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programmingcirclejerk | crmd | fkbb77i | <|sols|><|sot|>I have come to view [coronavirus] kinda like functions and stateless services compared to living life which is is like classes and other state-y things. It can change classes, it can be mutated and overridden, but does not think or act on its self, it must be interacted with.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22557828<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>As I gazed into the void(); the void() gazed into me<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | thomasfr | fkbth3x | <|sols|><|sot|>I have come to view [coronavirus] kinda like functions and stateless services compared to living life which is is like classes and other state-y things. It can change classes, it can be mutated and overridden, but does not think or act on its self, it must be interacted with.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22557828<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>As I gazed into the void(); the void() gazed into me<|eoopr|><|sor|>But how do you gaze that which has no return type?<|eor|><|sor|>I have taken enough LSD to know that the universe is made of s-expressions thank you. Every other theory can sod off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | Willuminatus | fkbcx2k | <|sols|><|sot|>I have come to view [coronavirus] kinda like functions and stateless services compared to living life which is is like classes and other state-y things. It can change classes, it can be mutated and overridden, but does not think or act on its self, it must be interacted with.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22557828<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>As I gazed into the void(); the void() gazed into me<|eoopr|><|sor|>But how do you gaze that which has no return type?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | fkbyxwq | <|sols|><|sot|>I have come to view [coronavirus] kinda like functions and stateless services compared to living life which is is like classes and other state-y things. It can change classes, it can be mutated and overridden, but does not think or act on its self, it must be interacted with.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22557828<|eol|><|sor|>Thus proves -- Haskell is a virus.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | fkd6add | <|sols|><|sot|>I have come to view [coronavirus] kinda like functions and stateless services compared to living life which is is like classes and other state-y things. It can change classes, it can be mutated and overridden, but does not think or act on its self, it must be interacted with.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22557828<|eol|><|sor|>> Interesting. I also have a programmers model. But in my head the virus is the static artifact, the code. While whats living is the process interpreting that code.
Or rather SARS-CoV-2 is the nonliving static code. COVID-19 is the living process interpreting the code.
Or your DNA is the code, youre the living process interpreting that code
>> My take: DNA (in a suitable environment) is a self-hosted DNA interpreter executing code to regulate its own environment via RNA JIT bytecode compilation. Viruses are well, viruses.
The CPU, in this analogy, is physics.
You guys just ever define your whole being as a series of s-expressions?
/uj
Jesus Christ these people need to go the fuck outside for once.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | fkclds7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have come to view [coronavirus] kinda like functions and stateless services compared to living life which is is like classes and other state-y things. It can change classes, it can be mutated and overridden, but does not think or act on its self, it must be interacted with.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22557828<|eol|><|sor|>dae think the unification of general relativity and quantum dynamics is basically the same as a git rebase? whats the holdup?<|eor|><|sor|>> dae think the unification of general relativity and quantum dynamics is basically the same as a git rebase?
publishing npm modules is an accomplishment on par with the invention of the steam engine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | fkclgru | <|sols|><|sot|>I have come to view [coronavirus] kinda like functions and stateless services compared to living life which is is like classes and other state-y things. It can change classes, it can be mutated and overridden, but does not think or act on its self, it must be interacted with.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22557828<|eol|><|sor|>> Interesting. I also have a programmers model.
What a coincidence! Two idiosyncratic people in the same Hacker News thread<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | fkbwddx | <|sols|><|sot|>I have come to view [coronavirus] kinda like functions and stateless services compared to living life which is is like classes and other state-y things. It can change classes, it can be mutated and overridden, but does not think or act on its self, it must be interacted with.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22557828<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>As I gazed into the void(); the void() gazed into me<|eoopr|><|sor|>But how do you gaze that which has no return type?<|eor|><|sor|>I have taken enough LSD to know that the universe is made of s-expressions thank you. Every other theory can sod off.<|eor|><|sor|>I follow the dogma of Church Encoding.
I enshrined Object Algebra.
I was catamorphized into tagless final.
