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This Is What Everyone Got So Worked Up About ?
I finally saw this film after everyone has said all that can be said about it , so I'll be brief . Expecting the absolute worst from Mr . Mel " Sadist " Gibson , I have to say that this film is nowhere near as good as its idolatrous fan base would have you believe , but neither is it as repellent as its detractors clai...
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A Good Movie Turned Bad
How disappointing that " The Last Samurai " becomes dreadful in its last half , because the first half is quite engaging . This movie is what results when a director with left-leaning sensibilities tries to make a liberal-minded " message " movie without the courage of his own convictions . So the movie is not content ...
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Just Not Very Good
Cover Girl is a lacklustre WWII musical with absolutely nothing memorable about it , save for its signature song , " Long Ago and Far Away . " This film came out before Gene Kelly really hit his artistic stride , and while there are evidences of his burgeoning talent here , mostly he plays sidekick to Rita Hayworth ....
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The Alien Itself Is One of the Least Unpleasant Things About This Movie
David Fincher's contribution to the " Alien " series is a completely unpleasant experience . It's grim , dour , grungy and depressing , filled with ugly characters who we don't learn anything about and therefore don't care about . As they get picked off one by one by the alien , we're moved to feel nothing more than th...
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Ridiculous in More Ways Than I Can Count
Just in time for the holiday season , director Edward Zwick offers the latest in his long line of bloated , liberal do-gooder movies , this one designed to make a bunch of privileged Americans feel ever-so-slightly-guilty about all of their Christmas consumerism . Of course , he ( and Hollywood ) doesn't want you to fe...
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Peyton Place in a Boarding House
A varied assortment of guests sling gossip , secrets and loads of melodrama liberally around the rooms and grounds of an English boarding house . Profound ? No . Entertaining ? For the most part . " Separate Tables " is what results when you mix " Peyton Place " and " Clue . " Everyone's a suspect for Most Noble Suffer...
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Desultory Adaptation
Coming into this adaptation of the Edith Wharton novel , I thought that Gillian Anderson was the element of the film I would most dislike . I'd only seen the occasional clip of her from " X Files " or the odd award show , but she always came across as vapid and slightly unlikable . My opinion didn't exactly change afte...
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Decent Idea . . . . Not Very Good Movie
28 Days Later would be a much better movie if the film makers had known what story they wanted to tell . As it is , they start with a high-concept apocalyptic plague premise that degenerates into a slap-dash , jumbled action movie . I suppose Danny Boyle and screenwriter are trying to make the idea of people being in...
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The Unfunniest Comedy of the Year
Wedding Crashers just isn't that funny , though I think it wants to be . After a dazzling , energetic initial fifteen minutes or so , the movie settles into a hum-drum , routine comedy formula and never recovers . Owen Wilson is low-key and pleasant enough to carry it through , but Vince Vaughan creates a grotesque c...
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Great McGinty Not So Great
A blah Preston Sturges " comedy " about a bum ( Brian Donlevy ) who climbs up the political ladder in corrupt Chicago as a stoolie for a crime boss ( Akim Tamiroff ) , but who discovers a conscience and a genuine desire to do good work along the way . Compared to some of Sturges ' other sparkling films , like " Sulliva...
573,718
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Cue Tears
A fairly maudlin film with undistinguished direction from Penny Marshall . Robert DeNiro gives an Oscar-bait performance as a catatonic man who responds briefly to the treatment of a benevolent doctor ( Robin Williams , in serious mode ) , only to sink back into his catatonic state . It's reminiscent of the short story...
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Work It , Jennifer
A female welder ( yes , you read that correctly ) dreams of being a ballerina - - all she needs to do is convince the audition committee for an elite dancing school that she has what it takes . Boy does she ever , showing them that stripper moves and ballet aren't mutually exclusive , all set to the top 40 sounds of Ir...
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Somebody Sabotaged This Film's Screenplay
I don't hear " Saboteur " talked about much in conversations about Hitchcock's films , and I can see why . It feels more like a product of a second-tier director filming in the style of Alfred Hitchcock than a movie directed by the master himself . Robert Cummings is the wronged man in this story , accused of sabotagin...
