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programmingcirclejerk | nuclearbananana | hqgxihc | <|sols|><|sot|>It is going to take many years to heal the tremendous, profound damage java has done to the software industry and by extension to the world.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/comments/rr9fwx/_/hqext95/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>It is going to take many years to heal the tremendous, profound damage r/programming has done to programmers' brains and by extension to the world<|eor|><|sor|>It is going to take many years to heal the tremendous, profound damage ~~r /programming~~ programming has done to programmers' brains and by extension to the world<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | CptJero | hqggii4 | <|sols|><|sot|>It is going to take many years to heal the tremendous, profound damage java has done to the software industry and by extension to the world.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/comments/rr9fwx/_/hqext95/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>/uj dude is a masturbator who posts here... youve been checked,
also, lol our OP is a gopher...<|eor|><|soopr|>I dont appreciate you outing me of my gopher hole
Also lol @ you using a 1hr old account<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | Ineffective-Cellist8 | hqgy8ny | <|sols|><|sot|>It is going to take many years to heal the tremendous, profound damage java has done to the software industry and by extension to the world.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/comments/rr9fwx/_/hqext95/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|> s/java/haskell
s/java/lisp
s/java/javascript
s/java/npm
s/java/rust
s/java/protobuf
s/java/c++
It all works<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | EternityForest | hqgayiz | <|sols|><|sot|>It is going to take many years to heal the tremendous, profound damage java has done to the software industry and by extension to the world.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/comments/rr9fwx/_/hqext95/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>/uj What exactly did Java do? It's ugly and boilerplateful but beyond that everyone who writes large apps with it seems to agree it scales well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hqhge06 | <|sols|><|sot|>It is going to take many years to heal the tremendous, profound damage java has done to the software industry and by extension to the world.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/comments/rr9fwx/_/hqext95/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine misunderstanding the issue so much that you blame the language. Imagine getting so heated about a programming language that you resort to being a loser troll.
smh my head my head.<|eor|><|sor|>programming trolls are disgusting, bottom of the barrel creatures<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hqh1shk | <|sols|><|sot|>It is going to take many years to heal the tremendous, profound damage java has done to the software industry and by extension to the world.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/comments/rr9fwx/_/hqext95/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>THREE BILLION devices run Java<|eor|><|sor|>There are more devices running Java than atoms in the universe.<|eor|><|sor|> Thm: P=NP
Pf: Java.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | integralWorker | hqibuf7 | <|sols|><|sot|>It is going to take many years to heal the tremendous, profound damage java has done to the software industry and by extension to the world.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/comments/rr9fwx/_/hqext95/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>tell me where log4j touched your machine<|eor|><|sor|>`/`
:(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | alert1xss | hqg8mv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>It is going to take many years to heal the tremendous, profound damage java has done to the software industry and by extension to the world.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/comments/rr9fwx/_/hqext95/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>/uj dude is a masturbator who posts here... youve been checked,
also, lol our OP is a gopher...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | EternityForest | hqgh01j | <|sols|><|sot|>It is going to take many years to heal the tremendous, profound damage java has done to the software industry and by extension to the world.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/comments/rr9fwx/_/hqext95/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>/uj What exactly did Java do? It's ugly and boilerplateful but beyond that everyone who writes large apps with it seems to agree it scales well.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Hoping you forgot the /uj at the front of your comment
if not, consider me jerked<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I did in fact forget it
/rj Much like a C programmer forgets to free()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | raze4daze | hqge3ld | <|sols|><|sot|>It is going to take many years to heal the tremendous, profound damage java has done to the software industry and by extension to the world.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/comments/rr9fwx/_/hqext95/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Thankfully a legion of consultants have been working at this since Javas release by promoting good design patterns and streamlining enterprise adoptability. We should be thankful to have such insightful architects/designers/PMs, as theyre a big reason we all have enterprise jobs writing beans and springs. Next time you are able to feed your family or provide them with medical care, thank a consultant.<|eor|><|sor|>Bless the consultants. The value they provide is immeasurable and the world certainly cant do without them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | hqgwhlp | <|sols|><|sot|>It is going to take many years to heal the tremendous, profound damage java has done to the software industry and by extension to the world.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programming/comments/rr9fwx/_/hqext95/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>THREE BILLION devices run Java<|eor|><|sor|>that does seem to be the problem<|eor|><|sor|>TWO BILLION NINE HUNDRED NINETY NINE MILLION NINE HUNDRED NINETY NINE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED NINETY NINE devices run Java<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | uasan | pt7nbs | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmingcirclejerk | 0dyl | hdujevi | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>Economic crises, climate change, overpopulation and C++. I don't think it's moral to bring a child into such a world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hduivic | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>Lol. Implying next gen programmers will know anything other than react js.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | DXPower | hdudt37 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>Takes a long time to emulate perfection (Rust).
