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Selling sin is easy .
Actually , this is a favorite Eastwwod film . Not only does Clint do a good job in this film , but also I am not too fond of Gene Hackman , and I like seeing him get his due . Eastwood plays a cat burglar - a really good one . He hit a mansion where the owner is out of town . He finds a secret safe that has one way gla...
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Your shot at love has ended .
Wow ! This is definitely an interesting twist on reality programming . Anyone who is aware of what is going on in MySpace knows Tila Tequila . It's a little hard to miss her if you keep up with pop culture . Now , she has a show that pits the guys against the girls in a battle of love . Oh , yeah , we've seen that befo...
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Here , try this , " Hey , fuggeddabout it ! "
Hugh Grant is funny . He uses his British accent and his naughty schoolboy manner to bring a laugh to any film . This one is no exception . He falls in love with Gina ( Jeanne Tripplehorn ) , who's father ( James Caan ) is a mobster . So we have some of our favorite mobster characters : Burt Young ( " The Last Don " ) ...
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Come on it's 1969 . 69 Let's go .
Now , this is the first sexploitation / grindhouse film that I thought worth paying money to see . I can imagine a whole theater full of men in white overcoats getting a thrill from this feature which had full frontal throughout the entire 70 minutes . Nude dancing and lesbian activity would have thrilled them for the ...
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This fortress - built by nature for herself ; This blessed plot , this Earth , this realm , this England .
I watched two very different Holmes adventures this morning , but you would be amazed at the similarities . The was presumably the first collaboration between Basil Rathbone ( If I Were King , Romeo and Juliet ) and Nigel Bruce , and director Roy William Neill . It was not their first Sherlock Holmes adventure , as the...
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Not you daddy's zombie movie
If you like zombies , then you must certainly find 70 million of them to be a real delight . In fact , in the town in this film , 13 , 000 returned from the dead . But , you will be disappointed in the fact that there is no blood or gore , no eating of brains . This is just what the French do best - give us a film that...
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Good solid suspense
I saw Statham again this evening in a film that I hadn't noticed - Cellular , with Kim Basinger in the most incredible role I have seen her in since L . A . Confidential . If you haven't seen the film , put it in your Netflix queue as it is taut and suspenseful and as exciting as they come . I featured a great performa...
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Are you satisfied with your equipment , Miss Allcock ?
Can you imagine students that love their headmaster ( principal ) so much that they try to sabotage his leaving by playing practical jokes when a district ( ? ) team is visiting the school ? That's the premise of this , one of the early Carry On films . I can certainly imagine the reaction of the visiting psychiatrist ...
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Wanted's Best Body Parts
Don't kid yourself . Nobody went to this film to see any of the actors listed before Angelina , and the studios knew it . Are there posters of trailers that feature James McAvoy ? Who is he anyway ? I saw one site that said they are thinking trilogy ; that he is the next Bourne . Give me a break ! McAvoy compared to Ma...
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This place makes me want to kill .
I cannot imagine a better example of religion's failure than the war in Northern Ireland . The land that we celebrate in March as a place of happiness is one where Catholics and Protestants bathed the ground with the blood of their young . Danny ( Daniel Day-Lewis ) is a former IRA member who has spent the last 14 year...
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Reincarnation in creepy flick
I couldn't resist watching a movie with Qi Shu after seeing her in The Transporter . Unfortunately , while she did a great job of acting , the movie itself left a lot to be desired . It was really nothing more than an episode of Ghost Whisperer . She doesn't have " the gift " of seeing spirits until she attempts suicid...
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A very interesting Dassin film .
I saw that there was a couple of Nazi films on TNT last night and decided to give them a viewing . Sometimes these old black and whites can really have interesting stories . This was true to my expectations . This was a Jules Dassin film . He was one of the most important directors in post-WWII America . Unfortunately ...
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Goofy police action
Sometimes you just want to sit back and laugh . You don't need any deep thought ; you are just looking to relax . After final exams yesterday , that is what I wanted and Police Academy fit the bill . Nothing spectacular , but it did provide two hours of laughs with juvenile jokes starring Stve Guttenberg , who made fou...
