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I'm going to get you home .
Unlike Ruggero Deodato's Cannibal Holocaust this film was not one of the infamous video nasties banned in Britain . It was like a test run for his famous film . It goes by the name Cannibal in the UK , and by the name The Last Survivor in the censored US version . This is the full film with all the gore and nudity . It...
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Lamarr's first American film
No , Charles Boyer never said , " Take me to the Casbah . " That is just as false as " Play it again , Sam , " a line from a film that will come to mind when watching this one . Boyer ( Conquest , Fanny , Gaslight ) picked up his second Oscar nomination for this film . He plays a jewel thief that has found a haven in t...
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No , I got a better idea . You hate the taste of metal . Well , it's going in your mouth . Open up .
Everyone is always dissing David Caruso . I think he is alright and he really does a good job in this film . He just wants his life back and wants to take care of his family . He went to jail and lost his wife ( Helen Hunt ) . He made a deal with the D . A . ( Stanley Tucci ) and got revenge on the man responsible ( Mi...
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Aren't gay Christians like gay Republicans ?
I never could understand Log Cabin Republicans . How can you support a party that wants to burn you at the stake ? Gay Christians are in the same category . It just doesn't make sense to me . Sure , there are churches where you are accepted , like the Lutheran church in this film , but the vast majority wish you would ...
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Action & Laughs - what more do you want ?
OK , it may have been stretching it to go for a fourth Lethal Weapon film . I mean , do you remember Rocky 4 or Death Wish 4 ? But , this film was a departure from the rest and , as such , deserves some credit for what it tried to do . You can't argue with a film that includes Mary Ellen Trainor , Mel Gibson , Danny Gl...
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Another song for Christmas
It amazes me how many ways a simple story like Dicken's " A Christmas Carol " can be interpreted . We have the pleasure of watching Cicely Tyson ( Idlewild , A Lesson Before Dying ) in another strong role . John Korty , who directed Ms . Tyson in The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman , again directs her as Ms . Ebenit...
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Mr Haggard , leave that Wall alone !
This was an excellent documentary by a former Catholic Priest into the actions of his Church , the evangelical movement , and politicians over the years to discriminate and kill in the name of Jesus . It starts with an overview of the indoctrination of Air Force cadets at the military academy and the resulting bigotry ...
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Zorro to the extreme
Tyrone Power in The Mark of Zorro plays a foppish character designed to throw off suspicion that he is , in fact , the legendary Zorro . George Hamilton in an Oscar-worthy performance ( if they gave an award for comedy - which they don't ! ) plays Zorro who is injured and has to rely on his twin brother to stand in . G...
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All I wanna do is race , Daddy .
I am sure this was a good movie for those who knew who Dale Earhart was BEFORE he died . For the rest of us , it is just OK . The movie stars Barry Pepper as Dale Earnhart . Pepper has done some good work before ( The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada , The Green Mile ) , and puts forth an excellent performance here ...
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What are we defending against Sergeant ?
A horror film with religious overtone ? It seems that is just what this little gem is after all . It takes place in WWI , in a trench , in constant rain , among soldiers that have been given up for dead by their command . Are they dead ? Is this Purgatory ? The lone German soldier tries to warn them that they should ge...
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Hot without showing a bit of skin
I really didn't think I would like this film , especially since it got a lousy review and ditto comments , but it really wasn't that bad and I actually watched the whole thing . Yes , I wanted to see Kate Beckinsale . I was thinking about seeing Vacancy and wanted to know if she was worth the price of admission . I was...
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The proud do not endure , like a passing dream on a night in spring ; the mighty fall at last , to be no more than dust before the wind .
One does not usually think of westerns when they think of Takashi Miike . In fact , I would have never thought of a western by the director of Greaveyard of Honor , Ichi the Killer , and Bodyguard Kiba . But then I would never have expected a musical either like The Happiness of the Katakuris . So , Miike brings his th...
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John Woo's World War Two
John Woo ( The Killer , Hard Boiled ) has finally made " A John Woo Movie " in Hollywood . Finally , hyper-kinetic action and overwrought crises of friendship and conscience in a Hollywood movie . Nicolas Cage's Sergeant Enders has a Navajo code talker to protect and kill , if necessary . Cage's vet is bitter , ferocio...
