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the ouevre of cineaste Jules White
Somewhere there is a doctorate waiting for someone who wishes to go over the entire output of director-producer Jules White : or , if not a doctorate , the extreme sympathy of anyone who enjoys good movie comedy . Mr . White is known today as the producer-director of the Three Stooges shorts , which he produced when he...
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Good Story Gone Bad
This should be an excellent weeper , but it doesn't come off . Too much of the story is told by narration and the performances are flat and , in the case of lead Zita Johann , far too frequently leaden - - as often happens with a good actor , an apparently deliberate but boring choice . The cinematography is excellent ...
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The answer to the question not asked
Van Beueren was experimenting with lead cartoon characters at this stage . They had a pretty good musical series with their ' Tom & Jerry ' , which had nothing to do with cats and mice , but were two barfly-ish looking individuals who appeared in a number of good black and white cartoons - - check out PENCIL MANIA if y...
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Plowing the Same Ground
I look for anything in this early Lonesome Luke comedy for some sign of the brilliance that Harold Lloyd would attain in the next decade , but it's like looking for the Lloyd Hamilton of the mid-twenties in his Ham & Bud comedies . LLoyd and Roach were just starting out at this stage and anxious to produce something , ...
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A Sam Katzman Production
Before Roger Corman there were the B movie departments . At Warner Brothers they had Bryan Foy , at Paramount they had the Dollar Bills and at Columbia , which was a B movie Studio for 90 % of their productions anyway , they had Sam Katzman . This means , for this flick , occasional A movie intellectual support Paul He...
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Martyrs of the Northwest
Heavy-handed but well-mounted , this early King Vidor film would have us believe that all that is needed to bring Christianity to cattle rustlers is to win their respect . Vidor mixes sentimentality and excitement a little ham-handedly , as when Colleen Moore regains the use of her legs so she can drag the unconscious ...
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No Jokes
If you're a fan of cartoons - - or ' animation ' as those who attempt to give it great dignity call it - - you have undoubtedly seen A CORNY CONCERTO . Well , this is the Blue Danube section . . . . . but with no redeeming jokes . A great pity .
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Watch Out There !
As much as I adore Melies ' work , the fantasy , the joy of performance , the sheer thought that had not Griffith come along and made such a strong show of Englishman George Smith's film grammar that we might today be looking at movies based on Melies ' work . . . . well , when he wasn't playing to his strengths he was...
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Close But No Cigar
This 1929 mystery-tearjerker suffers from all the stereotypical problems of talkies in this year - - a very few works like Mamoulian's APPLAUSE aside - - immobile camera and actors who seem unable to read a line with any naturalism - - the sound track sounds poor , too , but that might will be an artifact of a worn pri...
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Mabel , look pretty
It is difficult to comment on Mabel's performance in this movie , as surviving prints don't have that much of her in them . The result is not a farce so much as a story of Mabel caught up between sneaky lovers in Mexico . Mabel is called upon to look pretty and realistic in her scenes , and she does this with the flair...
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Ill-Humored Comedy
Slick , fast-paced unfunny romantic comedy as rich Peter Lawford and research doctor Gig Young don't exactly romance Jane Greer , but more accurately bid on her for her affections . Young seems grouchy at being in the picture , Lawford tries to get through his lines as fast as possible and Jane Greer seems to just want...
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They must be classy , they're English
. . . and they're excellent actors too , yet somehow , this mish-mosh of wasted talent manages to stumble the way through this lifeless second feature without any more than occasional signs of interest . There is a lion which roars with some energy and plays pat-a-cake with a dummy with some evident hope of making it a...
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End of the Line
Veteran MGM B director Roy Rowland ended his career with three cheap westerns co-produced with MGM and shot in Spain . In some ways this looks like one of the gritty westerns that were being turned out by Italy , but while the body count is adequate , Rowland was too steeped in the MGM mystique - - this movie is too vi...
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Unsuitable
Weak Jackie Chan vehicle , shot without his physical charm and cobbled together with short takes and an improbable , special-effects-laden plot . Jennifer Love Hewitt shows comedic talent and there is a quick look at James Brown for fans of soul music , but there only one good joke in the entire thing .
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As Thrilling as his name
The silent one-panel cartoon Henry comes to Fleischer Studios , billed as " The world's funniest human " in this dull little cartoon . Betty , long past her prime , thanks to the Production Code , is running a pet shop and leaves Henry in charge for far too long - - five minutes . A bore .
