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programmingcirclejerk
Laugarhraun
jbjc4fa
<|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>What encoding issue is causing all those "" in the original article?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
16
programmingcirclejerk
lednakashim
jbk6i36
<|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>The real jerk of this (ancient) thread is someone joking about `C == C++` evaluating to true, not realizing [it is undefined behavior](https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/comment/c09pywx)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>How rude of you to presume his language was C++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
16
programmingcirclejerk
duckbill_principate
jbko44v
<|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>Where jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>academia is the biggest jerk of them all<|eor|><|sor|>/r/pcj: nothing but hot takes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
11
programmingcirclejerk
enuma-elish
jbl0vxc
<|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>Christ, I didn't know reddit even existed 13 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>Those were darker times (the borrow checker didn't exist).<|eor|><|sor|>You mean utopian times (reddit was written in lisp and was open source)<|eor|><|sor|>Comments were the beginning of the end<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10
programmingcirclejerk
Scibbie_
jbk9cqf
<|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>Christ, I didn't know reddit even existed 13 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>U realize 2010 was 13 years ago? lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
programmingcirclejerk
magi093
jbletxz
<|sols|><|sot|>I sent him what I'd done and his reply was "what the fuck is this shit." Well I'd written several pages of C for his 6 assignments. Apparently he meant C++, which everyone, including his professor, called C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/c_and_c_are_not_the_same_language/<|eol|><|sor|>The real jerk of this (ancient) thread is someone joking about `C == C++` evaluating to true, not realizing [it is undefined behavior](https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8m1mo/comment/c09pywx)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>... what's the difference between "undefined" and "unspecified", the exact species of the nasal demons or something?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
programmingcirclejerk
nuclearbananana
116w04c
<|sols|><|sot|>I have a suspicion that outside of the 10 people writing lisp seriously... theres more characters of prose praising lisp being written than lisp being written<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34863017<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
154
programmingcirclejerk
CocktailPerson
j98u9wk
<|sols|><|sot|>I have a suspicion that outside of the 10 people writing lisp seriously... theres more characters of prose praising lisp being written than lisp being written<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34863017<|eol|><|sor|>Holy shit, what a goldmine >I write the real program in lisp in two weeks then translate it to a brain dead language over a few months so the average developer contribute to the code base. It's rather impossible to get people used to algol descendants to think about complex programs. It's rather like explaining color to the bilnd. And elsewhere: >Lisp is so much better than pretty much every other programming language (except maybe APL) that it truly is bizarre and therefore interesting that it doesn't get wider adoption. (I don't even use it, despite having such a near-worshipful attitude towards it.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
103
programmingcirclejerk
magpieburger
j991nj5
<|sols|><|sot|>I have a suspicion that outside of the 10 people writing lisp seriously... theres more characters of prose praising lisp being written than lisp being written<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34863017<|eol|><|sor|>Holy shit, what a goldmine >I write the real program in lisp in two weeks then translate it to a brain dead language over a few months so the average developer contribute to the code base. It's rather impossible to get people used to algol descendants to think about complex programs. It's rather like explaining color to the bilnd. And elsewhere: >Lisp is so much better than pretty much every other programming language (except maybe APL) that it truly is bizarre and therefore interesting that it doesn't get wider adoption. (I don't even use it, despite having such a near-worshipful attitude towards it.)<|eor|><|sor|>\> tfw management insists mere mortals be allowed to touch my code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
70
programmingcirclejerk
PthariensFlame
j998nvn
<|sols|><|sot|>I have a suspicion that outside of the 10 people writing lisp seriously... theres more characters of prose praising lisp being written than lisp being written<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34863017<|eol|><|sor|>> It's rather like explaining color to the bilnd. This needs to be a flair.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
56
programmingcirclejerk
illustrious_trees
j99zf5l
<|sols|><|sot|>I have a suspicion that outside of the 10 people writing lisp seriously... theres more characters of prose praising lisp being written than lisp being written<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34863017<|eol|><|sor|>Holy shit, what a goldmine >I write the real program in lisp in two weeks then translate it to a brain dead language over a few months so the average developer contribute to the code base. It's rather impossible to get people used to algol descendants to think about complex programs. It's rather like explaining color to the bilnd. And elsewhere: >Lisp is so much better than pretty much every other programming language (except maybe APL) that it truly is bizarre and therefore interesting that it doesn't get wider adoption. (I don't even use it, despite having such a near-worshipful attitude towards it.)<|eor|><|sor|>> Lisp is a research language that lucked into great syntax by accident. I use it all the time to help me think through a problem and then implement it in something brain dead like rust so the average programmer can follow along. > From the outside my code bases look 0% lisp, from the inside they are 100% lisp with build artifacts in other languages. Missed the real jerk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46
