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programmingcirclejerk | ilyash | hxq5fhf | <|sols|><|sot|>If you haven't used Go, it's a lot like C but the types come after the variable names.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/swz3qc/charm_view_from_ten_miles_up<|eol|><|sor|>Go is like other programming languages bit without ^W with generics.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | hxqtpt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you haven't used Go, it's a lot like C but the types come after the variable names.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/swz3qc/charm_view_from_ten_miles_up<|eol|><|sor|> if err != UNJERK {
return err
}
fmt.Println("Actually a decent description of Go ... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | rcrlf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmingcirclejerk | AaronPaulie | hnwljqm | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>Ponder at all of the time to create all of those walls of text in response. From the point of view of a contributor, stackoverflow is some strange combination... | 122 |
programmingcirclejerk | leetcoder69 | hnwv7a1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>Ponder at all of the time to create all of those walls of text in response. From the point of view of a contributor, stackoverflow is some strange combination... | 79 |
programmingcirclejerk | jdauriemma | hnxhyos | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>The first chess engine to be completely implemented in Haskell will overtake literally anything else out there because all possible game states and their rela... | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | birdman9k | hnxp9uu | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>The first chess engine to be completely implemented in Haskell will overtake literally anything else out there because all possible game states and their rela... | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hnxhcet | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>Ponder at all of the time to create all of those walls of text in response. From the point of view of a contributor, stackoverflow is some strange combination... | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | hnx9mhp | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>A symptom of webshittery is only being able to write code in Javascript and Python. Very sad!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | csb06 | hnx1cl5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>Ponder at all of the time to create all of those walls of text in response. From the point of view of a contributor, stackoverflow is some strange combination... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | pupupeepee | hnxp96s | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>Why aren't cars made of cardboard?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hnxbgb8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>So, the Node toolchain has vexed me in the past as well. I was a full-stack MEAN developer for almost 12 years but my primary skills are in writing chess engi... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | jdauriemma | hnxu8mj | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>The first chess engine to be completely implemented in Haskell will overtake literally anything else out there because all possible game states and their rela... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | jeremyjh | hny3la3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>The first chess engine to be completely implemented in Haskell will overtake literally anything else out there because all possible game states and their rela... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hnxwdm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>So, the Node toolchain has vexed me in the past as well. I was a full-stack MEAN developer for almost 12 years but my primary skills are in writing chess engi... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | F54280 | hnz3fl6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone updates the [bitboard page of wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitboard) to reflect the fact that 64 bits data structures on 64 bits compu... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentconfessor | hnxvv51 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>So, the Node toolchain has vexed me in the past as well. I was a full-stack MEAN developer for almost 12 years but my primary skills are in writing chess engi... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | __JDQ__ | hnymfy0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>Why aren't cars made of cardboard?<|eor|><|sor|>Cars are obviously made of car board.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheFearsomeEsquilax | hnx87qv | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>Why isn't K&R written with Node.js? Wouldn't that be more ideal because of its speed and ability compared to other languages and efficiency in machine learnin... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Pofftatron | hnyb4y7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>The first chess engine to be completely implemented in Haskell will overtake literally anything else out there because all possible game states and their rela... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hnxkbf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>With nodes flagship async single thread model itd be webscale at chess engining.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | hny56bn | <|sols|><|sot|>Why don't chess engines use Node.js?<|eot|><|sol|>https://chess.stackexchange.com/questions/37592/why-don-t-chess-engines-use-node-js<|eol|><|sor|>Unsurprisingly the battle of whether Java/JS are compiled or interpreted languages has made its way into the comments of this seemingly unrelated question.<|e... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | pnd8s1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 166 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hcof541 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 120 |
programmingcirclejerk | porkslow | hcoeuu5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 91 |
programmingcirclejerk | AccurateCandidate | hcos6wi | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | Scout_it_Out | hcoeq5u | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | MrRandom04 | hcoxdnu | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 63 |
programmingcirclejerk | Fooking-Degenerate | hcohdz6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | SkeletonJazzWitch | hcok29a | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | hcoy4zh | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hcokqno | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | NakeyDooCrew | hcol07g | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | hcpn1fi | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | hcon7gn | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | tetrarkanoid | hcoji7m | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | hcpibe6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | path_traced_sphere | hcoxsah | <|sols|><|sot|>Im a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React & node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated $billions in revenue. Ive worked at successful startups. But you wont hire me because I cant solve an algorithm challenge.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/faraz... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | novov | kxsedb | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmingcirclejerk | wzdd | gjc5289 | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>Is there an equivalent for vscode?<|eor|><|sor|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=fleshywaffles.vs-code-... | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | MySlicedHat | gjcw8pn | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>It's time for the programming community to come to terms with it's disturbing overlap with the anime community<|eor|><|eol... | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | R_Sholes | gjc9g06 | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>where's the jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>The jerk is that these are all obviously shit-tier waifus, and this should be removed from ... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | HellkittyAnarchy | gjc3vvw | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>Is there an equivalent for vscode?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | AprilSpektra | gjcw11f | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>BOSS: Did you track down that bug?
