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ly692a
My two brothers are hysterically knocking at the door of my big brick house but I refuse to open it for them.
To be savagely devoured by a hungry predator is the result of their sloth and incompetence, and I have nothing to do with that.
9,807
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ly692a/my_two_brothers_are_hysterically_knocking_at_the/
flowerinflames
1,614,927,366
95
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ly692a/my_two_brothers_are_hysterically_knocking_at_the/
fo5wp2
I’m surrounded by faceless people.
Judging by the amount of blood on my clothes, I think I’m the one who removed them.
9,805
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fo5wp2/im_surrounded_by_faceless_people/
Pootsa
1,585,059,725
184
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fo5wp2/im_surrounded_by_faceless_people/
clvcat
You're all alone, but this man keep staring at you, and you know he wants to kill you.
You shrug, look away from the mirror, and head off to work as usual.
9,807
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/clvcat/youre_all_alone_but_this_man_keep_staring_at_you/
shatspiders
1,564,918,258
129
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/clvcat/youre_all_alone_but_this_man_keep_staring_at_you/
nt7yfi
Did you know that some predators hunt using the ability to detect movements from their prey?
Now you might begin to understand why your sleep paralysis demons can't hurt you.
9,801
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nt7yfi/did_you_know_that_some_predators_hunt_using_the/
KangarooDense
1,622,934,670
270
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nt7yfi/did_you_know_that_some_predators_hunt_using_the/
r8xv9o
We had a warm autumn Saturday together, so I let my 6-year-old daughter bury me under a mountain of leaves.
After I lifted myself out, I could only look around in confusion, never imagining that would be the last day I would ever see her.
9,786
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/r8xv9o/we_had_a_warm_autumn_saturday_together_so_i_let/
TSrec8
1,638,648,299
137
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/r8xv9o/we_had_a_warm_autumn_saturday_together_so_i_let/
o3dc8o
To alleviate the homeless problem the philanthropist donated a new tent, sleeping bag, and solar powered lantern to every unhoused person in the U.S.A.
The tents and bags were constructed of Polyurethane polymer-not to reduce cost- but because of the material's extreme flammability; easily ignited and impossible to escape at the time of the lanterns' synchronous combustions.
9,780
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/o3dc8o/to_alleviate_the_homeless_problem_the/
DelapidatedSagebrush
1,624,099,657
207
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/o3dc8o/to_alleviate_the_homeless_problem_the/
kw8wm4
“You’re such a bitch!” I screamed at my sister in the middle of the town market.
The other villagers misheard me though, and they wouldn’t listen to my pleas when they grabbed my sister and dragged her to the lake to see if she would float or sink.
9,767
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kw8wm4/youre_such_a_bitch_i_screamed_at_my_sister_in_the/
djp_ink
1,610,511,923
125
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kw8wm4/youre_such_a_bitch_i_screamed_at_my_sister_in_the/
jmny2u
I'm still a little confused about NNN.
It's been a year now and they haven't grown back.
9,763
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jmny2u/im_still_a_little_confused_about_nnn/
JellyBoi_Baby
1,604,325,881
125
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jmny2u/im_still_a_little_confused_about_nnn/
yym3os
“If you take the red pill, you become a millionaire - but we kill a baby”
“If you take the blue pill you….errr….gosh it’s been so long since someone picked blue I can’t remember what it does”
9,769
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/yym3os/if_you_take_the_red_pill_you_become_a_millionaire/
whiskerbiscuit2
1,668,783,550
356
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/yym3os/if_you_take_the_red_pill_you_become_a_millionaire/
j7xcdo
"This will be a game changer for the food industry", she started her presentation right off the bat.
"This revolutionary technology reduces the gestation period of a human baby to a mere 3 days".
9,764
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j7xcdo/this_will_be_a_game_changer_for_the_food_industry/
why-wwhynot
1,602,243,512
170
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j7xcdo/this_will_be_a_game_changer_for_the_food_industry/
tjcun1
After I gave the intruders the code to my safe, they looked at me with blank stares.
Finally, one of them chuckled and said “buddy, we weren’t sent here to take your money.”
9,755
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tjcun1/after_i_gave_the_intruders_the_code_to_my_safe/
Denver650
1,647,872,274
195
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tjcun1/after_i_gave_the_intruders_the_code_to_my_safe/
jfodxf
My neighbor wouldn't stop complaining about my German Shepherd barking at all hours of the night.
Now I don't have to listen to him complain and my German Shepherd has a new chew toy.
9,755
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jfodxf/my_neighbor_wouldnt_stop_complaining_about_my/
R2Beatngu
1,603,323,416
124
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jfodxf/my_neighbor_wouldnt_stop_complaining_about_my/
kvkcay
After the paramedics restarted her heart, my sister clutched my hand and begged me not to let her die.
'The angels... the angels are waiting for us... and they are so very, very angry...' she whispered in despair.
