
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We don't want that piece of snot aboard our spaceship . Nothing special but one or two memorable moments help it .
The Creature Wasn't Nice starts in outer space where the U . S . spaceship Vertigo is on a mission to , well I don't know actually & we never find out . The ship & crew come across a previously unknown & undiscovered planet which Dr . Stark ( Patrick Macnee ) is very exited about , Captain Jamieson ( Leslie Nielsen ) o...
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Kinky Midsomer Muders episode .
Midsomer Murders : Country Matters is set in the small Midsomer village of Elverton which is being torn apart by the proposed building of a ' Goodfare's ' supermarket which has divided local opinion & feeling right down the middle . As tempers flare during a village meet two local children Dora ( Sophie Stuckey ) & Oti...
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Who do they think we are , Gorillas ? Mildly entertaining family Sci-Fi adventure .
Escape From the Planet of the Apes starts as a spacecraft is discovered floating in the sea on the Southern Californian Coast . The Army are called & surround the craft as it it brought ashore , out step what appear to be at first glance three humans in full spacesuit's & black visors on their helmets . The mysterious ...
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Watchable enough episode .
Midsomer Murders : Death in Chorus starts in Midsomer Worthy where Joyce Barnaby ( Jane Wymark ) & Dr George Bullard ( Barry Jackson ) are both enthusiastic members of the local choir run by the obsessive Reverend Lawrence Barker ( Peter Capaldi ) who strives for perfection in his attempts to win the annual Four Choir'...
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I'll be damned , these boys eat brimstone's for breakfast . OK early horror from Wes Craven .
Deadly Blessing tells the tale of Martha Schmidt ( Maren Jensen ) whose husband Tom ( Jonathon Gulla ) is killed in an apparent accident late one night on their farm , after the funeral two of Martha's friends Lana ( Sharon Stone ) & Vicky ( Susan Buckner ) decide to visit & support her through a bad time . Unfortunate...
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Can't quite deliver it's promise .
Hoboken Hollow is set in west Texas where three vagrant hitchhiker types , Andrew ( Kingsly Marin ) , Howie ( Rudolf Martin ) & Archie ( Erick Brubaker ) have all been picked up by & offered work by a couple of guys named Clayton ( C . Thomas Howell ) & Junior ( Jonathan Fraser ) who run a ranch out in the sticks calle...
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This carrot , as you call it , it constructed an aircraft capable of flying some millions of miles through space . Average 50's Sci-Fi / monster film .
The Thing from Another World starts in a naval base in Anchorage , Alaska . Captain Patrick Hendry ( Kenneth Tobey ) is told by his superior General Fogarty ( David McMahon , uncredited ) to fly out to a research station at the North Pole where a Dr . Carrington ( Robert Cornthwaite ) has reported a possible crashed ai...
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Unusual , graphic , bizarre & different take on Robert-Louis Stevenson's Novel The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr . Hyde .
Docteur Jekyll et les Femmes , or the Bloodbath of Dr . Jekyll as I saw it under , opens to a paragraph of text that reads " there was something strange in my sensations , indescribably new and incredibly sweet . I knew myself , at the first breath of this new life , to be tenfold more wicked and the thought delighted ...
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Smells like Cow crap to me dad . . . Entertaining & enjoyable , if a little bit shallow , Sci-Fi / horror film .
Crites are little furry , reptile like alien creatures who have a big mouth with lots of sharp teeth & an insatiable appetite . They are able to curl into a ball & shoot poisonous spikes from they're backs which slows down or paralyses their prey . They are being transported across the universe in a prison ship , but t...
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A fine horror film .
The Sixth Sense is set in Piladelphia where child psychologist Dr Malcolm Crowe ( Bruce Willis ) & his wife Anna ( Olivia Williams ) are enjoying a quiet evening in when one of Malcolm's former patients Vincent Grey ( Donnie Wahlberg ) breaks into his house & shoots him . . . Jump forward to ' The Next Fall ' & Malcolm...
