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programminghorror | DurianExecutioner | g8630al | <|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The three comments say 'this code is self documenting'<|eor|><|soopr|>Almost. One of them is TODO: fix this!! after a 200 line function<|eoopr|><|sor|>Oh ... | 89 |
programminghorror | 19Riften99 | g85rj3g | <|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The three comments say 'this code is self documenting'<|eor|><|soopr|>Almost. One of them is TODO: fix this!! after a 200 line function<|eoopr|><|sor|>Oh ... | 81 |
programminghorror | Direwolf202 | g85pl8s | <|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean thats obv pretty huge but UI programming in Java is a bit bloated imo<|eor|><|soopr|>Ill be the first to admit Im no expert at java, but surely the... | 78 |
programminghorror | jmack2424 | g85jbxi | <|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\*laughs in government software\*
you get source code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programminghorror | maximinus-thrax | g85qu9i | <|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> // TODO: Cleanup code
// TODO: Add comments
// DONE: Added C snippet to fix DB reflection error. Needs testing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programminghorror | FreeProGamer | g85q21n | <|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean thats obv pretty huge but UI programming in Java is a bit bloated imo<|eor|><|soopr|>Ill be the first to admit Im no expert at java, but surely the... | 47 |
programminghorror | DrFunkenstyne | g85t89m | <|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>87 // Go
88 // Fuck
89 // Yourself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programminghorror | helfiskaw | g85jzze | <|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\*laughs in government software\*
you get source code?<|eor|><|soopr|>Finance. I imagine my hell is just one step above yours<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 38 |
programminghorror | 2cool4afool | g8681eb | <|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean thats obv pretty huge but UI programming in Java is a bit bloated imo<|eor|><|soopr|>Ill be the first to admit Im no expert at java, but surely the... | 38 |
programminghorror | mothzilla | g85gzlg | <|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't need comments. Good code documents itself!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programminghorror | Str_ | g85kfqh | <|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean thats obv pretty huge but UI programming in Java is a bit bloated imo<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>What a stupid bot<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 33 |
programminghorror | frederik88917 | g85qwxk | <|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Classic Swing file, the minimum amount of lines I've seen in those is close to 800 so, 3000 is not that bad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programminghorror | with_the_choir | g862z25 | <|sols|><|sot|>Got handed this at work. Theres a grand total of three lines of comments on this bad boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34vbyor8qxr51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean thats obv pretty huge but UI programming in Java is a bit bloated imo<|eor|><|soopr|>Ill be the first to admit Im no expert at java, but surely the... | 28 |
programminghorror | HFClBrI | srqi6e | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,396 |
programminghorror | Deacon_Steel | hwtdrvk | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should.
num? Fine.
number? Fine.
numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 756 |
programminghorror | TenaciousBot0 | hwth8rr | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should.
num? Fine.
number? Fine.
numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>perhaps the pe... | 211 |
programminghorror | wwelna | hwtpcpf | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This instantly reminds me of a dude I know would write code like that, he just got out of college for CS, and he'd argue with me all the time that he was right and I was doing something wrong all the time, because I didn't ha... | 125 |
programminghorror | RedditSchnitzel | hwtlw57 | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, this must be a joke. No one with the skill to write this, would decide to seriously program that function that way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programminghorror | coruix | hwu0bmk | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The concept of what it's doing is basically take int a, subtract 2 from a until it's smaller than 0. Return whether a === 0.
Then, add some unnecessary meaningless complications, and you got the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 117 |
programminghorror | HFClBrI | hwui1ac | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>The concept of what it's doing is basically take int a, subtract 2 from a until it's smaller than 0. Return whether a === 0.
Then, add some unnecessary meaningless complications, and you got the code.<|eor|><|soopr|>'ya see,... | 70 |
programminghorror | albinoloverats | hwtkm2m | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should.
num? Fine.
number? Fine.
numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>perhaps the pe... | 61 |
programminghorror | TheZipCreator | hwts7ha | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should.
num? Fine.
number? Fine.
numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>perhaps the pe... | 57 |
programminghorror | HFClBrI | hwtfkzc | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>What happened to `number2`?<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't know what you're talking about there's always and only has been numb, number and number3<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programminghorror | Tc14Hd | hwtz2yc | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Transcription:
public static Boolean isEven(Integer numb) {
String number = "" + numb;
Integer counter = 0;
while(true){
try{number.charAt(counter); counter++; }catch(Exception e){brea... | 46 |
programminghorror | omg_drd4_bbq | hwtmmih | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should.
num? Fine.
number? Fine.
numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>`linkin park i... | 44 |
programminghorror | Affectionate_Car3414 | hwtqacz | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This instantly reminds me of a dude I know would write code like that, he just got out of college for CS, and he'd argue with me all the time that he was right and I was doing something wrong all the time, because I didn't ha... | 37 |
programminghorror | Pearauth | hwtfg30 | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>What happened to `number2`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programminghorror | wwelna | hwun2nf | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This instantly reminds me of a dude I know would write code like that, he just got out of college for CS, and he'd argue with me all the time that he was right and I was doing something wrong all the time, because I didn't ha... | 31 |
programminghorror | Rudxain | hwu3e95 | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should.
num? Fine.
number? Fine.
numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>perhaps the pe... | 31 |
programminghorror | mrissaoussama | hwtr2iu | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should.
num? Fine.
number? Fine.
numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>numbe<|eor|><|... | 28 |
programminghorror | TwoAndHalfRetard | hwu1i7j | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is quite possibly the first time I have ever seen "number" shortened to "numb" in a programming context and it bothers me far more than it should.
num? Fine.
number? Fine.
numb? Not fine.<|eor|><|sor|>numbe<|eor|><|... | 28 |
programminghorror | ROFLLOLSTER | hwuuslr | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>This instantly reminds me of a dude I know would write code like that, he just got out of college for CS, and he'd argue with me all the time that he was right and I was doing something wrong all the time, because I didn't ha... | 27 |
programminghorror | AppropriateSeesaw1 | hwtkhw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>It actually works<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f7c41q1phnh81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is this real or just a deliberate joke?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programminghorror | antonii1357 | nrdbm6 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,387 |
programminghorror | andii1997_ | h0gyis9 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had around 5500 yesterday. Updated lodash and there where 100 left.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programminghorror | Computerfreak696 | h0g7r64 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>WTF! How does it measure the number of vulnerabilities?<|eor|><|sor|>Run the command: npm audit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programminghorror | biinjo | h0fs5ot | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm.
I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programminghorror | MrCallicles | h0g5b3t | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>WTF! How does it measure the number of vulnerabilities?<|eor|><|sor|>It uses cve database to check if libs in package.lock have an associated cve<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programminghorror | _PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ | h0gs55m | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>WTF! How does it measure the number of vulnerabilities?<|eor|><|sor|>It uses cve database to check if libs in package.lock have an associated cve<|eor|><|sor|>NPM has a separate databas... | 79 |
programminghorror | CreativeInstincts | h0ht6k8 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had around 5500 yesterday. Updated lodash and there where 100 left.<|eor|><|sor|>How can Lodash have so many sec vulnerabilities? It's just a bunch of helper functions?!<|eor|><|sor|>Pr... | 74 |
programminghorror | Etharin | h0h5cdu | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>3740 -known- vulnerabilities.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programminghorror | Homeruash | h0gsj3s | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm.
I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>How is this npms fault? Its actually doing you a favor by warning you of the security vulnerabilities in yo... | 72 |
programminghorror | Bob-The-One | h0goeod | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm.
I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>I only hate it. Web Dev has become a clusterfuck of unstable tools and frameworks that constantly change, a... | 68 |
programminghorror | Reelix | h0h9kxj | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm.
I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>How is this npms fault? Its actually doing you a favor by warning you of the security vulnerabilities in yo... | 59 |
programminghorror | MrCallicles | h0h4c4s | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>WTF! How does it measure the number of vulnerabilities?<|eor|><|sor|>It uses cve database to check if libs in package.lock have an associated cve<|eor|><|sor|>NPM has a separate databas... | 55 |
programminghorror | NUTTA_BUSTAH | h0hc1fl | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm.
I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>How is this npms fault? Its actually doing you a favor by warning you of the security vulnerabilities in yo... | 47 |
programminghorror | oweiler | h0hr8ke | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had around 5500 yesterday. Updated lodash and there where 100 left.<|eor|><|sor|>How can Lodash have so many sec vulnerabilities? It's just a bunch of helper functions?!<|eor|><|eols|><... | 44 |
programminghorror | zheil9152 | h0gvism | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm.
I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>I only hate it. Web Dev has become a clusterfuck of unstable tools and frameworks that constantly change, a... | 35 |
programminghorror | xroalx | h0h1glh | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm.
I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>I only hate it. Web Dev has become a clusterfuck of unstable tools and frameworks that constantly change, a... | 29 |
programminghorror | Katana__ | h0gh4jq | <|sols|><|sot|>For the guy with 87 vulnerabilities, I present my horror:<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/60u51usyw1371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking. Bs. Npm.