9,751
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kvkcay/after_the_paramedics_restarted_her_heart_my/
Spugnacious
1,610,425,744
170
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kvkcay/after_the_paramedics_restarted_her_heart_my/
lwkob8
"I said two of EVERY animal!"
With a sigh Noah welcomed the termites aboard then stripped himself bare, ready to receive his final passengers - the parasites.
9,736
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/lwkob8/i_said_two_of_every_animal/
Jankyfolk
1,614,744,126
107
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/lwkob8/i_said_two_of_every_animal/
qveb4c
The liquid, which granted the drinker a much longer life, sold at auction for a staggering $963b.
To the person that now owned the last few hundred litres of the Earth's clean drinking water, I'm sure it was worth every dollar they paid.
9,738
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qveb4c/the_liquid_which_granted_the_drinker_a_much/
Pudenator
1,637,086,857
239
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qveb4c/the_liquid_which_granted_the_drinker_a_much/
15r43e2
"911, what is your emergency?", I asked just like many times today.
I almost fainted when on the other side I recognized my daughter whispering, "Daddy's home."
9,728
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/15r43e2/911_what_is_your_emergency_i_asked_just_like_many/
crazy_dancing_lemon
1,692,040,613
176
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/15r43e2/911_what_is_your_emergency_i_asked_just_like_many/
hb7u80
Her teachers always said that our daughter was an excellent problem solver.
If we had only known that she considered her little brother to be a problem.
9,722
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hb7u80/her_teachers_always_said_that_our_daughter_was_an/
benja327
1,592,455,587
68
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hb7u80/her_teachers_always_said_that_our_daughter_was_an/
9myesa
I saw my former student, he said, "Hello" to me, I walked on, he turned to stab me, I felt his knife go into my chest, I said, "Don't you know that you can't just make multiple sentences fit the rule of a subreddit just by adding commas, this leads to run-on sentences, have I taught you nothing?"
9,732
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/9myesa/i_saw_my_former_student_he_said_hello_to_me_i/
None
1,539,169,042
72
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/9myesa/i_saw_my_former_student_he_said_hello_to_me_i/
pibeyx
I got my sister a "better luck next time" card, and got all of our family to write funny messages on it
Watching her collapse to the floor weeping after reading it, made her infant son's funeral all the more enjoyable
9,715
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/pibeyx/i_got_my_sister_a_better_luck_next_time_card_and/
sugar-soad
1,630,841,248
151
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/pibeyx/i_got_my_sister_a_better_luck_next_time_card_and/
rma394
"1 day on this planet is 10 years on earth," said the ship's AI
"I was programmed to inform you of this upon completion of your 12 day mission on the planet's surface."
9,710
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rma394/1_day_on_this_planet_is_10_years_on_earth_said/
Thedemonwhisperer
1,640,194,013
241
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rma394/1_day_on_this_planet_is_10_years_on_earth_said/
im6h1b
“Do you smell gas?” I asked my friend.
“What?” my friend said, as he struck a match to light his cigarette.
9,703
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/im6h1b/do_you_smell_gas_i_asked_my_friend/
HeathBar112
1,599,182,183
130
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/im6h1b/do_you_smell_gas_i_asked_my_friend/
gxcnjt
As she held my hand, she broke down sobbing and apologized to me again and again.
That’s probably a bad sign coming from a palm reader.
9,706
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gxcnjt/as_she_held_my_hand_she_broke_down_sobbing_and/
Intrepid_Wanderer
1,591,389,758
112
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gxcnjt/as_she_held_my_hand_she_broke_down_sobbing_and/
tuavhw
She was walking alone and wearing a short skirt, so of course a creep followed her into this alley.
She smiled, delighting in how fun it was to choose victims this way.
9,697
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tuavhw/she_was_walking_alone_and_wearing_a_short_skirt/
None
1,648,875,338
231
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tuavhw/she_was_walking_alone_and_wearing_a_short_skirt/
ojla0s
Today I'm finally going to my first visit with a new therapist to finally say everything I wanted to say for so many years
I wonder if she'll realize I am telling her own story or she was too young to remember everything I've done to her.
9,695
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ojla0s/today_im_finally_going_to_my_first_visit_with_a/
laridandrea
1,626,199,708
94
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ojla0s/today_im_finally_going_to_my_first_visit_with_a/
e1m44v
They say the human brain can stay active for up to 30 seconds after being separated from the body.
Its been 13 years now, why am I still here.
9,693
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/e1m44v/they_say_the_human_brain_can_stay_active_for_up/
thecustardpudding
1,574,713,653
185
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/e1m44v/they_say_the_human_brain_can_stay_active_for_up/
15g5ue1
"If you insist on not using a condom, at least pull out in time, I really don't want to deal with another pregnancy", I warned my husband.
In the dim cellar lights, I could barely see him nod, as he continued to undress our new, still unconscious, houseguest.