You shall not pass!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | Huang_Yong | fkbm70b | <|sols|><|sot|>I have come to view [coronavirus] kinda like functions and stateless services compared to living life which is is like classes and other state-y things. It can change classes, it can be mutated and overridden, but does not think or act on its self, it must be interacted with.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22557828<|eol|><|sor|>My friend am haskel.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | Vaglame | fkdc5q0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have come to view [coronavirus] kinda like functions and stateless services compared to living life which is is like classes and other state-y things. It can change classes, it can be mutated and overridden, but does not think or act on its self, it must be interacted with.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22557828<|eol|><|sor|>Thus proves -- Haskell is a virus.<|eor|><|sor|>Can't have viruses if you don't have side effects. Haskal is covid-proof<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | anatolya | dle6d3 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | f4phdmc | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>...Because obviously you should write software only in Rust nowadays.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmingcirclejerk | g0liadkin | f4pzy5g | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>Some time ago, I started porting a game from JS to C. They were using a loader in the JS, so I implemented one in C. When came time to test I thought I had it all wrong: it wouldn't show anything. My beautiful progress indicator would refuse to show up. Damn. Truth is it did but I couldn't see it because loading was instant, whereas the JS version took 10 to 15 seconds to complete... So I ended up adding calls to usleep() after each data piece was loaded to simulate the slowness of JS in order to show my beautiful progress indicator!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmingcirclejerk | fecking_zhir | f4pk9zz | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>My first thought is usually "Damn webshits"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmingcirclejerk | suur-siil | f4poys3 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>\*downvotes\*
\*notices the sub\*
\*upvotes\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmingcirclejerk | tetroxid | f4pqhw9 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>If we force everyone to use C/C++ then we'll never see performance or memory issues.<|eor|><|sor|>> never see memory issues
> C/C++
Do you have a moment to talk about our moral lord and saviour, Rust?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | ArmoredPancake | f4pk882 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk? I would rather deal with npm than see cmake again.
/uj
Where's the jerk? I would rather deal with npm than see cmake again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | AsmCoder110 | f4q3p3a | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>If we force everyone to use C/C++ then we'll never see performance or memory issues.<|eor|><|sor|>> never see memory issues
> C/C++
Do you have a moment to talk about our moral lord and saviour, Rust?<|eor|><|sor|>Just free any memory you allocate, and don't write outside the buffers. It's not that hard.<|eor|><|sor|>Apparently, it is
Source: millions of security flaws caused by memory corruption<|eor|><|sor|>Apparently it isn't.
Source: Rust morality squad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zillux | f4prhyv | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>If we force everyone to use C/C++ then we'll never see performance or memory issues.<|eor|><|sor|>> never see memory issues
> C/C++
Do you have a moment to talk about our moral lord and saviour, Rust?<|eor|><|sor|>Just free any memory you allocate, and don't write outside the buffers. It's not that hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | ArmoredPancake | f4q11r8 | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>Some time ago, I started porting a game from JS to C. They were using a loader in the JS, so I implemented one in C. When came time to test I thought I had it all wrong: it wouldn't show anything. My beautiful progress indicator would refuse to show up. Damn. Truth is it did but I couldn't see it because loading was instant, whereas the JS version took 10 to 15 seconds to complete... So I ended up adding calls to usleep() after each data piece was loaded to simulate the slowness of JS in order to show my beautiful progress indicator!<|eor|><|sor|>Such performance!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | suur-siil | f4psxux | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk? I would rather deal with npm than see cmake again.
/uj
Where's the jerk? I would rather deal with npm than see cmake again.<|eor|><|sor|>you can use npm for building C++ projects.
Just set `scripts.build = "make"` in package.json<|eor|><|sor|>Im sorry you heathen, do you mean `cargo build`?<|eor|><|sor|>Of course, the makefile just contains
```
.PHONY: all
all:
cargo build
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zillux | f4q53dr | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>If we force everyone to use C/C++ then we'll never see performance or memory issues.<|eor|><|sor|>> never see memory issues
> C/C++
Do you have a moment to talk about our moral lord and saviour, Rust?<|eor|><|sor|>Just free any memory you allocate, and don't write outside the buffers. It's not that hard.<|eor|><|sor|>Apparently, it is
Source: millions of security flaws caused by memory corruption<|eor|><|sor|>Apparently it isn't.