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A Star Is Born ( For Real , This Time )
Funny Girl may as well be called " A Star Is Born , " because that's what audiences at the time were witnessing , right before their very eyes . This is the film that introduced Barbra Streisand to film audiences and catapulted her into mainstream stardom , and nearly 40 years later , she remains pretty much the only...
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Girl Power , Ridley Scott Style
The critical scene in " Thelma & Louise , " and the one I think the screenplay got most wrong , is the one in which Thelma ( Susan Sarandon ) interrupts an attempted rape of her friend , Louise ( Geena Davis ) , in a bar parking lot . The attack is over , the women are walking away , and the attacker calls Thelma somet...
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Women in the Workplace , 50s Style
With the decade quickly drawing to a close , director Jean Negulesco realized that subsequent generations would likely revere " Peyton Place " as the ultimate example of 1950s camp , so he hustled this cornball movie out and ended up giving " Peyton Place " quite a run for its money . Actually , " The Best of Everythin...
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21,814
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Classic Horror Movie Sorely Disappoints
I knew Universal Studios excelled at low-budget horror in the 1930s , but I didn't realize just how low budget this movie would be . Tod Browning's " Dracula " looks and moves like an Ed Wood movie ; you can practically see the crewmen hiding just outside of the frame , holding the strings of the fake bats that come fl...
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5
Makes Unreality Seem Realistic
Jason Statham returns as Frank Martin in this weaker-sibling sequel to the 2002 original . This time around , he's filling in as chauffeur for a mucky-muck politician ( Matthew Modine ) and his wife , carting their little boy around from school to doctor to home and back . The little boy is kidnapped by a swarthy villa...
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One More Violent Christ Fable
Every so often I have that uncomfortable , squirmy feeling I'm sure all moviegoers do , when you're sitting in the theatre watching a movie that critics and audiences alike have hailed as a masterpiece , and you're not enjoying it all . That was me during " Pan's Labyrinth . " My only reaction after coming out of this ...
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As Believable as the Bush Administration's Reasons for Invading Iraq
Not to be outdone by Julia Roberts , Craig Brewer and his earnest cast led by Terrence Howard set out to prove that pimps , as well as whores , can have hearts of gold too . And despite the gritty 70s movie finish they spray over their film , " Hustle & Flow " is about as grounded in reality as " Pretty Woman . " Howar...
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Show Boobs , Win Oscar
A grueling film . Don't worry ; the two protagonists , played by Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton , eventually find a sense of peace and redemption . But , and this is a big " but , " not before both of them suffer through the most ridiculously heavy-handed series of tragic events ever committed to celluloid , which ...
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First Chapter of the Iwo Jima Saga Is a Resounding Dud
A noble failure . I saw " Letters from Iwo Jima " first , admired it but wasn't blown away by it , but reserved complete judgement until seeing this film , thinking that possibly taken together both it and " Flags of Our Fathers " would resonate more as a whole than either does separately . They don't . " Letters " rem...
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342,167
5
Fame Without the Brain
If watching a bunch of high-strung theatre star wannabes prancing around and hissing at one another is what you're in the mood for , " Camp " is made to order . I happened to be in the mood for it , but even so found that it tested my patience . For one thing , it's way too long for its subject matter . For another thi...
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70,239
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Can You Please Stop Singing ? We're Trying to Have the Last Supper Here . . . . .
Andrew Llod Webber's kitchsy musical about the last days of Christ is given a rather limp screen treatment by director Norman Jewison , who never found a story he couldn't pound the life out of . One doesn't watch ALW musicals for their dramatic depth in the first place , so it was a mistake to dilute whatever dramatic...
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68,555
5
Maybe the Only Film in History to Feature a Giant Rampaging Boob ?
Woody Allen's two previous films , " Take the Money and Run " and " Bananas , " had comedy-skit feels to them already , and in " Everything You Always Wanted to Know . . . . " he borrows even the comedy-skit format and breaks this film into several independent vignettes , each revolving around the topic of sex . Like a...
