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programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | ete6qcb | <|sols|><|sot|>People complain Electron is bloatedbut like, all of our computers are already bloated, and theres at least a 40% chance that Im bloated right now and it doesnt mean you should love me any less<|eot|><|sol|>https://bits.ashleyblewer.com/blog/2019/06/29/rsync-guis-power-control-design-and-decisions/<|eol|><|sor|>So THICC, I love me some Big Beautiful Electron apps.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | jamfour | ete90zw | <|sols|><|sot|>People complain Electron is bloatedbut like, all of our computers are already bloated, and theres at least a 40% chance that Im bloated right now and it doesnt mean you should love me any less<|eot|><|sol|>https://bits.ashleyblewer.com/blog/2019/06/29/rsync-guis-power-control-design-and-decisions/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Hideous?? But FTA:
> I spent 90% of my time on the aesthetics<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | Joniator | etelvn9 | <|sols|><|sot|>People complain Electron is bloatedbut like, all of our computers are already bloated, and theres at least a 40% chance that Im bloated right now and it doesnt mean you should love me any less<|eot|><|sol|>https://bits.ashleyblewer.com/blog/2019/06/29/rsync-guis-power-control-design-and-decisions/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>What is wrong with the looks of GTK/Winforms/Qt in the first place? It matches the OS, it's not distracting with 500 different colors, and doesn't look like you opened a html page from decades ago which for some scary reason has access to your fs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | degeksteplastic | etepccf | <|sols|><|sot|>People complain Electron is bloatedbut like, all of our computers are already bloated, and theres at least a 40% chance that Im bloated right now and it doesnt mean you should love me any less<|eot|><|sol|>https://bits.ashleyblewer.com/blog/2019/06/29/rsync-guis-power-control-design-and-decisions/<|eol|><|sor|>> People dont care that an application is a streamlined 3MB or a big round 200MB boy they care that it works for them and it makes them feel good about using it.
[mfw I open my favorite 300mb music visualizer and it only uses half a gig of RAM](https://i.redd.it/yhb6wfnd0q321.png)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|> #ifndef _UNJERK_H
#define _UNJERK_H
https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/aufj4m/lofi_a_minimalist_spotify_player_with_webgl/
He is referring to this. This was posted on /r/programming I believe, and this was marketed as "lightweight" despite actually being 100MB+, running an Electron instance for a trivial task, in order to control yet another Electron application (Spotify).
...how delusional they have become...
#endif /* _UNJERK_H */<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | jamfour | etdrhhg | <|sols|><|sot|>People complain Electron is bloatedbut like, all of our computers are already bloated, and theres at least a 40% chance that Im bloated right now and it doesnt mean you should love me any less<|eot|><|sol|>https://bits.ashleyblewer.com/blog/2019/06/29/rsync-guis-power-control-design-and-decisions/<|eol|><|soopr|>Title lightly edited for brevity, heres the original quote:
> People complain about Electron a lot, but the primary complaint just seems to be that its bloatedcarrying an entire browser engine along with something small. But like, all of our computers are already bloated, and theres at least a 40% chance that right now I am bloated, and it doesnt mean you should love me any less<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | jokullmusic | etemgd2 | <|sols|><|sot|>People complain Electron is bloatedbut like, all of our computers are already bloated, and theres at least a 40% chance that Im bloated right now and it doesnt mean you should love me any less<|eot|><|sol|>https://bits.ashleyblewer.com/blog/2019/06/29/rsync-guis-power-control-design-and-decisions/<|eol|><|sor|>> People dont care that an application is a streamlined 3MB or a big round 200MB boy they care that it works for them and it makes them feel good about using it.
[mfw I open my favorite 300mb music visualizer and it only uses half a gig of RAM](https://i.redd.it/yhb6wfnd0q321.png)<|eor|><|sor|>They're right but it doesn't make it okay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | railwayrookie | etermkt | <|sols|><|sot|>People complain Electron is bloatedbut like, all of our computers are already bloated, and theres at least a 40% chance that Im bloated right now and it doesnt mean you should love me any less<|eot|><|sol|>https://bits.ashleyblewer.com/blog/2019/06/29/rsync-guis-power-control-design-and-decisions/<|eol|><|sor|>integer overflow detected<|eor|><|sor|>> integer overflow detected
i program in js and what are integers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | degeksteplastic | eteqfcq | <|sols|><|sot|>People complain Electron is bloatedbut like, all of our computers are already bloated, and theres at least a 40% chance that Im bloated right now and it doesnt mean you should love me any less<|eot|><|sol|>https://bits.ashleyblewer.com/blog/2019/06/29/rsync-guis-power-control-design-and-decisions/<|eol|><|sor|>> People dont care that an application is a streamlined 3MB or a big round 200MB boy they care that it works for them and it makes them feel good about using it.
[mfw I open my favorite 300mb music visualizer and it only uses half a gig of RAM](https://i.redd.it/yhb6wfnd0q321.png)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|> #ifndef _UNJERK_H
#define _UNJERK_H
https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/aufj4m/lofi_a_minimalist_spotify_player_with_webgl/
He is referring to this. This was posted on /r/programming I believe, and this was marketed as "lightweight" despite actually being 100MB+, running an Electron instance for a trivial task, in order to control yet another Electron application (Spotify).
...how delusional they have become...
#endif /* _UNJERK_H */<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks for the heads up! How stupid I am haha!
