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DurianExecutioner
g8630al
<|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The three comments say 'this code is self documenting'<|eor|><|soopr|>Almost. One of them is TODO: fix this!! after a 200 line function<|eoopr|><|sor|>Oh ...
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19Riften99
g85rj3g
<|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The three comments say 'this code is self documenting'<|eor|><|soopr|>Almost. One of them is TODO: fix this!! after a 200 line function<|eoopr|><|sor|>Oh ...
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Direwolf202
g85pl8s
<|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean thats obv pretty huge but UI programming in Java is a bit bloated imo<|eor|><|soopr|>Ill be the first to admit Im no expert at java, but surely the...
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programminghorror
jmack2424
g85jbxi
<|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\*laughs in government software\* you get source code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
maximinus-thrax
g85qu9i
<|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> // TODO: Cleanup code // TODO: Add comments // DONE: Added C snippet to fix DB reflection error. Needs testing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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FreeProGamer
g85q21n
<|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean thats obv pretty huge but UI programming in Java is a bit bloated imo<|eor|><|soopr|>Ill be the first to admit Im no expert at java, but surely the...
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programminghorror
DrFunkenstyne
g85t89m
<|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>87 // Go 88 // Fuck 89 // Yourself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
helfiskaw
g85jzze
<|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\*laughs in government software\* you get source code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Finance. I imagine my hell is just one step above yours<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext...
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2cool4afool
g8681eb
<|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean thats obv pretty huge but UI programming in Java is a bit bloated imo<|eor|><|soopr|>Ill be the first to admit Im no expert at java, but surely the...
38
programminghorror
mothzilla
g85gzlg
<|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't need comments. Good code documents itself!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Str_
g85kfqh
<|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean thats obv pretty huge but UI programming in Java is a bit bloated imo<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>What a stupid bot<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte...
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programminghorror
frederik88917
g85qwxk
<|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Classic Swing file, the minimum amount of lines I've seen in those is close to 800 so, 3000 is not that bad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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with_the_choir
g862z25
<|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean thats obv pretty huge but UI programming in Java is a bit bloated imo<|eor|><|soopr|>Ill be the first to admit Im no expert at java, but surely the...
28
programminghorror
HFClBrI
srqi6e
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,396
programminghorror
Deacon_Steel
hwtdrvk
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should. num? Fine. number? Fine. numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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TenaciousBot0
hwth8rr
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should. num? Fine. number? Fine. numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>perhaps the pe...
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wwelna
hwtpcpf
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This instantly reminds me of a dude I know would write code like that, he just got out of college for CS, and he'd argue with me all the time that he was right and I was doing something wrong all the time, because I didn't ha...
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RedditSchnitzel
hwtlw57
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, this must be a joke. No one with the skill to write this, would decide to seriously program that function that way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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coruix
hwu0bmk
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The concept of what it's doing is basically take int a, subtract 2 from a until it's smaller than 0. Return whether a === 0. Then, add some unnecessary meaningless complications, and you got the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte...
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HFClBrI
hwui1ac
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The concept of what it's doing is basically take int a, subtract 2 from a until it's smaller than 0. Return whether a === 0. Then, add some unnecessary meaningless complications, and you got the code.<|eor|><|soopr|>'ya see,...
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albinoloverats
hwtkm2m
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should. num? Fine. number? Fine. numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>perhaps the pe...
61
programminghorror
TheZipCreator
hwts7ha
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should. num? Fine. number? Fine. numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>perhaps the pe...
57
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HFClBrI
hwtfkzc
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>What happened to `number2`?<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't know what you're talking about there's always and only has been numb, number and number3<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Tc14Hd
hwtz2yc
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Transcription: public static Boolean isEven(Integer numb) { String number = "" + numb; Integer counter = 0; while(true){ try{number.charAt(counter); counter++; }catch(Exception e){brea...
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omg_drd4_bbq
hwtmmih
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should. num? Fine. number? Fine. numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>`linkin park i...