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Not your daddy's Invasion of the Body Snatchers
I have read a lot of negative comments about this film , and I know I risk being accused of being a Nicole Kidman fan , but I really like what they did here . To us the shuttle crash as a means to introduce the virus was brilliant . The use of " House " - like pictures of what was going on in the body was also very goo...
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Frank Lucas don't run from nobody .
Well , he should have run from Russell Crowe . So , he makes a deal and gets off with 15 years . What about all those people he killed , Richie ? I was anxious to see this film as I am a Denzel Washington fan , but I have to say that it does not live up to the hype . I would watch The Godfather or Goodfellas again befo...
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Gel is essential when things get complicated .
Nutsa Kukhianidze is one of those actresses that I want to see all their work . Ever since the forgettable Dirty Work , I have looked for another film and finally found this one , as far as I know the only other one on DVD . This Georgian beauty is definitely worth catching and she gives a great performance here . But ...
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A super " buddy " movie
I've been in prison for three years . My dick gets hard if the wind blows . That's Reggie Hammond ( Eddie Murphy ) . Getting out of prison , even for a weekend , he has only one thing on his mind . It's a running joke throughout the entire movie and one of the things that makes it hilarious . Now , don't get me wrong...
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I want to die .
Robert Harmon , director of Nowhere to Run and the Jesse Stone TV movies gives a great Hitchcockian suspense thriller here that keeps you interested until the end . Rutger Hauer is creepy as the psychopath . C . Thomas Howell is all grown up from E . T . and gives an excellent performance as the confused kid who is bei...
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Finding Family
In the second part of a twin bill for Ian McKellen , he stars with Deborah Kara Unger in a compelling drama about a man who goes back home after 40 years and has to deal with the past he left behind . In contrast to Cold Comfort Farm , in which McKellan played a small role , this movie is all about him . He goes back a...
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A comfortable roll in the hay
First part of a twin bill I watched featuring Ian McKellen ( X-Men , Lord of the Rings ) . He played a fire and brimstone country preacher that reminded me of the 17th Century Puritan Minister Cotton Mather . The movie starred Eileen Atkins ( Cold Mountain ) and Kate Beckinsale ( Underworld ) . Beckansale played a girl...
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You are never too old to have fun
What movie with Clint Eastwood , Tommy Lee Jones . James Garner , James Cromwell , Donald Sutherland , and Marcia Gay Harden wouldn't be worth a look . This one has it all , but mostly laughs . This Clint Eastwood produced and directed movie is great simply because the cast doesn't appear to take it seriously . They ar...
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It is not our abilities that show what we truly are . . . it is our choices .
I went back to look at the two Chris Columbus-directed Harry Potter movies . These were the one that were more light fantasy and enjoyable in that light . Hagrid : And I'd just like to say that , if it hadn't been for you , Harry , and Ron , and Hermione of course , I would . . . I'd still be You-Know-Where . So I'd ju...
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The best pies in London
I do not know if the story of Sweeney Todd is based upon fact , but it sure makes for an interesting blend of horror and comedy . One of the criticisms I have heard of the new Johnny Depp version is that you never really know why he becomes a mass murderer . Well , there is no mystery here and , if you take the time to...
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You are not exactly Superman , but you are awfully available .
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas . . . who am I kidding ? It will be 84 here today and the chance of a white Christmas is about equal to the Dolphins beating the Patriots on Christmas Eve eve . But , I always am a chump for the music of Irving Berlin and the singing of Bing Crosy . I'll even put up with the antics and...
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It's all about fathers and sons
I don't know why , but I really like sports movies . I am not a sports fans , per se , but I like movies about sports . This film ranks up with the best that I have seen . I do not say that for the sports angle , because that just framed the real story here . I wish I could repeat the story that writer Erik Kernan Jr ....
