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366,138 | 3,109,237 | 106,682 | 1 | A lost film that should have stayed lost | It's almost impossible to find out anything about The Dead Talk Back . It was made in 1956 or 1957 ( depending on which sources you're look at ) and immediately shelved . As far as I can tell , it was never shown anywhere . I'm assuming that sometime around 1993 , Sinister Cinema found the film and somehow procured the... |
366,770 | 3,109,237 | 118,137 | 1 | Wuur-wilf ? You mean Joel thinks this thing is a wuur-wilf ? | When I write one of these little reviews , there are certain words I try to avoid when describing a movie . Some words just don't seem appropriate . But when it comes to Werewolf , I'm going to break this rule . Werewolf has to be one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen . While watching Werewolf , it's difficult to ... |
366,547 | 3,109,237 | 165,758 | 1 | Where in the World is Cameron Mitchell ? | What was that ? I've seen a lot of bad movies in my time , but Enforcer from Death Row ranks right up there with the absolute worst . I wasn't expecting the second coming of Citizen Kane or anything , but come on - this thing is barely watchable . I would have probably never rented Enforcer from Death Row but for two t... |
366,326 | 3,109,237 | 60,753 | 1 | Water ! Thirsty ! Sick man ! | Do you know what's worse than a movie directed by Coleman Francis ? A movie directed by and starring Coleman Francis . I simply cannot imagine anyone watching this thing without the Mystery Science Theater 3000 commentary . I'm a fan of " bad " movies , but Red Zone Cuba would be too much on its own . A nonsensical plo... |
366,102 | 3,109,237 | 93,872 | 1 | You're all useless and crazy . | Robot Holocaust is about the lamest , most pathetic attempt at making a post-apocalyptic movie that I've seen . And I thought the Italians were the masters of wretched Mad Max wannabes . Some of those movies like Escape 2000 are positively brilliant in comparison with this piece of poo . The plot is nonsensical ? even ... |
366,639 | 3,109,237 | 80,646 | 1 | Inept is the word that comes to mind | Based on a lot of what I've read about Don't Go in the House , it seems to be a Love It or Hate It kind of movie . There appears to be very little middle ground . Put me in the Hate It category . If you take a look at some of the other stuff I've reviewed and enjoyed , you'll notice I do not automatically write-off a m... |
366,435 | 3,109,237 | 98,333 | 1 | For the last time . . . I command you , in the name of all that is evil . . . budge ! Budge ! | Basically , you can take the comments I recently wrote on Lou Ferrigno's two Hercules movies and apply them to his Sinbad outing . If possible , however , Sinbad of the Seven Seas is even more of a snooze-fest than those two films . I don't know when I've been so utterly bored by a movie . I could do the usual and ment... |
365,955 | 3,109,237 | 95,900 | 1 | The Worst | - Over the years , I've seen my fair share of really bad movies . But none can compare with Prime Evil . I bow down before thee oh King of Garbage . It's the worst of the worst . I literally despise this movie with every fiber of my being . - The story , although it doesn't really matter , starts with a 13th Century mo... |
365,912 | 3,109,237 | 57,181 | 1 | Look at the beautiful , speening wheel . See how it speens ! | Calling The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies " bad " doesn't begin to cover how wretched this movie really is . The word " bad " just doesn't seem strong enough . Everything about this movie reeks like a Diaper Genie left out in the sun on a hot summer day . I don't mind a bad... |
366,647 | 3,109,237 | 78,350 | 1 | Michael " Paycheck " Caine strikes again ! | As a point of reference , I don't rate every other movie I see a . Of the 1 , 005 movies I've bothered to rate over the past few years , I've only given 20 of them a . It takes a " special " movie can join the ranks of Prime Evil , The Creeping Terror , and Curse of the Swamp Creature . The Swarm is one of those " spec... |
366,380 | 3,109,237 | 58,615 | 1 | Why ? | Why ? Why make a movie like The Starfighters ? My initial thought was that it might be some sort of " wave the flag , isn't the military great , wouldn't you like to join the Air Force " movie . But that can't be right . This thing is too deadly dull to inspire anyone to run out and enlist . Similar movies from the 40s... |
366,136 | 3,109,237 | 89,280 | 1 | An abomination of film-making | I see a lot of " Worst " movie lists on IMDb . If I look at one of these lists and don't see Hobgoblins , I can't take it seriously . Hobgoblins represents a standard in bad movie-making that all other bad movies should be measured against . Personally , I don't have a " Worst " list , but if I did , you can bet that H... |