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If he's not gonna eat her , why did he take her ?
Now I know why Tommy Lee Jones has such trouble with his wife in Blue Sky . Her prior experience with King Kong messed her up for life . This was Jessica Lange's debut and she was the best part of this movie . Sure , the sound , special effects , cinematography were all outstanding , and I even liked Jeff Bridges and R...
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Love , hit-woman style
This was a really good Columbian film that starred Flora Martínez ( Proof of Life ) as a hit-woman who falls in love . That sounds like a formulaic movie that has been made a thousand times , but Martinez really brings home the film in a way that will keep you watching . I don't know much about Columbia , but i was rea...
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What do I need manners for ? I already got me a wife .
This charming musical not only took home an Oscar for Best Music , but gathered up a bushel basket full of nominations : Best Cinematography , Best Film Editing , Best Screenplay , and lost Best Picture to On the Waterfront - No shame in that loss ! There wasn't a whole lot of story here , not surprising as it was base...
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Where do I stand for a corner kick ?
John Huston , Oscar winning director of The Treasure of Sierra Madre , gives us an entertaining film about a football match between The Germand and Allied POWs during WWII . Until the actual game , this was just a routine POW movie with the usual obnoxious British Officers , and the one that thinks outside the box ( Mi...
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It's not Righteous Kill
Not a particularly noteworthy episode , but another opportunity to see Jerry Orbach as Detective Lennie Briscoe . Executive A . D . A . Jack McCoy ( Sam Waterston ) rips him up on the stand , but Lenny gets the last laugh as he really solves the crime - for which Jack just convicted the wrong man . Jill Hennessy as A ....
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Life is only worthwhile when you can face death without showing any fear .
There is nothing like a good spaghetti western to pass a Sunday afternoon , especially when Tiger has little chance of winning . This one is particularly good , as it stars the great Lee Van Cleef as a bounty hunter who foils an attempt to rob $100 , 000 from the army . Filled with lots of interesting characters like B...
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We both screw people for money .
Julia Roberts got a Golden Globe along with an Oscar nomination for her portrayal of a prostitute in an updated version of My Fair Lady . As ridiculous as the story is , one has to admit that it was just plain funny . No prostitutes I have ever seen on the news that actually work the streets look like Julia Roberts ; n...
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He was a mook , but he was my mook !
I have only read a couple of Stephen King's books , so I can't comment on whether this is a great adaptation , but it certainly was an interesting movie . One has to stretch their imagination to believe in curses , but if you suspend belief for a while , this film is just plain scary . Not since The Machinist , have I ...
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You two take a lot of liberties .
This is an interesting episode not just for the fact that the judge was the wife of the former Mayor of New York . Ray ( benjamin Bratt ) refers to the printer on which the letters to the paper as a " garden variety bubble jet . " He might as well had been talking about Commodore 64s or 5 inch floppies . Few people rem...
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Doing what it takes to survive
I enjoyed Ramin Bahrani's Man Push Cart , and this film is equally good . This slice of life is almost a documentary about how life on the edges is lived . Alejandro Polanco and Isamar Gonzales do an excellent job as a 12-year-old brother and a 16-year-old sister who live in a small room over an auto shop . There are n...
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This is , I think , a two-pipe problem .
Peter Cushing makes a great Holmes , and the Hammer film was much more enjoyable than the other Holmes film . André Morell makes a better Dr . Watson , and is not so much a bumbling fool as Nigel Bruce . But , I will have to get the 1939 version of this adventure to compare apples with apples . I really liked having Ch...
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All I wanted was to be a mariachi , like my ancestors .
I bought this film and Desparados on Region 2 by mistake and so it sat on my shelf for a long time . Fortunately , my new computer plays Region 2 , so I got to see it again in Hi Def . It was as good as I remembered . No , it's not high quality , but it is fantastic considering that it was written , directed , shot , a...