programmingcirclejerk
nuclearbananana
j98xggi
<|sols|><|sot|>I have a suspicion that outside of the 10 people writing lisp seriously... theres more characters of prose praising lisp being written than lisp being written<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34863017<|eol|><|soopr|>> I think Lisp has a sort of cachet to it, "lost secret of the ancients scorned by foolish mortals," that draws a lot of people to talk about it endlessly and speculate about how important it is instead of just... using it.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
45
programmingcirclejerk
ItsAllAboutTheL1Bro
j997hl7
<|sols|><|sot|>I have a suspicion that outside of the 10 people writing lisp seriously... theres more characters of prose praising lisp being written than lisp being written<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34863017<|eol|><|sor|>Holy shit, what a goldmine >I write the real program in lisp in two weeks then translate it to a brain dead language over a few months so the average developer contribute to the code base. It's rather impossible to get people used to algol descendants to think about complex programs. It's rather like explaining color to the bilnd. And elsewhere: >Lisp is so much better than pretty much every other programming language (except maybe APL) that it truly is bizarre and therefore interesting that it doesn't get wider adoption. (I don't even use it, despite having such a near-worshipful attitude towards it.)<|eor|><|sor|> Lisp meme is about 10xing by virtue of peak Dudeism, not being "intelligent"...because Lisp itself is dumb, and that's a good thing. Just sit back in your recliner and a roll a J while Lisp does the work for you, man. >It's rather impossible to get people used to algol descendants to think about complex programs. It's rather like explaining color to the bilnd. \>uses rather consecutively in sentences \>tfw too intelligent This fucking guy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
loopsdeer
j99fr9z
<|sols|><|sot|>I have a suspicion that outside of the 10 people writing lisp seriously... theres more characters of prose praising lisp being written than lisp being written<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34863017<|eol|><|sor|>All I see is `'(blonde brunette redhead)`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
anon25783
j99h5ly
<|sols|><|sot|>I have a suspicion that outside of the 10 people writing lisp seriously... theres more characters of prose praising lisp being written than lisp being written<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34863017<|eol|><|sor|>I know how we can fix this! Webassembly uses Lisp syntax. We have to start writing eveything in Rust and compiling it to Webassembly! It's the only way to save Lisp!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
17
programmingcirclejerk
affectation_man
j9av7e9
<|sols|><|sot|>I have a suspicion that outside of the 10 people writing lisp seriously... theres more characters of prose praising lisp being written than lisp being written<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34863017<|eol|><|sor|>Disrupt all Lisp discussions by introducing the question of whether Clojure is ""A Lisp""<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
12
programmingcirclejerk
SickMoonDoe
j99a0lo
<|sols|><|sot|>I have a suspicion that outside of the 10 people writing lisp seriously... theres more characters of prose praising lisp being written than lisp being written<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34863017<|eol|><|sor|>Your alms. Lay them down to this most righteous of men. Lay them at his feet and beg forgiveness for your ignorances.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10
programmingcirclejerk
NiceTerm
v2zfcx
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
154
programmingcirclejerk
DietOk3559
iavcnjn
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>> 69 min read Only a Rustacean could compose such a thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
________null________
iavdwdq
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|> My jerk was finished at: > Types? Never heard of them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
97
programmingcirclejerk
pareidolist
iavw8a3
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>When it *clearly* works in ECMAScript for example: /uj >Can I see the types of Rust values too? >Kinda! You can do this: Rust code >fn main() { dbg!(type_name_of(2)); dbg!(type_name_of(268.2111)); } >fn type_name_of<T>(_: T) -> &'static str { std::any::type_name::<T>() } >Shell session >$ cargo run --quiet [src/main.rs:2] type_name_of(2) = "i32" [src/main.rs:3] type_name_of(268.2111) = "f64" So you're telling me it doesn't print the type signature of everything in the repl by default? How is this the second coming of Christ then? SML has it ffs<|eor|><|sor|>It's not a fair comparison. Rust is a compiled language. Christ was interpreted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
SickMoonDoe
iavnb67
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>Did this dangus literally spend their entire weekend making a cutesy blog post about integer overflow? Related question: are the flocks of front end developers with aspirations of rewriting the universe in Rust learning about word sizes for the first time? Like does this post have a real group of readers that didn't already know this? Is there anything I can do to convince these people to go back to writing Electron apps? I feel like we have a civic responsibility to stop this before it gets any more dangerous.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Vaglame
iavjoyf
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>[manufactured] but > At any rate, I now find myself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife, and a lot of compile errors. > Jesus that's a lot of compile errors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
53
programmingcirclejerk
VariationDistinct330
iavfxlc
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>When it *clearly* works in ECMAScript for example: /uj >Can I see the types of Rust values too? >Kinda! You can do this: Rust code >fn main() { dbg!(type_name_of(2)); dbg!(type_name_of(268.2111)); } >fn type_name_of<T>(_: T) -> &'static str { std::any::type_name::<T>() } >Shell session >$ cargo run --quiet [src/main.rs:2] type_name_of(2) = "i32" [src/main.rs:3] type_name_of(268.2111) = "f64" So you're telling me it doesn't print the type signature of everything in the repl by default? How is this the second coming of Christ then? SML has it ffs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