I hate it and I love it. But mostly hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know anyone after Maven could make a worse package manager, but they really tried to exceed!<|eor|>... | 27 |
programminghorror | Coder_channel | mnd7hu | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,390 |
programminghorror | mdsg5432 | gtx1n31 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>File should be .cccp extension.
Edit: <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 978 |
programminghorror | Vectorial1024 | gtx2blq | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>File should be .cccp extension.
Edit: <|eor|><|sor|>> wrongly types .ccp
> code is now stolen by Chinese
Mfw<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programminghorror | evkan | gtwtr74 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean why not?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programminghorror | dudeimconfused | gtx35sl | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>File should be .cccp extension.
Edit: <|eor|><|sor|>> wrongly types .ccp
> code is now stolen by Chinese
Mfw<|eor|><|sor|>Stolen?
You mean self-gifted?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programminghorror | oberguga | gtww8rx | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean why not?<|eor|><|sor|>And it's better than bad transliteration like "stroka", "count_vihodnyh" or "S4ET4IK"...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programminghorror | OverjoyedBanana | gtwyx1c | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|> <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programminghorror | Skoparov | gtx1dmq | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I'm too inexperienced, but I'm seeing little wrong with this as a Russian, my language is horribly underrepresented in programming.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, any language aside from English is horribly underrepresented in ... | 100 |
programminghorror | larisho_ | gtx2yv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I'm too inexperienced, but I'm seeing little wrong with this as a Russian, my language is horribly underrepresented in programming.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, any language aside from English is horribly underrepresented in ... | 88 |
programminghorror | Valmond | gtx7na9 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see you use a modern compiler, back in the day we had to:
\#include <cyrillic.cccp>
Edit: \# must be escaped<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programminghorror | GlebRyabov | gtwx87p | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I'm too inexperienced, but I'm seeing little wrong with this as a Russian, my language is horribly underrepresented in programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programminghorror | SZ4L4Y | gtx1kmg | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Horror? You can literally learn Russian from this :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programminghorror | Levaru | gtxovw6 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean why not?<|eor|><|sor|>And it's better than bad transliteration like "stroka", "count_vihodnyh" or "S4ET4IK"...<|eor|><|sor|>> "S4ET4IK"
This is so cursed, I can't even look at it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programminghorror | GlebRyabov | gtx2cb7 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I'm too inexperienced, but I'm seeing little wrong with this as a Russian, my language is horribly underrepresented in programming.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, any language aside from English is horribly underrepresented in ... | 36 |
programminghorror | 8asdqw731 | gtx933h | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I'm too inexperienced, but I'm seeing little wrong with this as a Russian, my language is horribly underrepresented in programming.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, any language aside from English is horribly underrepresented in ... | 36 |
programminghorror | IvanBeefkoff | gtx9gfi | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Horror? You can literally learn Russian from this :D<|eor|><|sor|>My first English words were from game menus and Turbo Pascal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programminghorror | Cv287 | gtxc4t3 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|> <|eor|><|sor|> <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programminghorror | Vectorial1024 | gtx3fo4 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>File should be .cccp extension.
Edit: <|eor|><|sor|>> wrongly types .ccp
> code is now stolen by Chinese
Mfw<|eor|><|sor|>Stolen?
You mean self-gifted?<|eor|><|sor|>So self-gifted that the product looks exactly the sam... | 31 |
programminghorror | dsc0rd | gtx2djs | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Still better than 1C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programminghorror | BahrMikhev | gtxapgk | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ russian edition<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ombtc2f54s61.png<|eol|><|sor|> (It's better for me)<|eor|><|sor|> 1,
(Welcome to 1C, comrade)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programminghorror | ilikeitupthep00per | ms5hjq | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,379 |
programminghorror | noggin182 | guqiuj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you voted on it then it's not random. Use a [dice](https://xkcd.com/221/) instead<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programminghorror | SuddenProfile | guqj97a | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is an xkcd reference.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programminghorror | SuddenProfile | gut6gfj | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is an xkcd reference.<|eor|><|sor|>Link by chance?<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/221/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programminghorror | Owlstorm | gurog63 | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>devTeam.fire(optimisedRandomNumber())<|eor|><|sor|>Poor devs, always treated like objects.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programminghorror | Py-rrhus | gur1xkn | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you voted on it then it's not random. Use a [dice](https://xkcd.com/221/) instead<|eor|><|sor|>But what if the selection of the team members _is_ random?