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programmingcirclejerk | TheMedianPrinter | ilug72i | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>> All the coitus you could have had with a person was instead had with your fac... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | ilthc0z | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>[Sexual cost of heap allocation is insane.](https://www.gnxp.com/blog/2007/04/i... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | F54280 | ilu91op | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>> All the coitus you could have had with a person was instead had with your fac... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheMedianPrinter | ilugbrd | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>returning not-null from `malloc` is consent<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, so _that's_ what t... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | F54280 | ilugjeu | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>> All the coitus you could have had with a person was instead had with your fac... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | crowbarous | ilvtb1k | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>> When designing larger projects, you quickly realized that it's best not to ha... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | SelfDistinction | ilucfab | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine having to add a heap allocation, pointer indirection _and_ am whole new... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | ilunfm3 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>r/PCJ when someone makes a joke on a programming sub:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | ilv8ikl | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>Not enough people talk about the sexual benefits of using arena allocators<|eor... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheMedianPrinter | ilugpy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>> All the coitus you could have had with a person was instead had with your fac... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | McGlockenshire | ilstqqc | <|sols|><|sot|>If you are willing to pay the emotional, physical, and sexual cost of heap allocation<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/wx2azb/when_designing_large_projects_how_do_you_go_about/ilon4ox/<|eol|><|sor|>[Sexual cost of heap allocation is insane.](https://www.gnxp.com/blog/2007/04/i... | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | nuclearbananana | vzig0i | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 187 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | ig8jy3d | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 148 |
programmingcirclejerk | boynedmaster | ig92ood | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 108 |
programmingcirclejerk | VariationDistinct330 | ig8mtgx | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 94 |
programmingcirclejerk | VariationDistinct330 | ig8kk6k | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kotauskas | ig8php4 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | Necessary-Horror2638 | ig8rlj3 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | nuclearbananana | ig95wxw | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jumpy-Locksmith6812 | ig8pa9e | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | snorc_snorc | ig8sc6u | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | jwezorek | igadvew | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | ig8klg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | nuclearbananana | ig962v5 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | miauw62 | ig98ltb | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | androgynyjoe | igazwx6 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | ig9dy7i | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | anon202001 | ig8jhp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | DietOk3559 | ig9k9zz | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | igc9yjb | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is now a short-haired Asian lesbian graphic designer with arms covered in cool tattoosa far cry from the drooling accountant it was in the 90s. Typescript is its younger sister that prefers to wear pantsuits but still goes to raves on the weekend<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/Programme... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | Philpax | v9vbyw | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 186 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | ibz3qsa | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 119 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | ic0nwrx | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 72 |
programmingcirclejerk | recycle4science | ibyy6rc | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 66 |
programmingcirclejerk | NonDairyYandere | ibzb0u5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | SinisterMinister42 | ic0268h | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | RedbloodJarvey | ibz8rst | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | spider-mario | ibz8r3y | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | doctor-5000 | ibzq34e | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | exploooooosions | ibyswlb | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | Shikadi297 | ibzx5gl | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | Gearwatcher | ic0ei00 | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kryptochef | ibzozsy | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | ibz2srn | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | Resident_Clue_5627 | ic0vse3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | Gearwatcher | ic0e6ml | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | eric987235 | ibzzwt6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | doctor-5000 | ic07wmv | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | ic1wwld | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Goheeca | ibzhrvv | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | NonDairyYandere | ic1rh7c | <|sols|><|sot|>I absolutely guarantee, with ZERO chance of being wrong, that I can write anything you want in 'C', better than you can in any language of your choice aside from assembler. It will be more efficient, smaller, and faster.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/v9gnbv/must_be_this_tall_... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | lyvyxw | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|eols|><|endo... | 185 |
programmingcirclejerk | bah_si_en_fait | gpvyuqe | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>Using c... | 151 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gpvn3gq | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|soopr|>Put O... | 120 |
programmingcirclejerk | THICC_DICC_PRICC | gpyhu7e | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>class J... | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | 32gbsd | gpxpft7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>The man... | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | theodordiaconu | gpvoqls | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>class J... | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | n3f4s | gpy20w4 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>I alway... | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | pourover_and_pbr | gpzfgxr | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>class J... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | PrimozDelux | gpxeqjs | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>`return... | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | THICC_DICC_PRICC | gpyge8p | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>Using c... | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | pauseless | gpzwsjd | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>The man... | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | univalence | gpvqg2l | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>Lol, no... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | gpvx2h9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>I alway... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | UsingYourWifi | gpwepc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|soopr|>Put O... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | zygohistomoronism | gpzzctb | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>class J... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | bah_si_en_fait | gpyobpm | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>Using c... | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | SinisterMinister42 | gpzjo3l | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>class J... | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | fadoodlenoodle | gpvq85n | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>class J... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | commo64dor | gpy62s2 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
The... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gpyxhb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Place the if/else cases in a factory object that creates a polymorphic object for each variant. Create the factory in main and pass it into your app. That will ensure that the if/else chain occurs only once."<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1368072885949116418<|eol|><|sor|>/uj all... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | sweepyoface | lfrcgp | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmingcirclejerk | csb06 | gmo86k7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>Excuse me, are y'all with the cult?
