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366,372 | 3,109,237 | 76,009 | 3 | Satan has become an embarrassment to our progressive views . | Exorcist II : The Heretic is a difficult movie to write about . The things that don't work or the things that are totally ridiculous are the very reasons to watch the movie . It's an absolute mess and a helluva good time because of it . The plot - don't worry about the plot . It might make your head explode if you thin... |
366,755 | 3,109,237 | 54,415 | 3 | Haven't I seen this before ? | Twelve scientists from around the world are selected to be part of the crew that will be the first to land on the moon . Once there , they begin their work , but it doesn't take long before they realize they are not alone . A mysterious underground race of beings kidnaps two of the crew members and demands the others l... |
365,924 | 3,109,237 | 73,774 | 3 | What a waste ! | What's up with David Janssen ? I've seen any number of films he stars in and I've yet to see why or how the guy made so many films , especially late in his career . I know he made some good stuff early on like The Fugitive , but does anyone find the David Janssen that appeared in The Swiss Conspiracy appealing ? Are we... |
366,773 | 3,109,237 | 75,862 | 3 | Another Gawd awful TV pilot | It doesn't take long to see why Code Name : Diamond Head didn't make it onto the network schedules . The TV pilot movie doesn't get past the credits before it's obvious just how bad it's going to be . Maybe I missed something , because the plot didn't make a whole lot of sense . Based on what I got out of the muddled m... |
366,189 | 3,109,237 | 75,901 | 3 | Not as much fun as the other Cardona movies I've seen | Cyclone's plot features a group of people stranded at sea after a cyclone rolls through leaving them with little water or food . The movie examines the lengths these people will go through to survive . I have now seen three films directed by Rene Cardona , Jr . and Cyclone is easily my least favorite . While it has its... |
366,394 | 3,109,237 | 85,672 | 3 | Oh , this is bad ! ! ! | This has got to be one of the most inept pieces of film-making I've ever seen . The original Steve Reeves ' Hercules is a cinematic marvel compared with this drek . If it weren't so laughable it would be unwatchable . Just a few of my favorite moments include : 1 . The 5 + minute prologue that covers the creation of th... |
366,569 | 3,109,237 | 54,333 | 3 | Stop that bawling , you're driving us all nuts ! | Horrors of Spider Island is about as cheap and schlocky as a movie can get . The movie is about a group of Euro-broads and their manager , Gary . The group of strippers . . . err , I mean dancers . . . is headed to Singapore for some unknown reason - must have been a shortage of bad dancers in Southeast Asia . On the w... |
365,984 | 3,109,237 | 66,268 | 3 | Positives : Senta Berger - Negatives : Everything Else | I readily admit that I watch a lot of really bad movies . But there are very few that I can think of that are quite as bad as When Women Had Tails . It's a stinker of epic proportions . What should have been a sexy comedy about a group of cavemen discovering a woman for the first time is instead a dull , lifeless affai... |
366,701 | 3,109,237 | 54,285 | 3 | Not Bava - - - - - - SPOILERS - - - - - - | Having read comparisons between this movie and Mario Bava's films , I'd looked forward to seeing it for sometime . It's the story of a horribly disfigured woman who goes to a doctor for some unconventional treatments . It seems he has developed a serum that will restore the woman's beauty . But , the serum must be appl... |
366,032 | 3,109,237 | 43,757 | 3 | Look at the size of that footprint ! | I don't quite understand the reviews for Lost Continent on IMDb . Most of the users who have taken the time to write a review have rated the movie a 5 or better . Huh ? What did I miss ? Sure , it's not the worst movie I've ever seen , but come on ! Lost Continent is about as exciting as watching grass grow or watching... |
366,277 | 3,109,237 | 66,326 | 3 | I said the wheel felt mushy ! | San Francisco International ( SFI for the rest of this ) follows what I've started calling a Love Boat style of plot development . You know ? a movie or television show with an ensemble cast where each character has their own storyline that may or may not have anything to do with the other characters . One plot line is... |
366,620 | 3,109,237 | 76,271 | 3 | They should have let Shatner be Shatner | William Shatner is Rack Hansen , a small town veterinarian investigating the mysterious deaths of local farm animals . The State sends scientist Dian Ashley ( Tiffany Bolling ) to assist and the pair soon determine that thousands of aggressive tarantulas are invading the town . Kingdom of the Spiders has one of the bes... |
