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405,911 | 2,020,269 | 481,610 | 1 | Irredeemably awful | This movie is so bad I don't even want to joke about it . The only Raison d'être of this review is warn people to stay far away from " Silent Scream " . For a friend of mine it's already too late , as he blind-bought this rubbish on DVD , but you can still be saved if you just manage resist the promising-looking cover ... |
405,538 | 2,020,269 | 83,185 | 1 | Makes you want to rip out your eyeballs and EAT THEM ! | Ah , the wondrous mysteries of late 70's / early 80's Euro-exploitation cinema ? With almost a 100 % positive certainty , the script of this film was improvised along whilst shooting . Judging by the tone and cheerful atmosphere of the opening sequences , it doesn't even look like the creators ( Alain Deruelle and Juli... |
405,151 | 2,020,269 | 130,633 | 1 | It's Alive ! It's . . . Plantenstein ! | Watching an actual plant grow from a seed into a colorful flower would be far more exciting than struggling through this horribly inane and ultimately boring movie about an overworked rocket scientist transforming into a deranged and mad-raving horticulturist during his vacation in Tokyo . Okay , say what now ? I kid y... |
406,391 | 2,020,269 | 69,952 | 1 | Caucasian : Male . Cause of death : suffocated by FF-watermelons ? | Deadly Weapons , along with its sequel / cash-in " Double Agent 73 " , is pretty much the absolute lowest type of cinema , yet there isn't a single exploitation or cult freak out there that can afford him or herself to miss it . Go figure ! This is an awful , awful movie that makes the repertoire of such questionable... |
404,904 | 2,020,269 | 83,033 | 1 | Is this supposed to be funny ? Or scary ? . . . Or anything at all ? | Oh yeah . . . we have a winner ! This has got to be most retarded movie I've ever seen ! I don't care whether it was meant to be accessible for younger viewers or not , this " spoof " stands for everything that gives the horror genre a bad name ! Amateurish and terribly lame rubbish that doesn't even seem to know what ... |
406,459 | 2,020,269 | 74,434 | 1 | Kill ' em all , please . . . Slow and painful ! | What a turkey ! This is a simple line spoken by one of the characters as he's watching a random movie in the drive-in theater , but the phrase is actually much more applicable to the production he's starring in himself ! This is a truly abysmal low-budget horror flick , put together by a bunch of amateurs that know n... |
404,676 | 2,020,269 | 104,515 | 1 | embarrassing ! ! | I don't know why I keep doing this to myself ! ! I keep on defending the Dutch and Belgian cinema and claim that it should get more credit and chances . . . and then they smack you around the head with junk like this ! Intensive Care is a terrible production and probably the worst thing that was ever made in the Dutch-... |
406,366 | 2,020,269 | 338,526 | 1 | This must be a joke . . . A very irritating , BAD joke ! | Bela Lugosi , Boris Karloff , Lon Chaney Jr . and all the other classic horror actors are turning in their graves right now ? The powerful , atmospheric tales they once made immortal are totally being messed up by a bunch of boisterous computer-effects freaks here ! Biggest tt of them all is ' director ' Stephen Sommer... |
406,413 | 2,020,269 | 369,226 | 1 | More garbage from Uwe Boll ( ocks ) ! | Nearly every director active in the field of horror is aware of it by now , except for Uwe Boll ! Turning popular violent video games into movies is a bad idea and it's guaranteed to result in an unwatchable film . Wasn't the humiliation after that dreadful " House of the Dead " enough evidence for him ? Obviously not ... |
405,374 | 2,020,269 | 265,105 | 1 | It's okay to be gay . It's not okay to make crap movies | Wow , this movie is even gayer than " HellBent " ! What are the odds of that ever happening ? I don't think David DeCoteau ever had the intention of making a horror movie ? He clearly just wanted to surround himself with athletic & handsome twenty-something boys , so he quickly thought up a scenario about a college fra... |
406,287 | 2,020,269 | 83,291 | 1 | Exploitation-Extravaganza ! | Mad Foxes is what happens if someone grants a bunch of drunken loonies access to a camera and simultaneously offers them $20 to make their very own movie . This whole thing probably started as a bad joke among friends in a sinister bar and after having too much to drink already ? They all wanted to make a movie , non... |
405,476 | 2,020,269 | 144,547 | 1 | Disgusting film ! And I'm NOT talking about the gore . | I know you're not supposed to have any positive expectations towards an 80's film called " Attack of the Mutant Rednecks " but this is really terrible beyond belief . Even when you're familiar with really bad , no-budget amateur film-making , this piece of junk is STILL unendurable ! I usually have a soft spot for enth... |
