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lolphp | prema_van_smuuf | cxq21gu | <|sols|><|sot|>The last ever line of (php) code.<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2015/11/13/the-last-ever-line-of-code/<|eol|><|sor|>Then I won't have the pleasure of discovering PHP "features" like this one...
$some_bool = false;
$some_bool['foo'] = "bar";
print_r($some_bool); // array("foo" ... | 8 |
lolphp | McGlockenshire | cxdinbn | <|sols|><|sot|>The last ever line of (php) code.<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2015/11/13/the-last-ever-line-of-code/<|eol|><|sor|>Then I won't have the pleasure of discovering PHP "features" like this one...
$some_bool = false;
$some_bool['foo'] = "bar";
print_r($some_bool); // array("foo" ... | 7 |
lolphp | khamer | 684l1p | <|sols|><|sot|>1...1 is 10.1<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/jmrZB<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
lolphp | SirClueless | dgvp1cg | <|sols|><|sot|>1...1 is 10.1<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/jmrZB<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like this is parsed as `(1.) . (.1)`, and the `.` operator stringifies both sides making this `"1" . "0.1"`.
That's actually hilarious. Especially given that PHP is loosely typed and you can use "10.1" as a number if you like: `4 * (1.... | 76 |
lolphp | beerdude26 | dgvsdon | <|sols|><|sot|>1...1 is 10.1<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/jmrZB<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like this is parsed as `(1.) . (.1)`, and the `.` operator stringifies both sides making this `"1" . "0.1"`.
That's actually hilarious. Especially given that PHP is loosely typed and you can use "10.1" as a number if you like: `4 * (1.... | 43 |
lolphp | youstolemyname | dgvyula | <|sols|><|sot|>1...1 is 10.1<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/jmrZB<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like this is parsed as `(1.) . (.1)`, and the `.` operator stringifies both sides making this `"1" . "0.1"`.
That's actually hilarious. Especially given that PHP is loosely typed and you can use "10.1" as a number if you like: `4 * (1.... | 19 |
lolphp | MeLoN_DO | dgwaozp | <|sols|><|sot|>1...1 is 10.1<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/jmrZB<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like this is parsed as `(1.) . (.1)`, and the `.` operator stringifies both sides making this `"1" . "0.1"`.
That's actually hilarious. Especially given that PHP is loosely typed and you can use "10.1" as a number if you like: `4 * (1.... | 16 |
lolphp | khamer | dgvz54a | <|sols|><|sot|>1...1 is 10.1<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/jmrZB<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like this is parsed as `(1.) . (.1)`, and the `.` operator stringifies both sides making this `"1" . "0.1"`.
That's actually hilarious. Especially given that PHP is loosely typed and you can use "10.1" as a number if you like: `4 * (1.... | 15 |
lolphp | the_alias_of_andrea | dgwh93f | <|sols|><|sot|>1...1 is 10.1<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/jmrZB<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like this is parsed as `(1.) . (.1)`, and the `.` operator stringifies both sides making this `"1" . "0.1"`.
That's actually hilarious. Especially given that PHP is loosely typed and you can use "10.1" as a number if you like: `4 * (1.... | 14 |
lolphp | khamer | dgvzexl | <|sols|><|sot|>1...1 is 10.1<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/jmrZB<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like this is parsed as `(1.) . (.1)`, and the `.` operator stringifies both sides making this `"1" . "0.1"`.
That's actually hilarious. Especially given that PHP is loosely typed and you can use "10.1" as a number if you like: `4 * (1.... | 11 |
lolphp | hylje | 1e4foy | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
lolphp | jdiez17 | c9wpzqr | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>"We've found 72,594 code results"
Oh fuck no.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
lolphp | tdammers | c9wr940 | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>That's one of the main problems with PHP: it's looks easy for amateurs and they're encouraged by the language and by the standard li... | 34 |
lolphp | xiongchiamiov | c9wt66a | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like a community pull request / education effort is needed.
