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programmingcirclejerk | Jinus017 | jhwhomr | <|sols|><|sot|>I am betting on Vlang instead. Rust is too complicated for an average person - like me. It's basically the Haskell of system programming. V is basically Go made right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35723799<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine your teammate suggesting a complete rewrite of the app in V. What would be your immediate reaction?<|eor|><|sor|>I would laugh and give him a chance to save his face by claiming he meant it as a joke.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | pythonesqueviper | jhxahyj | <|sols|><|sot|>I am betting on Vlang instead. Rust is too complicated for an average person - like me. It's basically the Haskell of system programming. V is basically Go made right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35723799<|eol|><|sor|>PCJ briefly becomes a better place when Vlang jerk is posted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zambito1 | jhwxb4h | <|sols|><|sot|>I am betting on Vlang instead. Rust is too complicated for an average person - like me. It's basically the Haskell of system programming. V is basically Go made right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35723799<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't that the language where all functions are pure except for all the ways that they're impure<|eor|><|sor|>Forgot to read the fine print, that's on you champ<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | jhxbrrp | <|sols|><|sot|>I am betting on Vlang instead. Rust is too complicated for an average person - like me. It's basically the Haskell of system programming. V is basically Go made right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35723799<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine your teammate suggesting a complete rewrite of the app in V. What would be your immediate reaction?<|eor|><|sor|>Suggest autofree-ing their position at the company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | demizer | jhxjta3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am betting on Vlang instead. Rust is too complicated for an average person - like me. It's basically the Haskell of system programming. V is basically Go made right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35723799<|eol|><|sor|>The key point here is our programmers are Vlangers, they're not Gophers. They're typically fairly young, fresh out of Discord, probably learned Minecraft, maybe learned Streamlabs OBS. They're not capable of understanding a brilliant language but we want to use them to build segfaulting software. So, the language that we give them has to be easy for them to understand and easy to adopt.<|eor|><|sor|>"Straight outta Discord" hahaha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | CocktailPerson | jhxntnn | <|sols|><|sot|>I am betting on Vlang instead. Rust is too complicated for an average person - like me. It's basically the Haskell of system programming. V is basically Go made right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35723799<|eol|><|sor|>PCJ briefly becomes a better place when Vlang jerk is posted<|eor|><|sor|>It's when we all share a sigh of relief, content with the knowledge that we don't have to hold back anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | AthanatosN5 | jhwpirr | <|sols|><|sot|>I am betting on Vlang instead. Rust is too complicated for an average person - like me. It's basically the Haskell of system programming. V is basically Go made right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35723799<|eol|><|sor|>> I am betting on Vlang
I already began to laugh out loud, <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | lowspeccorgi | jhy1u35 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am betting on Vlang instead. Rust is too complicated for an average person - like me. It's basically the Haskell of system programming. V is basically Go made right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35723799<|eol|><|sor|>Vlang fell off when they removed the inbuilt memory leak feature<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | ineffective_topos | jhxncjk | <|sols|><|sot|>I am betting on Vlang instead. Rust is too complicated for an average person - like me. It's basically the Haskell of system programming. V is basically Go made right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35723799<|eol|><|sor|>i have brain damage and even i can figure rust out<|eor|><|sor|>How did you get memory issues using Rust?<|eor|><|sor|>Well the memory issues came first obviously. That's what prompted them to try Rust to be safer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | IHateReddit_9001 | jhww5ky | <|sols|><|sot|>I am betting on Vlang instead. Rust is too complicated for an average person - like me. It's basically the Haskell of system programming. V is basically Go made right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35723799<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine your teammate suggesting a complete rewrite of the app in V. What would be your immediate reaction?<|eor|><|sor|>The fact my org hired them to be my teammate means it's time to look for a new job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | pythonesqueviper | jhxzr93 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am betting on Vlang instead. Rust is too complicated for an average person - like me. It's basically the Haskell of system programming. V is basically Go made right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35723799<|eol|><|sor|>PCJ briefly becomes a better place when Vlang jerk is posted<|eor|><|sor|>It's when we all share a sigh of relief, content with the knowledge that we don't have to hold back anymore.