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the evolution of Mr . Laurel
It's a gag comedy from 1923 that makes fun of the French Foreign Legion Stories of P . C . Wren . . . . or at least uses them as a jumping-off point . Stan shows up at a Foreign Legion post in a high-crowned hat , jacket and heavy mascara blotches under the eyes . He enlists , and then has a series of short comic takes...
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No Time For Second Takes
Cheap Thin Man ripoff from PRC attempts to use Neil Hamilton and June Storey in the roles of sophisticated detectives , and they are good . The rest of the cast , alas , isn't up to their acting ability and make a mess of the story . Some interesting early film-noir photography and the leads make this watchable .
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Primitive for 1913
This trick slapstick comedy - - surviving in a print in the Dutch film archives under a title that translates as ' The Slapstick Police Agent ' is primitive by the standards of 1913 , as objects appear , disappear and change into other objects in a very simple fashion , although the mail box that follows the cop is amu...
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But Don't Sing !
The first credited Merrie Melody is a poor effort . The animation is repetitive , the gags poor - - one involves a character's dentures coming out on an armature and acting like a castanet - - and the songs - - " Lady , Play Your Mandolin " and " I Am A Gay Caballero " are sung in annoying cartoon voices .
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A silent speech
Can there be anything more pointless than a silent movie of someone giving a speech ? Interspersed with title cards - - titles written by Robert Benchley , one would hope - - it might make some sense . There might be some technical interest in looking at such a picture ( Fiorello Laguardia , it is reported from observi...
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Silents are awful
If you think silent movies are awful pieces of soundless overacting accompanied by bad piano playing , then this is the movie for you . A compilation of excerpts from three unidentified silent pictures , this piece is embarrassing . All I can say is that silent movies are not like that . Really .
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Never Gels
The photography in this movie is beautiful . That is the first thing you notice . Paul Vogel lights this in high contrast shadows , so much so that you think you're looking at a film noir as shot by Hurrell . The actors are all deep in character : even Guy Kibbee is restrained and excellent . But there are so many odd ...
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Mr . & Mrs . Reagan
When he wasn't busy making the world safe for democracy by making training films during the Second World War , Reagan took the time out to appear in this movie with then-wife Jane Wyman , each playing themselves , in which they get impromptu golf lessons from a couple of golf experts : he gets his lesson from Jimmy Tho...
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The worst Melies film I have seen
i love Melies works , but this one , in which some toughs rob a drunk and then set off a bunch of fireworks to wake him from his efforts to sleep it off , is the worst one I have seen . there is some lovely acrobatics involve , but , alone among all his works , it lacks all sense of charm . Ay wheel , even Jove nods . ...
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End of the Line
The last Chilly Willy release has him and the polar bear in an environmentalist fight between a man on an icebreaker who wants to drill an oil well in the arctic . The point of the movie is admirable , although , understandably in a short cartoon aimed at children , hardly balanced ; certainly few adults make serious e...
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The Deuce you Say !
An unintentionally hilarious comedy-mystery-western of how Hoxie's family is being murdered by the evil MacGill family in a range war : Hoxie is trying to figure out who is killing off his relatives and pinning a playing card to the corpses with , apparently , never a thought as to motivation . Of course Hoxie and the ...
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All dressed up and nowhere to go
Harman and Ising had a long and checkered career producing cartoons . They started out with Disney , spent the middle part of their career creating Warner's Merry Melodies and Loony Tunes , then wound up at MGM in charge of their cartoon department until they gradually . . . . stopped in the mid forties . This is a fai...
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Climbing Mountains With Syd Chaplin
Another of the fast and furious slapstick comedies produced for Keystone that is long on speed and mugging and short on jokes . Gussle and his wife decide to go mountain climbing and shoot at each other in a not very interesting effort . Syd does not even manage his usual graceful surprise movements in this , but spend...
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Cats Rattled By Home Brew
Despite the elevated view held by many of all the works of Walt Disney , this early production has numerous flaws . SPOILERSFirst , the " ground-breaking " mixed live-and-animated work consists of " Alice " standing to one side and her cat - - looking and behaving very much like Felix the Cat - - on the other side , ha...
