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programmingcirclejerk | ewigebose | gk5t1sp | <|sols|><|sot|>Is rust becoming the defacto standard for Windows programming?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/l25lz2/microsoft_unifies_all_windows_apis_under_a_single/gk3v4l8<|eol|><|sor|>in b4 Rust#<|eor|><|sor|>This comment gave me tetanus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | maiteko | gk5haux | <|sols|><|sot|>Is rust becoming the defacto standard for Windows programming?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/l25lz2/microsoft_unifies_all_windows_apis_under_a_single/gk3v4l8<|eol|><|sor|>C++ -> C#
Haskal-> F#
Rust -> R#?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, they're already digging into supporting the R programming language, so that would become R#.
O# for oxide.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | Stargateur | gk5pae7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is rust becoming the defacto standard for Windows programming?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/l25lz2/microsoft_unifies_all_windows_apis_under_a_single/gk3v4l8<|eol|><|sor|>since when windows have any standard ?!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | Perceptes | gk5diih | <|sols|><|sot|>Is rust becoming the defacto standard for Windows programming?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/l25lz2/microsoft_unifies_all_windows_apis_under_a_single/gk3v4l8<|eol|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | ketralnis | gk5jeut | <|sols|><|sot|>Is rust becoming the defacto standard for Windows programming?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/l25lz2/microsoft_unifies_all_windows_apis_under_a_single/gk3v4l8<|eol|><|sor|>1. embrace<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | gk5lwoy | <|sols|><|sot|>Is rust becoming the defacto standard for Windows programming?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/l25lz2/microsoft_unifies_all_windows_apis_under_a_single/gk3v4l8<|eol|><|sor|>C++ -> C#
Haskal-> F#
Rust -> R#?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, they're already digging into supporting the R programming language, so that would become R#.
O# for oxide.<|eor|><|sor|>Rust.NET<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | andiconda | gk64t9g | <|sols|><|sot|>Is rust becoming the defacto standard for Windows programming?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/l25lz2/microsoft_unifies_all_windows_apis_under_a_single/gk3v4l8<|eol|><|sor|>C++ -> C#
Haskal-> F#
Rust -> R#?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, they're already digging into supporting the R programming language, so that would become R#.
O# for oxide.<|eor|><|sor|>Rust.NET<|eor|><|sor|>I can't wait. Watch them invent a .NET specific lifetime that just ignores the borrow checker<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | LeeXavier | gk6okjd | <|sols|><|sot|>Is rust becoming the defacto standard for Windows programming?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/l25lz2/microsoft_unifies_all_windows_apis_under_a_single/gk3v4l8<|eol|><|sor|>since when windows have any standard ?!?<|eor|><|sor|>Since forever. Windows is so advanced that it typically has at least three standards for any version, sometimes more. You can see this in the Windows 10 design language, for example, where depending on what OS-provided application you open it may look like Windows 10, 8, 7, or even XP.
Linux applications, on the other hand, typically look like either GNOME or KDE: only two standards, not nearly enough. That's why businesses choose Windows, because it's the most standard option.<|eor|><|sor|>> Linux applications, on the other hand, typically look like either GNOME or KDE: only two standards, not nearly enough.
Yes, this is why GTK+ apps blend in with their host OS and absolutely don't stick out like a sore thumb.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | nmarshall23 | gk5amxu | <|sols|><|sot|>Is rust becoming the defacto standard for Windows programming?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/l25lz2/microsoft_unifies_all_windows_apis_under_a_single/gk3v4l8<|eol|><|sor|>Friends don't let friends play with rusty windows.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | DurianExecutioner | gk5tixr | <|sols|><|sot|>Is rust becoming the defacto standard for Windows programming?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/l25lz2/microsoft_unifies_all_windows_apis_under_a_single/gk3v4l8<|eol|><|sor|>1. embrace<|eor|><|sor|>: extend<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | witcher_rat | gk5wvqo | <|sols|><|sot|>Is rust becoming the defacto standard for Windows programming?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/l25lz2/microsoft_unifies_all_windows_apis_under_a_single/gk3v4l8<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>> In my country (Italy) there are more Rust than C++ jobs
So like, 2 Rust jobs then?