9,691
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/15g5ue1/if_you_insist_on_not_using_a_condom_at_least_pull/
Schlepuetz
1,690,974,058
199
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/15g5ue1/if_you_insist_on_not_using_a_condom_at_least_pull/
fov8i3
"Your call is very important to us, please stay on the line and your call we be answered in the order it was received."
"IT'S BEEN THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES MY MOM NEEDS AN AMBULANCE!!"
9,691
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fov8i3/your_call_is_very_important_to_us_please_stay_on/
mydadsnameisharold
1,585,160,370
155
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fov8i3/your_call_is_very_important_to_us_please_stay_on/
satjp0
The animal rights leader preached, "It is time we gave heartless pet abusers some perspective."
As they strapped me to a chair and closed in with their knives, I wished I hadn't told them that I neutered my cat last week.
9,691
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/satjp0/the_animal_rights_leader_preached_it_is_time_we/
Melonwolfii
1,642,944,158
151
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/satjp0/the_animal_rights_leader_preached_it_is_time_we/
jwap86
I’ve always wondered - when I close my door, does the outside world still remain?
Today, the answer was no.
9,679
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jwap86/ive_always_wondered_when_i_close_my_door_does_the/
Sprry_Typo
1,605,680,566
149
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jwap86/ive_always_wondered_when_i_close_my_door_does_the/
t6l0f0
Due to the terms of the surrender, I had no choice but to behead the man in front of me.
After his family was set free, my own was brought up next to watch while I handed the executioner's axe to the man behind me.
9,669
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/t6l0f0/due_to_the_terms_of_the_surrender_i_had_no_choice/
Outside_Normal
1,646,406,519
93
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/t6l0f0/due_to_the_terms_of_the_surrender_i_had_no_choice/
jlmjtq
IN CASE OF FIRE, READ THE FOLLOWING POST.
You cheated, I haven't set the fire *yet.*
9,667
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jlmjtq/in_case_of_fire_read_the_following_post/
None
1,604,165,906
123
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jlmjtq/in_case_of_fire_read_the_following_post/
vkfetq
Having never learned to swim, I was terrified when I fell overboard in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
As I sank beneath the waves and took what should've been my last breath, I was even more horrified to learn that I could breathe underwater as I continued sinking ever deeper.
9,654
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/vkfetq/having_never_learned_to_swim_i_was_terrified_when/
Crows-b4-hoes
1,656,164,784
453
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/vkfetq/having_never_learned_to_swim_i_was_terrified_when/
wio55l
"Turn back" whispered the eerie voice.
Trembling, I apologized profusely as I turned back to the previous page, forgetting that it isn't nearly as fast at reading as I am.
9,637
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/wio55l/turn_back_whispered_the_eerie_voice/
kingofgods8294
1,659,901,266
150
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/wio55l/turn_back_whispered_the_eerie_voice/
qwp0r6
Just in time I noticed someone slip something into my drink at the party.
My blood ran cold when I realized it was the friend who's supposed to drive me home tonight.
9,643
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qwp0r6/just_in_time_i_noticed_someone_slip_something/
lukewarmcoffe3
1,637,239,741
230
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qwp0r6/just_in_time_i_noticed_someone_slip_something/
t5hidq
And now for my final trick, I shall make myself disappear!
The audience's cheers of excitement quickly turned into screams of terror when I took my jacket off to reveal the bomb strapped to my chest.
9,646
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/t5hidq/and_now_for_my_final_trick_i_shall_make_myself/
Fall_Is_Not_Autumn
1,646,276,524
134
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/t5hidq/and_now_for_my_final_trick_i_shall_make_myself/
m2pd90
My hands were shaking and there were tears in my eyes as I dialed 911.
I hoped that I sounded convincing enough when I told them how my best friend had “committed suicide”.
9,640
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/m2pd90/my_hands_were_shaking_and_there_were_tears_in_my/
chaerithechair
1,615,467,018
94
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/m2pd90/my_hands_were_shaking_and_there_were_tears_in_my/
fny1td
UPS NOTIFICATION: Your package was delivered.
DRIVER'S NOTES: *Package did NOT want to be delivered.*
9,635
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fny1td/ups_notification_your_package_was_delivered/
None
1,585,020,423
174
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fny1td/ups_notification_your_package_was_delivered/
mxkxbu
growing up, my parents wanted me to be a surgeon or a lawyer.
as a serial killer defending myself in court, i got to be both.
9,632
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mxkxbu/growing_up_my_parents_wanted_me_to_be_a_surgeon/
stickfigurescalamity
1,619,274,103
95
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mxkxbu/growing_up_my_parents_wanted_me_to_be_a_surgeon/
eda0hl
It was gross pulling all the hair out of the bath's plug hole, but then I found the teeth.
Dammit, the website said the acid would dissolve EVERYTHING!