406,228 | 2,020,269 | 182,996 | 1 | The biggest load of 80's slasher-nonsense ever filmed ! | Sigh ! Yet AGAIN there's something or someone evil lurking in the woods surrounding a godforsaken town and everyone who dares entering the area will sadistically experience this . Although random people get slaughtered constantly in between , the plot mainly centers on four incredibly annoying campers . " Don't Go in t... |
405,420 | 2,020,269 | 71,437 | 1 | Smile ! You're on candid jugs-camera ! | Please don't pay too much attention too the extremely low rating , as " Double Agent 73 " is nevertheless recommended in a very culty kind of way , but I simply can't bring myself to donate a positive number to such an utter piece of amateurish trash ! This isn't really a movie ; this is a weird homage to two enormous ... |
404,519 | 2,020,269 | 209,163 | 1 | Do not watch if you're older than 15 ? | The first Stephen Sommers mummy-movie , released in 1999 , already was a lousy and overly boisterous film that focused on the visual eye-candy rather than to re-tell the classic Imothep-tale properly . Still , it had its compelling moments and enough humor to put the whole production into perspective . Even the more ex... |
406,266 | 2,020,269 | 395,443 | 1 | Dull , derivative , dud . . . Like you ought to know beforehand . | Okay , admittedly I wasn't paying too much attention and there probably is a perfectly logical explanation , but there's something about " Alien Lockdown " that I absolutely don't understand . During the opening sequences there's a dull narration about a meteor crashing on earth millions of years ago and bringing forwa... |
404,585 | 2,020,269 | 74,855 | 1 | A simple " O " or " A " at the end makes quite the difference . . . | The Italians are undeniable masters in the questionable " art " of ripping off and imitating movies . What they do is take an innovative , money-making and foreign concept , maintain the basic plot and just add a whole lot of action , sleaze and political incorrectness . But what to do when the non-Italian original is ... |
404,618 | 2,020,269 | 82,559 | 1 | Destroying zombies and chewing tobacco ! | God-awful zombie movie that very well might be the WORST Italian horror production ever , and that's saying a lot with all those numberless " Dawn of the Dead " rip-offs and Lucio Fulci wannabes . This movie is incompetent in every possible aspect . It's so bad that it even comes close to ruining the memory of all the ... |
406,688 | 2,020,269 | 878,695 | 1 | Surrogate Sense of Shame . . . | A Surrogate sense of shame ? That is the only kind of sentiment " Murder Party " evoked with me . I am literally feeling embarrassed in writer / director Jeremy Saulnier's place for even daring to release such an utterly retarded and infuriatingly dumb excuse for a horror motion picture . What , does really everyone th... |
404,434 | 2,020,269 | 140,067 | 1 | It lacks a whole lot of fertility ? | Oh please ? this film really mocks the intelligence of its audience . It's a complete pile of garbage and a giant waste of time . Not one little aspect in this film makes the slightest bit of sense , the acting and directing are abominable and ? which is the worst thing ? it takes itself far too serious . I wanted to g... |
406,022 | 2,020,269 | 79,027 | 1 | Be VERY afraid of " The Dark " | Yes , be afraid ? Not so much because the plot is disturbing or the monster-effects are frightening ( au contraire ! ) , but actually because it's such an irredeemably bad film that there's a good chance you'll suffer from permanent brain damage ! This has got to be one of the most embarrassing horror productions of th... |
405,026 | 2,020,269 | 209,077 | 1 | Everybody , please STOP pretending Larry Clark is a genius ! ! ! | Ugh , I should have known better . . . Ken Park - the third installment in Clark's portraits of teenage alienation - is even worse than Kids and Bully . This guy deserves his status and reputation of artistic film-maker as much as I deserve the Nobel peace-price . I hope , when all the hype cools down , more and more p... |
404,594 | 2,020,269 | 101,917 | 1 | The Final Embarrassment | Unimaginably stupid , redundant and humiliating closure to the " Nightmare on Elm Street " - series ! Part 6 is so incompetent that it looks like director Rachel Talalay intentionally wanted to turn Wes Craven's initial premise into one big bad and tasteless joke . This isn't just the worst entry in the " Elm Street " ... |
405,661 | 2,020,269 | 105,643 | 1 | : The biggest amount of junk you'll ever see . . . and that's a guarantee ! ! | I believe the prestige of Troll 2 has gained much more fame than the movie itself by now . This thing is generally considered as one of the worst movies that ever have been made . For everyone who still thinks that's an exaggerated statement . . . you're wrong ! Troll 2 really IS a disaster every way you look at it and... |
406,440 | 2,020,269 | 235,712 | 1 | Happy Birthday , Ringu . . . Now beat it ! | Even though never a fan of the original to begin with , I once was stupid enough to buy a box set containing all four " Ringu " - films and now I'm stuck with it ! So , like it or not , but here's another negative review on the immensely overrated " Ringu " - series , more particularly about the totally redundant and s... |