FYI I am implying that Rust is perfect. These kind of subtleties in a language, including Rust, often go over the heads of people not smart enough to deal with such (Rust).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | n3f4s | hdutoga | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>Lol. Implying next gen programmers will know anything other than react js.<|eor|><|sor|>Developers won't know react, cpu will run react js and language will compile to it. React will be the equivalent of current assembly languages, everyone will know of it but rarer will be the developer who know it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | PrimozDelux | hdv52sq | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>C++ is generational trauma<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hdvuydw | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>Lol. Implying next gen programmers will know anything other than react js.<|eor|><|sor|>Developers won't know react, cpu will run react js and language will compile to it. React will be the equivalent of current assembly languages, everyone will know of it but rarer will be the developer who know it<|eor|><|sor|>in an ideal world, we would have a CPU with a single register of size 128GB and an ISA consisting of string ops and key-value ops.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | ohforth | hduu1ev | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>The sins of the fathers shall be visited on the sons<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | MisterOfScience | hdv5bue | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>Bjarne Stroustrup is the second coming of Dennis Ritchie, our Lord and 1000000xer. C++ is the word of Undefined Behavior and should not be changed.
Rust is the wailing of the infidels.<|eor|><|sor|>Second coming? As in Dennis Ritchie had two concurrent comings? Doesn't sound thread safe...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | hdx6tr6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>Lol. Implying next gen programmers will know anything other than react js.<|eor|><|sor|>Developers won't know react, cpu will run react js and language will compile to it. React will be the equivalent of current assembly languages, everyone will know of it but rarer will be the developer who know it<|eor|><|sor|>a new john carmack will emerge for this next generation<|eor|><|sor|>// evil direct HTML DOM level hacking
// what the fuck?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hdwvxx3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>Lol. Implying next gen programmers will know anything other than react js.<|eor|><|sor|>Developers won't know react, cpu will run react js and language will compile to it. React will be the equivalent of current assembly languages, everyone will know of it but rarer will be the developer who know it<|eor|><|sor|>a new john carmack will emerge for this next generation<|eor|><|sor|>the new john carmack has probably already been born, now a mere babe, but one day will lead us to the holy land of 30+ FPS javacript apps, GPU terminals that approach the speed of a VT100, and websites that fit in less than 10MB.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | hdvbqgm | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>Three Generations of Punishment for using an immoral language. Sounds fair to me! To the Bitcoin mines you go, little Timmy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | hduur01 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>Bjarne Stroustrup is the second coming of Dennis Ritchie, our Lord and 1000000xer. C++ is the word of Undefined Behavior and should not be changed.
Rust is the wailing of the infidels.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | earthisunderattack | hdvfs4k | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>Lol. Implying next gen programmers will know anything other than react js.<|eor|><|sor|>Developers won't know react, cpu will run react js and language will compile to it. React will be the equivalent of current assembly languages, everyone will know of it but rarer will be the developer who know it<|eor|><|sor|>a new john carmack will emerge for this next generation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | m50d | hdxij3d | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who haven't yet been born will get to implement the [C++] proposals going through now. Puts things into perspective!<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/psi5y3/are_metaclasses_still_coming_to_c/hdrabfk/<|eol|><|sor|>Bjarne Stroustrup is the second coming of Dennis Ritchie, our Lord and 1000000xer. C++ is the word of Undefined Behavior and should not be changed.