9,626
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eda0hl/it_was_gross_pulling_all_the_hair_out_of_the/
3_squid
1,576,847,439
138
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eda0hl/it_was_gross_pulling_all_the_hair_out_of_the/
mbchtr
Walking down the mostly empty city streets, I had the feeling someone was following me.
Then, I got a text that said, “run,” with a link to a live stream following me.
9,622
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mbchtr/walking_down_the_mostly_empty_city_streets_i_had/
IBMadMan
1,616,498,489
146
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mbchtr/walking_down_the_mostly_empty_city_streets_i_had/
j79aql
I've watched my daughter's 3rd grade saxophone recital at least 100 times.
If I pause it at the right frame, I can almost make out the stranger that was talking to her backstage before she went missing.
9,622
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j79aql/ive_watched_my_daughters_3rd_grade_saxophone/
None
1,602,145,040
99
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j79aql/ive_watched_my_daughters_3rd_grade_saxophone/
13mdmgx
They didn't understand how she'd died as she'd been bitten several times before and was immune to the virus.
When they did the autopsy, her writhing, mangled insides revealed that while she was immune, the fetus wasn't.
9,622
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/13mdmgx/they_didnt_understand_how_shed_died_as_shed_been/
Pprdge_Frm_Rmbrs
1,684,544,810
158
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/13mdmgx/they_didnt_understand_how_shed_died_as_shed_been/
uleebg
As the first person to land on Mars, I decided to prank the mission control by saying "WHAT IS THAT THING" and then going silent.
Never expected to hear "Mission Successful" from them.
9,617
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/uleebg/as_the_first_person_to_land_on_mars_i_decided_to/
Aggravating_Union480
1,652,053,798
121
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/uleebg/as_the_first_person_to_land_on_mars_i_decided_to/
sxaqyp
I felt like I was really getting to know my future wife’s kids these past few weeks.
Now if I could only find a good way to introduce myself to her.
9,611
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/sxaqyp/i_felt_like_i_was_really_getting_to_know_my/
SolipSchism
1,645,389,450
77
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/sxaqyp/i_felt_like_i_was_really_getting_to_know_my/
145dgp8
Head's Up: TSH is going dark...indefinitely
# In accordance with the results of our poll, this subreddit will be joining in on the protest of Reddit's API changes that will essentially kill all 3rd party Reddit apps. ## What's going on? A recent Reddit policy change threatens to kill many beloved third-party mobile apps, making a great many quality-of-life fea...
9,617
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/145dgp8/heads_up_tsh_is_going_darkindefinitely/
Shindig_
1,686,336,727
319
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/145dgp8/heads_up_tsh_is_going_darkindefinitely/
l675c5
My father was levitating in his room and i think he may be possessed.
That was what i thought until i saw the rope.
9,608
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/l675c5/my_father_was_levitating_in_his_room_and_i_think/
Jaredism420
1,611,762,211
144
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/l675c5/my_father_was_levitating_in_his_room_and_i_think/
qpdmo1
Yesterday, I had to put my cat down as she had contracted rabies.
It wasn't until I felt a pain at the base of my head that I remembered she had bitten me the week before.
9,604
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qpdmo1/yesterday_i_had_to_put_my_cat_down_as_she_had/
Ianthekiller
1,636,378,109
371
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qpdmo1/yesterday_i_had_to_put_my_cat_down_as_she_had/
nh1okl
For her fifth birthday, Katie had begged her parents for light-up sneakers.
She regretted it now, as the flashing lights threatened to give away her location to the man prowling her kindergarten with a gun.
9,603
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nh1okl/for_her_fifth_birthday_katie_had_begged_her/
Not-a-Blender
1,621,520,902
185
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nh1okl/for_her_fifth_birthday_katie_had_begged_her/
hlbmec
I used to do necrophilia
I stopped when the body said "more"
9,596
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hlbmec/i_used_to_do_necrophilia/
gamerofgamersbruh
1,593,900,206
108
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hlbmec/i_used_to_do_necrophilia/
fvze43
We went looking for God.
All we found was an empty, blood-stained throne.
9,595
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fvze43/we_went_looking_for_god/
EvantheNerd83
1,586,182,174
234
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fvze43/we_went_looking_for_god/
u0ifod
After 24 years, my husband was finally out of the house
That's how long it took to send him, piece by piece, as birthday presents to his mistress
9,587
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/u0ifod/after_24_years_my_husband_was_finally_out_of_the/
None
1,649,600,018
113
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/u0ifod/after_24_years_my_husband_was_finally_out_of_the/
f6b2c6
I sighed as I picked up the phone and said, “911, what’s your emergency?”
My lack of emotion turned to despair as a voice two feet away from where I sat whispered, “I’ve just witnessed a murder.”