44
programminghorror
Affectionate_Car3414
hwtqacz
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This instantly reminds me of a dude I know would write code like that, he just got out of college for CS, and he'd argue with me all the time that he was right and I was doing something wrong all the time, because I didn't ha...
37
programminghorror
Pearauth
hwtfg30
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>What happened to `number2`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35
programminghorror
wwelna
hwun2nf
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This instantly reminds me of a dude I know would write code like that, he just got out of college for CS, and he'd argue with me all the time that he was right and I was doing something wrong all the time, because I didn't ha...
31
programminghorror
Rudxain
hwu3e95
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should. num? Fine. number? Fine. numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>perhaps the pe...
31
programminghorror
mrissaoussama
hwtr2iu
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should. num? Fine. number? Fine. numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>numbe<|eor|><|...
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TwoAndHalfRetard
hwu1i7j
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should. num? Fine. number? Fine. numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>numbe<|eor|><|...
28
programminghorror
ROFLLOLSTER
hwuuslr
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This instantly reminds me of a dude I know would write code like that, he just got out of college for CS, and he'd argue with me all the time that he was right and I was doing something wrong all the time, because I didn't ha...
27
programminghorror
AppropriateSeesaw1
hwtkhw2
<|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is this real or just a deliberate joke?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
antonii1357
nrdbm6
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,387
programminghorror
andii1997_
h0gyis9
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had around 5500 yesterday. Updated lodash and there where 100 left.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
Computerfreak696
h0g7r64
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>WTF! How does it measure the number of vulnerabilities?<|eor|><|sor|>Run the command: npm audit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
biinjo
h0fs5ot
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm. I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
MrCallicles
h0g5b3t
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>WTF! How does it measure the number of vulnerabilities?<|eor|><|sor|>It uses cve database to check if libs in package.lock have an associated cve<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_
h0gs55m
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>WTF! How does it measure the number of vulnerabilities?<|eor|><|sor|>It uses cve database to check if libs in package.lock have an associated cve<|eor|><|sor|>NPM has a separate databas...
79
programminghorror
CreativeInstincts
h0ht6k8
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had around 5500 yesterday. Updated lodash and there where 100 left.<|eor|><|sor|>How can Lodash have so many sec vulnerabilities? It's just a bunch of helper functions?!<|eor|><|sor|>Pr...
74
programminghorror
Etharin
h0h5cdu
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>3740 -known- vulnerabilities.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
72
programminghorror
Homeruash
h0gsj3s
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm. I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>How is this npms fault? Its actually doing you a favor by warning you of the security vulnerabilities in yo...
72
programminghorror
Bob-The-One
h0goeod
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm. I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>I only hate it. Web Dev has become a clusterfuck of unstable tools and frameworks that constantly change, a...
68
programminghorror
Reelix
h0h9kxj
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm. I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>How is this npms fault? Its actually doing you a favor by warning you of the security vulnerabilities in yo...
59
programminghorror
MrCallicles
h0h4c4s
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>WTF! How does it measure the number of vulnerabilities?<|eor|><|sor|>It uses cve database to check if libs in package.lock have an associated cve<|eor|><|sor|>NPM has a separate databas...
55
programminghorror
NUTTA_BUSTAH
h0hc1fl
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm. I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>How is this npms fault? Its actually doing you a favor by warning you of the security vulnerabilities in yo...
47
programminghorror
oweiler
h0hr8ke
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had around 5500 yesterday. Updated lodash and there where 100 left.<|eor|><|sor|>How can Lodash have so many sec vulnerabilities? It's just a bunch of helper functions?!<|eor|><|eols|><...
44
programminghorror
zheil9152
h0gvism
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm. I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>I only hate it. Web Dev has become a clusterfuck of unstable tools and frameworks that constantly change, a...
35
programminghorror
xroalx
h0h1glh
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm. I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>I only hate it. Web Dev has become a clusterfuck of unstable tools and frameworks that constantly change, a...
29
programminghorror
Katana__
h0gh4jq
<|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm. I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know anyone after Maven could make a worse package manager, but they really tried to exceed!<|eor|>...
