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programmingcirclejerk | spider-mario | f3eaxia | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>> Test solution manually because I'm not crazy enough to write a unit test for each case
The one true way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | f3fb3c4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>\> Issues
> no.#1
>> cease.
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> Test solution manually because I'm not crazy enough to write a unit test for each case
Finally. I can write unit tests for my READMEs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | dexodev | f3ec01t | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>So basically a readme in HTML?
Time does indeed flow backwards.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a fun new trend amongst ~~talentless hacks~~ React Devs where they put the CSS in the JSX. It's like using inline styles on everything but "component based" so somehow not a really fucking stupid idea <|eor|><|sor|>I'm still torn on what I think about the whole CSS in JSX thing. I kind of get that the concept is all about having your components exist as fully independent chunks of code where you can edit all aspects of a component in one place, but I still see way too much value in keeping your styles nicely organized on their own in css (or .scss) files.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kwpolska | f3ef8pb | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>> Create beautiful HD readme content with ease
What is stylesheet :S<|eor|><|sor|>The best part is that ReadMe's don't even need to be beautiful. They just need to be clean and easy to read. Who really needs anything else?<|eor|><|sor|>Also, the pretty headers are images. You cant use ctrl-f to find a README heading.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | ArmoredPancake | f3e6to5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>Be sure to hit the Other Discussions tabs for such quotes from the author as
> About HTML, I would have gone with HTML but I would lose the benefit of having shareable components, that's why I went with JSX instead ( and let's be real, who uses HTML these days anyways )<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | dexodev | f3ec8dy | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>> Create beautiful HD readme content with ease
What is stylesheet :S<|eor|><|sor|>The best part is that ReadMe's don't even need to be beautiful. They just need to be clean and easy to read. Who really needs anything else?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | jamfour | f3fa7ot | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>> HD
TIL text in images is higher definition than vector fonts. The clarity of the headers when [rendered on the NPM project page](https://www.npmjs.com/package/readme-jsx) is especially unparalleled.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | dexodev | f3ec4gc | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme in JSX. Because Markdown is too complex.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/solidsnail/readme-jsx<|eol|><|sor|>Be sure to hit the Other Discussions tabs for such quotes from the author as
> About HTML, I would have gone with HTML but I would lose the benefit of having shareable components, that's why I went with JSX instead ( and let's be real, who uses HTML these days anyways )<|eor|><|sor|>> and let's be real, who uses HTML these days anyways
That has to be joke right? ..right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | codemonkey14 | crmzz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmingcirclejerk | porkslow | ex73dhz | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>So, where does code artisan fit into this picture?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | Beatrate | ex73n2p | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>So, where does code artisan fit into this picture?<|eor|><|sor|>Right between code kebab turner and byte chef.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | AndrewSilverblade | ex73dun | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer to think of my software systems as an artisinal blend of many patterns.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | ex7shfz | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>> why you should write simple, easy-to-understand code
Excuse you but I'm the product of a Uni that preaches Java and clearly the most understandable code is to have 1 useable class that inherits from 6-7 other classes, that might also inherit from other classes.
> If you have been in software industry for couple of years, or care enough to read some books about how to write good code and how to design good architectures
lol reading
> The code, the design, the architecture should be very pleasant to look at.
"Can I post a screenshot of my code to social media so I can have strangers on the internet jerk off my ego?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | BrFrancis | ex77cnk | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer to think of my software systems as an artisinal blend of many patterns.<|eor|><|sor|>I call this one "Agile distributed singleton factory model-view"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | utopianfiat | ex86o7e | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>Good to see software startups are embracing the Subway Restaurants model of calling their line cooks "Sandwich Artisans" instead of affording them more pay and dignity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | isthistechsupport | ex77qfq | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer to think of my software systems as an artisinal blend of many patterns.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, here you can see how I blend the beansfactoryfactoryfactory pattern with the singleton pattern for a successful artisanal craft<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | BrFrancis | ex773xf | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>So, where does code artisan fit into this picture?<|eor|><|sor|>Right between code kebab turner and byte chef.<|eor|><|sor|>Cyber chef is so awesome, I love trying out spicy new recipes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | falling_endlessly | ex82sch | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>> why you should write simple, easy-to-understand code
Excuse you but I'm the product of a Uni that preaches Java and clearly the most understandable code is to have 1 useable class that inherits from 6-7 other classes, that might also inherit from other classes.