Rust is the wailing of the infidels.<|eor|><|sor|>Second coming? As in Dennis Ritchie had two concurrent comings? Doesn't sound thread safe...<|eor|><|sor|>Ritchie's behaviour is undefined; the standard imposes no requirements on him. Only the worthy will be saved at runtime.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | ____ben____ | p63ny4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmingcirclejerk | affectation_man | h9axu08 | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>I need reserved words to be able to show off all the colours in my editor theme's obnoxious palette<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | h9b7n3c | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>The only language I know if that doesn't have reserved words is IBM's PL/I. I learned that back in college on punch cards in 1980.
Is this person a PL/I programmer?
It's fun saying things like
`IF IF = THEN THEN GOTO GOTO ELSE GOTO ELSE;`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmingcirclejerk | onthefence928 | h9bj7oj | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>The only language I know if that doesn't have reserved words is IBM's PL/I. I learned that back in college on punch cards in 1980.
Is this person a PL/I programmer?
It's fun saying things like
`IF IF = THEN THEN GOTO GOTO ELSE GOTO ELSE;`<|eor|><|sor|>Are you having a stroke?<|eor|><|sor|>possibly even a jerk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | BIG_SNYK_ENERGY | h9bcdd6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>The only language I know if that doesn't have reserved words is IBM's PL/I. I learned that back in college on punch cards in 1980.
Is this person a PL/I programmer?
It's fun saying things like
`IF IF = THEN THEN GOTO GOTO ELSE GOTO ELSE;`<|eor|><|sor|>Are you having a stroke?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | UnicornPrince4U | h9axmeb | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>I refuse to use any language with a defined character set.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | Badel2 | h9b453d | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>They must love Rust, the upcoming 2021 edition reserves `prefix#identifier` where prefix can be any prefix and identifier can be any identifier.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | h9bd9yr | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>They must love Rust, the upcoming 2021 edition reserves `prefix#identifier` where prefix can be any prefix and identifier can be any identifier.<|eor|><|sor|>Only genius Rustaceans have big enough brains to understand the use cases for this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | FinJoTheGreat | h9cpe7k | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>I need reserved words to be able to show off all the colours in my editor theme's obnoxious palette<|eor|><|sor|>Solution: use lisp and show off the obnoxious pallette of your paren matching<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | h9bkl2t | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>Languages with reserved words (like Python 3) aren't Turing complete<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | m50d | h9c95al | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>So I have to implement my own if-statement? No thank you.
Although if there's a good package manager and I can download `if`, and other statements, I guess that'd be okay.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine wanting statements. `if` expression gang rise up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | cashto | h9c0hhy | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>All languages are implemented in C, and C has reserved keywords. Checkmate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheWheez | h9bd6tp | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>I think the truth stops after the word 'languages' here.<|eor|><|sor|>I suppose the nirvana of LISP does transcend language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | n3f4s | h9avx3u | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>Reserved words are for 0.1xer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | angelgabalvarez | h9c31fq | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, a prime example of an average lambda calculus enjoyer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | senj | h9bkt2w | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>cool but i like being employed, so<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | cs61bredditaccount | h9cxmbv | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>I need reserved words to be able to show off all the colours in my editor theme's obnoxious palette<|eor|><|sor|>When I was a child, I used to speak like a child, think like a child, reason like a child; when I became a man, I did away with childish things. -Rob Pike on Syntax Highlighting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | freak_dessert2 | h9d9h83 | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>From the parent thread (about JavaScript const keyword instead of "con")
> The 'const' nomenclature is an abomination before science and human progress<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | lampshadish2 | h9bkh0n | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>So I have to implement my own if-statement? No thank you.