404,890 | 2,020,269 | 90,771 | 1 | Like A Virgin ? Alienated for the very first time ! | Breeders might very well be the absolute most retarded horror movie of the 1980's and that's quite an achievement on itself , since this entire decade ( apart from a couple notable exceptions ) was marked with stupid & pointless horror movies . You can hardly refer to this as a " movie " , by the way , because there'... |
404,888 | 2,020,269 | 75,343 | 1 | Keep on Tracking , Beastie . . . | Imagine yourself to be in this situation . You're out for a nightly walk , minding your own business and just when you're about to score with that blond chick you picked up earlier that day ? BANG ! You get hit on the head by a freaking meteorite ! Well , that just sucks ! Especially when it turns out that this meteori... |
405,681 | 2,020,269 | 295,254 | 2 | No wonder people claim the horror genre is dead ? | If the survival of horror films depends on titles such as this " FearDotCom " , we are indeed facing the downfall of the genre . This is lame , uninspired and repetitive garbage that irritates you from start to finish . Director William Malone's idea of suspense exists out of underexposed and fuzzy images of murders ed... |
404,788 | 2,020,269 | 109,001 | 2 | This phone is DEAD ! | Yaaaawn ! I'm so sick and tired of all these wannabe controversial directors and their supposedly ' groundbreaking ' cinema ideas ! Give it up boys ; you're not shocking anybody with your lame crap ! Here we have a new prodigy from the Netherlands ? Theo Van Gogh ? who thought it would be a cool idea to shoot a film ab... |
406,189 | 2,020,269 | 105,128 | 2 | Don't bury your cat in this quagmire ! | Rarely seen a movie so unpleasant as this " Pet Sematary 2 " ? And that's definitely not meant as a compliment ! Although filmed only three years after the original and by the same director , Mary Lambert , the sequel is an entirely different kind of horror film that hasn't got anything to do anymore with Stephen King'... |
405,091 | 2,020,269 | 105,179 | 2 | Beware : Priest at large ! ! ! | What's the most frustrating thing that can happen to you in the videostore ? Imagine : you find a box that says ' Prom Night ' with a nice , gruesome cover . You seem to remember that , talking in terms of 80's slashers , this Prom Night is supposed to be a masterpiece . Without hesitating much , you take it and go hom... |
405,344 | 2,020,269 | 466,766 | 2 | Would you like fries with that Slasher-crap ? | From start to finish , this is utterly irritating and infantile slasher-fodder of the type that makes you want to poke out your own eyeballs with a rusty spoon . This is the type of junk you've seen six dozen of times before already , and every single one of them was better and less insulting to your intellect . The pl... |
404,911 | 2,020,269 | 126,004 | 2 | Jean Rollin is a weirdo ! | There you have it ? another disillusion on my account ! I had really high hopes that " The Rose of Iron " would be Jean Rollin's absolute BEST film and finally something different than those stupid lesbian-vampire films he always makes . For some inexplicable reason , his movies like " Lips of Blood " or " Requiem for ... |
405,873 | 2,020,269 | 65,390 | 2 | Blame someone else's penis ! | Of all the excessively nonsensical , rancid and imbecilic Sexploitation movies ever made during the decade of the 1970's ( and genre buffs know there are a LOT of them ) , Doris Wishman's " The Amazing Transplant " definitely takes the cake when talking in terms of pure senselessness and sheer incoherence . This doesn'... |
404,996 | 2,020,269 | 95,299 | 2 | Walk The Other Way ! | BIG spoilers , but you shouldn't care . . . Skip Schoolnik's Hide and Go Shriek is a strong contender for the price of absolute WORST slasher-movie of the 80's . Simply every aspect of this is film is very wrong and downright pathetic , which makes it all the more surprising to see that all my fellow reviewers on this ... |
405,851 | 2,020,269 | 96,142 | 2 | Phew ! Back to the 80's with this trash ! | For some incomprehensible reason ? it's actually one of the biggest mysteries of our time - director David DeCoteau has quite a large share of loyal fans and especially his 80's and early 90's movies have gained a undeserved cult status . Nevertheless ALL of his movies are extremely inept and ridiculous trash , with lo... |
405,340 | 2,020,269 | 282,209 | 2 | Wicked witches and bad movie scenario's . . . | SMALL SPOILERS COMING UP . . . . . Let's start to discuss the GOOD aspects about Darkness Falls . The basic character idea of the " villain " . It's based on the ancient myth / fairy-tale of the tooth-fairy . I like that sort of things . . . ancient creatures that are raised in a modern time to continue their killing s... |