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Aptly Named
This is not one of the high points of Buster's career . He seems to be used for his remaining marquee value here . Even the two falls from the car near the beginning of the movie do not seem to be performed by him - - when Buster fell , his entire body moved and reacted , like a a trout struggling to not be drawn in by...
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Driving Miss Daisy Mad
I first must note special interest : I do not like ' comedies ' in which animals are mistreated for the audience's amusement : Jules White & Zion Meyers ' DOGVILLE series for MGM fills me with horror . But chimpanzees are human enough and social enough that using them as performers does not disturb me and I have some f...
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Quoi ?
This is a poorly scripted but prettily photographed whodunnit . It starts out with a locked room mystery but bogs down until the murderer turns up , unprefigured , along with method and motive in the last minute . Structurally it is unsound and the occasional interesting image cannot save it . Perret tries , though . H...
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Lah dee Dah
Tex Avery was not a series creator . He preferred to seek out new ideas and new situations , so much so that he ended his last Screwy Squirrel short with Screwy dead . Yet if there was one Tex Avery character made for a Tex Avery series , it was Droopy . Droopy was the straight man to Avery's insane world . While Avery...
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Found
Although the trivia for this film indicates it is supposed lost , it does turn up in a perfectly serviceable print in under of the Thanhouser dvds issued in 2007 , credited with thanks to the Library of Congress . Now that we've got that out of the way , is this any good ? Alas , not much as a stand alone piece . Like ...
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Industrial Scenery
Although this piece is no masterpiece of the American cinema , it is worthy of some comment . It is one of a series of industrial films shot by Billy Bitzer ( later D . W . Griffith's cameraman ) at the Westinghouse works near Pittsburgh , one of the earliest examples of industrial film making . It was released by Amer...
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Pandering to Children
Mimsy Were the Borogroves , Kuttner & Moore's terrifying parable about the loss of innocence and the ending of childhood , is chopped up , its dark meat bleached until , like a chicken leg , it is converted into a breaded chicken nugget , suitable for a children's audience which holds that the only thing wrong with t...
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The secret is it's a poor movie
Poor little second feature has Grant Withers and Fay Wray wandering around the city trying to track down who wants an envelope carrying navy secrets - - only they think it's collectible stamps . Withers and Wray try to carry this one along on their charm , but they aren't up to it , although there is one good scene in ...
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Visitors Will Leave the Train Before Departing
This last gasp effort to resurrect Jon Hall's career has him as an American diplomat in India caught up in the usual web of intrigue and overwrought screen music . The script itself is a bit of a hodge podge of spy movies , ranging from KIM to SABOTEUR , filled with hearty Irish spies , Indians who wear turbans and so ...
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Uh Uh
Where to begin with the problems with this picture ? Shall we start with the missing footage , including the last two reels ? The fact that it seems to start out as a bedroom farce and then veers into black tragedy ? How about the actors ? OK , let's start with the actors . It's not their fault that they are miscast . ...
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The Art that is French Cinema
Imagine you are looking at one of those awful Matt Helm movies that Dean Martin made in the late 1960s . Now imagine there are no production values . That's what this movie is like . This is , of course , French cinema ; and this is a Lemmy Caution movie and the New Wave was so enamored of this series that Goddard made...
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He's Fallen into the Water !
Harry Edwards was a new director when he turned out this Keystone in the house style - - fast , furious and not making much sense . It takes place in the space between a swimming pool and the ocean and the three plots - - Poppa wants a drink , Raymond Griffith wants Julia Faye - - which certainly makes sense - - and th...
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Not When it's good animation
Early Merrie Melodie is primarily of interest for its use of Gus Arnheim's Band to perform the title song . The gags and animation are pretty awful , looking like third = rate Disney animation . You'd be better off finding a good copy of the original Brunswick record .
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The Buccaneer Act Three
What we have here is Demille's THE BUCCANEER showing just the highlights of the Battle of New Orleans and the celebratory party afterwards , with some fine color photography and no story . In 1939 this was a mildly interesting short subject of the American History as Hagiography type , but little else . Most of the sto...
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Disingenuity
As I write these comments , the repercussions from the O . J . Simpson book / TV show / media blitz over his " If I Did It " book are still rumbling through the news . This movie is based on a ' work of fiction ' by the widow of Arnold Rothstein , the notorious gambler who may have fixed the 1919 World Series - - the i...