I have submitted an issue, ready for review, describing the undefined behavior. It will be reviewed tomorrow morning by the group by means of a Sprint planning meeting. If my colleagues acknowledge the fault after I have presented it to them with a detailed slide show, I can start pair programming with a randomly assigned colleague and we can start tackling it! How exciting!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | c9d9k7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | eswcsdg | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|soopr|>> DRY! Is the single worst advice as it produces so much harm.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | esxbg7e | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|sor|># GOPHER DESTROYS GENERICIST WITH FACTS AND LOGIC
Gopher makes breakthrough development in ~~Computer Science~~ brutally practical Software Engineering, as he discovers that algorithms using `==` do not work on Float as expected, and thus DISPROVING GENERICS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | SethDusek5 | eswvyhw | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|sor|>impl<T> Jerk for T where T: PartialEq + Eq {
Can't reproduce on rust, which has a **rich type system**
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | eswcp59 | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|soopr|>> Well, maybe for the different integer types that is doable and okay.
Why "maybe"?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | PrimozDelux | eswnvgv | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|soopr|>> Well, maybe for the different integer types that is doable and okay.
Why "maybe"?<|eoopr|><|sor|>because "I don't see why it would be dangerous, but clearly the commander knows something I do not, so I'm gonna safe it with a maybe"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | CodeReclaimers | esxm3gi | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|sor|>"It is better that a thousand reams of code be copypastedited than a single template instantiated." -- Benjamin Go Franklin
`template <typename T> void foobar() { T(); }`
`foobar<unjerk>();`
If you're just willy-nilly passing floating point types to functions written for integers, and you really wanted some hand-wavy version of "approximate equality testing" instead of ==, that's not something your uber-language design is gonna fix.
Also, "what is template specialization?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | CodeReclaimers | esxmabe | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|sor|># GOPHER DESTROYS GENERICIST WITH FACTS AND LOGIC
Gopher makes breakthrough development in ~~Computer Science~~ brutally practical Software Engineering, as he discovers that algorithms using `==` do not work on Float as expected, and thus DISPROVING GENERICS.<|eor|><|sor|>I can't wait for gophers to start doing YouTube videos with non-sarcastic titles like this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | suur-siil | esx4xnc | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|soopr|>> DRY! Is the single worst advice as it produces so much harm.<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>DRY! Is the single worst advice as it produces so much harm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | Poddster | esy5q2s | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was a way to restrict a generic system to a certain set of types<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | utopianfiat | esx7s14 | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|soopr|>> DRY! Is the single worst advice as it produces so much harm.<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>DRY! Is the single worst advice as it produces so much harm.<|eor|><|sor|>> DRY! Is the single worst advice as it produces so much harm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | JohnMcPineapple | esx6sio | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|sor|>>No, just write the 3 functions and move on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | BillyIII | esyzawt | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was a way to restrict a generic system to a certain set of types<|eor|><|sor|>That's some ivory tower mental masturbation if I ever saw one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | JohnMcPineapple | esyct8t | <|sols|><|sot|>Generics are bad because with generics you'll end up comparing floats with ==. Therefore you must write every implementation by hand (even for every integer type).<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/c8wn5a/can_i_do_this_in_go_in_some_way/esra0qu/<|eol|><|sor|>impl<T> Jerk for T where T: PartialEq + Eq {
Can't reproduce on rust, which has a **rich type system**
}<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, the perfectly sensible `impl Eq for MyStruct {}`<|eor|><|sor|>>not using `#[derive(PartialEq, Eq)]` derive macros<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | IDoCodingStuffs | c0og2n | <|sols|><|sot|>Jobs Available for 'Ninjas' Up 2,505% Since 2006<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c0ivcq/jobs_available_for_ninjas_up_2505_since_2006/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmingcirclejerk | IDoCodingStuffs | er67tip | <|sols|><|sot|>Jobs Available for 'Ninjas' Up 2,505% Since 2006<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c0ivcq/jobs_available_for_ninjas_up_2505_since_2006/<|eol|><|soopr|>I sometimes swing my keyboard around fighting imaginary bandits while working the Jabba code mines<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | andiconda | er68p59 | <|sols|><|sot|>Jobs Available for 'Ninjas' Up 2,505% Since 2006<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c0ivcq/jobs_available_for_ninjas_up_2505_since_2006/<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen positions for git ninjas. Cause apparently it's too hard to watch "git for ages 3 and up" and learn the basics of branching, merging, and rebasing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | hiptobecubic | er6x76a | <|sols|><|sot|>Jobs Available for 'Ninjas' Up 2,505% Since 2006<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c0ivcq/jobs_available_for_ninjas_up_2505_since_2006/<|eol|><|sor|>World class mercenary organization looking for an experienced shinobi to work with the latest cold weapons in attractive locations around the globe.
Requirements:
- highly trained in gorilla warfare or equivalent work experience
- more than 300 confirmed kills
- over 5 years experience in precision shuriken throwing
- proven previous experience in vertical wall climbing
Will strongly prefer candidates
- that are certified by an Iga based institution
- with proven track record of stealth and false flag operations
- that are accomplished in sword-and-strap techniques
We are an equal opportunity employer and don't discriminate against gaijin or turtles.<|eor|><|sor|>> gorilla
Look Mr Yugoslav, its guerrilla
That is your english/spanish-derived lesson of the day.<|eor|><|sor|>No they mean beating on your chest and screaming. Js web dev stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | er6gep8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Jobs Available for 'Ninjas' Up 2,505% Since 2006<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c0ivcq/jobs_available_for_ninjas_up_2505_since_2006/<|eol|><|sor|>>What kind of people should the organization [that wants to establish a death march "culture"] hire? Within the legal and ethical constrains of non-discrimination policies, chances are that that the organization will be looking for younger, more energetic people, and it may even show a preference for unmarried people, people with few outside interests. Young, unmarried, antisocial, workaholic techno-nerds are just what many organizations need for their death march projects.