366,212 | 3,109,237 | 85,824 | 3 | Major Disappointment | - From the moment I saw this listed as on the Mondo Macabro website , I was intrigued . It looked good and the reviews I read were mostly positive . So when it was finally released , I couldn't wait to get my hands on it . After watching it , I wish I would have waited . - What a major disappointment . Right from the s... |
366,204 | 3,109,237 | 35,009 | 3 | Move along - nothing to see here | For reasons I cannot begin to fathom , Dr . Lorenzo Cameron ( George Zucco ) begins injecting wolf's blood into his dim-witted handyman , Petro ( Glenn Strange ) . The result ? Petro is transformed into a hideous ( as hideous as someone with a bad wig and pointy teeth can be ) killer beast . Dr . Cameron uses Petro to ... |
366,823 | 3,109,237 | 68,559 | 3 | Focus , Franco ! Focus ! | - The beginning of the movie doesn't stray far from what you might expect - Dr . Frankenstein and his assistant are transplanting a brain into their creature . The transplant works and the monster is not only capable of performing simple tasks , but can think and speak . But before the Doc has time to celebrate his vic... |
366,275 | 3,109,237 | 66,492 | 3 | Get me my hypo-gun - quickly ! | A group of students stumble upon a cavern in the English countryside . Inside they discover an ape-like creature that just might be the missing link between apes and man . Dr . Brockton ( Joan Crawford ) takes an interest in the boys ' discovery and begins a study of the troglodyte that she nicknames Trog . Just as Dr ... |
366,680 | 3,109,237 | 74,213 | 3 | You can't question Kelly's athletic ability , but his acting ability ? forget about it . | When a Hong Kong diplomat's daughter is kidnapped by drug smuggler / Satanist named Janicot , Robert Sand aka the Black Samurai ( Jim Kelly ) is called in to rescue the girl . And it's more than a job , it's personal . Sand and the girl have a relationship . Sand must use all his skill karate skill and training to bust... |
366,208 | 3,109,237 | 50,177 | 3 | Where do I get off asking the Regular Army for help with a bunch of oversize grasshoppers ? | Bert I . Gordon really missed with this one . For a movie that features a band of giant , mutant grasshoppers terrorizing the Midwest , Beginning of the End is very dull . So dull in fact that I had to wake myself three or four times , reverse the movie , and start over again . With droopy eyes , I finally finished the... |
366,760 | 3,109,237 | 52,378 | 3 | How do you reason with a 60 foot giant ? | War of the Colossal Beat continues the story of Col . Glenn Manning that began in The Amazing Colossal Man . I'm not really sure why Mr . B . I . G . felt the need to do a sequel ( Who am I kidding ? He saw an opportunity to make some money . ) as there's really nothing new to cover . It's the same basic premise with t... |
366,113 | 3,109,237 | 68,448 | 3 | What's with the music ? | Daughters of Satan ( 1972 ) stars Tom Selleck before he was a star . The basic story : Selleck buys a painting depicting the burning of three witches . One of the witches bears a striking resemblance to his wife . Soon , she and two other women begin behaving in a very strange fashion . Selleck is sure that his wife an... |
366,001 | 3,109,237 | 76,094 | 3 | I congratulate whoever pulled the plug on the television series | It's a romantic story that's as old as time ? boy meets girl , but girl is destined to wed Satan . Seriously , that's pretty much the whole plot . A girl is born and raised to make the perfect bride for Satan . Her whole life has been carefully planned and mapped-out for her . So when love enters her life , those who h... |
366,185 | 3,109,237 | 60,672 | 3 | What Mars really needs is something more exciting than this ! | The message coming from space is clear ? Mars Needs Women ! A genetic malfunction has lead to a shortage of Martian women capable of producing offspring . An exploratory force is sent to Earth to collect a few suitable specimens to be used in reproductive experiments on Mars . The Martian scheme is going as planned unt... |
366,144 | 3,109,237 | 76,518 | 3 | Avoid | - A small time hood tricks the local mob boss out of a lot of money . Of course the mob boss wants his money back and doesn't care who he has to kill to get it . The punk enlists his friend and an old mobster to help him save his life . - If this sounds ridiculous , it is . The whole idea that this Izod-wearing , dune ... |
366,403 | 3,109,237 | 96,149 | 3 | You're much more attractive with your mouth shut ! | I suppose I could go on and on about the many problems I have with this movie , but there's really no point . That dead horse has already been beaten . You can find page after page of comments on IMDb that describe in great detail the ridiculousness that is Space Mutiny . Instead , I want to focus on two areas that I f... |
366,112 | 3,109,237 | 51,173 | 3 | Where's the voodoo ? | There is a reason for the 4 . 2 IMDb rating . This film isn't very good . The cast is fine . Boris Karloff stars along with a decent supporting cast including Elisha Cook Jr . ( Wilmer from The Maltese Falcon ) . The story concerns a group of people that go to investigate the strange happenings on an island in the Paci... |