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Life is all about choices
Milestone released two films by Charles Burnett last fall . His acclaimed Killer of Sheep , and this lesser known film . This film was originally released in 1983 , but has been re-cut and re-released . This is the 2007 version that I am reviewing . The slice of life that we see in this film is interesting , but confin...
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Is the past truly the past ?
This was my first Jim Jarmusch movie . I have a friend who I think is in love with him . I wasn't crazy about Lost in Translation , so I thought I would give Bill Murrary another chance to impress me . He didn't . I just don't get that emotionless face of his . He just doesn't seem to express anything . Maybe I am just...
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Another Bravura performance by Huppert
In a recent interview , Dustin Hoffman ( Mr . Magorium's Wonder Emporium ) was talking about his upcoming film , Last Chance Harvey . He described it as " the kind of film that has been coming out for years in France . . . We don't believe in middle-aged love stories . " Why wait for Hoffman's film next year , when you...
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I felt my phoenix rise from the ashes .
I would suggest this film be shown in marriage counseling classes . It was a quirky little comedy that was brilliantly shot and superbly directed by Silvio Soldini , who also wrote the story . Licia Maglietta is Rosalba , a bored housewife that is neglected by her husband . When she misses a tour bus , they do not even...
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Hippos like chocolate . . .
One year later we find out intrepid hero ( Noah Wylie ) , an experienced Librarian and his bodyguard is no longer needed . In a nod to Indiana Jones , he brings back the Crystal Skull in the opening sequence before he sets out on his real adventure that brings him into contact with Gabrielle Anwar ( " Burn Notice " , w...
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Time destroys everything .
There is really nothing to like about this movie . The title and opening sequence was the worst experience I have ever had in watching a film . I thought I was going to be sick . Some may call it art , but I found it to be disorienting and distracting . Then there is the discussion of the two men . It made absolutely n...
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This is all about survival of the fittest .
Nice quick shower scene with girl washing blood off her whole body , and a flashing on the road made me think that I was possibly going to be in for a treat with a vampire movie featuring WB stars . I was not wrong , as we got a real bodily treat in this one . Sean ( Kerr Smith ) is delivering a Mercedes 450 SL from L ...
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Christmas Eve . Ho ho fcking ho !
I don't miss an opportunity to see Joh Cusack . This was a good film for him . Not terribly innovative - a lawyer trying to rip off the mob on Christmas Eve . The usual double crosses and a somewhat predictable ending . It was good film noir . Billy Bob Thorton was not in the movie as much as I thought . He was Cusack'...
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The man is the message .
This particular documentary is not the greatest one to recommend for pleasurable viewing . It is basically 74 minutes of Chomsky speaking . He is a quiet man and not a great speaker , but what he has to say is very important . Lately , his position is to questioning how the U . S . can be engaged in a " war on terroris...
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He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk .
Yes , this film would be a whole lot funnier if I was a 30-year-old whole cared more about Star Trek and Star Wars , hung out at comic book shops , cruised Toys R ' Us for the latest action figure , and really cared about William Shatner . Unfortunately , I am not one to mess up a perfectly good time with Lori Lively b...
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Sometimes the people we meet change us forever .
I cannot imagine anything that would be more fun than taking a road-trip with Sarah Lewis ( Sandra Bullock ) . That is why I really think this film is worth watching . Ben Holmes ( Ben Affleck ) got something that very few of us ever get to experience - a couple of days with someone who will truly liberate us from our ...
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Whatcha gonna do with that ax ?
Why would I add this to my Christmas list ? Curiosity , for the most part , as it was produced and directed by Barry Mahon . Yes , the same Barry Mahon that gave us Blood of the Zombie , The Diary of Knockers McCalla , Nudes on Tiger Reef , and over 50 more films that make this one an unusual choice . I really wanted S...
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Remembering Bobby 40 years later
It is the 40th anniversary of his death and I watched this hoping for something more in line with a commemoration . Bobby Kennedy was only a small part of the film , but an extremely important part . At least I heard Ted Kennedy deliver the immortal lines that defined him : " Some men see things as they are and say why...
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So , I can hurt now , or hurt later .
