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programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hjhnyvj | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>This is somehow more arrogant than NFTs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | hjhrbf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>Is this dweeb still going on about the blockchain? What matters is that in the metaverse, here's how it will work:
- You apply for a job
- You immediately throw up with motion sickness
- If above a certain rating, youre are still throwing up 60 seconds later<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmingcirclejerk | IcyEbb7760 | hjhsay3 | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>> [Cool, but this process totally ignores the social skills of the interviewee. In some jobs this is extremely important.](https://twitter.com/beurrespace/status/1456589960832819202)
>> [Not necessarily. You can put your social skill experiences on chain](https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456590282124840963)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | hjhig88 | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>guys hear me out: what if we took the current process and made it much shittier<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hjin0ws | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>This is somehow more arrogant than NFTs.<|eor|><|sor|>At first I thought he was going to suggest we make our resumes into NFTs, but it he went a step further.<|eor|><|sor|>ikr?
> The web3 enabled internet will give you quests, adventures and courses to prove your worth
> You'll learn and earn on-chain credentials
> Youll use your credentials to prove who you are, what your skills are and what people say about you
I already did this.
Its called a degree.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hjhvmsr | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>> [Cool, but this process totally ignores the social skills of the interviewee. In some jobs this is extremely important.](https://twitter.com/beurrespace/status/1456589960832819202)
>> [Not necessarily. You can put your social skill experiences on chain](https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456590282124840963)<|eor|><|sor|>this should be engraved on a plaque and stored in a museum so people hundreds of years after the fall of civilization can go back and understand what the fuck happened.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmingcirclejerk | vytah | hjhc7f5 | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>Doing all that work, when you can just check how many Github stars the candidate has.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmingcirclejerk | YqQbey | hjhpggk | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>If somebody steals your private key your employer will have to hire them instead of you. Because code is law.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hjhtbk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>Is this dweeb still going on about the blockchain? What matters is that in the metaverse, here's how it will work:
- You apply for a job
- You immediately throw up with motion sickness
- If above a certain rating, youre are still throwing up 60 seconds later<|eor|><|sor|>I eagerly look forward to rejecting candidates not for the stupid shit they say publicly on social media, but for their hideously depraved sexual conduct they do publicly in the metaverse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | threeys | hji0jni | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>Can I please just invert some binary trees on whiteboards<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | SpookBusters | hjitl2x | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>social credit score: bad, government excuse to create a surveillance state
social credit score _with blockchain_: woah, cool new techno future!!! better mint some NFTs for this!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Theory | hjitrnz | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>This is somehow more arrogant than NFTs.<|eor|><|sor|>At first I thought he was going to suggest we make our resumes into NFTs, but it he went a step further.<|eor|><|sor|>ikr?
> The web3 enabled internet will give you quests, adventures and courses to prove your worth
> You'll learn and earn on-chain credentials
> Youll use your credentials to prove who you are, what your skills are and what people say about you
I already did this.
Its called a degree.<|eor|><|sor|>Brian Kernighan can get fucked with his decades of research. I proved my worth doing quests <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | hjhn84j | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>> You can't hide from the blockchain ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | hjhyv5p | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>Is this dweeb still going on about the blockchain? What matters is that in the metaverse, here's how it will work:
- You apply for a job
- You immediately throw up with motion sickness
- If above a certain rating, youre are still throwing up 60 seconds later<|eor|><|sor|>I eagerly look forward to rejecting candidates not for the stupid shit they say publicly on social media, but for their hideously depraved sexual conduct they do publicly in the metaverse.<|eor|><|sor|>If you worked in infosec, you could be doing that today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hji98yx | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>guys hear me out: what if we took the current process and made it much shittier<|eor|><|sor|>im listening<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | hjijlou | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>This is somehow more arrogant than NFTs.<|eor|><|sor|>At first I thought he was going to suggest we make our resumes into NFTs, but it he went a step further.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | pastenpasten | hjhsi3k | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>I seriously doubt MISTER ALL CAPS has done actual hands on technical work or interviews.