<|eor|><|sor|>And it's the mirth of having something unambiguously, indefensibly shitty to shit on<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | ii-___-ii | jhybpzu | <|sols|><|sot|>I am betting on Vlang instead. Rust is too complicated for an average person - like me. It's basically the Haskell of system programming. V is basically Go made right.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35723799<|eol|><|sor|>i have brain damage and even i can figure rust out<|eor|><|sor|>How did you get memory issues using Rust?<|eor|><|sor|>I dont remember<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmqv | xcf793 | <|sols|><|sot|>The fact that you are reading Hacker News implies you won't have much trouble finding _some_ work even in the middle of a recession.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32798863<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmingcirclejerk | hexane360 | io55g6d | <|sols|><|sot|>The fact that you are reading Hacker News implies you won't have much trouble finding _some_ work even in the middle of a recession.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32798863<|eol|><|sor|>The fact that they're reading Hacker News implies that they're having trouble *doing* their work, even with a cushy programming job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmingcirclejerk | maybeJenniferLopez | io5808b | <|sols|><|sot|>The fact that you are reading Hacker News implies you won't have much trouble finding _some_ work even in the middle of a recession.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32798863<|eol|><|sor|>Its true. I put that I read Hacker News on my resume and not a day goes by that Mark Zuckerberg himself drives by my house throwing money and stocks into my front yard to entice me to join.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmingcirclejerk | pcjftw | io5x4ck | <|sols|><|sot|>The fact that you are reading Hacker News implies you won't have much trouble finding _some_ work even in the middle of a recession.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32798863<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly, I'm constantly having to keep Hacker News browser hidden away with a single keyboard shortcut tied to my Emacs key bindings, and bloody handy!
Anytime I hear someone coming near me, I invoke the keys to hide hacker news and pop back my other screen filled with standard porn, I even have a fake mechanical prosthetic hand holding a firm silicon replica of my penis.
My Emacs toggle also switches the prosthetic on and it starts vigorously flapping and I just do the usual pre orgasmic theatre, eyes rolled back and soft purring and gentle groaning, all the while tracking the other person in the corner of my eye, as soon as they're gone, a few taps on the shortcut and my arm switches off, porn site closed and Hacker News maximised and ready to upvote any and all Rust posts!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | MrCreeper1008 | io54q9s | <|sols|><|sot|>The fact that you are reading Hacker News implies you won't have much trouble finding _some_ work even in the middle of a recession.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32798863<|eol|><|sor|>Recruiters hate this new simple trick to secure jobs!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | mach_kernel | io5l458 | <|sols|><|sot|>The fact that you are reading Hacker News implies you won't have much trouble finding _some_ work even in the middle of a recession.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32798863<|eol|><|sor|>When I told my boss I used Gartner magic quadrant what I really meant was I used the verbatim solutions of the top 4 upvoted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | feral_brick | io65j2i | <|sols|><|sot|>The fact that you are reading Hacker News implies you won't have much trouble finding _some_ work even in the middle of a recession.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32798863<|eol|><|sor|>However, the fact that you're contributing to hacker news implies that you're an insufferable coworker that will promptly get fired and/or shanked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | csk1572 | io65r6w | <|sols|><|sot|>The fact that you are reading Hacker News implies you won't have much trouble finding _some_ work even in the middle of a recession.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32798863<|eol|><|sor|>At my local job center they just force everyone to read HN<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | EmergencySwitch | sytnjh | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmingcirclejerk | alasyorick | hy0taep | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|sor|>Inaccurate. A good programmer *already knows* Haskell.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | EmergencySwitch | hxznsu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|soopr|>/uj
seriously folks even though the comment is ironic, don't try to keep programming as your sole hobby outside work<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | corona-info | hy04qx2 | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|sor|>Haskellers: even when they're employed they don't eat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | maybeJenniferLopez | hy1qu6e | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|soopr|>/uj
seriously folks even though the comment is ironic, don't try to keep programming as your sole hobby outside work<|eoopr|><|sor|>/uj
I only write code for work.<|eor|><|sor|>Listen, if you want to be a 1x developer you go ahead. I'll be over here with my fellow 1000xer living and breathing in code. We are webscale ninjas with skillz on the blockchain and black belts in mongo. We are the JS6 wizards that keep the internet chugging along. If you want to settle for writing mediocre code that probably just barely passes tests, you go ahead, but we are here to build the tech future with our hands!
