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programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hogs8ch | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>least insane java API.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | w2qw | hoh4wl7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>IMO they should add a feature to inject the Java code in the files pointed to into the running process and evaluate both versions to check that they are truly equal.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like someone spent the weekend updating log4j<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | EpicDaNoob | hohul43 | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>Two File objects are equal if they have the same name and the same permission and, if executable, produce the same output.
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Since output comparison requires file execution, this operation is a blocking operation that may not terminate.<|eor|><|sor|>0.1xers can't even determine if an arbitrary program halts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | evantatarka | hoh62oo | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>/uj am i dumb or is this really saying two different urls can be considered equal because they resolve to the same IP address. If so what the fuck. And yes they had to make hashcode the same so you need to be online to look one up in the dictionary? This is a joke surely.
Also string.equals checks the urban dictionary now, just in case.<|eor|><|sor|>What you are saying is correct, it's not a joke. Luckily they fixed it on Android? https://developer.android.com/reference/java/net/URL#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | lkraider | hohyoyv | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>Of course, a round-robin DNS load balancer must compare unequal for the same domain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hoho7jx | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>/uj am i dumb or is this really saying two different urls can be considered equal because they resolve to the same IP address. If so what the fuck. And yes they had to make hashcode the same so you need to be online to look one up in the dictionary? This is a joke surely.
Also string.equals checks the urban dictionary now, just in case.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj you read it right. And this is I guess one of the reasons most code I have seen actually uses URI class.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | degaart | hoh0w2p | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>Name-based VirtualHosts are overrated anyway<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hohsld7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>/uj am i dumb or is this really saying two different urls can be considered equal because they resolve to the same IP address. If so what the fuck. And yes they had to make hashcode the same so you need to be online to look one up in the dictionary? This is a joke surely.
Also string.equals checks the urban dictionary now, just in case.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj you read it right. And this is I guess one of the reasons most code I have seen actually uses URI class.<|eor|><|sor|>Both a URI and URL class! Thats it Im gonna fall right into Java!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | __JDQ__ | hoht26s | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>IMO they should add a feature to inject the Java code in the files pointed to into the running process and evaluate both versions to check that they are truly equal.<|eor|><|sor|>Im not sure thats far enough given where technology is now. To be *truly* sure, we have to check the attributes and contents of the same file on an identical server that is quantum entangled with the first (to be clear, they dont *need* to be quantum computers, but they could be). I call the paradigm Brave New Checksum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | prouxi | hohdhte | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>what is SNI :S<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | MechanicalOrange5 | hoi57rs | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>Two File objects are equal if they have the same name and the same permission and, if executable, produce the same output.
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Since output comparison requires file execution, this operation is a blocking operation that may not terminate.<|eor|><|sor|>0.1xers can't even determine if an arbitrary program halts<|eor|><|sor|>It will always terminate if I pull out the power cord. Halting problem is no more<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hoh7z2c | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>/uj am i dumb or is this really saying two different urls can be considered equal because they resolve to the same IP address. If so what the fuck. And yes they had to make hashcode the same so you need to be online to look one up in the dictionary? This is a joke surely.
Also string.equals checks the urban dictionary now, just in case.<|eor|><|sor|>What you are saying is correct, it's not a joke. Luckily they fixed it on Android? https://developer.android.com/reference/java/net/URL#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eor|><|sor|>I can't reproduce it on [repl.it](https://repl.it) though. Maybe it sometimes does resolution.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | in-some-other-way | hoi0onc | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>/uj am i dumb or is this really saying two different urls can be considered equal because they resolve to the same IP address. If so what the fuck. And yes they had to make hashcode the same so you need to be online to look one up in the dictionary? This is a joke surely.
