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programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | if3heqn | <|sols|><|sot|>Actually I don't like the idea of "marking every heap buffer overflow as a security vulnerability".<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/openssl/openssl/issues/18625#issuecomment-1165180326<|eol|><|sor|>If you don't want a daily notification about a high risk security vulnerability because of a heap overflow ... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | if6lugs | <|sols|><|sot|>Actually I don't like the idea of "marking every heap buffer overflow as a security vulnerability".<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/openssl/openssl/issues/18625#issuecomment-1165180326<|eol|><|sor|>Vulnerability is good, actually. You can't make a human connection without making yourself vulnerable. Vuln... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | james_pic | if3htg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Actually I don't like the idea of "marking every heap buffer overflow as a security vulnerability".<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/openssl/openssl/issues/18625#issuecomment-1165180326<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
> I think we shouldn't mark a bug as "security vulnerability" unless we have some evidence showing it ... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | pdytna | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmingcirclejerk | RedPandaDan | hatwaep | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>Is he wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>He's not using Rust, of course he is wrong.<|eor|><|eol... | 92 |
programmingcirclejerk | freak_dessert2 | hatnd6p | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>Is he wrong?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | hau05dl | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>\* points at C std \*
"Wait it's all untyped?"
"Always was."<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 68 |
programmingcirclejerk | Nemin32 | hauepov | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>\* points at C std \*
"Wait it's all untyped?"
"Always was."<|eor|><|sor|>> \... | 68 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | hauafau | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, the [Enlightenment style](https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/15001/enligh... | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | SickMoonDoe | haue0il | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>Is he wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>He's not using Rust, of course he is wrong.<|eor|><|sor... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | haujpdt | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>Is he wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>He's not using Rust, of course he is wrong.<|eor|><|sor... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | LunaPowder | haut13x | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, the [Enlightenment style](https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/15001/enligh... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | petrimalja | hauqn20 | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Went into the linked blog post. Expected to find jerk. Actually found good op... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | satireplusplus | hav0h3t | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, the [Enlightenment style](https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/15001/enligh... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | hauk6an | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, the [Enlightenment style](https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/15001/enligh... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | _green_is_my_pepper | hauqrx4 | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>You don't even need void\* to defeat C's nonexistent type safety<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | BIG_SNYK_ENERGY | haux6g3 | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Went into the linked blog post. Expected to find jerk. Actually found good op... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | haus7vx | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, the [Enlightenment style](https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/15001/enligh... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | yawaworht_suoivbo_na | hau3wu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>> There, now you've switched the endianness of an integer before sending it down ... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | Szymas255 | haulcde | <|sols|><|sot|>ProTip: If you start using void* everywhere you can convert C into an untyped language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/pdjnfr/software_development_topics_ive_changed_my_mind/haqs6zd/<|eol|><|sor|>ProTip: You can convert C into an untyped language by just casting everything bef... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | DorianCMore | otu3lz | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 185 |
programmingcirclejerk | FergusInLondon | h6xvcix | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 184 |
programmingcirclejerk | PrimozDelux | h6xvii6 | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 146 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheMightyBiz | h6z86du | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 65 |
programmingcirclejerk | OpsikionThemed | h6y5jtm | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | CallMeAnanda | h6xyy5p | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 58 |
programmingcirclejerk | mgostIH | h6y1zlr | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | h6xye0m | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | robchroma | h6zs333 | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | EpicLagg | h6xvtyy | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | DorianCMore | h6y4g6o | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | joedeandev | h6yvhau | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | HINDBRAIN | h6y80qj | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | h6xu3pt | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheMightyBiz | h6z8mlr | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | UsingYourWifi | h6y0ffl | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | gefinn_odni | h6xy2w9 | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | h6zcatg | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | h6zlxe3 | <|sols|><|sot|>10 years into my career I would have bombed if I was asked FizzBuzz in an interview. My brain wasn't wired for that kind of problem, and yet I was still in the industry delivering value to employers for a decade.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/otmswy/does_anybody_else_find_interview_t... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | Apprehensive_Load_85 | l4z74k | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 186 |
programmingcirclejerk | skulgnome | gkrjffz | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 86 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | gkrg6no | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 65 |
programmingcirclejerk | officerthegeek | gkrlpvk | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | integralWorker | gkriy6m | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | skulgnome | gkrjak0 | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gkrrpd5 | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | m50d | gkrojd1 | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gkrrrli | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | NynaevetialMeara | gkrhqe0 | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | TempestasTenebrosus | gkrfqvd | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | officerthegeek | gkrlioe | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | Empty_Tip | gkt3ecj | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | csb06 | gksnkkc | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | _devilduck | gks5gks | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | gksxh61 | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | exploooooosions | gkrppmx | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | doomvox | gksq7rc | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | Graf_Blutwurst | gkswxin | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Java is the anal sex of software platforms, because it works on anything, then Electron certainly is oral. In the end you still have tears in your eyes."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/l4p4a3/what_do_you_guys_think_about_flutter_for/gkprtea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&cont... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | PlasmaSheep | a7zn4i | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmingcirclejerk | VodkaHaze | ec6xvj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|sor|>lol what are other running applications<|eor|><|sor|>You don't need one. All applications run in chrome except for... | 87 |
programmingcirclejerk | AprilSpektra | ec6ygxb | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|sor|> void *gimme = malloc(-1);<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | Nomto | ec73asf | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
What's up with this meme, I see it EVERYWHERE on reddit that it's actually good that applications (web browse... | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | Veedrac | ec7937x | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|sor|>what is TLB?
what is 300 cycles per RAM access?
what is [`O(n log n)` memory access](https://arxiv.org/pdf/1212.... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | lol-no-monads | ec6xk3s | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|sor|>lol what are other running applications<|eor|><|sor|>> other running applications
Not In My Back RAMYard.<|eor|><... | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | WhiskeyCarp | ec7118c | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|sor|>`ArrayList<Integer> l = new ArrayList<Integer>();`
`while( true ) {`
`l.append( new Integer(9999) );`
`}`
`//p... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | IDoCodingStuffs | ec746nd | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
What's up with this meme, I see it EVERYWHERE on reddit that it's actually good that applications (web browse... | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | ec793v7 | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|sor|>> Spoken like an engineer with no empathy for users that have varying needs(eg multi-tasking) and preferences.
> ... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | dvidsilva | ec74ua6 | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
What's up with this meme, I see it EVERYWHERE on reddit that it's actually good that applications (web browse... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | perpetuallyperpetual | ec784d3 | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|sor|> M A X I M U M P E R F O R M A N C E
A C
X ... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | ec7fjbm | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|sor|>lol what are other running applications<|eor|><|sor|>other running applications? do you mean something like TSRs? ... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | ec74ij0 | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Using more RAM is not the same thing as having more performance. The RAM/CPU trade-off generally only applies... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | lol-no-monads | ec7ihee | <|sols|><|sot|>RAM is not file storage. Apps should use as much of it as possible to maximize performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/a7ugsy/blender_obesity/ec65eah<|eol|><|sor|>what is TLB?
what is 300 cycles per RAM access?
what is [`O(n log n)` memory access](https://arxiv.org/pdf/1212.... | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | iftpadfs | 720123 | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmingcirclejerk | statistmonad | dnetxjy | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you can't read that type signature, you are probably a webshit who should quit programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmingcirclejerk | jocull | dner0qd | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's not to understand? Such clear. Much readable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | dixego | dnf5y2d | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>lol image-dependent post <|eor|><|sor|>> dependent
> haskal
choose one and only one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | dnf0axy | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine how much your non-Haskal colleagues will enjoy you explaining this to them. Life of the party right there. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | depressedTurtle | dnetm0f | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wew, can't wait to use this thing to synchromorphing my unsynchromorphed graphs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | lasfter | dnfbcpb | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is misspelling Haskell an inside joke?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | terserterseness | dnfahbd | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you can't read that type signature, you are probably a webshit who should quit programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Just become a codeless dev. You will make less bugs t... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | tpgreyknight | dnfnmqu | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh please, this doesn't even use the `=*&*=>` or `<%$>` operators. This is some entry-level stuff right here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | iftpadfs | dnfrt9z | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is misspelling Haskell an inside joke?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes<|eor|><|sor|>ITYM `Maybe Yes`<|eor|><|soopr|> Just Yes<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | tpgreyknight | dnfnrrz | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`unsafeUnjerkIO <- do`
TBF this is ekmett code, so basically the Haskl equivalent of "heavily-optimised C/ASM in some library intended for use by other library ... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | iftpadfs | dnfq4o5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`unsafeUnjerkIO <- do`
TBF this is ekmett code, so basically the Haskl equivalent of "heavily-optimised C/ASM in some library intended for use by other library ... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | terserterseness | dnfakqf | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's not to understand? Such clear. Much readable.<|eor|><|sor|>The funny thing is when you ask a haskeller about the usecase of the new triple-biplemorph-mona... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | lazic_ | dnfmyy2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>def unjerk(): String = "After seeing this, it feels good being dumb"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | huolioo | dnfwull | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is Haskal?? Is this some language yet to be created?<|eor|><|sor|>Haskell/Pascal, or as I like to call it, Haskell + Pascal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | pythonesqueviper | dngjtg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is Haskal?? Is this some language yet to be created?<|eor|><|sor|>Haskell/Pascal, or as I like to call it, Haskell + Pascal<|eor|><|sor|>scala?<|eor|><|sor... | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | icendoan | dnfkgqh | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>lol image-dependent post <|eor|><|sor|>> dependent
> haskal
choose one and only one<|eor|><|sor|>That sounds like linearity. No can do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | statistmonad | dnfl3bf | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>lol image-dependent post <|eor|><|sor|>> dependent
> haskal
choose one and only one<|eor|><|sor|>That sounds like linearity. No can do.<|eor|><|sor|>tfw no l... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | terserterseness | dnfkgr3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The good thing about Haskal is that it's completely self-documenting.<|eot|><|sol|>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGW9L_PUIAEAzWQ.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's not to understand? Such clear. Much readable.<|eor|><|sor|>The funny thing is when you ask a haskeller about the usecase of the new triple-biplemorph-mona... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | moon-chilled | wxrryj | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmingcirclejerk | moon-chilled | ilsnx48 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|soopr|>lol no gc<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | ilsrkst | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>> When designing larger projects, you quickly realized that it's best not to ha... | 73 |
programmingcirclejerk | Resident_Clue_5627 | ilspxib | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>[Sexual cost of heap allocation is insane.](https://www.gnxp.com/blog/2007/04/i... | 66 |
programmingcirclejerk | McGlockenshire | ilst0ec | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>returning not-null from `malloc` is consent<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmingcirclejerk | life-is-a-loop | ilss7un | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>[Sexual cost of heap allocation is insane.](https://www.gnxp.com/blog/2007/04/i... | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | freak_dessert2 | ilte6xi | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>> All the coitus you could have had with a person was instead had with your fac... | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | exploooooosions | ilsshij | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>[Sexual cost of heap allocation is insane.](https://www.gnxp.com/blog/2007/04/i... | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | LupeGirl | ilswpml | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>Not enough people talk about the sexual benefits of using arena allocators<|eor... | 28 |
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