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programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | gszyf5b | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a senior in a FAANG and I have no fucking idea what a binary floating point representation is. This seems like a very niche thing that only specific types of engineers would need to know.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/mhesx4/_/gsylul5/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>unjerk^cry
... | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | JiminP | gt08vph | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a senior in a FAANG and I have no fucking idea what a binary floating point representation is. This seems like a very niche thing that only specific types of engineers would need to know.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/mhesx4/_/gsylul5/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>- F: PHp
... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | TinySchedule | gt027en | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a senior in a FAANG and I have no fucking idea what a binary floating point representation is. This seems like a very niche thing that only specific types of engineers would need to know.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/mhesx4/_/gsylul5/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>1 2 ^unjer... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | lucasreta | gt030p4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a senior in a FAANG and I have no fucking idea what a binary floating point representation is. This seems like a very niche thing that only specific types of engineers would need to know.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/mhesx4/_/gsylul5/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>>Im a self ... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | msiekkinen | gszv0gw | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a senior in a FAANG and I have no fucking idea what a binary floating point representation is. This seems like a very niche thing that only specific types of engineers would need to know.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/mhesx4/_/gsylul5/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>He's probab... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | gszseim | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a senior in a FAANG and I have no fucking idea what a binary floating point representation is. This seems like a very niche thing that only specific types of engineers would need to know.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/mhesx4/_/gsylul5/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Yea who loo... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | DehnexTentcleSuprise | g3fuf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 181 |
programmingcirclejerk | 15rthughes | fnr2lau | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 155 |
programmingcirclejerk | applesaucesquad | fnrd8d5 | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 78 |
programmingcirclejerk | Cameltotem | fnrnuk7 | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | DehnexTentcleSuprise | fnrux1b | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | fnswh0m | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | ackfoobar | fns358e | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | AlonzoIsOurChurch | fns8u7n | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | spider-mario | fns0gx3 | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | nuunien | fns6b5p | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | fns8gmi | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | fns7305 | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | filleduchaos | fns5h65 | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | fnu8th3 | <|sols|><|sot|>In Response to Benchmarks Game Results: "C# can not outperform Go and neither can Rust in the http department. And C# can't outperform Go at all, ever. [...] I'm not wrong and you are wrong so you're full of shit. Also blocked"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/fgy1fo/a_short_introduc... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | TempestasTenebrosus | a56mf7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmingcirclejerk | Mige_Bence | ebk9ui7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>Cant jerk. Mental illness is not to be mocked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmingcirclejerk | plasticparakeet | ebka94w | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>>As we are in the midst of the worst crypto bear market in several years (its normal, relax)
This is ... | 65 |
programmingcirclejerk | PM_ME_A_SHOWER_BEER | ebknqsr | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>>As we are in the midst of the worst crypto bear market in several years (its normal, relax)
This is ... | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | aafw | ebkh7lr | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>Reported for social jerking or politics. Is there any that warrants removing this?<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eo... | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | thosakwe | ebkat4c | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>What is the whole obsession with Make X Great Again slogans in the tech world?
You cant even come up ... | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | thephotoman | ebkmty6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>Reported for social jerking or politics. Is there any that warrants removing this?<|eor|><|sor|>The on... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | TempestasTenebrosus | ebkj265 | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>Reported for social jerking or politics. Is there any that warrants removing this?<|eor|><|soopr|>I gu... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | thephotoman | ebkg1b4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>This proposal doesn't solve any problems. It doesn't "decentralize college" in any meaningful way. I... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | rxvf | ebkcmbi | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>Looks just like the guy who'd describe himself as the "finder of patterns". <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | onthefence928 | ebkr2pw | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>> Finder of Patterns.
It ain't education if it's not webscale.<|eor|><|sor|>i sent my degree to /dev/... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | KickinKoala | ebkou9a | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>>If we truly wanted to learn something, we could all just Google it or take an online class
/uj Do...... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | onthefence928 | ebkral3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>What if college... WAS ON THE BLOCKCHAIN!?!?<|eor|><|sor|>what if <thing> but with blockchain?
i s... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | DC2SEA | ebkhmsw | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>Reported for social jerking or politics. Is there any that warrants removing this?<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eo... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | plasticparakeet | ebkut3x | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>What if college... WAS ON THE BLOCKCHAIN!?!?<|eor|><|sor|>what if <thing> but with blockchain?