Some compare this to Lost in Translation . I had to watch that film three times before I really enjoyed it . I can say that I enjoyed Steve Martin's story on the first viewing . I actually tuned in to see if Jason Schwartzman was as obnoxious as I have seen him in other films . I was pleasantly surprised . I could not ...
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She knows things that we don't understand yet .
Some familiar faces in this very strange film , written and directed by Francis Ford Coppola , that explores areas like reincarnation and guardian angels . Bruno Ganz ( The Reader , Bread & Tulips ) and Alexandra Maria Lara ( The Reader , The Tunnel ) are prominent . Matt Damon appears briefly as a Life reporter , and ...
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It Takes Courage
It takes courage to grow up and be who you really are . I would not even pretend to know what teenage girls go through as they mature . Despite the fact that I have experience with many of them , I would not be privy to their innermost thoughts . This film can only give us a vicarious glimpse into their minds and emoti...
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This isn't Paris . This is hell .
One of these days Adam Goldberg might win an award on his own instead of being a part of an ensemble cast . There has to be a need for a jealous , hopelessly neurotic nut like the one he played here . Although , I do like his clever way of reducing the taxi line and , after all , they did vote for Bush , so they deserv...
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What I'm going to need is your standard flame thrower .
Not your normal zombie movie . The original zombie was infected by something from outer space and then cryogenicly frozen for 27 years until two dorks ( Jason Lively and Steve Marshall ) release him in an effort to impress a girl ( Jill Whitlow ) . It also appears that an escaped ax murderer disappeared about the same ...
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You know the golden rule : fck the gold . He who has a nickel-plated makes the rules .
OK , it a piece of trash . It is one of those guilty pleasures of mine . You know , the movie you are not supposed to like , but can't resist every time it comes on . I mean , look at this cast : Kevin Costner from The BodyGuard , one of my favorites ; Kurt Russell from Grindhouse ; Christian Slater and Howie Long from...
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You must be Suzanne . You look pretty enough to eat .
One thing I always liked about Robert Ludlum thrillers is just when you think you have it figured out , it goes in a completely different direction . There are so many twists and turns in this film that I have a sore neck from watching . One thing I also like about director John Dahl ( Kill Me Again , Rounders , Unforg...
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It's ( NOT ) okay with me .
I am familiar with the Raymond Chandler type of detective even though I have not read this particular book . I was curious to see how Elliott Gould would fit in to the preconceptions I had of Phillip Marlowe . I wasn't impressed with his style . He didn't seem hard enough . The constant chain-smoking seemed contrived ....
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Guess I'll see you in hell , doc .
This is the first horror western that I can recall seeing , and it was really a good story . It was one that has been told in many forms , but with a horror twist . Debbie Rochon looked absolutely splendid as she led her girls ( Melissa Paladino and Mya Sagara ) and her sister ( Jennifer Lauren Grant ) across 15 miles ...
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Hugh was brilliant
I know this wasn't a huge success . Grant committed to doing it before his huge hit Four Weddings and a Funeral , but it was fun nonetheless . The conflict between the uptight Englishmen and the Welsh villagers over whether they had a hill or a mountain was extremely funny , and their solution - getting Ian McNeice dru...
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It's just you and me now , sport . And I'm going to find you , God damn it .
Not having read " Red Dragon , " I am not biased in my review . As I have always said , a book is a book , and a movie is a movie , and there should not be any comparison in a review . This was an interesting movie in many respects . It was a good thriller ; like an episode of " Law and Order " and " CSI " together . I...
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What you sow you reap !
Before Ms . Scrooge , there was this film , one of only two that I am aware of with a female Scrooge . Susan Lucci was just perfect in the role of Elizabeth ( Ebbie ) Scrooge , but it was the Christmas Ghosts that really stole the show . George Kaczender ( Christmas on Division Street ) has another hit with this film t...
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I'm not who you think I am
I love Ellen Page , but I am not so sure that I love what Bruce McDonald has done with her here . It is a story about being a 15-year-old teenager named Tracey Berkowitz ( Page ) : conflicting emotions and perceptions , a volatile compound of anger , vulnerability , curiosity , recklessness and fear . It is shot in a m...