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Your father's one sick mother , in fact your mother is one sick mother too . A great horror thriller that tries to do something different .
The People Under the Stairs starts as a young boy Poindexter nicknamed Fool ( Brandon Adams ) learns that his family is about to be evicted from their crummy apartment , then his sister's boyfriend Leroy ( Ving Rhames ) convinces Fool to help him rob the landlords house & get the money his family needs . Together they ...
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Unusual , but great , episode .
Werewolf : The Wolf Who Thought He Was a Man starts with Eric Cord ( John J . York ) hiking on a mountain road & meeting a German man named Hugo who picks him up , Hugo claims to be a keen hunter & is the owner of the Owl Mountain Lodge . Hugo offers Eric a job as a handyman which Eric accepts . At night Hugo entertain...
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Attention . . . non human presence detected . I liked it .
Alien : Resurrection starts by informing us , the viewer that is , we are on a huge spaceship the ' USM Auriga Medical Research Vessel United Systems Military ' where on-board there are ' Standing Crew : 42 Enlisted , 7 Science Officers ' . The sinister & misguided Dr . Mason Wren ( J . E . Freeman ) & his team have re...
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I actually quite liked it .
Severed Ties starts with an opening narration by the main character who is sitting alone in a room in a wheelchair , Harrison Harrison ( Billy Morrissette , yes Harrison x2 is his name ! ) that goes something like this " red , blood red on white , nothing else would do . I got so desperate for the visions I would look ...
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Good episode .
Werewolf : Let Us Prey starts as Eric ( John J . York ) continuing his search for Skorzeny seeks refuge in a isolated monastery , there Eric is offed a place to sleep for a few days . While there Eric talks with Brother Patrick who tells him of a couple of people killed from the local town that have been blamed on a wi...
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Good Werewolf episode with an abrupt ending .
Werewolf : King of the Road starts as drifter Eric Cord ( John J . York ) jumps on a goods train just outside Portland that is headed towards Kansas City . When aboard Eric discovers that he is not the only stowaway on the train hitching a free ride as he meets a group of homeless bums trying to get as far away from Po...
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Werewolf goes Dawn of the Dead !
Werewolf : A Material Girl starts as teenage drifter Eric Cord ( John J . York ) gets a definite lead on his Werewolf nemesis Skorzeny who has been killing homeless teenagers . Eric manages to catch up with a Werewolf killing two homeless teens & chases it into a nearby shopping mall , trying to shoot & kill Skorzeny w...
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Decent 90's action flick .
Air Force One starts in Russia three months after General Ivan Radek ( Jürgen Prochnow ) the self proclaimed military leader of Kashakstan has been captured by American & Russian forces , the president of the United States James Marshall ( Harrison Ford ) & the Russian president Petrov ( Alan Woolf ) speak to the world...
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There's no telephones . . . if there were the long distance rates would be something else . Pretty good fun .
Planet of Dinosaurs starts deep in uncharted space where the spacecraft Odyssey has run into problems with it's reactor , which explodes but not before Captain Lee Norsythe ( Louie Lawless ) & his crew manage to escape in a spare shuttle designed for just such an occasion . The craft lands on the nearest planet which h...
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A good solid Western but available in several different versions .
Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid starts in New Mexico 1881 where Sheriff Pat Garrett ( James Coburn ) catches up with his old outlaw buddy William H . Bonney AKA Billy the Kid ( Kris Kristofferson ) , since they were friends Pat ask's Billy to leave but in 5 days he'll make him . Billy isn't keen on the idea & eventually Pa...
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You look good enough to eat . I liked it .
Masters of Horror : The Washingtonians starts as Mike ( co-writer Jonathon Schaech ) & Pam Franks ( Venus Terzo ) along with their 10 year old daughter Amy ( Julia Tortolano ) drive to the house left to Frank by his recently deceased Grandmother , once there they start to explore their new home . Amy decides to look in...