> If you have been in software industry for couple of years, or care enough to read some books about how to write good code and how to design good architectures
lol reading
> The code, the design, the architecture should be very pleasant to look at.
"Can I post a screenshot of my code to social media so I can have strangers on the internet jerk off my ego?"<|eor|><|sor|>>"Can I post a screenshot of my code to social media so I can have strangers on the internet jerk off my ego?"
Slanted photo of a laptop monitor with JS spaghetti in a dark color scheme rendered in Fira Code with ligatures => Incel geek equivalent of dick pics.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you saying that people don't actually care about my custom-created coding font that only works on VSCode (along with a theme created by an AI that I trained on thousands of different VSCode themes)?
#define UNJERK
Not gonna lie, those fonts with FiraCode ligatures are actually pretty fantastic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | ex7erth | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>It's not a bug, YOU'RE a bug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | thephotoman | ex7vzmz | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>> why you should write simple, easy-to-understand code
Excuse you but I'm the product of a Uni that preaches Java and clearly the most understandable code is to have 1 useable class that inherits from 6-7 other classes, that might also inherit from other classes.
> If you have been in software industry for couple of years, or care enough to read some books about how to write good code and how to design good architectures
lol reading
> The code, the design, the architecture should be very pleasant to look at.
"Can I post a screenshot of my code to social media so I can have strangers on the internet jerk off my ego?"<|eor|><|sor|>> Excuse you but I'm the product of a Uni that preaches Java and clearly the most understandable code is to have 1 useable class that inherits from 6-7 other classes, that might also inherit from other classes.
That's incredibly odd, as flat hierarchies are the thing today. There might be a marker interface or a very simple abstract base class providing some common functionality, but that's about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | abermea | ex7peo6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>This entire post but unironically<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | AndrewSilverblade | ex7i6ut | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>So, where does code artisan fit into this picture?<|eor|><|sor|>I see great minds think alike (We're 4 seconds apart)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | ex96vgg | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>So whats the requirements of being a journalist? To answer this question, we should look at what a piece done by journalist look like; or more general, what a piece of writing done by an artist look like.
> When I first looked at Charles and Ray Eames plastic side chair years ago, I was amazed by its simplicity and its unreasonably comfort brought by this simple design. This chair was designed 1950 and has been very famous since then. As a software developer, I naturally thought was: how can we build a software like this chair?
...
Not that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | Hueho | ex93atj | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineers will stop improving their projects once they checked all the checkboxes, software artists do not have those checkboxes because their work are already above the standards.<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/hackernoon/dont-be-a-software-engineer-be-a-software-artist-204dbd47e8ca<|eol|><|sor|>> why you should write simple, easy-to-understand code
Excuse you but I'm the product of a Uni that preaches Java and clearly the most understandable code is to have 1 useable class that inherits from 6-7 other classes, that might also inherit from other classes.
> If you have been in software industry for couple of years, or care enough to read some books about how to write good code and how to design good architectures
lol reading
> The code, the design, the architecture should be very pleasant to look at.
"Can I post a screenshot of my code to social media so I can have strangers on the internet jerk off my ego?"<|eor|><|sor|>> Excuse you but I'm the product of a Uni that preaches Java and clearly the most understandable code is to have 1 useable class that inherits from 6-7 other classes, that might also inherit from other classes.
