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You fckin Italian puke . Steven Seagal's first film back when he was thin !
Above the Law is set in Chicago during 1988 where Nico Toscani ( co-producer Steven Seagal ) works as a tough narcotics cop , while forcibly removing his niece from a crack house he beats some information out of a punk & learns of a large shipment of drugs being imported into the country . Toscani sets a bust up & loca...
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Didn't like it back in the 80's & I didn't think too much of it now .
C . H . U . D . is set in New York City where Flora Bosch ( Laure Mattos ) disappears , her husband New York police Captain Bosch ( Christopher Curry ) is obviously concerned . Captain Bosch knows that his wife isn't the only person to disappear recently & a man named A . J . Shepherd ( Daniel Stern ) has reported the ...
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Whatever your drinking or smoking stop it . . . or share it out . So-so creature feature , average .
The Bone Snatcher starts in the ' Nambi Desert South Africa ' where Clive ( Sean Higgs ) , Paul ( Langley Kirkwood ) & Harvey ( Jan Ellis ) three diamond prospectors are , well prospecting for diamonds . Unfortunatelty for them they discover something rather nasty lurking under the sand . . . Jump to ' Vancouver Britis...
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5
Not too bad but not my sort of film .
Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein start as baggage handlers Chick Young ( Bud Abbott ) & Wilbur Grey ( Lou Costello ) are asked to deliver two crates to McDougal's House of Horror wax museum which contain two new exhibits , Dracula ( Bela Lugosi ) & the Frankenstein ( Glenn Strange ) monster . However it turns ...
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OK for what it is .
Frankenstein starts as the young Frankenstein ( Augustus Phillips ) heads off to college wishing his fiancé Elizabeth ( Mary Fuller ) goodbye . Two short years later & Frankenstein has found the key to creating life which he does , however instead of making another human being he creates a monster ( Charles Ogle who di...
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You so much as breathe in my direction you'll be eating your balls for lunch . Average 80's slasher .
Graduation Day is set in Midvale High School in California where star athlete Laura Ramstead ( Ruth Ann Llorens ) is just but a few days away from graduation along with the rest of the track team , during the last track meet of the year Coach Michaels ( Christopher George ) pushes Laura hard in a 100 meter sprint & jus...
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Your inadequate Major , in every area . . . - " You have a beautiful body , may I use it ? " Watchable enough Sci-Fi horror film .
Saturn 3 starts just like Star Wars ( 1977 ) with a shot of space in which a giant spacecraft slowly enters the top of the frame & flies ' over ' the camera . Onboard Captain James ( an uncredited Douglas Lambert ) prepares to depart in a small spacecraft when a mysterious spacesuit & helmet wearing person named Benson...
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Probably the best film Troma have made to date , that ain't saying much though . . .
The Toxic Avenger starts with a shot of the New York City skyline . A narration informs us that ' New York City , the worlds capital of culture & industry . Here , among the towering skyscraper's , civilisation is guided by men of progress & the wonders of technology . But for all this industrial advancement there is a...
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5
Not too bad .
Ghost Story is set in the small new England town of Milburn where four elderly friends have formed the Chowder Society in which they regularly tell each other ghost stories . After the death of his son David ( Graig Wasson ) the Mayor & Chowder Society member Edward Wanderley ( Douglas Fairbanks Jr . ) is visited by hi...
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When you have the gun you can ask the questions . . . ' Average at best . They Are Among Us is set in the small American town of Point Ridge where your average American teenager Daniel ( Michael DiLallo ) lives at home with his mum Collette ( Anne Apra ) & dad Hugh ( Bruce Boxleitner ) & generally does what the teenag...
Lord of Illusions starts with a paragraph of text that reads ' There are two worlds of magic . One is the glittering domain of the illusionist . The other is a secret place , where magic is a terrifying reality . Here , men have the power of demons . And death itself is an illusion . ' The film then cuts to the ' Mojav...
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5
Overrated Werewolf film , average at best as far as I'm concerned .
T . V . newswoman Karen Stone ( Dee Wallace-Stone as Dee Wallace ) has been contacted by and agreed to have a private meeting with a wanted L . A . serial killer Eddie Quist ( Robert Picardo ) , she decides to use herself as bait to trap him with the police's help . Things don't go according to plan however . Before re...
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Dull creature feature .
It Waits starts in the Canadian wilderness deep in some forest where some cavers discover something nasty inside a newly found cave . . . Jump forward ' Two Months Later ' where forest ranger Danielle St . Claire ( Cerina Vincent ) is stuck in a watch tower on her own grieving for her dead friend who recently died in a...