/uj I feel sick typing this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | ur_mum_goes_to_uni | hy0d1j4 | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|sor|>Haskellers: even when they're employed they don't eat.<|eor|><|sor|>lol, this reminds me of a old joke from when I was a musician:
"what is the difference between a jazz guitarist and a blues guitarist?"
"the jazz guitarist knows 3000 chords and gets paid $3, the blues guitarist knows 3 chords and gets paid $3,000."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | Goheeca | hy10pv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|sor|>Inaccurate. A good programmer *already knows* Haskell.<|eor|><|sor|>Inaccurate. A good programmer already knows category theory.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | hy0yi57 | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|soopr|>/uj
seriously folks even though the comment is ironic, don't try to keep programming as your sole hobby outside work<|eoopr|><|sor|>I dont even program at work, why would I program outside of work?<|eor|><|sor|>well, outside of work there are things I actually want to get done<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | univalence | hy2n1k8 | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|sor|>Inaccurate. A good programmer *already knows* Haskell.<|eor|><|sor|>Inaccurate. A good programmer already knows category theory.<|eor|><|sor|>Inaccurate. A zygote already knows category theory<|eor|><|sor|>Inaccurate, explain to me right now what category theory is and then I'll tell you if you're right or not.<|eor|><|sor|>You draw a complicated looking diagram, say "this diagram commutes", and then qed, you've proven something<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | RepresentativeNo6029 | hy1rtpb | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|sor|>Inaccurate. A good programmer *already knows* Haskell.<|eor|><|sor|>Inaccurate. A good programmer already knows category theory.<|eor|><|sor|>Inaccurate. A zygote already knows category theory<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | Dangerous-Charge-361 | hy194q3 | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|soopr|>/uj
seriously folks even though the comment is ironic, don't try to keep programming as your sole hobby outside work<|eoopr|><|sor|>Cool thanks for the hazard warning, dad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | raze4daze | hy24irs | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|soopr|>/uj
seriously folks even though the comment is ironic, don't try to keep programming as your sole hobby outside work<|eoopr|><|sor|>But muh open source projects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | ur_mum_goes_to_uni | hy03lkz | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|sor|>and of course, has 10 years of experience using kubernetes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | hy35xby | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|soopr|>/uj
seriously folks even though the comment is ironic, don't try to keep programming as your sole hobby outside work<|eoopr|><|sor|>/uj
I only write code for work.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry, because of your lack of passion we don't think you would be a good fit here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | hy2b29j | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|sor|>Inaccurate. A good programmer *already knows* Haskell.<|eor|><|sor|>Inaccurate. A good programmer already knows category theory.<|eor|><|sor|>Inaccurate. A zygote already knows category theory<|eor|><|sor|>Inaccurate, explain to me right now what category theory is and then I'll tell you if you're right or not.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | Marlinspike_ | hy2mycj | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|sor|>Doesn't even mention SICP. Never going to make it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | hy31ncn | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|sor|>Change it to pushing out squats and deadlifts at the gym and you have my endorsement.<|eor|><|sor|>I do squat and an dead weight at work, does that count?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | hy2b568 | <|sols|><|sot|>A good programmer should wake up at 6 am in the morning get a solid 2.5hrs of coding done by 8:30 am (it goes without saying that the lunchbreak must be spent trying to learn the Haskell)<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2664409<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't realize Facebook posted it's hiring requirements<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | vimpostor | s5e1id | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmingcirclejerk | crowbarous | hsws2f5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>> In my opinion, the greatest invention of humankind is the language, and the greatest error was inventing more than one. The language barrier is the ultimate obstacle to inclusiveness, and therefore linguistic diversity is a problem that needs to be fixed. We all have the right to be taught exactly one language that gives full access to the whole human culture and allows each of us to communicate with everybody else.
Of fucking course these words are written in English.
/uj wow, what a misguided rant on Unicode (which they don't seem to realize is not an encoding, and use interchangeably with UTF-8, while also misunderstanding how *that* works) flowing into an equally deranged rant on human languages. How sure can we be this is not "crazy people"?
/rj of course it's crazy people, it's a GNU developer
/rrj and the reason they refuse to do UTF-8 is because there's no way they'll get it right in C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmingcirclejerk | vimpostor | hsxcmmw | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|soopr|>>The only sane approach to software internationalization is to adopt or develop a lingua franca. Such lingua franca should be fully phonetic and should fit in an 8-bit character set like ISO-8859-15.