^\(/uj ^sorry ^couldn't ^help ^it!\)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gk6rryv | <|sols|><|sot|>Is rust becoming the defacto standard for Windows programming?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/l25lz2/microsoft_unifies_all_windows_apis_under_a_single/gk3v4l8<|eol|><|sor|>in b4 Rust#<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>Why not encode a whatsapp sticker in Base64 and put it instead? Emojis are soooooo Gen Z.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | ijbu6f | <|sols|><|sot|>Yessss, "C++ Move Semantics - The Complete Guide" is complete now! ... 250 pages of basics, advanced stuff, traps, recommendations, and details, details, details<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/NicoJosuttis/status/1299731559310929923?s=09<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | g3croff | <|sols|><|sot|>Yessss, "C++ Move Semantics - The Complete Guide" is complete now! ... 250 pages of basics, advanced stuff, traps, recommendations, and details, details, details<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/NicoJosuttis/status/1299731559310929923?s=09<|eol|><|soopr|>The fact that ".* the complete guide" was incomplete till now is a testament to C++'s frustration capabilities.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | mo_al_ | g3dalmb | <|sols|><|sot|>Yessss, "C++ Move Semantics - The Complete Guide" is complete now! ... 250 pages of basics, advanced stuff, traps, recommendations, and details, details, details<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/NicoJosuttis/status/1299731559310929923?s=09<|eol|><|sor|>Its 1 page of definition, 249 pages of traps.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | g3d3wh6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yessss, "C++ Move Semantics - The Complete Guide" is complete now! ... 250 pages of basics, advanced stuff, traps, recommendations, and details, details, details<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/NicoJosuttis/status/1299731559310929923?s=09<|eol|><|sor|>;_; "Move semantics can't just be simple!!"
Rust: "Haha put move on the lambda and see if it works"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | lurebat | g3dibcc | <|sols|><|sot|>Yessss, "C++ Move Semantics - The Complete Guide" is complete now! ... 250 pages of basics, advanced stuff, traps, recommendations, and details, details, details<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/NicoJosuttis/status/1299731559310929923?s=09<|eol|><|sor|>Wow! I can't believe they managed to shrink it down so much<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | ExBigBoss | g3e3ksn | <|sols|><|sot|>Yessss, "C++ Move Semantics - The Complete Guide" is complete now! ... 250 pages of basics, advanced stuff, traps, recommendations, and details, details, details<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/NicoJosuttis/status/1299731559310929923?s=09<|eol|><|sor|>lol at move semantics requiring mutability
lol at move semantics not fundamentally just being a bitwise copy of an object
lol at the compiler for not ending an object's lexical scope upon move thus requiring moved-from objects still be valid to run destructors over
lol at a lack of `noexcept` causing exception-safe code to suddenly revert back to full on copy construction/assignment
C++ is a hot garbage pie of a language that's existed for too long without proper competition and now that Rust is out, it's shown how out-of-touch the committee is and why C++ for a new project in 2020 is basically boarding a sinking ship
tl dr: walk away from Rust, get pwnt in the face<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | SphericalMicrowave | g3eleyg | <|sols|><|sot|>Yessss, "C++ Move Semantics - The Complete Guide" is complete now! ... 250 pages of basics, advanced stuff, traps, recommendations, and details, details, details<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/NicoJosuttis/status/1299731559310929923?s=09<|eol|><|sor|>lol at move semantics requiring mutability
lol at move semantics not fundamentally just being a bitwise copy of an object
lol at the compiler for not ending an object's lexical scope upon move thus requiring moved-from objects still be valid to run destructors over
lol at a lack of `noexcept` causing exception-safe code to suddenly revert back to full on copy construction/assignment
C++ is a hot garbage pie of a language that's existed for too long without proper competition and now that Rust is out, it's shown how out-of-touch the committee is and why C++ for a new project in 2020 is basically boarding a sinking ship
tl dr: walk away from Rust, get pwnt in the face<|eor|><|sor|>is the tldr meant to be pro-rust?<|eor|><|sor|>*hides evangelization guide*
Of course not, you silly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | RidderHaddock | g3ddtwk | <|sols|><|sot|>Yessss, "C++ Move Semantics - The Complete Guide" is complete now! ... 250 pages of basics, advanced stuff, traps, recommendations, and details, details, details<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/NicoJosuttis/status/1299731559310929923?s=09<|eol|><|sor|>Its 1 page of definition, 249 pages of traps.<|eor|><|sor|>Traps within pitfalls.