Source: Rust morality squad.<|eor|><|sor|>Wrap your program in unsafe { } and use raw pointers for that close-to-the-metal feel.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | suur-siil | f4pp1wz | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk? I would rather deal with npm than see cmake again.
/uj
Where's the jerk? I would rather deal with npm than see cmake again.<|eor|><|sor|>you can use npm for building C++ projects.
Just set `scripts.build = "make"` in package.json<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | victor_sales | f4qkbmx | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>If we force everyone to use C/C++ then we'll never see performance or memory issues.<|eor|><|sor|>> never see memory issues
> C/C++
Do you have a moment to talk about our moral lord and saviour, Rust?<|eor|><|sor|>Just free any memory you allocate, and don't write outside the buffers. It's not that hard.<|eor|><|sor|>Who allocates memory in C++`${CURRENT_STANDARD}`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | f4qbjrv | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>> As for JS and it's place as a part of the GNOME stack, I think the GNOME project would have been better served by going the C#/Mono route.
M$ will save GNOME??
PREPOSTEROUS!!
The only thing that will save immoral GNOME is Rust!
/uj
It'd be kinda interesting to see some Unix DE written with .NET Core. Most in the sense of
1. If it works well (duh), and
2. If someone who isn't Microsoft wrote it.
Plus it'd be fun to have be called like "GNOME 4" or "GNOME#" to see if it would piss off the current and clearly webshit GNOME devs.
That or just create another DE to split the Linux/Unix community more and cause silly little arguments over something as meaningless as which DE people prefer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | g0liadkin | f4sq87y | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>Some time ago, I started porting a game from JS to C. They were using a loader in the JS, so I implemented one in C. When came time to test I thought I had it all wrong: it wouldn't show anything. My beautiful progress indicator would refuse to show up. Damn. Truth is it did but I couldn't see it because loading was instant, whereas the JS version took 10 to 15 seconds to complete... So I ended up adding calls to usleep() after each data piece was loaded to simulate the slowness of JS in order to show my beautiful progress indicator!<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I refuse to believe you would have few orders of magnitude difference between C and JS. What was the loader loading?
I had same stories rewriting UI applications exactly the other way, from C++ to JS and from C# to Java. And I always knew it was not about the language but the fact that previous developer was an idiot.
If rewriting from language X to language Y gave you something like 10x boost, you most likely would get the same result with just rewriting in language X again, but with less hassle.<|eor|><|sor|>Webshits wouldn't even understand that the world doesn't need loaders.
I've implemented everything without loaders, even loaders without loaders, things I load are so fast that saying they _load_ is an exaggeration.
If you use C then the concept of loading doesn't exist, everything is instantly available.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | ArmoredPancake | f4q30vg | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk? I would rather deal with npm than see cmake again.
/uj
Where's the jerk? I would rather deal with npm than see cmake again.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>What.<|eor|><|sor|>https://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/misspelling/then.png
[Taken from here](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling)<|eor|><|sor|>So...?<|eor|><|sor|>It is wrong to have node on the left hand side of than in this sentence. The use of then would have made it correct.<|eor|><|sor|>Aw sheit, that's some 10x jerking right here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | ooqq | f4r5ppx | <|sols|><|sot|>If you run into buggy, bloated, and slow javascript-based software and if your first thought is "This would be a ton better and faster if they wrote it in C/C++"... then you are a bigger fool and much more incompetent then they are.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/dl2uv0/_/f4mv8je<|eol|><|sor|>If we force everyone to use C/C++ then we'll never see performance or memory issues.<|eor|><|sor|>> never see memory issues
> C/C++
Do you have a moment to talk about our moral lord and saviour, Rust?<|eor|><|sor|>Just free any memory you allocate, and don't write outside the buffers. It's not that hard.<|eor|><|sor|>Apparently, it is
Source: millions of security flaws caused by memory corruption<|eor|><|sor|>Apparently it isn't.