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Little Red Riding Hood meets the Big Bad Wolf
Boy , did I get a surprise ! I was watching the Big bad Wolf ( Patrick Wilson ) as he fed line after smooth line in his attempt to seduce Little Red Riding Hood ( Ellen Page ) . He was o so smooth and said just the right things as he lured her to his lair and carefully got ready to pounce . But , boom ! Just when the n...
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Only people who remember this is us
The one thing that strikes you more than anything else about the war documentary is how quiet it is . You would expect bombs exploding and bullets whizzing and shouts and screams , but they are all missing from this work by Petra Epperlein and Michael Tucker . What remains is a constant recognition of the tension under...
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No more deals
Another episode during what I consider the " dark " period of Law & Order , Farina and Parisse just don't do it for me , but at least Jesse martin is there . An investment banker is found murdered in the wrong part of town . When infidelity is discovered , of course the husband ( Martin Donovan ) is suspected . But , s...
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She was cut in two . Do you think it's an epidemic , like the flu ?
Robert De Niro and Robert Duvall are brothers . One is a high mucky muck in the LA Archdiocese and the other is a cop investigating a Black Dahlia-type murder in the 40s . It seems that no matter where the cop turns , there is some connection to his brother's associates , specifically Charles Durning , who is a buildin...
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The new Jenny McCarthy
I no longer think of Playboy when I hear the name Jenny McCarthy . I now think of Autism , and good acting . She does a superb job in this charming and funny Christmas story . Santa ( George Wendt ) is having heart trouble and so mom ( Lynne Griffin ) calls Mary Class ( she changed her name ) home . Mary ( McCarthy ) i...
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Was that the bogeyman ?
This is my first Halloween , so I am not cursed by comparing it to something else and am judging it on it's own . Zon Zombie hit a triple in my opinion and put together a film that was entertaining for the most part and damn thrilling at the end . My score is based on jumping out of my seat three times , and four breas...
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Hang loose , stay cool , and don't forget your psychic humor .
The suspense never stopped in this film . I sat the whole time on the edge of my seat wondering just what was going to happen next . Two guys , Jim ( Todd Allen ) and Brandon ( Stephen Nichols ) were lifelong friends . Did they have a falling out over Linda ( Tawny Kitaen ) ? They seem to hate each other now , and you ...
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I'm a fcking piece of sht . That's what I am .
How many movies have we watched about New York natives ? Most of us have seen Little Italy in Martin Scorsese's " Mean Streets . " Spike Lee's " Summer of Sam " shows us the South Bronx . There is the disturbing " Kids " and " The Basketball Diaries , " among others . Dito Montiel's first film , written and directed by...
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The world is getting filthy and rotten because of worms like you .
This film focuses on the period when the Samurai were disappearing and Japan was becoming Westernized . I takes place in a village where master-less ronin spend their time eking out a living , and prostitutes are the main characters . We meet people like Aramaki Gennai ( Yoshio Harada ) who is most un-samurai like , an...
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You screwed my wife . I screwed you back .
Sometimes you just want to sit back and laugh , and who better to give you those laughs than Charlie Sheen . He is a ladies man just like " Two and a Half Men " , but this time he screwed the wrong woman and lost it all . After future wife Denise Richards leaves him , he has to find gainful employment . He sneaks his w...
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Grindhouse action at it's finest
If your cup of tea is martial arts action , then this film is for you . It has lots of action , female nudity , more fighting , some ridiculous Japanese character in black-face , fighting on the rooftops , drugs , burning houses , more nudity , more fights ; it just goes on and on . Somehow there is a point to all of t...
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I'd buy THAT for a dollar !
I am really not sure what to make of this film . Director Brian De Palma seemed to put together a mash-up that really goes all over the place and doesn't make too much sense , but I was stuck watching like a deer in the headlights . First off , Jake ( Craig Wasson ) is just plain stupid . I guess that is why his wife w...
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You're all the same the lot of you , with your long hair and faggot clothes . Drugs , sex , every sort of filth !