(Actually a pretty good book.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | Y3SUShi | g3ebngo | <|sols|><|sot|>Yessss, "C++ Move Semantics - The Complete Guide" is complete now! ... 250 pages of basics, advanced stuff, traps, recommendations, and details, details, details<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/NicoJosuttis/status/1299731559310929923?s=09<|eol|><|sor|>lol at move semantics requiring mutability
lol at move semantics not fundamentally just being a bitwise copy of an object
lol at the compiler for not ending an object's lexical scope upon move thus requiring moved-from objects still be valid to run destructors over
lol at a lack of `noexcept` causing exception-safe code to suddenly revert back to full on copy construction/assignment
C++ is a hot garbage pie of a language that's existed for too long without proper competition and now that Rust is out, it's shown how out-of-touch the committee is and why C++ for a new project in 2020 is basically boarding a sinking ship
tl dr: walk away from Rust, get pwnt in the face<|eor|><|sor|>is the tldr meant to be pro-rust?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | RidderHaddock | g3dvrle | <|sols|><|sot|>Yessss, "C++ Move Semantics - The Complete Guide" is complete now! ... 250 pages of basics, advanced stuff, traps, recommendations, and details, details, details<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/NicoJosuttis/status/1299731559310929923?s=09<|eol|><|sor|>Its 1 page of definition, 249 pages of traps.<|eor|><|sor|>Traps within pitfalls.
(Actually a pretty good book.)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And it came out roughly at the same time C with Classes got its fancy new name.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | NormalSquirrel0 | g3kud1s | <|sols|><|sot|>Yessss, "C++ Move Semantics - The Complete Guide" is complete now! ... 250 pages of basics, advanced stuff, traps, recommendations, and details, details, details<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/NicoJosuttis/status/1299731559310929923?s=09<|eol|><|sor|>lol at move semantics requiring mutability
lol at move semantics not fundamentally just being a bitwise copy of an object
lol at the compiler for not ending an object's lexical scope upon move thus requiring moved-from objects still be valid to run destructors over
lol at a lack of `noexcept` causing exception-safe code to suddenly revert back to full on copy construction/assignment
C++ is a hot garbage pie of a language that's existed for too long without proper competition and now that Rust is out, it's shown how out-of-touch the committee is and why C++ for a new project in 2020 is basically boarding a sinking ship
tl dr: walk away from Rust, get pwnt in the face<|eor|><|sor|>/uj can't have move defined as bit-copy if you want to support self-referrential objects. You have to either add support for the types to fixup their pointers (what C++ does), or forbid self-referrential types entirely (what rust does)
/rj C++: hey can i copy your homework?
Rust: sure, just change it a little so it's not too obvious.
C++:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | priestmuffin | i8vwrn | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmingcirclejerk | Beheddard | g1b3u5a | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>> No exceptions.
Can't jerk, C really doesn't have exceptions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmingcirclejerk | marmakoide | g1bfn3c | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>If it is written, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | logicchains | g1bj45x | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>> No exceptions.
Can't jerk, C really doesn't have exceptions.<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean? `setjmp` and `longjmp` together form the C exception monad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | 32gbsd | g1bgohg | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>Do these people actually write programs that I can download and install on my computer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | wasp32 | g1bgz8g | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>If it is written, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd venture one step beyond that: if it exists, it is broken. (proof, everything I touch breaks)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | yoctometric | g1bg84a | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>>You still have "unsafe" in Rust, so is it broken by default and design and we should throw away the language
Yes. Finally somebody said it. A brave soul<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | zenolijo | g1bh5sw | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>all our os are broken on this blessed day<|eor|><|sor|>Mine isn't because I use RedoxOS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | zenolijo | g1bhlvp | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>all our os are broken on this blessed day<|eor|><|sor|>Mine isn't because I use RedoxOS.<|eor|><|sor|>Wow and your shell? And your libc?<|eor|><|sor|>ion shell and relibc of course!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | JiminP | g1bk4eb | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>> No exceptions.