366,473 | 3,109,237 | 89,271 | 1 | And I thought Hercules ( 1983 ) was bad . | The Adventures of Hercules has to be one of the lamest excuses for a movie I've yet run across . You would have to look far and wide to find anything that approaches the level of ineptness on display in this movie . Acting ? Bad . Editing ? Bad . Direction ? Bad . Special Effects ? Bad and Laughable . Plot ? Bad . Ligh... |
366,662 | 3,109,237 | 60,270 | 1 | My Eyes , My Eyes ! ! ! | - In the years I've been visiting the IMDb website , I've rated a few movies a . But there are a handful of these that stand out as being the absolute worst of the worst . Included in this very select group are The Creeping Terror , The Hollywood Strangler Meets the Skid Row Slasher , Jason X , and the monstrosity know... |
366,187 | 3,109,237 | 55,380 | 1 | Film-making at its most abysmal | Rocket Attack U . S . A . is film-making at its most abysmal . There is absolutely nothing positive I can come up with to say about the movie . Both artistically and technically the movie is horrible . When you watch something this bad you at least hope to have a laugh or two along the way . Rocket Attack U . S . A . i... |
366,021 | 3,109,237 | 377,707 | 1 | I wasn't prepared for what I've just seen . | WARNING ? Watching Crocodile could prove hazardous to your physical , mental , and emotional health . Having just finished watching Crocodile , I'm almost dumbfounded by the ineptitude I've witnessed . I had been warned by a couple of trusted friends that the movie was bad , but nothing could prepare for what I've just... |
366,768 | 3,109,237 | 92,297 | 1 | It's cool , we just killed somebody . No big deal . | After writing back-to-back negative reviews for Werewolf ( 1996 ) and Track of the Moon Beast ( 1976 ) , I almost hate to make it three in a row with Zombie Nightmare . I've thought about raising one of the ratings because I really hate to seem so negative . But if you've seen this trifecta of cinematic crap , you'll u... |
366,604 | 3,109,237 | 100,273 | 1 | Someone should have fed this movie to the shark | This is one really bad movie . I've racked my brain and I cannot come up with one positive comment to make . The acting is atrocious . I've seen more believable performances on cable access . The plot is ridiculous . Stolen diamonds , secret recordings of the President , and a shark that attacks anything that gets near... |
366,218 | 3,109,237 | 79,300 | 1 | Simply Awful | - Such as it is , I'll try to give a brief outline of the movie . During a photo session , the photographer strangles his model . Meanwhile , a bookstore owner stalks and knives a wino . Later , the same photographer strangles another model . The bookstore owner stalks and knives another wino . This continues until the... |
366,287 | 3,109,237 | 310,837 | 1 | It's so deathly dull that it's not even unintentionally funny | If you're looking for entertainment , look elsewhere . Here's what you'll find in C . B . Hustlers ? a dozen or so vans , C . B . radios , and three decent looking women playing hookers . What you won't find is a plot , acting ability , production values , comedy , or much of anything interesting . In short , C . B . H... |
366,574 | 3,109,237 | 55,612 | 1 | So wretched that I felt like retching | A junkyard owner is approached by two hoods to help them with an armored car heist they have planned . Although hesitant at first , he agrees after meeting and falling for a stripper trying to break into acting . He wants the money to help her get away from the seedier side of Hollywood . The robbery goes off as planne... |
366,456 | 3,109,237 | 81,027 | 1 | What was that ? | - A group of Nazi soldiers are gunned down by the locals in a small French village . Deciding they must hide the bodies as quickly as possible , the dead Nazis are thrown into the local lake . Twelve years later , several young females either go missing or turn up dead . Could it be the legend the locals call " The Gho... |
365,999 | 3,109,237 | 82,744 | 1 | Avoid at all cost ! | After watching this " movie " I did what I usually do ? I looked it up on IMDb . When I saw the rating , I had to check to make sure I was looking at the right " movie " . 4 . 4 ! Come on ! That's about 3 . 4 points too high . I have seen a lot of bad movies in my time , but Midnight certainly ranks with the very worst... |
366,864 | 3,109,237 | 57,970 | 1 | Forget Manos and Plan 9 - This is the Grandaddy of Bad Movies | - A few days ago , I wrote that The Skydivers was one of the two or three worst movies I had ever seen . Well , I had completely forgotten about The Creeping Terror . This is the Grandaddy of Bad Movies . Forget what you've heard about films like Manos or Plan 9 - there not even in the same ballpark with this pile of l... |
366,276 | 3,109,237 | 57,859 | 1 | Three new bodies . Fresh , live , young bodies . | I see that the movie I've watched twice under the name The Atomic Brain is actually known as Monstrosity . Monstrosity , huh ? Well , it fits . I can't think of a more appropriate name for this dog of a movie than Monstrosity . When it comes to bad movies , this one is scrapping the bottom of the barrel . Everything ab... |