/uj
I seriously doubt MISTER ALL CAPS has done actual hands on technical work or interviews.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | wildlyinaccurate | hji97yy | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>So it's like a CV, but you can trust it because it's on the blockchain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hjikcg7 | <|sols|><|sot|>If above a certain rating, youre hired within 60 seconds<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456588827804545033<|eol|><|sor|>Whenever I hear Blockchain, I'm already filled with excitement and unparalleled euphoria. But when you take one of my favorite things in life, showing my 10xer quality for others to admire and get inspired, and combine it with Blockchain, that's when I know we have a bright future ahead of us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | pnx62o | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmingcirclejerk | toastedstapler | hcssri0 | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine being scared of `T`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmingcirclejerk | _green_is_my_pepper | hcsnh2h | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>But thats just incorrect! In Haskell, you can get side effects like printing output with the IO mo
Oh! Now I get what he means! Go will have a generics monad from which generic functions can be accessed! Brilliant!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hcsw61s | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine being scared of `T`<|eor|><|sor|>For all T there exists a in T such that a makes me shit my pants<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zonarius | hcsig2g | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, the dangers of losing the precious `interface{}`. Imagine a world without it. It would be as hard as testing with side effects or debugging data races. What would this lead to? Proper static typing? Disgusting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | hcslxf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|soopr|>Also OP:
> In Haskell you can write impure functions with unsafePerformIO. Pretty much every language restriction comes with an escape hatch. [..] If a similar convention develops around generics in Go, that will placate me a little.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | hcsogh6 | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>But thats just incorrect! In Haskell, you can get side effects like printing output with the IO mo
Oh! Now I get what he means! Go will have a generics monad from which generic functions can be accessed! Brilliant!<|eor|><|sor|>But a monad is a generic type, so to avoid a circular dependency, you'll have to make an `IntMonad`, `StrMonad`, `FloatMonad`, <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | chickaplao | hcssc1j | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>But thats just incorrect! In Haskell, you can get side effects like printing output with the IO mo
Oh! Now I get what he means! Go will have a generics monad from which generic functions can be accessed! Brilliant!<|eor|><|sor|>But a monad is a generic type, so to avoid a circular dependency, you'll have to make an `IntMonad`, `StrMonad`, `FloatMonad`, <|eor|><|sor|>Nah, Ill just ise `Interface{}Monad`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | PizzaRollExpert | hctd0v4 | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|soopr|>Also OP:
> In Haskell you can write impure functions with unsafePerformIO. Pretty much every language restriction comes with an escape hatch. [..] If a similar convention develops around generics in Go, that will placate me a little.<|eoopr|><|sor|> AccursedUnnuterableDeclareGeneric<T> {
...
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | ComfortablyBalanced | hcsy25f | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>I fear at this point they want to develop a new programming language that doesn't have all the features that they deem not beneficial and just call it Modern C or Modern Assembly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | scatters | hcu353m | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|soopr|>Also OP:
> In Haskell you can write impure functions with unsafePerformIO. Pretty much every language restriction comes with an escape hatch. [..] If a similar convention develops around generics in Go, that will placate me a little.<|eoopr|><|sor|> AccursedUnnuterableDeclareGeneric<T> {
...
}<|eor|><|sor|>I think you meant
AccursedUnnuterableDeclareGenericT {
...
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | GasolinePizza | hcuqv6v | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|soopr|>Also OP:
> In Haskell you can write impure functions with unsafePerformIO. Pretty much every language restriction comes with an escape hatch. [..] If a similar convention develops around generics in Go, that will placate me a little.<|eoopr|><|sor|> AccursedUnnuterableDeclareGeneric<T> {
...
}<|eor|><|sor|>I think you meant
AccursedUnnuterableDeclareGenericT {
...
