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programminghorror
very_bad_programmer
h001y9r
<|sols|><|sot|>This download bar<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dtxq1lg83271.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, is there not a better way to do this? Edit: stop it was a joke<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36
programminghorror
skyrazer2012
gzztr0v
<|sols|><|sot|>This download bar<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dtxq1lg83271.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yeah I've done that in my first few python programs, I thought I was super cool by doing it too :D<|eor|><|sor|>In the meanwhile I am optimizing my programs so they run tenths faster<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
19
programminghorror
Alikont
h003l1p
<|sols|><|sot|>This download bar<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dtxq1lg83271.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, is there not a better way to do this? Edit: stop it was a joke<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/Mpdreamz/shellprogressbar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
18
programminghorror
Away_Ambition8337
h00r500
<|sols|><|sot|>This download bar<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dtxq1lg83271.png<|eol|><|sor|>I did this in one of my first mIRC scripts. I thought a progress bar was cool but my script loaded too quick, so I used timers and several sized bar images for a fake loading super sweet script... dialog<|eor|><|eols|><|endof...
13
programminghorror
shinevision
h007r9l
<|sols|><|sot|>This download bar<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dtxq1lg83271.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better than some Microsoft programs...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10
programminghorror
Frioneon
h00cqq8
<|sols|><|sot|>This download bar<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dtxq1lg83271.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, is there not a better way to do this? Edit: stop it was a joke<|eor|><|sor|>He couldve at least used some variables<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
programminghorror
dalithop
h01mq0e
<|sols|><|sot|>This download bar<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dtxq1lg83271.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yeah I've done that in my first few python programs, I thought I was super cool by doing it too :D<|eor|><|sor|>[I made a library that might help](https://github.com/lomnom/TERMINALFUNC)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7
programminghorror
seigneur101
h00vvkz
<|sols|><|sot|>This download bar<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dtxq1lg83271.png<|eol|><|sor|>I find it funny that the progress bar is deliberately badly distributed, even when the progress is easily determined. I mean, surely this is only a joke... it looks intentional, no?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
programminghorror
TheScorpionSamurai
h00o491
<|sols|><|sot|>This download bar<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dtxq1lg83271.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, is there not a better way to do this? Edit: stop it was a joke<|eor|><|sor|>You can also dynamically generate the progress bar by concatenating string. Have a var BoxLine string for top/bottom, then do car progressFill...
6
programminghorror
seigneur101
h00v8zy
<|sols|><|sot|>This download bar<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dtxq1lg83271.png<|eol|><|sor|>I did this in one of my first mIRC scripts. I thought a progress bar was cool but my script loaded too quick, so I used timers and several sized bar images for a fake loading super sweet script... dialog<|eor|><|sor|>mIRC scr...
6
programminghorror
JayCroghan
h0211lk
<|sols|><|sot|>This download bar<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dtxq1lg83271.png<|eol|><|sor|>I remember that time I did some pretty heavy calculation in a for loop that did millions of cycles. This program took like one hour to complete. I found out that it was due to the fact that I printed the loading bar at every ...
