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programmingcirclejerk | McGlockenshire | hx6op18 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perl code that is syntactically correct only on Fridays<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilk/perl-friday<|eol|><|sor|>If I knew Perl I wouldn't be impressed by this<|eor|><|sor|>I know Perl and I am not impressed by this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | ShirkingDemiurge | hx7xnit | <|sols|><|sot|>Perl code that is syntactically correct only on Fridays<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilk/perl-friday<|eol|><|sor|>This post requires the reading of perl code, which I know is impossible, so Im not even going to bother clicking it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | hx6mso2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perl code that is syntactically correct only on Fridays<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilk/perl-friday<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is that any code in a `BEGIN` block runs during `perl -MO=Deparse`. Remember, folks, don't try to "syntax check" untrusted code, and as the saying goes, "only perl can parse Perl".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | bugamn | hx7uf62 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perl code that is syntactically correct only on Fridays<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilk/perl-friday<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, Perl doesn't exist, it's just a story seniors tell juniors to scare them.<|eor|><|sor|>I thought perl was a cryptography method for code, for when you want to be sure no one will understand your code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | hx7442z | <|sols|><|sot|>Perl code that is syntactically correct only on Fridays<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilk/perl-friday<|eol|><|sor|>The trick is that any code in a `BEGIN` block runs during `perl -MO=Deparse`. Remember, folks, don't try to "syntax check" untrusted code, and as the saying goes, "only perl can parse Perl".<|eor|><|sor|>`no jerk;`
It's not quite that simple, though. Throwing an error inside a `BEGIN` block isn't enough to get a syntax error, you'll simply get a "compilation aborted".
The actual trick is that the last line `f/1;#/+` is ambiguous: if `f` is a function that explicitly takes no arguments, then it is parsed as simply "the result of `f()` divided by 1", and the part after the `#` is treated as a comment and ignored. If it is not explicitly marked so, then `perl` attempts to parse the rest of the line as an argument for it. It happily interprets `/1;#/` as a regex, then runs into the `+`, and then the file ends with no second operand in sight for that plus, which is, of course, a syntax error.
The `BEGIN` block basically just decides whether to declare `f` as a nullary function or not, depending on the current date.<|eor|><|sor|>Prototypes, greatly increasing the theoretical difficulty of parsing Perl since whenever they were introduced. A while ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheFearsomeEsquilax | hx7kcyp | <|sols|><|sot|>Perl code that is syntactically correct only on Fridays<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilk/perl-friday<|eol|><|sor|>If I knew Perl I wouldn't be impressed by this<|eor|><|sor|>Someone port it to npm already<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | jamfour | hx8kunq | <|sols|><|sot|>Perl code that is syntactically correct only on Fridays<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilk/perl-friday<|eol|><|sor|>Come on, Perl doesn't exist, it's just a story seniors tell juniors to scare them.<|eor|><|sor|>Rumor is it turned into a [butterfly](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Camelia.svg) and flew away.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hx82cda | <|sols|><|sot|>Perl code that is syntactically correct only on Fridays<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilk/perl-friday<|eol|><|sor|>The invention of the interpreted language was a mistake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | liveoneggs | hx6dbxi | <|sols|><|sot|>Perl code that is syntactically correct only on Fridays<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilk/perl-friday<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>in perl BEGIN is considered outside of `main::` "compilation"
https://perldoc.perl.org/perlmod#BEGIN,-UNITCHECK,-CHECK,-INIT-and-END<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | portalparable | hxd4skg | <|sols|><|sot|>Perl code that is syntactically correct only on Fridays<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilk/perl-friday<|eol|><|sor|>
import datetime
if datetime.datetime.today().weekday() != 4:
exec("lol:")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheFearsomeEsquilax | hx8oywm | <|sols|><|sot|>Perl code that is syntactically correct only on Fridays<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilk/perl-friday<|eol|><|sor|>If I knew Perl I wouldn't be impressed by this<|eor|><|sor|>Someone port it to npm already<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>What are you talking about, NPM modules are scripted with Java<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | ErikHumphrey | hx8qie6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perl code that is syntactically correct only on Fridays<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilk/perl-friday<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Well it does say syntax error<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | RunasSudo | qe6zo5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmingcirclejerk | nobonen | hhrfrbm | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>>Unsafe means dynamic programming language?