The only sane approach to software development is to adopt or develop a lingua franca. Such lingua franca should be fully prohibiting threads with data races, provide zero-cost abstractions, pattern matching, efficient C-bindings and guaranteed memory safety.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | hsxkq3y | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>> Antonio Diaz Diaz
if you're so worried about saving space why have the same last name twice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmingcirclejerk | zoonose99 | hswqiz0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>so...a bus?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | hswyqiu | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>> In my opinion, the greatest invention of humankind is the language, and the greatest error was inventing more than one. The language barrier is the ultimate obstacle to inclusiveness, and therefore linguistic diversity is a problem that needs to be fixed. We all have the right to be taught exactly one language that gives full access to the whole human culture and allows each of us to communicate with everybody else.
Of fucking course these words are written in English.
/uj wow, what a misguided rant on Unicode (which they don't seem to realize is not an encoding, and use interchangeably with UTF-8, while also misunderstanding how *that* works) flowing into an equally deranged rant on human languages. How sure can we be this is not "crazy people"?
/rj of course it's crazy people, it's a GNU developer
/rrj and the reason they refuse to do UTF-8 is because there's no way they'll get it right in C<|eor|><|sor|>> The language barrier is the ultimate obstacle to inclusiveness, and therefore linguistic diversity is a problem that needs to be fixed.
L. L. Zamenhof, probably<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | crowbarous | hsx61dm | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>> In my opinion, the greatest invention of humankind is the language, and the greatest error was inventing more than one. The language barrier is the ultimate obstacle to inclusiveness, and therefore linguistic diversity is a problem that needs to be fixed. We all have the right to be taught exactly one language that gives full access to the whole human culture and allows each of us to communicate with everybody else.
Of fucking course these words are written in English.
/uj wow, what a misguided rant on Unicode (which they don't seem to realize is not an encoding, and use interchangeably with UTF-8, while also misunderstanding how *that* works) flowing into an equally deranged rant on human languages. How sure can we be this is not "crazy people"?
/rj of course it's crazy people, it's a GNU developer
/rrj and the reason they refuse to do UTF-8 is because there's no way they'll get it right in C<|eor|><|sor|>Alright, my theory is that this was written before UTF-8 became widespread. Therefore the author is not crazy, only very conservative. Because it's not possible to be this crazy, right? Also their code is probably 100% ANSI C.<|eor|><|sor|>We all have the right to be taught exactly one language that gives full access to all contemporary hardware capabilities, and that language will forevermore be ANSI C.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | Badel2 | hsx5gzk | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>> In my opinion, the greatest invention of humankind is the language, and the greatest error was inventing more than one. The language barrier is the ultimate obstacle to inclusiveness, and therefore linguistic diversity is a problem that needs to be fixed. We all have the right to be taught exactly one language that gives full access to the whole human culture and allows each of us to communicate with everybody else.
Of fucking course these words are written in English.
/uj wow, what a misguided rant on Unicode (which they don't seem to realize is not an encoding, and use interchangeably with UTF-8, while also misunderstanding how *that* works) flowing into an equally deranged rant on human languages. How sure can we be this is not "crazy people"?
/rj of course it's crazy people, it's a GNU developer
/rrj and the reason they refuse to do UTF-8 is because there's no way they'll get it right in C<|eor|><|sor|>Alright, my theory is that this was written before UTF-8 became widespread. Therefore the author is not crazy, only very conservative. Because it's not possible to be this crazy, right? Also their code is probably 100% ANSI C.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | vimpostor | hsx9382 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>> In my opinion, the greatest invention of humankind is the language, and the greatest error was inventing more than one. The language barrier is the ultimate obstacle to inclusiveness, and therefore linguistic diversity is a problem that needs to be fixed. We all have the right to be taught exactly one language that gives full access to the whole human culture and allows each of us to communicate with everybody else.
Of fucking course these words are written in English.
/uj wow, what a misguided rant on Unicode (which they don't seem to realize is not an encoding, and use interchangeably with UTF-8, while also misunderstanding how *that* works) flowing into an equally deranged rant on human languages. How sure can we be this is not "crazy people"?