Edit: One shower, one quick hack-job, and one waiting-for-Github... | 31 |
lolphp | okiyama | c9wuxda | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, while searching through the results I found this:
https://github.com/hamo556/ootw
The readme.md is just:
>you are not allowe... | 24 |
lolphp | m1ss1ontomars2k4 | c9wwm3j | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, while searching through the results I found this:
https://github.com/hamo556/ootw
The readme.md is just:
>you are not allowe... | 24 |
lolphp | vytah | c9wr2gs | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>That's one of the main problems with PHP: it's looks easy for amateurs and they're encouraged by the language and by the standard li... | 22 |
lolphp | ootwthrowaway | c9x7naq | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, while searching through the results I found this:
https://github.com/hamo556/ootw
The readme.md is just:
>you are not allowe... | 19 |
lolphp | huevas | c9wxyq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, while searching through the results I found this:
https://github.com/hamo556/ootw
The readme.md is just:
>you are not allowe... | 17 |
lolphp | nikomo | c9wxiaf | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, while searching through the results I found this:
https://github.com/hamo556/ootw
The readme.md is just:
>you are not allowe... | 15 |
lolphp | Daejo | c9x74p4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>"We've found 72,594 code results"
Oh fuck no.<|eor|><|sor|>In the 19 hours since you posted that, it's gone down to 72,306. Hey, at... | 12 |
lolphp | donri | c9x8ndp | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, while searching through the results I found this:
https://github.com/hamo556/ootw
The readme.md is just:
>you are not allowe... | 12 |
lolphp | phaeilo | c9wq017 | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>If only placeholders
If only these PHP "developers" knew about placeholders
My poor aching head<|eor|><|sor|>> placeholders
I'm c... | 11 |
lolphp | hylje | c9wwu2r | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>So what's new?<|eor|><|soopr|>We've known this actually happens in the wild. Here it's actually happening under your very eyes.<|eoo... | 11 |
lolphp | mindlessLemming | c9wwgey | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>If only placeholders
If only these PHP "developers" knew about placeholders
My poor aching head<|eor|><|sor|>> placeholders
I'm c... | 9 |
lolphp | dagbrown | c9wpkcj | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>If only placeholders
If only these PHP "developers" knew about placeholders
My poor aching head<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
lolphp | KFCConspiracy | c9wtl4y | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>I would consider firing someone over that. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
lolphp | gianhut | c9xx123 | <|sols|><|sot|>The love story of mysql_query and $_GET on Github.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/search?p=1&q=extension%3Aphp+mysql_query+%24_GET&ref=searchresults&type=Code<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like a community pull request / education effort is needed.
Edit: One shower, one quick hack-job, and one waiting-for-Github... | 8 |
lolphp | xiongchiamiov | 1t23nw | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
lolphp | WannabeDijkstra | ce3k0ht | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>*Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)*
The ride never ends with Rasmus Lerdorf.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
lolphp | frezik | ce42shi | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>Wow. It could have taken entire minutes to implement a real hash function, or at very least call out to an existing one <|eor|><|sor|>strlen may be the worst hashi... | 45 |
lolphp | fragglet | ce3rh6m | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>Even when I was a 17 year-old clueless C hacker I knew how to make a better hash function by adding up the characters of the string. Who on earth thinks strlen() i... | 44 |
lolphp | sloat | ce3klyq | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>*Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)*
The ride never ends with Rasmus Lerdorf.<|eor|><|sor|>The first step is admitting you hav... | 36 |
lolphp | Sarcastinator | ce3rgkd | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>Wow. It could have taken entire minutes to implement a real hash function, or at very least call out to an existing one <|eor|><|sor|>strlen may be the worst hashi... | 36 |
lolphp | audaxxx | ce3rr2v | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone ELI5? All his functions had to have a different length?<|eor|><|sor|>No, but the length of functions names had to be uniformly distributed.<|eor|><|so... | 36 |
lolphp | phoshi | ce3qte9 | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>Wow. It could have taken entire minutes to implement a real hash function, or at very least call out to an existing one <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
lolphp | Drainedsoul | ce3la0p | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>How did this ever seem like a good idea, to anyone?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
lolphp | kovensky | ce3ky7k | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>Seems the server is getting hammered; copypaste here:
On 12/16/2013 07:30 PM, Rowan Collins wrote:
> The core functions which follow neither rule inc... | 29 |
lolphp | snuggl | ce3q1i1 | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>How did this ever seem like a good idea, to anyone?<|eor|><|sor|>if you limit your code to just good ideas you will never get done!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
lolphp | cparen | ce409j7 | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>*Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)*
The ride never ends with Rasmus Lerdorf.<|eor|><|sor|>The first step is admitting you hav... | 23 |
lolphp | bart2019 | ce3sjzo | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>That was before anyone really used it, though.<|eor|><|sor|>Before anyone else used it, it was written in Perl.