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Sum Sap
Unhappily , the surviving prints of this movie have substituted the title cards ( originally written by future director Tay Garnett ) with clock cuckoos , chiming gongs , rimshots , the occasional slide whistle , as well as a voice-over by an unspecified narrator who insists of punctuating each joke with a comment . " ...
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Dull
This rather dull Monogram programmer is a remake of a picture from the early 1930s . Despite some interesting antecedents - - including being based on a story by Dore Schary - - it rarely shows much in the way of flair , with the exception of the scenes with Armida , who looks interested in being the new Lupe Velez . B...
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Attack of the Teeny-Bopper Suffragette Doctors
The eighth of Janette Oke's novels to be translated to a Hallmark TV movie is full of peculiar choices . First is the casting of Annalise Basso and Haylie Duff as nineteenth-century graduates of Harvard medical . Each is younger than 25 and could play 15 if they wish . This makes for a very unprepossessing start to the...
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Hitchcock Manqué
A man found guilty of a murder he didn't commit , a daring escape by leaping off a train crossing a bridge , a shooting in a café and a scrap of paper that leads to a denouement in Monte Carlo - - - these are the plot points that tell you you're watching a great Hitchcockian thriller . Only it isn't a Hitchcock picture...
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Insight ?
Some good clips are present in this tv biography of Elizabeth Taylor , but the people who speak about her are frequently a bit ridiculous . Peter Lawford , who hosts the show , sounds like he is reading the overblown dialogue off cue cards while half sloshed . Miss Taylor's mother tells long rambling stories about her ...
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Not Good , But Good Enough
Even by the standards of the era , this was not a particularly good cartoon . The drawings are poor , the animation is limited , the characters are ill-defined and the story is not particularly amusing . But there is one thing you can say about Paul Terry's cartoons : he was able to make them on a small enough budget t...
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Awwwww . . .
A barefoot orphan and his faithful basset hound meet up with a folksy Harry Davenport in this manipulative short from Leroy Prinz , who should have stuck to dance numbers . Not recommended to anyone who doesn't have a good supply of insulin on hand .
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The Talking Blues War
Edward Dmytryk returned from the McCarthy hearings to direct this slightly expanded stage show of eight World War Two soldiers , sitting around in a wrecked basement , waiting for their chance to go on furlough . . . . but the sergeant - - - played by a Lee Marvin so young that he still has dark hair - - wants to go ou...
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Not good movies , mind you
Fat , lazy , petulant Hughie Mack is in danger of losing Lucille Lee Stewart because he keeps falling out of trees while trying to pick apples for her , so he takes boxing lessons and beats his opponents into the ground to win her heart - - or perhaps to indicate what he'll do to her if she doesn't marry him . Oh , you...
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Nightmare Inducing
I have nightmares about this one . It's not enough that I walk about , my head pounding with a headache because I can't get Carmen Miranda singing " Paducah " out of my brain , but I keep seeing these bizarre Busby Berkley images in my mind , retreaded musical numbers from SUNNY SIDE UP . Avoid this one if you possibly...
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Work : when you don't need it , it's great
Andre Carel ( with accent marks ) is the son of a rich father . He never has had to work and he hasn't and as a consequence has gone literally mad with boredom , so mad that his old tutor , played by the wonderful Michael Simon near the beginning of his career , has been recalled to service as a warden . Andre takes a ...
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Men are Such Clowns
This is an example of one of the most unusual techniques in film making , the silhouette play . The best known examples are the animations of Lotte Reininger , whose feature - - arguably the first animated feature , DIE ABENTUR DIE PRINZ ACHMED - - is available on DVD for those interesting . Although the technique ofte...
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Full of Ridiculous Moments
Given the movies ' fascination with Arabia - - one need only consider Valentino as THE SHEIK , the frequent remakes of BEAU GESTE , UNDER TWO FLAGS , THE FOUR FEATHERS , and David Lean's LAWRENCE OF ARABIA , this should have been an interesting movie . Unhappily , it isn't . I have seen about half a dozen of Miss Talma...
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Ah , For Our Gang !
Bizarre little novelty short about a wagon train crossing the Plains , being stopped by the Indians . . . . and all the actors are little children in diapers ! One of a series directed by Charles Lamont before he hit it big at Universal . Notable for a young Shirley Temple as the girl tied to the stake by the Indians .