Can't jerk, C really doesn't have exceptions.<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean? `setjmp` and `longjmp` together form the C exception monad.<|eor|><|sor|>it's not zero-cost so it's basically useless duh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | darthbarracuda | g1b9co2 | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, have you actually paid attention lately? They're all pretty damn broken in one way or another.<|eor|><|sor|>moving to rust is not fixing that either, lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | cycle_schumacher | g1c05b8 | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>Do these people actually write programs that I can download and install on my computer?<|eor|><|sor|>Go to install rust, open rustup.rs
Read instructions
curl --proto '=https' --tlsv1.2 -sSf https://sh.rustup.rs | sh
**curl** hmm let's see which language this is written in
...
REEEEEEEEEE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | g1b7urq | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, have you actually paid attention lately? They're all pretty damn broken in one way or another.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | g1bvmeb | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>Do these people actually write programs that I can download and install on my computer?<|eor|><|sor|>> download and install
lol no abi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | fat_apollo | g1bptf7 | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>As a Lisp programmer, I don't dunk on everything that is not Rust; I instead dunk on everything that is C.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | g1bv7qy | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>Well there's one exception: me.
I don't write bugs. Anyone who does is a bad programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | g1c04wy | <|sols|><|sot|>If it is written in C, then it is broken by default. No exceptions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24140949<|eol|><|sor|>> No exceptions.
Can't jerk, C really doesn't have exceptions.<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean? `setjmp` and `longjmp` together form the C exception monad.<|eor|><|sor|>You mean you're too good to use `goto`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | v64 | ec7kqr | <|sols|><|sot|>"What browser are you using?" "GNU Wget 1.20.1 built on linux-gnu."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21821246<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmingcirclejerk | fckoch | fba1080 | <|sols|><|sot|>"What browser are you using?" "GNU Wget 1.20.1 built on linux-gnu."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21821246<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'd just like to interject for a moment. What youre referring to as Chrome is in fact, GNU/chrome, or as Ive recently taken to calling it, GNU plus wget. Chrome is not a web browser unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | IEatLegosOnPurpose | fb9tfyn | <|sols|><|sot|>"What browser are you using?" "GNU Wget 1.20.1 built on linux-gnu."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21821246<|eol|><|sor|>`alias wget="curl -LO"`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | Waghlon | fba4k9o | <|sols|><|sot|>"What browser are you using?" "GNU Wget 1.20.1 built on linux-gnu."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21821246<|eol|><|sor|>I use a custom version of Netscape that I've been coding on for two decades.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | kevin_with_rice | fbcbnhs | <|sols|><|sot|>"What browser are you using?" "GNU Wget 1.20.1 built on linux-gnu."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21821246<|eol|><|sor|>> built on linux-gnu
Imagine disobeying RMS and not putting GNU first, actively destroying the free software community<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | gitPullOriginDevelop | fba43vy | <|sols|><|sot|>"What browser are you using?" "GNU Wget 1.20.1 built on linux-gnu."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21821246<|eol|><|sor|>Well, that guy is onto something. I use Firefox and have similar behavior. I randomly get redirected back where I came from or to sing-in page.
Strangely enough, I cleared the cookies and it allowed me to download it. Trying again yields the same results.
Download doesn't work unless I clear the cookies? what a fucked up website.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | dxp2ri | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmingcirclejerk | senj | f7uro4c | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Cant beat your meat if your hands are too busy typing if err != null endlessly! *taps head*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | f7u64d3 | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Agreed, Go is like that guy who made shitty cereal and shoved yogurt up his ass constantly and advocated male genital mutilation.
(Then I read the post)
Oh, they're in favor of all that. Well then.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmingcirclejerk | CptJero | f7uwbx1 | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Cant beat your meat if your hands are too busy typing if err != null endlessly! *taps head*<|eor|><|sor|>Its `nil` you pleb. This isnt teh script were taking about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentconfessor | f7ux4wy | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Takes a very sick individual to see everything through the lens of masturbation<|eor|><|sor|>I know right? It would be like naming a subreddit "circlejerk" or something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | senj | f7vg6up | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Cant beat your meat if your hands are too busy typing if err != null endlessly! *taps head*<|eor|><|sor|>Its `nil` you pleb. This isnt teh script were taking about<|eor|><|sor|>Nil? *Nil?* What is this, a language for British soccer hooligans? Did we lose a war or something?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheBHGFan | f7ujqgc | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Takes a very sick individual to see everything through the lens of masturbation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | randompecans | f7uvoh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Agreed. The lack of zero cost abstractions and generics would instantly kill whatever hard-on I could procure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | notjfd | f7we9gb | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Cant beat your meat if your hands are too busy typing if err != null endlessly! *taps head*<|eor|><|sor|>Its `nil` you pleb. This isnt teh script were taking about<|eor|><|sor|>Nil? *Nil?* What is this, a language for British soccer hooligans? Did we lose a war or something?<|eor|><|sor|>It's shorter to type than null.