406,501 | 2,020,269 | 65,660 | 2 | Three classic horror fables ruined at once ! Bravo , Senõr Franco ? | I guess your name simply has to be Jess Franco if you shamelessly steal the sagas of no less than three immortal horror icons ( Count Dracula , Frankenstein's Monster and the Wolf Man ) and still manage to make a dreadfully boring and incoherent piece of cinematic garbage out of it . How does one man pull it all off ? ... |
406,499 | 2,020,269 | 35,784 | 2 | Two Zuccos for the price of one . . . . and STILL boring ! | Ultra low-budgeted 40's quickie that pitifully tries to cash in the successful Universal horror movies by telling a familiar vampire theme and casting washed-up actors like Dwight Frye , who totally reprises his Renfield-role from " Dracula " . It's my own fault I'm slightly disappointed , because I expected a more ent... |
405,955 | 2,020,269 | 282,179 | 2 | Going down with all hands and hairy legs on board . . . | The first " Spiders " is one of my guiltiest guilty pleasures in the horror genre , simply because that movie is just too stupid NOT to enjoy ! It had grotesque special effects , featured every single cliché of the freshly revived creature-feature sub genre and it never took itself too seriously , which resulted in a f... |
405,325 | 2,020,269 | 91,707 | 2 | Back to Aladdin with you , dumb " genie " ? | The Lamp is incredibly stupid 80's smut that can be found in practically every video store in my country whereas other , much better horror gems from that same decade are nearly impossible to purchase anywhere ! Such a thing annoys the hell out of me ! All in all , there's ONE remotely good sequence in this film ( de... |
405,879 | 2,020,269 | 70,066 | 2 | Penis-shaped Candles ! Need I say more ? | Well , there you have it , another disillusion on my account . Two , actually ! First of all , even though I like to think of myself that I know a little something about 70's euro-exploitation and its most prolific contributors , I never heard about Joseph W . Sarno before . Here's a guy who made over seventy rancid an... |
406,370 | 2,020,269 | 104,449 | 2 | Beware ? a murderous pizza ! ! | Man , I hate the ' House'-series ( and yet , I've seen all four of them ? go figure ! ) . This franchise never really could decide whether it wanted to bring horror ? or comedy . This fourth entry isn't an exception on that . For one thing , this film introduce us to a family dramatically torn apart by a terrible car-a... |
406,002 | 2,020,269 | 83,056 | 2 | Indigestible Franco-crap | This great world is full of mysteries ? One of the biggest of all , however , is why the hell some horror movie buffs ? myself included ? are still showing respect & admiration for Jess Franco , even though he brought us nearly nothing but boring crap and senseless exploitation . Take this rubbish for example ! " White... |
406,157 | 2,020,269 | 60,434 | 2 | Boring Nazi Doctors | Well , I'm convinced now . They made stupid movies back in the old days as well . . . the Frozen Dead for instance . A very crappy , but especially boring horror movie coming from the 60's . Widely considered as the golden decade for horror , and I surely agree with that , but then we have to ignore this picture . Ther... |
404,225 | 2,020,269 | 92,074 | 2 | Insufferable 80's guff | Oh I'm sorry , was this supposed to be funny ? ! ? " Terrorvision " is another hugely irritating and completely retarded 80's horror " comedy " , produced by Albert & Charles Band under their notorious Empire Studios label . I know that many horror fans list this pile of junk high among their guilty pleasures , and I c... |
406,214 | 2,020,269 | 276,626 | 2 | Super-sleaze of the rancid 70's | This is the type of movie you get when giving a camera to a bunch of drunken fat guys that watched way too much porno in their lives . They presumably intended to make their very own imitation of Wes Craven's " Last House on the Left " with aggressive sex scenes and violent revenge-action , only they only got around fi... |
405,165 | 2,020,269 | 95,952 | 2 | Have-been Horror Directors Hotline , how may we help you ? | Ring ! Ring ! Have-been horror directors hotline , how may we help you ? Um ? yeah ? Pronto ! I mean hello , my name is Rugge ? err , call me by my initials R . D ! Okay Mr . R . D , what seems to be the problem ? Well the reviews on my latest movie " Dial : Help " were all negative and harsh and , frankly , I myself f... |
405,757 | 2,020,269 | 78,398 | 2 | Ilsa's final sleazy chapter ? | Dyanne Thorne's last adventure as the busty shrew Ilsa takes place in Siberia anno 1953 , during Stalin's dictatorship . She's the heartless and perverted commandant of ' Gulag 14 ' where political prisoners are getting brainwashed and re-educated in favor of Stalin's ideas . When his reign abruptly ends , Ilsa and her... |
405,574 | 2,020,269 | 320,691 | 2 | Burn your money instead of giving it to this ! ! ! | Ugh . . . I've seen this movie in the cinema yesterday and I still feel dirty . The first thing that went through my mind when the end credits rolled was : suckfest ! ! I'll stick to that thought . . . TOTAL suckfest ! You have to know , I'm a real sucker for werewolves and I've been waiting since so long for a new goo... |