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5
Average 80's slasher at best .
Humongous starts on Labour Day Weekend 1946 as the Parson family hold a party at their island lodge , their daughter Ida ( Mary Sullivan ) is brutally raped by a guy named Tom Rice ( Page Fletcher ) who is then savaged by the Parson family guard dogs & then fished off by Ida who whacks him over the head with a rock sev...
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5
Average Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : A Question of Time starts as LA coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is called to the ' Thalep Clinic ' alternate mental therapy centre where a patient named Tom Holloway ( John Alderson ) has been found dead , back in the lab after the autopsy Quincy comes to the conclusion it was either heatstroke or drow...
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OK moralistic Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : A Question of Death starts as Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is called to officially pronounce a twenty one year old motorbike accident victim named Jack Murphy dead at Doctors Hosital so his kidneys can be given to someone else . Jack has an organ donor card on him & his parents sign a co...
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5
Average Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Aftermath starts as Columbia Airlines flight 788 to Los Angeles carrying 121 passengers crashes just outside the city , Los Angeles medical examiner Quiny ( Jack Klugman ) is one of the first on the scene & is horrified at the devastation . All the bodies are collected & taken to the pathology laborato...
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5
This time Quincy is the other guy ! An OK moral episode .
Quincy M . E . : An Act of Violence starts as seventy-two year old Vivian Chalmers ( Leoda Richards ) is attacked , robbed & beaten to death by two teenage thugs . Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is called in , Lt . Monahan ( Garry Walberg ) says they have a ' crib job ' on their hands . Shocked by the leve...
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5
OK moralistic episode .
Quincy M . E . : A Loss for Words starts early one morning as nineteen year old manufacturing worker Timmothy Hurley ( Sean Kelly ) is told by his boss Mr . Droyden ( Ramon Bieri ) to weld some metal , unfortunately due to being unable to read the warning signs Hurley lights the blow torch in a flammable area which blo...
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5
Didn't do much for me , OK but nothing special in my opinion .
The Outlaw Josey Wales is set during the Civil War & starts as Missouri farmer & family man Josey Wales ( director Clint Eastwood ) house is burnt to the ground & his family killed by renegade soldiers , he is slashed across the face & left for dead but he isn't & he joins William ' Bloody Bill ' Anderson's ( John Russ...
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5
What's the matter Quincy ? You look like you've seen a ghost . Average episode .
Quincy M . E . : A Ghost of a Chance starts as Harold Markham ( Tom Stuart ) goes under the surgeon's knife for what was meant to be a simple heart bypass procedure , however a few hours later Markham complains of intense chest pains & despite the doctor's best efforts dies shortly after . Harold's brother Ted ( Nicola...
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5
Average Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : For the Benefit of My Patients starts as a 44 year old man involved in a serious automobile accident is seen to by Dr . Danny Varney ( George Deloy ) at Terrace Hospital , unfortunately the man has no medical insurance & therefore cannot pay for his treatment so the hospital administrator & owner Dr . ...
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Average Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : By the Death of a Child starts at about 4 O'Clock in the morning as Dr . Asten ( John S . Ragin ) & two state department officials Bay & Harris climb aboard Los Angeles chief medical examiner Quincy's ( Jack Klugman ) boat waking him up . It's an emergency , the small independent island country of San ...
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5
I thought you were a blood sucking leech but was I wrong , your a lot lower than that . Religious themed Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : By Their Faith starts as Asten ( John S . Ragin ) sends medical examiner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) & laboratory assistant Sam Fujiama ( Robert Ito ) to San Remos in Mexico by request of Archbishop Vallejo ( René Enríquez ) in order to help authenticate one way or the other ancient remains that have been ...
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5
Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Cover-Up starts at a bowling alley where Robert Keane suffers a heart attack , the paramedics are called & they treat him at the scene . The paramedics are ordered to take the patient to Dr . Danner's Emergency Clinic where Dr . Alan Drew ( Nicholas Hormann ) & nurse Margaret Aldred ( Margaret Ladd ) a...
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5
Average ' making of ' documentary .
The Making of ' Kill Bill ' is a 22 minute long documentary that is found on just about every Kill Bill : Vol . 1 DVD ever released anywhere so it's not hard to find & it was made for TV so I'd imagine a lot of people saw it that way . This was obviously made before the films were released & is nothing more than a dull...