Efficiency!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheBHGFan | f7v0wqh | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Takes a very sick individual to see everything through the lens of masturbation<|eor|><|sor|>I know right? It would be like naming a subreddit "circlejerk" or something.<|eor|><|sor|>Deviants, the lot of them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | f7x7xhp | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Agreed, Go is like that guy who made shitty cereal and shoved yogurt up his ass constantly and advocated male genital mutilation.
(Then I read the post)
Oh, they're in favor of all that. Well then.<|eor|><|sor|>What was the story with shoving the yogurt?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
The pinnacle of early 1900s sex-negativity, douchebag extraordinaire, and a champion for all causes based on "You can't have a feature because someone might misuse it"
> His development of a bland diet was driven in part by the Adventist goal of reducing sexual stimulation
> As a leader of the anti-masturbation movement, Kellogg promoted extreme measures to prevent masturbation. **He circumcised himself at age 37**. His methods for the "rehabilitation" of masturbators included measures up to the point of mutilation without anesthetic, on both sexes. He was an advocate of circumcising young boys to curb masturbation and applying carbolic acid to a young woman's clitoris.
> Kellogg further believed that natural changes in intestinal flora could be sped by enemas seeded with favorable bacteria. He advocated the frequent use of an enema machine to cleanse the bowel with several gallons of water. Water enemas were followed by the administration of a pint of yogurthalf was eaten, the other half was administered by enema,
Oddly enough, the yogurt thing was about 5% true - Fecal transplants to replace gut bacteria are a real thing now. But I don't think any evidence supports enemas in healthy people, and pro-biotic yogurt is mostly a marketing campaign to sell surplus dairy and tell women it's okay to eat disgusting unhealthy 'health' food and then poop.
In the end, the Kellogg's company had to add a shitload of sugar to their cereal in order to stay in business. Guess that's what led to all the porno nowadays. Funniest company origin story I know of.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty003 | f7vxy23 | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>lol no cumShot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | allmeta | f7wvxv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Cant beat your meat if your hands are too busy typing if err != null endlessly! *taps head*<|eor|><|sor|>Its `nil` you pleb. This isnt teh script were taking about<|eor|><|sor|>Nil? *Nil?* What is this, a language for British soccer hooligans? Did we lose a war or something?<|eor|><|sor|>It's shorter to type than null.
Efficiency!<|eor|><|sor|>They thought about everything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | Geek55 | f7vp2lk | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>TIL using object oriented programming in an object oriented language is masturbation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | f7wyx9u | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Cant beat your meat if your hands are too busy typing if err != null endlessly! *taps head*<|eor|><|sor|>Its `nil` you pleb. This isnt teh script were taking about<|eor|><|sor|>Nil? *Nil?* What is this, a language for British soccer hooligans? Did we lose a war or something?<|eor|><|sor|>It's shorter to type than null.