Source: Rust morality squad.<|eor|><|sor|>Wrap your program in unsafe { } and use raw pointers for that close-to-the-metal feel.<|eor|><|sor|>unsafe {
main() {
//your code goes here
}
}
2020 Rust, what a time to be alive!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | Someguy2020 | dksved | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmingcirclejerk | spelunker | f4k1v9k | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|sor|>> The first advice is nice and simple: read my posts and watch my weekly videos.
Wait a second, I think this guy has an agenda.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmingcirclejerk | fecking_zhir | f4jv3bq | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|sor|>I only use the mouse<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | f4jtj6r | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Microsoft. Electron. Javascript. JSON configuration. Take your pick.
uj: VS Code is pretty good but JSON config files are annoying.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | f4jxgdl | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine still using Vim in `${CURRENT_YEAR}`.
Neovim or Kakoune, you cowards.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | ow_meer | f4k2q6j | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That will certainly impress recruiters!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | SDL_assert_paranoid | f4k22h3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|sor|>ed is the standard text editor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | victor_sales | f4k3xje | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|sor|>\> **And use Vim or Emacs**
Seriously, don't do this.
Just advise them to use Vim.<|eor|><|sor|>ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!
When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a "viitor". Not a "emacsitor". Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!! TEXT EDITOR.
When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their "edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard.
Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on. If you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | LightUmbra | f4kzvz2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|sor|>ed is the standard text editor<|eor|><|sor|>?
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\^D
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programmingcirclejerk | wedontgiveadamn_ | f4k9o3i | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine still using Vim in `${CURRENT_YEAR}`.
Neovim or Kakoune, you cowards.<|eor|><|sor|>Kakoune scares me because of the name and because you are then stuck in with an editor with less mature plugin ecosystem.<|eor|><|sor|>\>being a plugin babby<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | randomfloridaman | f4lbyug | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Now, I always thought it was spelled "uart", so you just saved me potential embarrassment right there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | f4k704m | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Microsoft. Electron. Javascript. JSON configuration. Take your pick.
uj: VS Code is pretty good but JSON config files are annoying.<|eor|><|sor|>JSON config files are so difficult for programmers to use. I'm confident that the reason they haven't provided a better way to configure it is because they don't have anybody that can decipher what they have.<|eor|><|sor|>Having to write a subset of Javascript to configure your editor is the worst sort of webshit-designed end-user punishment possible. A proper programmer-oriented configuration format should be saved in s-expressions, or maybe TOML or YAML for the non-programmer lusers.
uj: An on-the-fly <format>-to-JSON converter similar to emacs' [html-as-markdown mode (ham-mode)](https://github.com/Malabarba/ham-mode) would be cool. Keep the config files JSON on disk but edit them as something less dumb.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | zRedShift | f4kac5g | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|sor|>I write exclusively Go code, with my trusty Acme text editor, running on Plan 9 and using a monochrome monitor to avoid accidental syntax highlighting, just as the Commander intended.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | rafapaez | f4kxtqf | <|sols|><|sot|>Listen: do not use the mouse! And use Vim or Emacs. Professional programmers only use keyboards and this kind of editors. You'll impress your interviewers by combining these two tips.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.rafapaez.com/2019/10/how-to-prepare-technical-interviews.html<|eol|><|sor|>OMG. I didn't expect that xD. Here's the author of the blog post.
