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programmingcirclejerk | doyouevensunbro | h9jaf6d | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, the domain was expensive. Roughly $1.5m. We consider it an asset that is unlikely to depreciate significantly.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28223522<|eol|><|sor|>If you convince enough people to add your website to their `/etc/hosts` file, you can literally save millions in DNS names.
That's an easy and reliable way to reduce costs. I don't understand why they didn't think about it.<|eor|><|sor|>Just share the `/etc/hosts` file on the blockchain! Angels, Ill take my seed money now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | csb06 | h9i6he3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, the domain was expensive. Roughly $1.5m. We consider it an asset that is unlikely to depreciate significantly.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28223522<|eol|><|sor|>Look at these suckers paying for domain names when they could be pirating them for free. I pirate google.com all the time. Just use Rust to write your hacks and VAC anti-cheat won't detect them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | ooqq | h9ia0c7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, the domain was expensive. Roughly $1.5m. We consider it an asset that is unlikely to depreciate significantly.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28223522<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, were building on Electron. Yes, we are aware of the performance tradeoffs, but have decided this is the best choice for us.<|eor|><|sor|>so its the best choice for our clients<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | h9i4fn5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, the domain was expensive. Roughly $1.5m. We consider it an asset that is unlikely to depreciate significantly.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28223522<|eol|><|sor|>r/domainnamecirclejerk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | CRISPYricePC | h9ihe7p | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, the domain was expensive. Roughly $1.5m. We consider it an asset that is unlikely to depreciate significantly.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28223522<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, were building on Electron. Yes, we are aware of the performance tradeoffs, but have decided this is the best choice for us.<|eor|><|soopr|>Worth noting that one of the founder is a maintainer of Electron.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Whoa! Talk to me when there's a Linux kernel contributor onboard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | h9iuv5o | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, the domain was expensive. Roughly $1.5m. We consider it an asset that is unlikely to depreciate significantly.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28223522<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, were building on Electron. Yes, we are aware of the performance tradeoffs, but have decided this is the best choice for us.<|eor|><|sor|>OP is u/10xelectronguru. I don't think that's a coincidence!
Astroturfing... in my PCJ?? It's more likely than you think.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | nemec | h9imboj | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, the domain was expensive. Roughly $1.5m. We consider it an asset that is unlikely to depreciate significantly.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28223522<|eol|><|sor|>Meh. $1.5M assets are no brainer when you're swimming in VC money.<|eor|><|soopr|>Apparently they are bootstrapping.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Love to have $1.5M sitting around with nothing better to do than show off my ~~long~~short ~~epeen~~domain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | tnbd | h9ie0ud | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, the domain was expensive. Roughly $1.5m. We consider it an asset that is unlikely to depreciate significantly.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28223522<|eol|><|sor|>r/domainnamecirclejerk<|eor|><|sor|>I got really excited there for a moment, these 10$/year/domain add up real quick (web-scale, if you will).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | h9jwd25 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, the domain was expensive. Roughly $1.5m. We consider it an asset that is unlikely to depreciate significantly.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28223522<|eol|><|sor|>If you convince enough people to add your website to their `/etc/hosts` file, you can literally save millions in DNS names.
That's an easy and reliable way to reduce costs. I don't understand why they didn't think about it.<|eor|><|sor|>Just share the `/etc/hosts` file on the blockchain! Angels, Ill take my seed money now.<|eor|><|sor|>Now that you've introduced the idea, I am fucking terrified of the prospect of blockchain-based DNS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | anatolya | h9ifbm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, the domain was expensive. Roughly $1.5m. We consider it an asset that is unlikely to depreciate significantly.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28223522<|eol|><|sor|>Meh. $1.5M assets are no brainer when you're swimming in VC money.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | 10xelectronguru | h9ifyi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, the domain was expensive. Roughly $1.5m. We consider it an asset that is unlikely to depreciate significantly.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28223522<|eol|><|sor|>Meh. $1.5M assets are no brainer when you're swimming in VC money.<|eor|><|soopr|>Apparently they are bootstrapping.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | JanewaDidNuthinWrong | h9itd65 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, the domain was expensive. Roughly $1.5m. We consider it an asset that is unlikely to depreciate significantly.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28223522<|eol|><|sor|>Look at these suckers paying for domain names when they could be pirating them for free. I pirate google.com all the time. Just use Rust to write your hacks and VAC anti-cheat won't detect them.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't bother with domain names. If your site is worth it people will remember its IP address.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | priestmuffin | jcqfkh | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmingcirclejerk | Piece_of_Crap | g935yg5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|sor|>C++ : How do you do, fellow kids?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmingcirclejerk | nyanpasu64 | g93xeif | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|sor|>> I do a lot of back end node/typescript, and after dealing with the loosy goosy types and stuff in that language, coming back to a concrete hard core language that requires a much higher intellect to write in, is frankly refreshing.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand C++. The semantics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of rvalue references most of the operations will go over a typical programmer's head. There's also Bjarne's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from sunken Swedish warships, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these analogies, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike C++ truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning in C++'s existential invocation `template<typename T> T&& forward(typename identity<T>::type&& param)`, which itself is a cryptic reference to template metaprogramming. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Scott Meyer's genius wit unfolds itself on their programming books. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a C++ tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the compilers' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 2 standard revisions of my own knowledge (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmingcirclejerk | Deibu251 | g93gp0h | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Mutably or immutably?<|eor|><|sor|>Mutably but he won't return it back after end of his lifetime.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | g930lq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|sor|>I'm gonna need something stronger for this<|eor|><|sor|>Rust is never gonna give you up and never gonna let you down.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | chessdotbmp | g93qdt7 | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|sor|>Still can't find a decent Billie Eilish IDE that I like, but fuck me I'd rather use fortran than write something in Madonna++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | leaningtoweravenger | g93dsbl | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|sor|>C++ is like Beethoven: never old and easy to misspell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | Aeon_Mortuum | g938ft9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|sor|>Ok I wanna hear Madonna rap now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | EmCeeStanky | g93scjs | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|sor|>If c++ is backwards compatible with C, is Madonna backwards compatible with punk rock?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | g94enjw | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>this is peak neckbeard right here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | g94mmfe | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, pop music as the last stand for meritocracy. A major studio could literally buy Billie Eilish next song from Universal, let Madonna playback it, and bring it out under the name Madonna. They can just put in a new hairstyle and some makeup for Madonna. Then they can buy a number one hit on youtube, spotify and apple music at any of several major 'pay for streams' providers.
They can astroturf the fuck out of reddit, tiktok, instagram and whatever platform they care about making most people in the public believe it's a runaway hit.
Madonna can literally just decide her next song will be a huge hit and that will happen. Regardless of what artists, hipsters, or whoever (reviewers are already in the pocket of publishers) thinks or says. Not that she would care, sounds like a lot of work and who the fuck (that is already obscenely rich) wants all this attention in the current climate.
So to get back to C++. Yep, Microsoft, Google and all the game publishers have already decided that it's still relevant. They don't care what you think. Neither do the millions of applicants they have.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> I do most of my programming in ALGOL 68
Same! I forked the Go compiler to support ALGOL-68, was about 15 minutes of work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | qzzuagdvaca | g94ltzr | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>yikes!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | g940h7x | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, pop music as the last stand for meritocracy. A major studio could literally buy Billie Eilish next song from Universal, let Madonna playback it, and bring it out under the name Madonna. They can just put in a new hairstyle and some makeup for Madonna. Then they can buy a number one hit on youtube, spotify and apple music at any of several major 'pay for streams' providers.
They can astroturf the fuck out of reddit, tiktok, instagram and whatever platform they care about making most people in the public believe it's a runaway hit.
Madonna can literally just decide her next song will be a huge hit and that will happen. Regardless of what artists, hipsters, or whoever (reviewers are already in the pocket of publishers) thinks or says. Not that she would care, sounds like a lot of work and who the fuck (that is already obscenely rich) wants all this attention in the current climate.
So to get back to C++. Yep, Microsoft, Google and all the game publishers have already decided that it's still relevant. They don't care what you think. Neither do the millions of applicants they have.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | reflexpr-sarah- | g953yt4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The current state of C++ is that of Madonna trying to stay relevant in the modern music world. You can have her rap, have her dab, or use autotune but she still wont fit in as easily as a Billie Eilish.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24806363<|eol|><|sor|>> I do a lot of back end node/typescript, and after dealing with the loosy goosy types and stuff in that language, coming back to a concrete hard core language that requires a much higher intellect to write in, is frankly refreshing.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand C++. The semantics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of rvalue references most of the operations will go over a typical programmer's head. There's also Bjarne's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from sunken Swedish warships, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these analogies, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike C++ truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning in C++'s existential invocation `template<typename T> T&& forward(typename identity<T>::type&& param)`, which itself is a cryptic reference to template metaprogramming. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Scott Meyer's genius wit unfolds itself on their programming books. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a C++ tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the compilers' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 2 standard revisions of my own knowledge (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid <|eor|><|sor|>Thank you add this to my TBF copy paste variants<|eor|><|sor|>you might have to start worrying about compilation overhead with all these variants. a tagged union will be more forgiving<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gd89xh | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmingcirclejerk | theangeryemacsshibe | fpfwmfo | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>> **Haskell** First appeared 1990
> **Ruby** First appeared 1995
brb going to time travel to complain about Ruby regular expressions on Haskell design committee<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmingcirclejerk | Sunscratch | fpg7k67 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>And C was invented because some nerd didnt like Rubys performance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | fpg4aud | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>> **Haskell** First appeared 1990
> **Ruby** First appeared 1995
brb going to time travel to complain about Ruby regular expressions on Haskell design committee<|eor|><|sor|>Time travel is just a monoid in the category of Gdelfunctors, what's the problem?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | fpfv620 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|soopr|>This is your brain on webshit.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | fpg2idt | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>> Yeah I don't know shit about Haskell, I've only seen it and it looked ugly to me, I never pretended to know anything about it, it was just a little comment but yeah, this is my blog and, fortunately, I get to say whatever the hell I want, even if it's ignorant and arrogant. You can't say anything these days without offending someone so I just don't worry too much about it here, this is a fluff piece, a rant.