That's incredibly odd, as flat hierarchies are the thing today. There might be a marker interface or a very simple abstract base class providing some common functionality, but that's about it.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, wat?
I have no clue what that is, but unironically, it does not strongly resemble Java today.<|eor|><|sor|>just to double check
1. do you know where you are
2. do you believe unis will teach the latest best practices of Java instead of just whatever the textbook the teacher likes best which will probably treat generics as the next best thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | Datamats | b5dw1s | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | ejctb13 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>I took the liberty of proofreading and correcting the text:
>Go is the result of C programmers designing a ~~new~~ programming language, and Rust is the result of ~~C++~~ Haskal programmers ~~designing a new programming language~~ looking forward to get employed.
>...but it pales in comparison to C, which runs on almosteverything. A new CPU architecture or operating system can barely be considered to exist until it ~~has a C compiler~~ is able to browse porn.
>Consider Go, which has had a lot of success in supplanting C for ~~many problems~~ FizzBuzz problems and one-page DevOps scripts.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmingcirclejerk | Code_star | ejczgqn | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>> #Concurrency is generally a bad thing
You take your parallel processors and shove them up your ass!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmingcirclejerk | hexane360 | ejda5jo | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>> #Concurrency is generally a bad thing
You take your parallel processors and shove them up your ass!<|eor|><|sor|>>Parallelism in C is a pain in the ass for sure, and this is one reason I find Go much more suitable to those cases.
Go is good because it makes parallelism easy. Orange crab bad because it makes parallelism easy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmingcirclejerk | JohnTheScout | ejcz7pp | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Fearless concurrency allows you to fearlessly employ bad software design 9 times out of 10.
You sure this isn't a pcj regular? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | ejctuha | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>>These languages solve problems by adding more language features. A language like C solves problems by writing more C code.
Presented without further comment.
>I did some back of the napkin estimates of(...)
>Click hereto learn about my consulting services.
Click there for back of the napkin consulting.
>. That really cool feature $other_language has? Not interested. Itll be more trouble than its worth.
PHP coder detected -- all arguments thus invalid. (R)etry , (A)bort, (F)ail?
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | CodyCigar96o | ejdiczx | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Yes, Rust is more safe. I dont really care.
Well the logic is sound. Pack it up Rust bro's we're moving on to [Crystal](https://crystal-lang.org/)<|eor|><|sor|>lol no windows support <|eor|><|sor|>Sold<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | ejd3vf7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Yes, Rust is more safe. I dont really care.
Well the logic is sound. Pack it up Rust bro's we're moving on to [Crystal](https://crystal-lang.org/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmingcirclejerk | hexane360 | ejd9ivd | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, those statistics on feature changes are really damning. It's unbelievable that a 40+ year old language has less changes than a 8 year old one. Especially since the author did such a thorough job normalizing what each language considers a "change".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | Code_star | ejd05d1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>> #Concurrency is generally a bad thing
You take your parallel processors and shove them up your ass!<|eor|><|sor|>SIMT is an abomination against god. <|eor|><|sor|>> However, nearly all programs neednt be parallel.
whomst'd've among us even owns a GPU?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | ejdvx3d | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>I took the liberty of proofreading and correcting the text:
>Go is the result of C programmers designing a ~~new~~ programming language, and Rust is the result of ~~C++~~ Haskal programmers ~~designing a new programming language~~ looking forward to get employed.
>...but it pales in comparison to C, which runs on almosteverything. A new CPU architecture or operating system can barely be considered to exist until it ~~has a C compiler~~ is able to browse porn.
>Consider Go, which has had a lot of success in supplanting C for ~~many problems~~ FizzBuzz problems and one-page DevOps scripts.
<|eor|><|sor|>This is wrong though. Rust is the result of C++ programmers developing Haskell envy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | eje0rl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Yes, Rust is more safe. I dont really care.