/rj of course it's crazy people, it's a GNU developer
/rrj and the reason they refuse to do UTF-8 is because there's no way they'll get it right in C<|eor|><|sor|>Alright, my theory is that this was written before UTF-8 became widespread. Therefore the author is not crazy, only very conservative. Because it's not possible to be this crazy, right? Also their code is probably 100% ANSI C.<|eor|><|soopr|>Valid theory until you see that GNU Moe was written in 2005, when UTF-8 was already wide-spread (Vim got UTF-8 support in 2001). So he was just way behind the state of the art of his time.
/rj This guy is the equivalent of writing 2022 software in 2012 JS frameworks.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | NonDairyYandere | hsyrj3i | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>> About the inefficiency of Unicode, see for example this quotation from the GNU grep manual
*Looks at ripgrep being 8 times faster than GNU grep despite having full UTF-8 support*
Gee, the Moe documentation is almost as good as that one time when this girl asked me to come over to reinstall her Windows.<|eor|><|sor|>It's almost as if UTF-8 was carefully designed to be performant and small<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | Theon | hsy7k27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>> In my opinion, the greatest invention of humankind is the language, and the greatest error was inventing more than one. The language barrier is the ultimate obstacle to inclusiveness, and therefore linguistic diversity is a problem that needs to be fixed. We all have the right to be taught exactly one language that gives full access to the whole human culture and allows each of us to communicate with everybody else.
Of fucking course these words are written in English.
/uj wow, what a misguided rant on Unicode (which they don't seem to realize is not an encoding, and use interchangeably with UTF-8, while also misunderstanding how *that* works) flowing into an equally deranged rant on human languages. How sure can we be this is not "crazy people"?
/rj of course it's crazy people, it's a GNU developer
/rrj and the reason they refuse to do UTF-8 is because there's no way they'll get it right in C<|eor|><|sor|>> linguistic diversity is a problem that needs to be fixed
holy shit, please don't let this person into a position of power, ever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | hsyojuc | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>So how do you use GNU moe to program in Go if it doesn't support Canadian aboriginal syllabics?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | pauseless | hsylksj | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>> In my opinion, the greatest invention of humankind is the language, and the greatest error was inventing more than one. The language barrier is the ultimate obstacle to inclusiveness, and therefore linguistic diversity is a problem that needs to be fixed. We all have the right to be taught exactly one language that gives full access to the whole human culture and allows each of us to communicate with everybody else.
Of fucking course these words are written in English.
/uj wow, what a misguided rant on Unicode (which they don't seem to realize is not an encoding, and use interchangeably with UTF-8, while also misunderstanding how *that* works) flowing into an equally deranged rant on human languages. How sure can we be this is not "crazy people"?
/rj of course it's crazy people, it's a GNU developer
/rrj and the reason they refuse to do UTF-8 is because there's no way they'll get it right in C<|eor|><|sor|>> The language barrier is the ultimate obstacle to inclusiveness, and therefore linguistic diversity is a problem that needs to be fixed.
L. L. Zamenhof, probably<|eor|><|sor|>Esperanto has too many letters. Toki pona gang, rise up! 28 letters including both upper and lowercase, leave a little extra for punctuation and a byte is all youll ever need.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | james_pic | hsz6763 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>> About the inefficiency of Unicode, see for example this quotation from the GNU grep manual
*Looks at ripgrep being 8 times faster than GNU grep despite having full UTF-8 support*
Gee, the Moe documentation is almost as good as that one time when this girl asked me to come over to reinstall her Windows.<|eor|><|sor|>It's almost as if UTF-8 was carefully designed to be performant and small<|eor|><|sor|>Drunk with success from masterfully designing UTF-8, Ken Thompson and Rob Pike went on to design Go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | YM_Industries | hszxmfh | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>> An Unicode text console is both a danger and a waste
The use of "an" here raises questions about how the author pronounces "unicode".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | scratchisthebest | hsyd3a2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>did they delete the page? im getting a 404<|eor|><|sor|>No, it is unfortunately still up for me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | bduddy | hszucac | <|sols|><|sot|>Using Unicode is like trying to simplify transportation by (...) forcing everybody to use a vehicle as large as the largest vehicle anybody may need<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.gnu.org/software/moe/manual/moe_manual.html#why-not-Unicode<|eol|><|sor|>Existence of cultures other than mine considered harmful<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | moon-chilled | rwhxk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmingcirclejerk | Azphreal | hrchkue | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>> I have done and given 100s of mock interviews and paid for some to be done by professionals.