>
>Actually, dynamic languages are almost inherently memory safe. I will try to explain in more detail with a long form post when I get some time.
Logic errors? Type errors? Undefined variables? Haha, what are you talking about?? If you were a 10xer like me, you would know that the only type of safety is memory safety, the rest are just noob mistakes :).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | syrup767 | hhrfij7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Thats by design as to achieve maximum morality<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | binaryblade | hhrjxtj | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>My users like being disrespected. That's their kink.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | james_pic | hhrqwhh | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I gather (although can't be bothered to find a link) that the fact that many blockchain projects are in fact implemented in Rust is something of a concern for the Rust community, since they don't want to get a seedy reputation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hhr7hvs | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>What if we used 100% of our brain?
My project doesn't have users.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hhriurd | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>I dont see what the problem is. A healthy sense of animosity between developers and users is what transforms merely good software into great software.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | SlaimeLannister | hhrwazs | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Thats by design as to achieve maximum morality<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This is what Ive been telling interviewers when they ask me to reverse one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | RAKtheUndead | hht3iom | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I gather (although can't be bothered to find a link) that the fact that many blockchain projects are in fact implemented in Rust is something of a concern for the Rust community, since they don't want to get a seedy reputation.<|eor|><|sor|>If Rust's developers knew what they were doing, they'd change the language to make a blockchain impossible to program.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | hhr20mh | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>Correct. No matter what I do Im gonna get mainTENER pLS how DO instalL PLS and the only parameter Im trying to optimize is time spent on github.com. Users are the least of my concern.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | DazSchplotz | hhri446 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>Only safe code in a project? Thats disrespecting russian malware devs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hhrlred | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>You say that like it's a bad thing. What part of my code suggests that I respect my users?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | james_pic | hhrrfe7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>I dont see what the problem is. A healthy sense of animosity between developers and users is what transforms merely good software into great software.<|eor|><|sor|>Larry Ellison, is that you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | ExBigBoss | hhrqjh4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>Man, these people make it suck to like Rust in the year of our lord 2021.
Man, I'm just a C++ dev who loves destructive move and a lack of strict aliasing. Please don't lump me in with this safety zealot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hht7y38 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I gather (although can't be bothered to find a link) that the fact that many blockchain projects are in fact implemented in Rust is something of a concern for the Rust community, since they don't want to get a seedy reputation.<|eor|><|sor|>If Rust's developers knew what they were doing, they'd change the language to make a blockchain impossible to program.<|eor|><|sor|>why would they destroy their only job market?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | RedPandaDan | hhsv3ee | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>Step One - Disrespect users by using unsafe language.
Step Two - Users leave.
Step Three - Enjoy not having to deal with users.
Sounds good to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | _wjp_ | hhrrhz6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Thats by design as to achieve maximum morality<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programmingcirclejerk/comments/q46vzn/does_that_fact_the_linked_lists_are_awkward_to/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | uardum | hhub418 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I gather (although can't be bothered to find a link) that the fact that many blockchain projects are in fact implemented in Rust is something of a concern for the Rust community, since they don't want to get a seedy reputation.<|eor|><|sor|>If Rust's developers knew what they were doing, they'd change the language to make a blockchain impossible to program.<|eor|><|sor|>why would they destroy their only job market?<|eor|><|sor|>Would you rather have a job, or morality?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | hhs98a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using an unsafe programming language for a new project today means that you're disrespecting your users<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/timClicks/status/1451629941892673540<|eol|><|sor|>This is the same guy who said that rust's 500 string types were the real down-to-metal complexity and that char \*'s are just an abstraction, isn't he?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | exploooooosions | qcmjo5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmingcirclejerk | RepresentativeNo6029 | hhgu07y | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>Its a well known fact that compression algorithms dont get into tabs vs spaces and preserve them raw<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmingcirclejerk | ZettTheArcWarden | hhgz0c5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>1xers: imma ship 500mb of electron bloat for my timer app
also 1xers: oh noes; look at all that whitespace
smdh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | hhhbq2u | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>1xers: imma ship 500mb of electron bloat for my timer app
also 1xers: oh noes; look at all that whitespace
smdh<|eor|><|sor|>python: this is so easy, look. Here is a notebook with my whole ML project.
you only need conda, python 3.9.2, numpy (compiled against gcc 8.x), tensorflow 2.1 with CUDA (NOT 2.2) and pytorch.
then you need to change the paths in the first two cells to your home directory, add these lines to your bashrc, and execute the notebook from Apache Zeppelin.