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5
Average Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Death Casts a Vote starts as a young woman named Felicia Aspenosa ( Migdia Chinea-Varela ) finds her fiancé David Brady dead in his car in his garage . Lt . Monahan ( Garry Walberg ) & Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) are called in , at first it appears like a straight forward case of suicid...
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5
Good episode let down by a terrible ending .
Quincy M . E . : No Way to Treat a Patient starts as Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) meets up with his old friend Tony Carbo ( A Martinez ) who is working at the Sunset Memorial Hospital . While working the late shift a man stumbles in with a gunshot wound to his lower back , Dr . Carbo treats him & sends h...
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Quincy turns into a soap opera .
Quincy M . E . : Promises to Keep starts as it turns out that one of the medical examiners wasn't properly qualified , as a fraudulent coroner all of the cases he worked on need to be redone & Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) & Sam ( Robert Ito ) get the job on-top of their already large workload . All this work is affecting Qu...
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5
Unintentionally funny Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : On Dying High starts as Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) & Dr . Emily Hanover ( Anita Gillette ) are enjoying a night out together at a club , on stage is singer & comedian J . J . Chandler ( Roger Miller ) who has a unpleasant act based on bad taste jokes & songs about drugs . While out back in a break from hi...
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5
Average Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Nowhere to Run starts as Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is called to a crime scene , the body of a teenage girl named Melissa Watson ( Nancy Carol ) is at the bottom of a very high cliff & her boyfriend Jeff Cavanaugh ( Bill Beyers ) is Lt . Monahan's ( Garry Walberg ) prime suspect even t...
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5
Potentially good episode spoilt by a poor ending .
Quincy M . E . : Last Day , First Day starts as Dr . Asten ( John S . Ragin ) introduces new trainee laboratory technician Harriett Bowlin ( Sarah Rush ) who has just arrived straight out of University , it's up to chief medical examiner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) to show her the ropes . Meanwhile forensic pathologist of ...
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5
I no longer feel social interaction will be harmful . Average 80's slasher / murder mystery , it's not too bad .
Night Screams starts as a couple named Ethan & Beth are watching a cheesy horror film ( the very thing I was doing at that point ! ) when Ethan decides he's hungry & goes outside to cook himself a burger on the barbecue , inside unknown to Ethan back inside Beth is stabbed to death . Finding her body Ethan tries to pho...
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5
We'll get this place cleaned up . . . & keep it that way . Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : House of No Return starts in Willowdale hospital for ' Mentally Disordered Offenders ' , a place where the criminally insane are put . An inmate named Joe Barwell is found dead in his cell when he mum ( Virginia Capers ) comes to visit him , Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) performs an autop...
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5
You've been with the dead too long , it's time you dealt with the living . Average Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Matters of Life and Death starts as Asten ( John S . Ragin ) tells Quincy that he has become unbearable , bad tempered & grouchy . Asten tells Quincy that one of his friends a local small town Doctor named Max Gilliam ( Walter Brooke ) is going away on vacation for a month & he wants someone to take ov...
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5
Average name only 5th sequel , could have been much better .
A mysterious British drifter named Ian Richards ( Brendan Hughes ) wanders into the small desolate town of Canton Bluff in Southern California . After a run in with the local Sheriff named Fuller ( Gary Cervantes as Carlos Cervantes ) he finds work with the towns Reverend named Dewey ( Jered Barclay ) fixing up his run...
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681,802
5
Decent Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Let Me Light the Way starts as Nurse Faye Willard ( Barbara Collentine ) is attacked & raped , the latest in a long line of victims of a serial rapist . Los Angeles chief medical examiner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) & rape counsellor Carol Bowen ( Adrienne Barbeau ) are notified but once they reach the hos...
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5
After all the abuse I took , he was going to dump me for a 25 year old with an over developed chest . Scientifically questionable Quincy episode !
Quincy M . E . : Last of the Dinosaurs starts as Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is enjoying at drink at Danny's when he receives a call from Lt . Monahan ( Garry Walberg ) saying the famous film star & his idol Will Prestin ( Chuck Robertson ) has been found dead . Being a huge Will Prestin fan Quincy gets...
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5
Average Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : T . K . O . starts as Danny ( Val Bisoglio ) & Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) are ringside watching the young boxing contender Clarence Hester ( Robert Hardy ) take on his friend & current champion Kenny Mitchell ( Herb Jefferson Jr . ) & win the title . A few days later & Los Angeles coroner Quincy is shocke...
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5
Horrendously overrated as far as I'm concerned .