366,177 | 3,109,237 | 74,350 | 3 | I've never been a fan of Space : 1999 - and this changes nothing | I grew up during 1960s and 1970s and there's still a lot of television from this period that I enjoy ? The Avengers , Rat Patrol , Hogan's Heroes , Charlie's Angels , and Mission : Impossible just to name a few examples . I bring this up because Cosmic Princess is essentially two episodes of Space : 1999 , a syndicated... |
366,190 | 3,109,237 | 60,716 | 3 | One memorable moment cannot save a movie | A deranged frogman is kidnapping the most beautiful women of Venice and taking them to the sunken cathedral that serves as his lair . Once there , he dons a hooded robe and skull mask and embalms the young women in an attempt to preserve their beauty . The police are so ineffective that it's up to a local reporter to c... |
366,462 | 3,109,237 | 177,226 | 3 | Typical 70s trash | - During an initiation ceremony , a girl is accidentally shot to death . At least it appeared to be an accident . Her father doesn't think so . Seven years later , he sends anonymous invitations to the other girls to gather for a reunion . His plan is to find the girl responsible for his daughters murder and kill her .... |
366,486 | 3,109,237 | 45,094 | 3 | Do you always fight over girls ? | Before watching Road to Bali , Road to Singapore was the only other Hope / Crosby Road movie I'd seen . I enjoyed Road to Singapore and I've been meaning to give some more of these movies a go . In comparison , however , Road to Bali is terrible . It's just not funny . The jokes and sight gags never seem to hit their m... |
366,150 | 3,109,237 | 65,660 | 3 | At least it has a decent Bruno Nicolai score | Because this is Franco , giving a plot rundown is something of a futile challenge , but I'll do my best to hit some of the highlights . Dr . Frankenstein arrives in some unnamed village to work in a supposedly abandoned castle . The castle actually isn't so abandoned as it's really the home of Dracula and his vampire s... |
366,880 | 3,109,237 | 87,436 | 3 | Morricone's score almost makes the movie worthwhile | In the past few weeks , I've watched a number of movies with Amazon-style man-hating tribes who only seek the company of men for the purposes of procreation . In this one , the Amazons are wiped out by a band of men . Wiped out , that is , except for a hunter / warrior named Hundra ( Laurene Landon ) who vows to get ev... |
366,070 | 3,109,237 | 53,240 | 3 | Not my cup of tea | This is going to start to sound confusing because I feel exactly the same about The Day the Earth Froze as I do the other two movies I've seen directed by Aleksandr Ptushko . My comments for The Magic Voyage of Sinbad and The Sword and the Dragon are applicable here ( and this is where it gets confusing ) ? " ' The Swo... |
365,993 | 3,109,237 | 58,632 | 3 | No suspense and no intrigue make for a dull movie | To begin with , what kind of name is Code 7 , Victim 5 ? From what I saw , this ridiculous title has nothing to do with anything that takes place in the movie . Lex Barker plays some sort of security consultant / detective who is hired by a wealthy man in South Africa . The wealthy man fears for his life and needs prot... |
366,884 | 3,109,237 | 62,493 | 3 | That square bugs me ! HE REALLY BUGS MEEEE ! | If you decide to watch Wild Rebels , don't expect anything deep and meaningful . If you're looking for a film that explores the relationships and structure of a motorcycle gang , Wild Rebels is the wrong movie . If you're looking for an expose on the breakdown of the American educational system and the problem of juven... |
366,106 | 3,109,237 | 56,961 | 3 | No rats , not allowed ! | A space capsule is destroyed upon re-entry to the Earth's atmosphere sending a shower of wreckage across a Southern California beach . A teenager finds the astronaut's dismembered arm and ( inexplicably ) takes it home . How could he possibly know that the arm is possessed by a killer force or that he too will come und... |
366,411 | 3,109,237 | 74,384 | 3 | Too predictable | The 70s were without a doubt the golden age of " made-for-TV " horror . This is one of those that was probably churned out as an ABC movie of the week . It's the old story of a house and / or ghost possessing one of the new owners . The movie has promise , but it's never realized . Everything is rushed too much . Tensi... |
366,542 | 3,109,237 | 76,798 | 3 | Finleyville - The Home of Tree-Ripened Oranges . . . and Killer Tarantulas | Two guys , looking to make a quick buck , buy a plane load of Ecuadorian coffee to resale in the United States . On the way to San Francisco , their plane develops engine trouble and goes down in a field near Finleyville . But there's more than coffee on this plane . Unfortunately for the people of this small town , th... |