See? it can predict correctly 30% of the time which task is more urgent on your Todo list!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmingcirclejerk | somethingrelevant | hhhh2y3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>I found this further up the thread:
> Imagine your project is a nail that you had to attach to a board. Now think of Java/C++ as a hammer and python as a jackhammer.
> Yes, using the jackhammer is much easier than the hammer since it does all the work for you, but it's also very destructive and hard to control and will ruin your project if you use it enough.
> For a little more effort, you can use the hammer for a cleaner and safer fix to your project.
Something very funny about an entire comments section of programmers reading this and going "hey yeah that's true!" and just clearly having no fucking idea what a jackhammer is, how it works, what it does, or what you use it for (hint: not fucking putting nails into boards, lmao)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zillux | hhh8rq0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>What a great idea!
They should add PHP's `allow_url_include` feature to Python, so you can just import random stuff from the internet in your code at runtime, simply by specifying a URL with the code you want to include.<|eor|><|sor|>You are joking, but the js gang is actually writing an alternative js interpreter who does just that: deno (all their imports are URLs) -> https://deno.land/std@0.112.0/crypto<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's HTTPS, and S stands for Secure, so I don't see the problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | hhgzy51 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>`from __future__ import braces`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | exploooooosions | hhgtc60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|soopr|>I can't get my ml project on my home computer that only has a 3.5 inch floppy<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | hexane360 | hhhyh78 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>I found this further up the thread:
> Imagine your project is a nail that you had to attach to a board. Now think of Java/C++ as a hammer and python as a jackhammer.
> Yes, using the jackhammer is much easier than the hammer since it does all the work for you, but it's also very destructive and hard to control and will ruin your project if you use it enough.
> For a little more effort, you can use the hammer for a cleaner and safer fix to your project.
Something very funny about an entire comments section of programmers reading this and going "hey yeah that's true!" and just clearly having no fucking idea what a jackhammer is, how it works, what it does, or what you use it for (hint: not fucking putting nails into boards, lmao)<|eor|><|sor|>I love the idea of OP going out to a road construction crew, stopping them all, and saying "WAIT! I know it's a little extra work up front, but if we just use regular hammers and chisels, we'll all feel a sense of personal accomplishment afterwards!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | hhhu5eg | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>1xers: imma ship 500mb of electron bloat for my timer app
also 1xers: oh noes; look at all that whitespace
smdh<|eor|><|sor|>python: this is so easy, look. Here is a notebook with my whole ML project.
you only need conda, python 3.9.2, numpy (compiled against gcc 8.x), tensorflow 2.1 with CUDA (NOT 2.2) and pytorch.
then you need to change the paths in the first two cells to your home directory, add these lines to your bashrc, and execute the notebook from Apache Zeppelin.
See? it can predict correctly 30% of the time which task is more urgent on your Todo list!<|eor|><|sor|>Python can run on anything, that has an $800 Nvidia GPU attached<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | porkslow | hhh2m12 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>What a great idea!
They should add PHP's `allow_url_include` feature to Python, so you can just import random stuff from the internet in your code at runtime, simply by specifying a URL with the code you want to include.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | snorc_snorc | hhhb955 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>What a great idea!
They should add PHP's `allow_url_include` feature to Python, so you can just import random stuff from the internet in your code at runtime, simply by specifying a URL with the code you want to include.<|eor|><|sor|>You are joking, but the js gang is actually writing an alternative js interpreter who does just that: deno (all their imports are URLs) -> https://deno.land/std@0.112.0/crypto<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's HTTPS, and S stands for Secure, so I don't see the problem.<|eor|><|sor|>it's also written in rust and is therefore not allowed to execute unsafe / immoral code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | i_like_trains_a_lot1 | hhh5adv | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>What a great idea!