Also string.equals checks the urban dictionary now, just in case.<|eor|><|sor|>What you are saying is correct, it's not a joke. Luckily they fixed it on Android? https://developer.android.com/reference/java/net/URL#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eor|><|sor|>I can't reproduce it on [repl.it](https://repl.it) though. Maybe it sometimes does resolution.<|eor|><|sor|>My bet is you're using java.net.URL or repl.it is (hopefully not) using Robolectric as an implementation for android.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | hoiai94 | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>least insane java API.<|eor|><|sor|>Insane? Hah. This API is arcane and demented at most.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | jeremyjh | hokc62s | <|sols|><|sot|>Two URL objects are equal if they have the same protocol, reference equivalent hosts, have the same port number on the host, and the same file and fragment of the file. [...] Since hosts comparison requires name resolution, this operation is a blocking operation.<|eot|><|sol|>https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/17/docs/api/java.base/java/net/URL.html#equals(java.lang.Object)<|eol|><|sor|>Of course, a round-robin DNS load balancer must compare unequal for the same domain.<|eor|><|sor|>Java refuted right here folks. Pack it up and go home.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | pvytcl | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | hedg9is | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|soopr|>Meanwhile in Rust land, the situation is:
> I'm literally a webshit and cargo is completely penetrable to me.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | hedg51j | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|soopr|>> Cmake is easy. Just get some starter project, copy it, and keep adding.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | hee0410 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk<|eor|><|soopr|>> Where's the jerk
Thinking knowing "quantum physics" makes you smarter than a C++ programmer.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmingcirclejerk | exploooooosions | hee4lbp | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk<|eor|><|soopr|>> Where's the jerk
Thinking knowing "quantum physics" makes you smarter than a C++ programmer.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I obviously dont think qm is relevant to CMake. It was just hyperbole to express how difficult CMake is<|eor|><|sor|>I'm literally a computer scientist and machzehnder interferometers make absolutely no sense to me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | hedi28x | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|soopr|>> Cmake is easy. Just get some starter project, copy it, and keep adding.<|eoopr|><|sor|>CMake is easy. It's so unusable you can just immediately give up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmingcirclejerk | therico | hedjqaj | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | hedv6jt | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|sor|>I'm literally a software engineer and tonsillectomy is completely impenetrable to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | h4ppy5340tt3r | hedmaul | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|soopr|>Meanwhile in Rust land, the situation is:
> I'm literally a webshit and cargo is completely penetrable to me.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Unironically this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | UnicornPrince4U | hee9otk | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|sor|>I'm literally a bound particle and this potential well is completely impenetrable to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | rootedingraphtheory | hedkaqi | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|sor|>CMake is what happens when you try to mix TCL, Pascal, and some non-functional S-expression like syntax...but with constructs like endif() still being technically a function.
Fuck CMake all my homies hate CMake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hef3o0n | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk<|eor|><|soopr|>> Where's the jerk
Thinking knowing "quantum physics" makes you smarter than a C++ programmer.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I obviously dont think qm is relevant to CMake. It was just hyperbole to express how difficult CMake is<|eor|><|sor|>I'm literally a computer scientist and machzehnder interferometers make absolutely no sense to me<|eor|><|sor|>its not complicated. a mach-zehnder inferometer is like a burrito that is split in half lengthways. by measuring the length of time it takes to eat each half, we can make inferences on the distribution of ingredients in each half. this information can then be used next time we go to the burrito truck and tell them to stop ripping us off, and when we say extra olives we fucking mean extra olives.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hefcb01 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk<|eor|><|soopr|>> Where's the jerk
Thinking knowing "quantum physics" makes you smarter than a C++ programmer.<|eoopr|><|sor|>quantum physicists cant even explain quantum physics.<|eor|><|sor|>Computer scientists can't even explain monads.<|eor|><|sor|>oh thats pretty straightforward actually. a monad is the same thing as an n-dimensional quantum harmonic oscillator, that is invariant under the dynamic symmetry group U(n), except that each energy level corresponds to a unique input rather than an isothermic potential of a spherical symmetric Hamiltonian of a massless particle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | LonelyStruggle | hee2bzb | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk<|eor|><|soopr|>> Where's the jerk
Thinking knowing "quantum physics" makes you smarter than a C++ programmer.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I obviously dont think qm is relevant to CMake. It was just hyperbole to express how difficult CMake is<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | binaryblade | hedzoy1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|sor|>I'm literally a professional chef but quantum physics is impenetrable to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | hedkewf | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|soopr|>> Cmake is easy. Just get some starter project, copy it, and keep adding.<|eoopr|><|sor|>CMake is easy. It's so unusable you can just immediately give up.<|eor|><|sor|>And then just write a buildscript library in lua instead.