Well the logic is sound. Pack it up Rust bro's we're moving on to [Crystal](https://crystal-lang.org/)<|eor|><|sor|>>Pack it up Rust bro's we're moving on to ~~Crystal~~ [Julia](https://julialang.org/)
FIFY<|eor|><|sor|>lol imagine using a language already post version 1.0 <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | nambitable | ejdcdxy | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>Alright, now I'm more interested in trying out Rust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | lol-no-monads | ejczo1f | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>Correcto! Everyone knows that it is Haskal which is the best imperative language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | ejeg6wp | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Yes, Rust is more safe. I dont really care.
Well the logic is sound. Pack it up Rust bro's we're moving on to [Crystal](https://crystal-lang.org/)<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
I...I like Crystal<|eor|><|sor|>It's okay, we don't shame people for their fetishes here at r/pcj... Unless you are into Go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | TehRoot | ejcztnh | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>> #Concurrency is generally a bad thing
You take your parallel processors and shove them up your ass!<|eor|><|sor|>SIMT is an abomination against god. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | ejegavo | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is not a good C replacement<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2019/03/25/Rust-is-not-a-good-C-replacement.html<|eol|><|sor|>/uj bear in mind this guy has actually written some really cool software, like the sway window manager and wlroots<|eor|><|sor|>> sway window manager
That one which segfaults?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | MoederPoeder | 9uxj75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmingcirclejerk | Poddster | e97sbby | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>I love a bit of corporate self-flagellation. Simply saying "the servers broke but we fixed them" is a thing of the close-source past.
Here in the enlighteneed open-source-using future we instead post 10,000,000 word essays about exactly how and why things went wrong, taking care to specifically name people and to also point out how this isn't about blame (You hear that, BRIAN?) all in an effort to be transparent.
Remember kids, it's better to be transparent than it is to be useful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | pcjftw | e97xnru | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>"so our soylent shop was located at the end of our road, we realised that we could dramatically speed up the "soylent to mouth" or StM time by using our "vanilla legs" instead of using a segway to get to the taxi rank, dis-mount and then order a uber taxi and to get to the end of the road, buy our soylent and order another uber taxi for the return leg of the journey"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | jeremyjh | e97z2jq | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>"so our soylent shop was located at the end of our road, we realised that we could dramatically speed up the "soylent to mouth" or StM time by using our "vanilla legs" instead of using a segway to get to the taxi rank, dis-mount and then order a uber taxi and to get to the end of the road, buy our soylent and order another uber taxi for the return leg of the journey"<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry this comment doesn't make any sense. Could you post it on Medium and call it an engineering blog please?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | e986git | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>> There are no silver bullets
starting off strong
> React was still used sever-side.
lol fucking jesus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | spaghettiCodeArtisan | e980k12 | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>When reading Medium I mentally substitue "claps" with "slaps". Suddenly, it all makes sense.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | AprilSpektra | e981nf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>So it took these web engineers years to realize that you don't need React to change a few classes here and there?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | momonga | e98g2do | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>These are the developers that get paid $300,000/year<|eor|><|sor|>The more you get paid, the more you have to justify your existence.
/uj
The more you get paid, the more you have to justify your existence.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | msiekkinen | e97v9pd | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
I'm confused, there's a graph showing a reduction of 600kb to maybe 150. I'm all for unneeded bloat but how is this relevant to a video streaming service? Time to interaction increased profits how much?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Alphare | e97vqsp | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
I'm confused, there's a graph showing a reduction of 600kb to maybe 150. I'm all for unneeded bloat but how is this relevant to a video streaming service? Time to interaction increased profits how much?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Tbf the actual streaming goes through Netflix's own CDN which might be right in your router installed while you slept, so you have different latency/bandwidth issues.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | AprilSpektra | e98wilt | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>So it took these web engineers years to realize that you don't need React to change a few classes here and there?<|eor|><|sor|>Some of these web 'engineers' even [know static typing](https://slack.engineering/typescript-at-slack-a81307fa288d?gi=e684963fa5f2)<|eor|><|sor|>>Given how quickly static type checking is gaining traction
lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | e98dxt7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>I love a bit of corporate self-flagellation. Simply saying "the servers broke but we fixed them" is a thing of the close-source past.