pareidolist
iavp21u
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>Did this dangus literally spend their entire weekend making a cutesy blog post about integer overflow? Related question: are the flocks of front end developers with aspirations of rewriting the universe in Rust learning about word sizes for the first time? Like does this post have a real group of readers that didn't already know this? Is there anything I can do to convince these people to go back to writing Electron apps? I feel like we have a civic responsibility to stop this before it gets any more dangerous.<|eor|><|sor|>We all whined about Electron's mass adoption. We didn't realize it was the only thing holding back the tide<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
NiceTerm
iavklzd
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>[manufactured] but > At any rate, I now find myself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife, and a lot of compile errors. > Jesus that's a lot of compile errors.<|eor|><|soopr|>And you might find yourself . with a lot of compiler errors And you may ask yourself how did I get here?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
fasterthanlime
iaw5q6z
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>Did this dangus literally spend their entire weekend making a cutesy blog post about integer overflow? Related question: are the flocks of front end developers with aspirations of rewriting the universe in Rust learning about word sizes for the first time? Like does this post have a real group of readers that didn't already know this? Is there anything I can do to convince these people to go back to writing Electron apps? I feel like we have a civic responsibility to stop this before it gets any more dangerous.<|eor|><|sor|>> Did this dangus literally spend their entire weekend making a cutesy blog post about integer overflow? Not quite, there's a lot of other material in there. I'm afraid that one is a bit longer than your average jerking material you're gonna need to work on stamina or break it up into multiple sessions. Godspeed!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
the_iansanity
iavvj1u
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|> My jerk was finished at: > Types? Never heard of them.<|eor|><|sor|>But it works in JavaScript!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35
programmingcirclejerk
git_commit_-m_sudoku
iaw4pd1
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>Did this dangus literally spend their entire weekend making a cutesy blog post about integer overflow? Related question: are the flocks of front end developers with aspirations of rewriting the universe in Rust learning about word sizes for the first time? Like does this post have a real group of readers that didn't already know this? Is there anything I can do to convince these people to go back to writing Electron apps? I feel like we have a civic responsibility to stop this before it gets any more dangerous.<|eor|><|sor|>> Related question: are the flocks of front end developers with aspirations of rewriting the universe in Rust learning about word sizes for the first time? Like does this post have a real group of readers that didn't already know this? let unjerk = post.into::<Unjerk>(); I would not be that surprised. When all you do is webshit, you can probably coast along pretty far without that knowledge. But if at some point you need to do WebAssembly, that knowledge catches up to you. And for some reason, crab language is quite popular in that space. Better late than never, I suppose? mem::forget(unjerk); Wasm is a gateway drug to morality<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
LisperwithaLightbulb
iawry26
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|> My jerk was finished at: > Types? Never heard of them.<|eor|><|sor|>But it works in JavaScript!<|eor|><|sor|>Javascript ECMAScript <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
fasterthanlime
iaxb1zf
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|> My jerk was finished at: > Types? Never heard of them.<|eor|><|sor|>But it works in JavaScript!<|eor|><|sor|>Javascript ECMAScript <|eor|><|sor|>/uj using "ECMAScript" instead of "JavaScript" was a /r/pcj special and y'all ate it up <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
RedbloodJarvey
iawu99c
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>i maintain that your first language needs to be some overengineered strictly-typed PoS like Java with the number of people continuously going O: at data types getting decimated, we could finally get back to talking about what's important again - spaces vs tabs (it's spaces btw)<|eor|><|sor|>Welcome to programing 101! Here is the literately the simplest program you can write: public class MyFirstJavaProgram { public static void main(String []args) { System.out.println("Hello World"); } } For the first week we'll talk about `public`. Then we'll go over classes. Then `static`, then the `String` class, then passing arguments, then what the `System` is. If everything goes according to plan you should be able to write this same program by the end of the semester!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
AlexdDark
iawnqrz
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>i maintain that your first language needs to be some overengineered strictly-typed PoS like Java with the number of people continuously going O: at data types getting decimated, we could finally get back to talking about what's important again - spaces vs tabs (it's spaces btw)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
jonbridge
iaw5wza
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>i think this article needs a clearer introduction. something that tells you what you're about to read before jumping into code. but it's clear that the writer put a lot of work into this. personally i'm not the biggest fan of that kind of prose style, but it's clear they're working hard to be engaging. the page design is beautiful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
LisperwithaLightbulb
iaxq713
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|> My jerk was finished at: > Types? Never heard of them.<|eor|><|sor|>But it works in JavaScript!<|eor|><|sor|>Javascript ECMAScript <|eor|><|sor|>/uj using "ECMAScript" instead of "JavaScript" was a /r/pcj special and y'all ate it up <|eor|><|sor|>/uj thats what I would say too /rj thats what I would say too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
CAPSLOCK_USERNAME
iaxt8dn