That's what I did.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | hef2qm6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|sor|>I'm literally a software engineer, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | hee731d | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|soopr|>Meanwhile in Rust land, the situation is:
> I'm literally a webshit and cargo is completely penetrable to me.<|eoopr|><|sor|>If you can't use Rust you should at least use the cc crate as a build system for your imoral C++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | recycle4science | hefaphx | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk<|eor|><|soopr|>> Where's the jerk
Thinking knowing "quantum physics" makes you smarter than a C++ programmer.<|eoopr|><|sor|>quantum physicists cant even explain quantum physics.<|eor|><|sor|>Computer scientists can't even explain monads.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | hee5wux | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|sor|>Coder > scientist
Why we make the big bux<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | SphericalMicrowave | heeuah6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im literally a quantum physicist, and yet CMake is completely impenetrable to me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ptdh3h/what_do_you_struggle_with_the_most_in_c/hdxj3r7/<|eol|><|soopr|>Meanwhile in Rust land, the situation is:
> I'm literally a webshit and cargo is completely penetrable to me.<|eoopr|><|sor|>If you can't use Rust you should at least use the cc crate as a build system for your imoral C++.<|eor|><|sor|>You might as well just go [straight to hell](https://crates.io/crates/cmake).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | IWannaFuckLarryPage | nc67ie | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmingcirclejerk | tesch34 | gy396qu | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I like to refer \[Language x\] as \[Language y\] but with \[inappropriate analogy\]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | gy3ouzz | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I like to refer \[Language x\] as \[Language y\] but with \[inappropriate analogy\]<|eor|><|sor|>I like to refer to C++ as Rust but with crippling alcoholism and sociopathic tendencies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmingcirclejerk | Schmittfried | gy4aygx | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I like to refer \[Language x\] as \[Language y\] but with \[inappropriate analogy\]<|eor|><|sor|>I like to refer to C++ as Rust but with crippling alcoholism and sociopathic tendencies<|eor|><|sor|>Wheres the jerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | csb06 | gy4qbcj | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Just say that you think Scala is slower than Haskell and harder to comprehend. I blame blog authors for popularizing a writing style in which everything is described using tortured (and in this case ableist) analogies.
/rj Scala is like a pineapple. No further explanation is needed; my analogy was crystal clear and very necessary to my point.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | Infernio | gy4n567 | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I like to refer \[Language x\] as \[Language y\] but with \[inappropriate analogy\]<|eor|><|sor|>I like to refer to C++ as Rust but with crippling alcoholism and sociopathic tendencies<|eor|><|sor|>He said *inappropriate* analogy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | LunaPowder | gy3j59e | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>Is this why Scala programs have more Down time?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | gy42vxw | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I dont refer to Scala at all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | CoinForWares | gy3m72n | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I like to refer \[Language x\] as \[Language y\] but with \[inappropriate analogy\]<|eor|><|sor|>What you've been referring to as Rust is actually Go with a cross necklace (because it's so moral)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | PopeOh | gy3b55h | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I think the author speaks from experience.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | dnkndnts | gy3cvm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>But they have better slap fight drama on social media, so they win where it really counts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | gy3r5zk | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I like to refer \[Language x\] as \[Language y\] but with \[inappropriate analogy\]<|eor|><|sor|>I like to refer to Go as Algol with errr... Algol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | gy3oel2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I've never written Scala, but I know for a fact any language is better than functional hell<|eor|><|sor|>Scala *is* functional hell. When bad functional languages die, they go to Scala<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | freak_dessert2 | gy35r0i | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I've never written Scala, but I know for a fact any language is better than functional hell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | JiminP | gy6n1os | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Just say that you think Scala is slower than Haskell and harder to comprehend. I blame blog authors for popularizing a writing style in which everything is described using tortured (and in this case ableist) analogies.