Black Christmas is set in a girls sorority house around Christmas , one of the girls Clare Harrison ( Lynne Griffin ) is spending the festive season with her father at home but is brutally killed in her room before she meets up with him . The next morning & her dad ( James Edmond ) raises the alarm & contacts the polic...
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5
Alright Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : The Depth of Beauty starts late one night on top of an eighteen storey Los Angeles apartment block as forty seven year old Sheila Connors ( Joanna Patrice ) commits suicide by jumping off the roof . Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) records the death as suicide but he is puzzled & intrigued b...
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5
Average Quincy .
Quincy M . E . : Science for Sale starts as terminal cancer patient Cynthia Oliver ( Kate Lardner ) gets out of bed & walks out of the hospital where she has been receiving a cutting edge genetically created treatment for her cancer . Cynthia's cancer was too far advanced & she dies near the hospital though , she ends ...
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Average Quincy .
Quincy M . E . : Unreasonable Doubt starts as Lillian Preston ( Kres Mersky ) arrives home with her baby son Charlie after visiting a doctor about his rare condition Sturge Weber disease , visibly upset her husband Jerry ( Jim Antonio ) puts Chalie down on a metal tray & goes to comfort her . By the time Jerry gets bac...
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Average JCVD period action adventure .
The Quest is set during 1925 where martial arts expert Christopher Dubois ( Jean-Claude Van Damme ) lives in New York & heads up a gang of child pickpockets , when he steals a large sum of cash from a local mobster he goes on the run & ends up on a ship headed for Thailand . Dubois is discovered & treated as a castaway...
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Moralistic Quincy episode that is still relevant .
Quincy M . E . : To Clear the Air starts one Californian morning under the quite literal cloud of a smog alert , an old man named Sy Schuster ( E . J . André ) taking a walk starts having trouble breathing & promptly drops down dead . After Sy's autopsy Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) lists the cause of dea...
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5
Yet another moralistic Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : The Shadow of Death starts as ex Vietnam nurse Kris O'Brien ( Sharon Spelman ) picks a guy up in a bar , the next morning & Los Angeles medical examiner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is called to her apartment after her dead body is discovered . The autopsy proves that Kris was shot in the chest after she ha...
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5
A dull moralistic Quincy to end season 7 .
Quincy M . E . : The Mourning After starts late one night as three college students are about to undergo an initiation which when complete will allow them acceptance into a fraternity , the boys have to swim to a buoy on an open lake & back again the only catch is their drunk & have had their hands tied together with r...
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395,584
5
Didn't do much for me .
The Devil's Rejects is set during 1978 in Ruggsville , Texas where Sheriff John Quincey Wydell ( William Forsythe ) & his men have tracked the notorious Firefly family down to their farm , in a fierce gunfight one member of the family is killed , mother Firefly ( Leslie Easterbrook ) is captured while Oatis ( Bill Mose...
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5
Reasonable early 80's slasher , decent enough for the genre .
Madman is set in upstate New York at the North Sea Cottages camp for gifted children as the season comes to a close & the children & volunteer teenage counsellors prepare to say goodbye , pack up & leave for home . However their final night there will be unforgettable thanks to the huge hulking & deformed axe wielding ...
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1,020,766
5
It's alive . . . I quite liked it actually .
Frankenstein is set in London where genetic scientist Victoria ( Helen McCrory ) is working on pioneering stem-cell research , however her young son William is dying & will die unless he gets a multiple organ transplant . Wishing to help her son Victoria uses his DNA in her stem-cell research , she sets up an experimen...
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5
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip . Didn't do much for me .
American Psycho is set in New York where Patrick Bateman ( Christian Bale ) the Vice President of a Wall Street banking firm enjoys a hugely successful life with a beautiful apartment , loads of money , the best clothes , the finest food & all the luxuries anyone could ever want . However under the calm & calculating e...
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Fairly entertaining haunted house horror film .
Lauren Cochran ( Robin Groves ) is a writer who lives in New York City and lately has been suffering from anxiety attacks , which her Doctor , Webb ( Patrick Farrelly ) put down to a condition called agoraphobia , which is a fear of leaving the house . Lauren decides to escape Manhattan and head to a small town called ...
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5
The old head in a fish tank routine . OK but somewhat dull thriller / horror .
Night School starts with various nighttime shots of the Boston skyline as the credits play , Night School then switches to the ' Jack-n-Jill Daycare Center ' where the children are leaving for the day . One of the teaching staff named Anne Barron ( Meb Boden ) is sitting on a roundabout when a mysterious figure approac...