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>When it *clearly* works in ECMAScript for example: /uj >Can I see the types of Rust values too? >Kinda! You can do this: Rust code >fn main() { dbg!(type_name_of(2)); dbg!(type_name_of(268.2111)); } >fn type_name_of<T>(_: T) -> &'static str { std::any::type_name::<T>() } >Shell session >$ cargo run --quiet [src/main.rs:2] type_name_of(2) = "i32" [src/main.rs:3] type_name_of(268.2111) = "f64" So you're telling me it doesn't print the type signature of everything in the repl by default? How is this the second coming of Christ then? SML has it ffs<|eor|><|sor|>/uj This article is obviously not actually arguing against rust though, it's just a cs101 "what are type systems" tutorial for people who have only ever touched js. The js vs rust goofus and gallant thing is just a narrative framing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
maybeJenniferLopez
iaxfir3
<|sols|><|sot|>It happened when I least expected it. Someone, somewhere (above me, presumably) made a decision. "From now on", they declared, "all our new stuff must be written in Rust".<|eot|><|sol|>https://fasterthanli.me/articles/the-curse-of-strong-typing<|eol|><|sor|>i maintain that your first language needs to be some overengineered strictly-typed PoS like Java with the number of people continuously going O: at data types getting decimated, we could finally get back to talking about what's important again - spaces vs tabs (it's spaces btw)<|eor|><|sor|>> its spaces btw Oh yeah? Why dont you take a step back and literally fuck your own face? When the revolution happens, its wrong opinions like that, that will rightfully get you shot. People like you make me sick, imagine a child read this dreck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
11
programmingcirclejerk
oilaba
rzu7t7
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
152
programmingcirclejerk
jamfour
hrxfmff
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Go is also a less ambitious language. This is true. Go is only for writing specific programs (turing incomplete). Rust is for any generic program (turing complete). Though I hear that Go is getting the ability to write generic programs soon, and then there will be no reason for Rust anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
98
programmingcirclejerk
TristarHeater
hrxf3dc
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there so much Rust vs Go comparisons? They're two very different languages with different goals. If you need speed, use Rust. If you don't, Golang will be easier and faster to write what you need.<|eor|><|sor|>if you need * fearless concurrency * move semantics * trait-based generics * guaranteed memory safety use rust, if you're scared of * generics golang is for you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
78
programmingcirclejerk
scatters
hrxhiln
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Go is also a less ambitious language. This is true. Go is only for writing specific programs (turing incomplete). Rust is for any generic program (turing complete). Though I hear that Go is getting the ability to write generic programs soon, and then there will be no reason for Rust anymore.<|eor|><|sor|>> Though I hear that Go is getting the ability to write generic programs soon Oh no :( Our programmers aren't researchers; they're typically, fairly young, fresh out of school, aren't capable of understanding a brilliant language with radical features like touring completeness? Is it time to switch to Python 3?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
70
programmingcirclejerk
oilaba
hrxb3wy
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language for [young and fresh out of school people](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16143918) that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with a cripled down type system and some valuable `if err != nil`s, with a really smart team including our saviour Rob Pike, and a top-notch implementation that is [still trying to use registers properly while passing function arguments](https://tip.golang.org/doc/go1.18#runtime).<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
67
programmingcirclejerk
jamfour
hrxg2uv
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there so much Rust vs Go comparisons? They're two very different languages with different goals. If you need speed, use Rust. If you don't, Golang will be easier and faster to write what you need.<|eor|><|sor|>Why actually program when one can just go online and debate tooling? Because it's great to hear that the programming you would be doing (but aren't) is the best programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
49
programmingcirclejerk
CarolineLovesArt
hrxpgxo
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language for [young and fresh out of school people](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16143918) that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with a cripled down type system and some valuable `if err != nil`s, with a really smart team including our saviour Rob Pike, and a top-notch implementation that is [still trying to use registers properly while passing function arguments](https://tip.golang.org/doc/go1.18#runtime).<|eoopr|><|sor|>Generics were introduced so recently to the language and now they want to use registers for argument passing? I'm afraid go is losing touch with its careful deliberation of features to include.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46
programmingcirclejerk
F54280
hrxiwej
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there so much Rust vs Go comparisons? They're two very different languages with different goals. If you need speed, use Rust. If you don't, Golang will be easier and faster to write what you need.<|eor|><|sor|>> Why is there so much Rust vs Go comparisons? *"Gulag Snort"* is an anagram of *"Golang Rust"* Coincidence? I think not.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39
programmingcirclejerk
MuslinBagger
hrxqz0s
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there so much Rust vs Go comparisons? They're two very different languages with different goals. If you need speed, use Rust. If you don't, Golang will be easier and faster to write what you need.<|eor|><|sor|>if you need * fearless concurrency * move semantics * trait-based generics * guaranteed memory safety use rust, if you're scared of * generics golang is for you<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot to mention morality.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
28
programmingcirclejerk
jamfour
hryulw4