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programminghorror | -shayne | gur32gy | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>devTeam.fire(optimisedRandomNumber())<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programminghorror | unnombreguay | gutcjyy | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you voted on it then it's not random. Use a [dice](https://xkcd.com/221/) instead<|eor|><|sor|>What if they voted randomly. Like not knowing which number you are voting for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programminghorror | Kessarean | gut6cnh | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is an xkcd reference.<|eor|><|sor|>Link by chance?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programminghorror | sim642 | gut8nvu | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`// TODO: update on each deployment`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programminghorror | sm2401 | guu8v6a | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you voted on it then it's not random. Use a [dice](https://xkcd.com/221/) instead<|eor|><|sor|>What if they voted randomly. Like not knowing which number you are voting for<|eor|><|sor|>If you ask someone to choose a number betw... | 26 |
programminghorror | joshuaquiz | gut29f0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>devTeam.fire(optimisedRandomNumber())<|eor|><|sor|>Poor devs, always treated like objects.<|eor|><|sor|>We are resources not objects ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programminghorror | killeronthecorner | gutafj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>devTeam.fire(optimisedRandomNumber())<|eor|><|sor|>Poor devs, always treated like objects.<|eor|><|sor|>We are resources not objects ;)<|eor|><|sor|>resource.release()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programminghorror | ThunderElectric | gushacz | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> public static class Random {
const int[] numbers = [2, 8, 4, 6, 2, 9, 0, 1, 1, 3, 4, 5];
int numbernumber = 0;
public int RandomInt() {
numbernumber++
if(numbernumber == 11) { numbernumber = -1 ... | 18 |
programminghorror | BakuhatsuK | gut9buw | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Okaaaay so i know now why is it optimised<|eor|><|sor|>You can't get any faster than that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programminghorror | Deaith | gutcs6s | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>devTeam.fire(optimisedRandomNumber())<|eor|><|sor|>`DELETE FROM employees WHERE eid IN ( SELECT TOP 7 eid FROM employees WHERE role=developer );`<|eor|><|sor|>Error: SQLSTATE[42000]: Syntax error or access violation: 1064 You have ... | 16 |
programminghorror | mybackHZ | gusyg71 | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> public static class Random {
const int[] numbers = [2, 8, 4, 6, 2, 9, 0, 1, 1, 3, 4, 5];
int numbernumber = 0;
public int RandomInt() {
numbernumber++
if(numbernumber == 11) { numbernumber = -1 ... | 11 |
programminghorror | kodicraft4 | gurbn44 | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> public static class Random {
const int[] numbers = [2, 8, 4, 6, 2, 9, 0, 1, 1, 3, 4, 5];
int numbernumber = 0;
public int RandomInt() {
numbernumber++
if(numbernumber == 11) { numbernumber = -1 ... | 10 |
programminghorror | VisibleSignificance | guth97c | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Okaaaay so i know now why is it optimised<|eor|><|sor|>You can't get any faster than that<|eor|><|sor|>You can, by inlining it. You can also make it more random at a very minimal performance hit, by reading some memory address. And... | 10 |
programminghorror | danfish_77 | gusv5kh | <|sols|><|sot|>Genius Move<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9e4e3hkrzjt61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> public static class Random {
const int[] numbers = [2, 8, 4, 6, 2, 9, 0, 1, 1, 3, 4, 5];
int numbernumber = 0;
public int RandomInt() {
numbernumber++
if(numbernumber == 11) { numbernumber = -1 ... | 10 |
programminghorror | OmnicBread | x191ve | <|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,337 |
programminghorror | AConcernedCoder | imcjf0y | <|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You may have permission to code on this screen if and only if you zoom to 380%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programminghorror | dc0650730 | imcjaxo | <|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dear God, this.get.get.get.get.get.get.get.get<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
programminghorror | jaraxel_arabani | imcjnwy | <|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Barely enough to not wrap my java method name!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programminghorror | Wu_Fan | imcq8y5 | <|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What leads people to code like this.
Why? I am not being rhetorical.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programminghorror | hesapmakinesi | imcw9zt | <|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You may have permission to code on this screen if and only if you zoom to 380%<|eor|><|sor|>I vertically divide into 4 panes so I can follow jumps by just moving my eyes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programminghorror | Does_Not-Matter | imcoick | <|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dear God, this.get.get.get.get.get.get.get.get<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta get get get get get<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programminghorror | Wombarly | imctnmm | <|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What leads people to code like this.
Why? I am not being rhetorical.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to avoid using variables for some reason<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programminghorror | csandazoltan | imcrd1q | <|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is an ultrawide code....
Couldn't you condendse it by declaring variables about the same objects?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programminghorror | Slipguard | imctkx3 | <|sols|><|sot|>ultrawide screen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hg9pof92yrk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is an ultrawide code....
Couldn't you condendse it by declaring variables about the same objects?<|eor|><|sor|>Some people just hate local variables.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
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