/rj Scala is like a pineapple. No further explanation is needed; my analogy was crystal clear and very necessary to my point.<|eor|><|sor|>Scala is best consumed with pizza. Got it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | gy3t447 | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I've never written Scala, but I know for a fact any language is better than functional hell<|eor|><|sor|>Scala *is* functional hell. When bad functional languages die, they go to Scala<|eor|><|sor|>So then Haskell will go to Scala at some point then?<|eor|><|sor|>It's happening as we speak<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | __JDQ__ | gy5tc6z | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I like to refer to [OP] as an idiot plus more idiot: idiotic, idiotic, and incredibly idiotic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | gy68lg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I like to refer to [OP] as an idiot plus more idiot: idiotic, idiotic, and incredibly idiotic.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as OP, is in fact, OP/Idiot, or as I've recently taken to calling it, OP plus Idiot. OP is not an idiot unto himself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning OP made idiotic by bad analogies, crass remarks and a smug sense of superiority.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | pastenpasten | gy5h1tm | <|sols|><|sot|>I like to refer to [Scala] as Haskell with an extra chromosome: slow, hard to comprehend, and incredibly strong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27152564<|eol|><|sor|>I like to refer \[Language x\] as \[Language y\] but with \[inappropriate analogy\]<|eor|><|sor|>I like to refer to Go as Algol with errr... Algol<|eor|><|sor|>What you refer to as algol with algol is actually algol without algol.
http://cowlark.com/2009-11-15-go/
if (jerk == nil) {
Underrated comment though. I upvoted you.
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | binary_spaniard | mkfsxs | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmingcirclejerk | possibly_not_a_bot | gtfnz12 | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>Based.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmingcirclejerk | incongruousamoeba | gtfvqaa | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Some things, my son, you are better off not knowing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmingcirclejerk | pythonesqueviper | gtg1k0x | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone who has been in contact with any of those technologies in the last 20 years will have to present an IQ test and a doctor's note proving that they do not have lasting brain damage<|eor|><|sor|>Ironically, to be accepted as a Golang contributor, you need a doctor's note proving you have lasting brain damage.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | AsmCoder110 | gtfst4h | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>Should NOT have experienced experience of experienced engineers, I repeat ANY indication that you've associated with questionable technologies is questionable and prohibited by prohibition and punishable by uhh.. punishment, yeah.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | gtftnji | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>> This Engineering team are one of the best I've worked with
I always felt everytime I code without generics, it destroys some of my brain cells for English grammar. Now I see I am not alone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | gtfzikq | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>no uncool languages like node or ruby
only awesome new tech like java, python, scala, kotlin<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | avinassh | gtg18c1 | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>Whats wrong in this? Node, PHP, Ruby etc corrupt your mind beyond repair. When I started with the holy Rust, it took me a long time to get accustomed to. I even went to a Rust Bootcamp who erased by brain from all immoral thoughts which I had gained over the years using other language.
So, I ask again, whats wrong in this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | gtg7ny4 | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[VB.NET](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_Basic_.NET) is still alive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | AccurateCandidate | gtg8dct | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to automate office, its either VBA or the heavily incomplete Office.JS API.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | lumpySnakes | gtgf2dk | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>Gotta love GoLangphers being smug about programming language choices<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Imagine using Go ~~and judging other people for their language choices~~
Please no, make it stop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | lumpySnakes | gtfyjfo | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>Gotta love GoLangphers being smug about programming language choices<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | gtfsild | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>Agreed, people with experience in any of those things may realize that programmers often make more than burger flippers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | gthh1hb | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>vb.net is better than c#<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>yes and vb.net is better than c# as i said in my comment<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> The overly verbose and ugly syntax of vb.net makes me want to stop working
Verbosity is good, actually. The only bad things about VB.NET are that it has generics instead of copypasta, multi-line lambdas instead of lambda-use-preventing single-line lambda syntax, and exceptions instead of:
If err <> Nothing Then
Return (Nothing, err)
End If<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | cycle_schumacher | gtfxpxv | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>python and not ruby? Java and not .net?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | gth2bk0 | <|sols|><|sot|>FinTech scalip startup wh using GoLang looking for Mid & Senior [] should NOT have last 5 years experience of: Languages Node, Ruby, PHP, ASP, .Net, VB, VisualBasic. Technologies: ORM, MVC, Heroku, Oracle, IBM WebSphere<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/wabzqem/status/1378894021397909506<|eol|><|sor|>no uncool languages like node or ruby
only awesome new tech like java, python, scala, kotlin<|eor|><|sor|>No enterprise uncool stuff like IBM. Only golang.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | qiwi | h0b5j4 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmingcirclejerk | svideo | ftlbspj | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj The author seems confused about a lot of things around Windows. He makes his case with two issues (new filesystem, UEFI + secure boot required), and he gets both issues completely wrong. Same NTFS filesystem, UEFI is not required, and if you use it, it does not require secure boot.