573,664
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380,599
5
Missing the Polanski Touch
If you love " Oliver Twist " and want nothing more than a very straightforward retelling of the Dickens classic , you will be well served by this movie . If , however , you approach this because you're interested in what one of cinema's most interesting and accomplished directors will do with the subject matter , you m...
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95,270
5
A Junky , Clunky Movie That at Least Left the Door Open for a Good Remake
John Waters acolytes will hate me for this , but I saw the recent movie musical version of " Hairspray " before I saw Waters ' original , and I couldn't get over the feeling that the original fails in comparison . Ricki Lake does not have what it takes to play Tracy Turnblad , the chubby girl with the big hair who land...
573,436
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23,775
5
Pre-Code Stanwyck Sleeps Her Way to the Top
This notoriously racy pre-Code film stars a gorgeous and sexy Barbara Stanwyck as a young girl from the wrong side of the tracks who moves to the big city and uses her " feminine ways " to keep herself in furs and jewels . Within the film's first fifteen minutes , Stanwyck's father has tried to pimp her to a frequenter...
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A Humorous Experiment , But That's About It
Before he worked up the courage to grab directorial reigns himself , Woody Allen produced this curio that will be entertaining to anyone who's stayed up until 2 : 00 am making fun of bad movies that seem manufactured specifically for air time during the wee hours . The format won't seem fresh to anyone who watches " My...
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Classy and Boring
A tasteful and oh-so-dull film about writer Isak Dinesen and her love affair with a big-game hunter in the wilds of Africa . Sydney Pollack clearly wanted to win Oscars with this one , so that most vile of vile movie terms - - prestige - - is dripping from every frame . Well , he won his bookcase full of Oscars , but t...
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328,589
5
Saved By Diane Lane
Diane Lane is a fascinating actress to watch . Her face is always doing something interesting , and she has a winning , winsome quality to her that makes you automatically root for her . She takes the role she's given here and actually does things with it that other actresses probably couldn't . Otherwise , this film i...
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105,323
5
Pacino's Oscar Bait
You can tell that Al Pacino was determined not to let the 8th chance of an Oscar pass him by , so he throws everything he's got at the Academy voters in this hammy performance as a cranky , blind veteran . Chris O'Donnell gives a blank-faced performance as the preppy college student who's paid to care for the blind dud...
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65,528
5
Too Literal and Not Anarchic Enough
Mike Nichols tries for a literal interpretation of Joseph Heller's amazing epic comedy , and the results crash and burn . " Catch-22 " the book is , of course , unfilmable as it is . A movie version would have to be 12 hours long just to fit in all the characters and plots , but there would still remain the daunting ta...
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5
Disaster Strikes Again
Just when you thought disaster films couldn't get any dumber than " The Poseidon Adventure " ( 1972 ) , " The Towering Inferno " comes along and proves that anything's possible . ( And if you think this movie is dumb , check out " Earthquake " from the same year ) . Steve McQueen , Faye Dunaway , Paul Newman , William ...
574,016
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A Movie About Smart Dumb People and Dumb Smart People
With a title like " Smart People , " you just know there's a lesson to be learned in this movie , and that it probably has something to do with people who think they're smarter than they are . Those people are Dennis Quaid , a tiresome boor of a college lit professor who nobody likes , and his equally tiresome and snar...
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Meh , Whatever
Ho-hum screen adaptation of yet another John Grisham pot boiler . Joel Schumacher is pretty much my least favorite director of all time , and Grisham represents the kind of author whose books instantly give me a hankering for classic literature , so the chances that I was really going to think much of this film were sl...
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47,203
5
Too Much Even for a Sirk Fan
I like Douglas Sirk movies , and I find the genre of 1950s melodramas fascinating , but even I had trouble stomaching this giant cornball of a movie . Jane Wyman plays the widow of a respected doctor , who dies because a piece of machinery needed to resuscitate him is being used on a nearby accident victim , a spoiled ...
574,354
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96,061
5
Yes , It's Another Version of " A Christmas Carol "
Yet another version of " A Christmas Carol , " this one set in the present day and starring Bill Murray as a self-absorbed television producer . Though another version of the classic story probably wasn't really necessary , this one is entertaining enough if you're looking to kill a couple of hours on the sofa . The fu...