5
programminghorror
temporaryred
kge9zq
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,300
programminghorror
TheBackOfTheMeme
ggey284
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>You expected `undefined`, but it was me, `false`!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
243
programminghorror
MMDDYYYY_is_format
ggfblpj
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Boolean ones are the funniest to find. They effectively render reality unreal.<|eor|><|sor|>true<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
95
programminghorror
zachbs
ggehg6n
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>Never bitch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
53
programminghorror
danbulant
gggg2y7
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>You expected `undefined`, but it was me, `false`!<|eor|><|sor|>`[Object object]`, now also featuring `[Object Promise]`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
52
programminghorror
Chapi92
ggf5sh7
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why does a variable thats supposed to represent a time accept a boolean?<|eor|><|sor|>This is most likely JavaScript which isn't strongly typed language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
50
programminghorror
truncatesentence
ggetu60
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why boolean? :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
41
programminghorror
Tazzure
ggfzghk
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why boolean? :(<|eor|><|sor|>Probably `variable && variable.startTime` and `variable && variable.endTime` or something of the sort.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
38
programminghorror
Master_Sifo_Dyas
ggfmro2
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Boolean ones are the funniest to find. They effectively render reality unreal.<|eor|><|sor|>true<|eor|><|sor|>Not false<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
28
programminghorror
ComicBookFanatic97
ggf39jh
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why does a variable thats supposed to represent a time accept a boolean?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
24
programminghorror
AssholeGinnerBirk
ggeyvyj
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>A computer's way of saying "when hell freezes over".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
23
programminghorror
Th3Legend277
ggfn1xy
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Boolean ones are the funniest to find. They effectively render reality unreal.<|eor|><|sor|>true<|eor|><|sor|>Not false<|eor|><|sor|>1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
20
programminghorror
antoniocjp
ggeeit4
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Help" most welcome<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
18
programminghorror
PatricianTatse
ggg3nl5
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why does a variable thats supposed to represent a time accept a boolean?<|eor|><|sor|>My guess is that its value(time)=true Value(past)=false if its Boolean. So maybe there was a time zone problem or something?<|eor|><|sor|>P...
17
programminghorror
MMDDYYYY_is_format
ggftn7b
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Boolean ones are the funniest to find. They effectively render reality unreal.<|eor|><|sor|>true<|eor|><|sor|>Not false<|eor|><|sor|>1<|eor|><|sor|>0 != 1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
17
programminghorror
tyler_church
ggfhtd7
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>You expected `undefined`, but it was me, `false`!<|eor|><|sor|>MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
16
programminghorror
n0tKamui
ggfnavp
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why does a variable thats supposed to represent a time accept a boolean?<|eor|><|sor|>because JS bad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
16
programminghorror
Joveoak4
gge2lb5
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, between false and false.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programminghorror
TheOfficialNotCraig
ggf812p
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>When the driver realizes your neighorhood is sketchy as fuck...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
11
programminghorror
PyMaster22
ggg0a5y
<|sols|><|sot|>It arrives when?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3hqw5maz17661.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Boolean ones are the funniest to find. They effectively render reality unreal.<|eor|><|sor|>true<|eor|><|sor|>Not false<|eor|><|sor|>1<|eor|><|sor|>0 != 1<|eor|><|sor|>import hashlib print(bool(hashlib.sha3\_256(b"r/progr...
10
programminghorror
mad_edge
mbc5vj
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,282
programminghorror
315iezam
grx9n1j
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code generation is not inherently horrible. Though can't comment on what's being done here since the full context isn't shown/explained.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
410
programminghorror
-shayne
grxc4zt
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love the way the photo was taken with the shadowy bit, makes it feel like one of those "learn how to hack in 30 days" ads<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
235
programminghorror
MlecznyHotS
grxa27l
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code generation is not inherently horrible. Though can't comment on what's being done here since the full context isn't shown/explained.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed, I was building the backend for a pyspark app and...
126
programminghorror
mad_edge
grxcl37
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love the way the photo was taken with the shadowy bit, makes it feel like one of those "learn how to hack in 30 days" ads<|eor|><|soopr|>I was going for the "endless depth of repetition" but that works to...
83
programminghorror
mad_edge
grxaxv9
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code generation is not inherently horrible. Though can't comment on what's being done here since the full context isn't shown/explained.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed, I was building the backend for a pyspark app and...
65
programminghorror
GreatBarrier86
grx12nl
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I use Excel for scenarios like that. Its really easy to turn column data into SQL INSERT statements using the CONCATENATE function.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
57
programminghorror
CupidNibba
grxd9zy
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey I do that too! I use python to generate html code, SQL code and basically automate any boring task.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43
programminghorror
earthforce_1
grxi8sz
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code generation is not inherently horrible. Though can't comment on what's being done here since the full context isn't shown/explained.<|eor|><|sor|>Any compiler is code that generates code.<|eor|><|eols|>...
