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watch the first trailer for bill murray's 'a very murray christmas' netflix special (update)
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bill-murray-very-murray-christmas-netflix_us_561e60b5e4b028dd7ea5dbf9
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soap star's pattern of forming unhealthy bonds began in preschool
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/debbi-morgan-preschool_us_560d83e3e4b0dd85030b2af0
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'invisible airwaves crackle with life,' reports geddy lee from man's detached earbud
https://entertainment.theonion.com/invisible-airwaves-crackle-with-life-reports-geddy-l-1819592068
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shareware fee paid
https://www.theonion.com/shareware-fee-paid-1819564131
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two americas for lgbt people
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/two-americas-for-lgbt-people-_b_6842066.html
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american sniper screenwriter jason hall on screenwriting, war movies and being nominated for an oscar
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/american-sniper-screenwri_b_6693414.html
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guy from the strokes accused of trying to look like guy from the strokes
https://www.theonion.com/guy-from-the-strokes-accused-of-trying-to-look-like-guy-1819587255
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apple announces tim cook mini
https://www.theonion.com/apple-announces-tim-cook-mini-1833383747
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monsanto develops hardier strain of corn that yields 4 times normal litigation
https://www.theonion.com/monsanto-develops-hardier-strain-of-corn-that-yields-4-1819576191
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local senior impressed with restaurant cheesecake
https://local.theonion.com/local-senior-impressed-with-restaurant-cheesecake-1819564167
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ruthless, powerful ceo has become very thing he loves most
https://www.theonion.com/ruthless-powerful-ceo-has-become-very-thing-he-loves-m-1819589545
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mandatory unisex golden globes uniforms keep focus on stars' work
https://entertainment.theonion.com/mandatory-unisex-golden-globes-uniforms-keep-focus-on-s-1819576009
1
man looking up at tall building thinking about, you know
https://www.theonion.com/man-looking-up-at-tall-building-thinking-about-you-kno-1819575552
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new climate change report just list of years each country becomes uninhabitable
https://www.theonion.com/new-climate-change-report-just-list-of-years-each-count-1819580403
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dr. jill biden explains why community college is 'one of america's best-kept secrets'
https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttp://www.aol.com/article/2015/11/05/dr-jill-biden-explains-why-community-college-is-one/21259058/
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ralph northam admits he once engaged in pedophilia as part of michael jackson costume
https://politics.theonion.com/ralph-northam-admits-he-once-engaged-in-pedophilia-as-p-1832405275
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drug-sniffing dog develops taste for bit-o-honeys
https://www.theonion.com/drug-sniffing-dog-develops-taste-for-bit-o-honeys-1819587403
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kristen bell shared a hilarious story about pumping while working
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kristen-bell-shared-a-hilarious-story-about-pumping-while-working_us_59f383bee4b03cd20b81884f
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this 'secret life of pets' clip is a documentary about what your critter pals do all day
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-secret-life-of-pets-clip_us_577d35d7e4b09b4c43c1d7b1
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shackled kerry looks on as chechen terror leader removes mask to reveal scarred face of former mentor
https://politics.theonion.com/shackled-kerry-looks-on-as-chechen-terror-leader-remove-1819579541
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canvas shopping bag celebrates third year on doorknob
https://local.theonion.com/canvas-shopping-bag-celebrates-third-year-on-doorknob-1819589927
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detective trying to get into mind of litterer
https://local.theonion.com/detective-trying-to-get-into-mind-of-litterer-1819572722
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michael bennet quietly asks aide if polling at n/a is good or bad
https://politics.theonion.com/michael-bennet-quietly-asks-aide-if-polling-at-n-a-is-g-1835700688
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millie bobby brown teaches us how to pull off clear-knee mom jeans
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/millie-bobby-brown-clear-plastic-jeans_us_593aa619e4b0240268788858
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living life with heart: an interview with tony ducharme
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/living-life-with-heart--a_b_8129774.html
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report: now sadly the best time in american history to be black
https://www.theonion.com/report-now-sadly-the-best-time-in-american-history-to-1819575490
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papal apartments found filled with old newspapers, empty pill bottles, mangy cats
https://www.theonion.com/papal-apartments-found-filled-with-old-newspapers-empt-1819567794
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rapper not entirely sure who else is on this track
https://entertainment.theonion.com/rapper-not-entirely-sure-who-else-is-on-this-track-1819570916
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the security council's israeli settlement resolution: seven observations
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-security-councils-isr_b_13840878.html
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guy creates trump inauguration flyer we should all start passing out
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/guy-creates-trump-inauguration-flyer-we-should-all-start-passing-out_us_58658813e4b0de3a08f7d0bf
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donald trump asks why the civil war couldn't have been 'worked out'
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-civil-war_us_590732a4e4b0bb2d086f9e4f
1
grizzled proofreader has seen it written both ways
https://local.theonion.com/grizzled-proofreader-has-seen-it-written-both-ways-1819590395
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mom $15,000 in the hole with ceramic frog dealer
https://local.theonion.com/mom-15-000-in-the-hole-with-ceramic-frog-dealer-1819591792
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a story is literally bursting off the page in this intricate fairy tale photograph
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-story-is-literally-burs_b_7218112.html
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18 electric wedding kisses that will leave you weak in the knees
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/electric-wedding-kisses_us_585b183de4b0d9a594571fa9