>What should prospective new employees be told about the organization? It seems not only unethical, but downright stupid, to hide the fact that the organization intends to purse a death march strategy on its projects. Indeed, the organizations that do adopt this approach are usually quite proud of it, just as organization are proud of any other aspects of their culture. The organization may not want to point out that only a small percentage of incoming recruits will survive the first death march project (just as colleges often don't want to admit that they flunk out a large percentage of the incoming freshman class), but it *should* point out that it expects more than 9-to-5 workdays.
-- [Death March](https://www.amazon.com/Death-March-2nd-Edward-Yourdon/dp/013143635X)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | NihilistDandy | er6iqcn | <|sols|><|sot|>Jobs Available for 'Ninjas' Up 2,505% Since 2006<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c0ivcq/jobs_available_for_ninjas_up_2505_since_2006/<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen positions for git ninjas. Cause apparently it's too hard to watch "git for ages 3 and up" and learn the basics of branching, merging, and rebasing.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I consider myself a `git checkout master`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | Moarbid_Krabs | er6lv9k | <|sols|><|sot|>Jobs Available for 'Ninjas' Up 2,505% Since 2006<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c0ivcq/jobs_available_for_ninjas_up_2505_since_2006/<|eol|><|sor|>`public static void unjerk() {`
If the position is asking for some variation of a ninja, rockstar, pirate, Jedi or $OTHER_POP_NERD_REFERENCE and it's not at a FAANG company it's a red flag.
You're more than likely gonna be working with a bunch of unprofessional "idea guys" whose only qualifications are being unrealistically convinced that their retread of Venmo for horses is gonna make it big.
They probably care more about cargo-cult dick riding the big names rather than running a business properly or figuring out how to actually implement anything they thought up.
`}`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | Moarbid_Krabs | er6nbcr | <|sols|><|sot|>Jobs Available for 'Ninjas' Up 2,505% Since 2006<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c0ivcq/jobs_available_for_ninjas_up_2505_since_2006/<|eol|><|sor|>`public static void unjerk() {`
If the position is asking for some variation of a ninja, rockstar, pirate, Jedi or $OTHER_POP_NERD_REFERENCE and it's not at a FAANG company it's a red flag.
You're more than likely gonna be working with a bunch of unprofessional "idea guys" whose only qualifications are being unrealistically convinced that their retread of Venmo for horses is gonna make it big.
They probably care more about cargo-cult dick riding the big names rather than running a business properly or figuring out how to actually implement anything they thought up.
`}`<|eor|><|soopr|>>You're more than likely gonna be working with a bunch of unprofessional "idea guys" whose only qualifications are being unrealistically convinced that their retread of Venmo for horses is gonna make it big.
Sounds just like a FAANG to me!
`jerkFactory.getJerkBeanHandler().unjerk()`
[Sounds just like a FAANG to me!](https://www.amazon.jobs/en/principles)<|eoopr|><|sor|>\>leadership principles
\>it's just a how-to on being a self-absorbed dickhead
\>mentions absolutely nothing about how to deal with the people you're supposed to be leading
No wonder why people at Amazon keep eating 12-gauge lunches<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | andiconda | er6nd1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Jobs Available for 'Ninjas' Up 2,505% Since 2006<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c0ivcq/jobs_available_for_ninjas_up_2505_since_2006/<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen positions for git ninjas. Cause apparently it's too hard to watch "git for ages 3 and up" and learn the basics of branching, merging, and rebasing.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I consider myself a `git checkout master`.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Say that to my face and I'll give you a git detached head.<|eor|><|sor|>Make sure not to screw up or you might have to git reset --hard.<|eor|><|sor|>git jerk --hard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | IDoCodingStuffs | er6mtjo | <|sols|><|sot|>Jobs Available for 'Ninjas' Up 2,505% Since 2006<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c0ivcq/jobs_available_for_ninjas_up_2505_since_2006/<|eol|><|sor|>`public static void unjerk() {`
If the position is asking for some variation of a ninja, rockstar, pirate, Jedi or $OTHER_POP_NERD_REFERENCE and it's not at a FAANG company it's a red flag.
You're more than likely gonna be working with a bunch of unprofessional "idea guys" whose only qualifications are being unrealistically convinced that their retread of Venmo for horses is gonna make it big.
They probably care more about cargo-cult dick riding the big names rather than running a business properly or figuring out how to actually implement anything they thought up.
`}`<|eor|><|soopr|>>You're more than likely gonna be working with a bunch of unprofessional "idea guys" whose only qualifications are being unrealistically convinced that their retread of Venmo for horses is gonna make it big.
Sounds just like a FAANG to me!
`jerkFactory.getJerkBeanHandler().unjerk()`
[Sounds just like a FAANG to me!](https://www.amazon.jobs/en/principles)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | NihilistDandy | er6ix60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Jobs Available for 'Ninjas' Up 2,505% Since 2006<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c0ivcq/jobs_available_for_ninjas_up_2505_since_2006/<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen positions for git ninjas. Cause apparently it's too hard to watch "git for ages 3 and up" and learn the basics of branching, merging, and rebasing.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I consider myself a `git checkout master`.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Say that to my face and I'll give you a git detached head.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | IDoCodingStuffs | er6py96 | <|sols|><|sot|>Jobs Available for 'Ninjas' Up 2,505% Since 2006<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c0ivcq/jobs_available_for_ninjas_up_2505_since_2006/<|eol|><|sor|>`public static void unjerk() {`
If the position is asking for some variation of a ninja, rockstar, pirate, Jedi or $OTHER_POP_NERD_REFERENCE and it's not at a FAANG company it's a red flag.