366,767 | 3,109,237 | 88,380 | 1 | Are the meek inheriting the earth ? | If the 80s were anything as far as movies goes , it was a decade of imitation . How many imitators did movies like Halloween and Conan " inspire " in the 80s ? Another influential movie that would see a number of imitators was The Road Warrior . From Escape from the Bronx to 2019 : After the Fall of New York , there we... |
366,181 | 3,109,237 | 48,256 | 1 | What a desolate , forsaken place . | Scientists discover a new planet and decide to send an exploratory rocket with four scientists ( two men and two women ? how convenient ) aboard . The planet closely resembles Earth with its breathable atmosphere , lush vegetation , and plethora of wildlife . The place seems simply ideal ? that is , until they visit an... |
366,769 | 3,109,237 | 75,343 | 1 | Chicken . Corn . Green peppers . Chili . Onions . . . . | For whatever reason , I have now seen Track of the Moon Beast on two different occasions ? once with the Mystery Science Theater 3000 commentary and once without . Should I decide to waste another 90 or so minutes for a third viewing , there's really only one viewing option ? watch the MST3K version . Track of the Moon... |
365,994 | 3,109,237 | 86,486 | 1 | As bad as a movie can get | I don't know that it's really fair for me to write anything on Oasis of the Zombies as I've never actually seen the entire film . I've tried to watch it at least four different times , but , I can't seem to get through it to the end . Why ? Oasis of the Zombies is such a complete and utter mess that I either shut it of... |
366,638 | 3,109,237 | 52,169 | 1 | Someone wake me when it's over | - A newlywed couple move into the home of the husband's dead former wife . It's not long before the new wife begins to have the feeling that someone doesn't want her in the house . She sees skulls all around the house . But when the husband investigates , he can't find anything . Is someone trying to drive her back to ... |
366,399 | 3,109,237 | 59,464 | 1 | A complete waste of celluloid | If you've read the background of Monster A Go-Go then you know that the movie almost didn't exist . Hackmeister Bill Rebane started filming the movie in 1961 . A shortage of cash forced him to shelf the project . A few years later , fellow B-filmmaker Herschel Gordon Lewis was looking for a film to complete a double-bi... |
365,979 | 3,109,237 | 103,768 | 1 | What an awesomely disgusting sight ! | Move along people ! Nothing to see here ! And I mean that ? quite literally . Unless you're some sort of dyed in the wool Lana Clarkson fan , I sincerely doubt you'll find a whole lot about Barbarian Queen II to enjoy . Other than a couple scenes where Lana gets topless ( one , where she mud wrestles for the leadership... |
366,282 | 3,109,237 | 63,790 | 1 | Unless you're a masochist , stay away from this one . | Is it possible to " rape " a movie ? That's how I would describe Roger Corman and Company's treatment of the Russian film Planeta Bur . Taking footage from that film and adding some terrible sequences he filmed , Peter Bogdanovich created one fine mess of a movie . Other than the nonsensical narration he recorded himse... |
366,613 | 3,109,237 | 57,507 | 1 | Gawd Awful | - Coleman Francis ' film , The Skydivers , is perhaps the . . . Oh , what's the point ? It's one of the two or three worst movies I've ever seen . I really try hard to not rate movies , but with junk like this , it's hard not to vote a " 1 " . - Almost everything about The Skydivers is abysmal . The acting , story , di... |
366,801 | 3,109,237 | 56,207 | 1 | Pass the caffeine | Colossus and the Headhunters should come with a warning similar to those found on bottles of medicine . Inducing drowsiness or sleep is an understatement - leaving the viewer comatose is more like it . Colossus and the Headhunters is the very definition of a dull movie . Every single moment is a complete and utter bore... |
366,497 | 3,109,237 | 61,765 | 1 | Deathly Dull | Two country singers and their manager are on their way to Nashville when they decide to find a place to stop and spend the night . They find a deserted mansion that seems to nicely fit the bill . But this mansion may be haunted . And if it's not , it certainly is the hideout of a group of baddies up to no good . Will t... |
366,233 | 3,109,237 | 70,438 | 2 | There's nothing much more frightening than the sight of a ludicrously large Nemo . | For a movie about a race against the clock to rescue a group of scientists trapped in an undersea research facility that's been hit by an earthquake , The Neptune Factor is incredibly dull . The problem is that for most of the movie , nothing happens . Ernest Borgnine ( who I'll give a little credit as he does his best... |
