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Our Hands Are Dirty . Let's Take Off Our Clothes
Four young women change a tire and , feeling hot and bothered , leave their car to go take a swim in the ocean . . . . . and their underwear is less revealing than one-piece bathing suits . While they are frolicking in the surf , a young Black girl comes by and steals their pretty clothes . . . . and their car has myst...
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A Last Hurrah
This well done but statically shot late silent shows the out-of-date technique of its director , Sidney Olcott . Olcott was , in many ways , a pioneering talent for Kalem , who produced the first screen version of BEN-HUR in 1907 and the first American feature , FROM THE MANGER TO THE CROSS in 1912 . Unhappily , while ...
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The HoneyMousers
The principal gag in this one is that the two lead characters - - who are mice - - are drawn and voiced as Ralph Kramden and Ed Nortion ( Jackie Gleason and Art Carney ) from THE HONEYMOONERS . There had been several Termite Terrace efforts in this vein , including A TAKE OF TWO KITTIES ( Abbot & Costello , the introdu...
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Too Mild
This episode of the Woody Woodpecker franchise is saggy in the middle , because of the relatively weak gags , and the the inconsistency of the setting - - at first it seems to be turn-of-the-century , given Wally Walrus ' antique police uniform and Woody's occupation as a ' White Wings ' street sweeper , but there is a...
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Fly Me To the Moon And Let Me Play in Sheboygan
Billy Dooley - - sometimes it seems like half the silent comedians were named ' Billy ' and about a tenth of them ' Sid Smith ' - - was a stage hoofer who moved and looked like an exaggerated Ray Bolger . He spent a few years in the mid - and late twenties as a comedy lead for Christie . Dressed in a sailor suit , with...
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Before Its Time
Although Melies was a groundbreaker in many aspects of the cinema , including telling stories , fade cutting , trick films , stag films and religious stories , this one may hold the record : the story is that in order to meet the demand for films of the coronation , he filmed this reenactment - - and released it before...
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Not Really Felix
Although this appears as the second short on The Felix the Cat dvd collection , it does not resemble Felix particularly . The cat looks like a cleaned-up version of Krazy Kat and the story takes place in a dream after some kids have been reading " Huckleberry Finn . " Of interest for animation historians .
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Reports of Cole Porter's Death
As so often happened in this period , Cole Porter's songs from the Michael Todd show that this was nominally based on were cut , except that Carmen Miranda sings a snatch of the title song at the beginning . It's understandable , since Michael Todd produced adult shows and the lyrics are among Porter's most risqué , in...
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Bless Mickey Rooney
As I write this in 2007 , Mickey is still chugging along . One new appearance is already on the books for him in the IMDb , in the 82nd year of his movie career , He played midgets in the 1926 , was MGM's biggest star in the late 1930s and is still chugging along . Bless him . As to this short , it's nothing much : an ...
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What Went Wrong ?
There's some very good talent in front of the camera in this lighthearted movie about con men conning other con men ; and there are signs that someone who understood something about subtext had a hand in the script , as lies are expounded , confidences betrayed and reality starts to bend so much that you can't tell who...
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Crash Test Dummy
This was one of Larry Semon's last shorts . He would make three more and die the following year of a combination of tuberculosis and a nervous breakdown . Although it is apparent that Semon spent a goodly amount of money on this picture - - props , miniatures and explosions were not cheap , even in 1928 - - neither sto...
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Nothing New But Well Executed
There is nothing much new in this story of poor farmers in Maine : their trials and tribulations , their hopes and dreams and the Polish family that bought the abandoned farm down the road . However , the performances are excellent . Jean Muir is luminous as the hard-working drudge who wants something more without quit...
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Melodrama
Sessue Hayakawa shot to stardom in Demille's THE CHEAT and his employers didn't know quite what to do with him . A Japanese actor , he couldn't be a romantic hero in the United States , so they made him into a melodramatic hero of a non-white race - - here he plays a half-Polynesian - - who suffered for his love - - us...
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On the Rock ( s )
Below-par Warner's B movie . True , this is a mostly decent production , with Litel , railroaded into Alcatraz by a judge who doesn't care about plea bargains . He gives one of his solid performances . However , most of the lines spoken by other actors are declaimed rather than spoken and the juvenile leads are truly a...