9,577
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f6b2c6/i_sighed_as_i_picked_up_the_phone_and_said_911/
benamst11
1,582,121,177
102
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f6b2c6/i_sighed_as_i_picked_up_the_phone_and_said_911/
qtoprz
I petted the little puppy in my arms, reading all the praises and compliments after her rescue video reached 1M views on YouTube.
With a smile I opened my phone camera, dropped her into the sewer, and started recording once again.
9,571
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qtoprz/i_petted_the_little_puppy_in_my_arms_reading_all/
KangarooDense
1,636,892,469
117
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qtoprz/i_petted_the_little_puppy_in_my_arms_reading_all/
iw43o0
The priest has been trying to exorcise me out of this body for two days, but I’m not going anywhere.
It’s the only way to keep them all safe from the child.
9,568
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iw43o0/the_priest_has_been_trying_to_exorcise_me_out_of/
veryrealzack
1,600,562,413
130
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iw43o0/the_priest_has_been_trying_to_exorcise_me_out_of/
srr9wr
I tried to untie her from the chair, blind and shaking.
The rope was so strange, for it felt like warm wet meat and i couldn't find the end of it yet.
9,566
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/srr9wr/i_tried_to_untie_her_from_the_chair_blind_and/
Nata_Moon423
1,644,781,959
167
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/srr9wr/i_tried_to_untie_her_from_the_chair_blind_and/
1gmjgu7
"Make me healthy," wished the sick little girl after she found an old lamp in the basement.
"Are you sure you want to reverse your brother's wish," said a voice from inside the lamp.
9,552
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1gmjgu7/make_me_healthy_wished_the_sick_little_girl_after/
SuvenPan
1,731,075,252
58
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1gmjgu7/make_me_healthy_wished_the_sick_little_girl_after/
lmo1ta
She crouched, hidden, motionless as a statue and barely breathing, hoping he wouldn't find her.
Mommy had always taught her not to leave with a stranger, and these men in helmets with hoses calling her name were strangers.
9,542
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/lmo1ta/she_crouched_hidden_motionless_as_a_statue_and/
bewildered_forks
1,613,658,749
164
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/lmo1ta/she_crouched_hidden_motionless_as_a_statue_and/
kocjr0
I watched in shock as the woman threw it to the ground, and then exclaimed "I shouldn't have to pay for this as it is damaged"
The newborn on the ground was screaming in pain, as the mother continued to argue about the hospital bill
9,539
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kocjr0/i_watched_in_shock_as_the_woman_threw_it_to_the/
sugar-soad
1,609,513,128
174
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kocjr0/i_watched_in_shock_as_the_woman_threw_it_to_the/
1k338oa
The midwife found the mother with her thumbs still pushed deep into her baby’s eye sockets.
“He has the same eyes,” the mother repeated, over and over, taken back to the deserted parking lot nine months previous.
9,542
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1k338oa/the_midwife_found_the_mother_with_her_thumbs/
Logical-Role1382
1,745,088,207
206
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1k338oa/the_midwife_found_the_mother_with_her_thumbs/
1i0wifw
“I’m so sorry my love, it says they’re rejecting your procedure as ’non-medically necessary’ because you’ve already lived without vision for so many years.”
She collapsed into my arms and began to sob as I savored the quiet satisfaction of being needed—the letter with its bold “Treatment Approved” notice already forgotten on the table.
9,547
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1i0wifw/im_so_sorry_my_love_it_says_theyre_rejecting_your/
marston_quinn
1,736,824,069
92
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1i0wifw/im_so_sorry_my_love_it_says_theyre_rejecting_your/
rmtquj
“You said you’ve always wanted a sibling,” my father said.
As he hugged me from behind with both palms on my pregnant belly, he whispered, “Soon you will have one.”
9,534
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rmtquj/you_said_youve_always_wanted_a_sibling_my_father/
onyx1378
1,640,259,048
271
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rmtquj/you_said_youve_always_wanted_a_sibling_my_father/
kxng4z
It was on every radio station, "Cover your eyes, they can't hurt you if they can't see your eyes!"
The creatures smashed through the door as we all huddled in the corner, hands over our faces, but I could only sit and listen as they devoured my youngest who shouted as they entered, "Peek-a-boo!"
9,533
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kxng4z/it_was_on_every_radio_station_cover_your_eyes/
Somewhostrying
1,610,686,683
207
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kxng4z/it_was_on_every_radio_station_cover_your_eyes/
fnkpn7
When your brain stops getting enough oxygen, sometimes you will forget what has just happened.
When your brain stops getting enough oxygen, sometimes you will forget what has just happened.
9,527
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fnkpn7/when_your_brain_stops_getting_enough_oxygen/
Sarcastic_Salamander
1,584,973,161
138
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fnkpn7/when_your_brain_stops_getting_enough_oxygen/
deypza
I opened my eyes to a message on the wall, "Run before they wipe your memory".
I opened my eyes to a message on the wall, "Run before they wipe your memory".