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I am astonishingly sane . Classic film .
Frankenstein starts with Elizabeth ( Mae Clarke ) confiding in her friend Victor ( John Boles ) that she is worried about her fiancé Dr . Henry Frankenstein ( Colin Clive ) , he talks of nothing but his ' experiments ' & locks himself away in an old windmill to conduct them . They both decide to go & see him along with...
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OK addition to the series .
Ginger Snaps Back : The Beginning is set in Canada , the year is 1815 & in it's push Westward the Northern Trading Company has established a fort in the middle of nowhere , it's been over two months since any kind of supplies have reached the last few remaining men still manning the outpost . However one day two orphan...
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What would you do with 90 , 000 donuts ? Very enjoyable action thriller .
Breakdown is set in the open desert as married couple Jeff ( Kurt Russell ) & Amy Taylor ( Kathleen Quinlan ) are driving from Massachusetts to San Diego in order to move house , unfortunately their flashy 4x4 jeep breaks down in the middle of nowhere . Luckily helpful truck driver Warren ' Red ' Barr ( J . T . Walsh )...
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Enjoyable monster flick .
The Valley of Gwangi is set in Mexico ' Somewhere South of the Rio Grande . . . At the Turn of the Century ' where the Breckenridge Rodeo Wild West Show stops & perform their cowboy routines for the locals . The show is owned by T . J . Breckenridge ( Gila Golan ) & has hit upon hard times , it seems no-one wants to pa...
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Tell me , does your purple little husband lend you some of his tampons ? Nice enough thriller .
Oxygen starts one sunny afternoon in New York City as Frances Hannon ( Laila Robins ) is walking her pet dog around the block , a man ( Adrien Brody ) approaches her a begins to chat to her , at first he seems a pleasant & charming young man but he soon changes as he becomes aggressive , he threatens her & makes her ge...
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Pretty good haunted house horror & probably the best of Amityville films to date .
Amityville II : The Possession , which claims to be a prequel to the original Amityville Horror ( 1979 ) , once again takes us to the infamous haunted Long Island house . The film opens with a shot of the house with a ' for sale ' sign in the foreground as the camera pans around the outside while the credits play . Ami...
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Rather weird & surreal at times but I liked it .
Phenomena is set in Switzerland , in an area known as the ' Swiss Transylvania ' where Jennifer Corvino ( Jennifer Connolly ) the teenage daughter of an American film star is about to start a year long term at the Richard Wagner International School for Girls . However the other kids don't take to her & Jennifer starts...
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172 , 000 comics are sold in the US everyday . I liked it .
Unbreakable starts as the Eastrail Train # 177 from New York to Philadelphia derails with the loss of 131 lives , the only survivor is security guard David Dunn ( Bruce Willis ) who has walked away from the crash without a single scratch on him . Shortly after the crash he receives a letter from Elijah Price ( Samuel L...
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I actually really rather like Signs . . .
Signs is set in Bucks County , Pennsylvania where Graham Hess ( Mel Gibson ) lives on a farm with his his two young children Bo ( Abigail Breslin ) & Morgan ( Rory Culkin ) plus his younger brother Merrill ( Joaquin Phoenix ) , one morning they discover elaborate crop circles in their corn fields . At first they think ...
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Good but not brilliant .
Live Free or Die Hard , known as Die Hard 4 . 0 elsewhere around the world , starts as New York detective John McClane ( Bruce Willis ) is ordered to pick up a computer hacker geek named Matt Ferrell ( Justin Long ) as a favour to the FBI who are investigating a strange computer hack at Washington . However it appears ...
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A really enjoyable mix of light horror & comedy that works quite well .
House starts with an elaborate shot of a large Californian mansion , the camera starts around back and in one continuous free flowing shot circles the house eventually resting on a delivery boy ( James Calvert as Jimmy Calvert ) pulling up outside on his moped . He walks up to the front door and as he knocks it opens ....