27
programminghorror
Coder_channel
mnd7hu
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,390
programminghorror
mdsg5432
gtx1n31
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>File should be .cccp extension. Edit: <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
978
programminghorror
Vectorial1024
gtx2blq
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>File should be .cccp extension. Edit: <|eor|><|sor|>> wrongly types .ccp > code is now stolen by Chinese Mfw<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
evkan
gtwtr74
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean why not?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
dudeimconfused
gtx35sl
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>File should be .cccp extension. Edit: <|eor|><|sor|>> wrongly types .ccp > code is now stolen by Chinese Mfw<|eor|><|sor|>Stolen? You mean self-gifted?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
143
programminghorror
oberguga
gtww8rx
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean why not?<|eor|><|sor|>And it's better than bad transliteration like "stroka", "count_vihodnyh" or "S4ET4IK"...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
OverjoyedBanana
gtwyx1c
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|> <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
Skoparov
gtx1dmq
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I'm too inexperienced, but I'm seeing little wrong with this as a Russian, my language is horribly underrepresented in programming.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, any language aside from English is horribly underrepresented in ...
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programminghorror
larisho_
gtx2yv1
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I'm too inexperienced, but I'm seeing little wrong with this as a Russian, my language is horribly underrepresented in programming.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, any language aside from English is horribly underrepresented in ...
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programminghorror
Valmond
gtx7na9
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see you use a modern compiler, back in the day we had to: \#include <cyrillic.cccp> Edit: \# must be escaped<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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GlebRyabov
gtwx87p
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I'm too inexperienced, but I'm seeing little wrong with this as a Russian, my language is horribly underrepresented in programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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SZ4L4Y
gtx1kmg
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Horror? You can literally learn Russian from this :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
Levaru
gtxovw6
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean why not?<|eor|><|sor|>And it's better than bad transliteration like "stroka", "count_vihodnyh" or "S4ET4IK"...<|eor|><|sor|>> "S4ET4IK" This is so cursed, I can't even look at it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
GlebRyabov
gtx2cb7
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I'm too inexperienced, but I'm seeing little wrong with this as a Russian, my language is horribly underrepresented in programming.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, any language aside from English is horribly underrepresented in ...
36
programminghorror
8asdqw731
gtx933h
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I'm too inexperienced, but I'm seeing little wrong with this as a Russian, my language is horribly underrepresented in programming.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, any language aside from English is horribly underrepresented in ...
36
programminghorror
IvanBeefkoff
gtx9gfi
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Horror? You can literally learn Russian from this :D<|eor|><|sor|>My first English words were from game menus and Turbo Pascal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Cv287
gtxc4t3
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|> <|eor|><|sor|> <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Vectorial1024
gtx3fo4
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>File should be .cccp extension. Edit: <|eor|><|sor|>> wrongly types .ccp > code is now stolen by Chinese Mfw<|eor|><|sor|>Stolen? You mean self-gifted?<|eor|><|sor|>So self-gifted that the product looks exactly the sam...
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dsc0rd
gtx2djs
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Still better than 1C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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BahrMikhev
gtxapgk
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|> (It's better for me)<|eor|><|sor|> 1, (Welcome to 1C, comrade)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ilikeitupthep00per
ms5hjq
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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noggin182
guqiuj1
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you voted on it then it's not random. Use a [dice](https://xkcd.com/221/) instead<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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SuddenProfile
guqj97a
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is an xkcd reference.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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SuddenProfile
gut6gfj
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is an xkcd reference.<|eor|><|sor|>Link by chance?<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/221/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Owlstorm
gurog63
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>devTeam.fire(optimisedRandomNumber())<|eor|><|sor|>Poor devs, always treated like objects.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Py-rrhus
gur1xkn
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you voted on it then it's not random. Use a [dice](https://xkcd.com/221/) instead<|eor|><|sor|>But what if the selection of the team members _is_ random?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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-shayne
gur32gy
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>devTeam.fire(optimisedRandomNumber())<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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unnombreguay
gutcjyy
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you voted on it then it's not random. Use a [dice](https://xkcd.com/221/) instead<|eor|><|sor|>What if they voted randomly. Like not knowing which number you are voting for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Kessarean
gut6cnh
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is an xkcd reference.<|eor|><|sor|>Link by chance?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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sim642
gut8nvu
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`// TODO: update on each deployment`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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sm2401
guu8v6a
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you voted on it then it's not random. Use a [dice](https://xkcd.com/221/) instead<|eor|><|sor|>What if they voted randomly. Like not knowing which number you are voting for<|eor|><|sor|>If you ask someone to choose a number betw...