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5
Average straight-to-video sequel .
Mimic 2 starts late one night in the New York City subway , Lincoln Trahm ( Bill Cho Lee ) is walking along when he realise something is after him , some shadowy dark figure that wants to harm him but in his haste to escape Lincoln is run over by a taxi before it can . . . Detective Klaski ( Bruno Campos ) is on the ca...
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5
The second worst Friday the 13th . . .
Friday the 13th Part VII : The New Blood starts with a troubled young psychic girl named Tina Shepard ( Lar Park-Lincoln ) , her mother Amanda ( Susan Blu ) & her Doctor ( Terry Kiser ) diving to Crystal Lake the scene where Tina witnessed the ' accidental ' death of her Father many years ago as part of her treatment ....
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Average action thriller .
U . S . Marshals starts in Chicago where mechanic Mark Roberts ( Wesley Snipes ) has an accident in his truck , during a routine check by the local police it is discovered that Mark is wanted in New York for the murder of two federal agents so he is put on a prisoner transport plane & sent there . However an attempt is...
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Strictly average JCVD action thriller .
Maximum Risk starts in the South of France where ex-Russian mobster Mikhail Suverov ( Jean-Claude Van Damme ) is killed in an accident while trying to escape from two FBI agents chasing him . The police become involved & detective Sebastien ( Jean-Hugues Anglade ) recognises Mikhail as his close friend & fellow cop Ala...
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5
Better than usual effort from Troma .
Class of Nuke ' Em High starts at ' Tromaville Nuclear Utility ' where a leak of radioactive material is reported to the boss Mr . Finly ( Pat Ryan as R . L . Ryan ) but he insists there is no problem & doesn't want any hassle from the authorities & tells everyone to forget about it . It's not long before the nearby ' ...
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5
There's someone out there tyring to kill us & overall his been pretty fcking successful . Not too bad actually .
Nightmare Man starts as Bill ( Luciano Szafir ) is driving his wife Ellen ( Blythe Metz ) cross country to a mental institute , apparently Ellen thinks she's possessed by some sort of demon from an Afican tribal wood carved face mask , obviously she isn't & that's why she's on her way to a loony bin . However en-route ...
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We have four dead guards , one dead scanner & one escaped prisoner . This has not been a good week . Not to bad a sequel .
Scanner Cop II like the original features scanner Samuel Staziak ( Daniel Quinn ) who has now made detective in the L . A . P . D . Samuel is currently trying to locate his natural birth Mother & enlists the help of Carrie Goodart ( Khrystyne Haje ) who happens to be a scanner herself & runs the ' Trans Neurol Research...
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I have the power of the Green Eyed Dragon & nothing on Earth can match it , nothing ! " So bad it's good ?
Invincible Super Chan starts as the Invincible Super Chan himself pitches up outside the oriental home of May Yan Chung who has been a very naughty boy because he killed the Invincible Super Chan's master & for that transgression he must die . After the Invincible Super Chan has dealt with Chung & his fat bald Brother ...
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Are you coming . . . or are you just breathing hard ? Average sci-fi / horror .
Screamers is set on the war ravaged mining planet of Sirius 6B during the year 2078 , a group of rebellious miners who call themselves the ' Alliance ' revolted against their company N . E . B . or the New Economic Block when it was discovered that the revolutionary fuel they were mining for them called Berynium produc...
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I didn't think it was too bad actually .
Soul Survivors starts as teenager Cassie ( Melissa Sagemiller ) moves out of her home to attend Middleton University in Chicago , there her current boyfriend Sean ( Casey Affleck ) , her ex-boyfriend Matt ( Wes Bentley ) & his current girlfriend Annie ( Eliza Dushku ) all decide to go out clubbing together . However em...
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There's no coffee here in Nilbog . . . it's the devil's drink . - Fair enough mate . So bad it's great .
Troll 2 starts as Michael ( George Hardy ) & Diana Waits ( Margo Prey ) along with their two children Joshua ( Michael Stephenson ) & Holly ( Connie Young ) prepare to go on vacation for a month out in the country in a small town called Nilbog which has a population of 26 , hey I said it was small . Once there Joshua q...
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Maybe I'm drunk today , tomorrow I'll be sober , BUT YOU ! WILL ALWAYS BE A FAGGOT ! Average Van Damme action flick .