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> top-notch /uj Never forget that GCC had C++11's monotonic clock (`steady_clock`) in GCC 4.8.1, in 2013. In 2015 and 2016, Go users were asking why Go didn't have a standard way to get monotonic time: https://github.com/golang/go/issues/16658 https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/chrono/steady_clock https://gcc.gnu.org/projects/cxx-status.html#cxx11 https://gcc.gnu.org/releases.html<|eor|><|sor|>Google doesnt need such silliness, instead they implement simpler solutions like GPS hardware clocks in servers, changing how NTP does time smoothing, and campaigning against international leap seconds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
24
programmingcirclejerk
oooeeeoooee
hry0s51
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>go users will write a 1k line microservice and then never stfu about how simple and elegantit is<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
23
programmingcirclejerk
NonDairyYandere
hry531s
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> top-notch /uj Never forget that GCC had C++11's monotonic clock (`steady_clock`) in GCC 4.8.1, in 2013. In 2015 and 2016, Go users were asking why Go didn't have a standard way to get monotonic time: https://github.com/golang/go/issues/16658 https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/chrono/steady_clock https://gcc.gnu.org/projects/cxx-status.html#cxx11 https://gcc.gnu.org/releases.html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
20
programmingcirclejerk
OmnipotentEntity
hrywcg9
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Go is also a less ambitious language. This is true. Go is only for writing specific programs (turing incomplete). Rust is for any generic program (turing complete). Though I hear that Go is getting the ability to write generic programs soon, and then there will be no reason for Rust anymore.<|eor|><|sor|>> Though I hear that Go is getting the ability to write generic programs soon Oh no :( Our programmers aren't researchers; they're typically, fairly young, fresh out of school, aren't capable of understanding a brilliant language with radical features like touring completeness? Is it time to switch to Python 3?<|eor|><|sor|>You just need to invent another language when that happens, you can call it "Go Back."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
19
programmingcirclejerk
tomwhoiscontrary
hryko3a
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there so much Rust vs Go comparisons? They're two very different languages with different goals. If you need speed, use Rust. If you don't, Golang will be easier and faster to write what you need.<|eor|><|sor|>i believe it's because of similarities of users, not the languages themselves. they released around the same time and have similar runtime characteristics.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think the users are that similar either. Very few Go programmers wear kneesocks, for example. The key reason is that, as you say, they came out around the same time, and also that both *were advertised as* systems language. Go absolutely isn't a systems language, in the sense that C++ and Rust are, but it took a while for people to notice that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
19
programmingcirclejerk
PerfectionismTech
hrzsl80
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Go hit 1.0 a decade ago and it's had basically no breaking changes Go has no breaking changes, [only fixing changes.](https://github.com/golang/go/issues/12914#issuecomment-275153445)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
18
programmingcirclejerk
posting_drunk_naked
hrxd88u
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there so much Rust vs Go comparisons? They're two very different languages with different goals. If you need speed, use Rust. If you don't, Golang will be easier and faster to write what you need.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
18
programmingcirclejerk
hiptobecubic
hryd1jm
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language for [young and fresh out of school people](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16143918) that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with a cripled down type system and some valuable `if err != nil`s, with a really smart team including our saviour Rob Pike, and a top-notch implementation that is [still trying to use registers properly while passing function arguments](https://tip.golang.org/doc/go1.18#runtime).<|eoopr|><|sor|>I don't know the implementation details that led to this, but I think it's funny that the solution "sometimes it produces bad data" is to add a little "?" next to the bad data so you know it's crap. Is it that hard to not produce bad data? What's going on there?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
18
programmingcirclejerk
CarolineLovesArt
hrxpvyx
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there so much Rust vs Go comparisons? They're two very different languages with different goals. If you need speed, use Rust. If you don't, Golang will be easier and faster to write what you need.<|eor|><|sor|>If you need speed, visit your dealer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
17
programmingcirclejerk
NonDairyYandere
hrzr1c9
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> top-notch /uj Never forget that GCC had C++11's monotonic clock (`steady_clock`) in GCC 4.8.1, in 2013. In 2015 and 2016, Go users were asking why Go didn't have a standard way to get monotonic time: https://github.com/golang/go/issues/16658 https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/chrono/steady_clock https://gcc.gnu.org/projects/cxx-status.html#cxx11 https://gcc.gnu.org/releases.html<|eor|><|sor|>Google doesnt need such silliness, instead they implement simpler solutions like GPS hardware clocks in servers, changing how NTP does time smoothing, and campaigning against international leap seconds.<|eor|><|sor|>> campaigning against international leap seconds. /hj Well, a buggy clock is right twice a day, fuck UTC and return to TAI + fixed offset. /uj Imagine working for Google, in one building a server engineer is building a database distributed across 1 million nodes and trying to sync them down to the millisecond On the other side of campus, the language team is using fucking pendulums to run their official benchmarks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
16
programmingcirclejerk
PL_Design
hrxkjxu