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Napoleonic Zenda
The senior Dumas ' novel is turned into a knockoff of THE PRISONER OF ZENDA - - although as I have never read this Dumas novel , it may simply be returning the compliment . Director Karlson is not able to raise much of a performance from anyone except from Anthony Quinn , who plays his slimily villainous role with the ...
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Groundhog Christmas
Take the plot of GROUNDHOG DAY , in which Bill Murray has to do the same day over and over again until he finally gets it right , remaking himself , in the process , from a surly lout into a genuinely caring individual . Change the setting from a real Punxatawney , Pennsylvania to a stand-in-for-everywhere , ill-define...
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Talk Loud ! Louder !
This turgid screen version of Somerset Maugham's " The Circle " suffers not only from the dated story , but from performances by seasoned silent performers who seem absolutely overwhelmed by the sound equipment . The first scene suffers as the juveniles insist of making sure their emotions can be read in the second bal...
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Conflicts
There seem to be two sets of film makers at work on this short : one is Harry Langdon and Harry Edwards , one of his lead collaborators from his Mack Sennett days . The two of them manage a few real Harry Langdon moments , when the pixilated Harry - - actually , here he seems permanently soused - - is befuddled by the ...
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Rotten
Bad sound , poor script and Al St . John making faces : what less could you ask for ? St . John and Jimmy Aubrey waste their time dropping dishes in a restaurant with two patrons , one boss and a floor show of eight . There's singing , but the sound makes it impossible to follow . There's dancing , but it isn't terribl...
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Automatic Sausage Machine
Lloyd Hamilon and Bud Duncan , at this stage in their careers , formed a comedy team of ' Ham and Bud ' . They played two vicious tramps who wandered into situations , engaged in some not too funny torture and left . Later Lloyd Hamilton became an accomplished and inventive screen comedian who drank himself to death an...
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One of the Weaker Tashlins
Until the rise of Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny at the very end of the 1930s , Porky Pig was Termite Terrace's biggest star , but he was largely a straight man . In this one he is a farmer doing his spring planting , beset by a lazy watch dog ( " I must be a watch dog - - I'm full of ticks " ) and raiding chickens . Part o...
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Will No One Understand That I am a man of Dignity ?
Those words might have summed up Fin's screen personna . Here , as a stuffy college dean , he accidentally sits on a youth-restoring plaster invented by Ted Healy - - the man who founded the Three Stooges - - and quicker than you can say " 23 Skidoo " He's off chasing the young ladies and serenading sorority houses in ...
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Cooling
This Cameo Comedy from 1929 - - the Cameos were produced by Jack White , one of the leading comedy shorts producers of the 1920 , and the cameos were single-reelers , as opposed to the ones that used his name - - was produced in the last year that producers turns out silent comedies and there is a certain poverty to it...
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But no more
This late Mabel Normand short - - she would make two more in that year , 1927 , then retire , dying in early 1930 - - and it shows that she is pretty near the end of the line . She looks tired and , despite a topnotch supporting cast - - Jimmy Finlayson and Max Davidson included - - and Richard Jones directing , this h...
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A Bad Trip On A Hash Pipe
Carefully conceived and generally well-executed visually , this movie fails because it fails to take advantage of the story's structure , which is just hinted at in this movie and because of the over-the-top performance of the pudgy Stacia Napierkowska as Queen Antinea of the remnants of Atlantis which , as we all know...
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Lust ! Betrayal ! Fudge !
One of the several dozen short comedies that Sennett directed for Biograph , before he went off to Keystone to work on his own , wilder farces . Here he not only directs , but stars as the jilted lover . Although not as wild as some of his own comedies , this stands up better than much of the work he did at Keystone . ...
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Crusading Reporters
Every Poverty Row producer's favorite lead actor , Regis Toomey , is the world's most clueless cub reporter in this comedy-action newspaper romp about the events around a crusading District Attorney killed by Boris Karloff , two days before the election on the orders of his corrupt machine boss - - although the laughs ...
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Escalation
This early Keystone , about the rivalry between two goonish suitors over goonish Alice Howell , starts out with with the suitors attacking each other with spiders and quickly escalates with attacks by rocks , water and soon , a civil war cannon . It lacks any subtlety in its humor but all it lacks is a mushroom cloud a...