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> silly new way to prevent nil bugs. Basically, instead of checking for nil all the time, you have tell Xcode if your variable will ever return no value.
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> Objective-C is the best thing that lets you interface with the other best thing - C++. Nothing else comes close. Apple-crapple shits itself under a new faggy roof.
what the fuck is this blog<|eor|><|sor|>freedom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | hexane360 | fpgg9ws | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>>hell, even a 6-year-old girl is less verbose
Uh, what?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | spider-mario | fpgibxj | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>> Im talking about basic methods like date conversions. Date conversions! Date conversion functions are basic stuff, you use them all the time.
lol thinking that something that took Java almost 20 years to get right is basic stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | glaba314 | fph68fr | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>>hell, even a 6-year-old girl is less verbose
Uh, what?<|eor|><|sor|>woman talk too much joke<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | fpgj7ik | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>>hell, even a 6-year-old girl is less verbose
Uh, what?<|eor|><|soopr|>`TypeError`<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | marmakoide | fpg85ir | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>Magnificent troll, the 3 Haskell paid coders of the planet are going to get triggered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | likes_purple | fpgx7lm | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>And C was invented because some nerd didnt like Rubys performance.<|eor|><|sor|>It was me. I 10x'd so hard one day I overcame the limitations of Ruby and invented C by mistake (I was shooting for Rust but missed the mark, sorry).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | ackfoobar | fpgkplq | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>> Yeah I don't know shit about Haskell, I've only seen it and it looked ugly to me, I never pretended to know anything about it, it was just a little comment but yeah, this is my blog and, fortunately, I get to say whatever the hell I want, even if it's ignorant and arrogant. You can't say anything these days without offending someone so I just don't worry too much about it here, this is a fluff piece, a rant.
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> silly new way to prevent nil bugs. Basically, instead of checking for nil all the time, you have tell Xcode if your variable will ever return no value.
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> Objective-C is the best thing that lets you interface with the other best thing - C++. Nothing else comes close. Apple-crapple shits itself under a new faggy roof.
what the fuck is this blog<|eor|><|sor|>freedom<|eor|><|sor|>Freedom of speech implies the lack of freedom from bullshit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | kevin_with_rice | fpgxnb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>And C was invented because some nerd didnt like Rubys performance.<|eor|><|sor|>It was me. I 10x'd so hard one day I overcame the limitations of Ruby and invented C by mistake (I was shooting for Rust but missed the mark, sorry).<|eor|><|sor|>Do you understand how your actions have harmed people? Ethically speaking, C leads to ruined lives, where as Rust allows them to prosper. You should be ashamed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | fpgdjxg | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>> Yeah I don't know shit about Haskell, I've only seen it and it looked ugly to me, I never pretended to know anything about it, it was just a little comment but yeah, this is my blog and, fortunately, I get to say whatever the hell I want, even if it's ignorant and arrogant. You can't say anything these days without offending someone so I just don't worry too much about it here, this is a fluff piece, a rant.
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> silly new way to prevent nil bugs. Basically, instead of checking for nil all the time, you have tell Xcode if your variable will ever return no value.