They should add PHP's `allow_url_include` feature to Python, so you can just import random stuff from the internet in your code at runtime, simply by specifying a URL with the code you want to include.<|eor|><|sor|>You are joking, but the js gang is actually writing an alternative js interpreter who does just that: deno (all their imports are URLs) -> https://deno.land/std@0.112.0/crypto<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | LunaPowder | hhh15vz | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>Python programs are like 5-10 times shorter than c++/java...<|eor|><|sor|>As a bonus they also throw 510 times the number of exceptions. Great bang for your buck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hhh2i35 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>> While it is technically possible to manage memory with python, the process is soooo much more difficult than with other languages that already have built-in functions.
Why are you trying to manage memory anyway? Managing memory is a suicidal activity that must be avoided at all costs*. I don't care how awesome your `std::unique_ptr` is, or whatever else you call it. How hard is it to embrace the brutal efficiency of GC and enjoy the show, instead of doing tedious .5xer micromanagement?
The whitespace issue is serious however, most of the server costs in Python stacks is related to the wasteful usage of resources by indentation.
(*) Unless you've got a borrow checker.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | THICC_DICC_PRICC | hhina78 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>I found this further up the thread:
> Imagine your project is a nail that you had to attach to a board. Now think of Java/C++ as a hammer and python as a jackhammer.
> Yes, using the jackhammer is much easier than the hammer since it does all the work for you, but it's also very destructive and hard to control and will ruin your project if you use it enough.
> For a little more effort, you can use the hammer for a cleaner and safer fix to your project.
Something very funny about an entire comments section of programmers reading this and going "hey yeah that's true!" and just clearly having no fucking idea what a jackhammer is, how it works, what it does, or what you use it for (hint: not fucking putting nails into boards, lmao)<|eor|><|sor|>When you have a polymorphic FooHammer, everything looks like a nail.<|eor|><|sor|>You have to get a Nail from the NailFactory, inject the Nail dependency into the FooHammer, then give it to the HammerMarshaler to bring it up to the wall, and then have the marshaller inject the FooHammer, Wall, and NailPushStrategy into the FooHmmerManager, and call .do()
So simple, so clean. Uncle Bob smiles upon your blessed soul
uj/ just writing that out made me feel ill<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | hhibyvm | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>I found this further up the thread:
> Imagine your project is a nail that you had to attach to a board. Now think of Java/C++ as a hammer and python as a jackhammer.
> Yes, using the jackhammer is much easier than the hammer since it does all the work for you, but it's also very destructive and hard to control and will ruin your project if you use it enough.
> For a little more effort, you can use the hammer for a cleaner and safer fix to your project.
Something very funny about an entire comments section of programmers reading this and going "hey yeah that's true!" and just clearly having no fucking idea what a jackhammer is, how it works, what it does, or what you use it for (hint: not fucking putting nails into boards, lmao)<|eor|><|sor|>When you have a polymorphic FooHammer, everything looks like a nail.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | fulstaph | hhileg3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>1xers: imma ship 500mb of electron bloat for my timer app
also 1xers: oh noes; look at all that whitespace
smdh<|eor|><|sor|>python: this is so easy, look. Here is a notebook with my whole ML project.
you only need conda, python 3.9.2, numpy (compiled against gcc 8.x), tensorflow 2.1 with CUDA (NOT 2.2) and pytorch.
then you need to change the paths in the first two cells to your home directory, add these lines to your bashrc, and execute the notebook from Apache Zeppelin.
See? it can predict correctly 30% of the time which task is more urgent on your Todo list!<|eor|><|sor|>Python can run on anything, that has an $800 Nvidia GPU attached<|eor|><|sor|>that 800$ Nvidia GPU is going for 2400$ now good sir!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | Haugerud | hhhv86v | <|sols|><|sot|>Python doesn't need semi-colons to work, meaning that it's harder to compress the code for transfer since you must also preserve all indents and enters<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/just_got_this_text_from_a_friend/hhgohu2<|eol|><|sor|>[personally, I just have an easier time with curly braces. I tried python for years, but when I switched to C-style syntax, GOD DAMN did i start enjoying programming](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/qcivti/comment/hhgvf4l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | maple3142 | i59jkp | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmingcirclejerk | digital88 | g0nmmtb | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|sor|>>We fully embrace Javascript as dynamically typed language and when one does this, types on most cases will become irrelevant
They embraced The Script<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmingcirclejerk | leaningtoweravenger | g0nw17q | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|sor|>I came so hard I needed a saline drip to rehydrate myself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | nacholicious | g0o2cwm | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Oh god that is disgusting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | foieyuu | g0nq6ap | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|sor|>is it possible to learn this power?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | etherealeminence | g0one9o | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|sor|>/uj holy fuck I'm going to throw up
/rj holy fuck that's cool<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | g0okosc | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|sor|>> If you are curious, please post some real life real working code where in your mind usage of === is absolutely needed and I try my best to explain how I would tackle that with ==.