36
programminghorror
HotRodLincoln
gryihcf
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code generation is not inherently horrible. Though can't comment on what's being done here since the full context isn't shown/explained.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed, I was building the backend for a pyspark app and...
33
programminghorror
MlecznyHotS
gry45r6
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code generation is not inherently horrible. Though can't comment on what's being done here since the full context isn't shown/explained.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed, I was building the backend for a pyspark app and...
28
programminghorror
cbruegg
grxmk2u
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code generation is not inherently horrible. Though can't comment on what's being done here since the full context isn't shown/explained.<|eor|><|soopr|>It's a part of a service that populates CSV file from ...
28
programminghorror
mad_edge
grxeihd
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey I do that too! I use python to generate html code, SQL code and basically automate any boring task.<|eor|><|soopr|>But can you use python to generate python??<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
24
programminghorror
brakkum
grxei5q
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code generation is not inherently horrible. Though can't comment on what's being done here since the full context isn't shown/explained.<|eor|><|soopr|>It's a part of a service that populates CSV file from ...
21
programminghorror
CupidNibba
grxesx5
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey I do that too! I use python to generate html code, SQL code and basically automate any boring task.<|eor|><|soopr|>But can you use python to generate python??<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes i have once For a recur...
19
programminghorror
wp381640
grz30o8
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code generation is not inherently horrible. Though can't comment on what's being done here since the full context isn't shown/explained.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed, I was building the backend for a pyspark app and...
18
programminghorror
mad_edge
gry55d6
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code generation is not inherently horrible. Though can't comment on what's being done here since the full context isn't shown/explained.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed, I was building the backend for a pyspark app and...
17
programminghorror
KaranasToll
grxd23k
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Laughs in Lisp macros<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
16
programminghorror
Cdog536
grxe7e4
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol....anal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
16
programminghorror
mad_edge
grxaqs8
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code generation is not inherently horrible. Though can't comment on what's being done here since the full context isn't shown/explained.<|eor|><|soopr|>It's a part of a service that populates CSV file from ...
15
programminghorror
Krohnos
grxg2do
<|sols|><|sot|>When you write code to generate code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2pb2mcopero61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey I do that too! I use python to generate html code, SQL code and basically automate any boring task.<|eor|><|soopr|>But can you use python to generate python??<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes i have once For a recur...
14
programminghorror
Healthy_Access_1807
kr22xw
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,266
programminghorror
KirkHawley
gi7lo72
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have invented a style of programming known as "rubber duck programming", in which I explain the problem to a rubber duck and wait for the rubber duck to implement the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
368
programminghorror
Parthon
gi743xq
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, this is up there with "We don't do pair programming because why have two programmers working on the same problem, that's a waste of a programmer."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
185
programminghorror
noggin182
gi82h5k
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ruber ducking is seriously underrated. At work we often message each other saying we need to rubber duck, and then explain the problem whilst the other person usually responds with "quack". At the end we award each other with e...
183
programminghorror
FrasseFisk
gi7g712
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
164
programminghorror
doublejosh
gi7edrp
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Theres a thing called security in which a programmer alters their code to prevent data breaches. We dont do that here. We finished a bunch of tickets and shoved the work out the door, everythings great Im sure. Enjoy.<|eor|><...
163
programminghorror
KirkHawley
gi7o1pj
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have invented a style of programming known as "rubber duck programming", in which I explain the problem to a rubber duck and wait for the rubber duck to implement the code.<|eor|><|soopr|>And how's that working out?<|eoopr|><...
154
programminghorror
ZylonBane
gi74u6z
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, this is up there with "We don't do pair programming because why have two programmers working on the same problem, that's a waste of a programmer."<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Just be honest and say, "We don't do pair programmin...