Perl has proper associative arrays; actually it w... | 22 |
lolphp | frezik | ce42twb | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>That was before anyone really used it, though.<|eor|><|sor|>Before anyone else used it, it was written in Perl.
Perl has proper associative arrays; actually it w... | 21 |
lolphp | xiongchiamiov | ce3ysr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>That was before anyone really used it, though.<|eor|><|sor|>The problem here is Rasmus general attitude. When he encountered the problem instead of solving the pro... | 19 |
lolphp | Various_Pickles | ceavbgl | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>Even when I was a 17 year-old clueless C hacker I knew how to make a better hash function by adding up the characters of the string. Who on earth thinks strlen() i... | 18 |
lolphp | ChoHag | ce3wfha | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>That was before anyone really used it, though.<|eor|><|sor|>The problem here is Rasmus general attitude. When he encountered the problem instead of solving the pro... | 18 |
lolphp | catcradle5 | ce4bd3g | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>That was before anyone really used it, though.<|eor|><|sor|>The problem here is Rasmus general attitude. When he encountered the problem instead of solving the pro... | 16 |
lolphp | xiongchiamiov | ce4cot9 | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>Wow. It could have taken entire minutes to implement a real hash function, or at very least call out to an existing one <|eor|><|sor|>strlen may be the worst hashi... | 15 |
lolphp | catcradle5 | ce4bezh | <|sols|><|sot|>PHP functions originally bucketed by strlen, were renamed to balance length<|eot|><|sol|>http://news.php.net/php.internals/70691<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone ELI5? All his functions had to have a different length?<|eor|><|sor|>No, but the length of functions names had to be uniformly distributed.<|eor|><|so... | 15 |
lolphp | midir | 26inbh | <|sols|><|sot|>define() has an optional third argument that specifies if the constant should be case-insensitive; it has the undocumented side-effect of allowing constants to be redefined, but only if they have at least one capital letter<|eot|><|sol|>http://codepad.org/VDE7Ss1T<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
lolphp | Serialk | chrf7xr | <|sols|><|sot|>define() has an optional third argument that specifies if the constant should be case-insensitive; it has the undocumented side-effect of allowing constants to be redefined, but only if they have at least one capital letter<|eot|><|sol|>http://codepad.org/VDE7Ss1T<|eol|><|sor|>Wow. That's definitely my n... | 35 |
lolphp | midir | chrzyao | <|sols|><|sot|>define() has an optional third argument that specifies if the constant should be case-insensitive; it has the undocumented side-effect of allowing constants to be redefined, but only if they have at least one capital letter<|eot|><|sol|>http://codepad.org/VDE7Ss1T<|eol|><|sor|>I can't. I'm giving up on l... | 35 |
lolphp | kasnalin | chrhwqp | <|sols|><|sot|>define() has an optional third argument that specifies if the constant should be case-insensitive; it has the undocumented side-effect of allowing constants to be redefined, but only if they have at least one capital letter<|eot|><|sol|>http://codepad.org/VDE7Ss1T<|eol|><|sor|>Wow. That's definitely my n... | 33 |
lolphp | allthediamonds | chrewhm | <|sols|><|sot|>define() has an optional third argument that specifies if the constant should be case-insensitive; it has the undocumented side-effect of allowing constants to be redefined, but only if they have at least one capital letter<|eot|><|sol|>http://codepad.org/VDE7Ss1T<|eol|><|sor|>I can't. I'm giving up on l... | 25 |