Non si deve profanare il sonno dei morti ( Do Not Speak Ill of the Dead ) , better known as The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue or Let Sleeping Corpses Lie is a 1974 horror film directed by Jorge Grau , featuring special effects by Luciano Byrd and Antonio Balandin and featuring Cristina Galbó . This video nastie was ...
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Rachel Weisz is fantastic
I got a chance to see Rachel Weisz in a dark movie last night , but she really shines in this film . I continue to be impressed by her range . It's not a great film by any measure , but it is good fun . Weisz's duel with Patricia Velasquez as the reincarnated Anck-su-Namun was incredible . This is , in one sense , a fa...
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Viva la revolution !
There is a great old 1965 Jimmy Stewart movie called Shenandoah about a father that finds his family in the middle of the Civil War . The Patriot is basically the same story updated with a different war . They are both worth watching . Mel Gibson plays the father ( with a military past he is trying to forget ) who is j...
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They set Mom up . They set her up .
There isn't a lot of story here . Four brothers come home for mom's funeral and find some suspicious facts that cause them to kick ass and take names . Or , did they take the names before they kicked ass ? It doesn't matter . The movie starred some great names and had plenty of action for those who love action movies ....
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According to your blood sample Denys , you've been dead for several hours .
Did you know they had AIDS in China ? It must be a closely guarded secret . However , in the first of three stories on the disease , we see Lucy Liu as a blood smuggler who buys blood for $5 . 00 a pint . In the process , a whole village becomes infected . It is a sad tale punctuated by her delivery of her baby alone i...
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You suck , Dick !
This was an absolutely hilarious satire about Richard Nixon and the Watergate cover-up . It was one of the funniest movies I have seen in a long time . Of course , the fact that it had Kirsten Dunst ( Spider-Man , Bring It On ) as the lead was what drew me to the film , but there were so many great lines , especially t...
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Zombies that make you laugh
If you are looking for a zombie film , this will not satisfy you . Sure , it has zombies , but they are too busy devising double entendres and references to Abbott and Costello bits or other films to be gnawing on flesh . Speaking of flesh , Fenella Fielding was just about the hottest vampire I could imagine for the da...
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Snakes rock
This movie was a pleasant surprise . Sfter all the negatives , I wasn't expecting anything this good . I just wanted to see it because of all the internet hype got before it's release . I should have guessed that there would be a bite on the big bare tt , and when the dude was taking a pss , you just knew it was going ...
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Watch and learn .
Detective Nina Cassady ( Milena Govich ) and A . D . A . Connie Rubirosa ( Alana De La Garza ) join the show . Detective Cassady gets on the wrong side of Lt . Van Buren ( S . Epatha Merkerson ) immediately when she promises to clear the case of a policeman being shot . Yes , it appears to be Mrs . Spears & Mr Federlin...
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Before anybody kills me they got to get my okay . And I don't think I'll give it to ' em .
With a screenplay by Luciano Vincenzoni ( A Fistful of Dynamite , The Good , the Bad and the Ugly , For a Few Dollars More ) and music by Ennio Morricone , a movie has to be good , and this one certainly is . It starts with the murder of a father and then the gang rape of a mother and sister , who are both murdered whe...
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The sky is blue , water is wet , women have secrets .
Count on Bruce Willis ( 12 Moneys , The Siege , The Jackal ) to make another good action flick . Teamed up with Damon Wayans , who added the comic relief , this flick was most enjoyable . Tony Scott ( Man on Fire , Domino , Beverly Hills Cop II , Enemy of the State ) knows how to make action flicks and he did a good jo...
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It was good for me too .
Director Benoît Jacquot ( Right Now ) has taken a script by Jacques Fieschi , based on a Japanese novel by Yukio Mishima , added superstar Isabelle Huppert ( The Piano Teacher ) and Vincent Martinez , in his first acting role to give us an interesting and satisfying look at the older woman / younger man romance . While...
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Are you afraid ?
Benjamin O'Ryan ( Ben Kingsley ) : I know what you're thinking . " Pain is coming . Will I take it like a man ? " Well , let me put you at ease . You won't . None of them do . Men , women , children , they all weep , they all beg , they pss themselves , they attempt negotiation . You wouldn't believe how many men I've ...