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joshuaquiz
gut29f0
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>devTeam.fire(optimisedRandomNumber())<|eor|><|sor|>Poor devs, always treated like objects.<|eor|><|sor|>We are resources not objects ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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killeronthecorner
gutafj7
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>devTeam.fire(optimisedRandomNumber())<|eor|><|sor|>Poor devs, always treated like objects.<|eor|><|sor|>We are resources not objects ;)<|eor|><|sor|>resource.release()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ThunderElectric
gushacz
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> public static class Random { const int[] numbers = [2, 8, 4, 6, 2, 9, 0, 1, 1, 3, 4, 5]; int numbernumber = 0; public int RandomInt() { numbernumber++ if(numbernumber == 11) { numbernumber = -1 ...
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BakuhatsuK
gut9buw
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Okaaaay so i know now why is it optimised<|eor|><|sor|>You can't get any faster than that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Deaith
gutcs6s
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>devTeam.fire(optimisedRandomNumber())<|eor|><|sor|>`DELETE FROM employees WHERE eid IN ( SELECT TOP 7 eid FROM employees WHERE role=developer );`<|eor|><|sor|>Error: SQLSTATE[42000]: Syntax error or access violation: 1064 You have ...
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mybackHZ
gusyg71
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> public static class Random { const int[] numbers = [2, 8, 4, 6, 2, 9, 0, 1, 1, 3, 4, 5]; int numbernumber = 0; public int RandomInt() { numbernumber++ if(numbernumber == 11) { numbernumber = -1 ...
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kodicraft4
gurbn44
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> public static class Random { const int[] numbers = [2, 8, 4, 6, 2, 9, 0, 1, 1, 3, 4, 5]; int numbernumber = 0; public int RandomInt() { numbernumber++ if(numbernumber == 11) { numbernumber = -1 ...
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VisibleSignificance
guth97c
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Okaaaay so i know now why is it optimised<|eor|><|sor|>You can't get any faster than that<|eor|><|sor|>You can, by inlining it. You can also make it more random at a very minimal performance hit, by reading some memory address. And...
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danfish_77
gusv5kh
<|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> public static class Random { const int[] numbers = [2, 8, 4, 6, 2, 9, 0, 1, 1, 3, 4, 5]; int numbernumber = 0; public int RandomInt() { numbernumber++ if(numbernumber == 11) { numbernumber = -1 ...
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OmnicBread
x191ve
<|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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AConcernedCoder
imcjf0y
<|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You may have permission to code on this screen if and only if you zoom to 380%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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dc0650730
imcjaxo
<|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dear God, this.get.get.get.get.get.get.get.get<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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jaraxel_arabani
imcjnwy
<|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Barely enough to not wrap my java method name!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Wu_Fan
imcq8y5
<|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What leads people to code like this. Why? I am not being rhetorical.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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hesapmakinesi
imcw9zt
<|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You may have permission to code on this screen if and only if you zoom to 380%<|eor|><|sor|>I vertically divide into 4 panes so I can follow jumps by just moving my eyes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Does_Not-Matter
imcoick
<|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dear God, this.get.get.get.get.get.get.get.get<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta get get get get get<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Wombarly
imctnmm
<|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What leads people to code like this. Why? I am not being rhetorical.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to avoid using variables for some reason<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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csandazoltan
imcrd1q
<|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is an ultrawide code.... Couldn't you condendse it by declaring variables about the same objects?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Slipguard
imctkx3
<|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is an ultrawide code.... Couldn't you condendse it by declaring variables about the same objects?<|eor|><|sor|>Some people just hate local variables.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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