You're more than likely gonna be working with a bunch of unprofessional "idea guys" whose only qualifications are being unrealistically convinced that their retread of Venmo for horses is gonna make it big.
They probably care more about cargo-cult dick riding the big names rather than running a business properly or figuring out how to actually implement anything they thought up.
`}`<|eor|><|soopr|>>You're more than likely gonna be working with a bunch of unprofessional "idea guys" whose only qualifications are being unrealistically convinced that their retread of Venmo for horses is gonna make it big.
Sounds just like a FAANG to me!
`jerkFactory.getJerkBeanHandler().unjerk()`
[Sounds just like a FAANG to me!](https://www.amazon.jobs/en/principles)<|eoopr|><|sor|>\>leadership principles
\>it's just a how-to on being a self-absorbed dickhead
\>mentions absolutely nothing about how to deal with the people you're supposed to be leading
No wonder why people at Amazon keep eating 12-gauge lunches<|eor|><|soopr|>\> assuming newspeak word "leadership" translates to leading
Catch up with the times my guy. Now "leadership" simply means "how not to be an undesirable deviant contrarian"<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | Moarbid_Krabs | er6teh3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Jobs Available for 'Ninjas' Up 2,505% Since 2006<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c0ivcq/jobs_available_for_ninjas_up_2505_since_2006/<|eol|><|sor|>`public static void unjerk() {`
If the position is asking for some variation of a ninja, rockstar, pirate, Jedi or $OTHER_POP_NERD_REFERENCE and it's not at a FAANG company it's a red flag.
You're more than likely gonna be working with a bunch of unprofessional "idea guys" whose only qualifications are being unrealistically convinced that their retread of Venmo for horses is gonna make it big.
They probably care more about cargo-cult dick riding the big names rather than running a business properly or figuring out how to actually implement anything they thought up.
`}`<|eor|><|soopr|>>You're more than likely gonna be working with a bunch of unprofessional "idea guys" whose only qualifications are being unrealistically convinced that their retread of Venmo for horses is gonna make it big.
Sounds just like a FAANG to me!
`jerkFactory.getJerkBeanHandler().unjerk()`
[Sounds just like a FAANG to me!](https://www.amazon.jobs/en/principles)<|eoopr|><|sor|>\>leadership principles
\>it's just a how-to on being a self-absorbed dickhead
\>mentions absolutely nothing about how to deal with the people you're supposed to be leading
No wonder why people at Amazon keep eating 12-gauge lunches<|eor|><|soopr|>\> assuming newspeak word "leadership" translates to leading
Catch up with the times my guy. Now "leadership" simply means "how not to be an undesirable deviant contrarian"<|eoopr|><|sor|>God bless hellworld<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | bkk826 | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmingcirclejerk | n3f4s | emh8vuw | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>> There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.
There is a reason why Windows, Linux and MacOS are being rewritten in go. You can't deny Go's success when every existing software are being rewritten in Go. Even Mozilla has abandoned Rust in favour of Go for Firefox!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmingcirclejerk | AaronPaulie | emhfebp | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>I go one step further, and I make sure my code is as WET as it gets. I dont use loops, subroutines or interface {}. This makes my code readable, everything is in one place, and everything is sequential, line by line. You never have to scroll up and down, just like a novel you have to read the code from start to finish,
This new paradigm is an extension to Gos. I think Im going to call it Go++.<|eor|><|sor|>Write Everything Twice.
Go/WET, or as I like to call it, Go plus WET.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmingcirclejerk | n3f4s | emhg33q | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>> There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.
There is a reason why Windows, Linux and MacOS are being rewritten in go. You can't deny Go's success when every existing software are being rewritten in Go. Even Mozilla has abandoned Rust in favour of Go for Firefox!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Not only they have abandoned 5% of their codebase just like that but they want to rewrite the other 95% in Go.
Source: trust me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | emhgn6h | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>Pope Francis Shocks World, Endorses Go for rewriting Linux<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | 15rthughes | emho2ia | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>> There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.
What is he referring to? I'm out of the loop<|eor|><|sor|>Its called wishful thinking and everyone must be doing the exact same programming Im doing because Im right<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | username0x223 | emhjotu | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>I go one step further, and I make sure my code is as WET as it gets. I dont use loops, subroutines or interface {}. This makes my code readable, everything is in one place, and everything is sequential, line by line. You never have to scroll up and down, just like a novel you have to read the code from start to finish,
This new paradigm is an extension to Gos. I think Im going to call it Go++.<|eor|><|sor|>My code is literature, not a fucking "choose your own adventure" book.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | displacer_beast_12 | emhf7gc | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>I go one step further, and I make sure my code is as WET as it gets. I dont use loops, subroutines or interface {}. This makes my code readable, everything is in one place, and everything is sequential, line by line. You never have to scroll up and down, just like a novel you have to read the code from start to finish,
This new paradigm is an extension to Gos. I think Im going to call it Go++.<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh yes, the 'Without elementary techniques' programming structure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | lol-no-monads | emhhpdj | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>> There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.