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> Objective-C is the best thing that lets you interface with the other best thing - C++. Nothing else comes close. Apple-crapple shits itself under a new faggy roof.
what the fuck is this blog<|eor|><|sor|>This guy(?) is a super-active Swift programming wiz, from looking at the companion github account. [https://github.com/kakubei](https://github.com/kakubei) I would take him seriously.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | fpgvebv | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|soopr|>This is your brain on webshit.<|eoopr|><|sor|>App development, but whats the difference<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | Willuminatus | fpge9w2 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Were not talking about a language developed by some nerd in his basement because he didnt like Rubys syntax for Regex (Im looking at you Haskell)."<|eot|><|sol|>https://kakubei.github.io/2014/11/15/swift-is-a-mess/<|eol|><|sor|>> **Haskell** First appeared 1990
> **Ruby** First appeared 1995
brb going to time travel to complain about Ruby regular expressions on Haskell design committee<|eor|><|sor|>Time travel is just a monoid in the category of Gdelfunctors, what's the problem?<|eor|><|sor|>lol no [tardis monad](http://hackage.haskell.org/package/tardis-0.4.1.0/docs/Control-Monad-Tardis.html)<|eor|><|sor|>Can I use this to revive Haskell2020?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | bigretrade | evl8dx | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmingcirclejerk | tpgreyknight | ffwdbmw | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>People like this are the exact reason why the page is just a blank white expanse without Jabrascript enabled.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | ffwq8zs | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's insulting to simply call it "art". Code, especially functional JSX, *transcends* art. It's a glimpse of the Gods. It's the closest we'll ever get to kissing Venus and awkwardly spending 30 minutes telling her what Vim is and why you left it for VSCode on your first and last date. It's like meeting Yahweh and hearing His penetrating voice tell you that although you may think that the ten commandments were written on stone tabs, they were actually all stone spaces. It's like meeting Buddha and realizing that the time we spend not pushing to npm is that of a leaf falling to the ground.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | ffwlo9z | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>Lets make the content were trying to convey 1000x bigger and less accessible amirite<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | suur-siil | ffwofuz | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>Lets make the content were trying to convey 1000x bigger and less accessible amirite<|eor|><|sor|>Let's re-invent scrolling while we're at it, and break it in the process for anyone who scrolls by means besides mousewheel!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | etherealeminence | ffwsfwm | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>> italic cursive
Is it italic, or is it cursive?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj it's unreadable, mostly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | r2d2_21 | ffwq64y | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>> italic cursive
Is it italic, or is it cursive?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | ffwwlzz | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>Lets make the content were trying to convey 1000x bigger and less accessible amirite<|eor|><|sor|>Let's re-invent scrolling while we're at it, and break it in the process for anyone who scrolls by means besides mousewheel!<|eor|><|sor|>Youre telling me you dont have an Apple Pro Display XDR oriented vertically to see the entire thing at once? Honestly some days I cant even imagine what itd be like to have to scroll like the poor riffraff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | ScottRatigan | ffx7u8z | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>"Contribution is not very welcome. Please open an issue first so I can stop you from complicating the UX."
Nice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | ffwxihd | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>I, too, can only get a stiffy from those sweet sweet unicode symbols in my code on top of an easy readable colorscheme.
> You take three days porting over[your theme](https://github.com/wesbos/cobalt2-vscode)before starting to use VS Code.
> You shell out $200 for[italic cursive html attributes](https://www.typography.com/blog/introducing-operator).
*Only* 3 days?
*Only* $200?
Pffff, pump up those fucking numbers, chumps.
*Only* $200 for something you *actually* use? Try *+$200* for shit you buy and then never use, like a fucking single board computer and a kit full of shit along with it, because you didn't want to buy it from a Chinese tech sweatshop because you have *"morals"*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | ooqq | ffwne3y | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>Web design in a world of browser non-conforming standards long gone is the need for enterprise requisites, web is now science, art, and as artists, web devs need the highest commodities to get inspired. A glass of Chteubriand 1975, classical music played live by a quartet, Apple Pro XDR Displays each with a couple of those pleasant 999$ stands, code is poetry, and few things speaks more poetry than a quantic supercluster serviced by oompa-loompas in the attic, so you can type JS in Atom and get a faster response than a native binary x64 text editor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | tersers | ffwwwb2 | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>web dev was a mistake, we need to go back<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | prune_gang | ffx9xvw | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>Lets make the content were trying to convey 1000x bigger and less accessible amirite<|eor|><|sor|>Let's re-invent scrolling while we're at it, and break it in the process for anyone who scrolls by means besides mousewheel!