I mean, I haven't seen anyone reply to him with real code. \\\_()_/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | BillyIII | g0ptx1v | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|sor|>http://dmitry.baranovskiy.com/post/typeof-and-friends
They have finally done it, the type system is gone. Plaudits to all involved.<|eor|><|sor|>> Plaudits to all involved.
excuse you that only works for Rust, which has the friendliest community around.<|eor|><|sor|>> Rust, which has the friendliest community
I wouldn't consider gatekeeping people by forcing them to adhere to some arbitrary notion of "types" to be friendly. I have never had a browser refuse to even attempt to run my code. Rust compiler, on the other hand, is constantly patronizing me by pointing at what it considers to be an error. How could it know that if it hadn't even tried to run the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | BillyIII | g0psyqr | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|sor|>http://dmitry.baranovskiy.com/post/typeof-and-friends
They have finally done it, the type system is gone. Plaudits to all involved.<|eor|><|sor|>setAttr("unjerk", "TRUE");
> Currently I am working at Adobe as Senior Computer Scientist.
I had the pleasure of using the New "Webshit Inside (c)" Adobe software, and somehow it's even more slow and convoluted than their legacy monstrosity. These people are managing to counter the last thirty years of hardware improvement.
P.S. You! Yes, you! If you care about quality of this sub, you should report this comment for unjerk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | kw416 | g0puvls | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|sor|>http://dmitry.baranovskiy.com/post/typeof-and-friends
They have finally done it, the type system is gone. Plaudits to all involved.<|eor|><|sor|>> Most of the time values morph from one type to another, just so they can morph to yet another type later on....Dont code as though the types are fixed, theyre not.
Also helps if you just name variables "data" or "val", because if the values are morphing all the time the names shouldn't be fixed to any specific meaning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | g0p7crg | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|sor|>http://dmitry.baranovskiy.com/post/typeof-and-friends
They have finally done it, the type system is gone. Plaudits to all involved.<|eor|><|sor|>> Plaudits to all involved.
excuse you that only works for Rust, which has the friendliest community around.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | g0qqpqh | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|sor|>http://dmitry.baranovskiy.com/post/typeof-and-friends
They have finally done it, the type system is gone. Plaudits to all involved.<|eor|><|sor|>> Plaudits to all involved.
excuse you that only works for Rust, which has the friendliest community around.<|eor|><|sor|>> Rust, which has the friendliest community
I wouldn't consider gatekeeping people by forcing them to adhere to some arbitrary notion of "types" to be friendly. I have never had a browser refuse to even attempt to run my code. Rust compiler, on the other hand, is constantly patronizing me by pointing at what it considers to be an error. How could it know that if it hadn't even tried to run the code.<|eor|><|sor|>> Rust compiler, on the other hand, is constantly patronizing me by pointing at what it considers to be an error.
wow that's so ivory tower. I'm glad you're standing up to the gatekeepers to keep programming beginner-friendly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | lackofsupervision | g0q2wqq | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|sor|>http://dmitry.baranovskiy.com/post/typeof-and-friends
They have finally done it, the type system is gone. Plaudits to all involved.<|eor|><|sor|>setAttr("unjerk", "TRUE");
> Currently I am working at Adobe as Senior Computer Scientist.
I had the pleasure of using the New "Webshit Inside (c)" Adobe software, and somehow it's even more slow and convoluted than their legacy monstrosity. These people are managing to counter the last thirty years of hardware improvement.