There is a reason why Windows, Linux and MacOS are being rewritten in go. You can't deny Go's success when every existing software are being rewritten in Go. Even Mozilla has abandoned Rust in favour of Go for Firefox!<|eor|><|sor|>> Mozilla has abandoned Rust in favour of Go for Firefox!
Lies! Lies! Burn the heretic! How immoral!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | username0x223 | emhjyrj | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>Pope Francis Shocks World, Endorses Go for rewriting Linux<|eor|><|sor|>Linus Torvalds, in his usual reasoned style of argument, crucifies the Pope, sacks the Vatican, burns it to the ground, and salts the smoldering earth where it once stood.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | rsgm123 | emhgudi | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>Don't don't repeat yourself yourself out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | RaisedByError | emhkjvc | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>> There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.
What is he referring to? I'm out of the loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | spookthesunset | emhvna2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>> There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.
There is a reason why Windows, Linux and MacOS are being rewritten in go. You can't deny Go's success when every existing software are being rewritten in Go. Even Mozilla has abandoned Rust in favour of Go for Firefox!<|eor|><|sor|>It is official; Github now confirms: C* is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered C* community when Github confirmed that C* market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all git repositories. Coming close on the heels of a recent Stack Overflow survey which plainly states that C* has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. C* is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Hackerrank comprehensive programming test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict C*'s future. The hand writing is on the wall: C* faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for C* because C* is dying. Things are looking very bad for C*. As many of us are already aware, C* continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
C++ is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its git repositories. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time C++ projects such as Cassandra and Firefox only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: C++ is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
C++ leader Bjarne Stroustrup states that there are 70,000 users of C++. How many users of C are there? Let's see. The number of C versus C++ posts on Stack Overflow is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 70000/5 = 14000 C++ users. C# posts on Stack Overflow are about half of the volume of C++ posts. Therefore there are about 1400 users of C#. A recent article put C++ at about 80 percent of the C* market. Therefore there are (70000+14000+7000)*4 = 364000 C++ users. This is consistent with the number of C++ Stack Overflow posts.
Due to the troubles of Boost C++, abysmal adoption rates and so on, Boost C++ went out of business and was taken over by WG21 who sell another troubled standard library. Now WG21 is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that C* has steadily declined in market share. C* is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If C* is to survive at all it will be among programming language dilettante dabblers. C* continues to decay. Nothing short of a cockeyed miracle could save C* from its fate at this point in time. For all practical purposes, C* is dead.
Fact: C* is dying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | jeremyjh | emiu2nf | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>I go one step further, and I make sure my code is as WET as it gets. I dont use loops, subroutines or interface {}. This makes my code readable, everything is in one place, and everything is sequential, line by line. You never have to scroll up and down, just like a novel you have to read the code from start to finish,
This new paradigm is an extension to Gos. I think Im going to call it Go++.<|eor|><|sor|>Write Everything Twice.
Go/WET, or as I like to call it, Go plus WET.<|eor|><|sor|>Twice? N times!<|eor|><|sor|>Woah look at mister astronaut architect here building his tower of abstraction.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | CodeReclaimers | emi75ix | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>"It is better that a thousand reams of code be copied than a single template instantiated." --Benjamin Go Franklin<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Durahk | emhrwmj | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>> There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.
What is he referring to? I'm out of the loop<|eor|><|sor|>He's completely wrong. Everyone knows the moral choice is to Rewrite It In Rust <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | CodeReclaimers | emi787b | <|sols|><|sot|>Go does not need generics. Don't DRY yourself out. Code readability is paramount, even if it means repeating a little code. There is a reason the vast majority of the internet is being rewritten in go.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/elm/comments/bk769m/had_you_consider_go_as_backend_language/emgkw1o/<|eol|><|sor|>I go one step further, and I make sure my code is as WET as it gets. I dont use loops, subroutines or interface {}. This makes my code readable, everything is in one place, and everything is sequential, line by line. You never have to scroll up and down, just like a novel you have to read the code from start to finish,
This new paradigm is an extension to Gos. I think Im going to call it Go++.<|eor|><|sor|>Write Everything Twice.
Go/WET, or as I like to call it, Go plus WET.<|eor|><|sor|>Akshually, it's GNU Go Plus WET.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | n2_throwaway | a9uh2g | <|sols|><|sot|>Author of Slack Electron App doesn't see why disk space should be optimized in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18763736<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmingcirclejerk | 2bdb2 | ecmzyhi | <|sols|><|sot|>Author of Slack Electron App doesn't see why disk space should be optimized in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18763736<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, Atom is 800mb?
IntelliJ Ultimate is bloated as fuck yet still manages to come in substantially less than this, while doing a lot more.
Should have written it a moral language like Ruskell. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmingcirclejerk | lol-no-monads | ecn4tw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Author of Slack Electron App doesn't see why disk space should be optimized in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18763736<|eol|><|sor|>Electron is optimizing for development speed and developer ergonomics over implementation qualify of the end result; that's its place in the world. It's kind of like why we use canned tomatoes instead of fresh tomatoes to make tomato sauce; you don't go hand pick the tomato from the tomato farm anymore and instead opt to use the pre-packaged version, leading to an almost certainly lower quality tomato, but that's fine because your grandmother's sauce recipe is shit anyway and you're probably going to burn the fucking pasta like you did last time you dumb twat.<|eor|><|sor|>> you're probably going to burn the fucking pasta like you did last time you dumb twat.