edit: He also makes himself out to be something of a victim here. [Dude physically broke into hospitals to install botnets on their machines](https://www.wired.com/2011/03/ghostexodus-2/), videotaped himself doing so, and [posted the video with a Mission Impossible theme song to YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=2UKeHbrsF94&feature=emb_logo). This makes him a grade-A shithead and 9 years clearly wasn't enough to make him realize why.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kangalioo | ftl7qt9 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Jerkable quote, but the article is actually quite fascinating<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | cheeseless | ftlaz9v | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>This article is pseudoboomer trash
/uj
This article is pseudoboomer trash<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | ftlpidm | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj The author seems confused about a lot of things around Windows. He makes his case with two issues (new filesystem, UEFI + secure boot required), and he gets both issues completely wrong. Same NTFS filesystem, UEFI is not required, and if you use it, it does not require secure boot.
edit: He also makes himself out to be something of a victim here. [Dude physically broke into hospitals to install botnets on their machines](https://www.wired.com/2011/03/ghostexodus-2/), videotaped himself doing so, and [posted the video with a Mission Impossible theme song to YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=2UKeHbrsF94&feature=emb_logo). This makes him a grade-A shithead and 9 years clearly wasn't enough to make him realize why.<|eor|><|sor|>seems like the dude deserves windows 10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | relok123 | ftlmsm4 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>> I can spend hours on Google troubleshooting through this frustrating dilemma, and still get nowhere. I have to walk away every time, defeated.
You are bitching about spending hours googling?
If you are not spending half your life solving worthless problems via Google can you really call yourself a Linux user?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | waxroy-finerayfool | ftl93ng | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>Damn, he did really out himself as from another time, like, back when making fun of windoze was still hip.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | Mac33 | ftlihr3 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>The title reminded me of Hans Reiser. And it seems like a good opportunity to say FUCK YOU to everyone who is involved in keeping denying him parole (because you know, 2-3 years extra inside totally make a difference)! As if it wasn't bad enough already when competent Linux FS development abruptly ceased to exist due to their *fair and innocent* decision to not let him develop while incarcerated!
Of course it was all done for JUSTICE! No multi-billion$ interests were involved at all!<|eor|><|sor|>But he murdered someone, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | CrazedToCraze | ftlb1zx | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>Damn, he did really out himself as from another time, like, back when making fun of windoze was still hip.<|eor|><|sor|>From the PHP developers I've met you'd think it was still trendy to say "micro$hit" unironically<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | MikeSeth | ftlfar2 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>And nothing of value was verbed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | chrismamo1 | ftlq0ws | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>My main takeaway from this is how medieval our solitary confinement system is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | Lazyspartan101 | ftltnb5 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>> I can spend hours on Google troubleshooting through this frustrating dilemma, and still get nowhere. I have to walk away every time, defeated.
You are bitching about spending hours googling?
If you are not spending half your life solving worthless problems via Google can you really call yourself a Linux user?<|eor|><|sor|>*via DuckDuckGo
FTFY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | Testiclese | ftleqrl | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>Damn, he did really out himself as from another time, like, back when making fun of windoze was still hip.<|eor|><|sor|>From the PHP developers I've met you'd think it was still trendy to say "micro$hit" unironically<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine a Beowulf cluster of PHP devs! Glad to see some people are still living in the glory days of Slashdot, circa 2004.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | AnalogOfDwarves | ftlwe3w | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>The title reminded me of Hans Reiser. And it seems like a good opportunity to say FUCK YOU to everyone who is involved in keeping denying him parole (because you know, 2-3 years extra inside totally make a difference)! As if it wasn't bad enough already when competent Linux FS development abruptly ceased to exist due to their *fair and innocent* decision to not let him develop while incarcerated!