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Faces
This short subject , nominally in celebration of Warner Brothers ' silver jubilee - - the only thing I can think of is that they may have opened their first theater in 1905 - - they didn't go into production for another dozen years - - is an excellent primer for putting faces to names . If you are a fan of old movies ,...
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Simple Answers For Complex Questions
The post-Lew-Ayres Dr . Kildare series sputters with Keye Luke and Van Johnson still competing to be Lionel Barrymore's assistant - - and each has to solve a medical mystery of his own choice . Meanwhile , various plots continue from earlier entries in the series , mostly comic . The series was winding down and only tw...
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six characters in search of a script
Drummond and his pals spend their time following the instructions of a pair of continental criminals who want revenge and , using his kidnapped fiancee as a prod , keep them running hither and yon to no particular purpose . Everyone seems ashamed to be in this turkey , especially John Barrymore , who spends much of his...
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The More Things Change . . .
Eddie Barry wants to keep wife Betty Compson happy , and she wants him to be a race car driver , so he hires a driver to impersonate himself on the track ; but there is an accident and he has to go to the hospital and convince the doctor to have him bandaged . He persuades him to do so by offering to donate $2000 to th...
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Like All the Other Comedies
Modern film fans will look at this , if they look at it at all , to see the young Oliver Hardy . Well , he's on the screen for about four seconds in which he's knocked over , does a decent 108 and shows his face for about half a second . He's far down under any notional cast list in this split-reeler about a tramp purs...
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Where Film Comedies Go Wrong
Watching Poodles Hanneford on the screen always makes me think of Chaplin's THE CIRCUS in which he attempts to learn the clown's routines and cannot . The clowns , who perform their routines perfectly but mechanically , are not funny . Chaplin , who performs them ineptly but with tremendous life , is hilarious . Not , ...
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Runaway train !
Decent British part-silent about the life and love of cockney Ray Milland - - yes , that Ray Milland at the beginning of his career - - as the new fireman aboard the ' Flying Scotsman . ' Of course he falls in love with the daughter of the Flying Scotsman's engineer , unbeknownst to any of the parties , and of course t...
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Reasons to Take Off Your Clothes
A chambermaid is dusting when she discovers a statue of a reclining nude . In order to ascertain . . . . well , in order to produce a film that will play in a fin de siecle Viennese smoker , she takes off her clothes . In walks the master , who orders her out of the room , whereupon he follows her . Johann Schwarzer ma...
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More Violent !
This rip-off of Porter's THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY - - you could not actually copyright a movie at this time , so there was no real protection for producers against plagiarism - - is generally supposed to be a scene-for-scene remake , but there are differences : the robbery itself is more violent , as the thieves knock o...
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Unhappily , I don't read Dutch
There are limits on how intelligent a review I can write about this movie , since the copy I saw today at New York's Museum of Modern Art was from the Dutch Film Archives and the titles were , naturally , in Dutch , and the Museum seems to think that either everyone in old New Amsterdam reads Dutch or they didn't care ...
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Calling Dennis Morgan !
Jack Carson is teamed up with Robert Hutton in this Warners farce about two would-be songwriters . But while it looks good on paper , the two male leads lack any particular chemistry when together : it's Jack Carson who sings the songs while Hutton plays the piano . This looks a great deal like one of the Carson-Morgan...
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They Made Her a Leading Actress
A decent script by , among other people , Michael Kanin gets turned into an RKO B movie . Although the cast is nominally pretty good - - including Sally Eilers and Alan ' Rocky ' Lane as the leads - - old pro Teddy von Eltz as the good spymaster and Fritz Leiber Sr . as the rather rather cadaverous and evil Dr . Krull ...
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Fast start , sloppy finish
The first part of this movie , about the birth and rearing of " Tommy Boy " , is pretty good , if a tad sentimental . Ernest Torrence does his usual excellent job . In the second half , Tommy Boy leaves the farm and falls in with bad companions , and the whole thing degenerates into into bad soap opera . The camerawork...
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How He Do Go On
Another of the seemingly innumerable FitzParick Traveltalks , a Technicolor series that MGM distributed for a couple of decades . In an era where a trip to the local movie theater was all that most moviegoers could afford , these afforded some interesting shots of exotic locales , and , indeed , the Technicolor photogr...