Reported for spying and personal attacks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheLastMeritocrat | ecmlyes | <|sols|><|sot|>Author of Slack Electron App doesn't see why disk space should be optimized in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18763736<|eol|><|sor|>> I don't find disk space worth optimizing for in 2018. For $2 you can buy a USB Thumbdrive that will hold every Electron app you'll ever use.
Well, this needs to be fixed. Free space is wasted space. Maybe 4K/120fps easter eggs should be shipped with every Electron app. This would have the added benefit of urging owners of legacy displays to upgrade.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | whymauri | ecmz602 | <|sols|><|sot|>Author of Slack Electron App doesn't see why disk space should be optimized in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18763736<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj some games already do that, it's great if you already have a fast connection but completely unusable if not, so it's pointless
/rj why not use the superior hn citation style?<|eor|><|sor|>>/rj why not use the superior hn citation style?
You [0] make [1] a [2] good [3] point [4] here [5].
[0] https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/you?utm_campaign=sd&utm_medium=serp&utm_source=jsonld
[1] https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/make?utm_campaign=sd&utm_medium=serp&utm_source=jsonld
[2] https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/a?utm_campaign=sd&utm_medium=serp&utm_source=jsonld
[3] https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/good?utm_campaign=sd&utm_medium=serp&utm_source=jsonld
[4] https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/point?utm_campaign=sd&utm_medium=serp&utm_source=jsonld
[5] https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/here?utm_campaign=sd&utm_medium=serp&utm_source=jsonld<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | DuBistKomisch | ecmptqn | <|sols|><|sot|>Author of Slack Electron App doesn't see why disk space should be optimized in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18763736<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj some games already do that, it's great if you already have a fast connection but completely unusable if not, so it's pointless
/rj why not use the superior hn citation style?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | CompetitiveSubset | ecn4jij | <|sols|><|sot|>Author of Slack Electron App doesn't see why disk space should be optimized in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18763736<|eol|><|sor|>Electron apps and willfully guzzling all available resources, name a more iconic duo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | bartekko | ecn9cb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Author of Slack Electron App doesn't see why disk space should be optimized in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18763736<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, Atom is 800mb?
IntelliJ Ultimate is bloated as fuck yet still manages to come in substantially less than this, while doing a lot more.
Should have written it a moral language like Ruskell. <|eor|><|sor|>640K ought to be enough for anybody.<|eor|><|sor|>this but unironically<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | fijt | ecn6lye | <|sols|><|sot|>Author of Slack Electron App doesn't see why disk space should be optimized in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18763736<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, Atom is 800mb?
IntelliJ Ultimate is bloated as fuck yet still manages to come in substantially less than this, while doing a lot more.
Should have written it a moral language like Ruskell. <|eor|><|sor|>640K ought to be enough for anybody.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | ecn6dus | <|sols|><|sot|>Author of Slack Electron App doesn't see why disk space should be optimized in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18763736<|eol|><|sor|>\> from parent post
> This is literally what Slack moved from years ago, because it was very problematic, let me tell you why since I'm the one who did it.
Oh so like a security issue?
> Adding new APIs was a huge pain in the ass, you had to write all of this ugly bridge code in Objective C, and the APIs ended up being **super unnatural on the JS side**
How awful<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | SaphirShroom | ecn9f6p | <|sols|><|sot|>Author of Slack Electron App doesn't see why disk space should be optimized in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18763736<|eol|><|sor|>Unused disk space is wasted disk space<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | fijt | ecnda1w | <|sols|><|sot|>Author of Slack Electron App doesn't see why disk space should be optimized in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18763736<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, Atom is 800mb?
IntelliJ Ultimate is bloated as fuck yet still manages to come in substantially less than this, while doing a lot more.
Should have written it a moral language like Ruskell. <|eor|><|sor|>`let unjerk = True in` Haskal actually creates enormous executables. Last time I compiled something with more than a handful of deps GHC created a 45MB one. Stripping got it down to 30MB, but I wouldn't call that small either.<|eor|><|sor|>Go has that same problem. It could all have been "solved" if they used the clever module system of Oberon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | pcjftw | ecnmr8a | <|sols|><|sot|>Author of Slack Electron App doesn't see why disk space should be optimized in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18763736<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, Atom is 800mb?
IntelliJ Ultimate is bloated as fuck yet still manages to come in substantially less than this, while doing a lot more.
Should have written it a moral language like Ruskell. <|eor|><|sor|>640K ought to be enough for anybody.<|eor|><|sor|>> X ought to be enough for anybody
* 1967 640kb
* 2000 640mb
* 2010 640gb
* 2020 640 Haskall Homeless bums
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programmingcirclejerk | lasfter | 892vb7 | <|sols|><|sot|>HN realizes not everyone has 4k screens with 32GB RAM, gets one step closer to self-awareness<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16735679<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmingcirclejerk | 1024KiB | dwp1984 | <|sols|><|sot|>HN realizes not everyone has 4k screens with 32GB RAM, gets one step closer to self-awareness<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16735679<|eol|><|sor|>>Personally I won't touch anything with less than 32 GB and 1080p
Reminds me of those memes with neckbeards rating women "0/10 wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole".