lolphp | Serialk | chrn31y | <|sols|><|sot|>define() has an optional third argument that specifies if the constant should be case-insensitive; it has the undocumented side-effect of allowing constants to be redefined, but only if they have at least one capital letter<|eot|><|sol|>http://codepad.org/VDE7Ss1T<|eol|><|sor|>Wow. That's definitely my n... | 22 |
lolphp | shillbert | chrqmhm | <|sols|><|sot|>define() has an optional third argument that specifies if the constant should be case-insensitive; it has the undocumented side-effect of allowing constants to be redefined, but only if they have at least one capital letter<|eot|><|sol|>http://codepad.org/VDE7Ss1T<|eol|><|sor|>I can't. I'm giving up on l... | 17 |
lolphp | Lokaltog | chrm061 | <|sols|><|sot|>define() has an optional third argument that specifies if the constant should be case-insensitive; it has the undocumented side-effect of allowing constants to be redefined, but only if they have at least one capital letter<|eot|><|sol|>http://codepad.org/VDE7Ss1T<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I do... | 8 |
lolphp | allthediamonds | chriglu | <|sols|><|sot|>define() has an optional third argument that specifies if the constant should be case-insensitive; it has the undocumented side-effect of allowing constants to be redefined, but only if they have at least one capital letter<|eot|><|sol|>http://codepad.org/VDE7Ss1T<|eol|><|sor|>Wow. That's definitely my n... | 8 |
lolphp | abcdefgben | chru8eh | <|sols|><|sot|>define() has an optional third argument that specifies if the constant should be case-insensitive; it has the undocumented side-effect of allowing constants to be redefined, but only if they have at least one capital letter<|eot|><|sol|>http://codepad.org/VDE7Ss1T<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not even surprised, any... | 6 |
lolphp | shillbert | chrr3l4 | <|sols|><|sot|>define() has an optional third argument that specifies if the constant should be case-insensitive; it has the undocumented side-effect of allowing constants to be redefined, but only if they have at least one capital letter<|eot|><|sol|>http://codepad.org/VDE7Ss1T<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>What... | 6 |
lolphp | Deviltry1 | 55z1u3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
lolphp | RenaKunisaki | d8fbqgv | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>I like to assume the "dialogue" in the Lisp panel is pronounced "ssssssssssssssssss..."
Also:
* C++: oops, you only rescued a reference to the princess. Now the castle's been destroyed with her still in it.
* P... | 42 |
lolphp | serendependy | d8ezbgf | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>PHP was the only language where the prince saved the princess without any extra complications. Sounds like PHP. Does what it does, and does it well, but you don't tell you friends you're using it.<|eor|><|sor|>Di... | 25 |
lolphp | iheartrms | d8ezyt7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>They know of what they write. They must suffer for their art.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
lolphp | cube-drone | d8ff7a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>[Well](http://cube-drone.com/comics/c/ingeniuty-of-sorts), [it's](http://cube-drone.com/comics/c/if-programming-languages-were-vehicles) [an](http://cube-drone.com/comics/c/art-of-war) [easy](http://cube-drone.co... | 19 |
lolphp | berkes | d8fjs86 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>I like to assume the "dialogue" in the Lisp panel is pronounced "ssssssssssssssssss..."
Also:
* C++: oops, you only rescued a reference to the princess. Now the castle's been destroyed with her still in it.