Double Impact starts in Hong Kong where a team of Triad hit men kill Paul ( Andy Armstrong ) & Katherine Wagner ( Sarah-Jane Varley ) , however they fail to kill their two 6 month old twins who are rescued by Paul's friend Frank Avery ( Geoffrey Lewis ) who takes one to America & their nanny who dumps the other outside...
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5
Worth watching for some laughs but that's it .
Red Water is set in the Louisiana swamps & rivers where a company has set up a mini drilling platform & are searching for oil , meanwhile environmentalist Dr . Kelli Raymond ( Kirsty Swanson ) has hired John Sanders ( Lou Diamond Phillips ) her ex-husbands fishing boat to take her to the rig so she can conduct some tes...
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5
If you so much as scratch anything between your smelly legs I'll blow them off . Average sequel in an average series .
Watchers Reborn starts in a science lab where Dr . Grace Hudson ( Lisa Wilcox ) has been experimenting with DNA to create a mutated monster known as the ' Outsider ' & a super intelligent Golden Retriever named Einstein who are telepathically linked to each other . Since everyone likes Einstein & give him pats on the h...
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Not my favourite comic book superhero flick .
X-Men is set in the near future where evolution has gone haywire , strange genetic mutations have begun to reveal themselves & ' normal ' people including politicians are scared of them , their powers & what their existence means . Treated like freaks & outcasts mutants are shunned by normal society & Senator Kelly ( B...
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5
Not as good as the other Cube films .
Cube 2 : Hypercube starts as Kate Filmore ( Kari Matchett ) awakes to find herself in a square room , a cube if you will . On each of the six faces of the cube is a hatch which opens & leads to an identical cube whose hatches lead to even more identical cube shaped rooms . As she goes from cube to cube she meets other ...
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Disappointing anthology .
Twilight Zone : The Movie starts one dark night as two friends ( Dan Aykroyd & Albert Brooks ) drive along a deserted winding road , the tape player in the car breaks & they then have to entertain themselves at which point the subject of scary stories arise . . . William Connor ( Vic Morrow ) is a very bitter & angry m...
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Semi documentary horror film .
The Town that Dreaded Sundown is set in the small town of Texarkana in Arkansas in 1946 a mere eight months after World War II where two young lovers are brutally attacked by a large man with a sack over his head ( Bud Davis ) , they are found the next morning barely alive . Deputy Norman Ramsey ( Andrew Prine ) is on ...
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I quite liked this .
When a Stranger Calls starts as teenager Jill Johnson ( Camilla Belle ) has been told by her father ( Clark Gregg ) she has to babysit two children instead of being allowed to go to a big party after running up an enormous cell-phone bill , he drives her to the home of the Mandrakis ' who are rich & their house is very...
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As low brow as a film can get .
Pervert ! starts as James ( Sean Andrews ) arrives at his father's ranch after a term in college , he plans to stay there for the summer . His father Hezekiah ( Darrell Sandeen ) has shacked up with the ample chested young girl Cheryl ( Mary Carey ) who happens to be young enough to be his daughter , James & Cheryl qui...
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Average religious supernatural nonsense .
The Prophecy starts several years after wannabe priest Thomas Daggett ( Elias Koteas ) had lost his faith & now working as a homicide detective is assigned to the murder of an eyeless , ageless & hermaphroditic dead man who was pushed out of an apartment buildings window . The only clue on his body is an ancient handwr...
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Nothing more than mediocre .
Dead Set ( # 1 . 1 ) starts on an ordinary Friday afternoon here in Britain as the reality TV show Big Brother's production team prepares for the live on-air eviction later that night . The cameras are ready . The crowd outside the house is ready . Presenter Davina McCall is ready . However as the team work to bring th...
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Nothing special , I prefer the Lundgren version from the late 80's .
The Punisher starts as an illegal arms deal goes bad & Bobby Saint ( James Carpinello ) is shot dead by Federal Agents , it was all a set-up & poor old Bobby has ended up in a body bag because of it . The operation was set up by FBI agent Frank Castle ( Thomas Jane ) & Bobby happens to the son of a powerful & wealthy u...
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OK thriller .
Panic Room is set in New York City where recently divorced Meg Altman ( Jodie Foster ) & her young daughter Sarah ( Kristen Stewart ) move into a new house which has a panic room built in which is designed for the owners of the house to hide in if the house is broken into . It just so happens that three thieves break i...
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Average sequel .