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*Sent from my cheap netbook with 32GiB of storage and 4GiB of RAM that still runs better than your supercomputer running 5 electron applications*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | lwha | dwp8fst | <|sols|><|sot|>HN realizes not everyone has 4k screens with 32GB RAM, gets one step closer to self-awareness<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16735679<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
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programmingcirclejerk | lbrtrl | dwphdri | <|sols|><|sot|>HN realizes not everyone has 4k screens with 32GB RAM, gets one step closer to self-awareness<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16735679<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, not everyone makes 160k+ a year?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | LChris314 | dwp4hz2 | <|sols|><|sot|>HN realizes not everyone has 4k screens with 32GB RAM, gets one step closer to self-awareness<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16735679<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Give everyone 32GB 3200MHz RAM or we riot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | cooper12 | dwp993k | <|sols|><|sot|>HN realizes not everyone has 4k screens with 32GB RAM, gets one step closer to self-awareness<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16735679<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh and something other than a direct gigabit connection to their local ISP.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | last-mit-hacker | dwq7vkp | <|sols|><|sot|>HN realizes not everyone has 4k screens with 32GB RAM, gets one step closer to self-awareness<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16735679<|eol|><|sor|>>In 2018, the most popular memory amount for users of Firefox is still 4GB, trailed by the also disappointingly small 8GB.
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programmingcirclejerk | albgr03 | dwps761 | <|sols|><|sot|>HN realizes not everyone has 4k screens with 32GB RAM, gets one step closer to self-awareness<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16735679<|eol|><|sor|>>8 GB is more than enough for most people. My family's Win10 desktop is happy with 4GB, my office desktop is cozy with 8GB. My own desktop has 16GB of RAM, but it runs many, albeit small, virtual machines. "The hardware is cheap, let's waste it" mentality doesn't help anyone and it's wrong. I've written some state of the art algorithms which use 1.5MB of RAM and make the CPU scream for cooling (I develop high performance computing software as a side-academic gig), so like every resource, RAM should be used sparingly.
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A bit of sanity from HN<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | dwpz1ib | <|sols|><|sot|>HN realizes not everyone has 4k screens with 32GB RAM, gets one step closer to self-awareness<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16735679<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, not everyone makes 160k+ a year?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>lpt buy a $500 pair of shoes because they'll last longer per dollar than the $15 pair you can afford<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | ExBigBoss | dwpaanz | <|sols|><|sot|>HN realizes not everyone has 4k screens with 32GB RAM, gets one step closer to self-awareness<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16735679<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So, the JS toolchain has vexed me in the past as well.
I was a full-stack MEAN developer for almost 2 years but my primary skills are in C++.
I was initially taken aback by the complexity of the JS ecosystem at first as well but there's a sort of method to this madness.
Front-end dev has graduated from being a toy to a full-on application platform (this is a good thing in its own right)
Node.js enables easy unit testing of core UI logic and reliable mocks of the DOM yield strong testing as well. These are good things in a weakly dynamically-typed language.
Minification is a good thing and literally does drop size of the JS document which is the direction you wanna go. Transpiling from ES6+ to ES5 and below (plus polyfills) is amazing for ease-of-development and reliability across all available browsers.
All of these things, imo, make the complexity worth it. I'm not super huge on all the random dialects of JS popping up (React has a massive abstraction leak that no one cares about) but overall, the things that the Node ecosystem brings to front-end development makes it sane.
Standards for web-based UIs have gone up. I think wasm is a step in the right direction but, honestly, we need a language that can stand up to the task like C++ or Rust.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | ExBigBoss | dwpo158 | <|sols|><|sot|>HN realizes not everyone has 4k screens with 32GB RAM, gets one step closer to self-awareness<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16735679<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So, the JS toolchain has vexed me in the past as well.
I was a full-stack MEAN developer for almost 2 years but my primary skills are in C++.
I was initially taken aback by the complexity of the JS ecosystem at first as well but there's a sort of method to this madness.
Front-end dev has graduated from being a toy to a full-on application platform (this is a good thing in its own right)
Node.js enables easy unit testing of core UI logic and reliable mocks of the DOM yield strong testing as well. These are good things in a weakly dynamically-typed language.
Minification is a good thing and literally does drop size of the JS document which is the direction you wanna go. Transpiling from ES6+ to ES5 and below (plus polyfills) is amazing for ease-of-development and reliability across all available browsers.
All of these things, imo, make the complexity worth it. I'm not super huge on all the random dialects of JS popping up (React has a massive abstraction leak that no one cares about) but overall, the things that the Node ecosystem brings to front-end development makes it sane.
Standards for web-based UIs have gone up. I think wasm is a step in the right direction but, honestly, we need a language that can stand up to the task like C++ or Rust.<|eor|><|sor|>Primary skills in C++ aka "used to implement bubblesort in college with Dev C++"<|eor|><|sor|>Don't even step, bruh. I know glvalues from prvalues. I'm bloody fucking great at C++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | jokullmusic | dwpiz9h | <|sols|><|sot|>HN realizes not everyone has 4k screens with 32GB RAM, gets one step closer to self-awareness<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16735679<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Chrome's dev tools (Firefox might have this too) let you limit the resolution and network speed of your browsing, for this reason precisely. Love it. No CPU throttling though as far as I know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | ryeguy | 6ljijx | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmingcirclejerk | ryeguy | djuasdt | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|soopr|>stolen from /r/programming
fight me<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | R_Sholes | djuc2o8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|>Getting paid by LoC as #1 reason to choose Go for all your projects.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | senntenial | djuhz5l | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|> B R U T A L L Y S I M P L E
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programmingcirclejerk | cmov | djuiimf | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|>lol no generics<|eor|><|sor|> <l, o: l<!n>, o: g<e<n, e, r: 'i>, c, s>><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | webscaleNoob | djui7rz | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|> <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | djug9aw | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|>Cool, but I'd rate it Int16/Float64 compared to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/programmingcirclejerk/comments/6i8yi4/gif_gopher_demonstrates_how_easy_it_is_to_create/).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | alexbarrett | djuo4af | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|>Is that done with vim? If so, can someone explain the sequence of commands? Looks like a very productive way to write code and would like to learn how that was done!<|eor|><|sor|>`//go:generate unjerk`
From the autocomplete widget it's definitely Sublime.