}<|eor|><|sor|>....these are the aboriginal symbol blocks again aren't they?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | qqwy | hctk1ic | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>What part of
```
{-# LANGUAGE NoMonomorphismRestriction #-}
```
do you not understand?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | hctwjmq | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine being scared of `T`<|eor|><|sor|>The most menacing of poses<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | senj | hcublkv | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Brainfuck, you can't create readable programs. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting readability can be beneficial too?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | xactac | hct8l5u | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|> unsafe {
my_global = 5;
}
Nah mate ,
plusThree x = trace (x + 3)
I think I can.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | McGlockenshire | hctwoyy | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine being scared of `T`<|eor|><|sor|>I pity the fool who aint' afraid of Mr. `T`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | koborIvers | hcuzh6e | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>In Python, you can't implement a Turing machine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | hcskag6 | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a free spirit. The chains you put on me are each a black mark in my big book of V E N G E A N C E. Now excuse me while I fire all of my guns and explode into space.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | state0 | hctp8te | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|sor|>*In Haskell, you can't create impure functions*
*In Rust, you can't create data races*
*And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types*
*Therefore, code is shaped into what is;*
*but its usefulness comes from what is not.*
Tao Te Chimp<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | hcua953 | <|sols|><|sot|>In Haskell, you can't create impure functions. In Rust, you can't create data races. And in Go, you can't create generic functions and types. We accept that restricting impurity and concurrency can be beneficial; why is it so hard to imagine that restricting polymorphism can be beneficial too?<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/pnjfg2/not_sure_which_one_describes_it_better/hcqa3yd/<|eol|><|soopr|>Also OP:
> In Haskell you can write impure functions with unsafePerformIO. Pretty much every language restriction comes with an escape hatch. [..] If a similar convention develops around generics in Go, that will placate me a little.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I shouldve studied physics instead.<|eor|><|soopr|>Does Physics have an escape catch?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | bugaevc | pi85ur | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | hbnxp8p | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>There isn't a specific rule against gophers in r/programmingcirclejerk but if you put in an unjerk comment defending Go, you're going to get downvoted after being laughed at.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hbo0qc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>This is why Im against commit messages. The diff should be self documenting, making the message at best redundant and at worse out of sync with the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmingcirclejerk | porkslow | hbopgrg | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>Good code is self-documenting, you just gotta name your functions like so:
functionfetchDataFromApiNoteThatWeAreUsingApiVersion2sinceApiVersion3DoesntContainAllTheNeccessaryData() {
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | hbo59pw | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>There isn't a specific rule against gophers in r/programmingcirclejerk but if you put in an unjerk comment defending Go, you're going to get downvoted after being laughed at.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj As an independent contractor, I can bill a lot more hours for Go than for Python work because so many libraries are missing. It's an amazing language for making moneys<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | lordmauve | hbpcitn | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>This is why Im against commit messages. The diff should be self documenting, making the message at best redundant and at worse out of sync with the code.<|eor|><|sor|>git commit -m asdf<|eor|><|sor|> git commit -m "$(git diff --staged)"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmingcirclejerk | NakeyDooCrew | hbo7865 | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>>Code doesn't lie
`const PI = 23`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | hbo77ud | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>There isn't a specific rule against gophers in r/programmingcirclejerk but if you put in an unjerk comment defending Go, you're going to get downvoted after being laughed at.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj As an independent contractor, I can bill a lot more hours for Go than for Python work because so many libraries are missing. It's an amazing language for making moneys<|eor|><|sor|>You can get a lot of money just making different versions of the same function for different ty wait, Go has generics now. Never mind.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | path_traced_sphere | hbpefrv | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>Good code is self-documenting, you just gotta name your functions like so:
functionfetchDataFromApiNoteThatWeAreUsingApiVersion2sinceApiVersion3DoesntContainAllTheNeccessaryData() {
}<|eor|><|sor|>I see you've studied the way of the Apple:
`kBluetoothAMPManagerCreatePhysicalLinkResponseAMPDisconnectedPhysicalLinkRequestReceived`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | current_thread | hbocyq0 | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>>Code doesn't lie