Although if there's a good package manager and I can download `if`, and other statements, I guess that'd be okay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty005 | h9ee555 | <|sols|><|sot|>Personally I dont use any languages with reserved words<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28208246<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, a prime example of an average lambda calculus enjoyer.<|eor|><|sor|>Lambda? lol reserved Greek letter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | unixLike_ | p2vt77 | <|sols|><|sot|>NodeJS security recommendation: dont. Transpire Rust into WASM instead.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28153184<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | h8msim8 | <|sols|><|sot|>NodeJS security recommendation: dont. Transpire Rust into WASM instead.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28153184<|eol|><|sor|>Rust compiled into WASM running on the server (or desktop) might just be crazy enough to be the next webshit thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmingcirclejerk | theangeryemacsshibe | h8mw8d5 | <|sols|><|sot|>NodeJS security recommendation: dont. Transpire Rust into WASM instead.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28153184<|eol|><|sor|>what is JIT :S
what is native from JIT :S<|eor|><|sor|>bad: source code JIT
bad: source code made up VM which doesn't look like any real machine but has classes JIT
good: source code made up VM which doesn't look like any real machine but doesn't have classes JIT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | BIG_SNYK_ENERGY | h8n69ck | <|sols|><|sot|>NodeJS security recommendation: dont. Transpire Rust into WASM instead.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28153184<|eol|><|sor|>> [flagged]
Oooh this jerk has an air of mystery to it I love it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | McGlockenshire | h8pbhhh | <|sols|><|sot|>NodeJS security recommendation: dont. Transpire Rust into WASM instead.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28153184<|eol|><|sor|>> [flagged]
Oooh this jerk has an air of mystery to it I love it<|eor|><|sor|>ok on HN: thinly veiled modern white nationalist movement propaganda and whataboutism talking points
flagged on HN: shitting on Node<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | h8n0vji | <|sols|><|sot|>NodeJS security recommendation: dont. Transpire Rust into WASM instead.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28153184<|eol|><|sor|>what is JIT :S
what is native from JIT :S<|eor|><|sor|>bad: source code JIT
bad: source code made up VM which doesn't look like any real machine but has classes JIT
good: source code made up VM which doesn't look like any real machine but doesn't have classes JIT<|eor|><|sor|>lol sorry buddy but real machines have ~~curves~~ stacks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | h8nwh4e | <|sols|><|sot|>NodeJS security recommendation: dont. Transpire Rust into WASM instead.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28153184<|eol|><|sor|>> More reasonably...
>
> Most of these are fundamental server side web app best practice that we learnt decades ago and used Perl libraries that mitigated them back in the 90s.
We're at the point where we're asking web devs to take notes from 90s-2000s Perl devs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | ADVANCED_BOTTOM_TEXT | h8os9om | <|sols|><|sot|>NodeJS security recommendation: dont. Transpire Rust into WASM instead.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28153184<|eol|><|sor|>> More reasonably...
>
> Most of these are fundamental server side web app best practice that we learnt decades ago and used Perl libraries that mitigated them back in the 90s.
We're at the point where we're asking web devs to take notes from 90s-2000s Perl devs.<|eor|><|sor|>Reject js stack
Return to perl<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | h8pau4u | <|sols|><|sot|>NodeJS security recommendation: dont. Transpire Rust into WASM instead.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28153184<|eol|><|sor|>Rust compiled into WASM running on the server (or desktop) might just be crazy enough to be the next webshit thing.<|eor|><|sor|> another brazzers drop <|eor|><|sor|>/uj what<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | lkraider | h8ptu7o | <|sols|><|sot|>NodeJS security recommendation: dont. Transpire Rust into WASM instead.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28153184<|eol|><|sor|>> More reasonably...
>
> Most of these are fundamental server side web app best practice that we learnt decades ago and used Perl libraries that mitigated them back in the 90s.
We're at the point where we're asking web devs to take notes from 90s-2000s Perl devs.<|eor|><|sor|>Reject js stack
Return to perl<|eor|><|sor|>Only if it's [Perl 7](https://www.perl.com/article/announcing-perl-7/?ref=alian.info)!<|eor|><|sor|>> Announcing Perl 7
O M G !
> Perl 7 is going to be Perl 5.32, mostly
oh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | hernytan | h8qmi4k | <|sols|><|sot|>NodeJS security recommendation: dont. Transpire Rust into WASM instead.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28153184<|eol|><|sor|>Rust compiled into WASM running on the server (or desktop) might just be crazy enough to be the next webshit thing.<|eor|><|sor|>To a small extent this is already happening. But I can't wait til it becomes mainstream, and all the thought leaders will bend over backwards to explain why this is The Blessed Way, and why nobody could ever write a language that has a good cross compilation story.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | h8p5fhj | <|sols|><|sot|>NodeJS security recommendation: dont. Transpire Rust into WASM instead.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28153184<|eol|><|sor|>> More reasonably...