I switched from using Sublime to mostly using IDEs a few years ago and the fluidity of editing (demonstrated here) is by far what I miss most.
You can create multiple cursors using `ctrl+alt+up/down` (or `ctrl+click`) and then intelligent use of that feature would let you replicate this sequence. One key thing is that each cursor has its own "clipboard" while active so you can do things like `ctrl+shift+right` to select a word then cut it and paste it as a "variable" for that cursor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | kirakun | djun62m | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|>Is that done with vim? If so, can someone explain the sequence of commands? Looks like a very productive way to write code and would like to learn how that was done!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | Hueho | djuowf8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|>lol repost<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | koval4 | djvgp4q | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|>> Go is for socially awkward aspies that actually love to code :P
Wait, what about 10xers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | gogenerics | djunh8a | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|>Is that done with vim? If so, can someone explain the sequence of commands? Looks like a very productive way to write code and would like to learn how that was done!<|eor|><|sor|>clearly done by 10x gopher.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | ryeguy | djvh7dx | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|>> Go is for socially awkward aspies that actually love to code :P
Wait, what about 10xers?<|eor|><|soopr|>they're the ones copy/pasting functions 10x for "generics"<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | Airtnp | djuxlw6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|>LOL
Yesterday I saw [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6l647l/generics_in_my_go/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | uptotwentycharacters | djvbwfp | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|>Too bad that there isn't some sort of text-substitution tool that could automate this sort of thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | DuBistKomisch | djw04yg | <|sols|><|sot|>Generic Programming in Golang<|eot|><|sol|>https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd2dc3bc72b058b85774ee804a521165<|eol|><|sor|>Is that done with vim? If so, can someone explain the sequence of commands? Looks like a very productive way to write code and would like to learn how that was done!<|eor|><|sor|>`//go:generate unjerk`
From the autocomplete widget it's definitely Sublime.
I switched from using Sublime to mostly using IDEs a few years ago and the fluidity of editing (demonstrated here) is by far what I miss most.
You can create multiple cursors using `ctrl+alt+up/down` (or `ctrl+click`) and then intelligent use of that feature would let you replicate this sequence. One key thing is that each cursor has its own "clipboard" while active so you can do things like `ctrl+shift+right` to select a word then cut it and paste it as a "variable" for that cursor.<|eor|><|sor|>aka interactive regexps<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | bugaevc | 12rm5l0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The article is not error-free. For instance, it calls me an "open-source software pioneer," which misrepresents my views and my work.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stallman.org/articles/dr-stallman.html<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmingcirclejerk | simon816 | jgvch2s | <|sols|><|sot|>The article is not error-free. For instance, it calls me an "open-source software pioneer," which misrepresents my views and my work.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stallman.org/articles/dr-stallman.html<|eol|><|sor|>Linking to stallman.org is cheating<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheGhostOfInky | jguykf5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The article is not error-free. For instance, it calls me an "open-source software pioneer," which misrepresents my views and my work.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stallman.org/articles/dr-stallman.html<|eol|><|sor|>Clearly the accurate representation of Stallman's work is as professional PCJerker.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmingcirclejerk | jamfour | jgvhflx | <|sols|><|sot|>The article is not error-free. For instance, it calls me an "open-source software pioneer," which misrepresents my views and my work.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stallman.org/articles/dr-stallman.html<|eol|><|sor|>They gave him free doctorates in exchange for free software. Sounds like a quid-pro-quo, and very un-free indeed.
Personally, the moment I realized that PhD meant doctorate in philosophy, it completely turned me off the idea. Im not in software for pondering the meaning of things, Im in it for delivering user value at any cost. Why cant I just `go get https://github.com/mit/UvD` (user value doctorate)? The barrier to entry really shows that universities arent concerned with delivering user value either.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | EricWeinsteinsMole | jgveq3j | <|sols|><|sot|>The article is not error-free. For instance, it calls me an "open-source software pioneer," which misrepresents my views and my work.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stallman.org/articles/dr-stallman.html<|eol|><|sor|>Open Source Autism >> Enterprise Autism<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | Faldarith | jgv3wg5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The article is not error-free. For instance, it calls me an "open-source software pioneer," which misrepresents my views and my work.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stallman.org/articles/dr-stallman.html<|eol|><|sor|>As someone with a PhD, i only grudgingly call MDs doctor, so.absolutely the fuck not.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | myhf | jgxldac | <|sols|><|sot|>The article is not error-free. For instance, it calls me an "open-source software pioneer," which misrepresents my views and my work.<|eot|><|sol|>https://stallman.org/articles/dr-stallman.html<|eol|><|sor|>They gave him free doctorates in exchange for free software. Sounds like a quid-pro-quo, and very un-free indeed.
Personally, the moment I realized that PhD meant doctorate in philosophy, it completely turned me off the idea. Im not in software for pondering the meaning of things, Im in it for delivering user value at any cost. Why cant I just `go get https://github.com/mit/UvD` (user value doctorate)? The barrier to entry really shows that universities arent concerned with delivering user value either.<|eor|><|sor|>> doctorate in philosophy
or as i've taken to calling it, doctorate plus philosophy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
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