146
programminghorror
Healthy_Access_1807
gi7ltvv
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have invented a style of programming known as "rubber duck programming", in which I explain the problem to a rubber duck and wait for the rubber duck to implement the code.<|eor|><|soopr|>And how's that working out?<|eoopr|><...
95
programminghorror
CodeLobe
gi73z9p
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ions do not move on Rubber, Glass or Plastic insulators. Good luck getting rid of Dong Debugging. "Oh fuck! Oh Yes! Oh fuck yes!" - what it feels like to solve a bug.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
71
programminghorror
jamesg-net
gi7a4vw
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, this is up there with "We don't do pair programming because why have two programmers working on the same problem, that's a waste of a programmer."<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Just be honest and say, "We don't do pair programmin...
68
programminghorror
elMcKDaddy
gi982r1
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ruber ducking is seriously underrated. At work we often message each other saying we need to rubber duck, and then explain the problem whilst the other person usually responds with "quack". At the end we award each other with e...
55
programminghorror
SuspiciousScript
gi75pqq
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, this is up there with "We don't do pair programming because why have two programmers working on the same problem, that's a waste of a programmer."<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Just be honest and say, "We don't do pair programmin...
55
programminghorror
HotRodLincoln
gi771jm
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, this is up there with "We don't do pair programming because why have two programmers working on the same problem, that's a waste of a programmer."<|eor|><|sor|>Eh pair programming is silly, and often is just 1 person ac...
46
programminghorror
GoldenShackles
gi77h4q
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, this is up there with "We don't do pair programming because why have two programmers working on the same problem, that's a waste of a programmer."<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Just be honest and say, "We don't do pair programmin...
45
programminghorror
nephallux
gi7i04v
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Theres a thing called security in which a programmer alters their code to prevent data breaches. We dont do that here. We finished a bunch of tickets and shoved the work out the door, everythings great Im sure. Enjoy.<|eor|><...
44
programminghorror
break_card
gi7taoc
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks for linking that, that's hilarious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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jamesg-net
gi7fn3o
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, this is up there with "We don't do pair programming because why have two programmers working on the same problem, that's a waste of a programmer."<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Just be honest and say, "We don't do pair programmin...
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BarklyWooves
gi7qcwb
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have invented a style of programming known as "rubber duck programming", in which I explain the problem to a rubber duck and wait for the rubber duck to implement the code.<|eor|><|soopr|>And how's that working out?<|eoopr|><...
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Blanglegorph
gi7enoh
<|sols|><|sot|>Monday release <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48se53ljlj961.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, this is up there with "We don't do pair programming because why have two programmers working on the same problem, that's a waste of a programmer."<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Just be honest and say, "We don't do pair programmin...
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tejasam95
hfjdvr
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ehostunreach
fvxuui6
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Have a limited upvote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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l2protoss
fvxwmib
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Whats the most efficient way in a web app to store and retrieve whether or not someone has liked something before? I built a content aggregator a while back and tracking if someone had upvoted posts in their feed...
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GuidoCraftGamer
fvxy8xg
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Have a limited upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Brther<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Carlos3dx
fvyecf0
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Whats the most efficient way in a web app to store and retrieve whether or not someone has liked something before? I built a content aggregator a while back and tracking if someone had upvoted posts in their feed...
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AtariGraphics
fvxy8gh
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>2020 Presidential election voting machines.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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brknsoul
fvxyuqp
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Set up an auto-clicker, leave it for a few hours.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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MesePudenda
fvyj7q0
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Whats the most efficient way in a web app to store and retrieve whether or not someone has liked something before? I built a content aggregator a while back and tracking if someone had upvoted posts in their feed...