>
> Most of these are fundamental server side web app best practice that we learnt decades ago and used Perl libraries that mitigated them back in the 90s.
We're at the point where we're asking web devs to take notes from 90s-2000s Perl devs.<|eor|><|sor|>Reject js stack
Return to perl<|eor|><|sor|>Only if it's [Perl 7](https://www.perl.com/article/announcing-perl-7/?ref=alian.info)!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | h8pnr66 | <|sols|><|sot|>NodeJS security recommendation: dont. Transpire Rust into WASM instead.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28153184<|eol|><|sor|>Rust compiled into WASM running on the server (or desktop) might just be crazy enough to be the next webshit thing.<|eor|><|sor|> another brazzers drop <|eor|><|sor|>/uj what<|eor|><|sor|>/uj rj<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | osmyjt | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmingcirclejerk | james_pic | h6prkbb | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>This is easy enough to handle. Virus signature databases need to just include signatures for the Rust standard library, so they can treat anything written in Rust as a virus.
/uj
This is a thing that actually started happening, with a popular Python bundler showing up in virus signature databases, as a result of the emergence of malware written in Python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | n3f4s | h6pjy56 | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, yeah, I remember that time when a malware exploited the lack of bugs. Or was a truly horrific experience. Make software safe, write bugs!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | h6ps014 | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>This is easy enough to handle. Virus signature databases need to just include signatures for the Rust standard library, so they can treat anything written in Rust as a virus.
/uj
This is a thing that actually started happening, with a popular Python bundler showing up in virus signature databases, as a result of the emergence of malware written in Python.<|eor|><|soopr|>malware in Python? Does it ship in a docker container?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | h6psx8r | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>> "Malware authors are known for their ability to adapt and modify their skills and behaviors to take advantage of newer technologies," said Eric Milam, Vice President of threat research at **BlackBerry**. "That tactic has multiple benefits from the development cycle and inherent lack of coverage from protective products."
Wow, who knew people with bad intentions want to find new work arounds in order to commit their malicious acts? Thanks, Eric! When I think of software security and security research, I'm going to think of *BlackBerry*.
> Some of the prominent examples of malware written in these languages over the past decade are as follows -
> - Dlang - DShell, Vovalex, OutCrypt, RemcosRAT
>
> - Go - ElectroRAT, EKANS (aka Snake), Zebrocy, WellMess, ChaChi
>
> - Nim - NimzaLoader, Zebrocy, DeroHE, Nim-based Cobalt Strike loaders
>
> - Rust - Convuster Adware, RustyBuer, TeleBots Downloader and Backdoor, NanoCore Dropper, PyOxidizer
Oh hey, thanks for giving some new projects to check out!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | milkshakemahn | h6qjbua | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You can only evade when your language's hello world program leaks megabytes of memory.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | CoderCharmander | h6q3nsw | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>Tools like wrenches or screwdrivers are useful, but they can also be a double-edged sword when criminals abuse the same tools to fix or upgrade firearms, making it less likely to fail in a robbery<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | CoderCharmander | h6q13gn | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>This is easy enough to handle. Virus signature databases need to just include signatures for the Rust standard library, so they can treat anything written in Rust as a virus.
/uj
This is a thing that actually started happening, with a popular Python bundler showing up in virus signature databases, as a result of the emergence of malware written in Python.<|eor|><|soopr|>malware in Python? Does it ship in a docker container?<|eoopr|><|sor|>/uj You'd be amazed at the amount of Discord token grabbers made with PyInstaller from the same codebase are on Youtube<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | SuspiciousScript | h6qo1yc | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>\> Go
\> "exotic"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | wzdd | h6qgj77 | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>Can you even write immoral things in Rust? Maybe this isn't a real problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | h6r4ae5 | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>This is easy enough to handle. Virus signature databases need to just include signatures for the Rust standard library, so they can treat anything written in Rust as a virus.