9,517
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/deypza/i_opened_my_eyes_to_a_message_on_the_wall_run/
It_is_not_that_hard
1,570,534,603
126
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/deypza/i_opened_my_eyes_to_a_message_on_the_wall_run/
f0n98d
My best friend finally invited me over to her house!
I knock on the door in anticipation only to have it answered, not by an oblivious little girl, but by a cop.
9,519
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f0n98d/my_best_friend_finally_invited_me_over_to_her/
rockstqr
1,581,139,993
169
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f0n98d/my_best_friend_finally_invited_me_over_to_her/
r37clg
The Lead Detective celebrated as I was found guilty of murdering my Wife and two children.
If only I’d bullied someone else in grade school.
9,522
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/r37clg/the_lead_detective_celebrated_as_i_was_found/
t-alt
1,637,994,603
133
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/r37clg/the_lead_detective_celebrated_as_i_was_found/
eq11nn
I woke up to the sound of chickens chirping at each other on this fresh morning_
_and looked out the window of my cage. How many more reincarnations before I was human again?
9,515
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eq11nn/i_woke_up_to_the_sound_of_chickens_chirping_at/
rethinkr
1,579,271,305
129
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eq11nn/i_woke_up_to_the_sound_of_chickens_chirping_at/
aj68hs
I told her there was no monster in her closet as I picked her up told her she could sleep with us tonight.
I figured that was the safest way off getting her out of the house without him realizing I saw him.
9,515
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/aj68hs/i_told_her_there_was_no_monster_in_her_closet_as/
Monghostwriter
1,548,287,501
91
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/aj68hs/i_told_her_there_was_no_monster_in_her_closet_as/
1f4sihq
I knew something was wrong about 20 minutes after finishing my drink, so I sought out my friend in the crowded club and pleaded for him to get me home safely.
As I sat slumped in the back of the cab, my eyes heavy and his hand under my skirt, I realised he was not my friend.
9,510
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f4sihq/i_knew_something_was_wrong_about_20_minutes_after/
suminagashi_swirl
1,725,016,014
117
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f4sihq/i_knew_something_was_wrong_about_20_minutes_after/
ssrkto
"I swear, I was just innocently walking home; I was kicking stones, and one just got away from me!"
The Father and The Holy Spirit were still angry despite my apology, claiming that the stone was rolling toward their pet-project in the Milky Way galaxy...
9,510
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ssrkto/i_swear_i_was_just_innocently_walking_home_i_was/
froopynooples
1,644,890,773
128
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ssrkto/i_swear_i_was_just_innocently_walking_home_i_was/
m3g440
I always thought those people in the zombie movies who hid their bites from their friends where dumb.
But now I'm looking up at the zombies getting cured, and I wish I had been dumber before I shot myself.
9,493
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/m3g440/i_always_thought_those_people_in_the_zombie/
brambrawl
1,615,550,443
142
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/m3g440/i_always_thought_those_people_in_the_zombie/
konp1q
“My baby would never do something like that!” mommy screamed at the policeman.
Now that my little brother is gone, I’m finally mommy’s baby again.
9,497
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/konp1q/my_baby_would_never_do_something_like_that_mommy/
parker_thor789
1,609,550,427
58
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/konp1q/my_baby_would_never_do_something_like_that_mommy/
lre7jj
“Did you know all humans are female while they’re in the womb?”, she asked her son.
“So in a way, you already know what it is like... I’m just going to help you remember”, she continued, snipping her scissors in the air.
9,498
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/lre7jj/did_you_know_all_humans_are_female_while_theyre/
FlyLikeAShrike
1,614,177,089
185
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/lre7jj/did_you_know_all_humans_are_female_while_theyre/
oxxrwx
[AUG21] As punishment for making fun of a homeless man the other day, my mom is making me sleep in the cold garage for a night.
But jokes on her, I snagged her keys and I'm already getting sleepy in the nice warm car.
9,484
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/oxxrwx/aug21_as_punishment_for_making_fun_of_a_homeless/
None
1,628,098,302
181
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/oxxrwx/aug21_as_punishment_for_making_fun_of_a_homeless/
okev0b
Did you hear about the Serial Killer that slaughtered 27 brunettes across the U.S. and Canada in 2020 and 2021?
Of course you haven’t, I’m very good at what I do.
9,490
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/okev0b/did_you_hear_about_the_serial_killer_that/
R-M-Staniforth
1,626,300,330
237
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/okev0b/did_you_hear_about_the_serial_killer_that/
p1idqp
The GPS is telling me there’s a major accident on the road ahead, but I don’t see one.
Maybe it’s just my phone, let me see if it’s-
9,484
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/p1idqp/the_gps_is_telling_me_theres_a_major_accident_on/
the_martell_kidd
1,628,571,111
135
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/p1idqp/the_gps_is_telling_me_theres_a_major_accident_on/
cpkh5i
My brother and I sat down with the ouija board, and both place our hands on the planchette,
He said “Cole are you here with me?” I moved the planchette to yes.