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32,155
5
As Dry as a Civics Lesson
It's admittedly been a long time since I've seen " Young Mr . Lincoln , " but I recall that it plays more as an educational film you'd show in a civics class than as an engaging film . There was no one better to play Lincoln than Henry Fonda , with his willowy frame and haunted eyes . But director John Ford seems too i...
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85,244
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The Midlife Crises of Ordinary People
Nothing is more boring to me than any movie or book about someone else's midlife crisis , and " The Big Chill " is about nothing but a bunch of privileged baby boomers in the middle of them . The big cast features all sorts of actors who would go on to become big stars of the 1980s and beyond : Glenn Close , William Hu...
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43,278
5
Kelly Provides the Dance . . . But What About the Rest ?
Gene Kelly was so interested in putting groundbreaking dance on screen in this 1951 musical extravaganza that he forgot to include a story or characters while he was at it . The " Gotta Dance " fantasy ballet sequence in " Singin ' in the Rain " is considered by many to be the only thing wrong with that movie ; the ent...
574,103
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91,763
5
The First of Many Oliver Stone Onslaughts
So began the string of films with which Oliver Stone would assault our senses and earn him some of the most undeserved accolades in film history . " Platoon " is probably one of his stronger films , but it doesn't hold up well . At the time , it was notable for its authenticity in depicting the life of a Vietnam grunt ...
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427,969
5
A Rather Dull Disappointment
This slightly dreary film about the mysterious death of George Reeves , television's " Superman , " and its subsequent investigation feels like an opportunity missed to put a compelling and engaging story on the screen . The pacing is too sluggish and the ambitious screenplay too muddled for the film to ever come fully...
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32,194
5
Too Much of a Not Very Good Thing
A very long and very boring soap opera that finds Bette Davis taking care of Charles Boyer's children , much to the disapproval of Boyer's wife , played as a shrill harridan by Barbara O'Neil ( most known to me as the mother of Scarlett O'Hara in the previous year's " Gone with the Wind " ) . Though set in France , the...
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The Russians Are Coming . . . . . Wake Me Up When They're Gone
One of those epic all-star comedies in the " It's a Mad Mad , etc . " vein , with a bunch of rushing around and chaotic blundering that's supposed to tickle us with how funny it all is . Well , it's not very funny , or at least I didn't think so , and the fact that it was taken seriously enough to snag four Academy Awa...
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67,992
5
I Can't Forgive It for Not Being the Book
This version of the Roald Dahl classic has always weirded me out , and not in a good way . I don't like the way it looks - gangly and ugly - nor the liberties the screenwriters took with the book . I would borrow " Charlie and the Chocolate Factory " from my little grade school library , read it , and as soon as I got ...
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113,627
5
If Awards Were Given for Scenery Chewing , They'd Be Named for Nicolas Cage
A dismally depressing film about an alcoholic who travels to Las Vegas to drink himself to death and the hooker he shacks up with in his last days . I think writer / director Mike Figgis intends to amaze us with the film's frankness , but I was instead impressed by its ugliness . Nicolas Cage overacts to the gills ( bi...
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This Isn't Life , It's Blake Edwards
This Blake Edwards movie is like all Blake Edwards movies . That means it's fairly lame , has no particular style by which to distinguish itself , and looks like it's been airbrushed . This one revolves around some mid-life crisis topics afflicting a middle-aged couple played by Jack Lemmon and Julie Andrews . Andrews ...
574,316
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452,624
5
This Sure as Hell Ain't No " Casablanca "
A bit of a dud . This Steven Soderbergh experiment tries to recreate the tone and look of WWII cinema and all of those films noir that used the war as a backdrop for stories of foreign intrigue and dirty dealings . He films everything in crisp black and white and uses a square aspect ratio , the same ratio that films w...
573,569
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47,574
5
Eh , So-So
A harmless enough movie , but at the same time without much to recommend it . " There's No Business Like Show Business " provides one of those backstage musical frameworks on which to hang countless flashy production numbers . The stars ( Ethel Merman , Marilyn Monroe , Donald O'Connor ) take back seat to the CinemaSco...