* P... | 19 |
lolphp | coredumperror | d8fdar3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>HAHA LOL
It's almost like he wrote a bunch of scenarios and arbitrarily assigned random languages to each one.<|eor|><|sor|>Most of those made perfect sense. The C and JS ones were amusingly accurate, the Lisp o... | 16 |
lolphp | coredumperror | d8f5lgx | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>HAHA LOL
It's almost like he wrote a bunch of scenarios and arbitrarily assigned random languages to each one.<|eor|><|sor|>Most of those made perfect sense. The C and JS ones were amusingly accurate, the Lisp o... | 15 |
lolphp | coredumperror | d8f5iqc | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You can hate PHP while taking advantage of Wordpress's ease-of-use. It's not like 99% of Wordpress users even know what PHP *is*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
lolphp | Deviltry1 | d8f01tc | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>PHP was the only language where the prince saved the princess without any extra complications. Sounds like PHP. Does what it does, and does it well, but you don't tell you friends you're using it.<|eor|><|sor|>Di... | 12 |
lolphp | yxpow | d8l68g9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>I like to assume the "dialogue" in the Lisp panel is pronounced "ssssssssssssssssss..."
Also:
* C++: oops, you only rescued a reference to the princess. Now the castle's been destroyed with her still in it.
* P... | 10 |
lolphp | FweeSpeech | d8f3epl | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>They know of what they write. They must suffer for their art.<|eor|><|sor|>So you are saying I have to write in PHP for the rest of my life so I know how to subscribe to /r/lolphp?
*hangs ... | 9 |
lolphp | marishtar | d8fste1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>HAHA LOL
It's almost like he wrote a bunch of scenarios and arbitrarily assigned random languages to each one.<|eor|><|sor|>Most of those made perfect sense. The C and JS ones were amusingly accurate, the Lisp o... | 8 |
lolphp | n0t0ri0us9 | d8f2hqx | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>PHP was the only language where the prince saved the princess without any extra complications. Sounds like PHP. Does what it does, and does it well, but you don't tell you friends you're using it.<|eor|><|sor|>Di... | 8 |
lolphp | wonderb0lt | d8fmnvk | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>HAHA LOL
It's almost like he wrote a bunch of scenarios and arbitrarily assigned random languages to each one.<|eor|><|sor|>Most of those made perfect sense. The C and JS ones were amusingly accurate, the Lisp o... | 8 |
lolphp | zz_zzz | d8f02ck | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>PHP was the only language where the prince saved the princess without any extra complications. Sounds like PHP. Does what it does, and does it well, but you don't tell you friends you're using it.<|eor|><|sor|>Di... | 8 |
lolphp | carlos_vini | d8fnnzl | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>[Well](http://cube-drone.com/comics/c/ingeniuty-of-sorts), [it's](http://cube-drone.com/comics/c/if-programming-languages-were-vehicles) [an](http://cube-drone.com/comics/c/art-of-war) [easy](http://cube-drone.co... | 6 |
lolphp | iheartrms | d8f00cl | <|sols|><|sot|>Even comics make fun of PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://toggl.com/programming-princess<|eol|><|sor|>PHP was the only language where the prince saved the princess without any extra complications. Sounds like PHP. Does what it does, and does it well, but you don't tell you friends you're using it.<|eor|><|sor|>> ... | 6 |
lolphp | Takeoded | 8yicdo | <|sols|><|sot|>imagegd2: returns TRUE on success, and FALSE on failure ... or TRUE on failure.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/function.imagegd2.php<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
lolphp | rinyre | e2bq6xh | <|sols|><|sot|>imagegd2: returns TRUE on success, and FALSE on failure ... or TRUE on failure.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/function.imagegd2.php<|eol|><|sor|>Finally an actual lolphp<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
lolphp | Miserable_Fuck | e2bz4rj | <|sols|><|sot|>imagegd2: returns TRUE on success, and FALSE on failure ... or TRUE on failure.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/function.imagegd2.php<|eol|><|sor|>god fucking dammit...why??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