We're not a cult! We are "deconstructing previously assumed-im... | 58 |
programmingcirclejerk | AccurateCandidate | gmob8b3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>praise be to the rust evangelism strike force, may their safety know no bounds<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | netzeroo | gmnres4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>Rust.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | kigaltan | gmpbzmq | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>Rust's product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rust's product is the experience of tel... | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | NormalSquirrel0 | gmo2l8h | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>Rust.<|eor|><|sor|>Rust.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | FatStoic | gmovmuk | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
For all the memes about how awful c++ error messages are, god forbid a language makes develope... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | gmof4fo | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>Rust.<|eor|><|sor|>Rust.<|eor|><|sor|>Rust.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | RoughMedicine | gmp8l1j | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
For all the memes about how awful c++ error messages are, god forbid a language makes develope... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gmp9k98 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>Experience of C++ compile times without C++ number of libraries and jobs.<|eor|><|sor|>> C++ number... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | gmoda5f | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>As designers and artists say to "Instagram influencers" who try to commission art for "exposure", c... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gmp3x3e | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>Experience of C++ compile times without C++ number of libraries and jobs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | n2_throwaway | gmodr04 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>Plaudits to all involved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | archbung | gmp7bpr | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>praise be to the rust evangelism strike force, may their safety know no bounds<|eor|><|sor|>Congrat... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | csb06 | gmpmis2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>Excuse me, are y'all with the cult?
We're not a cult! We are "deconstructing previously assumed-im... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | csb06 | gmobtxf | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>praise be to the rust evangelism strike force, may their safety know no bounds<|eor|><|sor|>Congrat... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | gmpjx3o | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>Rust's product is the orgasmic bliss of writing in Rust<|eor|><|sor|>eh, rust is kind of a pain<|eo... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | gmpjup5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>Rust.<|eor|><|sor|>Rust.<|eor|><|sor|>Rust.<|eor|><|sor|>Inb4 u/fp_weenie<|eor|><|sor|>Plaudits to ... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | gmpk15g | <|sols|><|sot|>Rusts product is not a programming language or a compiler. Rusts product is the experience of being a Rust developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://foundation.rust-lang.org/posts/2021-02-08-hello-world/<|eol|><|sor|>Excuse me, are y'all with the cult?
We're not a cult! We are "deconstructing previously assumed-im... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | 13me4xn | <|sols|><|sot|>Thus, the proposed rule is as follows: if we find an operator== and an operator!= in the same scope with the same parameters, use the C++17 rules. Otherwise, use the C++20 rules.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stackoverflow.com/questions/76289350/the-presence-of-both-operator-and-operator-breaks-some-concepts<|eol... | 186 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | jkun5st | <|sols|><|sot|>Thus, the proposed rule is as follows: if we find an operator== and an operator!= in the same scope with the same parameters, use the C++17 rules. Otherwise, use the C++20 rules.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stackoverflow.com/questions/76289350/the-presence-of-both-operator-and-operator-breaks-some-concepts<|eol... | 129 |
programmingcirclejerk | ComfortablyBalanced | jkuur47 | <|sols|><|sot|>Thus, the proposed rule is as follows: if we find an operator== and an operator!= in the same scope with the same parameters, use the C++17 rules. Otherwise, use the C++20 rules.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stackoverflow.com/questions/76289350/the-presence-of-both-operator-and-operator-breaks-some-concepts<|eol... | 124 |
programmingcirclejerk | jalembung | jkv0spb | <|sols|><|sot|>Thus, the proposed rule is as follows: if we find an operator== and an operator!= in the same scope with the same parameters, use the C++17 rules. Otherwise, use the C++20 rules.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stackoverflow.com/questions/76289350/the-presence-of-both-operator-and-operator-breaks-some-concepts<|eol... | 90 |
programmingcirclejerk | G3Kappa | jkusxi1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Thus, the proposed rule is as follows: if we find an operator== and an operator!= in the same scope with the same parameters, use the C++17 rules. Otherwise, use the C++20 rules.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stackoverflow.com/questions/76289350/the-presence-of-both-operator-and-operator-breaks-some-concepts<|eol... | 78 |
programmingcirclejerk | DXPower | jkvb747 | <|sols|><|sot|>Thus, the proposed rule is as follows: if we find an operator== and an operator!= in the same scope with the same parameters, use the C++17 rules. Otherwise, use the C++20 rules.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stackoverflow.com/questions/76289350/the-presence-of-both-operator-and-operator-breaks-some-concepts<|eol... | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | ventuspilot | jkvuyke | <|sols|><|sot|>Thus, the proposed rule is as follows: if we find an operator== and an operator!= in the same scope with the same parameters, use the C++17 rules. Otherwise, use the C++20 rules.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stackoverflow.com/questions/76289350/the-presence-of-both-operator-and-operator-breaks-some-concepts<|eol... | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | pandakekok9 | jkusyfd | <|sols|><|sot|>Thus, the proposed rule is as follows: if we find an operator== and an operator!= in the same scope with the same parameters, use the C++17 rules. Otherwise, use the C++20 rules.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stackoverflow.com/questions/76289350/the-presence-of-both-operator-and-operator-breaks-some-concepts<|eol... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | Laugarhraun | jkw84cb | <|sols|><|sot|>Thus, the proposed rule is as follows: if we find an operator== and an operator!= in the same scope with the same parameters, use the C++17 rules. Otherwise, use the C++20 rules.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stackoverflow.com/questions/76289350/the-presence-of-both-operator-and-operator-breaks-some-concepts<|eol... | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | burly_griffin | jkwicbj | <|sols|><|sot|>Thus, the proposed rule is as follows: if we find an operator== and an operator!= in the same scope with the same parameters, use the C++17 rules. Otherwise, use the C++20 rules.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stackoverflow.com/questions/76289350/the-presence-of-both-operator-and-operator-breaks-some-concepts<|eol... | 26 |
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