Here in the enlighteneed open-source-using future we instead post 10,000,000 word essays about exactly how and why things went wrong, taking care to specifically name people and to also point out how this isn't about blame (You hear that, BRIAN?) all in an effort to be transparent.
Remember kids, it's better to be transparent than it is to be useful.<|eor|><|sor|>> Simply saying "the servers broke but we fixed them"
\> corporate company
\> "we fixed the servers"
\> really means someone just threw in a simple hotfix
\> headline about a month or two from now
\> "X million of Netflix users exact locations and payment information was leaked after a simple hotfix"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | OwenVersteeg | e98vq60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>Jesus christ, 7 seconds to load over 3G? Seven seconds? For a basic page with minimal media? What kind of insanity has front-end development even become?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | Frangipane1 | e98516e | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>When reading Medium I mentally substitue "claps" with "slaps". Suddenly, it all makes sense.
<|eor|><|sor|>The fact that you can slap multiple times makes it even better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | 10xjerker | e98ut8h | <|sols|><|sot|>Netflix realises baking in an entire framework for a static page probably wasn't that good of an idea; writes a blog post to gloat<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/dev-channel/a-netflix-web-performance-case-study-c0bcde26a9d9<|eol|><|sor|>So it took these web engineers years to realize that you don't need React to change a few classes here and there?<|eor|><|sor|>Some of these web 'engineers' even [know static typing](https://slack.engineering/typescript-at-slack-a81307fa288d?gi=e684963fa5f2)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | ubg8np | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | i63uucp | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|soopr|>- zero-cost abstractions
- move semantics
- guaranteed memory safety
- threads without data races
- trait-based generics
- pattern matching
- type inference
- ~~minimal runtime~~
- efficient C bindings
One out of nine, see me after class.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmingcirclejerk | Ohrenfreund | i646mk0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>> Our design principles are:
> 1. Trust the programmer
Stopped reading there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | i64gwye | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>LOL NO GENERICS IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmingcirclejerk | ifreund | i63z567 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>lol, no generics. Everyone gets to make their own hash map: https://harelang.org/blog/2021-03-26-high-level-data-structures/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmingcirclejerk | kauefr | i64mcm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>> Hare fits on a 3" floppy disc, which are[available for purchase](https://harelang.org/floppies).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmingcirclejerk | pastenpasten | i659bwh | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>lol, no generics. Everyone gets to make their own hash map: https://harelang.org/blog/2021-03-26-high-level-data-structures/<|eor|><|sor|>>Hare leaves this work to you.
>
>If the absence of a particular data structure truly is your applications bottleneck, then writing it yourself may ultimately be the better approach. Youll have to familiarize yourself with the data structures and algorithms that manipulate them, so you can have an intimate understanding of the processes most important to your application. You can also tune and tweak them to keep it lean and mean within your use-case, only making them as complex as your application calls for.
You can't make this shit up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | exploooooosions | i64d95x | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>> Our design principles are:
> 1. Trust the programmer
Stopped reading there<|eor|><|sor|>And started the tutorial I assume<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmingcirclejerk | doomvox | i65j2da | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>lol, no generics. Everyone gets to make their own hash map: https://harelang.org/blog/2021-03-26-high-level-data-structures/<|eor|><|sor|>>Hare leaves this work to you.
>
>If the absence of a particular data structure truly is your applications bottleneck, then writing it yourself may ultimately be the better approach. Youll have to familiarize yourself with the data structures and algorithms that manipulate them, so you can have an intimate understanding of the processes most important to your application. You can also tune and tweak them to keep it lean and mean within your use-case, only making them as complex as your application calls for.