The Ring Two starts six months after the events of the original film as journalist Rachel Keller ( Naomi Watts ) & her young son Aidan ( David Dorfman ) have moved to a small town in Oregon called Astoria . While working for the local paper Rachel learns of the mysterious death of a local teenager Jake ( Ryan Merriman ...
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Average at best 80's teen slasher .
April Fool's Day starts as nine college friends all set out to spend the weekend on an isolated island belonging to Muffy ( Deborah Foreman ) whom they all know from school . The only way to the island is by ferry , while sailing there an accident happens & a lad named Buck ( Mike Nomad ) is badly injured which puts a ...
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5
I never ask a question that I don't know the answer to . I didn't think it was too bad .
Death Valley : The Revenge of Bloody Bill starts as five college kids , Gwen ( Chelsea Jean ) , Mandy ( Denise Boutte ) , Sondra ( Kandis Erickson ) , Jerry ( Matt Marraccini ) & Buck ( Steve Glinn ) plus they're teacher Avery ( Scott Carson ) set off across country to Phoenix . En-route they are taken hostage by a dru...
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You know , I actually though this had some nice moments & ideas .
Arachnia starts as Professor Mugford ( David Bunce ) , his personal assistant Chandra ( Irene Joseph ) , a grad student Deke ( Dan Merriman ) & two twins Kelly ( Alexxus Young ) & Trina ( Bevin McGraw ) are flying via a small chartered plane to an archaeological dig in Arizona where Mugford is due to give a lecture . U...
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It ain't no masterpiece but I quite liked it .
Puppet Master : The Legacy features a woman named Macclain ( Kate Orsini ) who has been hired to discover the secret behind puppet master Andre Toulon's ( played by actors Guy Rolfe & William Hickey who is in the film & not just the trailer as the IMDb would have you believe ) serum that manages to give life to his ina...
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Fun little late 50's monster film , I rather liked it .
The Alligator People starts at Webley Sanitarium where neuropathologist Dr . Wayne McGregor ( Douglas Kennedy ) has called in his old friend Dr . Eric Lorimer ( Bruce Bennett ) to sit in on a session with one of his nurse's , a Jane Marvin ( Beverley Garland ) who he is treating for repressed traumatic memories . Once ...
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Solid Hammer horror film .
A traveling salesman named Weller ( Roy Kinnear ) is thrown out of a moving carriage after a slight disagreement with a fellow passenger . He hears screams and he goes to investigate . He witnesses Count Draculas ( Christopher Lee ) death from the end of the last Hammer Dracula , Dracula has Risen from the Grave ( 1968...
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I rather liked it .
Reptilicus starts on a mountain somewhere in Lapland where some miners searching for copper dig up a large chunk of flesh & blood , Professor Otto Martens ( Asbjorn Andersen ) & Dr . Peter Dalby ( Povl Woldike ) from the University of Copenhagen are on the case . Back at their laboratory they keep the the piece of fles...
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I'm your Mother , you only owe me your entire existence on this planet . Pretty good fun .
The Addams Family has the Addams family debt laden almost bankrupt lawyer Tully Alford ( Dan Hedaya ) & his wife Margaret ( Dana Ivey ) being invited to an annual séance held by the Addams family to remember Gomez Addams ( Raul Julia ) Brother , Fester who mysteriously disappeared 25 years ago . Back at his office Alfo...
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There's a storm coming & it's going to be a snorter . Enjoyable murder mystery .
The Bat starts with famous murder mystery writer Cornelia Van Gorder ( Agnes Moorehead ) & her close friend & maid Lizzie Allen ( Lenita Lane ) moving into a isolated rural mansion called The Oaks having agreed to rent it from the owners nephew Mark Fleming ( John Bryant ) . The actual owner happens to be John Fleming ...
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The return of Alamo Joe Rogan , the end of Skorzeny & pretty much the end of the series .
Werewolf : To Dream of Wolves : Part II starts as evil Werewolves Diane Bathory ( Kim Ulrich ) & head Werewolf Nicholas Remy ( Brian Thompson ) phone bounty hunter Alamo Joe Rogan ( Lance LeGault ) & lets him know the whereabouts of Werewolf Eric Cord ( John J . York ) after having killed Skorzeny . Rogan goes to the l...
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Better than the first .
Spider-Man 2 is set about two years after the events of the original where Peter Parker ( Tobey Maguire ) now lives in New York City & is having all sorts of problems , he has no money , the fact he is Spider-Man is destroying his relationship with both his childhood love Mary Jane ( Kirsten Dunst ) & his best friend H...