/uj
This is a thing that actually started happening, with a popular Python bundler showing up in virus signature databases, as a result of the emergence of malware written in Python.<|eor|><|soopr|>malware in Python? Does it ship in a docker container?<|eoopr|><|sor|>/uj You'd be amazed at the amount of Discord token grabbers made with PyInstaller from the same codebase are on Youtube<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>a discord token is your auth token. it gives you full access to somebodys account.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | mgostIH | h6r95yf | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>> "Malware authors are known for their ability to adapt and modify their skills and behaviors to take advantage of newer technologies," said Eric Milam, Vice President of threat research at **BlackBerry**. "That tactic has multiple benefits from the development cycle and inherent lack of coverage from protective products."
Wow, who knew people with bad intentions want to find new work arounds in order to commit their malicious acts? Thanks, Eric! When I think of software security and security research, I'm going to think of *BlackBerry*.
> Some of the prominent examples of malware written in these languages over the past decade are as follows -
> - Dlang - DShell, Vovalex, OutCrypt, RemcosRAT
>
> - Go - ElectroRAT, EKANS (aka Snake), Zebrocy, WellMess, ChaChi
>
> - Nim - NimzaLoader, Zebrocy, DeroHE, Nim-based Cobalt Strike loaders
>
> - Rust - Convuster Adware, RustyBuer, TeleBots Downloader and Backdoor, NanoCore Dropper, PyOxidizer
Oh hey, thanks for giving some new projects to check out!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Muk <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | FeelsASaurusRex | h6pmokz | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>Oh no Clifford Stoll's jingling keys won't be able to segfault the hottest rootkit on the block!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | Infernio | h6svdi8 | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>> "Malware authors are known for their ability to adapt and modify their skills and behaviors to take advantage of newer technologies," said Eric Milam, Vice President of threat research at **BlackBerry**. "That tactic has multiple benefits from the development cycle and inherent lack of coverage from protective products."
Wow, who knew people with bad intentions want to find new work arounds in order to commit their malicious acts? Thanks, Eric! When I think of software security and security research, I'm going to think of *BlackBerry*.
> Some of the prominent examples of malware written in these languages over the past decade are as follows -
> - Dlang - DShell, Vovalex, OutCrypt, RemcosRAT
>
> - Go - ElectroRAT, EKANS (aka Snake), Zebrocy, WellMess, ChaChi
>
> - Nim - NimzaLoader, Zebrocy, DeroHE, Nim-based Cobalt Strike loaders
>
> - Rust - Convuster Adware, RustyBuer, TeleBots Downloader and Backdoor, NanoCore Dropper, PyOxidizer
Oh hey, thanks for giving some new projects to check out!<|eor|><|sor|>> PyOxidizer
[Which is just a tool for packaging and distributing Python applications](https://github.com/indygreg/PyOxidizer). Python considered malware.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | h6rgmlg | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>oh no, software that works?? how harmful!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | recycle4science | h6s4ern | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj can I ask what community specifically? I'm new round these parts and haven't heard of some of these languages, e.g. V.
Edit: fix typo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | h6pna9f | <|sols|><|sot|>guarantees like memory-safe programming, but they can also be a double-edged sword when malware engineers abuse the same features designed to offer increased safeguards to their advantage, thereby making malware less susceptible to exploitation and thwart attempts to activate a kill-switch [...]<|eot|><|sol|>https://thehackernews.com/2021/07/hackers-turning-to-exotic-programming.html<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, yeah, I remember that time when a malware exploited the lack of bugs. Or was a truly horrific experience. Make software safe, write bugs!<|eor|><|sor|>/uj malware fuzzing can be a thing, not really groundbreaking or anything, but some people do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | RAKtheUndead | nog3hu | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmingcirclejerk | SlaimeLannister | gzzy463 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Society if Ada Lovelace had realized the potential of Rust's zero-cost abstractions:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmingcirclejerk | tnbd | h009b6d | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Why stop at C++? Everything after LISP has been the reason why we are sinners and just not good enough, and our scrums and JIRA stories are but the daily reminder for it.