404,921 | 2,020,269 | 100,373 | 2 | Calling Dr . Giggles ! Calling Dr . Giggles to the playroom ! ! | After having seen the gory and over-the-top silly " Dr . Giggles " hundreds of times and loving it more with every viewing , it's rather difficult to accept that Manny Coto's debut film " Playroom " is such an ambitious and serious-minded psycho thriller . I surely wasn't expecting to see an attempt for intellectual ho... |
404,777 | 2,020,269 | 360,674 | 2 | Blah blah blah ? . | On The third of November 2004 , Muslim extremists assassinated director Theo Van Gogh because of his inglorious portrayals of their culture and beliefs . Did he deserve this merciless fate ? No , of course not . Because everyone in this world is entitled to an opinion and if Van Gogh wished to express his using the med... |
405,656 | 2,020,269 | 95,812 | 2 | Satan plays the fiddle ! | Yup , here it is . . . another movie that wasted 80 minutes of my life . Paganini horror is a typical and meaningless horror movie . Nothing special , unoriginal and pretty annoying most of the time . It's the kind of movie that is hidden on the lowest shelf at your local videostore , covered in dust . There's a reason... |
406,361 | 2,020,269 | 133,046 | 2 | That's a big ' F ' on your report card , Kevin Williamson ! | I heard this movie was bad ? They even warned me it was terrible , but for some reason ( probably Katie Holmes ) I still watched it when it came on national TV . Watching Kevin Williamson films means torturing ! His scenarios aren't funny , definitely not scary and not the least bit creative . Teaching Mrs . Tingle bre... |
405,791 | 2,020,269 | 69,841 | 2 | So bad you'll lose your appetite . | Ever wondered what the first ventures into the movie making industry of the director of " Ghostbusters " and " Evolution " look like ? Well , here's your chance but don't be too startled . Like so many other acclaimed directors ( Brian DePalma , Oliver Stone , Francis Ford Coppola ? ) , Ivan Reitman began his career as... |
405,693 | 2,020,269 | 100,475 | 2 | Exorcise All Laughter ? | This is one major disappointing and occasionally even downright insufferable horror-parody . Ironically enough , the funniest aspects about " Repossessed " are the trivia details behind it . Apparently the initial screening tests didn't fail just once , but twice ! At first the script contained almost exclusively jokes... |
404,636 | 2,020,269 | 144,637 | 2 | Overly silly and fright-free " horror-comedy " | Making a horror comedy that simultaneously is funny AND suspenseful is pretty much the hardest thing to accomplish in cinema . Only the truly great directors like , say , Sam Raimi ( " The Evil Dead " ) can pull this off , so don't expect a new guy in the business to succeed . Fortunately for writer / director / produc... |
405,673 | 2,020,269 | 338,763 | 2 | Bloody mess ! | Bad sequels are especially painful when their predecessors were brilliant and mesmerizing films . Like in the case of " Battle Royale " , which was the most controversial shocker in years and probably the only film of the recent Asia-mania that was worth the hype it caused . BR featured a simply absurd story and exploi... |
406,129 | 2,020,269 | 74,768 | 2 | Mean but BORING exploitation trash | Okay , I honestly don't know why I watch movies like this . They handle about an unpleasant substance , the production values are extremely poor and the videostore lady always looks at you like you're some kind of dangerous psychopath when you rent them . Yet , these Nazi-exploitation movies have an enormous cult-value... |
406,377 | 2,020,269 | 183,678 | 2 | Angels as LAME as they Come . . . | The third and final ( as far as I'm concerned , at least , since I won't ever bother to check out the two remaining 2005 sequels ) entry in the " Prophecy " franchise is an irredeemably weak and time-wasting dud . The second sequel to the really intelligent and ingenious 90's horror classic lacks pretty much everything... |
405,241 | 2,020,269 | 209,264 | 2 | Dumb and incredibly cheesy | I wonder on which planet the makers were staying around the time " Anaconda " flopped . . . That movie clearly proved like no other that it's a bad idea to make a horror film about a giant terrorizing snake , but at least it had a fairly interesting cast and a neat jungle-setting . " Python " . . . has absolutely nothi... |
404,497 | 2,020,269 | 110,022 | 2 | Don't look for it . . . | This is another example of a lousy and uninspired 90's sequel that totally ruins the unscrupulous premise of a great 80's classic . " The Hidden " is one of the most entertaining SF thrillers I ever saw while this part two is just . . . crap ! The high action and suspense level of the first has entirely vanished and al... |