366,129 | 3,109,237 | 319,262 | 3 | Always something to eat in the garbage ! | What an annoying movie ! The Day After Tomorrow is filled with every disaster movie cliché in the book . Why does there have to be a child with cancer who is too ill to move as the impending doom threatens ? Why is it necessary to have people fall in love during the middle of a crisis ? Why should we care about charact... |
366,744 | 3,109,237 | 78,408 | 3 | Lifeless | To say that I was disappointed with Torino violenta ( I prefer that name to the American title ? Double Game ) would be an extreme understatement . To begin with , the movie is dull . It lacks the good action sequences , gunfights , and car chases that make so many of the other Italian cop / crime films entertaining . ... |
365,988 | 3,109,237 | 74,564 | 3 | What happened to Gator McKlusky ? | A two-time loser like Gator McKlusky ( Burt Reynolds ) will do anything to avoid a third strike and a long prison stint . So when a big city revenuer asks for Gator's help , what choice does he have ? Gator's mission is to get the goods on Bama McCall ( Jerry Reed ) , the nasty crime boss of a neighboring county . Gato... |
366,314 | 3,109,237 | 87,258 | 3 | Think you can take me ? Well , go ahead on . It's your move . | After apprehending the man responsible for the murder of his boss , Deputy Sheriff Thomas Jefferson Geronimo , III , is assigned the task of taking the killer back to Italy . On the way , however , the plane is diverted to Malta . Not long after landing , the killer escapes . Now , and with little help from the Maltese... |
366,745 | 3,109,237 | 57,100 | 3 | The worst of the Gidget films | Gidget Goes to Rome is easily the low point of the series . The comedy is lame and the story is neither original nor as sweet as Gidget . While Cindy Carol makes a better lead than Deborah Walley did in Gidget Goes Hawaiian , she's not going to make anyone forget about Sandra Dee . The series should have ended in Hawai... |
366,802 | 3,109,237 | 89,104 | 3 | No sugar you idiot ! | I should have known better ? a sequel to a movie ( 1990 : The Bronx Warriors ) that itself is barely average . Generally , sequels have a hard time matching the standard set by the original . And even though the standard isn't very high in this case , Escape from the Bronx is a failure in comparison with its predecesso... |
366,252 | 3,109,237 | 71,722 | 3 | A weird mix of genres | A Knife for the Ladies ( or Jack the Ripper Goes West ) is a weird mix of genres . It's a Western with a slasher storyline running through it . A mad killer is slashing the necks of prostitutes in the town of Mescal . The sheriff , Jarrod ( Jack Elam ) seems incapable of finding the killer , so the town's leaders bring... |
366,292 | 3,109,237 | 327,162 | 3 | Oh , I feel like Nancy Drew in the mystery of the mid-life crisis . | What a mess ! The remake of The Stepford Wives takes everything that made the original such a good movie and throws it all away . Instead , the movie goes for comedy and generally misses its mark at every opportunity . I'll admit that I did find myself smiling and almost laughing at a couple of scenes , but they are to... |
366,227 | 3,109,237 | 429,573 | 3 | A big time disappointment | Growing up a couple hours away from Adams , TN , I've been aware of and fascinated by the Bell Witch as long as I can remember . I've heard all the stories and read all the books . So when I first heard about the movie An American Haunting , I knew I had to see it . To say I was disappointed would be a gross understate... |
366,546 | 3,109,237 | 57,302 | 3 | Thank goodness for Mario Bava | 20 years ago , the Countess Irene disappeared somewhere in her castle . She took with her the secret to her hidden treasure . Flash forward 20 years and a psychiatrist is bringing his daughter to the very same castle . He hopes that this new surrounding and his daughter's possible connection with the Countess Irene ( s... |
366,727 | 3,109,237 | 135,033 | 3 | I don't know when I've ever disagreed more with an IMDb rating | As I sit and think about Poison for the Fairies , I realize that I may not being fair with the film . My rating of may have more to do with my disappointment with the film than its actual quality or entertainment value . Based on the plot description , reviews on IMDb , and the 7 . 6 IMDb rating , I would sure that I h... |
365,970 | 3,109,237 | 55,058 | 3 | There's a huge monster gorilla that's constantly growing to outlandish proportions loose in the streets ! | The tag-line listed on IMDb for Konga reads ? " Not since " King Kong " . . . has the screen exploded with such mighty fury and spectacle ! " Here are a few ideas for tag-lines that would seem to me to be more appropriate ( and truthful ) . " SEE a chimpanzee magically transform into a man in a bad gorilla suit in mere... |
366,108 | 3,109,237 | 94,153 | 3 | Sandy Frank does it again | Through a freaky set of circumstances , a woman and two children are accidentally locked in a cryogenic chamber just as an earthquake hits . Once revived , they find themselves in a strange world where apes are in charge . The three soon meet up with a man named Gono who appears to be the only other living human on the... |