Efficiency!<|eor|><|sor|>They thought about everything<|eor|><|soopr|>Good thing, too, since they'll be doing for each of `sortListF32`, `sortListInt8`, etc.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | MistahJuicyBoy | f7vrqfd | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>I've been using Go for 300 days and I've achieved God status. Finally, I got a girl to talk to me last week by going up and speaking to her
Thanks, no ~~fap~~ generics!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | f7vukun | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Cant beat your meat if your hands are too busy typing if err != null endlessly! *taps head*<|eor|><|soopr|>Also copy-pasting.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | editor_of_the_beast | f7w7ku1 | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>No nut forever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | jess-sch | f7w9whd | <|sols|><|sot|>To me, Go is "masturbation prevention" language.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21555904<|eol|><|sor|>Cant beat your meat if your hands are too busy typing if err != null endlessly! *taps head*<|eor|><|soopr|>Also copy-pasting.<|eoopr|><|sor|>who needs generics when you have `go generate`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | Time_Trade | bfg84j | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmingcirclejerk | senj | eldk2pw | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>Time to rewrite the Notre Dame in rust so these kinds of safety issues can be statically ruled out at compile time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmingcirclejerk | oefd | eldivzj | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>Strange, usually [IBM hates things that are >40 years old](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ibm-sued-for-age-discrimination-after-thousands-fired/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | Earhacker | eldub3q | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>`npm install cathedral-roof@2.0.0`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | super_g_man | eldpheu | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>this is a moral problem so i must use rust<|eor|><|sor|>It burned because of a lack of safe concurrency<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | username0x223 | eldl8e0 | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>Strange, usually [IBM hates things that are >40 years old](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ibm-sued-for-age-discrimination-after-thousands-fired/)<|eor|><|sor|>Humans, maybe, but they're all about supporting System/360 in its old age.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | msiekkinen | eldkftr | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>> IBM is seeking to activate developers
[If I were us, I'd get on the internet, send out a major distress signal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6gXhPFHRDo)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | somewhataccurate | eldsfld | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>>blockchain notre dame<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | Moarbid_Krabs | elehv9f | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>Time to rewrite the Notre Dame in rust so these kinds of safety issues can be statically ruled out at compile time<|eor|><|sor|>Fearless Hagiography!
Threads without flying buttresses!
How exciting! How exciting!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | AtomicRaine | eldisac | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>My code is a better work of art than 12th century architecture<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | msiekkinen | eldynw1 | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>`npm install cathedral-roof@2.0.0`<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not sure it's large enough to hold all the node dependencies there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | msiekkinen | eldymc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>>blockchain notre dame<|eor|><|sor|>>powered by advanced AI<|eor|><|sor|>in the cloud<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | xeveri | eldmkti | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>this is a moral problem so i must use rust<|eor|><|sor|>So maybe the fire was for the best!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | hhes | eldsvzr | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>>blockchain notre dame<|eor|><|sor|>>powered by advanced AI<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | msiekkinen | eldykha | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>this is a moral problem so i must use rust<|eor|><|sor|>It burned because of a lack of safe concurrency<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone knows rust can't burn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | axisofdenial | elem76r | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>>blockchain notre dame<|eor|><|sor|>>powered by advanced AI<|eor|><|sor|>in the cloud<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Where is your God now?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | SkaKri | eldt8bd | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>> IBM is seeking to activate developers
[If I were us, I'd get on the internet, send out a major distress signal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6gXhPFHRDo)<|eor|><|sor|>I feel so strangely activated<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | msiekkinen | eldyclm | <|sols|><|sot|>IBM commits to helping restore Notre Dame with global hackathon<|eot|><|sol|>https://developer.ibm.com/code-and-response/blogs/ibm-commits-to-helping-restore-notre-dame-with-global-hackathon/<|eol|><|sor|>> IBM is seeking to activate developers
[If I were us, I'd get on the internet, send out a major distress signal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6gXhPFHRDo)<|eor|><|sor|>I feel so strangely activated<|eor|><|sor|>Just like Voltron! ... or a terrorist sleeper cell?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | theanzelm | azfzzw | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmingcirclejerk | Atsch | ei7iqcs | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>Raising exceptions is expensive. So, instead of having code that walks up the call stack in one place, we put code that manually moves errors up the call stack to every single call site! So much more efficient!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmingcirclejerk | username0x223 | ei7hvkv | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>I have my editor (Acme, as the Commander intended) configured so the caps lock key inserts a space, and the space bar inserts
result, err := ;
if err != nil {
return nil, err;
}