366,784 | 3,109,237 | 61,191 | 2 | What an unmitigated mess ! | What an unmitigated mess ! I know others have said something similar , but I had the same thought while watching The Wild World of Batwoman ? it's like someone took portions from a half-dozen bad movies and randomly edited them together . It takes real talent to make something this bad . There is no comprehensible plot... |
365,920 | 3,109,237 | 70,445 | 2 | Mean and Ugly | My , oh my ! I feel like I've entered one of the seven layers of Hell . Barn of the Naked Dead is one of the worst examples of " filmmaking " I've run into . A serious critique of the movie would be ridiculous and making fun of the technical aspects of the film or much of the acting is so easy that I'll not even bother... |
366,103 | 3,109,237 | 56,415 | 2 | In short , it's a disaster . | Lewis B . Moffitt is a medical student who seems to have it all . But what many don't know is that Lewis has an irrational but deep-seeded fear of the dark . He came by his fear quite honestly following his grandfather's wake which was held in his family's home . His mother ( in a failed attempt to win " Mother of the ... |
366,453 | 3,109,237 | 28,174 | 2 | Painfully BA | Revolt of the Zombies is BAD . There is nothing remotely entertaining about the movie . It is dull , lifeless , poorly acted , and poorly scripted . I've often complained that the original Dracula is a little slow for my taste , well this movie makes Dracula look like a roller coaster ride . The 65 minute running time ... |
366,179 | 3,109,237 | 72,666 | 2 | The formula they all laughed at - - Z sub A , A sub T . . . ZaAt ! | Even though I watch a lot of bad movies , it's been awhile since I've seen a plot that made less sense than the one found in Blood Waters of Dr . Z . For reasons known only to him , Dr . Kurt Leopold decides the planet would be a better place if fish were to take over . After a rather lengthy voice-over soliloquy on th... |
366,290 | 3,109,237 | 218,085 | 2 | Even by Franco's standards , this movie is a bore | When things go bad in a Franco film , they really go bad . Even by Franco's standards , Nightmares Come at Night is a total bore . The plot deals with a woman who may be going insane . She has reoccurring dreams of killing people and cannot distinguish what's real and what's part of her dreams . But the plot is seconda... |
366,006 | 3,109,237 | 93,300 | 2 | I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder . | I am completely dumbfounded . What in the world were the people behind this mess thinking ? When the movie was over , Jaws : The Revenge left me with more questions than answers . Here's a laundry list of my questions : 1 . How did a movie as good as Jaws spawn this junk ? 2 . Regardless of where the shark is in the oc... |
365,939 | 3,109,237 | 59,161 | 2 | Opening strange doors isn't a thing for a good clean-living American girl to do ! | There's a reason that The Eye Creatures ( or Attack of the the Eye Creatures . . . huh ? ) was such perfect fodder for Mystery Science Theater 3000 - it's one gawd awful movie . You could write a thesis on the many obvious faults found in The Eye Creatures . But it's a bit like shooting fish in a barrel ? there's no re... |
366,589 | 3,109,237 | 75,888 | 2 | Oh , the horror | - The movie opens with a meteor crashing into a lake . Unbeknownst to the locals , a dinosaur egg is also at the bottom of the lake . The meteor heats the lake , turning it into a giant incubator . You guessed it , the egg hatches releasing a dinosaur that proceeds to terrorize the community . - What utter garbage . It... |
366,493 | 3,109,237 | 56,499 | 2 | I don't even want to think about slime people ! | The Slime People is the story of a band of creatures from the Earth's interior , driven to the surface by underground nuclear testing . The creatures set up a fog dome around Los Angeles and attempt to conquer the city for their new home . With almost everyone else either dead or driven out of city , it's up to an ill-... |
366,842 | 3,109,237 | 52,609 | 2 | I don't mind a slow film but this is just plain dull | - After stealing a load of gold , three gangsters ( and a girl ) hire the local ski instructor to take them on a cross country ski trip . They plan to meet a plane that's to take them to Canada , but they don't plan on the blizzard that makes that impossible . Oh , and there's some sort of monster on the loose . - Beas... |
366,128 | 3,109,237 | 61,432 | 2 | Possibly the worst Franco I've seen | - I'm not sure how to describe a non-existent plot , but I'll give it a try . Two women , posing as a nightclub act , go to an island to investigate something . Everywhere they go , people ( I have no idea who these people are ) end up dying - sometimes stabbed in the back while in mid-sentence . Of course there's no s... |
366,348 | 3,109,237 | 80,080 | 2 | You've been talking for 136 years . | And to think that I've always felt sorry for some of the trash Boris Karloff was reduced to appearing in late in his career . But this thing that John Carradine made late in his career makes Karloff's Snake People look like Citizen Kane . It's embarrassing . Carradine is some sort of Shakespeare spouting vampire who us... |