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Famous Players
This early example of " Famous Players in Famous Plays " - - the best known is Bernhardt in QUEEN ELIZABETH - - is interesting on several counts , and fails on other counts . James O'Neill , now barely remembered for being Eugene O'Neill's father , was a well-known actor , famous for playing the Count on stage for many...
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Movement
One of the pleasures of watching the Lumiere's movies from the 1890s is that they understood composition and the fact that things had to move : no stationary shots of the Brooklyn Bridge , this . Instead , the bridge , only about a decade old then , serves as a backdrop for the constant motion of trains , steam and oth...
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Backdrops
This is a nice little war scene : some Zoaves spike a petard to a door and blow it up in what is supposed to be , I suppose , Tournavos . A fairly good reenactment for the era , but nothing outstanding . . . . . except for the set design . Have you ever notice how three-dimensional and realistic even the most fantastic...
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Big Set Up
An extensive live set up goes into this early Alice short : our heroine is in a schoolroom where she gets into trouble and is made to sit in a corner with a dunce's cap on , whereupon she falls asleep and dreams of cartoonland . Spec O'Donnell is one of her classmates in the live sequence . Other people commenting on t...
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Bad Boy , Bad Movie
Peculiarly ill-tempered version of much-made story . Seems to be a part tailor-made for Jackie Cooper , but long-time stalwart Meighan seems tired - - he died two years after this movie was made of cancer , and might not have been up to the part . Perhaps it would have been better done four years earlier when Cooper wa...
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A Mack Sennett Comedy
Although this is an early movie by D . W . Griffith , it has all the earmarks of a Mack Sennett comedy half a decade further down the road : people , dressed in ill-fitting costumes , gesticulating wildly ; a frantic chase with plenty of comic spills ; and Mack Sennett himself in a leading role . Still , there are alre...
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Metonymy : The Container for the Thing Contained
When pretty young Jenny Jugo has her undergarments fall down as she and her much older husband are on their way to Church one fine Sunday morning , she is so embarrassed that she rushes back home . Her husband , on returning , starts to rant , but a little domesticity in the form of bacon restores harmony . However , t...
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Never Act With Small Children
This is a prime example of this show biz dictum . Beatty and Caron both act as if they are embarrassed to be in this cheap , poorly written , smutty comedy , and well they should . Apparently they were having an affair at the time and would rather be off alone . So would you if you were in this movie . Give it a miss u...
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Another daydream
A lot of work and talent went into this episode in the ' Scrappy ' series of cartoons , but I get little pleasure out of it , because it is clearly aimed at small children , with very little , except some technical work , of interest to an adult . The animation is fluid and cartoonish as Scrappy and Oopie train for and...
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Good Second Feature
This second feature directed by jack-of-all-trades director Richard Thorpe - - he would go to Metro as a B movie director and graduate to big spectacles , based on his ability to get a cheap performance out of actors like Robert Taylor - - shows Thorpe with warts and details of care . This locked room mystery has its m...
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Putting on the Pressure
Another in the campaign conducted by Gaumont and Pathe to take over Melies ' market by producing movies that cost far more than he could afford - - the stencil method of tinting the prints that Pathe used here was too expensive for Melies to replicate regularly . Within a year Melies ' production would be sputtering an...
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Getting There
In this short from 1908 , directed by Wallace McCutcheon , we can begin to see signs of what D . W . Griffith would achieve over the next ten years . With Billy Bitzer behind the camera , we see the standard Biograph composition , and with Griffith in front of the camera - - along with Edward Dillon , who would become ...
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Innocuous and pointless
It is interesting to look at the talent involved in this half-reel movie - - Hal Roach behind the camera , Harold Lloyd , Bebe Daniels and Snub Pollard in front of it - - and think : Well . Miss Daniels has been in the movies six years at this point . She's the veteran . She was 15 at the time this was released . Lloyd...
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A Sigh for Bygone Days
A competent Monogram B Western , this otherwise harmless programmer is a bit painful to watch . Ken Maynard looks fat and old near the tail end of his career , and attempts to have him play straight man to Gibson's usual low-key humor are largely mechanical . Gibson is , as always fine and steals every two shot they ar...
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Enunciate
A potentially interesting entry in Warner Brothers ' series of crime dramas is weakened by an improbably wordy script , stagey performances - - Walter Huston , in this early role , seems to have no sense of where the camera is - - and an outright awful performance by Doris Kenyon , who , although fifth-billed , is actu...