I just want to clarify: there is a bit of humour and irony in these points, although a bit of truth as well. You can notice it better if you watch my video (if you understand Spanish). It's hard for me to put all of these into some written English words so don't take it too seriously :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | tanqueraysolace | cfllwu | <|sols|><|sot|>Wonder if biology is going to experience the same transition from inheritance to composition that computer science went through those last two decades, and stop building trees of classes, but rather favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20485475<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmingcirclejerk | rustup_d | euayf9h | <|sols|><|sot|>Wonder if biology is going to experience the same transition from inheritance to composition that computer science went through those last two decades, and stop building trees of classes, but rather favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20485475<|eol|><|sor|>If only biologists were as smart as us Javascripters.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmingcirclejerk | KuntaStillSingle | eubc04l | <|sols|><|sot|>Wonder if biology is going to experience the same transition from inheritance to composition that computer science went through those last two decades, and stop building trees of classes, but rather favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20485475<|eol|><|sor|>>favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes
Here is our Platypus, or it's scientific name public animal Platypus : Fowl, IFly, ISwim, ISting, IEat, IBreathe, IGrow, ILayEggs, ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | categorical-girl | eub1ted | <|sols|><|sot|>Wonder if biology is going to experience the same transition from inheritance to composition that computer science went through those last two decades, and stop building trees of classes, but rather favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20485475<|eol|><|sor|>Bacteria already does this right<|eor|><|sor|>Bacteria confirmed webscale<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | eub1am6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wonder if biology is going to experience the same transition from inheritance to composition that computer science went through those last two decades, and stop building trees of classes, but rather favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20485475<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Boy, the amount of people I've met who say shit like this....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | schorsack | eub5a54 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wonder if biology is going to experience the same transition from inheritance to composition that computer science went through those last two decades, and stop building trees of classes, but rather favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20485475<|eol|><|sor|>If only biologists were as smart as us Javascripters.<|eor|><|sor|>Javascriptists<|eor|><|sor|>JavaScribes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | eubgf41 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wonder if biology is going to experience the same transition from inheritance to composition that computer science went through those last two decades, and stop building trees of classes, but rather favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20485475<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Nature inspired debugging: swarm of live spiders as a service (SoLSaaS)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | moarcoinz | euauhqr | <|sols|><|sot|>Wonder if biology is going to experience the same transition from inheritance to composition that computer science went through those last two decades, and stop building trees of classes, but rather favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20485475<|eol|><|sor|>Bacteria already does this right<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | procsyma | eubk5zp | <|sols|><|sot|>Wonder if biology is going to experience the same transition from inheritance to composition that computer science went through those last two decades, and stop building trees of classes, but rather favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20485475<|eol|><|sor|>>favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes
Here is our Platypus, or it's scientific name public animal Platypus : Fowl, IFly, ISwim, ISting, IEat, IBreathe, IGrow, ILayEggs, ...<|eor|><|sor|>Is a Platypus a burrito though?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | KuntaStillSingle | eubknau | <|sols|><|sot|>Wonder if biology is going to experience the same transition from inheritance to composition that computer science went through those last two decades, and stop building trees of classes, but rather favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20485475<|eol|><|sor|>>favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes
Here is our Platypus, or it's scientific name public animal Platypus : Fowl, IFly, ISwim, ISting, IEat, IBreathe, IGrow, ILayEggs, ...<|eor|><|sor|>Is a Platypus a burrito though?<|eor|><|sor|>No, but they both implement ICanBeFlungFromATrebuchet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | NotSoButFarOtherwise | eudglln | <|sols|><|sot|>Wonder if biology is going to experience the same transition from inheritance to composition that computer science went through those last two decades, and stop building trees of classes, but rather favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20485475<|eol|><|sor|>>favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes
Here is our Platypus, or it's scientific name public animal Platypus : Fowl, IFly, ISwim, ISting, IEat, IBreathe, IGrow, ILayEggs, ...<|eor|><|sor|>Hold it right there! I thought platypus was a mammal!<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, it's a known bug, but the abstract class `Mammal` requires `GiveLiveBrith` (sic), which is incompatible with `ILaysEggs` (same reason why `Shark` is a `Mammal`...) and someone at Facebook has an application that relies on the current behavior, and we keep hoping they'll donate some money so we don't want to piss them off with breaking changes. But we'll leave this open in case they ever change their mind...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | wubscale | eubayha | <|sols|><|sot|>Wonder if biology is going to experience the same transition from inheritance to composition that computer science went through those last two decades, and stop building trees of classes, but rather favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20485475<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>How else do you expect them to recruit crawlers At Scale?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | psaldorn | euba2p0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wonder if biology is going to experience the same transition from inheritance to composition that computer science went through those last two decades, and stop building trees of classes, but rather favor describing species by a composition of elementary attributes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20485475<|eol|><|sor|>If only biologists were as smart as us Javascripters.<|eor|><|sor|>Javascriptists<|eor|><|sor|>JavaScribes<|eor|><|sor|>Programmers NaN.0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | jtayloroconnor | b2lhbi | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmingcirclejerk | ztwizzle | eitgkq1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|sor|>>only a 4-8x developer
not hn material tbh <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmingcirclejerk | demoloition | eitfuhy | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|sor|>their attitude is literally what lead to huge apps that are absolute messes to deal with that when they leave or dies no one can maintain with ease.