366,318 | 3,109,237 | 76,161 | 2 | In the name of all the flocking blind cripples , I beseech you | I've seen a number of different film adaptations of The Hound of the Baskervilles , so I thought I might enjoy a spoof of this familiar story . Also , I've seen some of the other work Peter Cook and Dudley Moore did together and thought they might have a chance at success with such a project . My reaction , well if you... |
366,590 | 3,109,237 | 54,691 | 2 | The Brady Bunch go hunting | - While on vacation , two young couples decide to explore what they believe to be a deserted island . They soon run into Dr . Albert Balleau ( Wilton Graff ) who offers them the hospitality of his home - the only one on the island . Dr . Balleau's house is decorated with the trophies from his various hunting expedition... |
366,160 | 3,109,237 | 61,014 | 2 | I love Bava , but this movie is almost unwatchable | Mario Bava is responsible for some of my all-time favorite movies . Black Sunday , Kill Baby ? Kill , Danger : Diabolik , Black Sabbath , and Blood and Black Lace are all in my top 100 . I guess you could call me a Bava fanboy . As far as I'm concerned , Mario Bava was a genius and one of the greatest directors ever . ... |
366,388 | 3,109,237 | 52,286 | 2 | Inept , dull , monotonous , laughable , clumsy , horrible , etc . | I admit it ? if it wasn't for a copy of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of Terror from the Year 5000 , I doubt I would have ever had the intestinal fortitude to sit through this thing . It's bad in every way a movie can be bad . I've often seen ( and even occasionally used ) the expression , " So bad it's good... |
366,156 | 3,109,237 | 76,214 | 2 | Why is Myrna Loy in this movie ? | Is there a book titled " How to Make a Movie with Every ' Man vs . Nature ' Cliché Imaginable " ? If not , Ants would make excellent source material for the chapter on killer insects . Ants doesn't have one shred of originality to be found at any point of its 100 minute runtime . I suppose the most surprising thing abo... |
366,337 | 3,109,237 | 66,476 | 2 | This is where the fish lives . | Sometimes I feel like I ramble on and on when I'm writing one of these . No worries this time though , because I'm keeping it short and sweet . The Touch of Satan is one of the biggest bores of a movie to ever come down the pike . Lackluster people doing dull and unimaginative things make for one excruciating experienc... |
366,602 | 3,109,237 | 46,066 | 2 | A good example of an Ed Wood movie not made by Ed Wood | Where to begin ? The plot is so convoluted that I don't know if I can do it justice . I'll give it a brief try . Dr . Leland Masterson , intrigued by the work of Dr . Aranya , visits his secret underground lab to gain an insight on the work he is performing . He is shocked to learn that Dr . Aranya is injecting spider ... |
366,845 | 3,109,237 | 65,478 | 2 | Plain Old Bad | - A sex-crazed woman murders her ailing father so she can use the inheritance to help her " boyfriend " out of a jam . What the woman doesn't know , however , is that her father has left all of his money to her sister . - Let's get this over with - Blood Mania is BAD . Take some of the choices that were made with the c... |
366,080 | 3,109,237 | 279,919 | 2 | Pathetic | If I were doing a one word review of The Legend of Bigfoot , it would be PATHETIC . This purported documentary is pathetic in every sense of the word and in every way imaginable . From the braggadocios but ultimately pointless narration to the exaggerated claims of presenting proof of the Bigfoot's existence , it's all... |
366,758 | 3,109,237 | 52,394 | 2 | Dance ! | When you're writing about a movie as brutally bad as The Wild Women of Wongo , going through an elaborate plot description seems somehow completely unnecessary . So , very briefly , the movie is about the tribe of Wongo where the women are beautiful , but the men aren't . They meet the Goona tribe where the men are bea... |
366,124 | 3,109,237 | 69,933 | 2 | How is it that Young Hannah is 700 years old ? | For the most part , Crypt of the Living Dead or Young Hannah : Queen of the Vampires or Vampire Women is a throughly retched movie . All you really need to know about the story is that 700 year old Hannah is released from her tomb on an almost uninhabited island . She bites a few locals and is then dispatched herself .... |
366,163 | 3,109,237 | 435,705 | 2 | It happened . It just hasn't happened yet . | What a load ! Next has to be one of the most contrived pieces of garbage to come down the pike in quite a while . To begin , the plot is utterly ridiculous . Nicholas Cage is Chris Johnson , a man who has the ability to see two minutes into the future . For some reason known only to her , FBI Agent Callie Ferris ( Juli... |