`const PI = 23`<|eor|><|sor|>> Code doesn't lie
#define true false
#undef NULL
#define NULL 0x12345<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | hbofc9q | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>>Code doesn't lie
`const PI = 23`<|eor|><|sor|>> Code doesn't lie
#define true false
#undef NULL
#define NULL 0x12345<|eor|><|sor|> #define while if
#define false (rand() % 256 == 0)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | hbozz6k | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>>Code doesn't lie
`const PI = 23`<|eor|><|sor|>> Code doesn't lie
#define true false
#undef NULL
#define NULL 0x12345<|eor|><|sor|> #define while if
#define false (rand() % 256 == 0)<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to parenthesize the `false` one, or it might cause a syntax or logic error too early and get noticed!<|eor|><|sor|>True. Thanks for the notice. C is such a moral language that it prevents you from writing shitty code by interpreting it in an even shittier way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | xaviermiller | hbpp41f | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>There isn't a specific rule against gophers in r/programmingcirclejerk but if you put in an unjerk comment defending Go, you're going to get downvoted after being laughed at.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj As an independent contractor, I can bill a lot more hours for Go than for Python work because so many libraries are missing. It's an amazing language for making moneys<|eor|><|sor|>You can get a lot of money just making different versions of the same function for different ty wait, Go has generics now. Never mind.<|eor|><|sor|>So that's why y'all didn't want generics...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | UsingYourWifi | hbpik5x | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>Good code is self-documenting, you just gotta name your functions like so:
functionfetchDataFromApiNoteThatWeAreUsingApiVersion2sinceApiVersion3DoesntContainAllTheNeccessaryData() {
}<|eor|><|sor|> if (false) {
printf("This class only exists because management demanded");
printf("another layer of abstraction in this hellscape of a CRUD product.");
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | LlamaChair | hbqj897 | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>This is why Im against commit messages. The diff should be self documenting, making the message at best redundant and at worse out of sync with the code.<|eor|><|sor|>git commit -m asdf<|eor|><|sor|> git commit -m "$(git diff --staged)"<|eor|><|sor|>Aaand made an alias for that in my shell, my company is already doing layoffs I may as well give them a good reason.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOKOP | hbohh7l | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>But how do the comments end up in the code if you can't write them in PRs?<|eor|><|sor|>the code writes comments ofc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | Farull | hbohrkh | <|sols|><|sot|>There isn't a specific rule against comments in code but if you put in a PR with comments in it, you're going to get rejected after being laughed a<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28422077<|eol|><|sor|>This is why Im against commit messages. The diff should be self documenting, making the message at best redundant and at worse out of sync with the code.<|eor|><|sor|>git commit -m asdf<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | roguas | ic2bbb | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmingcirclejerk | roguas | g1zlm3h | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|soopr|>...and when I am playing Duke Nukem Forever sometimes I forget if I am killing monsters or writing Javascript<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmingcirclejerk | GodlessPerson | g1zxo65 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|soopr|>...and when I am playing Duke Nukem Forever sometimes I forget if I am killing monsters or writing Javascript<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's a pretty clear distinction tho. On one you kill monsters, on the other you create them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | g1zt127 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|sor|>when ur brain is completely fried by webshit wage slavery so you can't enjoy video games anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmingcirclejerk | robchroma | g1zq2w3 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|sor|>can't jerk, Factorio is the only game that can teach you software architecture.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | NakeyDooCrew | g1zmwbc | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|sor|>Microdosing considered harmful?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | Schmittfried | g204mx3 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|sor|>when ur brain is completely fried by webshit wage slavery so you can't enjoy video games anymore<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Tbh it uses the same mental muscle as programming imo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | robchroma | g20bqi3 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|sor|>can't jerk, Factorio is the only game that can teach you software architecture.<|eor|><|soopr|>/uj fo shizzle - its a wholesome game that I love, also a game I play when work at work is getting slow. Still I wouldn't consider that text-editor and game ui are seamless transitions.<|eoopr|><|sor|>okay but you should be using the vim bindings for Factorio, and using the Factorio mod that lets you design block diagrams and producers and consumers with assembler recipes and custom objects that are objects. If you install Factorissimo you can have factory objects.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | OpsikionThemed | g207p1c | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|sor|>when ur brain is completely fried by webshit wage slavery so you can't enjoy video games anymore<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Tbh it uses the same mental muscle as programming imo.