Of course it was all done for JUSTICE! No multi-billion$ interests were involved at all!<|eor|><|sor|>But he murdered someone, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Hes a cold-blooded murderer, no ifs or ambiguities about it. There is 0 reason for him to walk free ever, let alone early. ReiserFS has too many flaws to be worth letting a murderer go free.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | andiconda | ftnga49 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj The author seems confused about a lot of things around Windows. He makes his case with two issues (new filesystem, UEFI + secure boot required), and he gets both issues completely wrong. Same NTFS filesystem, UEFI is not required, and if you use it, it does not require secure boot.
edit: He also makes himself out to be something of a victim here. [Dude physically broke into hospitals to install botnets on their machines](https://www.wired.com/2011/03/ghostexodus-2/), videotaped himself doing so, and [posted the video with a Mission Impossible theme song to YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=2UKeHbrsF94&feature=emb_logo). This makes him a grade-A shithead and 9 years clearly wasn't enough to make him realize why.<|eor|><|sor|>seems like the dude deserves windows 10<|eor|><|sor|>Nah bro. He deserved Windows 8.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | ArcTimes | ftlpls2 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Jerkable quote, but the article is actually quite fascinating<|eor|><|sor|>Is it though? Did you really need some criminal who got caught because he couldn't keep his mouth shut telling you "windoze is teh bad"?
/uj is it though?<|eor|><|sor|>The article is not about windows.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | Doriphor | ftloa1b | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>The title reminded me of Hans Reiser. And it seems like a good opportunity to say FUCK YOU to everyone who is involved in keeping denying him parole (because you know, 2-3 years extra inside totally make a difference)! As if it wasn't bad enough already when competent Linux FS development abruptly ceased to exist due to their *fair and innocent* decision to not let him develop while incarcerated!
Of course it was all done for JUSTICE! No multi-billion$ interests were involved at all!<|eor|><|sor|>But he murdered someone, right?<|eor|><|sor|>He's a competent developer and a competent murderer!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | andiconda | ftngdm6 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Jerkable quote, but the article is actually quite fascinating<|eor|><|sor|>Is it though? Did you really need some criminal who got caught because he couldn't keep his mouth shut telling you "windoze is teh bad"?
/uj is it though?<|eor|><|sor|>The article is not about windows.<|eor|><|sor|>Everything is about Windows.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zatherz | ftmzvtc | <|sols|><|sot|>After 10 years in prison: "But as soon as I booted it up, I was greeted with Windows 10, my new enemy. "<|eot|><|sol|>https://forklog.media/after-10-years-in-tech-isolation-im-now-outsider-to-things-i-once-had-mastered/<|eol|><|sor|>The title reminded me of Hans Reiser. And it seems like a good opportunity to say FUCK YOU to everyone who is involved in keeping denying him parole (because you know, 2-3 years extra inside totally make a difference)! As if it wasn't bad enough already when competent Linux FS development abruptly ceased to exist due to their *fair and innocent* decision to not let him develop while incarcerated!
Of course it was all done for JUSTICE! No multi-billion$ interests were involved at all!<|eor|><|sor|>But he murdered someone, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes.
It would have been fine with me if he was given 30 years instead of 15, but was allowed his laptop, given the fact that the crime was not programming or hacking related.
It would have been fine with me if he served time then was allowed parole, you know given the reality of the situation where he is the one getting beaten up inside, not the other way around, and the guy probably being on the spectrum.
What did society win and what is it winning from the current situation? And given that he wasn't sentenced to death, what relevant difference does it make if he serves 12/15 or 15/15 years of his sentence?