365,961 | 3,109,237 | 70,066 | 2 | Based on the other comments , I must have missed something | To be as honest as I possibly can , The Devil's Plaything ( or Veil of Blood or Vampire Ecstasy or The Curse of the Black Sisters or ? ? ) is a complete bore . The movie has a good premise behind it ? the resurrection of a long dead vampire through the body of a descendant through the aid and assistance of a group of w... |
366,499 | 3,109,237 | 47,149 | 2 | Those eyes ! Those HORRIBLE eyes ! | While monitoring a nuclear test , a plane carrying Dr . Douglas Martin ( Peter Graves ) mysteriously crashes in the desert . When the wreckage is found , there is no sign of Dr . Martin's body . It seems that Dr . Martin has been revived by a group of aliens living under the desert . They want Dr . Martin to spy for th... |
366,064 | 3,109,237 | 338,526 | 2 | I can't believe some people actually like this stuff | Renowned monster hunter Van Helsing is sent to Transylvania to deal with Dracula and his vampire minions . The Catholic Church is worried about protecting its Eastern flank from the spread of evil . But Van Helsing has never faced a creature quite like Dracula . And Dracula proves to be only one of his worries . Van He... |
366,496 | 3,109,237 | 50,957 | 2 | Not much to recommend here | With the assistance of hypnotist Dr . Carlo Lambardi ( Chester Morris ) , Andrea Talbott ( Marla English ) is capable of regressing through a series of past lives . Some , like English maiden Elizabeth Wetherby , are quite innocuous . But Dr . Lambardi takes Andrea even further back ? back to a time before humans exist... |
366,298 | 3,109,237 | 62,960 | 2 | Poor Old Karloff | Poor , old Boris Karloff . Reduced to appearing in a string of wretched Mexican horror films just before his death . I'm not sure what made him decide to do it , but this is not the way for a horror legend to go out . Fear Chamber is plain old bad . The plot makes little or no sense at all . Scenes and character seem t... |
366,548 | 3,109,237 | 98,382 | 2 | What does God need with a starship ? | By the time The Final Frontier was released in 1989 , it's amazing how far the crew of the Enterprise had sunk . Gone was the campy appeal of the original series - replaced by childish jokes and lame one-liners . The plot involving Spock's half-brother ( Was there ever any mention of a half-brother before this movie ? ... |
366,440 | 3,109,237 | 62,946 | 2 | A million miles away from Fay Wray | - I can sum up this movie in one word - trash . Everything about Kong Island is near the bottom of the barrel . First , let's look at the name - Kong Island - what a rip-off . When I see the name " Kong " , I naturally think of a very large gorilla . There is no towering ape in this movie . Instead , there are a few av... |
365,947 | 3,109,237 | 78,345 | 2 | Charlie Jones | The championship game is only a couple of days away , but things in New Orleans aren't as they should be . From players with marital problems to drug overdoses to gambling problems to a killer on the loose , life is getting in the way of what should be a memorable , wonderful time . Can things be put back into order an... |
366,568 | 3,109,237 | 86,972 | 2 | I never knew Miles O'Keeffe was from Tennessee ? | Another in the long line of Conan wannabes that tired to cash in on that movie's success , this Italian monstrosity is about as bad as they came . You know it's a bad sign when your heroes fight invisible enemies because the movie was made so cheaply there wasn't money for either adequate special effects or to hire rea... |
366,117 | 3,109,237 | 117,506 | 2 | See the Original | Humanoids from the Deep ( 1996 ) is a remake of a 1980 film of the same name . The original was not the greatest , but the remake is horrible . The basic story : Through some crazy experimentation , death-row inmates have been mutated into killer ( for lack of a better word ) fishmen . They kidnap women with whom they ... |
366,053 | 3,109,237 | 67,123 | 2 | Gamera is the friend of all children ! | When the Earth is threatened by an aquatic , shark-looking alien named Zigra ( and conveniently from the planet Zigra ) , it's up to Gamera ( and two very annoying Japanese children ) to save all of mankind . Gamera vs . Zigra is the bottom of the barrel when if comes to Japanese monster movies . Everything that makes ... |
366,504 | 3,109,237 | 53,464 | 2 | You there ! Discharge the caustic vapors ! | A spaceship from the planet Krankor invades Earth with the intention of stealing a new rocket fuel formula . Fortunately for all of humankind , Prince of Space is on hand to thwart the aliens at every turn . I have never seen Prince of Space without the Mystery Science Theater 3000 commentary and , to be honest , I'm n... |
366,315 | 3,109,237 | 107,910 | 2 | One big old dog of a movie | Plot ( and I'll keep this brief ? no point in dragging it out ) : Quest of the Delta Knights is the story of a boy , sold into slavery , who becomes the leader of a revolutionary group out to stop the evil Lord Vultare from discovering Archimedes lost storehouse and the knowledge it contains . This knowledge includes a... |