<|eor|><|sor|>I once played TIS-100. For fun!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | Adolora | g20z73t | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|soopr|>...and when I am playing Duke Nukem Forever sometimes I forget if I am killing monsters or writing Javascript<|eoopr|><|sor|>I feel writing JavaScript is more like opening a portal to hell on Mars<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | MisterOfScience | g2055f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|sor|>I have DualShock vim bindings for seamless experience<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | ghostwilliz | g21ou3e | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|soopr|>...and when I am playing Duke Nukem Forever sometimes I forget if I am killing monsters or writing Javascript<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's a pretty clear distinction tho. On one you kill monsters, on the other you create them.<|eor|><|sor|>So you're .. familiar with my work?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | ThePixelCoder | g21comv | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|soopr|>...and when I am playing Duke Nukem Forever sometimes I forget if I am killing monsters or writing Javascript<|eoopr|><|sor|>Barely notice when I'm switching from Doom to PHP because I'm still in hell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | roguas | g20an2w | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|sor|>can't jerk, Factorio is the only game that can teach you software architecture.<|eor|><|soopr|>/uj fo shizzle - its a wholesome game that I love, also a game I play when work at work is getting slow. Still I wouldn't consider that text-editor and game ui are seamless transitions.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | g2278qw | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|soopr|>...and when I am playing Duke Nukem Forever sometimes I forget if I am killing monsters or writing Javascript<|eoopr|><|sor|>I feel writing JavaScript is more like opening a portal to hell on Mars<|eor|><|sor|>RiiR and tear until it is done<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | robchroma | g21n1uu | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|sor|>can't jerk, Factorio is the only game that can teach you software architecture.<|eor|><|sor|>Is there a list of Factorio design patterns and best practices you could point me towards? I'm going through a Code Academy software architecture course right now to become a certified software architect and I'm curious what the parallels are. Much appreciated.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd recommend "Factorio Design Patterns for the Modern Software Architect (Theory and Practice)", it's really the most respected text in the field, but I'd also recommend some texts like "Industrial Automation, Hands On", and, of course, SICP.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | g219rmr | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|sor|>Is C++ the Dark Souls of programming languages?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | g219d0d | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|sor|>few things I enjoy more than menial labor. Every day I smile to myself, knowing that I work at the DMV.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | babuloseo | g205j7u | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|sor|>can't jerk, Factorio is the only game that can teach you software architecture.<|eor|><|sor|>interesting tell me more, I would say it enhances teamwork so far.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | robchroma | g207wdz | <|sols|><|sot|>When I switch from Factorio to my text editor, its such a seamless transition, as if Im just scrolling to another part of my factory.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24182022<|eol|><|sor|>can't jerk, Factorio is the only game that can teach you software architecture.<|eor|><|sor|>interesting tell me more, I would say it enhances teamwork so far.<|eor|><|sor|>well of course, everyone knows software architects are just managers who want to be a technical role<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | 65bits | gtwo9y | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmingcirclejerk | porkslow | fsf0xzo | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean that the rocket crashed to the ocean and last message we recieved was `undefined is not an object`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmingcirclejerk | Steven_with_a_PH | fsez5cv | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>Forget webscale, we spacescale now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmingcirclejerk | w2qw | fsexzet | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>So?<|eor|><|sor|>Webshit bad, rust good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmingcirclejerk | Keroths | fsf254u | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>WHAT ?! They didn't bring moral languages into spaces?! what kind of bullshit company is this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | fsffvpi | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>Elon Musk a godless webshit confirmed.
**EDIT**: if aliens come and decide to wipe us all out, it'll be because we used Jabbashit on our spacecrafts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmingcirclejerk | dscottboggs | fsf94yb | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean that the rocket crashed to the ocean and last message we recieved was `undefined is not an object`<|eor|><|sor|> 'this' is undefined<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | JohnTheScout | fsfd71f | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>Have you ever heard of Electron?
It's way easier to use Electron + Typescript to create GUI programs. It's not ideal but it works well.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you ever heard of Rust?