P.S. You! Yes, you! If you care about quality of this sub, you should report this comment for unjerk.<|eor|><|sor|>His Github says "Javascript Artist": [https://github.com/DmitryBaranovskiy](https://github.com/DmitryBaranovskiy)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty005 | g0osr2m | <|sols|><|sot|>In our codebase it is forbidden to test for true/false, only truthy/falsy is allowed. The only place where === is needed and allowed is testing for if function argument is omitted.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18004949<|eol|><|sor|>Code should [not] communicate intent.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | sheepshapesoap | h92lq5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The borrow checker is like the Shaolin kung fu master. The student approaches, arrogant and ignorant, and the master strikes him down with ease. The master assigns the most mundane training tasks, like painting the fence, and the student resents this, because they do not understand why.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/h8w80l/it_finally_clicked/futuxus?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmingcirclejerk | glaba314 | fuuelqe | <|sols|><|sot|>The borrow checker is like the Shaolin kung fu master. The student approaches, arrogant and ignorant, and the master strikes him down with ease. The master assigns the most mundane training tasks, like painting the fence, and the student resents this, because they do not understand why.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/h8w80l/it_finally_clicked/futuxus?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x<|eol|><|sor|>premium jerk, i'm going to spend my entire night jerking to this one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | fuuekwn | <|sols|><|sot|>The borrow checker is like the Shaolin kung fu master. The student approaches, arrogant and ignorant, and the master strikes him down with ease. The master assigns the most mundane training tasks, like painting the fence, and the student resents this, because they do not understand why.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/h8w80l/it_finally_clicked/futuxus?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x<|eol|><|sor|>The borrow checker, it turned out, was yet another orientalist pastiche in the minds of programmers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | v64 | fuurxja | <|sols|><|sot|>The borrow checker is like the Shaolin kung fu master. The student approaches, arrogant and ignorant, and the master strikes him down with ease. The master assigns the most mundane training tasks, like painting the fence, and the student resents this, because they do not understand why.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/h8w80l/it_finally_clicked/futuxus?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x<|eol|><|sor|>Graydon was asked by a rustacean, What is zero-cost abstraction?
He replied, Three pounds of flax.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | BowserKoopa | fuvguqf | <|sols|><|sot|>The borrow checker is like the Shaolin kung fu master. The student approaches, arrogant and ignorant, and the master strikes him down with ease. The master assigns the most mundane training tasks, like painting the fence, and the student resents this, because they do not understand why.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/h8w80l/it_finally_clicked/futuxus?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x<|eol|><|sor|>When I got in to programming as a kid, I did not foresee it being co-opted by clout-chasing jackasses with overpriced laptops spouting empty sophomoric allegories about computer science.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | pythonesqueviper | fuv1hwp | <|sols|><|sot|>The borrow checker is like the Shaolin kung fu master. The student approaches, arrogant and ignorant, and the master strikes him down with ease. The master assigns the most mundane training tasks, like painting the fence, and the student resents this, because they do not understand why.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/h8w80l/it_finally_clicked/futuxus?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x<|eol|><|sor|>Is this another rust jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>No, this clearly is about V<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | fuv3mlj | <|sols|><|sot|>The borrow checker is like the Shaolin kung fu master. The student approaches, arrogant and ignorant, and the master strikes him down with ease. The master assigns the most mundane training tasks, like painting the fence, and the student resents this, because they do not understand why.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/h8w80l/it_finally_clicked/futuxus?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x<|eol|><|sor|>> Then, the first level of knowledge is reached. The learner can now use basic lifetimes, and understands that the borrow checker has saved him from a world of pain, over and over. He is thankful for the borrow checker, but does not yet understand the full power (and limitations) of the borrow checker.
Amen! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | fuv29zh | <|sols|><|sot|>The borrow checker is like the Shaolin kung fu master. The student approaches, arrogant and ignorant, and the master strikes him down with ease. The master assigns the most mundane training tasks, like painting the fence, and the student resents this, because they do not understand why.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/h8w80l/it_finally_clicked/futuxus?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x<|eol|><|sor|>Which menial job will best prepare the young Padawan for wrestling the borrow checker?