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iraq's prime minister unveils plan to trim criticized government
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/iraq-government-vice-president_us_55c7bface4b0f1cbf1e55bfb
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area horse hung like horse
https://www.theonion.com/area-horse-hung-like-horse-1819586398
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abortion doctor's murder sparks waves of calm, rational discussion
https://politics.theonion.com/abortion-doctors-murder-sparks-waves-of-calm-rational-1819570818
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joe biden won't rule out a future run for office
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/joe-biden-run-for-office_us_579e085fe4b0693164c1926d
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hats, apples, umbrellas, a pipe that is not a pipe: magritte, the magician of art.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hats-apples-umbrellas-a-p_b_12274422.html
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area man probably pervert
https://local.theonion.com/area-man-probably-pervert-1832869841
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employee slowly realizes boss attempting to have normal conversation with her
https://local.theonion.com/employee-slowly-realizes-boss-attempting-to-have-normal-1819575932
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pfizer is abandoning controversial plan
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pfizer-astrazeneca-takeover_n_5392860.html
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area 31-year-old can't believe 'you must be born before this date to buy cigarettes' sign up to 1982
https://local.theonion.com/area-31-year-old-cant-believe-you-must-be-born-before-t-1819565492
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white house lawn covered in congressional campaign signs
https://politics.theonion.com/white-house-lawn-covered-in-congressional-campaign-sign-1819591949
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nature films: do they glamorize molting?
https://www.theonion.com/nature-films-do-they-glamorize-molting-1819586367
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seriously, where do all the baby socks go?
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/seriously-where-do-all-the-baby-socks-go_b_6581548.html
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germany arrests three islamic state members connected to paris attacks
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/germany-arrests-three-islamic-state-members-connected-to-paris-attacks_us_57d7fd10e4b09d7a687f8e9f
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vcr fast-forwarded with toe
https://www.theonion.com/vcr-fast-forwarded-with-toe-1819586957
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arrested but innocent? the internet still thinks you're guilty
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/helping-expunge-inaccurate-criminal-record_b_6988750.html
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barksdale, inspiration behind characters on 'the wire,' dies in federal prison
https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttp://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bs-md-ci-avon-barksdale-dies-20160216-story.html
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lesbian couple enjoys hot lesbian action
https://local.theonion.com/lesbian-couple-enjoys-hot-lesbian-action-1819586598
1
nation hoping 'the newsroom' ends before trayvon martin storyline
https://entertainment.theonion.com/nation-hoping-the-newsroom-ends-before-trayvon-martin-1819575243
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last officer from pearl harbor battleship uss arizona dies at 100
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pearl-harbor-officer-dead_n_6649556.html
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constitution rapidly ages another 100 years from stress of repeated crises
https://politics.theonion.com/constitution-rapidly-ages-another-100-years-from-stress-1819579917
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man announces plan to take out anger on first less powerful person he sees
https://local.theonion.com/man-announces-plan-to-take-out-anger-on-first-less-powe-1819577171
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no one on pirate ship has any idea what 'splicing the mainbrace' means
https://www.theonion.com/no-one-on-pirate-ship-has-any-idea-what-splicing-the-m-1819575774
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alice waters: 'we are digesting values' when we eat
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/alice-waters-food-values_b_7538184.html
1
new 'aspershirt' relieves torso pain
https://www.theonion.com/new-aspershirt-relieves-torso-pain-1819586237
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newly blond kanye west makes first appearance after hospitalization
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/blond-kanye-west-makes-first-appearance-after-hospitalization_us_584a84dde4b04c8e2baf4626
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report: 92% of divorced parents get back together if children ask enough times
https://www.theonion.com/report-92-of-divorced-parents-get-back-together-if-ch-1819575870
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scott pruitt lands a second fawning conservative magazine profile
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/scott-pruitt-national-review-profile_us_5a3d3cb8e4b06d1621b42a1c
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cops and educators agree: arming teachers is a terrible idea
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/arming-teachers_us_5a8f0d48e4b0664343555886
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mccain late to debate due to greyhound delays
https://politics.theonion.com/mccain-late-to-debate-due-to-greyhound-delays-1819569240
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report: modern-day pablo escobar smuggles one-hitter into music festival
https://local.theonion.com/report-modern-day-pablo-escobar-smuggles-one-hitter-in-1827581526
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brazilian artists pay tribute to olympic refugee team in stunning murals
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/brazilian-artists-pay-tribute-to-olympic-refugee-team-in-stunning-murals_us_57b5cc0be4b095b2f542ce91
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you are who your pet thinks you are
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/broody-the-brain-pets_n_7072378.html
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race relations: forgetting ferguson, remembering 1967, contemplating the future
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/race-relations-forgetting_b_6324084.html
1
cheney wows sept. 11 commission by drinking glass of water while bush speaks
https://www.theonion.com/cheney-wows-sept-11-commission-by-drinking-glass-of-wa-1819587550
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macaulay culkin hoping some 'funny or die' writer comes up with video idea for him
https://entertainment.theonion.com/macaulay-culkin-hoping-some-funny-or-die-writer-comes-u-1819574690
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editors of '401 best soups' cookbook still fighting
https://entertainment.theonion.com/editors-of-401-best-soups-cookbook-still-fighting-1819572692
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are you a lady-in-waiting?