<|eor|><|sor|>Youre telling me you dont have an Apple Pro Display XDR oriented vertically to see the entire thing at once? Honestly some days I cant even imagine what itd be like to have to scroll like the poor riffraff<|eor|><|sor|>haha :) I like to scroll with up/down/pgup/pgdown keys, which is something that most web devs now apparently aren't even aware exists. And Apple for that matter, I recently had the misfortune to have to work on a MBP. Damn thing is missing so many important keys.<|eor|><|sor|>Where are some PCJ vets to bully some shite tier noob pcj implicit unjerk...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | AnalogOfDwarves | ffwx0zu | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's insulting to simply call it "art". Code, especially functional JSX, *transcends* art. It's a glimpse of the Gods. It's the closest we'll ever get to kissing Venus and awkwardly spending 30 minutes telling her what Vim is and why you left it for VSCode on your first and last date. It's like meeting Yahweh and hearing His penetrating voice tell you that although you may think that the ten commandments were written on stone tabs, they were actually all stone spaces. It's like meeting Buddha and realizing that the time we spend not pushing to npm is that of a leaf falling to the ground.<|eor|><|sor|>This but unironically<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | suur-siil | ffx2feg | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>Lets make the content were trying to convey 1000x bigger and less accessible amirite<|eor|><|sor|>Let's re-invent scrolling while we're at it, and break it in the process for anyone who scrolls by means besides mousewheel!<|eor|><|sor|>Youre telling me you dont have an Apple Pro Display XDR oriented vertically to see the entire thing at once? Honestly some days I cant even imagine what itd be like to have to scroll like the poor riffraff<|eor|><|sor|>haha :) I like to scroll with up/down/pgup/pgdown keys, which is something that most web devs now apparently aren't even aware exists. And Apple for that matter, I recently had the misfortune to have to work on a MBP. Damn thing is missing so many important keys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | threeys | ffx1xqa | <|sols|><|sot|>You have spent countless hours finding the perfect JavaScript grammar, matching it with a sleek-looking VS Code theme, trying out all the best programming fonts. You take three days porting over your theme. You shell out $200 for italic cursive html attributes. The code has to look right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=pnp.polacode#why<|eol|><|sor|>Now imagine if there was some way to share code so that the person looking at it could read it in whatever font and size they want, with the ability to copy it to the clipboard.
Sure would be amazing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | mwgkgk | dx1tt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmingcirclejerk | JohnMcPineapple | f7mxqu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>Full compatibility with Linux, a full gui toolkit, and compiles in less than 1 second? Count me in! When can we expect the release?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmingcirclejerk | kinoharuka | f7my8n9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>Full compatibility with Linux, a full gui toolkit, and compiles in less than 1 second? Count me in! When can we expect the release?<|eor|><|sor|>The beta will be released tomorrow morning, he just needs to fix some bugs, trust me and please donate more money!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmingcirclejerk | fecking_zhir | f7n2b7i | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>Have they fixed the issue where even a hello world app would leak memory?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmingcirclejerk | Geek55 | f7nbvgl | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>Broke: Re-write Linux in Rust because it's more memory safe than C
Woke: Re-write Linux in V because it's less memory safe than C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmingcirclejerk | bruce3434 | f7n7p2z | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>> Compiles in <1 second
`std::doubt(&mut self).unwrap();`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | f7nb27x | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>Have they fixed the issue where even a hello world app would leak memory?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah are you ready for the Kernel to leak 8GB after 10 min?<|eor|><|sor|>Finally, a kernel that simply looks at Electron and says "I can do better!".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | wubscale | f7n4nad | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>Have they fixed the issue where even a hello world app would leak memory?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I just bought a 16TB HDD that I use as a swapfile. The OS pages out all unused memory, so there's really no need to worry about leaks anymore in current year.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | i9srpeg | f7ngzxi | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>Have they fixed the issue where even a hello world app would leak memory?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I just bought a 16TB HDD that I use as a swapfile. The OS pages out all unused memory, so there's really no need to worry about leaks anymore in current year.<|eor|><|sor|>What a 1x approach. I have a custom allocator to replace malloc/free which never releases memory, and I swap out unused pages to HDD, then to S3 and finally to AWS glacier, so my RAM scales with the cloud.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | univalence | f7n9dbh | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>Kid can't write a parser and he wants to write an os?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentrunningfan | f7nd302 | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>jmp short Unjerk
This kid deserves credit for somehow luring the HN crowd for a time.