* Mopping floors
* Flipping burgers
* Cleaning night soil buckets
* Stocking shelves
* Goods returns<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still a "wax on wax off" kinda guy, personally.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | fuv7h4f | <|sols|><|sot|>The borrow checker is like the Shaolin kung fu master. The student approaches, arrogant and ignorant, and the master strikes him down with ease. The master assigns the most mundane training tasks, like painting the fence, and the student resents this, because they do not understand why.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/h8w80l/it_finally_clicked/futuxus?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x<|eol|><|sor|>Which menial job will best prepare the young Padawan for wrestling the borrow checker?
* Mopping floors
* Flipping burgers
* Cleaning night soil buckets
* Stocking shelves
* Goods returns<|eor|><|sor|>[How it feels to code 5 gum](https://youtu.be/9l93iKOGPys?t=68)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | BowserKoopa | fuvm41n | <|sols|><|sot|>The borrow checker is like the Shaolin kung fu master. The student approaches, arrogant and ignorant, and the master strikes him down with ease. The master assigns the most mundane training tasks, like painting the fence, and the student resents this, because they do not understand why.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/h8w80l/it_finally_clicked/futuxus?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x<|eol|><|sor|>When I got in to programming as a kid, I did not foresee it being co-opted by clout-chasing jackasses with overpriced laptops spouting empty sophomoric allegories about computer science.<|eor|><|sor|>updoot, but implicit unjerk is bad<|eor|><|sor|>who said this isn't part of the jerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | fuvsp3d | <|sols|><|sot|>The borrow checker is like the Shaolin kung fu master. The student approaches, arrogant and ignorant, and the master strikes him down with ease. The master assigns the most mundane training tasks, like painting the fence, and the student resents this, because they do not understand why.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/h8w80l/it_finally_clicked/futuxus?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x<|eol|><|sor|>Is this another rust jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>No, this clearly is about V<|eor|><|sor|>lol no borrow checker<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | incongruousamoeba | a4anlw | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheFearsomeEsquilax | ebd3srj | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>> You are probably going to need a development team...not just one developer..
TIL Haskal developers aren't good enough to single-handedly write a mobile OS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmingcirclejerk | wordsnerd | ebd08ov | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>What about Rust?<|eor|><|sor|>> If you have ~50 M$ funding secured and give me a team of 30 of my own choosing, I'll build a nice mobile OS for you in Haskell + Rust inclusive core GUI apps that look good.
Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, but I can't afford more than 25 Microsofts right now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | AprilSpektra | ebd3rcy | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>Need a full mobile OS delivered in two weeks. Budget: $10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | IDoCodingStuffs | ebczuup | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>```
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programmingcirclejerk | IDoCodingStuffs | ebd80fa | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>> You are probably going to need a development team...not just one developer..
TIL Haskal developers aren't good enough to single-handedly write a mobile OS<|eor|><|sor|>That's why Node developers are better<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | ebcywh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>What about Rust?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | PlasmaSheep | ebdhbto | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>Operating systems involve io and are thus not functional and too base for /r/haskal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | ebd1uvi | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>What about Rust?<|eor|><|sor|>our hardware is enclosed in a watertight stainless steel casing, so we don't have that problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | ebcz6o4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>\uj
Uhhh postmarketOS, anyone?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | saulmessedupman | ebdfzg5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>> Isn't the closed source hardware a great obstacle to custom mobile os-es? You'd have to reverse engineer the chips to write drivers and the kernel. I think if open hardware was present in todays many mobile phones, many more os-es would be available... Please correct me if I'm wrong.
Closed source hardware, delivered with no instructions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | ArmoredPancake | ebdpy65 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>> You are probably going to need a development team...not just one developer..
TIL Haskal developers aren't good enough to single-handedly write a mobile OS<|eor|><|sor|>That's why Node developers are better<|eor|><|sor|>npm isntall --save mobile-os<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | Rainfly_X | ebdmmiv | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sorry, all I know how to make are science-based dragon MMOs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheAceOfHearts | ebdpnfx | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>Operating systems involve io and are thus not functional and too base for /r/haskal<|eor|><|sor|>That's what monads are for. I think it's time we created a new OS monad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | categorical-girl | ebdzbls | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>> You are probably going to need a development team...not just one developer..