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The Hero Gets to Underact
Stagy version of Robert Sherwood comedy about the waning days of a constitutional monarchy . Everyone overacts , except for director-star Lowell Sherman who acts urbanely tipsy most of the time . The story doesn't hold up well . Watch for Mary Astor in a leading role before she learned how to steal a scene .
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Ritz Brothers vs . Andrews Sisters
If you don't like the Ritz Brothers - - and I can only take so much of their mugging myself - - then avoid this Universal B movie . It is not , I hasten to say , a complete waste of time . The best bit in it is a burlesque of those novelty Latin dances from from the Astaires-Rogers movies called ' The Brooklyn Nanga ' ...
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A Fish Called Stanley
Not much survives of this , Stan Laurel's first movie . By my watch , assuming that it was cranked at the right speed , just 73 seconds , which involve Stan , wearing a tricorn hat , almost getting run over by a steamroller , then getting on it and having it move in various unusual maneuvers and speeds . At the end , h...
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Marcel Varnel's George
George is an unwilling civilian during the war . When an enlisted friend switches clothes with him in order to go to a party , George finds himself mistakenly pressed into the navy , where he gets involved with pretty Ann Firth and caught up in a subplot involving German spies . Varnel directed the last nine of George ...
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Redux
Quirt and Flagg return for yet another go around . This time they're mustered out of the marines . Flagg becomes a speakeasy magnate , Quirt cons him and others out of money and the two of them have a series of go-arounds in which McLaglen constantly threatens Lowe like Ralph Kramden threatening Alice . and Lowe comes ...
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Rip Van Winkle
Rip van Winkle gets the musical cartoon treatment , and the result , while not a rip-roaring success , does show how Friz Freleng ( here credited under his given name of ' Isadore ' ) came to produce some of the best musical cartoons of the next twenty years , like RHAPSODY IN RIVETS , PIGS IN A POLKA and THE THREE LIT...
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First You Have To Explain . . . .
At the top of the comments page is a request : if you've seen this title , please write a review for others . But there is so much to explain about this movie before a useful comment can be made , that it becomes a meaningful problem . First and foremost , this is a silent picture in black and white . This means that ,...
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Another Pointless Remake
This perfectly serviceable remake of the 1977 picture raises the question as do so many remakes , of why this was remade . The scene is changed from the Upper West Side to West Greenwich village , but other than that , it looks like the leads worked on their characterizations by looking at the earlier film - - and the ...
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Star Vehicle
A star vehicle for Mae Marsh . Interestingly , this would be a fairly typical sort of movie for Mary Pickford in three or four years . Here , the first half , set in an orphanage , does not wear well , since the inmates consist of 12-year-old boys and twenty-year-old girls . Rather backwards girls for their ages , exce...
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Monkey on His Back
I first must note special interest : I do not like ' comedies ' in which animals are mistreated for the audience's amusement : Jules White & Zion Meyers ' DOGVILLE series for MGM fills me with horror . But chimpanzees are human enough and social enough that using them as performers does not disturb me and I have some f...
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Blind to the Blue
Race horses have been a subject for motion pictures since before there were motion pictures - - Eadward Muybridge's series of photos , meant to figure out how a horse runs , is considered an important datum in the movies ' history . This story , about how a boy trained his blind horse to be a champion steeplechaser , h...
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Overdone
Elaborate and overproduced , this early George Sidney musical short suffers a bit from the sort of overproduction that Billy Rose's shows were infamous for - - take a look at FUNNY LADY - - that played very well in the period , although the profits for the producer might be pretty iffy . There are a couple of plots sho...
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The Lion Squeaks
Static , early MGM short covering the city desk of the " Daily News " , where the usually-reliable Roscoe Karns is the managing editor . Everyone speaks very loudly and very clearly and every emotion is ludicrously overemphasized . Some interesting setting shots of linotype operators .
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Porky the Leading Man
At this stage , Porky was still Termite Terrace's only star - - although Daffy Duck was pulling up fast and Bugs would be introduced shortly . So he got tossed into every cartoon , including this rather dull retelling of ' Jack the Giant Killer ' , with a Giant who looks and sounds like Bluto from Popeye but who was , ...