He should go the Star Citizen route and sell sponsorship membership tiers, manual mockups and JPEG renderings of the cool system design. It'll be the perfect OS because no-one will ever have to use it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | f7n6awl | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>\>pacman package manager
of course the only people dumb enough to care about this are Archtards<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | i9srpeg | f7ngwbw | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>Full compatibility with Linux, a full gui toolkit, and compiles in less than 1 second? Count me in! When can we expect the release?<|eor|><|sor|>The beta will be released tomorrow morning, he just needs to fix some bugs, trust me and please donate more money!<|eor|><|sor|>It will be `exec.Command("...linux...smth...")` and `exec.Command("...qt...smth...")` under the hood though.<|eor|><|sor|>It will be a regex that replaces occurences of the string "os" with the source code of the linux kernel.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | f7mytuz | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>Full compatibility with Linux, a full gui toolkit, and compiles in less than 1 second? Count me in! When can we expect the release?<|eor|><|sor|>What exactly compiles in less than 1 second?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | Teemperor | f7nxwz6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>Kid can't write a parser and he wants to write an os?<|eor|><|sor|>As a pl dev, every time I hear about V I think of writing a "why v is bad" article. Because I remember issues like the last time I tried the generics, different generics are assignable to each other. That's a very obvious, should have checked for that no-no.<|eor|><|sor|>Last time I checked v's sources out, I couldn't get past the amazing string manipulation-based type checker with some novel type theory including things like
if expected.starts_with('Option_') && expected.ends_with(got) {
return true
}
and
expected = expected.replace('*', '')
got = got.replace('*', '')
I just came oceans looking at all the advancements in PLT right fucking there.
Now that I've heard about g e n e r i c s support, I just had to check how much the type checker improved and 200 lines into the """typechecker""" I'm already orgasming looking at
const (
integer_types = ['int', 'i8', 'byte', 'i16', 'u16', 'u32', 'i64', 'u64']
float_types = ['f32', 'f64']
reserved_type_param_names = ['R', 'S', 'T', 'U', 'W']
)
Jobless hasklars and degenerate C++ers BTFO, nobody sane would need more than 5 type parameters. Nobody sane would also name a type with a single letter (in R-W range).
This guy knows what he's doing.
ETA: What even is type checking?
struct ACupOfT { str string }
fn this_exists_just_to_create_option_acupoft_typedef() ?ACupOfT { return none }
// otherwise you get `unknown type ?ACupOfT*` here, which is amazing in itself
fn cast_lol1<T>(dst T, src ?&ACupOfT) T {
mut tmp := &dst
tmp = src
return tmp
}
struct FatPointer {
ptr &i8
len i64
}
struct CeciNestPasUneFatPointer {
str string
}
fn cast_lol2(x FatPointer) ?CeciNestPasUneFatPointer { return x }
fn main() {
a_cup_of_t := ACupOfT { "testing testing 123" }
println(a_cup_of_t)
fat_pointer := cast_lol1(FatPointer { 0, 0 }, &a_cup_of_t)
println(fat_pointer)
not_fat_pointer := cast_lol2(fat_pointer) or { /* doesn't happen */ return }
println(not_fat_pointer)
}
//{
// str: testing testing 123
//}
//{
// ptr: 00000000004106F8
// len: 19
//}
//{
// str: testing testing 123
//}<|eor|><|sor|>> reserved_type_param_names = ['R', 'S', 'T', 'U', 'W']
What the actual fuck<|eor|><|sor|>The exact letters you need to spell `RUST UWU`. Coincidence? Unlikely!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | R_Sholes | f7nh9c9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The V community started working on vOS<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/v_language/status/1195531027520864256<|eol|><|sor|>Kid can't write a parser and he wants to write an os?<|eor|><|sor|>As a pl dev, every time I hear about V I think of writing a "why v is bad" article. Because I remember issues like the last time I tried the generics, different generics are assignable to each other. That's a very obvious, should have checked for that no-no.<|eor|><|sor|>Last time I checked v's sources out, I couldn't get past the amazing string manipulation-based type checker with some novel type theory including things like
if expected.starts_with('Option_') && expected.ends_with(got) {
return true
}
and
expected = expected.replace('*', '')
got = got.replace('*', '')
I just came oceans looking at all the advancements in PLT right fucking there.
Now that I've heard about g e n e r i c s support, I just had to check how much the type checker improved and 200 lines into the """typechecker""" I'm already orgasming looking at
const (
integer_types = ['int', 'i8', 'byte', 'i16', 'u16', 'u32', 'i64', 'u64']
float_types = ['f32', 'f64']
reserved_type_param_names = ['R', 'S', 'T', 'U', 'W']
)
Jobless hasklars and degenerate C++ers BTFO, nobody sane would need more than 5 type parameters. Nobody sane would also name a type with a single letter (in R-W range).
This guy knows what he's doing.