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The Old Wot For
The usual Popeye-versus-Bluto fight of almost all the post-Fleischer era . This one has them as knights jousting for the hand of Sleeping Beauty - - Olive Oyl in a long blonde wig . Good backgrounds , good animation and the usual poor scripts with unfunny gags makes this pretty much like all the others of this era . If...
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A Talent Too Big for the Movies
Bert Lahr , alas , never made the transition from the stage to the screen . Oh , he's wonderful in a couple of movies ; as the cowardly lion in THE WIZARD OF OZ he's great , and as the burlesque comic , in THE NIGHT THEY RAIDED MINSKY'S he was amazing . But , alas , his performances were too broad and mannered for any ...
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Weaker Silly Symphony
One of the weaker Silly Symphonies , this one is quite enjoyable , but fails in a basic aesthetic rule of animation : if it could have been shot as a live-action short , then it doesn't need to be a cartoon , and therefore isn't a good one . Now , you may disagree with this aesthetic rule of mine , and I won't dispute ...
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Double Talk
This middling entry in MGM's answer to Warner's Torchy Blaine series has Maisie going to Reno , getting involved in a mystery surrounding a divorcing couple . It is a rather dull entry , the result of an uninvolving script and bland characterizations . Harry Beaumont , one of MGM's longtime B directors , does his best ...
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Lost Context
This was one of a series of short comedies produced under the supervision of D . W . Griffith , probably as a potboiler to keep the money coming in while he was concentrating on BIRTH OF A NATION . . . . what would later become part of the Triangle-Fine Arts company . But only a few of these survive , director Eddie Di...
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The Great Marksman
There is a joke about a great marksman . When you came to his home , you found a fence with bulls-eyes painted on it and right in the middle of each bullseye is a bullet hole . A visitor asked the marksman how he came to be able to do that . " There's nothing to it , " said the marksman . " I fired the bullets into the...
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Mistaken Relations
Snub goes butterfly hunting in Grffith Park and catches Marie Mosquini by accident . They go to a café where all the men have a lot of hair on their faces and the usual mischief ensues . The plot was later re-used in the Laurel & Hardy classic , THE FIXER-UPPERS , but here it just results in one reel of the usual mayhe...
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Les tableaux
Before discussing this movie , I need to discuss the idea of tableaux . There are two ways of looking at movies : as a series of actions , or a series of scenes . Tableaux takes the " series of scenes " to an extreme : a series of still pictures , rather than action . Perret's tableaux in this and other movies are magn...
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Clark Gable manqué
This B movie remake of MANHATTAN MELODRAMA set in the Yukon was the one of the salvos that MGM fired in its attempt to use James Craig as a replacement for Gable while the King of Hollywood was at war . Craig is pretty good at the Gable role and there is a pretty good supporting cast , including Keenan Wynn , Jack Holt...
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Biograph After Griffith
By the time this Biograph came out , Klaw & Ehrlanger had taken over and D . W . Griffith had walked . And , while the people at Biograph had learned a lot of the mechanical lessons of Griffith's era - - the acting is fine , the cutting is fine , the crowd scenes are well done , and the composition uses the familiar ' ...
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Now With Less Semon !
Over all , this is a pretty good movie for Semon . Which , for me , is damning with faint praise . The story is that Stan Laurel was so good in the first half of their first movie together - - usually said to be FRAUDS AND FRENZIES - - that Larry Semon the star / director / producer of the Vitagraph comedy division had...
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A Bunch of dummies
This late Oswald the Lucky Rabbit cartoon - - the series would continue for another couple of years with a one-shot revival in the 1940s - - garners its jokes from plays on horror movies , as Oswald - - who seems to run a wax museum - - takes in an orphan , who , in the middle of the night , encounters various evil wax...
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Slow Vehicle
This rather poor RKO programmer manages to keep some interest going , mostly due to Fay Wray , who struggles with the poor material , but who is canny enough to make the most of her close-ups , and to Paul Guilefoyle who is pretty good is his supporting role as the hot-tempered moral center of the piece . Leading man -...
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Fast Start , Sloppy Finish
This RKO second feature stars Lucille Ball and James Ellison , starts out amusingly - - particularly the scene where Ellison is hung over and the toaster is very noisy - - but ends in very predictable fashion . The leads can't hold this fluff together : Ball is unconvincing and Ellison is too montonous . Robert Coote ,...