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89,173
5
Some Hate It , But I Think It's the Best in the Series
That wily rascal Jason Voorhees is at it again . . . . or is he ? Yes , this is the installment in the interminable " Friday the 13th " series that thought it would be a good idea to do without its only reason for existence . . . the hockey-masked Jason . Though you hardly notice the loss , since you don't KNOW it's no...
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Tom Cruise Became a Star
Top Gun was to the 1980s what Jerry Bruckheimer movies are now : loud , dumb , uber-macho and slightly homoerotic . " Risky Business " had put Tom Cruise on the map , but it was probably this film that launched him into full-fledged stardom . Looking back now , he was obviously born to play this role , since it's not...
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5
Hot and Bothered in Small-Town America
A hopelessly corny and stodgy piece of 1950s film-making that thinks racy subject matter alone makes it important . Well , it doesn't . " Peyton Place " is a static adaptation of a scandalous book , filled with a cast of females who all look the same - - as blonde and coiffed as the most stereotypical image of a 50s ho...
574,380
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76,666
5
Look Mr . Kotter , I Can Dance !
It would be almost impossible to believe that John Travolta received an Academy Award nomination for this movie if the Academy didn't have a long history of nominating films and performances that left us scratching our heads at what they were thinking . Actually , Travolta's not bad in this movie ; if anything , he's a...
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102,798
5
Men in Tights
Kevin Costner had worked hard the year before to cement his place in Hollywood as a serious director and actor , and nearly undid all of it with his embarrassing performance in this film . Though at the time I believe this film was a hit , so maybe the joke's on me . Costner can't hold on to his British accent for anyt...
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37,800
5
Good Luck Getting the Theme Song Out of Your Head
I Know Where I'm Going ! is like other Powell and Pressburger films thematically : forces beyond the control of humans intervene and determine to a large extent the destiny of the heroine . But if you're expecting a dazzling , vivid and energetic film like " The Red Shoes " or " Black Narcissus , " you're bound to be...
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5
Wacko Merry Melody
This bizarre cartoon short is more disturbing than anything . The animation is creepy , and the content is rather adult for the art form . A bunch of unidentifiable animals ( I know I saw a gorilla , and maybe some foxes ? ) drink it up until they're soused , and a grand finale consists of a horse exploding while a bun...
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51,459
5
Cat Has No Claws
Yet another example of a 1950s stage to screen adaptation in which the entire reason for the play's existence is removed from the screen version in order to placate the censors . Why did people even want to make movies out of plays if they wanted to remove everything that made the plays interesting in the first place ?...
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90,319
5
Say You , Say Me , Say Cold War Tension
One of many films from the 1980s that used the U . S . - Soviet tension of the time as an excuse to put all manner of hokum up on the movie screens . Mikhail Baryshnikov and Gregory Hines come away relatively unscathed from this movie . Both are in it solely for their dancing abilities , and really that's the whole rea...
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395,495
5
A Lame Effort , Partially Saved by Juliette Lewis
Is there a production company somewhere that specializes in churning out the kind of banal , unoffensive films that are frequently used as in-flight movies , and if so , is it responsible for this film ? A flight from London to Chicago happens to be where I saw this movie , and even with absolutely nothing else to do o...
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498,399
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Gloomy Film Has No Real Reason for Existing
An unmitigated gloomy pall has settled on Hollywood this fall . Apparently , a message went out to all filmmakers that every movie released from now through the foreseeable future must be sombre , gray and depressing . Well " We Own the Night " certainly does nothing to buck the trend . This tale of two brothers on opp...
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36,230
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Old Acquaintance Feels Old Hat
I didn't much like this Bette Davis women's picture from 1943 . It starts out promisingly enough , with Davis as a successful writer paying a visit to childhood friend Miriam Hopkins . Always competitive , Hopkins decides she wants to be a writer too , and finds tremendous success writing popular entertainments while D...
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133,152
5
Just Not the Same Without Charlton Heston in a Loincloth
Tim Burton takes a disappointingly literal approach to remaking the 1968 cult classic , and what he gives us is an undistinguished action film , not necessarily worse than any number of action films produced in a given year , but so much worse than it could have been given the source material and Burton's fierce imagin...