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Near-Serial thrills
Fast , engaging Warner Brothers B movie , spearheaded by the dependable John Litel and the young ( ? ! ) Ronald Reagan as they engage in various undercover stuff . The movie is paced like a strung-together serial , and the entire production is full of gimmicky holes - - Reagan , despite being recognized as an ex-con , ...
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Growing Up With Timmy Burton
Casper the Friendly Ghost is given the animated Tim Burton treatment in this computer-animated cartoon with a claymation look . in which the powers of cuteness and niceness triumphs over the old-style order in which ghosts , vampires , mummies and so forth are sent to ' scare school ' in order to learn how to terrify '...
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So This Is Paris Hollywood
Paramount had a specialty of sex comedies set in Paris , France from the mid-twenties until the Production Code closed them down in 1935 . At that point , the Screwball Comedy arose . As long as they were doing comedies in Paris , they did a couple of straight programmers set there too . In this one , William Powell pl...
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Not George , Anyway
This tightly plotted story about how George gets involved in a murder as a suspect and victim is efficiently directed , as one would expect from a farce with Marcel Varnel at the helm . However , George Formby's usual charm is largely absent from this movie . Part of the reason is that some of the plot is put into moti...
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Doesn't Age Well
Edgar Selwyn , one of the people who actually founded the studio that would become MGM ( " Goldwyn " was originally an amalgamation of his and his brother's name with co-owner Samuel Goldfish , who liked it so well he renamed himself after the studio ) , directed this rather stagy version of a story about fidelity and ...
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Saying the words
Anthony Hopkins tells the story of working with Katherine Hepburn on A LION IN WINTER , how she said " Don't speak the line , just say it . " In this largely uninteresting second feature - - or third feature , we see evidence that advice is good advice . Almost everyone speaks their lines portentously , in an effort to...
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Oy Vey
With the departure of Mack Sennett from Biograph for the greener pastures of Keystone , Eddie Dillon became Biograph's leading comedy director , usually under the supervision of D . W . Griffith . I am loath to credit Griffith with any hand in this strange little comedy , because it lacks anything in the way of worthwh...
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Her Rotten Kids
Roscoe's sister brings her two boys over to his office - - he's a doctor in this one , with a nice beard , and a manner like Ford Sterling - - while she goes out shopping . He doesn't like them and they don't like him and spend a lot of time and effort in ruining his practice . In many ways this looks like it was inten...
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A World In Turmoil
Dickens ' OLIVER TWIST is lovingly filmed for the screen by Vitagraph co-head , Blackton . A good deal of money has obviously been spent on costume and sets , but it is evident that Blackton was not concerned with the major changes in the industry that Griffith was wreaking at the Biograph Studios in Manhattan and that...
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The Importance of Being Earnest
This biopic of the life of Thedore Herzl , the founder of Zionism , is an earnest movie and shows the influences that caused him to seek a renewed homeland for Jews in what is now Israel . The movie spends , properly enough , a lot of screen time demonstrating anti-semitism in forms from accusations of well-poisoning t...
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The Horse Makes All The Rules
It says here this is a serious story about how Rex the Wonder Horse saves grizzled old prospector James Finlayson's life , mine and stepdaughter - - the stepdaughter is played by Barbara Kent with perfectly plucked and drawn eyebrows - - from two baddies , Theodore von Eltz and Oliver Hardy , in perfectly serious bad g...
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It must be art . . . . . they're nekkid
Three young women are frolicking in the water when a man comes along and orders them out , so they leave , but not before he - - - and the audience - - get a good view . A surprising number of these dirty films survive in the Vienna Film archives from the first decade of the 20th century . Just as the first real money-...
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Pitching too straight for a screwball
Released the same year as MGM's LIBELED LADY , this light Warner's crime drama shares a lot of plot points , tries for a comic take on the subject , but fails , in no small part because Pat O'Brien does not display the diffident feyness that William Powell brought to his role , in part because Margaret Lindsay lacks a ...
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Surely Everyone Knows This Story
Little Red Riding Hood gets the Walter Lantz treatment as Knothead and Splinter , having been told the tale , are sent to visit Granny . Pulling out out hammers , dumping the wolf in the washing machine , using the artillery gun on him , and so forth , they give him a hard time . The story is eked out with various came...