9,476
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/cpkh5i/my_brother_and_i_sat_down_with_the_ouija_board/
None
1,565,652,421
186
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/cpkh5i/my_brother_and_i_sat_down_with_the_ouija_board/
bqcl6a
The worst part of the Zombie Apocalypse, wasn't the deafening silence and loneliness.
It was having full consciousness and thought, but being unable to control my rotting body.
9,468
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/bqcl6a/the_worst_part_of_the_zombie_apocalypse_wasnt_the/
HorrorInTwo
1,558,237,589
104
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/bqcl6a/the_worst_part_of_the_zombie_apocalypse_wasnt_the/
cdbamw
“I’ve always wondered, what’s the scythe for, anyway?” I asked, as Death escorted me to the underworld.”
“Protection,” he answered nervously.
9,473
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/cdbamw/ive_always_wondered_whats_the_scythe_for_anyway_i/
shoutsfrombothsides
1,563,155,108
191
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/cdbamw/ive_always_wondered_whats_the_scythe_for_anyway_i/
15vj1vd
My best friend and I promised that if we were both single by the age of 37, we would just marry eachother.
"Just 3 more years", I mumble to myself as I stare at her most recent suitor, his untimely "disappearance" will certainly strengthen her and my relationship.
9,459
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/15vj1vd/my_best_friend_and_i_promised_that_if_we_were/
OverBakedDinoNuggets
1,692,458,538
168
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/15vj1vd/my_best_friend_and_i_promised_that_if_we_were/
1gdrvzs
As soon as time travel is invented, I travel back to the day my 8-year-old daughter was kidnapped, determined to find out who took her.
As I'm driving up to her last known location near the quiet park, a young girl runs right in front of the car, but I'm unable to react quick enough.
9,254
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1gdrvzs/as_soon_as_time_travel_is_invented_i_travel_back/
electrovert
1,730,082,662
103
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1gdrvzs/as_soon_as_time_travel_is_invented_i_travel_back/
1g4buiv
The only guilt the woman had was that she was going to leave her son in a world full of monsters like those who were filming her.
"JUMP", Her son commented on the grainy livestream of a woman standing on the guardrail of a bridge.
9,252
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1g4buiv/the_only_guilt_the_woman_had_was_that_she_was/
Mountain_Band_2732
1,729,009,720
115
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1g4buiv/the_only_guilt_the_woman_had_was_that_she_was/
1laqnbw
As her water broke, she slipped on the kitchen floor, cracking her head on the tiles.
She came around in excruciating pain, watching the pale yellow rope between her legs pull taut as her St. Bernard played tug-o-war with a glistening lump of meat.
9,151
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1laqnbw/as_her_water_broke_she_slipped_on_the_kitchen/
Logical-Role1382
1,749,847,561
689
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1laqnbw/as_her_water_broke_she_slipped_on_the_kitchen/
1hm3vdr
Even though the daughter kept saying no, her father continued to remove his clothes right in front of her.
"Wearing extra layer of clothes will keep you safe until the rescuers find us," he said while shivering in cold.
9,066
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1hm3vdr/even_though_the_daughter_kept_saying_no_her/
SuvenPan
1,735,144,470
80
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1hm3vdr/even_though_the_daughter_kept_saying_no_her/
1icthgh
When I went to my son's room this morning to call him for school, like I do every morning, all I found was a gun and note.
"Since crashing and killing your family in a drink driving accident, you've been suffering from short-term memory loss, so please just do what I couldn't," it said in my handwriting. 
8,852
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1icthgh/when_i_went_to_my_sons_room_this_morning_to_call/
54321RUN
1,738,156,512
70
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1icthgh/when_i_went_to_my_sons_room_this_morning_to_call/
1h2tfh5
At just three years old, she's trapped along with 48 rapists and murderers in cell block D.
At seven feet long and over five hundred pounds, they should last her at least a month at current metabolic rates.
8,836
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1h2tfh5/at_just_three_years_old_shes_trapped_along_with/
OrionSaintJames
1,732,907,792
205
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1h2tfh5/at_just_three_years_old_shes_trapped_along_with/
1lxzn0h
“Since my husband finally found a compatible penis donor, our sex life has been off the charts.”
“It’s the one thing keeping us together since our son’s tragic motorcycle accident.”
8,779
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1lxzn0h/since_my_husband_finally_found_a_compatible_penis/
Logical-Role1382
1,752,324,459
321
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1lxzn0h/since_my_husband_finally_found_a_compatible_penis/
1hzb19o
The little boy rubbed the lamp and whispered, “I wish I wasn’t sick so mommy didn’t have to take care of me all the time.”
“You still have 3 wishes,” the genie replied.