574,035
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379,865
5
Makes You Wish This Had Actually Been a Screwball Comedy from the 30s with Different Actors
George Clooney was clearly trying for screwball nostalgia with this sports comedy , but what he actually put together sits on the screen like a lump of lead . Clooney stars as a professional football player back in the days ( 1920s ) when no one cared much for professional football . As an attempt to bring some attenti...
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79,261
5
This Age of Aquarius Came About Ten Years Too Late
Hollywood ignored the fact that the cult classic musical was virtually unfilmable ( not to mention the fact that by 1979 it was already outdated ) and made it into a movie anyway . The results are predictably mixed . It's not a disaster , but it's no classic . It suffers from having a strong narrative forced on it , wh...
574,042
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959,337
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Everything This Movie Has to Say Has Been Said Before and Said Better
The subject of suburban misery and malaise , and the myth of the American dream , has been dealt with so frequently in movies , television and literature that you may wonder what more there is to say about the topic . If " Revolutionary Road " is any example , the answer is : not much . Indeed , the whole time I was wa...
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82,846
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Wow ! What a Cast for a Lifetime Movie
A gloopy , mawkish family drama that asks three wonderful actors ( Henry Fonda , daughter Jane and Katharine Hepburn ) to deliver material that belongs on the Lifetime channel . Henry Fonda at least gets a character to work with , that of a curmudgeonly husband and father who's beginning to show the first ominous signs...
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758,766
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Fairly Lame and Pretty Dull
The word " innocuous " was invented to describe movies like this . Hugh Grant plays an 80s pop star has-been who has the chance to write a song for a hip young music star and perform it with her at an upcoming concert at Madison Square Garden . The thing is , you see , he can only write catchy music , but he sucks at w...
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90,555
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Why Did We Like This Movie So Much the First Time Around ?
Paul Hogan became a minor star ( o . k . , a VERY minor star ) as a result of this well-received comedy about a man plucked out of the middle of the Australian outback and plunked down in New York City . Cue all of the requisite fish-out-of-water jokes . Viewing the film now , one is appalled at 1 . ) how not very good...
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413,015
5
So-So Comedy About Nudity During the Blitz
A lightweight and not especially engaging biopic about a rich bored widow in WWII London who buys a theatre and decides to put on a nudie revue . I'm not sure exactly what drew director Stephen Frears to the material , since he doesn't muster up much energy to tell Laura Henderson's story . I'm assuming that the relati...
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At Least Their Hearts Were in the Right Place
I've not read the bestselling book on which this film is based , but I suspect that Rob Marshall jettisoned everything that made the book compelling and left us with a pretty but hollow husk . Regardless , this is one lifeless movie . It's pretty as a picture , to be sure . In fact , stunning production design seems to...
574,251
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38,363
5
Harmless But Uninspired
Blithe Spirit has Rex Harrison in his acerbic bachelor mode unable to get rid of either of his dead wives . Now if that's not a knock-out premise , I don't know what is , yet this film fell flat for me . This came out the same year as David Lean's other 1946 release , " Brief Encounter , " but it doesn't have any of ...
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94,226
5
Pound , Pound , Pound , Mr . De Palma
I know this film has quite a following , but I found it to be fairly ridiculous . In typical fashion , Brian De Palma pounds away at the viewer , music , sound and performances amped up to deafening levels , and he directs with hammer and anvil obviousness . I'm sure he thought he was being immensely clever to pay homa...
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92,580
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Suffers the Fate of Most Compilation Films
Aria as a whole is a pretty underwhelming experience , as most compilation films are . No one segment is very long , so the whole thing is painless to sit through , but I can't really bring myself to recommend it to anyone . The standout segment for me was Ken Russell's , which depicts a woman hallucinating while on ...
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We Liked This ?
This huge hit that came out of nowhere in 1990 looks pretty silly in retrospect . Because " Dirty Dancing " was such a big hit , people made the mistake of thinking that Patrick Swayze could actually act and began casting him in roles that required it . His eager attempts at emoting coupled with his ridiculous coif hai...