ME: *points to excited waifu on screen*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | mizzu704 | gjd7bdk | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>/uj how can you be good enough to program this and at the same time think gif is an appropriate format for screen recordin... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | gjc0kul | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks for sharing, installed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | darthbarracuda | gjcwbzz | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>yeah this guy works remotely<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | saichampa | gjeb62j | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>Is there an equivalent for vscode?<|eor|><|sor|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=fleshywaffles.vs-code-... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | Sticker704 | gjc77ix | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>open source waifus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | tesch34 | gjchlrb | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>I need a WFH NSFW edition<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | YM_Industries | gjeozc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>It's time for the programming community to come to terms with it's disturbing overlap with the anime community<|eor|><|sor... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | MisterOfScience | gjd3a0c | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>You might think that it's creepy but in lore they are 10,000 years old<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | KBKarma | gjd5tv9 | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>It's time for the programming community to come to terms with it's disturbing overlap with the anime community<|eor|><|sor... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | taginoti | gjcn60z | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>Brb switching to IntelliJ<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | gjdnydh | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>> uwu Big Brother, it looks like ur writing a letter, desu! W-would you like some help? \^_\^
from Microsoft Japan's debu... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | YM_Industries | gjeowal | <|sols|><|sot|>This feature replaces the out-of-the-box Tip of the Day feature of IntelliJ with a top-tier Waifu!<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/waifu-motivator/waifu-motivator-plugin<|eol|><|sor|>Is there an equivalent for vscode?<|eor|><|sor|>Good question. Everything other than VSCode is legacy so I don't know why ... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | joppatza | iecra3 | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmingcirclejerk | MisterOfScience | g2f9qhe | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>And that's why the government will never let that happen.<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 90 |
programmingcirclejerk | wzdd | g2g0nz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>New slogan! "Rust reduces the set of possible bugs down to the ones which are... | 73 |
programmingcirclejerk | zerosum0x0 | g2fd8fg | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>```#![unjerk]```
Great jerk tbh, the classic "unhackable" defense. The people... | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | g2fivgd | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>```#![unjerk]```
Great jerk tbh, the classic "unhackable" defense. The people... | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | g2gh2mb | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>```#![unjerk]```
Great jerk tbh, the classic "unhackable" defense. The people... | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | g2hh028 | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>New slogan! "Rust reduces the set of possible bugs down to the ones which are... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | jfb1337 | g2g8wu8 | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>```#![unjerk]```
Great jerk tbh, the classic "unhackable" defense. The people... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | SentaMiz | g2i8sxm | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>New slogan! "Rust reduces the set of possible bugs down to the ones which are... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | -user--name- | g2h1lhx | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>```#![unjerk]```
Great jerk tbh, the classic "unhackable" defense. The people... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | zerosum0x0 | g2guir5 | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>```#![unjerk]```
Great jerk tbh, the classic "unhackable" defense. The people... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty005 | g2hmjhf | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>New slogan! "Rust reduces the set of possible bugs down to the ones which are... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | matu3ba | g2j3ml9 | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>And that's why the government will never let that happen.<|eor|><|sor|>They w... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | dscottboggs | g2giyhh | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>```#![unjerk]```
Great jerk tbh, the classic "unhackable" defense. The people... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | g2gw5pk | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>Deno will save society.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | g2hw4a1 | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>New slogan! "Rust reduces the set of possible bugs down to the ones which are... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | g2ik8g4 | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>```#![unjerk]```
Great jerk tbh, the classic "unhackable" defense. The people... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | qh4os | g2jl1yx | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>New slogan! "Rust reduces the set of possible bugs down to the ones which are... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | g2hwktc | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>```#![unjerk]```
Great jerk tbh, the classic "unhackable" defense. The people... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | ImAStupidFace | g2jdw8e | <|sols|><|sot|>If the js engine is moved to Rust entirely, the likelihood [of an exploit] is 0.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/idlwxd/pdf_nsa_fbi_release_russian_linux_malware_report/g2bylah/?context=2<|eol|><|sor|>```#![unjerk]```
Great jerk tbh, the classic "unhackable" defense. The people... | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | awoocent | gwu27j | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmingcirclejerk | Busti | fsxhomc | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|>This is the first time I have seen the word **pure** in an Object Oriented context.