See kid, this is where you went wrong. You were so busy mocking that you forgot to take actual interviews.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmingcirclejerk | lmao_no_generics | hrc52ez | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>I hope he will join PCJ now, such a culture fit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmingcirclejerk | HINDBRAIN | hrddqf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>> I have done and given 100s of mock interviews and paid for some to be done by professionals.
See kid, this is where you went wrong. You were so busy mocking that you forgot to take actual interviews.<|eor|><|sor|>it's called mock interviews because they make fun of him for wasting his money after he's out of earshot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmingcirclejerk | leaningtoweravenger | hrcoc87 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>> I am quitting programming out of humility and recognition of my limitations.
I will be a PM from now on and I will piss everyone off suggesting AI and ML as a solution for every problem we face. I will also rewrite cards in such a way that they look easy in order to burn out every single one of you fuckers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmingcirclejerk | anon_09_09 | hrd7mri | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>> 5 years [...] with no progress
> I have spent 100s if not thousands of hours
How did I fail college bro I study like 3 hours every second week wtf<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hrc8189 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>> The culture of always trying harder and thinking success stories apply to everyone that is pervasive in programming circles is toxic.
Implying anyone is better than me is toxic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | hrdb5ln | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>> I am quitting programming out of humility and recognition of my limitations.
I will be a PM from now on and I will piss everyone off suggesting AI and ML as a solution for every problem we face. I will also rewrite cards in such a way that they look easy in order to burn out every single one of you fuckers.<|eor|><|sor|>Here is a story that is so underspecified it looks well specified. Enjoy explaining why you're not done for the next five sprints, jackass!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | reddit_user1452 | hrdj71j | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>> > I'm not sure. Programming is more within reach than FAANG is. Don't look at "getting into FAANG" as equivalent to "able to program". They are not at all the same.
> >
> > I don't make FAANG money, but I make really good money. It's not enough to retire at 40, but it's enough to have a pretty nice life.
> I'm only interested in FAANG money and being able to retire early. Those are my goals.<|eor|><|sor|>Get rich or die trying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | hrf56lm | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>> > I'm not sure. Programming is more within reach than FAANG is. Don't look at "getting into FAANG" as equivalent to "able to program". They are not at all the same.
> >
> > I don't make FAANG money, but I make really good money. It's not enough to retire at 40, but it's enough to have a pretty nice life.
> I'm only interested in FAANG money and being able to retire early. Those are my goals.<|eor|><|sor|>It's hard to be happy below 300k TC. How are you going to buy the Ape you want? The latest artisan keycap? Have you even seen the price of GPUs? Takeout from the local paleo isn't free either.
I sometimes wonder how people with less money (surgeons, management consultants etc) do it. Must be pretty brutal.
/uj
no way that poster is serious.
but if they are, I bet they telegraph the whole "I don't give a shit about computers, only money bro" in the like first five minutes of every interview.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | hrdbmxh | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>> The culture of always trying harder and thinking success stories apply to everyone that is pervasive in programming circles is toxic.
Implying anyone is better than me is toxic.<|eor|><|sor|>Hi there! I have a job and a cheery disposition! I'm your worst nightmare!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | hrdaym6 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>> I have done and given 100s of mock interviews and paid for some to be done by professionals.
See kid, this is where you went wrong. You were so busy mocking that you forgot to take actual interviews.<|eor|><|sor|>Test Driven to suicide.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | UsingYourWifi | hrdu73o | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>I have over a decade of professional experience and I'm at least as incompetent as I was when I started. Probably quite a bit more.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | hrelyav | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>> Those looking to apply clever algo's that give a O(n log n) solution to a problem where n is never greater than 20 are hurting the industry. Give me simple to understand, works, **and you saved us a P1 and thousands of dollars not trying to understand the clever algo**.<|eor|><|sor|>why do anything correctly the first time when you can do it poorly and then redo it another five times<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | posting_drunk_naked | hrekxiw | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>/uj I feel for the guy. This isn't for everyone and if his story is to be believed, he really really tried. I fucked up in college and got a degree for a field I ended up hating too. Luckily I been coding since I was a teenager so I was able to bullshit my way into a junior dev job and worked my way up from there. I've messed with some of those tech challenge sites (hiring devs sucks) and those questions are tough. He's probably a better dev than he thinks he is, with all the work he's put into it, maybe he just needs a new job.