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Why is there so much Rust vs Go comparisons? They're two very different languages with different goals. If you need speed, use Rust. If you don't, Golang will be easier and faster to write what you need.<|eor|><|sor|>\>rust \>speed i see rust has joined c and c++ in their favorite pastime: huffing farts and gaming benchmarks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
oilaba
hrygv1m
<|sols|><|sot|>"Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with some valuable hindsight, a really smart team, and a top-notch implementation."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/rzcto2/comment/hrukj8r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>Go is basically smart people sitting down and deciding to create a language for [young and fresh out of school people](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16143918) that's basically like a lot of other languages out there today, but with a cripled down type system and some valuable `if err != nil`s, with a really smart team including our saviour Rob Pike, and a top-notch implementation that is [still trying to use registers properly while passing function arguments](https://tip.golang.org/doc/go1.18#runtime).<|eoopr|><|sor|>I don't know the implementation details that led to this, but I think it's funny that the solution "sometimes it produces bad data" is to add a little "?" next to the bad data so you know it's crap. Is it that hard to not produce bad data? What's going on there?<|eor|><|soopr|>>I don't know the implementation details that led to this, but I think it's funny that the solution "sometimes it produces bad data" is to add a little "?" next to the bad data so you know it's crap. You can't comprehend the vast intelligence that hides behind this solution, can you? If you add a question mark after every printed value then no one can complain about the wrongly displayed data anymore, after all it is either a valid data or rubbish (hence we print "?"). Problem solved the Golang way Now you might be wondering about what will happen to the trash that is being displayed, but we already have a garbage collector for that.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
14
programmingcirclejerk
etaionshrd
rsm6q5
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
152
programmingcirclejerk
zygohistomoronism
hqndru9
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>Praise GHC for giving me the time to come here and mock webshits.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
92
programmingcirclejerk
Zyklonistah
hqnp17z
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>I also like having hot wax dripped on my genitals whilst being smacked on the head with a copy of TAOCP Vol 2.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
71
programmingcirclejerk
closer_now
hqnp8yv
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>Billable Hours<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
64
programmingcirclejerk
RefrigeratorCute5952
hqnps5e
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>i purposefully add extra boilerplate to bog down my compile times, it allows me to reflect on why i became a programmer in the first place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
51
programmingcirclejerk
Theon
hqo3zcy
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>i purposefully add extra boilerplate to bog down my compile times, it allows me to reflect on why i became a programmer in the first place.<|eor|><|sor|>Haters will call it a "meme" but this is why generics are a must-have feature.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33
programmingcirclejerk
oooeeeoooee
hqnssdd
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>the type of person to unironically suggest writing your own authentication<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
RustEvangelist10xer
hqo90mx
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>I also like having hot wax dripped on my genitals whilst being smacked on the head with a copy of TAOCP Vol 2.<|eor|><|sor|>Same for me except change that to the holy text, TRPL. (I'm boycotting Knuth because I still didn't get my reward checks from him)<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't know what book you were talking about, then I saw your username<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sad to hear that you didn't recognize *The Bible*, but better late than never, I guess. So, let me commemorate the occasion with some holy text. Here in my terminal, just installed this new crate here. Its fun to browse crates dot io. But you know what I like more than crates? Rewriting software in Rust. In fact, Im a lot more proud of these seven new projects on my GitHub that I had to rewrite in Rust to make them safe. Its like the famous Rustacean says, the more you write Rust, the more you Rewrite in Rust. Now maybe youve seen our GNU coreutils clone on GitHub where we reimplement all the basic commands. You know, we rewrote coreutils not to show off, its again about the safety. In fact, the real reason we keep this project around is that its a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasnt that long ago that Rust was little more than a toy some bored code monkey at Mozilla threw together. It didnt have any reputation, it had no SO Survey declaring it as The Most Loved Language. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Rustacean. And another Rustacean. And a few more Rustaceans. I found five Rustaceans. And they showed me what they did to become Rustaceans. Again, its not just about jobs, its about the good programming; ergonomics, safety, zero cost abstractions and efficiency. Now, this isnt a get rich quick scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true, they are too good to be true. Im not promising you that tomorrow youre gonna be able to go out and find a Rust job. But what I am telling you is that it will be the safest and most lovely language you've ever used. I promise you that instead of dreading your job, it will become your favorite activity and you'll pull 100 hour weeks. People bash Rust all the time. Dont listen, dont listen. Invest in yourself. Always be curious. Dont be a cynic. Okay, people see essays like this and they say Ah thats not real thats for somebody else. Be an optimist. Like, Linus Torvalds, the man who discovered Linux, he said that he was only eight years old when he used Unix and C, and that changed his life. OS-es and languages can change your life. So, Rewrite it in Rust Today, before it's too late.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
RustEvangelist10xer
hqns96y