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Sometimes risking everything is the only choice you have .
An incredible little film that shows just how we are all interconnected and part of the universe . When one's wings flutter , it affects all around us , and in ways that can sometimes be very surprising . The emotions expressed in the film are all emotions that help us understand how we are interconnected . With the ex...
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I'm sorry , I'm confused . What's supposed to come out of the piñata ?
There are some nice vampire gore scenes and definitely some major T & A on display in this direct-to-video production . Annika Svedman gave us a great show before she became a vampiress , but I sure wanted to see what Tori White had to offer . There is even a lick-the-salt , drink-the-blood , and eat-the-lemon scene th...
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My introduction to Pedro Almodóvar
I am not sure what to expect when the opening scene is a man masturbating to torture porn , a term that was probably not even invented in 1988 . From there we go to alternating clips of Antonio Banderas asking the ex-bullfighter Nacho Martínez about women and he compares getting a woman to bullfighting , while we watch...
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I'm as serious as an erection problem .
Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond in my opinion . I hated to see him finish that . He was also great in Butterfly on a Wheel and The Thomas Crown Affair . But , it was this dark comedy that got him a Golden Globe nomination . It is one of those men's films that you probably skipped , but should check out . Even internat...
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My nagging girlfriend and her crazy cousin
You know I could stare at a blank screen for two hours when I am presented with music by the Stones , The Chantelles , The Ronnettes , The Miracles , and the Shirelles mixed with some great Italian music . But , I didn't have to . Along with a musical score that really added dimension to the film , I got to see some ov...
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Before Christ was a time of orgies . Then came love .
How to describe this film in about 25 words . I agonized over that considerably . It really defies a pithy description . Is it a crime story ? Daniel Auteuil ( Caché , The Valet ) is a cop from a family of criminals . His big brother is killed in a botched car theft , and he is piecing things together . Of course , he ...
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We're being quarantined here . We're being kept here to die .
This movie had me during the opening credits when I saw that horribly contorted face . It kept my interest as I tried to figure out where it was heading . I really expected a Saw-type film , and got a huge surprise when it turned out to be a thriller with an edge I have not seen done before . Now I'll be honest ; I was...
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Mother ! Oh God Mother ! Blood , blood !
The trouble with these sequels is that they invariably get compared to the Hitchcock original . You need to look at them separately and judge them that way . Psycho III is much better than Psycho II . At least there is more TITillation , and even a hint of necrophilia . Anthony Perkins not only stars again , but this t...
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She's a wild animal ! I've got to have that girl , George ! Tonight
This is real blaxploitation with breasts flying out of dresses everywhere . The biggest ones , of course , belong to Pam Grier , the Best of the Breast . Of course , there is also Lisa Farringer in her only nude scene that I am aware of in her too short 10 year career . There is a story here , too , as Coffy seeks to t...
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Now , this was interesting
The title sequence to this movie was one of the best that I have seen in years . It was fascinating and creative and it alone makes the entire movie worthwhile . The concept is also believable . I don't recall seeing something in a horror movie that I could truly believe happened . Knowing what we know now about the te...
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What am I going to do now ?
I was attracted to this film because of Virginie Ledoyen ( The Valet , Women ) , and to a lesser extent because it was written and directed by Olivier Assayas ( Boarding Gate , Demonlover , Paris , je t'aime ) . I was not thrilled , but I was not terribly disappointed either . Ledoyen , as were all the characters in th...
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Ah , dessert ! Chilled monkey brains .
Nothing like bugs , snakes , and other assorted delicacies - for dinner ! Topped off with chilled monkey brains for dessert , and yum yum , you have the makings of a fest . The second in the Indiana Jones trilogy is full of those yucky things that get Kate Capshaw constantly screaming . Indy ( Harrison Ford ) was ably ...
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An inspiration for Almodovar's " Matador " ?