/j use 1337c0d3 not leetcode. Fuckin ~~kids~~ n00bs these days don't even know how to be a 1337 haxx0r<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | pysk00l | hrddi6s | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>Leetcode? Why didnt he just try to learn Rust?
He was probably leetcoding in something like Visual Basic or Go. No wonder...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | ta2747141 | hrdfp9e | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>After unironically getting into FAANG with 100 ish leetcode questions I wonder whether this guy has interviewed in a big tech company at all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | hrf7384 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>> Those looking to apply clever algo's that give a O(n log n) solution to a problem where n is never greater than 20 are hurting the industry. Give me simple to understand, works, **and you saved us a P1 and thousands of dollars not trying to understand the clever algo**.<|eor|><|sor|>why do anything correctly the first time when you can do it poorly and then redo it another five times<|eor|><|sor|>The key point here is our programmers are Googlers, theyre not researchers. Theyre typically, fairly young, fresh out of school, probably learned Java, maybe learned C or C++, probably learned Python. Theyre not capable of understanding a brilliant language but we want to use them to build good software. So, the language that we give them has to be easy for them to understand and easy to adopt.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | hremazs | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years of leetcode with no progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26468248<|eol|><|sor|>I have over a decade of professional experience and I'm at least as incompetent as I was when I started. Probably quite a bit more.<|eor|><|sor|>Every year I learn how to break things in a new and different way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | editor_of_the_beast | pd97tb | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | haosc5m | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>The asterisk is the most widely-used Markdown special character, formatting over 100% of this post as bold or italic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | BunnyBlue896 | haol03o | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>False. HTML is the most widely used programming language for client side web apps.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | Lord_Tacitus | haorhiz | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>>over 100%
I wrote a JS interpreter in JS to interpret JS inside JS while running JS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | SimokIV | haoz7nt | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>>over 100%
I wrote a JS interpreter in JS to interpret JS inside JS while running JS.<|eor|><|sor|>I too, can use the `eval()` function.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | haou4iu | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>> ShiftLeft is NextGen code analysis, purpose-built to automate security workflows delivering the right developer with the right vulnerabilities at the right time.
The right developer with the right vulnerabilities, delivered right to your doorstep<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | sadclass08 | hapcoz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>Rust and webassembly will soon be at 200%. Just imagine the zero-cost abstractions, move semantics, memory safety, no data races, no runtime.
What a time to be a webshit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | DazSchplotz | haorozo | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>its the debt.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | AprilSpektra | hap39v7 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>False. HTML is the most widely used programming language for client side web apps.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude, be careful saying shit like that, do you want a gaggle of ancient programmers with long scraggly beards to emerge from the shadows and start arguing about whether or not HTML is a programming language?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty005 | hapk4q8 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>>over 100%
I wrote a JS interpreter in JS to interpret JS inside JS while running JS.<|eor|><|sor|>I too, can use the `eval()` function.<|eor|><|sor|>eval is basically Lisp<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | Esperillo | hapf75n | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>False. HTML is the most widely used programming language for client side web apps.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude, be careful saying shit like that, do you want a gaggle of ancient programmers with long scraggly beards to emerge from the shadows and start arguing about whether or not HTML is a programming language?<|eor|><|sor|>Everybody knows Dreamweaver remains the gold standard for the industry. The greybeards are just the few brave enough to say it out loud.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hapdhwi | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>Inflation of percentages. Only webshits can do this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | HINDBRAIN | hapktbo | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>> ShiftLeft is NextGen code analysis, purpose-built to automate security workflows delivering the right developer with the right vulnerabilities at the right time.