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There are many other interesting things in our village , like our peaceful little cemetery . Watchable enough Euro horror .
La Noche de Walpurgis , or the ridiculous sounding The Werewolf Vs . Vampire Woman or the better sounding but still irrelevant Werewolf Shadow as it's known amongst English speaking audiences , starts at a local mortuary where Dr . Hartwig ( Julio Pena ) & his assistant Muller ( Bernabe Barta Barri ) are carrying out a...
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Well , we should have no problem identifying the enemy , their approximately 50 feet tall & wearing their birthday suit's . So bad it's good .
King Kong Lives starts off with the final few minutes from the original King Kong ( 1976 ) as the giant Gorilla seemingly falls to his death from the World Trade Center in New York . Jump to ' Atlanta Institute , Georgia Ten Years Later ' where they have Kong ( Peter Elliott ) on a life support system waiting to underg...
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I thought it was quite good actually . . .
Arena is set on a huge space station where an intergalactic sports event known as Arena takes place , all shapes & sizes of alien creatures gather to go head-to-head in the arena where the aim is to simply beat your opponent in a test of strength , skill & stamina . There hasn't been a human champion for 50 years but p...
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Decent second episode .
Werewolf : Nightwatch is set in Santa Clara where teenager Eric Cord ( John J . York ) has managed to track down lead Werewolf Jonas Skorzeny ( Chuck Connors ) , now infected with the Werewolf curse that makes him turn into a viscous beast Eric know's the only way to break the curse is to destroy Skorzeny the source of...
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Unusual Werewolf episode .
Werewolf : Nightmare in Blue starts as Eric ( John J . York ) is busted by a cop named Officer Ritter ( Gregg Henry ) who quickly turns out to be a psycho when he takes Eric to a deserted house on the edge of town & for no apparent reason shoots him & buries him in the basement . Of course Eric being a Werewolf regener...
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You should have learned by now not to ask questions you don't want the answers to . I quite liked it .
Knocking on Death's Door starts on a dark & stormy night as a policeman ( Philip Sweeney ) & Dr . Hadley ( Colm O'Maonlai ) break into the large isolated house belonging to Elizabeth Cartwright ( Stella Feehilly ) only to discover her dead body , her having apparently committed suicide with an OD . A violent force swee...
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Werewolf whodunit episode .
Werewolf : Eye of the Storm starts late one stormy night as Eric ( John J . York ) hitchhikes along a mountain road , he is picked up by a Park Ranger named MacKenzie who handcuffs Eric straight away & takes him to an isolated log lodge where one of the guests has been found brutally murdered . All the other guests & E...
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Remember that living forever thing ? It's just not you . OK episode .
Blade : The Series : Hunters starts at a metal club called Brash where a young attractive girl named Jennifer ( Melanie Papalia ) is kidnapped along with Nikki ( Katharine Horsman ) one of the waitresses by Kurt ( Dominic Zamprogna ) the human familiar of a sadistic disfigured Vampire known as the White Prince ( Scott ...
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I didn't think it was too bad actually .
Progeny starts as ER doctor Craig Burton ( Arnold Vosloo ) is chatting to a shrink named Dr . Susan Lamarche ( Lindsay Course ) as he's been worried lately & unable to concentrate , Craig says his recent troubles began on the night of September the 20th while he was having sex with his wife Sherry ( Jillian McWhirter )...
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Enetratining for what it is for sure .
2001 Maniacs starts as three college buddies Anderson ( Jay Gillespie ) , Nelson ( Dylan Edrington ) & Cory ( Matthew Carey ) head for Florida & the beaches during the Spring Break , on the way they are advised to take a detour & end up at the inappropriately named deep South town of Pleasant Valley , population 2001 ....
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This chick is hardcore . Extremely disappointing horror film that promised so much . . .
Slither starts late one night in the small American town of Wheelsy as police chief Bill Pardy ( Nathan Fillion ) & his deputy Wally ( Don Thompson ) try to pass the time as best they can , however unknown to them a short distance away a small meteorite from outer space lands & cracks open . . . School teacher Starla G...
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Hey , I'm not The Creature From the Black Lagoon . OK Jaws rip off / creature feature , generally overrated though .
Piranha starts late one night with two young backpackers Barbara ( Janie Squire ) & David ( Roger Richman ) breaking into a ' secret ' Army test site deep in wooded land . They come across a swimming pool & decide to have a midnight dip , unfortunately for them the pool is full of experimental genetically altered ultra...