404,908 | 2,020,269 | 79,197 | 2 | got sleaze ? | I'd love to write a little summary of this movie's plot , but . . . there simply isn't one ! If you just take a look at the plot keywords for this title , you pretty much know the entire content of the film : sex , breasts , exploitation , female frontal nudity and women's prison ! 80 minutes of pure sleaze and nothing... |
404,435 | 2,020,269 | 60,176 | 2 | Stylish yet very boring . A painful combination . . . | I only had one reason to check out this film , actually . . . Michelangelo Antonioni's career ( and Blowup in particular ) heavily influenced the directing skills of Dario Argento , who's one of MY favorites . Argento copied multiple of Antonioni's trademarks for his own giallo-masterpiece Profondo Rosso and he even ca... |
406,676 | 2,020,269 | 71,478 | 2 | Please God , exorcise the boredom ! ! | Why every horror director wants to imitate " The Exorcist " is a complete riddle to me , as William Friedkin's " classic " is a very overrated film and , in my opinion , not all that tense or shocking . And yet here's another clean rip-off , a Spanish one this time , that shamelessly repeats the story of a young girl t... |
406,550 | 2,020,269 | 848,552 | 2 | Oh jolly . . . Another lame zombie-'comedy ' | I think I can safely consider myself to be a fairly open-minded and tolerant horror fan , but there's one thing I honestly can't stand : horror comedies that are not funny , nor gory . And unfortunately we happen to see a lot of those lately , especially in the sub genre of ' zombie movies ' ever since a British instan... |
405,220 | 2,020,269 | 90,233 | 2 | Well , that was weird . . . and bad ! | Mostly boring , distant and very weird ? That's the painful conclusion I have to make after watching " Transmutations " . This sure isn't Clive Barker like we know him from " Hellraiser " and even " Rawhead Rex " ( the other lousy collaboration between Barker and director Pavlou ) was ten times better than this . The s... |
405,670 | 2,020,269 | 257,516 | 2 | More Wes Craven / Kevin Williamson horror rubbish ! | Cursed is another new and horrible excuse for a horror movie from the talentless pen of Kevin Williamson . He proves ( again ) that he's the worst thing that could happen to the horror-industry , while director Wes Craven enlarges his list of embarrassingly bad movies ( that actually started right after his 1977 film... |
404,771 | 2,020,269 | 82,522 | 2 | Home is where the Retards are . . . | Sometimes when you're watching an obscure low-keyed 80's slasher and the main characters are getting introduced one by one , you simply can't wait for them to die quick and most excruciatingly painful . " Home Sweet Home " is one of them movies that exclusively features two-time loser characters . More specifically we ... |
404,393 | 2,020,269 | 75,035 | 2 | This monster mash sure ain't no graveyard smash ? | This is only the second film from Tonino Ricci I've watched , but I can already safely say he's one of Italy's worst horror / exploitation directors ! With the other turkey being " Thor The Conqueror " , this sad excuse for a movie called " Panic " is probably all I'll ever watch from him . For the gorehounds among us ... |
404,356 | 2,020,269 | 64,338 | 2 | Stop the torture ! ! ! | I was glad when the film was over ? and , correct me if I'm wrong , but that can't really be the point now , can it ? Christopher Lee is a true icon of horror cinema but his name equally is inevitably linked to a couple real stinkers , and this " Castle of Fu Manchu " is without a doubt the smelliest one ! The previous... |
404,354 | 2,020,269 | 90,582 | 2 | Abominable , indeed . . . | I feel they should have honored this movie which a much more appealing title ? Something like " The touching tale of a boy and his tumor " , for example ? or maybe even " The barf that ate my friends and family " ! Either way you look at it , this has got to be one of the sickest and most demented movies someone ever t... |
405,650 | 2,020,269 | 114,070 | 2 | The Hills have Eyesore | Sigh ? the stupid government once again attempted to create an inexhaustible and indestructible soldier , and of course the experiments went terribly wrong , burdening us with a half man-half mutant who pukes an awful lot and squeaks like a little girl whenever he's upset . Lance Henriksen stars as the honest scientist... |
406,519 | 2,020,269 | 304,722 | 2 | Messed up beyond repair . . . . | Once again , my assumptions couldn't have been more wrong ! I really thought this movie would be worth the 5$ I spent on it , because it's the directorial debut of Gabe Bartalos ; who happens to be the regular special effects guy of such brilliant directors as Frank Hennenlotter ( " Brain Damage " , " Frankenhooker " )... |
404,818 | 2,020,269 | 71,198 | 2 | Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah BATMAN ! ! ! ! | The Bat People is a proud resident of the IMDb Bottom 100 . Every once and a while the movie suddenly vanishes from the infamous list , depending on whether there are new movies with Paris Hilton in the lead or documentaries about American Idol stars , but it always reliably returns sooner or later . And why ? Becaus... |
