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programmingcirclejerk | Quadrophenic | fkpdm5x | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>Lol unironically giving this advice after naming your child "Micah".<|eor|><|sor|>At least it's not ... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | fko7tv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>Haha jokes on you I'm never having kids haha millennial lyfe suck it boomers hahaa^aa^^aa^^^aaa^^^^... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | playsiderightside | fko05m0 | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>Poor little i<|eor|><|sor|>And his poor little brother j<|eor|><|sor|>I dunno, for me they seem rath... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty003 | fkp3dfl | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>Haha jokes on you I'm never having kids haha millennial lyfe suck it boomers hahaa^aa^^aa^^^aaa^^^^... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | fko7ndb | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>Lol unironically giving this advice after naming your child "Micah".<|eor|><|sor|>At least it's not ... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | fko0ass | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>Poor little i<|eor|><|sor|>And his poor little brother j<|eor|><|sor|>I dunno, for me they seem rath... | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | jdauriemma | fkpieb5 | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>SOLID advice, Bob<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | Orkaad | fkq20yc | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|> var khaleesi;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | EarthGoddessDude | fkow5bo | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>Poor little i<|eor|><|sor|>And his poor little brother j<|eor|><|sor|>I dunno, for me they seem rath... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | iloveportalz0r | fkpu097 | <|sols|><|sot|>You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7630384-you-should-name-a-variable-using-the-same-care-with<|eol|><|sor|>Poor little i<|eor|><|sor|>And his poor little brother j<|eor|><|sor|>I dunno, for me they seem rath... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | dangerbird2 | 12tb2yx | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmingcirclejerk | dangerbird2 | jh1ptev | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|soopr|>A Very Serious programming language<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmingcirclejerk | Philpax | jh26fn4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>/uj the funniest thing about this is that it was, as far as anyone can tell, not intentional: Rust has been on a steady six week cycle since 2015, and through sheer serendipity ... | 98 |
programmingcirclejerk | rileyphone | jh1t2vg | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>I take it all back, the world does need to be rewritten in Rust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | dangerbird2 | jh2nhkc | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>/uj the funniest thing about this is that it was, as far as anyone can tell, not intentional: Rust has been on a steady six week cycle since 2015, and through sheer serendipity ... | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | dangerbird2 | jh1ym0e | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>I take it all back, the world does need to be rewritten in Rust<|eor|><|soopr|>>
happy IP lawyer noises<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheZipCreator | jh29qek | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>I take it all back, the world does need to be rewritten in Rust<|eor|><|soopr|>>
happy IP lawyer noises<|eoopr|><|sor|>no, they didn't state that they're not affiliated with t... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | Handsomefoxhf | jh1u0wd | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>I'm disappointed op, should've posted crablang updates<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | jh358ks | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>/uj the funniest thing about this is that it was, as far as anyone can tell, not intentional: Rust has been on a steady six week cycle since 2015, and through sheer serendipity ... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | pauseless | jh2az3r | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>/uj the funniest thing about this is that it was, as far as anyone can tell, not intentional: Rust has been on a steady six week cycle since 2015, and through sheer serendipity ... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | FreezerWave | jh2a7gp | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>I take it all back, the world does need to be rewritten in Rust<|eor|><|soopr|>>
happy IP lawyer noises<|eoopr|><|sor|>no, they didn't state that they're not affiliated with t... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | 1LargeAdult | jh20mk4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>
nice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | freak_dessert2 | jh28ifr | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|soopr|>A Very Serious programming language<|eoopr|><|sor|>New flair?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | dangerbird2 | jh1yimv | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>I'm disappointed op, should've posted crablang updates<|eor|><|soopr|>Sorry, that wasn't very ethical of me<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | wubscale | jh40mv0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|soopr|>A Very Serious programming language<|eoopr|><|sor|>> The Rust team is happy to announce a nice version of Rust, 1.69.0.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | jh309a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>i believe the tweens call this cringe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | jh2rjfg | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>What a nice gesture for Hitler's birthday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | tavaren42 | jh3vd2l | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>I take it all back, the world does need to be rewritten in Rust<|eor|><|soopr|>>