Problem solved. Who needs exceptions?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmingcirclejerk | ZorbaTHut | ei7kqr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>Raising exceptions is expensive. So, instead of having code that walks up the call stack in one place, we put code that manually moves errors up the call stack to every single call site! So much more efficient!<|eor|><|sor|>Also, aren't exceptions usually expensive only if thrown? And throwing an exception tends to be an *extraordinarily* rare case. If exception performance is your bottleneck then you should probably not be throwing exceptions for non-exceptional behavior.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | samnardoni | ei7ulfv | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>Raising exceptions is expensive. So, instead of having code that walks up the call stack in one place, we put code that manually moves errors up the call stack to every single call site! So much more efficient!<|eor|><|sor|>Also, aren't exceptions usually expensive only if thrown? And throwing an exception tends to be an *extraordinarily* rare case. If exception performance is your bottleneck then you should probably not be throwing exceptions for non-exceptional behavior.<|eor|><|sor|>If only exceptions had a name that conveyed that they represent the exceptional case. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | hackcasual | ei7v1cw | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>Raising exceptions is expensive. So, instead of having code that walks up the call stack in one place, we put code that manually moves errors up the call stack to every single call site! So much more efficient!<|eor|><|sor|>Also, aren't exceptions usually expensive only if thrown? And throwing an exception tends to be an *extraordinarily* rare case. If exception performance is your bottleneck then you should probably not be throwing exceptions for non-exceptional behavior.<|eor|><|sor|>If only exceptions had a name that conveyed that they represent the exceptional case. <|eor|><|sor|>We should call them errnils<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | DC2SEA | ei7o312 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>Gophers are one trick ponies, if you ask me. <|eor|><|sor|>They're killing it in SLOC though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | ZorbaTHut | ei7vmva | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>Raising exceptions is expensive. So, instead of having code that walks up the call stack in one place, we put code that manually moves errors up the call stack to every single call site! So much more efficient!<|eor|><|sor|>Also, aren't exceptions usually expensive only if thrown? And throwing an exception tends to be an *extraordinarily* rare case. If exception performance is your bottleneck then you should probably not be throwing exceptions for non-exceptional behavior.<|eor|><|sor|>If only exceptions had a name that conveyed that they represent the exceptional case. <|eor|><|sor|>We could call them Uncommons. Or Rares.
And then color them blue to denote their rarity.
And collect them to kill monsters in a group combat scenario.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | ijauradunbi | ei7jeic | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>Gophers are one trick ponies, if you ask me. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | Cakefonz | ei7mo6a | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>`#!/usr/bin/env unjerk`
Im no Gopher, but shouldnt it be `if err == nil`? The example seems to suggest using `result` if an error occurred<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | i9srpeg | ei80w67 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>Raising exceptions is expensive. So, instead of having code that walks up the call stack in one place, we put code that manually moves errors up the call stack to every single call site! So much more efficient!<|eor|><|sor|>Also, aren't exceptions usually expensive only if thrown? And throwing an exception tends to be an *extraordinarily* rare case. If exception performance is your bottleneck then you should probably not be throwing exceptions for non-exceptional behavior.<|eor|><|sor|>If only exceptions had a name that conveyed that they represent the exceptional case. <|eor|><|sor|>We could call them Uncommons. Or Rares.
And then color them blue to denote their rarity.
And collect them to kill monsters in a group combat scenario.<|eor|><|sor|>> And then color them blue to denote their rarity.
When I was a child, I used to speak like a child, think like a child,
reason like a child; when I became a man, I did away with childish
things. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | three18ti | ei7rows | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>Gophers are one trick ponies, if you ask me. <|eor|><|sor|>They're killing it in SLOC though.<|eor|><|sor|>The only metric that matters. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | ExBigBoss | ei7t9ha | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>lol tfw you just:
const { result, error } = someFunc();
if (error) { }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | Joniator | ei7racr | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>>It would be better to avoid throwing exception
I don't throw exceptions ~~be auseinandernehmen~~ because my code ALWAYS works as expected<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | umop_aplsdn | ei8bsx5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher being helpful in JS library GitHub issue: "The problem [...] is that exceptions are expensive. It would be better to avoid throwing exception". JSer: "What would you recommend?!". Gopher: "Well, in golang the syntax is: if err != nil {..."<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/yagop/node-telegram-bot-api/issues/273#issuecomment-346531674<|eol|><|sor|>`#!/usr/bin/env unjerk`
Im no Gopher, but shouldnt it be `if err == nil`? The example seems to suggest using `result` if an error occurred<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
You can determine which destructors you need to call at compile time. And destructors that just deallocate memory and don't do anything fancy shouldn't take longer to call than a garbage collection cycle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | max_compressor | 78ko1x | <|sols|><|sot|>We changed the icon back, you can resume working now<|eot|><|sol|>https://code.visualstudio.com/blogs/2017/10/24/theicon<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmingcirclejerk | InvisibleEar | dounsp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>We changed the icon back, you can resume working now<|eot|><|sol|>https://code.visualstudio.com/blogs/2017/10/24/theicon<|eol|><|sor|>Thank God I haven't been able to sleep for a week<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
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