i s... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | maskdmann | eblbxkq | <|sols|><|sot|>Its Time to Decentralize College: How to Make Higher Education Great Again Using Blockchain<|eot|><|sol|>https://hackernoon.com/decentralize-college-blockchain-higher-education-d25104f2cdee<|eol|><|sor|>>As we are in the midst of the worst crypto bear market in several years (its normal, relax)
This is ... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | illustrious_trees | yu6w4r | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmingcirclejerk | jannyobliterator69 | iw802g8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I put `register` on literally every variable, I need to make sure the compiler doesn't forget about a... | 129 |
programmingcirclejerk | Calavar | iw8iyl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>What an idiot. The real problem is that CPU manufacturers think they're smarter than me with their stupid microco... | 82 |
programmingcirclejerk | jannyobliterator69 | iw8oz6i | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I put `register` on literally every variable, I need to make sure the compiler doesn't forget about a... | 59 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | iw94kfu | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>i am tired of compiler make code go slow by not inline i always mark my functions with inline to make code go ... | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | datnetcoder | iw98e6e | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>What an idiot. The real problem is that CPU manufacturers think they're smarter than me with their stupid microco... | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | ItsAllAboutTheL1Bro | iw8lbuw | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I put `register` on literally every variable, I need to make sure the compiler doesn't forget about a... | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | ItsAllAboutTheL1Bro | iw8lw71 | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>i am tired of compiler make code go slow by not inline i always mark my functions with inline to make code go ... | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | djavaisadog | iw95cxc | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>What an idiot. The real problem is that CPU manufacturers think they're smarter than me with their stupid microco... | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | jalembung | iw9t2j2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>i'm tired of arrogant programmers who deliberately not using safety tooling just because it "hinders" them. like ... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | Badel2 | iw9omg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I put `register` on literally every variable, I need to make sure the compiler doesn't forget about a... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | feral_brick | iwaldts | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>What an idiot. The real problem is that CPU manufacturers think they're smarter than me with their stupid microco... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | iw95ndx | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>What an idiot. The real problem is that CPU manufacturers think they're smarter than me with their stupid microco... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | NonDairyYandere | iwac2w4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I put `register` on literally every variable, I need to make sure the compiler doesn't forget about a... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheZipCreator | iw9p8xy | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>i am tired of compiler make code go slow by not inline i always mark my functions with inline to make code go ... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | iwb4096 | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>What's a compiler? Is it like a transpiler?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | iw938zv | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I put `register` on literally every variable, I need to make sure the compiler doesn't forget about a... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | alecStewart1 | iwa5uvq | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>i am tired of compiler make code go slow by not inline i always mark my functions with inline to make code go ... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | sintrastes | iwa519c | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>i am tired of compiler make code go slow by not inline i always mark my functions with inline to make code go ... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | iEliteTester | iwb95ew | <|sols|><|sot|>Iam tired of compilers thinking they are smarter than me and having too trust their fancy register allocator algorithm.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33584105<|eol|><|sor|>this is why I put `register` on literally every variable, I need to make sure the compiler doesn't forget about a... | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | adotinthevoid_ | u5165y | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kotauskas | i4z6j0l | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>"Removing the cancer by embracing the crab" sounds like a 21st century riddle<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmingcirclejerk | snorc_snorc | i4z8fyt | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>JavaScript is basically "interpreted Java"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmingcirclejerk | bfredl | i4zi69w | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>C++ is basically "compiled TypeScript".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | i4zjxcz | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>I'm about to just link a random flagged HN comment and start making shit up.
I WANNA FUCKING READ THE COMMENT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | InfinitePoints | i4zcdt9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj what<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | i50ll7l | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>JavaScript is basically "interpreted Java"<|eor|><|sor|>HTML is basically fancy machine code.<|eor|><|sor|>Markdown is basically logarithms<|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | i510tut | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>JavaScript is basically "interpreted Java"<|eor|><|sor|>JavaScript is compiled not interpreted (at least in the canonical implementations, Chrome and Node). ... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | afc11hn | i4z7vmu | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>I thought Java was a tumor?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | i508flb | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>"Removing the cancer by embracing the crab" sounds like a 21st century riddle<|eor|><|sor|>You mean Cancer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | i52hknn | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>"Removing the cancer by embracing the crab" sounds like a 21st century riddle<|eor|><|sor|>Management timelines are an exercise in astrology.<|eor|><|eols|><... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | i4zsqxc | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>I'm about to just link a random flagged HN comment and start making shit up.