ETA: What even is type checking?
struct ACupOfT { str string }
fn this_exists_just_to_create_option_acupoft_typedef() ?ACupOfT { return none }
// otherwise you get `unknown type ?ACupOfT*` here, which is amazing in itself
fn cast_lol1<T>(dst T, src ?&ACupOfT) T {
mut tmp := &dst
tmp = src
return tmp
}
struct FatPointer {
ptr &i8
len i64
}
struct CeciNestPasUneFatPointer {
str string
}
fn cast_lol2(x FatPointer) ?CeciNestPasUneFatPointer { return x }
fn main() {
a_cup_of_t := ACupOfT { "testing testing 123" }
println(a_cup_of_t)
fat_pointer := cast_lol1(FatPointer { 0, 0 }, &a_cup_of_t)
println(fat_pointer)
not_fat_pointer := cast_lol2(fat_pointer) or { /* doesn't happen */ return }
println(not_fat_pointer)
}
//{
// str: testing testing 123
//}
//{
// ptr: 00000000004106F8
// len: 19
//}
//{
// str: testing testing 123
//}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | n2_throwaway | 7ngm2r | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a red flag for me when I see a CS paper that relies on maths<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16046667<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmingcirclejerk | whymauri | ds1mtp5 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a red flag for me when I see a CS paper that relies on maths<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16046667<|eol|><|sor|>Math is for old smelly people who are definitely not 10x. Check out my Hot New Startup, we banned using math <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmingcirclejerk | dalastboss | ds1p8g7 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a red flag for me when I see a CS paper that relies on maths<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16046667<|eol|><|sor|>This attitude is why we have PHP, JS, and Go <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmingcirclejerk | vytah | ds204ut | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a red flag for me when I see a CS paper that relies on maths<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16046667<|eol|><|sor|>Math is for old smelly people who are definitely not 10x. Check out my Hot New Startup, we banned using math <|eor|><|sor|>But saying "10x" is multiplication, and multiplication smells suspiciously similar to that "math" thing...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | avaxzat | ds1vjbt | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a red flag for me when I see a CS paper that relies on maths<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16046667<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That whole thread just reads like a bunch of whiners frustrated at their inability to do math.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | nibbbble | ds2ns4p | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a red flag for me when I see a CS paper that relies on maths<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16046667<|eol|><|sor|>Math is for old smelly people who are definitely not 10x. Check out my Hot New Startup, we banned using math <|eor|><|sor|>But saying "10x" is multiplication, and multiplication smells suspiciously similar to that "math" thing...<|eor|><|sor|>MODS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | raderberg | ds1un6q | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a red flag for me when I see a CS paper that relies on maths<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16046667<|eol|><|sor|>Math is for old smelly people who are definitely not 10x. Check out my Hot New Startup, we banned using math <|eor|><|sor|>Nobody likes doing MATH, so check out our new NoMATH technology: it's using a binary version of JSON instead of MATH.<|eor|><|sor|>Mathematicians hate him!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | real_kerim | ds2hhv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a red flag for me when I see a CS paper that relies on maths<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16046667<|eol|><|sor|>Holy shit. What happened to HN? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | Holkr | ds2t9ra | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a red flag for me when I see a CS paper that relies on maths<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16046667<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's almost as if people are good at different things or something<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | wrong_assumption | ds2jq11 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a red flag for me when I see a CS paper that relies on maths<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16046667<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That whole thread just reads like a bunch of whiners frustrated at their inability to do math.<|eor|><|sor|>I just read the original comment and there's a bit of truth to it. If you've ever tried to implement an algorithm from a paper with no code, you will understand the pain. But of course, that doesn't make the paper "suspicious". <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | AnalogOfDwarves | ds2v3l9 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a red flag for me when I see a CS paper that relies on maths<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16046667<|eol|><|sor|>Math is for old smelly people who are definitely not 10x. Check out my Hot New Startup, we banned using math <|eor|><|sor|>But saying "10x" is multiplication, and multiplication smells suspiciously similar to that "math" thing...<|eor|><|sor|>Integer multiplication is iterated arithmetic, which can be reduced to set theory through the Peano axioms, and that's technical logic, not necessarily math.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | pcopley | ds2ubaf | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a red flag for me when I see a CS paper that relies on maths<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16046667<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's almost as if people are good at different things or something<|eor|><|sor|>And that Matlab isn't exactly the best designed thing ever. It gets the job done, true, but come on, plotting with side effects?<|eor|><|sor|>lol no zero-cost plotting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | hnerixh | ds31i83 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a red flag for me when I see a CS paper that relies on maths<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16046667<|eol|><|sor|>`\begin{equation}` considered harmful (`\end{equation}`)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | 6pohcq | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the most powerful line of code? "public static void main(String[]args){" This line starts any Java program you can think of. It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things. This one [line] can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-powerful-line-of-code-excluding-Hello-world-derivatives/answer/Alan-Mellor<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmingcirclejerk | MiaTalis | dkqxwzz | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the most powerful line of code? "public static void main(String[]args){" This line starts any Java program you can think of. It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things. This one [line] can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-powerful-line-of-code-excluding-Hello-world-derivatives/answer/Alan-Mellor<|eol|><|sor|> #define true false<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmingcirclejerk | porkslow | dkqygbj | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the most powerful line of code? "public static void main(String[]args){" This line starts any Java program you can think of. It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things. This one [line] can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-powerful-line-of-code-excluding-Hello-world-derivatives/answer/Alan-Mellor<|eol|><|sor|> <?php
This line starts any PHP program you can think of.