366,105 | 3,109,237 | 174,917 | 2 | Excuse me , but have you seen my little monkey ? | How do you explain a movie like Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders ? On its surface , the movie seems to be some sort of children's fantasy that was marketed at families . I mean what's wrong with a movie that features a kindly grandfather telling his grandson a couple of harmless bedtime stories about Merlin the Magici... |
366,798 | 3,109,237 | 58,208 | 2 | It's the voodoo , I tells ya ! | When radioactive waste is dumped in the ocean , the consequences prove deadly . The waste animates a few long dead corpses at the bottom of the sea and mutates them into " fish monsters " with a taste for human blood . In no time at all , Party Beach becomes Death Beach . Trying to decide the worst aspect of The Horror... |
365,913 | 3,109,237 | 55,452 | 2 | It may be miserable , but it's a hoot ! | Even by Ed Wood's standards , The Sinister Urge is a miserable movie . Everything you would expect to find in an Ed Wood film is here ? a ridiculous plot , bad acting , stilted dialogue , poor editing , and bad set design . Most of the " action " takes place behind a desk on an all but barren set as two policemen drone... |
366,261 | 3,109,237 | 69,165 | 2 | One good gore scene , but little else | What a mess ! Vengeance of the Zombies tries too hard to be everything . The film doesn't devote near enough time to any one element of the plot . Vengeance of the Zombies is all over the place . It's one part Satanism , one part Eastern mysticism , one part Caribbean voodoo , and one part revenge . Throw in some bad a... |
366,322 | 3,109,237 | 64,338 | 2 | This is Fu Manchu . | Even if it's only two or three sentences , I generally like to begin one of these with a brief plot outline . In the case of The Castle of Fu Manchu , that's pretty much impossible . The movie is a mish-mash of ideas that don't necessarily fit together to form a coherent plot . The movie may start out with Fu sinking a... |
365,977 | 3,109,237 | 92,534 | 2 | I've seen some amazing things in my life , but never anything to compare with this . - How true . | What a mess ! Almost everything about Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold is a complete and total disaster . In the movie , Quatermain puts a group together to search for his brother in the wilds of Africa . After facing several dangerous and near-death obstacles , Quatermain finds his brother living in the seem... |
366,231 | 3,109,237 | 55,562 | 2 | Very Early Sonny Chiba | To be honest , Invasion of the Neptune Men is about as bad a movie as I've seen . Maybe it's the cut of the movie I've seen or maybe something is lost in the translation from Japanese or maybe it's meant for a different age group , but whatever , it's bad . ( Note : I haven't rated the movie a because although it's bad... |
366,663 | 3,109,237 | 75,113 | 2 | Huh ? ? ? | - The less said about this steaming pile of dung , the better . It's hard to imagine that someone actually put up the money to finance this . What was the pitch ? " Oh , we're making a King Kong spoof with women in all the roles previously done by men . And instead of Fay Wray , we're going to put a man in that role . ... |
366,402 | 3,109,237 | 46,977 | 2 | I didn't think it was possible to make a movie entirely out of padding | What a cheap , lazy , and completely dull movie . I didn't think it was possible to make a movie entirely out of padding , but Cy Roth seems to have given it the old college try with Fire Maidens from Outer Space . It's got more padding than Joan Crawford's shoulders . What few moments of plot that actually manage to p... |
366,222 | 3,109,237 | 88,780 | 2 | It's like a guy wearing a black bathroom rug and false teeth | I'm not sure if Beauties and the Beast is a movie or just a compilation of someone's home movies . The plot , if you can call it that , involves a Bigfoot type creature terrorizing a bunch of hippies and nudists in the woods . The creature looks more like a guy wearing a black bathroom rug and false teeth than an actua... |
366,501 | 3,109,237 | 88,772 | 2 | These river bottoms are truly a sight to behold . | For the life of me , I cannot imagine why anyone thought that The Legend of Boggy Creek ( 1972 ) needed a sequel ? and 13 years later at that . The first Boggy Creek movie isn't anything special ( though I admit to an explained fondness for it ) , but episode # 2 is something different altogether . Boggy Creek II is be... |
366,731 | 3,109,237 | 57,808 | 2 | Lame and Tame | If you've never seen Mamie Van Doran , imagine a low-rent Jayne Mansfield with even less talent . If you need proof , take a look at 3 Nuts in Search of a Bolt . In this one , Van Doran plays Saxie Symbol ( oh , how clever ) , an out of work stripper who happens to have two male roommates . As luck would have it , all ... |