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Too Fast a Pace
This one-hour feature from RKO , about how Ann Dvorak wants to revive father Harry Carey's racing stable but winds up following a filly after it's picked up in a claiming race moves along at too fast a pace to be particularly engrossing . Even the large number of fine actors in supporting roles - - not only Carey , but...
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Beautiful but still
This silent movie , its story constructed around the famous Sir Edward Cole Burne-Jones painting , which in turn was based on the Tennyson poem , is a fair , if pedestrian romantic story about a rich lord ( played by Reginald Denny ) who loves a poor tenant ( played by a Mary Astor so young she hasn't quite lost all he...
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The Silent George Arliss
This must have been a spectacular stage show . I can see how it would work there : the shooting , the strangling , the processional before the murder ; these would really have worked under the proscenium arch , and there is a good attempt to open it out in the added scenes , but the whole thing comes to a crashing halt...
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What Went Wrong ?
I have the feeling this movie should be funnier than I find it . All the performers are good - - even if Gene Raymond was always a little too stiff to be interesting , that has lots of possibilities in a screwball comedy . Joe August's cinematography is , as always , great without being intrusive . The stooge reporters...
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On Average , Nothing Gets Done
This so-so family movie is a fairly innocuous effort in a fairly standard mode - - a couple gets married on drunken impulse in Las Vegas , and their kids don't like it . Will love - - or a soundtrack of an Elvis impersonator singing " Viva Las Vegas " - - rule the day , or will family pressure ruin everything ? The hoo...
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Beach Nuts
So-so silent comedy in the series Joe Rock produced for Alice Ardell - - she had great charm , but not much comedy ability , so Rock built her up by using a different comedian in each movie . Here's it's the dependable Chester Conklin . Alice and Chester meet on the beach where they are both dog owners - - and the dogs...
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Dance Movie Without Dancing
James Dunn and Sally Eilers form a dance team , but we see little dancing : the director has ace cinematographer James Wong Howe concentrate on their faces and for their one big number , they are replaced by uncredited doubles . Dunn was a hoofer , but obviously neither was up to it . The story is much darker than one ...
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The fault lies not in our stars , but in our mustaches
A fairly typical Keystone the-youngsters-want-to-get married short , but . alas , Papa the astronomer doesn't want daughter to marry Chester Conklin , since papa is a firm believer in long , bifurcated beards and and Chester only has a mustache . Or something like that . So it's time to set off some Roman candles and d...
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The devil is in the details
A potentially fascinating story about love and the rackets is rendered into second feature mush by pedestrian direction . You have snappy dialogue , a midget , a criminal gang masterminded by a deaf-mute who communicates via pantograph within the first ten minutes . You're talking about von Sternberg meets Todd Brownin...
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5,446
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A Parrott Chase
Charley Chase - - still working under his birth name of " Parrott ' at this time ; he wouldn't become ' Chase ' for another nine years - - was not just a minor Keystone supporting comic at this point . He was a minor Keystone director , given the job of wielding the whip on Ford Sterling , one of Keystone's top three o...
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34,154
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Folksy Humor
It's a little startling to see Guy Kibbee in a toupee - - actually two toupees , since the movie begins with a prologue with him as a young man - - but once you grow used to him , he looks perfectly natural . By the time the main story begins , Kibbee , or Scattergood Baines , the eponym of this movie , is the owner of...
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5,436
5
Keystone slapstick
An unremarkable Keystone effort with much mugging and physical attacks . This is what people think of when they think of a Mack Sennet comedy : much movement and little in the way of sense , as people beat each other up and wander into open cages at the zoo . None of Keystone's top comics are in this one , although Syd...
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3,226
5
Collapses at the End
This late Biograph Griffith starts out pretty well and develops into a very tense situation : Blanche Sweet Sweet plays a dancer and we get a five-minute Isadora-Duncan style production that I couldn't help snickering at - - Ben Model was playing the piano - - who falls in love with and marries Henry Walthall , ' The I...
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Lifeless
Literal version of one of the lesser Holmes stories does not translate well to the silent screen . Although this team made a couple of dozen short Holmes movies in the early 1920s , they fail to demonstrate any real grasp of the character - - far too cerebral , alas , for so few words , and so not very good .
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A Dog's Life
Fala was the famous Scotch Terrier owned by Franklin Delano Roosevelt during his last two presidential terms , , the cause of a bit of a controversy and a stern lesson to the Republicans that you can attack a man , but best leave his dog alone - - a lesson that Nixon learned well enough to use to advantage in his Check...