It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things
How powerful do you want to make that program?
In reality, no single line does much on its own. But this one can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmingcirclejerk | save_vs_death | dkr8xhf | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the most powerful line of code? "public static void main(String[]args){" This line starts any Java program you can think of. It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things. This one [line] can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-powerful-line-of-code-excluding-Hello-world-derivatives/answer/Alan-Mellor<|eol|><|sor|>`return x / 0;`
It's undefined, so LITERALLY ANYTHING could happen!<|eor|><|sor|>so you're saying that if I run it enough times, Go might get generics?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | dkr6kqf | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the most powerful line of code? "public static void main(String[]args){" This line starts any Java program you can think of. It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things. This one [line] can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-powerful-line-of-code-excluding-Hello-world-derivatives/answer/Alan-Mellor<|eol|><|sor|> catch (Exception e) {
}
This line handles almost any error condition in a Java program that you can think of.
It can ignore the absence of files, validation errors, network interruptions and many more things.
How sloppy do you want to make that shitcode?
In reality, no single line does much on its own. But this one can let billions of lines run even with errors, whose power soon adds up.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | NahroT | dkrc3w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the most powerful line of code? "public static void main(String[]args){" This line starts any Java program you can think of. It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things. This one [line] can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-powerful-line-of-code-excluding-Hello-world-derivatives/answer/Alan-Mellor<|eol|><|sor|> <?php
This line starts any PHP program you can think of.
It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things
How powerful do you want to make that program?
In reality, no single line does much on its own. But this one can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eor|><|sor|>> <?php
>In reality, no single line does much on its own. But this one can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.
The only thing that line triggers is a bullet to my head.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | zachwolf | dkr193f | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the most powerful line of code? "public static void main(String[]args){" This line starts any Java program you can think of. It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things. This one [line] can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-powerful-line-of-code-excluding-Hello-world-derivatives/answer/Alan-Mellor<|eol|><|sor|>`import React from 'react'`
This line starts any React program you can think of.
It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things
How powerful do you want to make that program?
In reality, no single line does much on its own. But this one can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | pcopley | dkqxd75 | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the most powerful line of code? "public static void main(String[]args){" This line starts any Java program you can think of. It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things. This one [line] can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-powerful-line-of-code-excluding-Hello-world-derivatives/answer/Alan-Mellor<|eol|><|sor|>The Quora equivalent of wishing for more wishes.
> Wrote my first program in a made-up language on a Smith Corona typewriter
KYS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | spaghettiCodeArtisan | dkr22xl | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the most powerful line of code? "public static void main(String[]args){" This line starts any Java program you can think of. It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things. This one [line] can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-powerful-line-of-code-excluding-Hello-world-derivatives/answer/Alan-Mellor<|eol|><|sor|>`call *%eax`
obviously<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | Garrosh | dkr2945 | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the most powerful line of code? "public static void main(String[]args){" This line starts any Java program you can think of. It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things. This one [line] can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-powerful-line-of-code-excluding-Hello-world-derivatives/answer/Alan-Mellor<|eol|><|sor|> ON ERROR RESUME NEXT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | -_-_-_-__-_-_-_- | dkr2xny | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the most powerful line of code? "public static void main(String[]args){" This line starts any Java program you can think of. It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things. This one [line] can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-powerful-line-of-code-excluding-Hello-world-derivatives/answer/Alan-Mellor<|eol|><|sor|>Answers like this are why I stopped reading Quora. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | i9srpeg | dkr9jb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the most powerful line of code? "public static void main(String[]args){" This line starts any Java program you can think of. It can launch missiles, play chess, run a global business, and many more things. This one [line] can trigger billions of lines, whose power soon adds up.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-powerful-line-of-code-excluding-Hello-world-derivatives/answer/Alan-Mellor<|eol|><|sor|>`return x / 0;`
It's undefined, so LITERALLY ANYTHING could happen!<|eor|><|sor|>so you're saying that if I run it enough times, Go might get generics?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
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