The right developer with the right vulnerabilities, delivered right to your doorstep<|eor|><|sor|>The starter menu is sql injection on the login page, for an extra 5$ the developer will store your session cookie in an invisible form field made with <3, and if you order the Grand Deluxe Dessert we'll send all user data as big json blob to be processed client-side.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | hapcubr | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>WHAT, 100!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | hapv7ls | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>This is what happens when splogs are written by AI.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | doomvox | haqcqyh | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>The asterisk is the most widely-used Markdown special character, formatting over 100% of this post as bold or italic<|eor|><|sor|>Tabs and spaces are the most widely used formatting characters in nearly 100% of all software languages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | tgbugs | hape35r | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>False. HTML is the most widely used programming language for client side web apps.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude, be careful saying shit like that, do you want a gaggle of ancient programmers with long scraggly beards to emerge from the shadows and start arguing about whether or not HTML is a programming language?<|eor|><|sor|>CSS3 might be. But then there is this terrifying question of whether there is more CSS or more JS out there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | jk_scowling | harp6hj | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript is the most widely-used programming language for the client-side of web applications, powering over 100% of todays web sites<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.shiftleft.io/an-oxymoron-static-analysis-of-a-dynamic-language-part-1-9ac5cdc158c1<|eol|><|sor|>Rust and webassembly will soon be at 200%. Just imagine the zero-cost abstractions, move semantics, memory safety, no data races, no runtime.
What a time to be a webshit<|eor|><|sor|>It's webcrab now <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessionalTheory8 | oyjoem | <|sols|><|sot|>[What's wrong with WebAssembly?] Sorry, but the response to that question is in the question!! Assembly!! Coding with assembly is multiplying time and bugs by 10!<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/@abderhind/sorry-but-the-response-to-that-question-is-in-the-question-f164e8869212<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmingcirclejerk | cpu_triple_fault | h7tcrja | <|sols|><|sot|>[What's wrong with WebAssembly?] Sorry, but the response to that question is in the question!! Assembly!! Coding with assembly is multiplying time and bugs by 10!<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/@abderhind/sorry-but-the-response-to-that-question-is-in-the-question-f164e8869212<|eol|><|sor|>Hey smart guy, ever heard of a compiler?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | h7timvi | <|sols|><|sot|>[What's wrong with WebAssembly?] Sorry, but the response to that question is in the question!! Assembly!! Coding with assembly is multiplying time and bugs by 10!<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/@abderhind/sorry-but-the-response-to-that-question-is-in-the-question-f164e8869212<|eol|><|sor|>Hey smart guy, ever heard of a compiler?<|eor|><|sor|>What's a compiler? Is it like a transpiler?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes but less modern (legacy tech).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgrammersAreSexy | h7tmwj6 | <|sols|><|sot|>[What's wrong with WebAssembly?] Sorry, but the response to that question is in the question!! Assembly!! Coding with assembly is multiplying time and bugs by 10!<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/@abderhind/sorry-but-the-response-to-that-question-is-in-the-question-f164e8869212<|eol|><|sor|>Ever heard of roller coaster tycoon? Check mate assembly deniers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmingcirclejerk | freak_dessert2 | h7tjxii | <|sols|><|sot|>[What's wrong with WebAssembly?] Sorry, but the response to that question is in the question!! Assembly!! Coding with assembly is multiplying time and bugs by 10!<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/@abderhind/sorry-but-the-response-to-that-question-is-in-the-question-f164e8869212<|eol|><|sor|>If you can't program assembly, you're not a real programmer. I stfg no one understands how computers work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | BIG_SNYK_ENERGY | h7twbek | <|sols|><|sot|>[What's wrong with WebAssembly?] Sorry, but the response to that question is in the question!! Assembly!! Coding with assembly is multiplying time and bugs by 10!<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/@abderhind/sorry-but-the-response-to-that-question-is-in-the-question-f164e8869212<|eol|><|sor|>Humanity truly peaked with the intel x86-16 instruction set.
Everything else is bloat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | archysailor | h7ufzgl | <|sols|><|sot|>[What's wrong with WebAssembly?] Sorry, but the response to that question is in the question!! Assembly!! Coding with assembly is multiplying time and bugs by 10!<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/@abderhind/sorry-but-the-response-to-that-question-is-in-the-question-f164e8869212<|eol|><|sor|>Humanity truly peaked with the intel x86-16 instruction set.
Everything else is bloat.<|eor|><|sor|>CISC is cringe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | h7ujpzj | <|sols|><|sot|>[What's wrong with WebAssembly?] Sorry, but the response to that question is in the question!! Assembly!! Coding with assembly is multiplying time and bugs by 10!<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/@abderhind/sorry-but-the-response-to-that-question-is-in-the-question-f164e8869212<|eol|><|sor|>Hey smart guy, ever heard of a compiler?<|eor|><|sor|>If you're having the compiler do the work and optimizations for you, you're clearly not 10X.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
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