It's way easier to use Rust + WebAssembly to create Moral programs. It's not ideal but it works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | fsftcop | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Javascript, is in fact, V8/ECMAScript, or as I've recently taken to calling it, V8 plus ECMAScript...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | xeveri | fsf8seb | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>WHAT ?! They didn't bring moral languages into spaces?! what kind of bullshit company is this<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine if they had written a single line of Rust, the RESF would make damn sure everyone heard about it, everay damn day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | Earhacker | fsfdtwc | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean that the rocket crashed to the ocean and last message we recieved was `undefined is not an object`<|eor|><|sor|> 'this' is undefined<|eor|><|sor|>```
Invalid parameter for class method calculateReentryVector: [object Object]
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | Waghlon | fsfysxa | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>" The Falcon 9 has 3 dual core x86 processors "
​
Imagine having less cores than my porn machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | ur_waifus_prolapse | fseysap | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>So?<|eor|><|sor|>Webshit bad, rust good<|eor|><|sor|>Webshit bad, assembly good<|eor|><|sor|>Webshit bad, Turing machine in Magic: The Gathering good.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | i_spot_ads | fsewuhw | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>So?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | cult_of_me | fseyfd5 | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>So?<|eor|><|sor|>Webshit bad, rust good<|eor|><|sor|>Sums up this whole sub<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | threeys | fsfpwi1 | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>Interesting but I ask you this. Which is better for my career: being a lowly 0.1xer writing a couple lines of mission-critical rocket ship systems code per day, or being a 100xer writing tens of thousands of lines of code for my employer building the business logic for our software designed to trick poor people into installing adware?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | l0gicgate | fsf8wyu | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>jAvAsCrIpT iS sPaCe-ScALe NoW<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | notjfd | fsfhd4w | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>Have you ever heard of Electron?
It's way easier to use Electron + Typescript to create GUI programs. It's not ideal but it works well.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So many layers of jerk that, to the untrained eye, it really looks like he's 0.1x.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | bah_si_en_fait | fsfo3tu | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>Have you ever heard of Electron?
It's way easier to use Electron + Typescript to create GUI programs. It's not ideal but it works well.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you ever heard of Rust?
It's way easier to use Rust + WebAssembly to create Moral programs. It's not ideal but it works.<|eor|><|sor|>I know about Rust but Rust is good for making Gtk tools so far. It's not ready yet.
For CLI tools, Rust is perfect fit and I like it.<|eor|><|sor|>Rust is moral, unlike Electron. As it stands, morality is the only thing we lack to truly go and setup bases on Mars. So, yeah, Musk set us all back 20 years with his choices, thanks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | GlitteringJizz | fsfu9z0 | <|sols|><|sot|>They use Chromium and JavaScript for the Dragon 2 flight interface.<|eot|><|sol|>https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/9243/what-computer-and-software-is-used-by-the-falcon-9/9446#9446<|eol|><|sor|>Have you ever heard of Electron?
It's way easier to use Electron + Typescript to create GUI programs. It's not ideal but it works well.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you heard of Lazarus ? Or as I call it Lazarus+FreePascal, is a RAD IDE that make possible to visually design gui in a native and multiplatform way. Lo and behold you can even choose the toolkit. Don't like Gtk? Switch to Qt without modifying your code and voil !
Making gui isn't hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | -refusenick- | eyuxvb | <|sols|><|sot|>Discord is switching from Go to Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.discordapp.com/why-discord-is-switching-from-go-to-rust-a190bbca2b1f?gi=b44aabea9b1b<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmingcirclejerk | leijurv | fgjqdf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Discord is switching from Go to Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.discordapp.com/why-discord-is-switching-from-go-to-rust-a190bbca2b1f?gi=b44aabea9b1b<|eol|><|sor|>> For instance, Rust has a great type system with extensive support for generics, so we could throw out Go code that existed simply due to lack of generics.
lol
Will someone please inform them of the Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | fgjl3vv | <|sols|><|sot|>Discord is switching from Go to Rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.discordapp.com/why-discord-is-switching-from-go-to-rust-a190bbca2b1f?gi=b44aabea9b1b<|eol|><|sor|>lol no high performance gc<|eor|><|sor|>You don't have to collect garbage if you don't produce any.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
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