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>I also like having hot wax dripped on my genitals whilst being smacked on the head with a copy of TAOCP Vol 2.<|eor|><|sor|>Same for me except change that to the holy text, TRPL. (I'm boycotting Knuth because I still didn't get my reward checks from him)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
30
programmingcirclejerk
life-is-a-loop
hqo829o
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>I also like having hot wax dripped on my genitals whilst being smacked on the head with a copy of TAOCP Vol 2.<|eor|><|sor|>Same for me except change that to the holy text, TRPL. (I'm boycotting Knuth because I still didn't get my reward checks from him)<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't know what book you were talking about, then I saw your username<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
21
programmingcirclejerk
Kodiologist
hqosufa
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>Contrary to most, I actually like the segfaults. I also like programming in C without a memory debugger. It really makes me think about what it is I'm doing. I do not have the luxury of typing something down, compiling it, running it, and getting a useful error message that shows where my mistake is in the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
20
programmingcirclejerk
roguas
hqobk01
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe" - Carl Sagan, original GHC contributor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
Ineffective-Cellist8
hqnq2n4
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>I like taking long shits. I wonder if a bladder infection will help prolong them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
14
programmingcirclejerk
Gearwatcher
hqnju7p
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>> Loooong, loooong maaan<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
11
programmingcirclejerk
corona-info
hqosael
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>i purposefully add extra boilerplate to bog down my compile times, it allows me to reflect on why i became a programmer in the first place.<|eor|><|sor|>I add TemplateHaskell and inter-module dependencies in order to give myself more time to post on Hacker News.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10
programmingcirclejerk
Theon
hqo412p
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>Each time I run emerge I coom<|eor|><|sor|>Which one of us hasn't run `emerge` (or `pacman -Syu` for the plebs) just for the nice warm feeling it evokes?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
degaart
hqpxb7t
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>I also like having hot wax dripped on my genitals whilst being smacked on the head with a copy of TAOCP Vol 2.<|eor|><|sor|>Same for me except change that to the holy text, TRPL. (I'm boycotting Knuth because I still didn't get my reward checks from him)<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't know what book you were talking about, then I saw your username<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sad to hear that you didn't recognize *The Bible*, but better late than never, I guess. So, let me commemorate the occasion with some holy text. Here in my terminal, just installed this new crate here. Its fun to browse crates dot io. But you know what I like more than crates? Rewriting software in Rust. In fact, Im a lot more proud of these seven new projects on my GitHub that I had to rewrite in Rust to make them safe. Its like the famous Rustacean says, the more you write Rust, the more you Rewrite in Rust. Now maybe youve seen our GNU coreutils clone on GitHub where we reimplement all the basic commands. You know, we rewrote coreutils not to show off, its again about the safety. In fact, the real reason we keep this project around is that its a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasnt that long ago that Rust was little more than a toy some bored code monkey at Mozilla threw together. It didnt have any reputation, it had no SO Survey declaring it as The Most Loved Language. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Rustacean. And another Rustacean. And a few more Rustaceans. I found five Rustaceans. And they showed me what they did to become Rustaceans. Again, its not just about jobs, its about the good programming; ergonomics, safety, zero cost abstractions and efficiency. Now, this isnt a get rich quick scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true, they are too good to be true. Im not promising you that tomorrow youre gonna be able to go out and find a Rust job. But what I am telling you is that it will be the safest and most lovely language you've ever used. I promise you that instead of dreading your job, it will become your favorite activity and you'll pull 100 hour weeks. People bash Rust all the time. Dont listen, dont listen. Invest in yourself. Always be curious. Dont be a cynic. Okay, people see essays like this and they say Ah thats not real thats for somebody else. Be an optimist. Like, Linus Torvalds, the man who discovered Linux, he said that he was only eight years old when he used Unix and C, and that changed his life. OS-es and languages can change your life. So, Rewrite it in Rust Today, before it's too late.<|eor|><|sor|>You brought tears to my eyes. Amen, my brother. Amen<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
OpsikionThemed
hqop05x
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>Billable Hours<|eor|><|sor|>I do most of my reddit browsing during overlong compile times!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ProfessorSexyTime
hqp1gsz
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>It's nice because then I have time to go shit and jerk off at work (yes at the same time, I'm still efficient).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
dilogical_cyclolith
hr1hua3
<|sols|><|sot|>Contrary to most, I actually like the long compile times.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29744955<|eol|><|sor|>I purposely write inefficient code because I enjoy making the computer work hard to achieve it's task<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
exploooooosions
rqg0on
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
NonDairyYandere
hqaepat
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>> At last, i dicided to learn python crawler. Thinking quickly, Dave builds a web crawler out of a squirrel, some duct tape, and a web crawler<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
EmCeeStanky
hqam0j7
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>Programming language isn't even mentioned until the 3rd paragraph, how can I jerk to this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