406,282 | 2,020,269 | 82,910 | 2 | Garbage with wings | A piranha ( which is basically a FISH-species and therefore requires water ! ) crawls out of a corpse's chest that has been lying in the morgue for an entire day ? grabs a new victim by the throat ? devours her entirely ? and then cheerfully flies through the window , back to the sea . Hmmm , it's imaginative ; I'll gi... |
404,878 | 2,020,269 | 161,492 | 2 | Perfect example of a sequel that shouldn't have been made . . . | We've could have guessed it . . . The Dentist was brought out in 1996 and gained rather much success . That was quite normal because it was a relief in the disappointing decade of the 90's ( disappointing for the genre of horror , that is ) This film was original , funny in a black kind of way and very disturbing ( bec... |
405,376 | 2,020,269 | 890,870 | 2 | Play it Again , Saw . . . | These " Saw " sequels reproduce quicker and more merciless than a couple of rats ! With each next visit to your local video store , there's a new " Saw " movie on the shelves and for some reason you feel the need to blindly purchase them although you know it's going to be a bunch of nonsense . This fourth entry in the ... |
404,264 | 2,020,269 | 109,809 | 2 | Hilarious for all the wrong reasons ! | The only thing slightly intriguing about this painfully bad flick is figuring out what came over writer / producer / director / leading-actor Bill Hinzman in order to actually release this . You'll surely recognize him from George A . Romero's sublime " Night of The Living Dead " in which he had a modest ? but very mem... |
405,287 | 2,020,269 | 106,402 | 2 | Crap meets bigger crap | One of the taglines of this film says : Hannibal Lector meets Freddy Krueger . . . Well , that's misleading . It should say " Crap meets utter Crap " or at least " We ripped off Hannibal Lector and Freddy Krueger . " To put it in a few words : this film is very very bad . Beyond Bedlam tries sooo hard to be a strong ps... |
404,344 | 2,020,269 | 1,104,006 | 2 | Unpleasant and pretentious | Walled In definitely looked like a horror movie with massive potential and several aspects about the synopsis immediately appealed to me , like the guaranteed horrific theme of claustrophobic death , isolated buildings with a macabre past , lunatic architects and a slowly unfolding serial killer plot . I became even ... |
405,890 | 2,020,269 | 362,120 | 2 | How do they continue to get worse ? | The concept of the " Scary Movie " - series is beginning to look more like a tragedy instead of a comedy . The first film was a very entertaining hit because it really felt like a silly idea that started as a joke between brothers but unexpectedly turned into a huge success . The second already sucked because it had to... |
406,587 | 2,020,269 | 277,986 | 2 | There's a big phony rat in me kitchen . . . what am I gonna do ? | Another new-age creature feature flick with awful . . . better make that . . . REALLY awful computer-engineered effects , lousy acting performances and an ultra-thin storyline . Hungry and overly aggressive rats are once again revolting against the bastard doctor who performed scientific experiments on them and all thi... |
404,966 | 2,020,269 | 63,608 | 2 | Oh Sinthia , how thy vices art dull ! | Sinthia the Devil's Doll was my first acquaintance with the oeuvre of Ray Dennis Steckler , whose other horror movies do enjoy a modest cult reputation . Nobody claims that titles like " The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies " , " Rat Phink a Boo Boo " or " The Thrill Killers... |
406,668 | 2,020,269 | 285,531 | 2 | Expecting to see a good , solid thriller ? Dream on . . . | You absolutely WON'T hear me say that Stephen King is a bad or untalented author but , come on people , the man is definitely overpraised ! I mean , if he'd write a simple grocery list down on a piece of paper , I bet directors would stand in line begging to make a film out of it . " Dreamcatcher " is a fine example to... |
406,401 | 2,020,269 | 120,841 | 2 | Invade , Mate & Alienate ! | Hard to believe that Peter Medak , a talented filmmaker who made stylish films such as " The Changeling " and " The Krays " , signed to direct an overly gore and dumb sequel to the already very mediocre " Species " . At least the original 1995 film featured some impressive visual effects and playful nudity , whereas th... |
405,735 | 2,020,269 | 86,428 | 2 | Me - Pervert Jess Franco . . . . You - Jane ! | Good old Jess Franco ! The always-reliable choice of director in case you're looking for undemanding sleaze , shameless exploitation and 200 % gratuitousness . Jess once again really surpassed himself with this utterly trashy piece of jungle " adventure " . Let's face it , this film is basically just an excuse to have ... |
404,706 | 2,020,269 | 252,963 | 2 | Big disappointment | The Bunker more or less was the first film that combined the real-life drama of WWII with supernatural aspects of horror . From that point of view , it should be respected for its originality . Maybe I've seen too many similar movies already that were released after The Bunker . I saw ' Deathwatch ' and ' Below ' and t... |