TIL Haskal developers aren't good enough to single-handedly write a mobile OS<|eor|><|sor|>But what about the true 1000000xer ekmett? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | PlasmaSheep | ebdh4cj | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>> Isn't the closed source hardware a great obstacle to custom mobile os-es? You'd have to reverse engineer the chips to write drivers and the kernel. I think if open hardware was present in todays many mobile phones, many more os-es would be available... Please correct me if I'm wrong.
Closed source hardware, delivered with no instructions<|eor|><|sor|>What is interface :S<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | haskell_leghumper | ebewlro | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello. I am looking for someone who can write an os for mobile that is secure and fast. Its a paid job. Thank you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/a44ot9/hello_i_am_looking_for_someone_who_can_write_an/<|eol|><|sor|>Need a full mobile OS delivered in two weeks. Budget: $10<|eor|><|sor|>Just use AWS Gopher and hire a few hundred thousand bootcampers to build it. It should be done in like a few minutes, which costs just under $9.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | Qbee1337 | 9ys2od | <|sols|><|sot|>28% of JS developers have not heard of "native apps"<|eot|><|sol|>https://2018.stateofjs.com/mobile-and-desktop/native-apps/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmingcirclejerk | shrinky_dink_memes | ea3micl | <|sols|><|sot|>28% of JS developers have not heard of "native apps"<|eot|><|sol|>https://2018.stateofjs.com/mobile-and-desktop/native-apps/<|eol|><|sor|>> native languages like Java, Kotlin, Objective-C, or Swift
smh can't believe they left out Rust. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmingcirclejerk | haskell_leghumper | ea3oazn | <|sols|><|sot|>28% of JS developers have not heard of "native apps"<|eot|><|sol|>https://2018.stateofjs.com/mobile-and-desktop/native-apps/<|eol|><|sor|>What is a "native app"? Is it like a web page with filesystem access?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmingcirclejerk | matbac | ea3qtey | <|sols|><|sot|>28% of JS developers have not heard of "native apps"<|eot|><|sol|>https://2018.stateofjs.com/mobile-and-desktop/native-apps/<|eol|><|sor|>> native languages like Java, Kotlin, Objective-C, or Swift
smh can't believe they left out Rust. <|eor|><|sor|>> native languages like Java, Kotlin
If JVM languages are native languages, then Rust would be what? Bare-metal?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmingcirclejerk | ArmoredPancake | ea3vuag | <|sols|><|sot|>28% of JS developers have not heard of "native apps"<|eot|><|sol|>https://2018.stateofjs.com/mobile-and-desktop/native-apps/<|eol|><|sor|>> Bloated & complex
> webshits saying something about bloated & complex
Wewlad.
> Buggy, error-prone
Nothing says stable and resilient like Uncaught TypeError: Cannot call method 'something' of undefined. JS is the epitome of reliable tool.
> Fast-changing & breaks often
Okay, shit's not funny anymore.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | r2d2_21 | ea3q71y | <|sols|><|sot|>28% of JS developers have not heard of "native apps"<|eot|><|sol|>https://2018.stateofjs.com/mobile-and-desktop/native-apps/<|eol|><|sor|>What is a "native app"? Is it like a web page with filesystem access?<|eor|><|sor|>EDIT: Jerk header
`using ProgrammingCircleJerk.Jerk;`
A web page already has file system access with `<input type=file>`. I don't understand what you might be referring to.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | mqduck | ea3p70s | <|sols|><|sot|>28% of JS developers have not heard of "native apps"<|eot|><|sol|>https://2018.stateofjs.com/mobile-and-desktop/native-apps/<|eol|><|sor|>So JVM languages are "native languages" now?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | haskell_leghumper | ea3unky | <|sols|><|sot|>28% of JS developers have not heard of "native apps"<|eot|><|sol|>https://2018.stateofjs.com/mobile-and-desktop/native-apps/<|eol|><|sor|>What is a "native app"? Is it like a web page with filesystem access?<|eor|><|sor|>EDIT: Jerk header
`using ProgrammingCircleJerk.Jerk;`
A web page already has file system access with `<input type=file>`. I don't understand what you might be referring to.<|eor|><|sor|>That's not accurate, because I once tried to upload `/dev/urandom` to a web page and nothing happened. A truly native app would be able to do
require('child_process').spawn('cat', ['/dev/urandom']);
and have it just work. Incidentally, this is also why web pages cannot generate truly random numbers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
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