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387,877
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Not As Bad As I Was Led to Believe , But No Grand Slam for DePalma
I didn't dislike this modern-day noir as much as many seemed to , but it's certainly no resounding success . Director Brian DePalma directs this big-screen version of the James Ellroy crime novel , itself a fictionalized account of the gruesome murder of Elizabeth Short , an aspiring actress who sadly found more fame i...
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Oh , Those Corleones . . .
No American filmmaker has had a more disappointing trajectory to his film career than Francis Ford Coppola . To have directed four of the most influential films of the 70's ( the first two " Godfather " films , " The Conversation , " and " Apocalypse Now " ) and then to spend the last two decades churning out one stink...
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Not a Great Movie , But the Blu-Ray Is Astounding !
If you own a Blu-Ray player , run don't walk to rent this movie and see Blu-Ray strut its stuff . This film looks AMAZING - - it's easily one of the most dazzling visual experiences I've ever had . However , do not misinterpret that praise as a recommendation of the film itself . Though it's not the disaster critics ma...
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A Dull But Still Popular Disney Effort
This bland , tepid Disney cartoon remains one of the most popular animated films produced by the studio , but it has none of the visual artistry that distinguished the Disney style in its early days in films like " Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs , " " Pinocchio " and " Fantasia . " " Cinderella " acts as more of a tra...
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5
When Actors Become Directors
All too often , when an actor decides to try his / her hand at directing , the result is disappointing . It's as if actors feel such a need to prove themselves as having a bold directorial vision that the style of their movie takes precedence over the substance . That is the case here with " Confessions of a Dangerous ...
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5
One of Altman's Most Accessible Films Is Also One of His Least Interesting
Paul Dooley and Marta Heflin play a most decidedly IMperfect couple in Robert Altman's version of a romantic comedy . His claim at the time ( justified ) is that Hollywood had always allowed only beautiful people to fall in love , so he wanted to make a romance with a couple of ordinary folk . He succeeded when he foun...
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5
Antonioni's Smug Indictment of American Consumerism
I've always been slightly annoyed at non-American directors who propose to understand everything that is wrong with American culture . America is far from perfect , but so is every other country in the world , and each should focus on figuring out its own problems before taking on those of another ( are you listening ,...
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5
My Jaw Hit the Floor When the Gorilla Made His Appearance
At the intermission of this Cecil B . DeMille epic , I had the sneaking suspicion that I'd been duped . This was the film blamed with bringing down in earnest the iron fist of the Motion Picture Production Code on Hollywood , but I'd seen precious little up to that point to warrant the claim . O . k . so I had seen Cla...
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Altman's Stab at Vietnam
I was excited to see that this film was released on DVD , only to be disappointed when I discovered that it's not available anywhere in the U . S . My comment on " Streamers " will have to be based on one viewing a few years ago as part of a Robert Altman seminar I took in college . It's a screen adaptation of a David ...
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Hayworth's Attempt to Become More Than a Pin-Up Girl
It seems as if every beautiful actress from the 40's who skated by on looks and sex appeal had at least one bid at gaining credibility for herself as a " serious " actress - - - and " Gilda " was Rita Hayworth's . Don't get me wrong , I think Hayworth is as gorgeous as the next guy , but she's just not a great actress ...
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5
Please Don't Make Me Gag , Mr . Chips
A message about the value of non-conformity comes packaged in an utterly formulaic and treacly film . " Dead Poets Society " belongs to that genre of films about an unconventional teacher who becomes a major figure in the lives of his students . Usually these movies end with the teacher either dying or leaving his posi...
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5
Trash By Any Other Name . . . . . .
This glossy , trashy soap opera of a movie has won all sorts of accolades and an idolatrous fan base , but its appeal is lost on me . It's filmed in chilly black and white , giving it the patina of an art film , but if this were filmed in blazing Technicolor , it wouldn't be any more distinguished than a heap of other ...