You can't make this shit up.<|eor|><|sor|>By eliminating canned linked list solutions and sorting algorithms we can once again restore the primacy of a Computer Science degree.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmingcirclejerk | map-string-interface | i63wbpz | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>go++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | NonDairyYandere | i64cpka | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>Insane people<|eor|><|sor|>What?
> Drew DeVault
Oh.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | MrCreeper1008 | i641re5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>lol no generics<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | i649i3h | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>> io::copy(&hash, file)!;
Are we copying a file into a hash? Why...?!
> hex::encode(os::stdout, sum)!;
What?
Am I not 10x enough to understand?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | i64qb7m | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|soopr|>- zero-cost abstractions
- move semantics
- guaranteed memory safety
- threads without data races
- trait-based generics
- pattern matching
- type inference
- ~~minimal runtime~~
- efficient C bindings
One out of nine, see me after class.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Are you saying Rust doesn't have a minimal runtime?
In this dimmadome?<|eor|><|soopr|>It's a to-do list, silly<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | i64fzek | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>What are we jerking here at exactly? Seems relatively ok<|eor|><|sor|>lol no generics<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | i64a5ay | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>Insane people<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | afdsadf | i653kyu | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/ubgb9x/announcing_the_hare_programming_language/
>>Hare is much closer to C and Go
>On the 4000th day G*d added generics to Go and he saw that it was good. Inshallah Mr DeVault will add type safe collections to his language 5, 10 years from now when he is done fixing the segfaults.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | commo64dor | i64y4bu | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>> Hare fits on a 3" floppy disc, which are[available for purchase](https://harelang.org/floppies).<|eor|><|sor|>This is the real jerk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | VariationDistinct330 | i65lobh | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>lol, no generics. Everyone gets to make their own hash map: https://harelang.org/blog/2021-03-26-high-level-data-structures/<|eor|><|sor|>>Hare leaves this work to you.
>
>If the absence of a particular data structure truly is your applications bottleneck, then writing it yourself may ultimately be the better approach. Youll have to familiarize yourself with the data structures and algorithms that manipulate them, so you can have an intimate understanding of the processes most important to your application. You can also tune and tweak them to keep it lean and mean within your use-case, only making them as complex as your application calls for.
You can't make this shit up.<|eor|><|sor|>You really can. You'll have to familiarise yourself with the digestive system and plumbing that manipulates the final product, so you can have an intimate understanding of the processes most important to your bowel movement. You can also tune and tweak them to keep your shit lean and mean and sliding out like a greased lightning machine, only adding a U-bend such that it doesn't backflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | pythonesqueviper | i64y8se | <|sols|><|sot|>Hare is a systems programming language designed to be simple, stable, and robust. Hare uses a static type system, manual memory management, and a minimal runtime.<|eot|><|sol|>https://harelang.org/blog/2022-04-25-announcing-hare/<|eol|><|sor|>https://harelang.org/platforms/
> Hare does not, and will not, support any proprietary operating systems.
lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | ObjectiveJellyfish36 | sunu4g | <|sols|><|sot|>[Pull Request] Add international sanctions<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/JustArchiNET/ArchiSteamFarm/pull/2517<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zlodo2 | hxaxikk | <|sols|><|sot|>[Pull Request] Add international sanctions<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/JustArchiNET/ArchiSteamFarm/pull/2517<|eol|><|sor|>Putin will be so mad when he'll find out that he can no longer, *check notes* farm steam cards<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmingcirclejerk | crowbarous | hxbuvtx | <|sols|><|sot|>[Pull Request] Add international sanctions<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/JustArchiNET/ArchiSteamFarm/pull/2517<|eol|><|sor|>> [ Breaking changes] [ External] [ Evaluation] [ Out of the scope] [ Regression] [ Plugin potential] [ Requires more info] [ High priority] [ Finished]
[ Don't care] [ Didn't ask] [ Ratio]
/uj literally admits that it's proposing a strict regression lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | Evinceo | hxb3sgj | <|sols|><|sot|>[Pull Request] Add international sanctions<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/JustArchiNET/ArchiSteamFarm/pull/2517<|eol|><|sor|>`private static readonly ImmutableHashSet<string> Blacklist = ImmutableHashSet.Create(StringComparer.OrdinalIgnoreCase, "Russia");`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | Teln0 | hxcb0hu | <|sols|><|sot|>[Pull Request] Add international sanctions<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/JustArchiNET/ArchiSteamFarm/pull/2517<|eol|><|sor|>"contact your country's leaders for more information."