Also, while I don't claim *conspiracy*, I do think that it would be reasonable to argue that taking everything that happens in such cases at face value, and not considering the possibility of sabotage taking place, would be rather naive.<|eor|><|sor|>> What did society win
murderer is in prison
> what is it winning from the current situation
murderer is in prison
> what relevant difference does it make if he serves 12/15 or 15/15 years of his sentence?
murderer is in prison longer
are you delusional<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | HorstKugel | fdexbi | <|sols|><|sot|>0.6% of all Flutter developers didn't ship their app because Dart can't handle properly<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/flutter/improving-flutter-with-your-opinion-q4-2019-survey-results-ba0e6721bf23<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmingcirclejerk | isthistechsupport | fjhh43h | <|sols|><|sot|>0.6% of all Flutter developers didn't ship their app because Dart can't handle properly<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/flutter/improving-flutter-with-your-opinion-q4-2019-survey-results-ba0e6721bf23<|eol|><|sor|>See, Dart, like Go, is a retro language. One doesn't handle generics, the other won't fully support Unicode, which allow programmers to get that vintage feeling from the 80s, 90s and 00s.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmingcirclejerk | bruce3434 | fjhf2be | <|sols|><|sot|>0.6% of all Flutter developers didn't ship their app because Dart can't handle properly<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/flutter/improving-flutter-with-your-opinion-q4-2019-survey-results-ba0e6721bf23<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmingcirclejerk | yoctometric | fjhjkg2 | <|sols|><|sot|>0.6% of all Flutter developers didn't ship their app because Dart can't handle properly<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/flutter/improving-flutter-with-your-opinion-q4-2019-survey-results-ba0e6721bf23<|eol|><|sor|>> encountered an issue with unicode characters that require two bytes to express, such as emojis
emoji start at U+1F600 which is a number that I can't fit in two bytes. Is Dart byte bigger than a normal byte?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, it uses bbyytteess, which are actually capable of doubling information density. I'm amazed you hadn't heard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | fjh44zl | <|sols|><|sot|>0.6% of all Flutter developers didn't ship their app because Dart can't handle properly<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/flutter/improving-flutter-with-your-opinion-q4-2019-survey-results-ba0e6721bf23<|eol|><|sor|>Ah shit here we go again.
Medium, the negative H-index shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | pftbest | fjhiohu | <|sols|><|sot|>0.6% of all Flutter developers didn't ship their app because Dart can't handle properly<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/flutter/improving-flutter-with-your-opinion-q4-2019-survey-results-ba0e6721bf23<|eol|><|sor|>> encountered an issue with unicode characters that require two bytes to express, such as emojis
emoji start at U+1F600 which is a number that I can't fit in two bytes. Is Dart byte bigger than a normal byte?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | eclipseo76 | fjhkk7h | <|sols|><|sot|>0.6% of all Flutter developers didn't ship their app because Dart can't handle properly<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/flutter/improving-flutter-with-your-opinion-q4-2019-survey-results-ba0e6721bf23<|eol|><|sor|>If only they had used Rust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | shinmai_rookie | fji1big | <|sols|><|sot|>0.6% of all Flutter developers didn't ship their app because Dart can't handle properly<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/flutter/improving-flutter-with-your-opinion-q4-2019-survey-results-ba0e6721bf23<|eol|><|sor|>> encountered an issue with unicode characters that require two bytes to express, such as emojis
emoji start at U+1F600 which is a number that I can't fit in two bytes. Is Dart byte bigger than a normal byte?<|eor|><|sor|>> encountered an issue with unicode characters that require two bytes to express, such as emojis
/uj unless they mean characters with exactly two bytes, and not two or more (and even then tbh), this is such a fucking big bug, and they paint it like a small obscure technicality lmao, like how did no one notice it until now, literally any accented letter needs two bytes
"We literally just support ASCII, and not even the extended set" wtf.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | fjhzfkk | <|sols|><|sot|>0.6% of all Flutter developers didn't ship their app because Dart can't handle properly<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/flutter/improving-flutter-with-your-opinion-q4-2019-survey-results-ba0e6721bf23<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh yes. Flutter... where async is a UI widget category:
https://flutter.dev/docs/development/ui/widgets<|eor|><|sor|>Category? Does Flutter have monads?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | HandshakeOfCO | fjhu5gg | <|sols|><|sot|>0.6% of all Flutter developers didn't ship their app because Dart can't handle properly<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/flutter/improving-flutter-with-your-opinion-q4-2019-survey-results-ba0e6721bf23<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh yes. Flutter... where async is a UI widget category:
https://flutter.dev/docs/development/ui/widgets<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
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