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/post_9276_b_7028404.html
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train passengers defend elderly asian couple from racist tirade
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/racist-tirade-vancouver-sky-train_us_59a06f77e4b0821444c30fc7
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jeb bush severing 'problematic' connections
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeb-bush-severing-problem_b_6406916.html
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after criticism, uber adds wheelchair option in d.c.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/uber-wheelchair-option-washington-dc_us_566f1a13e4b0fccee16f688c
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brothers linked to assad gave thousands to dennis kucinich's ohio political machine
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/brothers-syria-assad-donations-dennis-kucinich-ohio_us_5ada6d6fe4b009869bf96907
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considering self-employment? 7 questions to ask yourself
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/considering-self-employme_b_6925690.html
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queen victoria's secret:lifting the fig leaf
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/queen-victorias-secretlif_b_6878642.html
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trump uses rnc funds to pay for his russia defense -- thanks to hillary clinton's lawyer
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-russia-rnc-defense_us_59c2d80de4b0c90504fb53a0
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newly sober kavanaugh introduces sponsor who says he needs supreme court seat as part of recovery
https://politics.theonion.com/newly-sober-kavanaugh-introduces-sponsor-who-says-he-ne-1829444592
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to stop police shootings, we need to move beyond 'bad cops'
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/police-shootings-state-laws_us_591c9ac6e4b034684b08f390
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insurance only covers generic heart transplant
https://www.theonion.com/insurance-only-covers-generic-heart-transplant-1819577986
1
different waitress brings order
https://www.theonion.com/different-waitress-brings-order-1819574279
1
no one sure if academy awards after-party going to have food
https://entertainment.theonion.com/no-one-sure-if-academy-awards-after-party-going-to-have-1819577525
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87% of millennials donated to charity last year and you should stop calling them selfish: report
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/millennials-volunteer-charity-giving_n_5507778.html
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huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 2
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/huffpost-rise-morning-newsbrief-feb-2_us_56b05114e4b09214b14f69e0
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this one thing can enhance your office productivity
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rudeness-in-the-workplace_n_7000164.html
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republican coma candidate dominates gop debate
https://politics.theonion.com/republican-coma-candidate-dominates-gop-debate-1819573046
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these are the top 15 u.s. cities for couples, according to rent.com
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/best-cities-for-couples_n_5806908.html
1
nation's loyalists compete in annual nigel's bangers and mash eating contest
https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-loyalists-compete-in-annual-nigel-s-bangers-an-1819580062
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90 zen teachers pledge to change culture that fosters abuse
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/zen-teachers-abuse-letter_n_6488386.html
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how your sleep changes with the moon
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/does-your-sleep-wax-and-w_1_b_5831612.html
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this is how celebrities spent their summer holidays
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/celebrity-holidays_us_55e8a94de4b0aec9f356ade4
1
spy drone taken out of service after returning with creepy photos of insurgents changing
https://www.theonion.com/spy-drone-taken-out-of-service-after-returning-with-cre-1819589838
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why starting a company is a crazy thing
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-starting-a-company-is_b_9976318.html
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8 healthy snacks to keep hunger at bay
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/healthy-snacks-to-keep-yo_b_6136390.html
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philadelphiatheatreco. celebrates 40 with stars aligned
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/philadelphiatheatreco-cel_b_6672014.html
1
family not appreciably enriched by trip to mount rushmore
https://www.theonion.com/family-not-appreciably-enriched-by-trip-to-mount-rushmo-1819566037
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kangaroo decides he'll get there faster by just running
https://www.theonion.com/kangaroo-decides-hell-get-there-faster-by-just-running-1819590913
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samantha bee's spectacular takedown of trolls who went after seattle councilwomen
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/samantha-bees-spectacular-takedown-of-trolls-who-went-after-seattle-councilwomen_us_573b2a41e4b08f96c18422be