366,010 | 3,109,237 | 50,718 | 3 | Hopelessly Dull | After watching the first movie in BCI's new Aztec Mummy Collection , it's difficult to believe how excited I was about the set and how upset I was when the release date was pushed back . I've watched a lot of Mexican horror in recent months . Some great ? The Curse of the Crying Woman . Some entertaining despite obviou... |
365,941 | 3,109,237 | 49,615 | 3 | The Phantom from 10 Feet | The Phantom from 10 , 000 Leagues , huh ? It's more like The Phantom from 10 Feet . The " Phantom " is as lame a creature as I've seen recently in a 50s sci-fi / horror movie . No movement to speak of , ridiculous looking , and only threatening if you get within 3 feet ? we're not talking The Creature from the Black La... |
366,553 | 3,109,237 | 110,018 | 3 | The weakest of the five | - In the final Hercules made-for-television movie , Hercules is called upon to save a village from a Minotaur . But things are not as simple as they seem . The Minotaur has a secret that Hercules must overcome if he is to save himself and the village . - This is easily the weakest of the five movies that preceded the t... |
366,881 | 3,109,237 | 402,022 | 3 | We're meant to die . Its what makes everything about us matter . | Aeon Flux ( Charlize Theron ) is an assassin in the year 2415 . She works for a group of rebels intent on overthrowing the government . Her target is Trevor Goodchild ( Marton Csokas ) , the leader of what's left of Earth . But before Aeon can pull the trigger , something strange happens . A memory is sparked of a prev... |
366,167 | 3,109,237 | 64,048 | 3 | Believe it or not , but the ingredients are here for an interesting , surreal movie | The plot of The Astro-Zombies is so convoluted that I'm not sure I can sum it up in just a few short sentences - but I'll give it a try . It seems that a series of gristly murders is being blamed on a Dr . DeMarco ( John Carradine ) . Until recently , Dr . DeMarco worked for the government on a top secret project where... |
366,661 | 3,109,237 | 71,627 | 3 | It's 903 corpses short | - A film crew is shooting a horror movie in an old , supposedly cursed house where over the years , seven people have mysteriously died . One of the crew finds an old book of spells and it looks like it would be perfect to use in some of the ritual scenes in their movie . It is reasoned that the spells in the book are ... |
366,772 | 3,109,237 | 62,035 | 3 | Bart Fargo ! | Oh , those Italians and their James Bond rip-offs ! While they sometimes have a bit of charm or interest to them , usually they're dull and lifeless . That's certainly the case with Danger ! Death Ray . The muddled plot centers on a group of baddies kidnapping a scientist who has developed a " death ray " . It's up to ... |
366,652 | 3,109,237 | 76,820 | 3 | In a word - disappointing | David Carradine is Harley Thomas , a moonshine runner . Trouble is , he's one of the small time operators . His fiancé , Nancy Sue Hunnicutt ( Kate Jackson ) , just happens to be the daughter of the biggest operator in the area . And R . J . Hunnicutt ( Roger C . Carmel ) doesn't take kindly to Harley's business or his... |
366,536 | 3,109,237 | 81,178 | 3 | Very Disappointing | - The Monster Club is a three story anthology held together by Vincent Price and John Carradine . The first story is about a wealthy , pale faced creature with few friends who falls in love with the hired help . She turns him down and must face the consequences . The second story is about a modern day vampire hiding ou... |
366,485 | 3,109,237 | 42,897 | 3 | I suppose you think that women should only cook and sew and bear children . | I completely understand the historical significance of Rocketship X-M , but that doesn't make it a good movie . To begin with , the plot ( or what there is of it ) is dull and lifeless . Five astronauts blast off for the moon ? they get knocked off course and end up on Mars ( huh ? ) ? cavemen-looking Martians throw ro... |
366,782 | 3,109,237 | 486,576 | 3 | Flame on ! | The Fantastic Four are back and this time they have to save the world from a planet eating entity . Along they way , they'll meet a new potential foe / friend in the Silver Surfer and reacquaint themselves with their old nemesis , Dr . Doom . While those two sentences are the essence of the plot , make no mistake , 4 :... |
366,157 | 3,109,237 | 64,137 | 3 | You find me degenerate - or worse even , French . | Until last night , I hadn't seen Castle Keep in a couple of decades . To be honest , I had completely forgotten how much I detest this movie . To sum-up my feelings as succinctly as possible , Castle Keep is too arty , too surreal , and too weird for its own good . Not once does director Sydney Pollock tell the story i... |
366,648 | 3,109,237 | 53,365 | 3 | That's a very nice dress you nearly got on . | What a shocker ! Who knew that Jayne Mansfield could actually pull off a role that required some real acting ? No , she's no threat to knock Ingrid Bergman off of anyone's top actress list , but she's surprisingly good in Too Hot to Handle . It's quite a change of pace from her roles that I'm more familiar with . Mansf... |