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You want bread , fck a baker .
French Connection director William Friedkin gives us a tour of the city of L . A . ' s worst spots as an obsessive cop ( William Petersen in only his second role ) goes after the dude ( Willem Dafoe ) who killed his partner . How many times have we heard that one ? It's the adrenaline junkie versus the psychotic . It m...
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The Last House Redux
The no-remake purists will be screaming , but the fact is that the 1972 Wes Craven film was just a remake of a film that 99 % of the purists have probably never seen . This film beats the 1972 film by a mile . First , there is the rape scene that one newspaper reviewer called " . . . one of the most graphically brutal ...
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I wanted the money .
Another great Donald Sutherland film and a great caper film to boot . Sutherland stars with Sean Connery and Leslie-Anne Down in a bawdy and fun caper to rob a train while moving of a gold shipment of £25 , 000 heading to pay British soldiers in the Crimean War . A seemingly impossible task that is complicated at the l...
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My God ! It's full of stars !
This is not a film for the stars , although I was impressed by Roy Scheider ( All That Jazz , The French Connection , Blue Thunder ) and Dame Helen Mirren ( The Queen , Gosford Park , The Madness of King George ) . They really seemed to gel together and made this Sci-Fi epic watchable . Of course the draw of this film ...
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Post terrorism by our government
It was President Roosevelt that told us , " The only thing you have to fear is fear itself . " The Bush administration has put the country into a constant state of fear since , and the result is that we have been complicit in the removal of the very freedoms that make us unique in the world . Benjamin Franklin said , "...
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Funny French action movie
Most of us are familiar with the successful " buddy " Movies like 48 Hours and Lethal Weapon . Action and humor make a perfect combination , and it works in this film also . Director Gérard Pirès keeps Luc Besson's ( Léon , The Fifth Element , Nikita ) tale moving right along . There isn't much to the tale ( Besson rep...
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The search for Dad
Liv Tyler's ( Armageddon , LOTR trilogy ) mother has just committed suicide and she goes to Tuyscany to visit her mother's friends in a coming-of-age adventure . Director Bernardo Bertolucci ( The Last Emporer ) strive to bring out in Tyler what is probably her best screen performance . This was Joseph Fiennes ' ( Shak...
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Singing is one thing , Slick . Whether people want to look at you while you're doing it is another .
Good movie to watch on the anniversary of our involvement in Korea , and a new base opens down the road to prepare troops to be sent to the war that will apparently never end . But , this movie is worth watching for the music alone . If you like blues and early rock and roll , this is the film for you . But , it isn't ...
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For an uninhabited island , it's getting pretty fcking crowded , innit ?
OK , we take an island and put in a group of social misfits , a group of girls , and one demented man , and you have to have the makings of something good . When the threat escalates , the guys and girls stick together . I don't know how they found an alone spot , but Jo ( Karly Greene ) and Lewis ( Luke Neal ) do mana...
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They get you when you sleep .
As I move through the original film and the two remakes , I am dropping the rating each time . Does that Bode ill for The Inasion this summer ? We will have to wait and see . They didn't wait 22 years to redo it the second time . This time they used Bad Lieutenant and King of New York director Abel Ferrara , and cast t...
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I'm a Supervamp
It's based on a comic book and revels in that history . It has more grotesque scenes than in all of George Romero's zombie classics combined , which is why it is a hit with horror fans . One of the redeeming factors is it's fight scenes . Don't take my word for it . The fight scenes in this movie are better than Green ...
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Historical ?
Josey Wales ( Clint Eastwood ) does a lot of spitting this post-Civil War epic . Is he the Spitting Oulaw ? Fastest spit in the West ? It seems to be an attempt to assert the romantic individualism of the South against the cold Northern invaders . Are you looking for tired and well-worn clichés ? : a hard-luck but cute...
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The making of a psycho
Nightmare / Nightmares in a Damaged Brain ( also known as Blood Splash and Schizo ) is a video nasty that was banned in Britain and released only after they took out three death scenes ( a total of 62 seconds ) . Looking at the full film , it is easy to see why they wanted those cuts , as it is extremely bloody . In fa...