Let me just shoot him a dm on WhatsApp<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | forScienceYouKnow | hxb437c | <|sols|><|sot|>[Pull Request] Add international sanctions<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/JustArchiNET/ArchiSteamFarm/pull/2517<|eol|><|sor|>Of course, no Russian will ever remove these checks, because they are too dumb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hxc69s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Pull Request] Add international sanctions<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/JustArchiNET/ArchiSteamFarm/pull/2517<|eol|><|sor|>we should add international sanctions to systemd. and by international I mean anyone with rust, go, or npm installed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | 1LargeAdult | hxcqj13 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Pull Request] Add international sanctions<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/JustArchiNET/ArchiSteamFarm/pull/2517<|eol|><|sor|>"contact your country's leaders for more information."
Let me just shoot him a dm on WhatsApp<|eor|><|sor|>my president can beat up ur president <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Teln0 | hxcbjcc | <|sols|><|sot|>[Pull Request] Add international sanctions<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/JustArchiNET/ArchiSteamFarm/pull/2517<|eol|><|sor|>Of course, no Russian will ever remove these checks, because they are too dumb<|eor|><|sor|>No Russian will ever bother trying to use it because if they are that desperate for steam games or whatever that thing gives they will just pirate them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | hxckn3g | <|sols|><|sot|>[Pull Request] Add international sanctions<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/JustArchiNET/ArchiSteamFarm/pull/2517<|eol|><|sor|>Politics tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | feral_brick | hxcj6ux | <|sols|><|sot|>[Pull Request] Add international sanctions<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/JustArchiNET/ArchiSteamFarm/pull/2517<|eol|><|sor|>The impact to the steam card economy will be devastating!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | Graf_Blutwurst | o6wh9o | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy birthday to Alan Turing, the father of artificial intelligence!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/o6e77g/happy_birthday_to_alan_turing_the_father_of/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmingcirclejerk | Graf_Blutwurst | h2v47zn | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy birthday to Alan Turing, the father of artificial intelligence!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/o6e77g/happy_birthday_to_alan_turing_the_father_of/<|eol|><|soopr|>Ah yes because if we remember Alan Turing for one thing, his most seminal work, it's clearly the turing test.
Go read the comments, it's a true best-of of bad takes and people spouting pop-science bullshit.
​
/uj Happy Birthday Allan tho. Thank you for inventing turing machines, they're wonderfully clunky to do proofs with, I love it.
​
Late Edit: Ironically Turing Machines were possibly the last of the 3 computational models i can think of (lambda caclulus, gerneral recursive functions and TM).<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmingcirclejerk | xactac | h2v7zly | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy birthday to Alan Turing, the father of artificial intelligence!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/o6e77g/happy_birthday_to_alan_turing_the_father_of/<|eol|><|sor|>Saying Alan Turing is the father of AI is like saying Julius Caesar is the father of French geography.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentrunningfan | h2v826o | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy birthday to Alan Turing, the father of artificial intelligence!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/o6e77g/happy_birthday_to_alan_turing_the_father_of/<|eol|><|soopr|>Ah yes because if we remember Alan Turing for one thing, his most seminal work, it's clearly the turing test.
Go read the comments, it's a true best-of of bad takes and people spouting pop-science bullshit.