> I would be best on the team if they just let me forgo the major part of working on a team<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmingcirclejerk | lol-no-monads | eitjmv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other PCJers. I am not saying that due to arrogance or some delusion. I just give better handjobs with gloves off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmingcirclejerk | etherealeminence | eius2gs | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|sor|>their attitude is literally what lead to huge apps that are absolute messes to deal with that when they leave or dies no one can maintain with ease.
> I would be best on the team if they just let me forgo the major part of working on a team<|eor|><|sor|>I *just* started reading "Clean Code" and this person's paragraph of stuff that 'slows down' development seems to be things that would cause a solid mess.
I've never worked in a business but things like sticking to standards and sticking to the framework must save much debugging time in the long run for sure? <|eor|><|sor|>Nice try, Waterfall-shilling Java developer! Your pathetic 0.1x brain can't even *imagine* being a rockstar ninja like me. My agile react.js workflow swimlane is exactly what's needed to blockchain big data cloud. Have fun writing your stupid unit tests!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | Ultimate600 | eitl3ph | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|sor|>This guy doesn't maintain code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | saulmessedupman | eiu17ct | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>If people would just leave me alone I could rack up the technical debt of 4 developers with a deadline shifted left four times over<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | eiut46e | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|sor|>their attitude is literally what lead to huge apps that are absolute messes to deal with that when they leave or dies no one can maintain with ease.
> I would be best on the team if they just let me forgo the major part of working on a team<|eor|><|sor|>I *just* started reading "Clean Code" and this person's paragraph of stuff that 'slows down' development seems to be things that would cause a solid mess.
I've never worked in a business but things like sticking to standards and sticking to the framework must save much debugging time in the long run for sure? <|eor|><|sor|>> just started reading "Clean Code"
toss that shit on the trash before you put your PCJ membership on jeopardy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | FascinatedBox | eiti5fp | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|sor|>This person seems like a Go dev that would ignore unit testing, documentation, explaining systems to coworkers, and really any metrics of code koalaty because MUH FAST DEVELOPMENT
but then a year later it's a pile of trash that's constantly on fire. You put out the fire on one spot but that only slides it over to three others.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | lru_skil | eitg6b7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|sor|>I could too. Well maybe 3-5 depending on the size of the human. Their bones take a while to masticate. Then I replace them with my clone spawn. And soon I will take over the world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | Aphix | eitop4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other PCJers. I am not saying that due to arrogance or some delusion. I just give better handjobs with gloves off.<|eor|><|sor|>lol unjerk jerk. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | troop357 | eiu60r6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|sor|>This guy doesn't maintain code.<|eor|><|sor|>> smallest possible delivery
He just rewrites everything when needed m8, easy (or it would be if he had no gloves)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | ninjaaron | eiv3ql1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|sor|>their attitude is literally what lead to huge apps that are absolute messes to deal with that when they leave or dies no one can maintain with ease.
> I would be best on the team if they just let me forgo the major part of working on a team<|eor|><|sor|>I *just* started reading "Clean Code" and this person's paragraph of stuff that 'slows down' development seems to be things that would cause a solid mess.