I WANNA FUCKING READ THE COMMENT<|eor|><|sor|>Everything is in the submission t... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | afc11hn | i50u5qj | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>ironically unjerking is the next level of being, plaudits to all rust developers for being on so many layers of irony<|eor|><|sor|>It'... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | mythix_dnb | i521hj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>but isn't java "compiled java"?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | i4zjpa4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Zig doesn't even depend on C though, so it's objectively wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | Tornado547 | i51ruy7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is basically "compiled Java", whereas Nim/Zig are tumours on top of C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31053477<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Who cares if there is a GC or not.<|eor|><|sor|>There are many contexts where it's important.
Embedded systems that don't have enough... | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | qtrog5 | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoft... | 182 |
programmingcirclejerk | corona-info | hklk0hr | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>That's no... | 160 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hkltzg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>`git unje... | 107 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | hkmaivu | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>`git unje... | 92 |
programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | hklr5yo | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>this has ... | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | corona-info | hkmzc3b | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>`git unje... | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | hkmb0xm | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>this has ... | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | hernytan | hkm1rwr | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>`git unje... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hklkbjd | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>Definitel... | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | hkmgu26 | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>this has ... | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | snafuchs | hkmsj73 | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>`git unje... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | hklyjyv | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>Based and... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | profmonocle | hko1ijf | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>`git unje... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | Szymas255 | hkmtd9q | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>this has ... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | profmonocle | hkn9r5r | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>`git unje... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | hkph2p4 | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>`git unje... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | rambull2000 | hko0owy | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>`git unje... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | Mountain-Log9383 | hkmt8dt | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>less rate... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | hkn3ivj | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>Google sh... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | xstkovrflw | hkn715v | <|sols|><|sot|>A lot of endpoint security solutions a.k.a. virus scanners often deletes Go binaries when they reach a certain level of complexity. Crowdstrike just deletes every single Go executable.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/qs8rof/more_go_malware_in_the_wild/hkg2h75/<|eol|><|sor|>`git unje... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | oeed | q0wakh | <|sols|><|sot|>Really in 2021, theres no need for discrete time zones. Just use the GPS derived longitude to calculate the true local time precisely.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/1444836384473235456<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | hfb5j3d | <|sols|><|sot|>Really in 2021, theres no need for discrete time zones. Just use the GPS derived longitude to calculate the true local time precisely.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/1444836384473235456<|eol|><|sor|>I've been saying for years that instead we should just abolish local time zones entirel... | 168 |
programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | hfb1qtu | <|sols|><|sot|>Really in 2021, theres no need for discrete time zones. Just use the GPS derived longitude to calculate the true local time precisely.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/1444836384473235456<|eol|><|sor|>crazy people
EDIT:
> Ive just been compared with Stalin for my vile rudeness. Which i... | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | 8bitslime | hfb73to | <|sols|><|sot|>Really in 2021, theres no need for discrete time zones. Just use the GPS derived longitude to calculate the true local time precisely.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/1444836384473235456<|eol|><|sor|>Next step, get rid of absolute times and just use relative ones. Why say "at 5:00" if w... | 72 |
programmingcirclejerk | Fooking-Degenerate | hfb9a9k | <|sols|><|sot|>Really in 2021, theres no need for discrete time zones. Just use the GPS derived longitude to calculate the true local time precisely.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/1444836384473235456<|eol|><|sor|>I've been saying for years that instead we should just abolish local time zones entirel... | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | ranisalt | hfb1n7t | <|sols|><|sot|>Really in 2021, theres no need for discrete time zones. Just use the GPS derived longitude to calculate the true local time precisely.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/1444836384473235456<|eol|><|sor|>Next step, get rid of absolute times and just use relative ones. Why say "at 5:00" if w... | 65 |
programmingcirclejerk | clarkcox3 | hfb5ww5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Really in 2021, theres no need for discrete time zones. Just use the GPS derived longitude to calculate the true local time precisely.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/1444836384473235456<|eol|><|sor|>LOL. So, if I say "I'll call you at 5:00", and you happen to be 50 miles east of me at ... | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | SinisterMinister42 | hfbcrr5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Really in 2021, theres no need for discrete time zones. Just use the GPS derived longitude to calculate the true local time precisely.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/1444836384473235456<|eol|><|sor|>I've been saying for years that instead we should just abolish local time zones entirel... | 39 |
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