406,296 | 2,020,269 | 455,857 | 2 | What's your favorite scary movie ? Definitely not this one ! | I usually make it a personal rule never to watch a remake before having seen the original version but , in my defense , I needed a free fourth title after already renting three movies and this was the only one that was still available . And now I definitely have to find and watch the original 1979-version , if only to ... |
406,637 | 2,020,269 | 218,553 | 2 | How do you say " boring " in Japanese ? | Hmmm . . . I really seem to be missing on something here . Practically all my fellow IMDb-users are full of praise for this sequel to Ringu , but I don't second these opinion . It really thought it was a dreadful movie and a very unpleasant cinema experience . How much I'd like to support the Japanese horror-business a... |
405,180 | 2,020,269 | 91,276 | 3 | Plan 9 from Tobe Hooper ! | Quintessentially nostalgic science-fiction ( involving ill-natured aliens taking over our planet ) was a genre born in the 1950 , with such classic titles like " Invasion of the Body Snatcher " , " The Thing From Another World " , " The Day the Earth Stood Still " and " War of the Worlds " . " Invaders from Mars " was ... |
406,375 | 2,020,269 | 118,604 | 3 | A Long Way from London . . . | Abandon all hope to have stumbled upon a worthwhile and entertaining belated sequel to John Landis ' horror / comedy landmark released in 1981 . This little and insignificant production only borrows the classy title and shamelessly recycles the most successful comedy gimmicks for its own benefit , like the restless vic... |
404,914 | 2,020,269 | 91,338 | 3 | Sorority Girls just want to have fun ? | Killer Party is a pretty dumb and righteously forgotten mid-80's horror-comedy that only gets funny when it's meant to look serious and vice versa . That's quite painful already , and it gets gradually worse with bad acting and total lack of gore or inventive gimmicks . After not one , but TWO ( not even counting the... |
406,545 | 2,020,269 | 91,339 | 3 | Work that Body , Kill your Brain ! | This is quite possibly the most retarded 80's slasher ever realized , but how can you be harsh on a film that features non-stop images of dozens of gorgeous ladies with exhilarating bodies doing aerobic exercises , taking showers and wandering about in tight gym outfits ? Prior to being a horror film , " Aerobicide " i... |
406,218 | 2,020,269 | 466,909 | 3 | The Uninspired Antichrist | Blindly following the annoying trend of remaking classic horror movies , " The Omen 666 " does an GREAT job in . . . adding absolutely nothing at all ! In fact , this might even be the absolute most pointless and redundant remake of them all , since director John Moore somehow managed to copy the original 1976 mileston... |
404,338 | 2,020,269 | 83,585 | 3 | Let's see how far we can stretch out your neck ! | Damn you Sergio Martino and your constant re-using of titles ! Here I was under the impression that I finally tracked down a copy of " Case of the Scorpion's Tail " and then it turns out this is an entirely different movie , actually one that is even more rare but also a whole lot worse . Then I wanted to take comfort ... |
405,883 | 2,020,269 | 91,142 | 3 | Party over at Byron's place , but bring your own monstrous hallucinations ! | The pivot character in this undeniably odd horror movie is no less than Mary Shelley , but avid fans of her legendary story won't see their Frankenstein-hunger stilled , as this is a largely FICTIONAL ( let's not forget that ) recreation of the night that leaded her inspirations to invent the story . On paper this is o... |
405,742 | 2,020,269 | 325,214 | 3 | They Axed For It ? ! ? | My mate and I chose to watch this obvious piece of junk purely based on its tagline ? After nearly 30 years of lousy and rudimentary teen slashers , I can't believe that only just now some nerdy horror brainiac come up with the brilliantly witty slogan " They Axed for it " ! Other than that , " Miner's Massacre " is ju... |
404,358 | 2,020,269 | 83,550 | 3 | Awful horror movie ! | I haven't seen the 1979 original yet , although I must say that neither this sequel , or the mediocre part 3 encourage me much to track it down any time soon . Amityville II is a very very UGLY film . . . Gross , sickening and I don't think we're meant to care about the " horrible " events shown here . It all starts wi... |
406,685 | 2,020,269 | 91,192 | 3 | Blame it on the nameless Quarterback ! | This strangely offbeat and unusual late 80's slasher starts off vile and promisingly , but soon degenerates into a prototypically dumb and exaggeratedly implausible flick . Some people ? more specifically its very small but devoted fan base ? tend to describe " Raging Fury " as reminiscent to the gritty revenge-themed ... |
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