365,965 | 3,109,237 | 73,470 | 3 | I hate to rate anything with Edwige this low | You can pretty much guess my feelings of this movie when I say that the two best things about it are the movie's title and the presence of Edwige Fenech . Other than that , I can't find much to recommend . The killer isn't very interesting . The mystery elements of the film aren't engrossing . And the kill scenes are p... |
366,408 | 3,109,237 | 53,640 | 3 | Get off my back , Iris . I'm thinking ' . | After knocking over a market , Eddy Crane ( Tony Travis ) and the rest of his gang stop at a diner for a bite to eat . Quite unexpectedly ( at least I didn't see it coming ) , Eddy begins singing to a little jazzy number playing on the jukebox . He's overheard by a talent agent who thinks he can make Eddy a star . Befo... |
366,332 | 3,109,237 | 49,358 | 3 | Interesting as a relic , but that's as far as I can go | Reading through the various user comments on IMDb for The Sword and the Dragon ( the title I saw the film under ) I notice words like surreal , bizarre , goofy , ridiculous , wacky , and weird . I can understand how someone might use each of these adjectives to describe the movie . As I watched , I might have been temp... |
365,964 | 3,109,237 | 144,120 | 3 | Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt ! | Tiffany ( Jennifer Tilly ) was at one time in love with a serial killer whose soul now possess the killer doll known as Chucky . She pays a young man to retrieve the doll from a police evidence locker and brings Chucky back to life . She soon ticks off Chucky and he kills her . By a strange coincidence her soul becomes... |
366,418 | 3,109,237 | 331,632 | 3 | Where is the real Scooby Doo ? | I realize that Scooby Doo 2 is basically a kids ' movie . I realize that I am long past the target audience's age . And , I realize that it's a sequel to a movie I didn't care for . However , I grew up a fan of the original Scooby Doo cartoon . I was 6 years-old when the cartoon originally aired and I have fond memorie... |
366,258 | 3,109,237 | 69,417 | 3 | And I was sure this movie would work for me | On the way home from a day at the beach , four young people seek shelter from a torrential downpour at the home of Lord and Lady Alexander after their car runs out of gas . They don't know it , but the house they're staying in is to be the site of a Satanic ritual . Jane ( Camille Keaton ) , the only female of the grou... |
365,940 | 3,109,237 | 48,991 | 3 | The Shiny Spinning Coffee Pot in the Desert | Not a very hard plot to describe : an alien force lands in the desert and soon begins to use animals ( and a few weaker-minded humans ) to do its bidding . The terror begins when the animals go berserk and start attacking the humans . In the end , the creature is discovered and defeated by something it cannot understan... |
366,719 | 3,109,237 | 53,593 | 3 | You're too old-fashioned to be a genius . | Paul Krenner , a would-be criminal kingpin , hooks up with a safe-cracker named Joey Faust . Through extortion and force , Krenner has coerced a scientist to develop a process of making animals and people transparent . Krenner's idea is to use this discovery to create and army of invisible men to do his bidding . His m... |
366,657 | 3,109,237 | 99,994 | 3 | There's road kill all over Texas . | There are so many problems with Leatherface : Texas Chainsaw Massacre III that I'm not sure where to begin , so I suppose I'll try to limit my comments to the characters . I couldn't have cared less whether the supposed heroes of the movie lived or died . A more unlikable pair do you rarely run across . The guy was a s... |
365,958 | 3,109,237 | 71,331 | 3 | A Bore | - It's probably unfair , but I can't help but compare Gambling City with Almost Human . Both movies were released at the same time by NoShame Films and I watched them almost back-to-back . Where Almost Human was a thrill a minute sadistic ride into the depravity of man , Gambling City is a dull , lifeless bore . - My p... |
366,678 | 3,109,237 | 53,888 | 3 | Dreary | There's really not much need to begin this little review with a plot synopsis . I mean it's Shakespeare's Hamlet for goodness sake ? probably one of the best known plays ever written . I'm not embarrassed to admit that I came to this version of Hamlet the way most people on IMDb have ? through Mystery Science Theater 3... |
366,580 | 3,109,237 | 220,506 | 3 | Halloween and Michael should have died with H2O | Why was this movie even made ? Hasn't this story been beaten to death ? Did we really need another ridiculous installment in the series ? Of course the answer to all of these questions is money . Apparently and inexplicably there is still cash to be mined from the Halloween franchise . Too bad . Halloween H2O provided ... |