I've never worked in a business but things like sticking to standards and sticking to the framework must save much debugging time in the long run for sure? <|eor|><|sor|>Nice try, Waterfall-shilling Java developer! Your pathetic 0.1x brain can't even *imagine* being a rockstar ninja like me. My agile react.js workflow swimlane is exactly what's needed to blockchain big data cloud. Have fun writing your stupid unit tests!<|eor|><|sor|>>My agile react.js workflow swimlane is exactly what's needed to blockchain big data cloud.
Do you do consulting? This is exactly the kind of synergy my company is looking for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | hash_salts | eiuj2vz | <|sols|><|sot|>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19422775<|eol|><|sor|>>Honestly, if they really let me take the gloves off I could easily replace 4-8 other developers. If they just installed an Adderall vending machine and didn't make me break my flow for "code 'review'" and "documentation" I'd already have written a bot to do my job."
Huh... Yeah makes sense I guess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | l34kjhljkalarehglih | 6gk6qw | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmingcirclejerk | i9srpeg | dir0vo0 | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>He should rewrite his code in go. That way, he will be sure his code is simple, because he won't be able to use complex constructs such as generics, functors and versioned dependencies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmingcirclejerk | i_spot_ads | dirf00j | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>> OMG - been active in industry since 1999 and coding since 1983, and you are the most harmful kind of developer there is. What you think is "clever" is really called "expensive" and "hard to maintain" and "a source of bugs" and it has no place in a business environment. The first example is simple, easy to understand and it works while the second example is complex, hard to understand, and not provably correct. Please stop doing this kind of thing. It is NOT better, except maybe in some academic sense that doesn't apply to the real world.
Hahaha spot on<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jonno_FTW | dir3idn | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>lol functional js<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah what a twat, that would be one line in Haskell. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | ClickHereForBacardi | diqz40l | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>lol functional js<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | jocull | dir5ld0 | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>He should rewrite his code in go. That way, he will be sure his code is simple, because he won't be able to use complex constructs such as generics, functors and versioned dependencies.<|eor|><|sor|>Until you interface{} all the things because lol no generics<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | ArmoredPancake | dir10c5 | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>He should rewrite his code in go. That way, he will be sure his code is simple, because he won't be able to use complex constructs such as generics, functors and versioned dependencies.<|eor|><|sor|>I would rather see Go than this abomination.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | fosforsvenne | dirgxaa | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>> OMG - been active in industry since 1999 and coding since 1983, and you are the most harmful kind of developer there is. What you think is "clever" is really called "expensive" and "hard to maintain" and "a source of bugs" and it has no place in a business environment. The first example is simple, easy to understand and it works while the second example is complex, hard to understand, and not provably correct. Please stop doing this kind of thing. It is NOT better, except maybe in some academic sense that doesn't apply to the real world.
Hahaha spot on<|eor|><|sor|>>The first works while the second is not provably correct
Grade A eristic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | ninjaaron | dir5v2x | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>Why would someone use the new lamda syntax to write a regular function? Is there something I'm missing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | clearandpresent | dis9vjn | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|> export const parseBaz = (data) => (list) => {
data.forEach((baz) => {
list.add(customBazParser(baz));
})
return list;
}
There should be a JSLint rule where if you write a function that returns a function it kicks you in the taint.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | ninjaaron | dir7iia | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>Why would someone use the new lamda syntax to write a regular function? Is there something I'm missing?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I meant the top level functions. I understand using lambdas as arguments and in closures and crap. I may be a junior dev, but I'm not a barbarian.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | dirn735 | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>> I think your code looks excellent.
Best comment ever.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | senntenial | disk3ek | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>He should rewrite his code in go. That way, he will be sure his code is simple, because he won't be able to use complex constructs such as generics, functors and versioned dependencies.<|eor|><|sor|>Is a monad in Go called a gonad?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | senntenial | disftbu | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>> I think your code looks excellent.