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Finish it . Get back your life .
An interesting twist to the typical revenge movie . Ron Eldard's life is turned upside down after his son is killed and his wife ( Marisa Coughlan ) is attacked during a burglary . This information is presented in brief flashbacks as he proceeds to a room where the supposed burglar is strapped to a chair and a table fu...
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Starting my Christmas season
Just the thing to start the Christmas viewing of shows to get me in the spirit . Santa barely recognizable as he lay in a pile of sewage . But , yes it is Kris Kringle , and that opens a slew of jokes to make this an interesting Christmas show . I am still not completely thrilled by this series , as the characters in K...
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Congratulations , liars ! You know who you are and you know who you want . Ain't nothing ' gonna change that , shite !
Focus on the Family is in Orlando this week with big billboards promoting conversion therapy for gays and lesbians . Despite research by the American Psychological Association and other mental-health organizations , they continue to demonize those born with a different sexual orientation . That is the thrust of this fi...
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I . . . drink . . . your . . . milkshake ! I drink it up !
I have to say that this is the most powerful performance I have seen from a man . Daniel Day Lewis was just about the most evil , heartless , opportunistic sociopath that I ever hope to come across . His performance was mesmerizing . The cinematography for this film was also very good . It was a real pleasure to watch ...
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As sweet as strawberry pie . Yum !
I couldn't get the song " Ya Never Know Just ' Oo You're Gonna Meet " out of my mind . You can hear it in Sherlock Holmes " Dressed to Kill , " but it basically says to always look your best because you never know . That is the thing that is so recurring throughout this film . You just never know who someone will find ...
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I did stay in the Holiday Inn Express .
This could have been a great action thriller had it had a better script . Michael Douglas does his best with a tricky role , but he and Kiefer Sutherland should have swapped roles . As Jack Bauer-lite he would have been more believable in the action sequences than Douglas was . I imagine that we will have to suffer the...
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Jerry , I want you to know . You're the craziest fck I ever met .
Gay hit man Leroy ( James Gandolfini ) holds Jerry's ( Bradd Pit ) girlfriend ( Julia Roberts ) hostage until he gets a gun ( The Mexican ) . Sounds simple , but there is a whole lot of comedy and talk about relationships in that plot . I don't know why people diss Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts for their acting ability ....
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love Elvis Presley , I dig the rock and roll , I want to FCK . . . John Wayne
This is a cute little film starring Marisa Tomei ( Wild Hogs , My Cousin Vinny ) and Alfred Molina ( Spider-Man 2 , Frida ) as Cubans who came over on the Marial boat lift in the 80s . Juan Raul Perez ( Molina ) is married to Carmela ( Anjelica Huston ) , who came to America 20 years previous while Juan languished in a...
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There are hunters and prey , Norman . That's the only fcking truth in this world .
Compared to Straw Dogs or Deliverance , this thriller set in the Basque region of Spain adds that local charm that makes it worth watching . It features Gary Oldman ( The Dark Knight , Harry Potter ) and Virginie Ledoyen ( 8 Women , The Valet ) , and that's reason enough to watch . Add Aitana Sánchez-Gijón ( The Machin...
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If you're important , people will wait .
Cool ? Maybe tepid is the right word . The premise ? that Chili ( John Travolta ) decides to help singer Linda Moon ( Christina Milian - YUM ! ) escape from crooked manager Raji ( Vince Vaughn ) ? is solid , but the story just seems to float all over the place . It was almost as if they were trying to do an Ocean's mov...
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What frightens you , what you see or what you don't ?
Tinto Brass ( Caligula , Cheeky ) may not have made a video nasty with this nazisploitation flick , but that is probably because it wasn't released in Britain . This review is the 133 minute director's cut , not the heavily censored 110 minute US version . According to some , both are too long , but at least one person...
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It's just torture and murder . No plot , no characters . Very , very realistic . I think it's what's next .
What do you feed the American market ? They are tired of watching people eat worms , of people making fools of themselves thinking they can sing , of stupid people locked up in a house . Even Hannity and O'Reilly cant provide the thrill America needs . They want more , and now is the perfect time to give it to them to ...