​
/uj Happy Birthday Allan tho. Thank you for inventing turing machines, they're wonderfully clunky to do proofs with, I love it.
​
Late Edit: Ironically Turing Machines were possibly the last of the 3 computational models i can think of (lambda caclulus, gerneral recursive functions and TM).<|eoopr|><|sor|>Post Alan Turing's head on Tony Stark's body and watch it fly to r/all with 100k upvotes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | 15rthughes | h2vqp7f | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy birthday to Alan Turing, the father of artificial intelligence!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/o6e77g/happy_birthday_to_alan_turing_the_father_of/<|eol|><|sor|>Happy bday to the father of javascript!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | Graf_Blutwurst | h2vfpfb | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy birthday to Alan Turing, the father of artificial intelligence!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/o6e77g/happy_birthday_to_alan_turing_the_father_of/<|eol|><|soopr|>Ah yes because if we remember Alan Turing for one thing, his most seminal work, it's clearly the turing test.
Go read the comments, it's a true best-of of bad takes and people spouting pop-science bullshit.
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/uj Happy Birthday Allan tho. Thank you for inventing turing machines, they're wonderfully clunky to do proofs with, I love it.
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Late Edit: Ironically Turing Machines were possibly the last of the 3 computational models i can think of (lambda caclulus, gerneral recursive functions and TM).<|eoopr|><|sor|>Post Alan Turing's head on Tony Stark's body and watch it fly to r/all with 100k upvotes.<|eor|><|soopr|>No thank you, I have \*some\* selfrespect left.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | code_pusher | h2vnuio | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy birthday to Alan Turing, the father of artificial intelligence!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/o6e77g/happy_birthday_to_alan_turing_the_father_of/<|eol|><|sor|>they are actually putting him to newly issued 50 GBP plastic notes here in Britbongland, finally I will have my new coke vessel.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | h2wvqd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy birthday to Alan Turing, the father of artificial intelligence!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/o6e77g/happy_birthday_to_alan_turing_the_father_of/<|eol|><|sor|>Saying Alan Turing is the father of AI is like saying Julius Caesar is the father of French geography.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>i should rename my computer to vercingetorix and run it in headless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | ziplock9000 | h2vcoij | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy birthday to Alan Turing, the father of artificial intelligence!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/o6e77g/happy_birthday_to_alan_turing_the_father_of/<|eol|><|sor|>He was the father of so many fundamental things in the Computing field and beyond.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheFearsomeEsquilax | h2wmlux | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy birthday to Alan Turing, the father of artificial intelligence!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/o6e77g/happy_birthday_to_alan_turing_the_father_of/<|eol|><|sor|>> He's the father of Pornhub too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | loics2 | h2wmi9g | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy birthday to Alan Turing, the father of artificial intelligence!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/o6e77g/happy_birthday_to_alan_turing_the_father_of/<|eol|><|sor|>they are actually putting him to newly issued 50 GBP plastic notes here in Britbongland, finally I will have my new coke vessel.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol no TuringCoin<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | xaranetic | h2wz00z | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy birthday to Alan Turing, the father of artificial intelligence!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/o6e77g/happy_birthday_to_alan_turing_the_father_of/<|eol|><|sor|>they are actually putting him to newly issued 50 GBP plastic notes here in Britbongland, finally I will have my new coke vessel.<|eor|><|sor|>There are plastic notes?<|eor|><|sor|>Means you can easily lick any residue off<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | jokullmusic | h2wkk3e | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy birthday to Alan Turing, the father of artificial intelligence!<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/o6e77g/happy_birthday_to_alan_turing_the_father_of/<|eol|><|sor|>they are actually putting him to newly issued 50 GBP plastic notes here in Britbongland, finally I will have my new coke vessel.<|eor|><|sor|>There are plastic notes?<|eor|><|sor|>In tons of countries, yeah<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
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