Thanks I hate it.<|eor|><|eols... | 80 |
programmingcirclejerk | l0gicgate | fsypou2 | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|> public int max(int a, int b) {
return new If(
new GreaterThan(a, b),
a, b
);
}
... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | railwayrookie | fsy39cf | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|>But what's even better than just one return? Having *no* returns!
public void max(int a, int b, Function f) {
... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | sebamestre | fsxnn8i | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|>When everything is a constructor, nothing will be<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | Waghlon | fsyb6hb | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|>> [disgusting code]
> What do you think now?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm thinking he shouldn't quit his dayjob<|eor|><|eols|><... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | ninjaaron | fsyn7yb | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine using a crippled language that requires the use of a `return` keyword because if-else blocks aren't expressi... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | WhyWasIShadowBanned_ | fsygmdd | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|> public int max(int a, int b) {
return new If(
new GreaterThan(a, b),
a, b
);
}
... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | SuspiciousScript | ft01pm7 | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|> public int max(int a, int b) {
return new If(
new GreaterThan(a, b),
a, b
);
}
... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | fsyc6y6 | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|>This is COP: Constructor Oriented Programming. It's like functional programming for people that would normally disca... | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | andiconda | fsywwm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|> public int max(int a, int b) {
return new If(
new GreaterThan(a, b),
a, b
);
}
... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | ft2f85h | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|> public int max(int a, int b) {
return new If(
new GreaterThan(a, b),
a, b
);
}
... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | BB_C | fsyg9lc | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|>There is a reason why I always believed OOP itself was just good jerk that somehow got out of hand. It's the perfect... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | bruce3434 | fsxkpn1 | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|>> yegor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | Molossus-Spondee | fsxykac | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|> blubProgrammer ifTrue: [^jerk] ifFalse: [^stillJerk]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | ninjaaron | fsyvga1 | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine using a crippled language that requires the use of a `return` keyword because if-else blocks aren't expressi... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kryptochef | fsynjn2 | <|sols|><|sot|>If your code is truly object-oriented, you won't be able to have more than one return.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dzone.com/articles/why-many-return-statements-are-a-bad-idea-in-oop<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine using a crippled language that requires the use of a `return` keyword because if-else blocks aren't expressi... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | DocMcBrown | fjln5h | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | fkodl4i | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>Or in my case, postpone the decision 9 months, until the day of the birth and have the mother, in a ... | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | angry_mr_potato_head | fko8qe0 | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>Or in my case, postpone the decision 9 months, until the day of the birth and have the mother, in a ... | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | _coffinspire | fkns1nd | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>Poor little i<|eor|><|sor|>And his poor little brother j<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | fknyfe8 | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>Poor little i<|eor|><|sor|>And his poor little brother j<|eor|><|sor|>I dunno, for me they seem rath... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | gitgood | fko5p7h | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>Lol unironically giving this advice after naming your child "Micah".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | jxub | fko6wo7 | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>My child is not mutable, so not really the same, thanks.
Also who has time to have kids when there'... | 28 |
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