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Kirsten Dunst is a princess
Kirsten Dunst was the cutest thing in the black comedy about the pursuit of the American dream . Showing that fantasy and reality often mirror each other , one is reminded in this film of the Texas mother who hired a hit-man to go after the mom and her cheerleader daughter . Here , it is mom ( Kirstie Alley ) herself t...
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Big Three go down in defeat
What a perfect movie for the 4th of July ! The fireworks produced by Koichi Kawakita and his crew were spectacular . Both Godzilla and King Ghidorah sent blazing effects that created sparks aplenty for our enjoyment . The basic story was simple . The Big Three automakers in America went on a mission from the future to ...
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Don't mess with a wizard's sister .
There are the British video nasties , and the Japanese Pink films ; in Hong Kong , it is Catagoty III . I am not sure what to expect , but I do know they censored Ichi the Killer , so it can't be worse that that . This is a film about hexing and enchantments with some sex and violence thrown in . One guy gets enchanted...
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Tastes like Crash
It may be presumptuous to say that this is similar to the great film Crash , but it deals with the same themes of prejudice and intolerance . Stuart Gordon ( Re-Animator , Body Snatchers ) takes a David Maumet ( Ronin , Wag the Dog ) play and has a stellar cast led by William H . Macy , to give us a look at a man who l...
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I am the king of my kind .
John Badham directed Roy Schneider in the great Blue Thunder , and here he directs stage actor Frank Langella in a Gothic tale of horror . With Oscar-winner ( Hamlet ) and nine-time Oscar-nominee Laurence Olivier as Professor Van Helsing , this is a classic telling of Bram Stoker's tale that amuses and thrills . Oscar-...
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Hottest thing since Selma Hayek
Not all good movies managed to get US distribution . This one , only played in Columbia and France , but it is still worth the time to explore . Victor ( Daniel Giménez Cacho ) is a bum journalist who drinks too much and mourns the fact that his wife left him . He gets a deal from the Police Chief . In exchange for wri...
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A great Woods performance
I like James Woods , and I thought his performance in this film as a father with Parkinson's was outstanding . The lead , Juliette Marquis , is fairly new , and also did a great job . I was really touched watching her stop her life at times to care for her father , ass-wiping and all . Rosario Dawson made a couple of b...
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I'm for that sponge bath !
In the last episode I was introduced to the girl who would be painted in Goldfinger ( Shirley Eaton ) . In this one , I see Charles Bronson's wife Jill Ireland ( Death Wish II , The Mechanic ) . You just never know who is going to turn up . Of course , the usual " Carry On . . . " cast ( Kenneth Connor , Kenneth Willia...
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What the hell were you thinking ?
You cannot mention this movie without recalling the appearance of Hugh Grant on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno . His promotional tour was interrupted by Divine intervention . It is unfortunate that this incident occurred as he was being introduced to American audiences in a big way in a Chris Cloumbus ( Rent , Harry Po...
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For 600 years I have fed on your kind at will .
Memorial Day is not all war movies . Sometimes , you have to fight the vampires . I can certainly sympathize with Jack Crow's ( James Woods ) partner Anthony ( Daniel Baldwin ) . I do not know if I could resist turning into a vampire with Sheryl Lee doing the biting . She would make me want to avoid daylight for eterni...
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Psycho drama captivates
Who knows what is going on in the mind of a serial killer . Is is synapses failing to fire correctly , or the lack of some chemical ? Can psychotropics solve the problem ? Danish filmmaker Kim Sønderholm makes a valiant attempt to show a man who struggles with his impulses , and , ultimately , loses . A hint of child a...
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No corpse stinks that much after only 12 hours
Roman Polanski ( Bitter Moon , The Ninth Gate ) gives us another suspense thriller set in Paris . Harrison Ford is in town with his wife on a second honeymoon and to give a speech at a medical conference . His wife disappears while he is in the shower . He starts a search and , despite the fact that he can't speak a wo...
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Parents always lie to their children , to prepare them for the way they'll be treated later by the government .