8,438
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1hzb19o/the_little_boy_rubbed_the_lamp_and_whispered_i/
blackwidowirl
1,736,643,956
161
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1hzb19o/the_little_boy_rubbed_the_lamp_and_whispered_i/
1jo91yz
"After taking this pill you'll die within a day but in that time you'll hallucinate at leat 85 years of happy life," said the government official.
"Favorable outcome for everyone," he added as they started distributing the pills to the homeless population for free.
8,107
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1jo91yz/after_taking_this_pill_youll_die_within_a_day_but/
SuvenPan
1,743,442,694
224
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1jo91yz/after_taking_this_pill_youll_die_within_a_day_but/
1nc0hqj
I used to play with my brother in his room until Dad said I was too old for imaginary friends.
When I told my brother Dad had been acting strange since Mom died, he whispered, “Don’t you mean Mom’s been acting strange since Dad died?”
317
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nc0hqj/i_used_to_play_with_my_brother_in_his_room_until/
LevelQx
1,757,367,013
12
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nc0hqj/i_used_to_play_with_my_brother_in_his_room_until/
1nbvco4
[SEP25] When the door to the space capsule was cut open, the only clue found among the mangled bodies of the cosmonauts was a note, clutched tightly in Lt. Pirovkin’s fist.
“Laika wants to come home.”
1,184
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbvco4/sep25_when_the_door_to_the_space_capsule_was_cut/
Chemical-Elk-1299
1,757,355,319
33
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbvco4/sep25_when_the_door_to_the_space_capsule_was_cut/
1nbu0um
I hugged my wife as soon as I got home after a long day.
Her mouth crackled, and a calm synthetic voice said: “Session terminated—please renew your subscription to continue conversation with your deceased spouse’s avatar.”
302
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbu0um/i_hugged_my_wife_as_soon_as_i_got_home_after_a/
samacorner04
1,757,352,418
21
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbu0um/i_hugged_my_wife_as_soon_as_i_got_home_after_a/
1nbt3jq
My wife had a mental breakdown that her entire family was relentlessly gaslighting her.
"Don't worry, I'll help you figure out what's really true" I lied.
207
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbt3jq/my_wife_had_a_mental_breakdown_that_her_entire/
Riddle-Maker
1,757,350,414
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbt3jq/my_wife_had_a_mental_breakdown_that_her_entire/
1nbloj7
The white men are so stupid, I cut trees for them and they gift me all these wonders from beyond the sea
One of these wonders has to heal the blisters covering everyone in the village
1,653
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbloj7/the_white_men_are_so_stupid_i_cut_trees_for_them/
surewhatever_dude
1,757,332,523
51
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbloj7/the_white_men_are_so_stupid_i_cut_trees_for_them/
1nbl9op
The veterinarian knew that animals exposed to traumatic procedures— such as declawing, neutering, or amputation— tended to be more clingy and affectionate with their owners after the fact.
And one day it dawned on her: an easy fix for her toddler’s dismissive-avoidant attachment style.
1,200
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbl9op/the_veterinarian_knew_that_animals_exposed_to/
tasteofhemlock
1,757,331,240
24
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbl9op/the_veterinarian_knew_that_animals_exposed_to/
1nbp2fx
"He's so cute, I could just eat him!," she squealed.
When they looked back, his tiny hand was already missing.
579
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbp2fx/hes_so_cute_i_could_just_eat_him_she_squealed/
ihateyourtattoo
1,757,341,329
24
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbp2fx/hes_so_cute_i_could_just_eat_him_she_squealed/
1nbczm5
As my 6 year old son was getting stitches from a fall, he asked the doctor if he could get "the special stitch"
Asking what he meant he said, "Daddy told me I was extra special because if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have gotten that special stitch and I want to have one too!"
4,811
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbczm5/as_my_6_year_old_son_was_getting_stitches_from_a/
decency_where
1,757,301,486
167
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbczm5/as_my_6_year_old_son_was_getting_stitches_from_a/
1nbgibf
"Look at all this gold mommy, we're rich!" my daughter cried out as she entered the room.
As I glanced around the room that was formerly full of straw I replied, "I know honey, now I'd like you to meet my friend here, Mr. Rumpelstiltskin."
2,134
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbgibf/look_at_all_this_gold_mommy_were_rich_my_daughter/
edale1
1,757,313,558
50
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nbgibf/look_at_all_this_gold_mommy_were_rich_my_daughter/
1nc2jtl
"Look at all this gold mommy, we're rich!" my daughter cried out as she entered the room.
"We don't get to keep it honey, it all goes to the Fuhrer's glorious cause," I reply while extracting the gold filling from yet another pulled tooth.
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I laughed when the loan shark told me how he was going to torture me before he killed me because of not paying my debt.
Then I hung up the phone, knowing that I will be safe since I gave him my twin brother's name and address when I asked for the loan.
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