Yasuzo Masumura's story of obsession and pride is definitely one worth watching . Just three characters , with Eiji Funakoshi as the blind man , but there is enough to keep your interest . Michio ( Funakoshi ) relies on touch as his primary means of pleasure . He is a sculptor that has created a warehouse of body parts...
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Tight thriller with a twist
I do not know why people tend to rate this film low . Of course , I am slightly prejudiced as i always thought that Ray Liotta may be a cousin until I found out he was adopted . That doesn't take away the quality of his acting , especially in this film . He really has to lay it on thick as he takes the mind of others t...
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The truth about the Global Warming debate
There were a lot of good documentaries last year : White Light / Black Rain : The Destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki , Ghosts of Abu Ghraib , and many I haven't yet seen . Add this one to the list . This is not the story of global warming , but the story of the efforts of scientist to get the story out over the last...
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It's people like you that make the world think Americans are stupid .
This was just about the craziest movie I have ever seen . It was like being on a roller coaster and feeling that you heart was going to give out . There cannot possibly be any ethnic group that was left out of the insults and racists jokes in this film . It also included every single crude fart and toilet joke they cou...
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Dames done him in .
The same year that he starred in Little Caesar and Five Star Final , Robinson made the Oscar-nominated film that shows the rise of a small-town gambler that goes to the big city and gets suckered . Six months later he is back vowing to never let that happen again and he rises to the top of the gambling world . With Jam...
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I can see your dirty pillows . Everyone will .
I am sure that I've seen this film before , but I watched it again to see how Stephen King managed to write a story that captured teen-aged angst amidst bullying and popularity contests . Sis Spacek was simply incredible and it is no surprised that she got the first Academy Award nomination for a horror film . Piper La...
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You can't go . All the plants are gonna die .
He quit his job and lost his girlfriend . before Lost in Translation and Broken Flowers , he was just a wacky pain-in-the-ass recruit that gave Sgt . Hulka ( Warren Oates ) nightmares . When it comes to comedy Bill Murray is a winner hands down . Add in John Candy ; John Larroquette as the peeping Capt . Stillman ; Jud...
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She's so evil . . . and she's only in high school !
I only watched this because of Rose McGowan ( Grindhouse ) . I guess if i watched Charmed , I would know her , but Death Proof was my introduction . I thought she was so cool , and she was in this film also . It may have been a campy film about high school , but she was just so interesting . I remember Carole Kane from...
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Don't worry , buddy . I won't kill her unless you approve .
What can you say about the guy who wrote Greystoke : The Legend of Tarzan , Lord of the Apes ; Shampoo ; Chinatown ; and The Last Detail ? Do you think that a movie written and directed by Robert Towne might be worth 2 hours of you life ? We are talking about a master romantic tantalizer here . A sample : Michelle Pfei...
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There are some things a man just can't ride around .
I decided to take a break from Jodorowsky and cleanse my palate with a trip down memory lane . What better way to reminisce than the Columbia years of Randolph Scott . Before all the electronics and 500 station TVs , there was my childhood . Three station and Saturday mornings filled with cartoons , Sky King , The Lone...
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You really are a dirty bastard , ain't you , Harry ?
I really felt Dirty last night , so I revisited this film along with The Gauntlet and Magnum Force . Sometimes , you just need to immerse yourself into the world of " Dirty " Harry to remember what life is all about . There are sheep and there are goats . Most of us are sheep , but we need goats like Harry Callahan ( C...
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What about . . . Italian !
I hate seeing my cousins taken out by a vampire , but it sure makes for a good movie , especially when all your favorite gangster stars are there . There's Richie , Rocky , Carmine , & Paulie from the Sopranos ( David Proval , Rocco Sisto , Tony Lip & Tony Sirico ) , Chazz Palminteri , Robert Loggia , Luis Guzmán , and...
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Yes ! Yes I do ! I like Christmas ! I LOVE Christmas !
The role of Ebenezer Scrooge was supposed to go to Lionel Barrymore , who was famous at the time for doing the radio version of this film , but he suffered an accident and could not star in the first talking version of this story . Reginald Owen got the role of his career as Scrooge and really did a fine job of playing...