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5
These Zombies Should Know When to Quit
A lot of people have tried really hard to read all sorts of subtext into George Romero's big-budget sequel to his unlikely 1968 hit " Night of the Living Dead , " but I remain a dissenter . Yes , yes , I do believe that Romero in an off-hand and cheeky way is lampooning American consumerism by setting his zombie-fest i...
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6
Horseplay
What maybe came across as powerful on stage comes across as rather silly in this screen adaptation of the Peter Schaffer drama . Richard Burton plays a psychiatrist who is assigned the task of probing into the mind of a young man who mutilated ( by blinding ) a stable of horses . As he delves further and further into t...
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6
Far Behind " Raiders " and " Temple of Doom "
This third installment of the Indiana Jones saga has never done it for me , though I have to say it looks like a masterpiece compared to " Kingdom of the Crystal Skull . " There just aren't the fabulous set pieces in this one to distinguish it from the others , and the ending veers too far into hocus-pocus supernatural...
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6
Steve Carell's Moping Can Be Hard to Take
A harmless romantic comedy that begins to fall apart the second you start actually thinking about what you've just seen . Steve Carell plays the single dad ( the mom died of some unnamed illness ) of three girls who intensely dislike him , who takes his daughters to a family reunion at his parents ' idyllic cabin in Rh...
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Am I the Only One Who Thinks Guy Pearce Makes a Hot Woman ?
The surprise indie hit about three drag queens who go on a voyage of self discovery . Hollywood liked it so much that it basically remade it as " To Wong Foo , Thanks for Everything , Julie Newmar , " with bigger names and a sanitized plot . Marketing for " Priscilla " makes it seem like a gay romp ( sorry , I couldn't...
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How Do You Say " Wax On , Wax Off " in Japanese ?
This unnecessary sequel to the surprise 1984 hit picks up exactly where the previous film left off , and though it's not a great movie , it could have been much worse . In this one , Danny and Mr . Miyagi travel to Japan , where Danny finds himself in yet another karate showdown , and finds time to fall in love with a ...
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Barry Levinson's Fan Base Does Not Include Me
Typical Barry Levinson , which means safe , tasteful , lacklustre and fairly dull . An episodic journey across several generations of an immigrant family seeking the American dream . There's lots of syrupy music meant to invoke a vague nostalgia . There are any number of shots clearly intended to impress us with their ...
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Set the Model for Allen's Lightweight 70s Comedies
Woody Allen's first crack at directing his own original material is typical of the kind of films he would make into the mid-1970s : lightweight comedies filled with sight gags and one-liners , episodic in structure , more like skit-variety shows than feature length films . But it has some awfully funny moments , not th...
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Dennis Quaid Goes on a Fantastic Voyage
An enjoyable enough sci-fi comedy in which Dennis Quaid plays a scientist who's miniaturized and launched into the body of Martin Short . Think of it as a goofy , screwball version of " Fantastic Voyage " . In comedy style , it's actually somewhat reminiscent of the Steve Martin / Lily Tomlin vehicle " All of Me " , in...
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Jodie Foster's Wild Child
Liam Neeson and Natasha Richardson play a couple of doctors who discover a wild child named Nell , a woman who's grown up completely isolated from human contact , and who as a result has developed her own language , mode of communication , etc . I can understand what drew Jodie Foster to the role of Nell , because on p...
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Drag Out Your Period Garb for Another Uninspired Stroll Through History
Keira Knightley has become the go-to actress for portraying spunky feminist characters in period dramas . In her latest , she plays the Duchess of Devonshire , who challenges her husband's right to openly philander by doing some open philandering of her own . But of course she finds that double standards reign supreme ...
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The A Team Goes Arabian
This schizophrenic action film can't decide whether it wants to be a solemn lecture about American / Arabian cultural differences or an episode of " The A Team . " Director Peter Berg does an admirable job of maintaining an air of objectivity in this story about a group of American FBI agents who travel to Saudi Arabia...
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You Might Think Twice Before Ordering the Escargot
Nathan Fillion's engaging screen personality was largely responsible for making something special out of the potentially run-of-the-mill sci-fi movie " Serenity , " and that same personality does something similar for this film , the latest in the flesh-eating zombie genre . In " Slither , " a meteor from outer space d...