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5
Oh , you kid !
Soft-core porn circa 1901 : a woman strips while performing on the trapeze and winds up wearing more clothes than a modern family on a picnic , while members of the audience crane their necks trying to spot even more . The trapeze work is not very good .
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Cartoonerville Trolley
Disney was still pretty far back in the pack of cartoon producers at this stage of the game , when Felix the Cat and Koko the Clown were still way ahead in the lead . Nor was Disney backwards about borrowing gags : this cartoon opens with Oswald polishing his trolley , which he then places on his rump as a fluffy bunny...
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History Lurking
This production by Harry Cohn's nephew Robert , released through Columbia , looks , at first sight , like a Fox Production - - that bright , slightly overlit color photography that said " When we said Technicolor , we meant it ! " If DP Vincdent Farrar doesn't use the opportunity to produce any startling compositions ,...
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But . . .
This film is largely of technical interest . In the 1920s , two-strip Technicolor - - as opposed to the three-strip variety that became standard in the late 1930s - - was usually used for set pieces within a major movie : the endpieces of Keaton's SEVEN CHANCES , the triumphal march in BEN HUR and the masked ball in PH...
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Do Cats Eat Bats ?
Der Fledermaus , aka Mighty Mouse , battles a bunch of bat-winged cats from a mysterious planet . The format of Mighty Mouse rarely varied : sometimes it was mock opera , featuring Pearl Pureheart and Oil-Can Harry , but mostly it consisted of Mighty Mouse beating up a bunch of cats . There is little doubt of the succe...
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Survive and Is Seen
I had the pleasure of seeing this film tonight at MOMA , where , Mr . Anderson notes in his comments , it survives . It is a silly , rather obvious film as Miss Talmadge ( who is as startlingly beautiful with long braids as she would be in a plain white apron 15 years later - - beauty is beauty ) plays a princess who d...
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Fades in the Stretch
So-so Romantic comedy of how several professors try to get their colleague's job back by playing the horses scientifically isn't much . What strengths there are lay in the supporting cast , particularly the ever-delightful Edmund Gwenn and Sig Rumann , as well as Ava Gardner in a well-played role as the other woman . J...
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Tummelers
When I was a kid , about when Hector was a pup , they still had acts like this : they would play the Catskill resorts and parties at country clubs : some people would come out and look like they were going to break their necks and the audience would laugh uproariously . They were called ' tummelers ' , which was Yiddis...
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The Problems of Royalty
No , the problems of royalty are not worrying about revolution . Instead , in this movie , it is a lack of romance , which apparently does not exist when you get to dress well , eat decent food , sleep in clean , comfortable beds and marry pretty princesses who do not smell like they've been mucking out stables all day...
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First LKO picture
Henry ' Pathe ' Lehman had a checkered career . He got his start in the movies by telling D . W . Griffith he was off the boat from Europe , claiming he had been a director for Pathe Freres . While working for Sennett , he was possibly the first Chaplin imitator on film . Within a year he had used his credentials to ge...
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Silent Backstage Musical
Elaine Hammerstein , part of the great theatrical family of producers and lyricists was a leading star on Broadway and - - in this period - - a leading actress in the films . Here in this backstage musical melodrama , she's a spunky New York Irish girl who makes her way up to star in a Broadway musical , but of course ...
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Afraid Not
Overwrought comedy-mystery suffers from unlikeable characters , poorly-paced script . The actors try hard , but between the bratty kid , the scatter-witted hero and the shrill heroine , even veteran character actor Lucien Littlefield ( as identical twins who hate each other for unspecified reasons - - probably for sign...
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Betty !
Betty Boop starts to take more form in this , the second cartoon in which she appeared , although she still has floppy spaniel ears . . . . yes , Betty was a real dog when she was young ! This is one of the animated song cartoons that Fleischer did , and the gags fill out the singing of ' Barnacle Bill ' . Not bad .
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Monkeyshines
A large monkey arrives in a crate at a private house and escapes . Everyone , led by a bald-headed man in a housedress chases it . This sort of early slapstick movie was the standard model during this period , being used for runaway horses , pumpkins and whatnots , until Mack Sennett added a bit of standard story , usu...