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You look surprised . I thought you expected me .
The lovely Daniela Bianchi joins Sean Connery in her first English film as a Russian who help him get the encoding machine and keep it out of the hands of Spectre . Lotte Lenya is here as the evil Rosa Kreb , the woman who you definitely want to get it in the end . This is definitely a cold war film with the Capitalist...
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I'm sick of you and your perfect world , because it is not perfect !
I watched this movie just to see Margarita Levieva ( Noise ) . I don't usually like Hollywood remakes , but since I have not seen the original ( Den Onsynlige ) , I had nothing to compare it to . It really captivated me : the story of betrayal and death and return as a ghost . If I had a mom ( Marcia Gay Harden ) like ...
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The only way to finish them off is to stab them in the left eye that goes all the way to the brain .
You may remember Ivana Baquero as the cute 12-year-old Ofelia in Pan's Labyrinth . She took home a shelf full of awards , including a Goya . She's 15 now , and still cute . She is among a group of teens that find a thief ( Maru Valdivielso ) dressed as Santa down a hole , and they torture her to get the money she stole...
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Wartime propaganda
On a Nazi twin bill , I watched this film , also known as The Adventures of Tartu , or simply Tartu . It was a much more involved thriller with Robert Donat as a British Officer who goes to Romania to hopefully destroy the latest in Nazi poison gas . Unlike Saddam Hussein , the Nazis really did have WMDs and the releas...
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You're a super cop , and you have no memory ?
Long before Rush Hour with Chris Tucker , Jackie Chan was doing his own series of cop movies . The formula is exactly the same : a mixture of amazing chop socky with humor and lots of shooting and explosions . You will find more violence in the Chinese versions than the tamer American movies . Instead of Chris Tucker ,...
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Beer and Back Bacon
Before Wag the Dog , Michael Moore gave us this quirky film about a President that uses an invasion of Canada to boost his popularity . Adam Sandler lovers should tune in to see how comedy is really done with John Candy and Rhea Perlman . It is a clever spoof on Americans ignorance of Canadians , and the rest of the Wo...
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Increasing our understanding
Today the 3rd Amendment to our Constitution appears to be a forgotten artifact of the Founding Era , for it forbids a practice that no longer troubles Americans - the quartering of soldiers in private homes . This was a big problem until the Revolution . This film demonstrates the practice in the Israli-Palestinian con...
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Don't let them bury me ! I'm not dead !
Wes Craven ( Red Eye , Scream ) gave us this zombie film almost 20 years ago . It is not your traditional zombies , but more modern day horrors . Supposedly , this is based on true facts . Kind of like the early porn films that had a doctor in the beginning talking about the evils of nymphomania or some such sexual per...
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I'd like to eat those hams , too .
Bigas Luna is being touted as the new Pedro Almodovar in this Spanish comedy . I don't know about that , but the film is funny and interesting and a chance to see a lot of Penolope Cruz in her first film . Thae fact that you get a bonus with Italian beauties Anna Galiena and Stefania Sandrelli as the mothers just makes...
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They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger .
Basic story here is one of situational ethics . This is the kind of thing that the right-wing nut-jobs on radio and TV decry except when it is used to do things like fight drugs or find terrorists . In this movie James Marsden plays a returning Desert Storm vet that got in trouble and is used by the government ( Brian ...
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Darling , I am more man than you will ever be , and more woman than you will ever get .
What do Kevin Spacey , Philip Seymour Hoffman , Denzel Washington , and Russell Crowe have in common . They were all up for the Best Actor Award at the 2000 Screen Actors Guild competition . Spacey won for American Beauty , but Hoffman was there for this film . You can always predict that Robert De Niro will turn in a ...
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I made you the priest's whore .
Only the third feature film by Mexican director Carlos Carrera , it was a Golden Globe and Oscar nominee . I am sure that the Catholic Church was not happy with that ! I can see Bill Donahue of the Catholic League fuming and frothing over a film that features a pastor laundering drug money and sleeping with his houseke...