lolphp | duskwuff | e2c3srg | <|sols|><|sot|>imagegd2: returns TRUE on success, and FALSE on failure ... or TRUE on failure.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/function.imagegd2.php<|eol|><|sor|>god fucking dammit...why??<|eor|><|sor|>I haven't investigated in detail, but my first inclination would be to blame [libgd](https://libgd.github.io/). ... | 17 |
lolphp | duskwuff | e2cmcns | <|sols|><|sot|>imagegd2: returns TRUE on success, and FALSE on failure ... or TRUE on failure.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/function.imagegd2.php<|eol|><|sor|>god fucking dammit...why??<|eor|><|sor|>I haven't investigated in detail, but my first inclination would be to blame [libgd](https://libgd.github.io/). ... | 10 |
lolphp | The_Sly_Marbo | e2d7c3d | <|sols|><|sot|>imagegd2: returns TRUE on success, and FALSE on failure ... or TRUE on failure.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/function.imagegd2.php<|eol|><|sor|>PHP: "except when it doesn't"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
lolphp | calligraphic-io | e2cj6sr | <|sols|><|sot|>imagegd2: returns TRUE on success, and FALSE on failure ... or TRUE on failure.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/function.imagegd2.php<|eol|><|sor|>god fucking dammit...why??<|eor|><|sor|>I haven't investigated in detail, but my first inclination would be to blame [libgd](https://libgd.github.io/). ... | 6 |
lolphp | esquilax | 2dkq2f | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
lolphp | willfe42 | cjqk6w9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|sor|>People complaining about wacky function names! Why can't they write their own sensibly-named ... | 36 |
lolphp | cparen | cjqh4cz | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|sor|>People complaining about wacky function names! Why can't they write their own sensibly-named ... | 30 |
lolphp | fnzp | cjqeioo | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|sor|>People complaining about wacky function names! Why can't they write their own sensibly-named ... | 22 |
lolphp | muyuu | cjqvyi7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|sor|>People complaining about wacky function names! Why can't they write their own sensibly-named ... | 22 |
lolphp | callcifer | cjqemzg | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|sor|>People complaining about wacky function names! Why can't they write their own sensibly-named ... | 20 |
lolphp | esquilax | cjqkryv | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|sor|>People complaining about wacky function names! Why can't they write their own sensibly-named ... | 20 |
lolphp | Drainedsoul | cjqq82o | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|sor|>People complaining about wacky function names! Why can't they write their own sensibly-named ... | 11 |
lolphp | willfe42 | cjqvy9w | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|sor|>People complaining about wacky function names! Why can't they write their own sensibly-named ... | 10 |
lolphp | __constructor | cjri89i | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|sor|>People complaining about wacky function names! Why can't they write their own sensibly-named ... | 9 |
lolphp | Banane9 | cjru4cp | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|sor|>People complaining about wacky function names! Why can't they write their own sensibly-named ... | 9 |
lolphp | Drainedsoul | cjqs524 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|sor|>People complaining about wacky function names! Why can't they write their own sensibly-named ... | 8 |
lolphp | amunak | cjr0yyd | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|sor|>People complaining about wacky function names! Why can't they write their own sensibly-named ... | 7 |
lolphp | Drainedsoul | cjqwmy7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Im crying. Literally crying." - PHP Manual Masterpieces, xpost /r/programmerhumor<|eot|><|sol|>http://phpmanualmasterpieces.tumblr.com/post/70257636397/im-crying-literally-crying-actual-tears-in-my<|eol|><|sor|>People complaining about wacky function names! Why can't they write their own sensibly-named ... | 6 |
lolphp | ssmm987 | 3gyixs | <|sols|><|sot|>This should *never* happen!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/Y9Mi8QX.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
lolphp | polish_niceguy | cu2mrz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>This should *never* happen!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/Y9Mi8QX.png<|eol|><|sor|>At least someone coded for the "should never happen" scenario.
Someone there has a working brain, there is hope.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
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