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' Twas Ever Thus
A typical Keystone flirting-in-the-park one-reeler , this one is differentiated slightly by dressing the players in early nineteenth century garb and having them adopt their manners - - and they do carry it off most convincingly . But once you get past that , there's nothing to make this one different from any of the d...
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Some Sparkle , But . . . .
This romantic comedy about a rich young American who is trying to make a go at painting in Paris ( John Loder ) and a young woman who is trying to become a dress designer in the City of Lights ( Nancy Burnes ) owes whatever sparkle it possesses to its leading actors . Miss Burnes , in particular , is a bright and attra...
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Neither the Right Way Nor the Wrong Way
This is a flag-waving programmer about the lives of boots at the Great Lakes Training Facilities during World War II . It manages to cover all the bases without doing much wrong . This Pine-Thomas feature - - they were known as " Dollar Bills " because of their ability to squeeze out a decent flick on a tight budget - ...
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Up in the Air , Junior Birdman
Robinet , the lead in this Italian slapstick comedy , wants to be an aviator in the worst way , and this being an Italian slapstick , that's how he does it . Italian slapstick in this period was absolutely bone-breaking , so much so that it makes Keystone slapstick look like drawing-room comedy by contrast . Although t...
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Stop Motion History
This short subject - - about one reel - - is more interesting as an historical artifact than as a work of art : it was Harryhausen's first independent production after working for George Pal . Essentially a silent with a synchronized sound score , it covers four Mother Goose rhymes animating the supertitled words that ...
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Good Actors Prop Up Bad Script
One of the problems with a lot of courtroom dramas of the 1930s - - and this one in particular - - is that they are mysteries . Now mysteries make good stories and good movies , since they have usually have a fast start - - someone is killed - - and a definite plot - - the detection of the guilty . But when they take p...
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Standard
Fire engine companies racing their ways through the streets towards a conflagration were a standard bit of film from this period : fire companies in Buffalo , New York and Quebec ( on sleigh runners ) were available . Evenually , Edwin S . Porter would edit a bunch of them into one of his early masterpieces , THE LIFE ...
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Passion and Special Effects
And so James Cameron directed his first movie release since Titanic . As one might expect of a James Cameron movie , it pushes the technical limits of film-making to show this 3-D documentary on the latest investigations of the wreck of the Titanic , lying four thousand meters beneath the surface of the cold cold Atlan...
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Stranger in a Strange Land
I'm sure the story of a young man who goes to college for the wrong reasons - - here , William ' Hopalong Cassidy ' Boyd gets into West Point to impress the always wonderful Bessie Love - - and gradually discovers a sense of dedication - - was not original with this , but it's the oldest variation on it I can think of ...
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Lynn Redgrave
This chaotic , fitfully amusing comedy of how Lynn Redgrave's character came to mastermind the kidnapping of a Mafia don owes its occasional successes largely to Ms . Redgrave's crisp performance and her sardonic delivery of some amusing lines . Victor Mature is also fine as an oblivious Mafia don . Dom Deluise and Joh...
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Unpardonable Waste
This being a comedy directed by Jules White , the first thing we establish is that Buster Keaton's character is a half-wit . This is a basic problem with his sound studio pictures . The real Keaton character is not an idiot triumphing over fate by luck , but a dreamer , out of step with the chaotic world , who triumphs...
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Slow , Not Tangled
This is a pretty poorly acted movie : leading men Jack Mulhall and Bert Moore bring little energy or expression to their roles , although Mulhall does beat up a couple of bad ' uns towards the end of this movie about kidnapped heiresses and what happens to them . The villains don't get to act much either , although the...
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Naked as in without proscenium arch
By the time J . Stuart Blackton directed this version of the story of how Lady Godiva came to ride naked through the streets of Coventry , Vitagraph had gotten the Word : not an inkling of the proscenium arch remains in this composition ; and , if at times , the actors seem to be just standing around in a state of conf...
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Good Leads Fail To Sparkle
John Ritter and Penny Marshall lead a capable TV movie comedy cast in this tale of moral love in suburbia that somehow fails to ever really get off the ground . Director Tony Bill does an able job and the lack of sparkle is , for me , something of a mystery . The early scenes are played , perhaps , a bit too slow and s...