This has to be the best Jean-Claude Van Damme action movie he has made . It has it all , and it has it in spades . This movie is 100 minutes , and 95 of those are pure action . You have great car chases through the streets of Nice and New York . You have a whole lot of people the Government is not going to have to arre...
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You cannot live in isolation from the human race , you know .
This Gothic film is supposedly become a cult favorite . So much so that Criterion has release a two-disk edition of the work . I certainly do not recommend rushing out to purchase it . It is really not that good , and I don't know what prompted its status . It has an eerie feel throughout , but that is because of the p...
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The line that separates good and evil cuts through every human heart .
This wasn't you usual vampire story with lots of blood and scary scenes . It was more primeval . It was simply about survival and the search for love , which would ensure immortality . It was about someone who was just tired of the whole effort at living . It was about that line between good and evil . Jude Law was fan...
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Even after the see the slaughter house , the doors open , waiting for them , they go in quietly , as if they deserve it .
Now , if I hadn't had sex with Bridget Moynahan in a month , I really don't think a car alarm would have interrupted me . Having said that I am in complete agreement with David ( Tim Robbins ) . Car alarms , motorcycles , those damn beep beep phones - they should all be dealt with in the most severe manner . David has ...
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Welcome to the Maternity Ward . . . from HELL .
OK , so it is not great art , but it sure was an interesting movie . I am not burdened with the fact of seeing this as a sequel , as I have not seen the original , so I can rate it on its own . There is little story line here . Aliens invade US through astronaut . Austronat breeds profusely to spead the species . Anti-...
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For seven years I spoke with God . He told me to take us all to Heaven .
Spectacular visual experience in this movie as director Danny Boyle keeps things moving along with a stellar cast that includes Cillian Murphy and Michelle Yeoh . The eternal question of who is important to completing the mission , and you gets left behind is a critical part of the film . The mission is paramount and c...
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Stand away from the meat .
Yes , this was good old fashioned horror . Bradley Cooper ( Wedding Crashers , " Alias " ) is Leon , a photographer that is trying to find the real New York . He has a good eye and he finds a whole lot more than he bargained for when he snaps a model ( Nora - yes , that's her whole name ) that turns up missing and star...
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Blue after yellow kills a fellow .
This episode was a straight kidnapping case . A Chinese boy , the child of Lauren Tom ( Julie on " Friends " ) was taken by mistake by some thugs and The Equalizer is called in to help . He uses his contact in the Triad ( Ching Valdes-Aran - Kung Fu Granny ) to help and calls in an associate ( Keith Szarabajka - The Da...
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Beautiful martial arts action
Qi Shu ( The Eye 2 ) appeared in six films in 2002 , one of which was The Transporter . While we didn't get to see her in action in that film , we sure do in this one . She made me forget all about Jet Li with her moves . But , she wasn't the only one with moves , as her nemesis , Inspector Hong Yat Hong ( Karen Mok ) ...
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Little support , but fun to watch
OK , face it , Jean-Claude cannot act his way out of a wet paper bag . That is not why we watch him . We watch for the action , and this film has plenty of that . No viewing of Jean-Claude's films would be complete without this one where he plays both himself and his brother . Separated by 25 years , one ( Alex ) stays...
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A Cirque du Soleil of the mind
If I was able to get an invitation to be one of the 1000 to attend this conference , I would not be able to come up with the $6000 needed to register . Now , I no longer have to . Even if i cannot mix with the superstars in the world of innovative design , and science , and arts , I can still enjoy their presentations ...
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Good fights ; not so much nudity
This pinky violence film has less of the skin that one expects from the series . It does not mean it is not worth watching , as it has a good story and there is some excellent acting along with some silliness . It plays more like a soap opera with a little violence thrown in . Five girls leave reform school at differen...
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Effects were spectacular !
A Japanese soldier travels across the Gobi to chase a deserter , but they have to join forces against a common enemy to reach their destination . Japanese actor Kiichi Nakai and Chinese actor Wen Jiang lead a brilliant cast that includes Xueqi Wang as leader of the desert bandits and the incredibly beautiful Chinese ac...