happy IP lawyer noises<|eoopr|><|sor|>no, they didn't state that they're not affiliated with t... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | ComfortablyBalanced | jh36cfy | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|soopr|>A Very Serious programming language<|eoopr|><|sor|>New flair?<|eor|><|sor|>It's not serious enough for a flair.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | -Y0- | jh784ng | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>I take it all back, the world does need to be rewritten in Rust<|eor|><|soopr|>>
happy IP lawyer noises<|eoopr|><|sor|>no, they didn't state that they're not affiliated with t... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | HotelDon | jh38av4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust released version 1.69.0 on April 20, 2023<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.rust-lang.org/2023/04/20/Rust-1.69.0.html<|eol|><|sor|>In my human sexuality class in college, if you got a 69 on any of the exams, he would just give you an extra point, which is why I am just going to put in my Code of Conduct you... | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | WE__ARE__ALL__RACIST | 12mn51b | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | jgbe293 | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>> gnu.org
CHEATING! CHEATING!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmingcirclejerk | HotelDon | jgbiar1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>I bring a sort of nonfree vibe to the software library that free software advocates don't really ... | 102 |
programmingcirclejerk | maybeJenniferLopez | jgbff15 | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>Man I love shitting on Rust, but this is actually an absolutely insane hot take<|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 95 |
programmingcirclejerk | vimpostor | jgbwbqz | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>> gnu.org
CHEATING! CHEATING!!<|eor|><|sor|>It's only fair game, considering we tolerated palemo... | 68 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheZipCreator | jgbmtlj | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>I bring a sort of nonfree vibe to the software library that free software advocates don't really ... | 66 |
programmingcirclejerk | justcool393 | jgbkugq | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>to be kinda honest, i don't get what RMS's problem is here. the "can't use 2 languages" thing is ... | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | Forward-Error-9449 | jgbaj8v | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>The Crab-Packing-Plant-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | Evinceo | jgd0xvt | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>Man I love shitting on Rust, but this is actually an absolutely insane hot take<|eor|><|sor|>Stan... | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | jgd3k8q | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|> [[[ To any Rust maintainers reading my comment: please consider ]]]
[[[ whether being mor... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | robchroma | jgbrh9z | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>to be kinda honest, i don't get what RMS's problem is here. the "can't use 2 languages" thing is ... | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | SirNuke | jgd6hh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>[Not even patching Spectre and Meltdown](https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/info-gnu/2018-04/msg0... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | yo_99 | jgc44sq | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>Programing Language specific package managers are considered harmful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | saichampa | jgek5dc | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>Man I love shitting on Rust, but this is actually an absolutely insane hot take<|eor|><|sor|>I me... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | jgd7ni8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>[Not even patching Spectre and Meltdown](https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/info-gnu/2018-04/msg0... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | yo_99 | jgc45zk | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>to be kinda honest, i don't get what RMS's problem is here. the "can't use 2 languages" thing is ... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | maybeJenniferLopez | jgg28qf | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>Man I love shitting on Rust, but this is actually an absolutely insane hot take<|eor|><|sor|>I me... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | suflaj | jge8hb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Cargo uses a library archive which includes nonfree libraries, so we should not publicly refer to its existence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2023-01/msg00463.html<|eol|><|sor|>Oh Kernighan the Wise, please turn C into non-free software to spite these fanatics
Free as in y... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | integralWorker | y6ohmk | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmingcirclejerk | whereisspacebar | isqnu9i | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmingcirclejerk | lurklurklurkanon | isqt3zj | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>This belongs on r/programmingfacts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheMedianPrinter | isrm1ol | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>The jerk is that bandwidth is cheap. *cries in 30% drop in user retention for 6 seconds of loadin... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | jalembung | isqqyb5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>can't jerk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | binaryblade | isrg7yj | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to use decent language on front-end with lean size of binary then Elm and Purescript are good choices<|eor|><|sor|>L... | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | isrorlg | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>Don't worry, Electron is designed with accessibility in mind.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | sparrow_ua | isql8g2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to use decent language on front-end with lean size of binary then Elm and Purescript are good choices<|eor|><|eols|>... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | IHateReddit_9001 | issbu66 | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to use decent language on front-end with lean size of binary then Elm and Purescript are good choices<|eor|><|sor|>[... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | isqung5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>beats me, am brain damaged<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | MrD3a7h | isqyz1o | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>The jerk store called, they're all out of YOU<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | Koneke | iss00ia | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to use decent language on front-end with lean size of binary then Elm and Purescript are good choices<|eor|><|sor|>`... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | ChrispySea | isry79w | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>The jerk store called, they're all out of YOU<|eor|><|sor|>I started watching seinfeld and now I'... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | zxyzyxz | isrrv7j | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to use decent language on front-end with lean size of binary then Elm and Purescript are good choices<|eor|><|sor|>L... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | VariationDistinct330 | issx7g2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to use decent language on front-end with lean size of binary then Elm and Purescript are good choices<|eor|><|sor|>[... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | Tornado547 | isrbzhv | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | rpkarma | isrxsmc | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>If you want to use decent language on front-end with lean size of binary then Elm and Purescript are good choices<|eor|><|sor|>/... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | feral_brick | isro784 | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>"noooo you can't use other languages for web dev it goes against my job security"
"Ha ha CDN go brrrrr"<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | SickOrphan | isrhxy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>The jerk store called, they're all out of YOU<|eor|><|sor|>I started watching seinfeld and now I'... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | szmate1618 | iss7skq | <|sols|><|sot|>Bandwidth is cheap, the brain damage from learning JavaScript is too high a cost<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/y47s72/comment/isfx6mp/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>The jerk store called, they're all out of YOU<|eor|><|sor|>I started watching seinfeld and now I'... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | vhf3s3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmingcirclejerk | throw-a-wayy-lmao | id76ykf | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|sor|>Their most important security feature is their user base. Can't have vulnerabilities if nobody is using the language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | id6s6dj | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|soopr|>Security consultant here.
The fact that Hare has no package manager is a huge thing. I've read countless amount of code that abused dependencie... | 116 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | id7by94 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|sor|>How to solve the supply chain management problem:
0. Declare it's not your problem
1. Problem solved!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmingcirclejerk | NeilPointer | id83ten | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|sor|>Their most important security feature is their user base. Can't have vulnerabilities if nobody is using the language.<|eor|><|sor|>> I am not awar... | 90 |
programmingcirclejerk | snorc_snorc | id6won4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|soopr|>Security consultant here.
The fact that Hare has no package manager is a huge thing. I've read countless amount of code that abused dependencie... | 59 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | id84bg3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|sor|>Their most important security feature is their user base. Can't have vulnerabilities if nobody is using the language.<|eor|><|sor|>Can't have vuln... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | id754ld | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|sor|>I love the footnote on here. He's still seething over LWN comments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | id796y7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|sor|>lol no generics<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | 77551_anal | id77vvq | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|sor|>Well, duh. Without dependencies that bad actors can abuse and inject into code, this forces people to write their own libraries from scratch, whic... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | small_kimono | id71lf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|soopr|>Security consultant here.
The fact that Hare has no package manager is a huge thing. I've read countless amount of code that abused dependencie... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | boynedmaster | id7tgqz | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|sor|>Well, duh. Without dependencies that bad actors can abuse and inject into code, this forces people to write their own libraries from scratch, whic... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | id7nu5q | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|soopr|>Security consultant here.
The fact that Hare has no package manager is a huge thing. I've read countless amount of code that abused dependencie... | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | BlatantMediocrity | id7tv09 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|soopr|>Security consultant here.
The fact that Hare has no package manager is a huge thing. I've read countless amount of code that abused dependencie... | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | senj | id7ysx3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|sor|>C doesn't have a package manager and the results speak for themselves! Distros have never utterly fucked up the security of their packages, becaus... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | lulzmachine | idafzsp | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|sor|>Their most important security feature is their user base. Can't have vulnerabilities if nobody is using the language.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, a modern va... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | SickMoonDoe | id79si1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|soopr|>Security consultant here.