Inb4: Haskal fanbois, I'm a strong independent 10x programmer I don't need no types<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | xThereon | gzzxson | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Is there really a whole subreddit of nerds angry that they heard of Bitcoin but didnt buy when it was cheap so they shit on it?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, it's called r/wallstreetbets<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | LunaPowder | h0016k7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Society if Ada Lovelace had realized the potential of Rust's zero-cost abstractions:<|eor|><|sor|>But sadly Ada is written in haskal :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | UnicornPrince4U | h007y48 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>And if Java had been avoided as well, we'd be at war with the machines by now.
But alas, you can wish in one hand and webshit in the other. In time, one will still be empty and in the other, you will find a buggy and poorly documented framework replacing the previously popular framework with no distinct advantage.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | h01ltxb | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Smalltalk
Lol no static types
Lol monkey patching
Lol IDE written in MS Paint
> Eiffel
Proprietary, don't care
> objective C
Amazing type safety of Smalltalk with amazing memory safety of C.
> scheme
n implementations, sqrt(n) libraries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | h00tich | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>The only jerk here is that he said 2-5 years instead of the correct value, 36 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | 15rthughes | gzzw5xf | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Is there really a whole subreddit of nerds angry that they heard of Bitcoin but didnt buy when it was cheap so they shit on it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | h00yd0z | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Why stop at C++? Everything after LISP has been the reason why we are sinners and just not good enough, and our scrums and JIRA stories are but the daily reminder for it.
Inb4: Haskal fanbois, I'm a strong independent 10x programmer I don't need no types<|eor|><|sor|>> Everything after LISP has been the reason why we are sinners and just not good enough, and our scrums and JIRA stories are but the daily reminder for it.
But you're not wrong, tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Willbo | h00xl4q | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>We would probably have alien technology by now if we just focused on assembly language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | h00ygnt | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>If only we hadn't strayed from God by moving away from Lisp, Scheme, and Smalltalk.
I cri evrytim<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | h00a0ci | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Smalltalk
lel they found a way to make Lisp weenies worse<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | Novdev | h0223rd | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Why stop at C++? Everything after LISP has been the reason why we are sinners and just not good enough, and our scrums and JIRA stories are but the daily reminder for it.
Inb4: Haskal fanbois, I'm a strong independent 10x programmer I don't need no types<|eor|><|sor|>```
(let ((jerking (not jerking)))
"this but unironically")
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty005 | h00igrw | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>5 years? _5_ years?? Try 50+ years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | desumn | h00lg4z | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>You see Objective C is Objectively C, so technically it's as popular as C. C shouldn't be popular because it's immoral so what the guy in this post say shouldn't be taken seriously.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | PrimozDelux | h00eil3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>This unironically. C++ is just thoroughly bad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | h01l8m3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Smalltalk
lel they found a way to make Lisp weenies worse<|eor|><|sor|>Lisp weenies don't small talk, they talk big.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | NakeyDooCrew | h01vj88 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'd hazard a guess that progress in software development is 2-5 years behind where it would have been if C++ never existed and programmers put their efforts into Smalltalk, Eiffel, Objective C, Scheme et al.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/nnrzqb/does_bitcoin_have_any_historical_comparables/gzxmus3/?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Is this one of those people who thinks things will be better 5 years from now somehow? Like... why? What do they think is gonna happen? Some sort of sweet new JS framework? I just hope we're all still alive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | degeksteplastic | kzb4zd | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmingcirclejerk | spider-mario | gjmm3um | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|> #include <unjerk>
int main() {
Eh, why not?
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | UnicornPrince4U | gjn2n0l | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|>If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to [seg fault]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | ToughPhotograph | gjn5blf | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|>No, C++ must be strictly conformed to the age of 18 and above, any less is akin to loosing one's virginity at a lesser age.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | degeksteplastic | gjn734l | <|sols|><|sot|>Dude, she's 14. She's old enough to learn C++.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kz9f0o/linuxing_with_a_14_year_old/gjm6lni/<|eol|><|sor|>No, C++ must be strictly conformed to the age of 18 and above, any less is akin to loosing one's virginity at a lesser age.<|eor|><|soopr|>your kids are coding in C++, you just don't know yet<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
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