366,447 | 3,109,237 | 50,143 | 2 | The Ridiculous She-Monster | - The Astounding She-Monster is a creature from outer space who has come to Earth to check things out . I'm not sure what makes her so astounding and she's about the least frightening monster I've seen . Let ' see , she has blond hair , wears a spandex bodysuit , and has some of the funkiest eyebrows I've ever seen . O... |
366,423 | 3,109,237 | 156,894 | 2 | Look boys , I'm a hot dog ! | I've got nothing against movies that are a bit offbeat , weird , or even bizarre ? in fact , the obscure usually attracts me . And Pink Angels is certainly one offbeat , weird , and even bizarre movie . The plot ( or what there is of it ) involves a group of gay bikers headed to Los Angeles who run afoul of a band of H... |
366,037 | 3,109,237 | 46,248 | 2 | You look like a pooped out pinwheel . | Why do I do this to myself ? I know that there are those who have seen Robot Monster more times than I have , but when you loath a movie as much as I do this one , why would you watch it three times ? Yes , that's right ? I think Robot Monster is one of the absolute worst movies ever made with virtually no entertainmen... |
366,771 | 3,109,237 | 40,530 | 2 | Butterfingers of the Old West | There are a handful of generally unknown actors that I enjoy seeing in just about anything . One of those people is Douglass Dumbrille . From A Day at the Races with the Marx Brothers to Castle in the Desert with Charlie Chan , I always look forward to Dumbrille's performances . In Last of the Wild Horses , he plays th... |
366,854 | 3,109,237 | 84,096 | 2 | That was painful | While the premise behind The House Where Evil Dwells may be intriguing , the execution is downright pathetic . I'm not even sure where to begin as I've got so many problems with this movie . I suppose I'll just number a few of them : 1 . The Acting ? When you see that Edward Albert , Doug McClure , and Susan George ( a... |
366,243 | 3,109,237 | 97,174 | 2 | None of it is in the least bit interesting | There's really no need to go into plot details ? with a movie this bad they hardly matter . Suffice it to say that what plot there is involves three ( at least I think it was three ? but it might have been two ? not that anyone should give a rat's patooty ) stones that , when put together , give the holder some sort of... |
366,024 | 3,109,237 | 377,109 | 2 | Horrible | I usually begin one of these with a short synopsis of the plot , but with The Ring Two , I don't see any point . There's very little new ground covered or explored in this movie . While I found The Ring reasonably entertaining , it's a veritable masterpiece when compared with the sequel . The Ring Two lacks almost ever... |
366,029 | 3,109,237 | 40,500 | 2 | I could sure go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french-fried potatoes . | Beyond being a bad , terribly dull movie , I have a bigger problem with Jungle Goddess ? racism . I'm not sure why it bothers me so much in this movie when I can let it go in movies with similar racial incidents like any of the Tarzan movies , but it really bothered me here . The characters ( an by this I mean the whit... |
366,672 | 3,109,237 | 450,345 | 2 | Oh , no ! Not the bees ! Not the bees ! | What a freakin ' joke ! The 1973 version of The Wicker Man is a true classic and one of the most powerful movies I've ever seen . The final scenes have lost nothing and remain as strong today as they were over 30 years ago . The 2006 version of The Wicker Man manages to take most everything that made the original such ... |
366,817 | 3,109,237 | 329,101 | 2 | Insulting | - I finally got around to watching Freddy vs . Jason last night . My immediate reaction : I don't understand how anyone who considers themselves fans of Freddy , Jason , or horror movies in general could enjoy this piece of garbage . The movie is an insult to the intelligence of any thinking fan of horror . I could alm... |
366,583 | 3,109,237 | 67,016 | 2 | An absolute waste of time | A couple honeymooning in Transylvania is attacked by a ruthless group of killers . With the husband dead , the new bride , Justine ( Shirley Corrigan ) , finds safety in the home of her rescuer , Waldemar ( Paul Naschy ) . But Justin learns of Waldemar's " illness " that causes him to turn into a werewolf when the moon... |
366,339 | 3,109,237 | 66,958 | 2 | The Killer Kimono | There's as much wasted potential in Crucible of Terror as I remember seeing recently . Part of the film's problem is the muddled plot . Things get off to a decent start with an artist who uses a woman as the base for his bronze sculpture . Think of it as House of Wax without the wax . 99 % of the movie follows this plo... |
366,099 | 3,109,237 | 289,250 | 2 | Child abuse as entertainment | Man , how times have changed ! If you believe what you see in Junior Rodeo Daredevils , it seems that in the 1940s , any crazy stranger could take your kid , strap him / her to some sort of livestock , and watch them get thrown to the hard ground . Oh what fun - child abuse as entertainment ! What parent wouldn't want ... |
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