The fact that Hare has no package manager is a huge thing. I've read countless amount of code that abused dependencie... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | CocktailPerson | id8pj0u | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider Hares lack of a package manager to be an important security feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-06-21-safety-features/<|eol|><|sor|>Well, duh. Without dependencies that bad actors can abuse and inject into code, this forces people to write their own libraries from scratch, whic... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | u3t4b5 | <|sols|><|sot|>How we lost 54k GitHub stars<|eot|><|sol|>https://httpie.io/blog/stardust<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmingcirclejerk | VariationDistinct330 | i4ryzd5 | <|sols|><|sot|>How we lost 54k GitHub stars<|eot|><|sol|>https://httpie.io/blog/stardust<|eol|><|sor|>7:30 in the morning: I pull on an octocat(?) T-shirt and start working. I'm a bit tired cus I underslept but I'm just *glad, glad, glad* and that's cus I just *love love bearhug love* GitHub. They took 0 VC funding and... | 139 |
programmingcirclejerk | androgynyjoe | i4rz1c4 | <|sols|><|sot|>How we lost 54k GitHub stars<|eot|><|sol|>https://httpie.io/blog/stardust<|eol|><|sor|>Do...they need some help finding them?
EDIT: ok, I actually read the article and this dude is fucking insane. He does his little minor fucky-wucky and then immediately blames the GitHub UI for not being explicit enou... | 116 |
programmingcirclejerk | hacatu | i4ryocv | <|sols|><|sot|>How we lost 54k GitHub stars<|eot|><|sol|>https://httpie.io/blog/stardust<|eol|><|sor|>Uwu daddy github put my astrological symbols back pls<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | i4sq7vd | <|sols|><|sot|>How we lost 54k GitHub stars<|eot|><|sol|>https://httpie.io/blog/stardust<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>The 9/11 of programmers.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | i4tca5q | <|sols|><|sot|>How we lost 54k GitHub stars<|eot|><|sol|>https://httpie.io/blog/stardust<|eol|><|sor|>>The dialog should be more contextual and, paraphrasing again, it should say Youre about to kill 55,000 people. That wouldve certainly made me pause.
Presented without comment.<|eor|><|sor|>Losing one star is a traged... | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | reddit_pls_fix | i4s4bin | <|sols|><|sot|>How we lost 54k GitHub stars<|eot|><|sol|>https://httpie.io/blog/stardust<|eol|><|sor|>smh this would never have happened if GitHub was on the blockchain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | i4tbltz | <|sols|><|sot|>How we lost 54k GitHub stars<|eot|><|sol|>https://httpie.io/blog/stardust<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>The 9/11 of programmers.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Man, that's not even fucking comparable. Have some respect.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, this is much worse<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | i4s49a8 | <|sols|><|sot|>How we lost 54k GitHub stars<|eot|><|sol|>https://httpie.io/blog/stardust<|eol|><|sor|>Do...they need some help finding them?
EDIT: ok, I actually read the article and this dude is fucking insane. He does his little minor fucky-wucky and then immediately blames the GitHub UI for not being explicit enou... | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | winepath | i4s0ykt | <|sols|><|sot|>How we lost 54k GitHub stars<|eot|><|sol|>https://httpie.io/blog/stardust<|eol|><|sor|>lol no stars<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | i4stylc | <|sols|><|sot|>How we lost 54k GitHub stars<|eot|><|sol|>https://httpie.io/blog/stardust<|eol|><|sor|>> **Warning:** this is a potentially destructive action. You will permanently lose your streak, open your dearest beliefs to mockery and run the risk of losing your jerking cred and being banned. Type in the name of th... | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | kumar-ish | i4skrc7 | <|sols|><|sot|>How we lost 54k GitHub stars<|eot|><|sol|>https://httpie.io/blog/stardust<|eol|><|sor|>7:30 in the morning: I pull on an octocat(?) T-shirt and start working. I'm a bit tired cus I underslept but I'm just *glad, glad, glad* and that's cus I just *love love bearhug love* GitHub. They took 0 VC funding and... | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | tvst3aler | i4syoo9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How we lost 54k GitHub stars<|eot|><|sol|>https://httpie.io/blog/stardust<|eol|><|sor|>>The dialog should be more contextual and, paraphrasing again, it should say Youre about to kill 55,000 people. That wouldve certainly made me pause.
Presented without comment.<|eor|><|sor|>\**starts pushing button fu... | 40 |
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