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Good thriller - lots of action
First off the technical aspects of this movie were superior in every sense . The sound , the editing , the camera work , all of it was fantastic and made this an enjoyable treat . You have to enjoy all that because , with the exception of Donald Sutherland who is always on , the acting isn't there . Wesley Snipes is on...
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Happy Birthday Francis
There are more obvious choices for viewing Francis Ford Coppola as a director , but this little gem is worth viewing a Kathleen Turner's best movie , in my humble opinion . For me , it is probably the ultimate fantasy ( except for being the one who makes Halle Berry a happy woman ) . Peggy Sue ( Turner ) is living a cr...
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It does not do to dwell on dreams , Harry , and forget to live .
I went back to look at the two Chris Columbus-directed Harry Potter movies . These were the one that were more light fantasy and enjoyable in that light . Mr . Ollivander : Curious . . . very curious . . . Harry : Excuse me , sir , but what's curious ? Mr . Ollivander : I remember every wand I've ever sold , Mr . Potte...
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You can go to heaven with this .
Attacked as she was bathing , Ochô was forced to defend herself against a group intent on her death - outside in the snow ! Her magnificent swordplay was enhanced by her nakedness , and soon her creamy white breasts were stained in blood . Creamy white breasts appear in this film more often than swords . There are fami...
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A good one for Veteran's Day
There is no big action in this film . It could easily be a play . It is , however , a great story of 13 heroic men who stood against impossible odds to do their duty . In that sense , it is a good film for Veteran's day . Most of the soldiers in WWII did not do Audie Murphy style heroics , but did their duty and hung i...
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An interesting murder mystery
This may not be Dario Argento's best work , but it is still an interesting story and has some fine performances by Karl Malden and James Franciscus . Some old TV watchers may remember Franciscus as Longstreet , a blind detective , that was out at the same time this film was released . In this film , it is Malden who pl...
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I'm gonna f8ck you back to the stone age .
How to describe a film so avant-garde that Dirk Bogarde threatened to quit the Cannes jury if it got an award ? A film that references Blade runner , with a burned-out cop ( Michael Elphick ) brought back into a futuristic Europe to find a serial killer . A film that has been described by some as " The Silence of the L...
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I am here to get the girl back , sir . And there is nothing I will not do to get the girl back .
I almost thought that I was watching The Shooter again , but this David Mamet film starring Val Kilmer was way above that . It was reminiscent of watching a Kurosawa samurai film . The cold ( Do I need to know that ? If I want camaraderie , I'll join the Masons . ) , calculating warrior , whose only concern was accompl...
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I've known buildings that were easier to talk to than you .
The role of Provost Marshall at the Presidio was not real stretch for Sean Connery . He just had to continue the role he played in The Untouchables the year before . That is not to say that he wasn't good , but it was a familiar type for him - tough cop and tough father . This time he was protecting his daughter , play...
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What if you kill somebody whose death makes the world a better place ?
It's 1909 and you're alone with a young artist named Adolph . Do you kill him ? A hypothetical question becomes real for a group of friends ( Cameron Diaz , Ron Eldard , Annabeth Gish , Jonathan Penner , and Courtney B . Vance ) that inadvertently have a gung ho ex-Marine ( Bill Paxton ) for dinner . They decide that t...
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Before Chuck and Larry . . .
Forget Chuck and Larry . When you have Ralph and Vince , you have it all . These two made for some of the funniest comedy I have seen out of Australia . Vince ( Paul Hogan ) has tax problems and the Australian government has just passed a law that allows same-sex couples a tax break - and it's retroactive . Scheming to...
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Hot for Hedy as a Potuguese beauty
It could only happen in Hollywood . They buy the rights to a Steinbeck novel about Mexicans and Portuguese in California and put all white actors in the cast . Now , maybe I can buy Hedy Lamarr as a Portuguese beauty , but Spenser Tracy and John Garfield as Mexicans ? Ludicrous casting , especially when the story is so...