speedster217
hqan5p2
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>What, you all don't have custom `localhost` websites that you use to browse your porn collections? Jeez, mine even pulls the saved links out of my nsfw reddit user account. Amateurs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
martinmine
hqavpfz
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>> At last, i dicided to learn python crawler. Thinking quickly, Dave builds a web crawler out of a squirrel, some duct tape, and a web crawler<|eor|><|sor|>> python crawler Unless there is a Rust crate package named "python crawler" which is _actually_ in Rust, I really don't care. NRDC.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
GOKOP
hqaoo14
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>literal programming jerk (just not circle)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
RaisedByError
hqbq5w2
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Ive been waiting for this crosspost all day.<|eor|><|sor|>Why wait instead of doing it yourself?<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes the anticipation is better than the act itself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Kodiologist
hqbc6w7
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>> When designing an interface, imagine that your program is all that stands between the user and hot, sweaty, tangled-bedsheets-fingertips-digging-into-the-back sex. N.B. This is not unconditionally good advice. I would advise a different philosophy for e.g. an interface for sending missile alerts to every person in Hawaii.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
McGlockenshire
hqbgkda
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>Programming language isn't even mentioned until the 3rd paragraph, how can I jerk to this<|eor|><|sor|>Well, first you have to build a crawler to find the programming language you want to jerk it to.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
etaionshrd
hqbw2f8
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Ive been waiting for this crosspost all day.<|eor|><|sor|>Why wait instead of doing it yourself?<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes the anticipation is better than the act itself.<|eor|><|sor|>Edging? In *my* jerk subreddit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
exploooooosions
hq9xceo
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|soopr|>I don't care if it's on r/ProgrammerHumor<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
closer_now
hqa3t9c
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>Based beyond belief.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
EmCeeStanky
hqbh9sf
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>Programming language isn't even mentioned until the 3rd paragraph, how can I jerk to this<|eor|><|sor|>Well, first you have to build a crawler to find the programming language you want to jerk it to.<|eor|><|sor|>NLP NN to check if a post is jerk material fed via HN scraper<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
________null________
hqc49r3
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Ive been waiting for this crosspost all day.<|eor|><|sor|>Why wait instead of doing it yourself?<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes the anticipation is better than the act itself.<|eor|><|sor|>Edging? In *my* jerk subreddit?<|eor|><|sor|>_our_ jerk subreddit <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Bioman312
hqbbjmi
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>> At last, i dicided to learn python crawler. Thinking quickly, Dave builds a web crawler out of a squirrel, some duct tape, and a web crawler<|eor|><|sor|>I bet you're wondering why I taped a squirrel to a web crawler. ... Well, goodbye!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
________null________
hqb5px2
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Ive been waiting for this crosspost all day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ackfoobar
hqbp7l3
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Ive been waiting for this crosspost all day.<|eor|><|sor|>Why wait instead of doing it yourself?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
n3f4s
hqdz46v
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|sor|>> When designing an interface, imagine that your program is all that stands between the user and hot, sweaty, tangled-bedsheets-fingertips-digging-into-the-back sex. N.B. This is not unconditionally good advice. I would advise a different philosophy for e.g. an interface for sending missile alerts to every person in Hawaii.<|eor|><|sor|>Who are we to make people wait to go have sex just because we added the right number of validation step on the button to launch missiles?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7
programmingcirclejerk
Dangerous-Charge-361
hqcbn78
<|sols|><|sot|>I managed to build a web crawlerwhy? Because I was horny<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rq8u6m/never_feel_prouder_of_myself/<|eol|><|soopr|>I don't care if it's on r/ProgrammerHumor<|eoopr|><|sor|>Uh oh, ghost of sadder is having an le ebin meltdown right now. Post an xkcd comic next<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
cmqv
q78xw6
<|sols|><|sot|>Beyonc said that if you like it, you should put a ring on it. Well, I quite like senders/receivers and the idea of a standard general-purpose yet efficient i/o scheduler, so maybe we should put a ring on it. More specifically, an io_uring.<|eot|><|sol|>https://cor3ntin.github.io/posts/iouring/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
closer_now
hgh26ws
<|sols|><|sot|>Beyonc said that if you like it, you should put a ring on it. Well, I quite like senders/receivers and the idea of a standard general-purpose yet efficient i/o scheduler, so maybe we should put a ring on it. More specifically, an io_uring.<|eot|><|sol|>https://cor3ntin.github.io/posts/iouring/<|eol|><|sor|>has not been bullied hard enough<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
hgh3dfq
<|sols|><|sot|>Beyonc said that if you like it, you should put a ring on it. Well, I quite like senders/receivers and the idea of a standard general-purpose yet efficient i/o scheduler, so maybe we should put a ring on it. More specifically, an io_uring.<|eot|><|sol|>https://cor3ntin.github.io/posts/iouring/<|eol|><|sor|>I have achieved komedy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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