Best comment ever.<|eor|><|sor|>I bet OP read that, pat himself on the back, and then ignored everything else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | siegfryd | dirbh0o | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>Why would someone use the new lamda syntax to write a regular function? Is there something I'm missing?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I meant the top level functions. I understand using lambdas as arguments and in closures and crap. I may be a junior dev, but I'm not a barbarian.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Our primary front-end guy says he prefers to only use one kind of syntax so just defines all functions that way instead. No idea if this is common for JS people.<|eor|><|sor|>It's also what the AirBnB style guide recommends because hoisting functions is "bad".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | ArmoredPancake | disqy0a | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|> export const parseBaz = (data) => (list) => {
data.forEach((baz) => {
list.add(customBazParser(baz));
})
return list;
}
There should be a JSLint rule where if you write a function that returns a function it kicks you in the taint.<|eor|><|sor|>But muh closssuuurezzz<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | abdulwilliamsofvivid | dis3xv6 | <|sols|><|sot|>In this moment, I am functional programmer. Not because I am too clever for Jr. devs. But because, I am mutating arguments while mapping Identity functor.<|eot|><|sol|>https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/350230/am-i-too-clever-to-be-readable-by-jr-devs-too-much-functional-programming-in<|eol|><|sor|>Why would someone use the new lamda syntax to write a regular function? Is there something I'm missing?<|eor|><|sor|>In this guy's case, I think it's because he is silently shouting "LOOK AT THE THINGS I KNOW" in his head at all times.<|eor|><|sor|>The target demographic of this sub.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | LewisMCYoutube | 11mow2n | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | jbj3i4i | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>The professor's name? Bjarne Stroustrup.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | jbjd354 | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>Where jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>academia is the biggest jerk of them all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmingcirclejerk | ben_bliksem | jbiw89v | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>Where jerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmingcirclejerk | Gearwatcher | jbjk9nk | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>It's usually the other way around.
The "Introduction to computer programming" class in the uni where I got my stripes said "teaches C++" in the syllabus notes, but was essentially C89 with `cout <<` instead of `printf` and two lectures at the end of the semester on OOP that introduced `class` and `new` keywords ans theat an equally basic level as the rest of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmingcirclejerk | fkhjvv | jbjhqap | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>The real jerk of this (ancient) thread is someone joking about `C == C++` evaluating to true, not realizing [it is undefined behavior](https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/comment/c09pywx)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | FreezerWave | jbjjb3c | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>Christ, I didn't know reddit even existed 13 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>Those were darker times (the borrow checker didn't exist).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | jbkyatf | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>Where jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>academia is the biggest jerk of them all<|eor|><|sor|>/r/pcj: nothing but hot takes<|eor|><|sor|>It is not a hot take, all of computer academia is currently irrelevant as Rust has perfected all disciplines from programming language design to computer architecture. Any funding beyond this point is wasteful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | SelfDistinction | jbiyvka | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>There's experts in dinosaur bones knocking on my door to ask me where you found this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zambito1 | jbk0wz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>Christ, I didn't know reddit even existed 13 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>Those were darker times (the borrow checker didn't exist).<|eor|><|sor|>You mean utopian times (reddit was written in lisp and was open source)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | Responsible-Code3380 | jbj4b5c | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>Christ, I didn't know reddit even existed 13 years ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | jbjdh05 | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>What encoding issue is causing all those "" in the original article?<|eor|><|sor|>mangled iso-8859-1 to utf-8 conversion most likely<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | snowmanonaraindeer | jblsmjy | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>The real jerk of this (ancient) thread is someone joking about `C == C++` evaluating to true, not realizing [it is undefined behavior](https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/comment/c09pywx)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>... what's the difference between "undefined" and "unspecified", the exact species of the nasal demons or something?<|eor|><|sor|>Dont quote me on this, but:
Undefined = the compiler may assume it is never given code that causes this behavior.
Unspecified = the compiler must not assume it is never given code that causes this behavior, but is allowed to decide what it does with it. Usually, unspecified behavior is documented by compilers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | v_maria | jbk3bje | <|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>man r/programming was so much higher quality back then damn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
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