365,990 | 3,109,237 | 82,098 | 3 | Why do I subject myself to this kind of stuff ? | Lynda Carter is Kate Carlin , a social worker with a 14 year old pregnant girl as one of her clients . The girl has agreed to put her baby up for adoption through a private attorney rather than the State . After the baby is born , she changes her mind about the whole adoption process and wants to keep her baby . But th... |
366,718 | 3,109,237 | 51,993 | 3 | A wounded animal that large isn't good ! | I've been trying to write a plot summary for several minutes now and can't seem to do it . But with a movie as bad as Night of the Blood Beast the plot hardly matters . An astronaut crash lands and is believed dead . His body later reanimates , but is found to be carrying the embryos of some strange alien life-form . B... |
366,110 | 3,109,237 | 34,613 | 3 | At least it has Bela in it | Bela Lugosi plays a doctor who will do anything to keep his wife looking young and beautiful . To this end , he drugs brides during their wedding ceremonies to make it look as if they are dead so he can steal their bodies . I'm not exactly sure what he does with the bodies . I don't remember it ever being fully explain... |
366,286 | 3,109,237 | 63,549 | 3 | Something so horrible , it's inconceivable . | Dr . Marnie Bannister ( Magda Konopka ) is a horribly disfigured woman . When one of her colleagues discovers a rejuvenation formula , Marnie sees it as her opportunity to become beautiful . When she's denied the drug because of possible side effects , she kills her colleague to get what she wants . The drug works and ... |
366,888 | 3,109,237 | 82,159 | 3 | Peter Ustinov should have stuck with playing Belgian detectives . | I'm almost embarrassed to admit to having seen Charlie Chan and the Curse of the Dragon Queen in the theater during its original run . I hadn't seen it since and when I found the DVD on sale for less than the price of a rental , I decided to give it another chance . Big mistake ! It's as bad as I remembered . I suppose... |
366,025 | 3,109,237 | 71,150 | 3 | Skip It | Dismissing The Antichrist as a rip-off of The Exorcist is too easy . Sure it was designed to cash-in on The Exorcist's success , but it's not the first movie to ride the coattails of another movie . Just look at all the sequels that Jaws spawned ( Piranha , Tintotera , Crocodile , etc . ) for an even better example . M... |
366,507 | 3,109,237 | 46,264 | 3 | These Russian fantasy movies just don't appeal to me | I'll skip the normal plot synopsis and get right to it . Besides , anything I could write about the plot would hardly matter as the American bastardization of Sadko that I watched appears to bear only a passing resemblance to either the original Russian movie or the classic Russian folktale on which it was based . Firs... |
366,072 | 3,109,237 | 52,156 | 3 | See how the Storm God licks his lips at the coming feast ! | I'll try , but I'm not sure I can write a plot summary that's as long as that crazy title . A band of Viking women set out in search of their missing Viking men . Along the way , they run into a sea serpent and a whirlpool ( I'm not really sure how it all happened . The women meet this really horrible looking sea serpe... |
366,321 | 3,109,237 | 59,786 | 3 | Mikey - What a guy ! | A series of young women are strangled leaving the local police baffled . They catch a break when one young woman witnesses the killer in action . But she's unsure of what she's seen . And she's conflicted about telling the police that the attacker wore a jacket that looked just like her boyfriend's gang jacket . There'... |
366,611 | 3,109,237 | 92,860 | 3 | Enough of the bad jokes already . | - Reena the Seer ( Monique Gabrielle ) seeks the assistance of Deathstalker ( John Terlesky ) for a perilous journey . Deathstalker doesn't know that Reena is really Princess Evie in disguise . Reena / Evie is looking for someone to help her overthrow Jarek the Sorcerer ( John Lazar ) who previously overthrew her . The... |
366,841 | 3,109,237 | 90,627 | 3 | Another in a long line of bad Sword and Sorcerer movies | - I don't know who Alejandro Sessa is , but the Executive Producer on this piece of trash was Roger Corman . Amazons is just another example of the garbage that Corman allowed his name to be attached to in the 80s . Why Roger ? Why ? - Amazons is almost devoid of any real entertainment . It's boring , dull , and lifele... |
366,812 | 3,109,237 | 88,100 | 3 | You filthy rotten bloody shark | I wish I had something more positive to say about Devil Fish , but I honestly can't seem to come up with much . I can't even come up with many of those " so bad , it's good " kind of moments . Devil Fish is just plain old bad . The plot is completely derivative ( Jaws , anyone ? ) , the acting is wooden , the character... |
366,262 | 3,109,237 | 70,752 | 3 | The Swinging 70s | Superchick is a bad movie lover's dream . The plot is utterly ridiculous . Tara B . True ( Joyce Jillson ) is , by day , a mild mannered stewardess ( they weren't called flight attendants in the 70s ) with a secret . Besides the long blond hair she hides under a brunette wig , she's also hiding a man in every city she ... |