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ehostunreach
fvxycbj
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Have a limited upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Brther<|eor|><|sor|>The spread continues. Good, good. Soon we will be in control<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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BLOZ_UP
fvycxck
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>inspect element, find id or whatever, in the console: `while (1) { $el.click(); }`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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AshIsRightHere
fvxztw4
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Have a limited upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Brther<|eor|><|sor|>The spread continues. Good, good. Soon we will be in control<|eor|><|sor|>I wanna be a part of brther<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Japie4Life
fvxy59h
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Whats the most efficient way in a web app to store and retrieve whether or not someone has liked something before? I built a content aggregator a while back and tracking if someone had upvoted posts in their feed...
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ehostunreach
fvy0urz
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>INT64_MIN probably. I'd try it, for science<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ehostunreach
fvy0mqd
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Have a limited upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Brther<|eor|><|sor|>The spread continues. Good, good. Soon we will be in control<|eor|><|sor|>I wanna be a part of brther<|eor|><|sor|>One more joins the swarm. Brther!<|eor|><|...
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GlobalIncident
fvxywvv
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Whats the most efficient way in a web app to store and retrieve whether or not someone has liked something before? I built a content aggregator a while back and tracking if someone had upvoted posts in their feed...
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Rxpe
fvxyxpk
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>5 cps pretty weak..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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AgileCzar
fvybda6
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Whats the most efficient way in a web app to store and retrieve whether or not someone has liked something before? I built a content aggregator a while back and tracking if someone had upvoted posts in their feed...
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GuidoCraftGamer
fvz43k9
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Brther<|eor|><|sor|>The spread continues. Good, good. Soon we will be in control<|eor|><|sor|>I wanna be a part of brther<|eor|><|sor|>One more joins the swarm. Brther!<|eor|><|sor|>Once we take over Reddit, we s...
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tejasam95
fvyszlz
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlimited likes... unlimited likes<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i1w4ldee21751<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of "claps" on Medium post. One day, I wanted to unclap by clicking the same button, article continued to get more and more claps.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, they used it as a feature.. when it was first intr...
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i_am_adult_now
vojgvg
<|sols|><|sot|>That's er.. um.. one way to fix security problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h88dn771ut891.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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No-Bat-8703
iedhd59
<|sols|><|sot|>That's er.. um.. one way to fix security problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h88dn771ut891.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, you get what you pay for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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i_am_adult_now
iedy2mv
<|sols|><|sot|>That's er.. um.. one way to fix security problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h88dn771ut891.png<|eol|><|soopr|>To those who want some context, [`wordexp`](https://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/functions/wordexp.html) takes a string and uses shell to expand it . For example, a word like `${L...
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Educational-Lemon640
iedmwie
<|sols|><|sot|>That's er.. um.. one way to fix security problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h88dn771ut891.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, yes. The pinky-swear school of thought. It's considered insecure in some circles.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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TheZipCreator
ieehju3
<|sols|><|sot|>That's er.. um.. one way to fix security problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h88dn771ut891.png<|eol|><|soopr|>To those who want some context, [`wordexp`](https://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/functions/wordexp.html) takes a string and uses shell to expand it . For example, a word like `${L...
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lackluster-name-here
iedp4h3
<|sols|><|sot|>That's er.. um.. one way to fix security problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h88dn771ut891.png<|eol|><|sor|>Keeping the honest people honest<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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StrudelStrike
ieea6br
<|sols|><|sot|>That's er.. um.. one way to fix security problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h88dn771ut891.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, you get what you pay for<|eor|><|sor|>Or in Jurassic Park, spared no expense!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Perfect_Way-
iedt6qz
<|sols|><|sot|>That's er.. um.. one way to fix security problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h88dn771ut891.png<|eol|><|sor|>Uhhhh. This makes it worse. Pay your devs! They are worth every penny and more. Your new yacht wont hack your company, but your dev can allow everyone to hack your company.<|eor|><|eols|><|e...
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poemsavvy
iee6426
<|sols|><|sot|>That's er.. um.. one way to fix security problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h88dn771ut891.png<|eol|><|sor|>There's an easy way to fix security issues. Just ignore them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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