366,894 | 3,109,237 | 70,742 | 3 | It's not hard to see why this one didn't make the network lineup | A malfunction in space sends astronaut Neil Stryker ( Glenn Corbett ) off course and headed to something of a parallel world , called Terra , circling the sun exactly opposite Earth . As a being from space would pose a threat to this world's order , Stryker is held until a determination can be made as to exactly what t... |
366,528 | 3,109,237 | 859,163 | 3 | You guys are like mummy magnets ! | I caught The Mummy : Tomb of the Dragon Emperor with the family this past Friday night and couldn't be more underwhelmed by the experience . I'm not much of a fan of the first two Brendan Fraser mummy movies , but with Jet Li in the cast I was actually looking forward to this one . I honestly didn't expect much more th... |
366,777 | 3,109,237 | 597,034 | 3 | Lame | While I'm generally a fan of The Hardy Boys / Nancy Drew Mysteries , I'm not such a fan that I can't spot a bad episode . And it seems that in Season 2 , there are a lot of bad episodes . Mystery of the Avalanche Express is one of the worst . To begin with , the plot it just ridiculous . War profiteers ? Asylum seekers... |
366,378 | 3,109,237 | 69,005 | 3 | When bunnies go bad ! | The local ranchers are up in arms over the rabbits that have taken over their fields and destroyed the land they use for grazing their herds . A scientist comes up with the idea of using experimental gene therapy to wipe out the rabbits . But when one of his test rabbits escapes , the consequences prove deadly . The ge... |
366,416 | 3,109,237 | 56,211 | 3 | Time has not been kind | Having recently re-watched The Magic Sword for the first time in 30 or so years , I understand why it once appealed to me . Knights , monsters , magicians , curses , and a quest are things that would have appealed to a boy growing up when I did . Looking back on the film , I no longer find the same enjoyment I once did... |
366,503 | 3,109,237 | 81,432 | 3 | All the sleaze in the world can't save this movie | When Carol ( Vanessa Hidalgo ) starts looking into her brother's death , she begins to suspect something more sinister than " natural causes " . The closer she gets to the truth , the more of a threat she becomes to her sister-in-law , Fiona ( Helga Line ) , and the rest of the local Satanists . They'll do whatever is ... |
366,525 | 3,109,237 | 145,529 | 3 | Whoa , minutemen ! | Nick Miller has developed a means of time travel using a computer and his small airplane . Needing the funds to continue his experiments , he agrees to sell his invention to a large corporation named GenCorp . But Nick hadn't planned on how GenCorp would use his time machine . On his next trip to the future , he discov... |
366,621 | 3,109,237 | 66,982 | 3 | The Worst of Hammer | I've always enjoyed a good Hammer movie . I couldn't begin to list the number I've seen , but I could very easily put together a top 35 ? 40 Hammer movie list . Demons of the Mind would not appear anywhere on that list . It is without a doubt the worst Hammer film I've ever seen . The problem is not with the acting , d... |
366,685 | 3,109,237 | 79,598 | 3 | Predictable deserted island story with a number of television movie-of-the-week types and Hollywood has-beens | Mysterious Island of Beautiful Women is an utterly predictable deserted island story with a number of television movie-of-the-week types and Hollywood has-beens . The plot : A group of young Catholic school girls are evacuated during the Indo-China War . Their plane crashes on an island and the girls are left to fend f... |
366,324 | 3,109,237 | 59,290 | 4 | Despite its many flaws , I found it oddly entertaining | Even though The Human Duplicators isn't a very good movie ( it registers far too high on the boredom scale ) there's something oddly entertaining about the whole thing that keep me from rating it a bomb as so many others . It's a crazy mix of 60s sci-fi and spy movies . The plot involves an alien named Kolos ( Richard ... |
366,637 | 3,109,237 | 72,608 | 4 | Other than Feldman , not much to recommend | - Being too busy to take the case , Sherlock Holmes ' sends a client to visit his younger brother , Sigerson ( Gene Wilder ) . Along with his sidekick Sgt . Slacker ( Marty Feldman ) , Sigerson faces a client who can't tell the truth , missing government documents , an evil Moriarty , and an opera singing blackmailer .... |
366,232 | 3,109,237 | 65,163 | 4 | He who takes from Gwangi the evil one is cursed . | I'm racking my brain , but I can't seem to think of another movie quite like The Valley of the Gwangi . A Western with dinosaurs ? What could be more natural ? You gotta wonder why John Ford and / or John Wayne never tried it ! The plot ? While searching for a mythical miniature horse for her circus , TJ Breckenridge (... |
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